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Ghoul

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« on: 03-01-2004, 11:09:27 »
PREDLAZEM
da na ovo kachite svoje omiljene neverovatno lude vesti.

evo jedne:

SANTA FE, N.M. - A couple returned home from a week-long
vacation to an unpleasant surprise: the legs of a dead man
dangling from their ceiling. Police identified the man as
Carl Smith, 81, and he was the ex-husband of the woman who
lived in the home. "He was stuck in an air conditioner duct,"
said Trish Ahrensfield, a spokeswoman for the Albuquerque
police. Police said it seems the man was attempting to break
into the home via the roof and died while trying to enter
through the air conditioner duct. The couple said their
house was cold when they returned and they went to the
bathroom to check if the heater had been turned off. When
they looked at the ceiling, they saw the legs hanging down.

Black Mamba

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« Reply #1 on: 03-01-2004, 20:58:17 »
pa nije bas moja omiljena vest, ali total and utter crazy, jeste ......cula sam da se u mom gradu (valjda na dan doceka nove godine) srusio helikopter sa sve deda mrazom pravo ispred opstine ..i povredio neke silne ljude ....napravio neku gadnu stetu ...itd etc .....joj bruke i sramote :oops:

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« Reply #2 on: 11-01-2004, 05:50:05 »
Bill Martin, a Quaker in Hudson, Fla., has a dream of a fam-
ily friendly, Christian-themed nudist community in a Tampa
suburb. He wants a place not unlike the paradise described
in the book of Genesis, before Adam and Eve ate illegal
fruits, acquired shame and fashioned fig leaf clothes, the
Orlando Sentinel reports. "The Bible very clearly states
that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were
naked. When people are in right with God, they do not have
to fear nudity," says David Blood, executive director of the
project. Martin wants to call the "naturist" park Natura,
where there would be an open church, a giant water park and
nude volleyball.

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« Reply #3 on: 11-01-2004, 05:51:38 »
MELBOURNE - Australian triple-killer and self-proclaimed
woman-hater Paul Denyer wants a sex-change operation so he
can live behind bars as a female. "There's no counting
what's between his ears," one source told the Melbourne
Herald-Sun. "For a man who hated women, he's certainly ada-
mant." Denyer, serving a 30-year minimum sentence for the
murder of three young women, has filed a Freedom of Infor-
mation application for details on government policy on sex
changes for inmates. The request comes on the heels of a
failed bid to wear makeup in Barwon Prison. Prison officials
are flummoxed by Denyer's desire to become a woman. When
asked by detectives why he killed the three women in 1993,
Denyer explained, "Just hate 'em." Psychologist Ronald Con-
way said the consequences of a sex change are massive. "I
defy any psychiatrist to sanction this. It is gambling a
great deal," he said. "How he would use a sex change in the
prison environment, God only knows."

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« Reply #4 on: 19-01-2004, 17:07:32 »
+------------- Bizarre History Test Answers --------------+

The following is a sample list of "history" of the world
from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by
teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade
through college level.


The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-
Duck by a surf [e, gavrilo, gavrilo... :x ], ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly
noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off
the trees.


On April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot
in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show.
The believed assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suppos-
edly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time
became the Father of Our Country. The Constitution of the
United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility.
Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to
keep bare arms.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English
put tacks in their tea.

Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes.
He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John
Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife died
and he wrote "Paradise Regained."
:!:

Ghoul

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« Reply #5 on: 20-01-2004, 22:06:49 »
ZAN-INDIJA-SLONOVI
Pijani slonovi stradali od strujnog udara

GUVAHATI, Indija, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - CCetiri divlja slona
koja su se napila od pirinccanog piva, ubio je strujni udar possto su
navalili na dalekovod koji se srussio na njih, saopsstile su danas
vlasti indijske drzzave Megalaja, na severoistoku zemlje.

ZZivotinje su postale potpuno razuzdane possto su ispile nekoliko baccvi
piva.

"Possto su se opili pivom od pirincca, slonovi su potpuno pobesneli i
sjurili su se na dalekovod", rekao Frans presu jedan ssumar. "Jedan
elektriccni kabl pod visokim naponom pao je na krdo i na licu mesta
usmrtio ccetiri slona."

Bilans je mogao biti i tezzi da se ostalih 20-ak zzivotinja, osetivssi
opasnost, nije razbezzalo.

Divlje slonove privlacci pirinccano pivo koje proizvode seljaci u
drzzavama Megalaja i Asam, i zzivotinje ponekad, kad se napiju,
naprave znatnu sstetu.

Prema poslednjem popisu slonova koji datira iz 1999, u tim dvema
drzzavama ima ih 7.200, od 10.000 koliko ih ima u celoj Indiji.

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« Reply #6 on: 20-01-2004, 22:09:11 »
Majkl Dzzekson za sudjenje okaccio srpski orden

PRAG, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - Majkl Dzzekson (Michael Jackson),
optuzzen za seksualno zlostavljanje maloletnika, nosio je stari sprski
orden prilikom prvog pojavljivanja na sudu u Santa Mariji, izjavio je
danas jedan ccesski istoriccar.

"To je oreden belog orla treche klase Kraljevine Srbije, sa lentom
crvene i bele boje", rekao je Frans presu Pavel Simunek, struccnjak za
ordenje u Istorijskom institutu ccesske vojske.

Orden je ustanovio 1882. kralj Milan Obrenovich (1854-1901) koji se
inspirisao francuskom Legijom ccasti.

"Godina 1882. je vidljiva na naliccju ordena koji je nosio Dzzekson,
possto ga je pevacc okaccio naopako", objasnio je istoriccar.

Na osnovu raspolozzivih fotografija nije, medjutim, moguche jasno
utvrditi da li je Dzzekson (45) nosio originalni orden ili dobru
kopiju, dodao je Simunek.

Ghoul

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« Reply #7 on: 20-01-2004, 22:10:17 »
...i treci komat iz jorove firme za obmanjivanje javnosti:

Nema sskole dok se ne occiste kraljeve livade

MBABANE, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - Kralj Svazilenda Msuavati
Trechi odlozzio je za nedelju dana poccetak sskolske godine da bi
uccenici zavrssili ccisschenje kraljevskih polja od korova, ssto je
tradicionalna duzznost prema kralju u ovo doba godine.

Ministar za informisanje Temba Msibi je preko radio-televizije
obnarodovao kraljevski dekret koji se odnosi na visse od 30.000
osnovaca i srednjosskolaca.

"Zbog obaveza prema kralju koje i dalje traju, po nalogu njegovog
visoccanstva, naredjujem da se poccetak nove sskolske godine pomeri za
naredni utorak, da bi odredi mogli da zavrsse posao koji im je kralj
poverio", najavio je ministar.

CCisschenje od korova livada koje pripadaju kraljevskom domenu u
Ludzinidzini, 16 kilometara od glavnog grada Mbabane, deo je ritualnih
sveccanosti koje se odrzzavaju u periodu od novembra do januara, a
koje potvrduju kraljevu moch.

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« Reply #8 on: 21-01-2004, 12:47:40 »
NEW DELHI - An Indian diamond merchant is stuck with the
crappy job of digging through cow dung after his prize cow
swallowed over 1,700 small diamonds. Dilubhai Rajput had
stored the bag of diamonds, worth almost $900, in a stack of
hay at his home in Gujurat state. He hadn't considered that
his hungry cow would find the jewels and make them his meal.
The cow is now feasting on a diet of grass, grain, fruit and
laxatives and Rajput has recovered 300 diamonds in three
days. "I am sure within a week I will retrieve all my dia-
monds," Rajput was quoted as saying. It was not known why
he had chosen to hide the diamonds in the hay.

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« Reply #9 on: 21-01-2004, 15:58:20 »
Mladozzenja (85) ubio zzenu (82) zbog neverstva

====================================
Starost - mudrost. Ma nemojte kasti? [to kaze Jor]
====================================

MADRID, 21. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - SSpanac star 85 godina ubio je
nozzem suprugu staru 82 godine, samo pet dana posle venccanja, possto je bio uveren da mu je neverna, prenosi sspanska sstampa.

Drama se dogodila u staracckom domu u Almendralehu, na zapadu zemlje, gde su se supruzznici upoznali.

Huan Hil (Juan Gil) je Matildu Agredu visse puta izbo kuhinjski
nozzem, tokom svadje koja je izbila u njihovo sobi.

Prema svedoccenju nekoliko izvora koje citira list "ABC", Hil je rekao
da je video "nekoga kako ulazi u njihovu sobu i pomislio da mu je
neverna". "Ona je samo moja i niccija visse", dodao je starac.

[a sad ja: pa dobro, ovo kao razlog jos i mogu da razumem. glupo bi bilo da ju je ubio jer je otkrio da nije nevina :lol: ]

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« Reply #10 on: 23-01-2004, 14:15:20 »
[These are actual notes taken from patient charts.]

"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he
coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."

"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home."

"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for lunch."

"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis
which goes to his feet."

"Patient was alert and unresponsive."

"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints."

"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

"The other foot has the missing toe."

Ghoul

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« Reply #11 on: 23-01-2004, 14:16:57 »
sto dobar ovaj topik= ja, sam na njemu... :lol:

steta sto nema vise ovakvih...

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« Reply #12 on: 23-01-2004, 14:23:03 »
jao sto je dobar topik!

evo jos malo:

BERLIN - Germany's government knows how to take care of its
frogs. It is spending $285,200 to construct a tunnel for
frogs to use to avoid the dangers of busy streets. Ruediger
Zech, a local council spokesman, said the tunnel would allow
native varieties of toads, frogs, and other amphibians to
safely reach a nearby lake. The creatures had previously been
carried across the road in buckets by volunteers from nature
protection groups. Construction for the tunnel is being
funded by the foreign ministry and is a part of a package of
environmental measures agreed to when the ministry took over
the Villa Borsig. The tunnel will be located near a training
center for diplomats on the outskirts of Berlin.

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« Reply #13 on: 23-01-2004, 14:54:41 »
+------------- Bizarre Driving Test Answers --------------+

Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school:

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

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« Reply #14 on: 23-01-2004, 14:56:52 »
PORTLAND, Oregon - Arnold Schwarzenegger is baack - this
time in the form of a beer. Portland Brewing Co. has created
a new brew called "Governator" beer that CEO Jerome Chicvara
is surprised California brewers didn't think of first. The
brewers designed 3,200 cases bearing the Pumping Iron label
that are meant to be an amusing tribute to the governor of
California. Chicvara thought of the idea while joking around
with his kids and their friends, who had combined the words
"governor" and "terminator" into "governator." "And I thought
that's good, that could be a beer," Chicvara said. "Sometimes
we get carried away, but we did this for fun." The bitter ale
is only being sold in California and comes in a 22-ounce
bottle with a label featuring a muscular figure posing like a
body builder.

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« Reply #15 on: 24-01-2004, 11:10:32 »
Angered by the popularity of Japanese words etched on the skin
of white people, award-winning tattoo artist Andy Sakai took
out his revenge by replacing requested symbols with ones
carrying vulgar meanings. One victim, college student Brandon
Smith, went to Sakai to have the symbols for "strength" and
"honor" inscribed on his chest. Twenty minutes later, Smith
left the tattoo studio with the symbol for "small penis"
embedded in his flesh. Though he didn't realize it at first,
Smith got the hint after jogging through campus and having a
group of Asian students calling him "Shorty".

Several other Caucasian victims have fallen prey to Sakai's
vengeful needle. Though he'll most likely lose a lot of
business as a result of his actions, Sakai feels he has done
a valuable public service for his fellow man "by labeling all
the stupid people in the world."

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« Reply #16 on: 24-01-2004, 11:11:41 »
+--------------- Bizarre Sporting Failures ---------------+

Wallace Williams ran in the 1979 Pan-American Games marathon,
but was so slow that by the time he reached the stadium it
was locked and everyone had left.

To fight the heat in the 1950 Tour de France, Abd-El Kader
Zaag drank a bottle of wine and promptly fell off his bike.
After sleeping it off by the side of the road, he got back
on and rode off - in the wrong direction.

Russian athlete Ivanon Vyacheslav was so excited to win a
medal at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics that he threw the medal
high into the air in jubilation. Unfortunately it landed in
Lake Wendouree where, despite a frantic search, it remains
to this day.

Preparing for a bout at the 1992 New York Golden Gloves
Championships, boxer Daniel Caruso psyched himself up by
pounding his gloves into his face. In doing so, he broke
his nose and was declared unfit to box.

After beating 1,000 rivals in a 500-mile race, Percy the
racing pigeon flopped down exhausted in his Sheffield loft
and was promptly eaten by a cat.

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« Reply #17 on: 24-01-2004, 11:15:42 »
LOS ANGELES - Students of the online New Canoe University,
based in Sausalito, will now have the opportunity to learn
how to sell their bodies and rack in the dough. "Body Bucks:
How to Sell Your Body to Science While You're Still Alive,"
is the latest course offered by the university. "By selling
bodily fluids and participating in medical experiments, a
human being can earn $20,000 or more per year," said course
instructor Bob Heyman. "This is literally the only business
out there where you can always carry your assets with you
and they're renewable to boot." The course gives students
lessons in making money by legally selling their blood,
sperm, eggs, hair and bone marrow, and by participating in
paid medical trials and research.


uf...
bio sam jednom, pre par meseci, na ivici toga da svoje nesudjene sinove prodam, ali nudili su premalo para... a i nekako mi ih zao, iako su tako mali, i tek potencijalni...

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« Reply #18 on: 24-01-2004, 11:16:48 »
JOHN O GROAT, Scotland - A former Royal Marine, dressed only
in footwear and headgear, has managed to walk across Brit-
ain in the buff, braving cops and cold for nearly 1,000
miles. Steve Gough, 44, of Eastleigh, Hampshire, set off
from Cornwall in southwestern England June 16, headed for
the northeastern coast of Scotland. By hiking naked he
hoped to draw attention to what he considers Britain's
"outdated" indecency laws. Thursday he finally made it to
John O' Groats on the Scottish coast, having spent 57 nights
in a tent and 140 nights in various jails at a total cost to
taxpayers of more than $90,000. "My body is part of me and
it is not shameful. It's who I am," said the former Royal
Marine.

normalno. 8)

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« Reply #19 on: 24-01-2004, 18:59:27 »
kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

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« Reply #20 on: 25-01-2004, 01:49:00 »
Sud u Arizoni, SAD, oslobodio je četrdesetdvogodišnju Sandru Bejli krivice za izazivanje opšte opasnosti, za koju je ona bila optužena, nakon što je na autobuskoj stanici grada Tuson, pucala iz lovačke dvocevke.  Gospođa Bejli izjavila je na suđenju da je zapravo pucala u smrt, koja je došla po njenog supruga Džona i da je na taj način svom suprugu spasila život. Po njenom svedočenju, ona je tog jutra, dok je ispraćala Džona na lokalni autobus, na trenutke videla fantomsku devojku, kako obigrava oko njenog muža. Nakon što je autobus sa njenim mužem napustio stanicu, pojava devojke je bila toliko jasna, da je Sandra otišla kući po staru porodičnu dvocevku, a potom se vratila na stanicu, na kojoj je, kako je izjavila na sudu, pucala i ubila fantomsku devojku, za koju je kajsnije shvatila da je bila smrt. Njen suprug, Džon Bejli, naime, jedini je preživeli putnik lokalnog radničkog autobusa, koji se tog dana survao u provaliju u blizini grada Tuson, Arizona, SAD.... xuzi xgrim
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« Reply #21 on: 25-01-2004, 05:16:44 »
Okej, okej. Imao sam svoju "rubriku" na forumu 7k sa bizarnim vestima. Nazvao sam je kutak za bizarni trenutak. Vidim da ovo poprima taj oblik, pa chu posegnuti malo za rezervama :lol:
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

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« Reply #22 on: 25-01-2004, 05:23:21 »
Evo malo tračeva:

Orlando Blum se češao po stražnjici na prvom nastupu

Orlandu Blumu, zgodnom Legolasu iz trilogije "Gospodar prstenova", prvi glumački nastup doneo je sramotu i podsmeh, jer se, dok je bio na sceni, češao po stražnjici. Blum o tome kazuje ovako: "Uvek sam, kao dete, voleo da glumim, ali prvi moj nastup, kad sam imao četiri godine, bio je pomalo sramotan. Bio sam obučen u majmuna, a u kostimu je zbilja bilo vruće. Tako sam vam ja išao po sceni i češao se po guzici, a publika se apsolutno valjala od smeha".
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

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« Reply #23 on: 25-01-2004, 05:43:17 »
Ova ja matora, ali antologijska :lol:

Dvoje mrtvih na svinjokolju

BUDIMPESSTA, 25. novembra 2001. (Beta-Rojters) - Tradicionalni
predbožićni svinjokolj u selu Darcašpuz na jugozapadu Madjarske
završio se tragično, pošto je jedan muškarac umro od strujnog, a
vlasnik svinje od srčanog udara.

Naime, jednog od gostiju svinjokolja, inače Hrvata po nacionalnosti,
ubila je struja dok je pokušavao da obori svinju amaterski
napravljenim aparatom za omamljivanje, prenela je državna agencija
MTI.

Taj dogadjaj toliko je uznemirio vlasnika svinje da je dobio srčani
udar i takodje umro.

Agencija nije javila ništa o sudbini svinje.
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

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« Reply #24 on: 25-01-2004, 17:00:18 »
Quote from: "taurus-jor"
Ova ja matora, ali antologijska :lol:

Dvoje mrtvih na svinjokolju

BUDIMPESSTA, 25. novembra 2001. (Beta-Rojters) - Tradicionalni
predbožićni svinjokolj u selu Darcašpuz na jugozapadu Madjarske
završio se tragično, pošto je jedan muškarac umro od strujnog, a
vlasnik svinje od srčanog udara.

Naime, jednog od gostiju svinjokolja, inače Hrvata po nacionalnosti,
ubila je struja dok je pokušavao da obori svinju amaterski
napravljenim aparatom za omamljivanje, prenela je državna agencija
MTI.

Taj dogadjaj toliko je uznemirio vlasnika svinje da je dobio srčani
udar i takodje umro.

Agencija nije javila ništa o sudbini svinje.
:lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #25 on: 25-01-2004, 17:15:36 »
Hrcak Heni pojavio se iz fotelje svog gazde posle nestanka dugog dve godine i cetiri meseca.  xrotaeye
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« Reply #26 on: 25-01-2004, 17:21:49 »
Zlatnu ribicu izlecila je akupunkturom Vu Li-Sija iz Alhambre u Kaliforniji.  xvoo
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« Reply #27 on: 25-01-2004, 17:37:56 »
RIJEKA (Beta)
Prilikom iskrcavanja banana sa holandskog broda-hladnjace ~Kul ekspres~ koji je pre dva dana stigao u rijecku luku, lucki radnici pronasli su leseve dvojice juznoamerickih slepih putnika, pise rijecki ~Novi list~. Pretpostavlja se da su se trojica Juznoamerikanaca ukrcala na brod u nameri da dodju do neke od severnoamerickih luka. Medjutim,oni su se, kako se veruje, zabunom ukrcali u holandski brod koji je krenuo za Evropu. Eksperti policije izjavili su da su slepi putnici najverovatnije umrli od dehidracije u hladnjaci, u kojoj je temperatura 13 stepeni. xspin3
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« Reply #28 on: 28-01-2004, 12:47:45 »
BRISTOL, England - Although many college students face
rising debt, a college student in England is auctioning her
virginity on the Internet for cash. Rosie Reid, who attends
Bristol University, in Bristol, England, placed an ad in
cyberspace nine days ago and she said she's been flooded
with offers, the Herald Sun reported. The 18-year-old said
one offer was for $23,500. "I want to be able to concentrate
on my studies without worrying about money," said Reid, a
first-year student. "It seemed that my virginity was some-
thing really valuable, yet at the same time something I
could do without."

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« Reply #29 on: 28-01-2004, 15:57:41 »
u najpoznatijem filmu o defloraciji, Dirty Dancing, za ime junakinje koju igra Dzenifer Grej saznamo tek posto se ona uputi u kolibu Dzeka ili Dzoa (Patrik Svejzi), jer je on tek tad pita za ime, do tad je svi zovu bejbi i ophode se prema njoj kao da je kucni ljubimac ili debil.
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« Reply #30 on: 31-01-2004, 12:09:24 »
E, OVA JE STVARNO DOBRA!

Would you consider yourself an animal lover? If you live in
Sweden, that description takes on a whole new meaning. Defying
moral and ethical standards, sex with animals is legal in the
Scandinavian country. As a result, between 200 and 300 pets
are injured every year due to sexual assaults by their owners.
And why is this act not illegal? After homosexual sex was
decriminalized in 1944, the case for animal intercourse was
raised and seen as comparably justified. Since then,
veterinarians estimate that every 20th cat or dog that receives
treatment is there as a result of sexual assault.

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« Reply #31 on: 31-01-2004, 12:10:17 »
In perhaps one of the touchiest police standoffs of all time,
a 20-year-old female suspected of dealing drugs battled police
for 10 hours after she shoved some crack in a crack of her own.
After being spotted, the woman reached into her pants and a
batch of suspected crack cocaine "disappeared". Unable to
convince the woman to produce the evidence, she was taken to
a San Francisco hospital for the drug's extraction. However,
non-compliance from the suspect and hospital staff forced a
legal standoff that spanned almost half a day. Finally, after
obtaining a "body cavity search warrant", police persuaded
the suspect to give up and take out the contraband herself.


HE HE HE...

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« Reply #32 on: 31-01-2004, 12:11:06 »
An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to
be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent
exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges
of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part
of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not
well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen
his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too
convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to
convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge
and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry.

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« Reply #33 on: 31-01-2004, 14:03:47 »
Posto je pogodjena u stomak pocetkom devetog meseca trudnoce, Evelin Pejdz iz Memfisa rodila je zdravu devojcicu sa metkom u grudima.
xbaby2
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« Reply #34 on: 31-01-2004, 14:04:44 »
Od 1978. godine najmanje trideset sedam osoba poginulo je od strujnog udara pokusavajuci da pokrenu automat iz kog, posle ubacivanja novca, nije izlazio zeljeni predmet.

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« Reply #35 on: 31-01-2004, 14:07:24 »
75 golubova pismonosa osudjeno je na smrt odlukom suda u Tripoliju 1963. jer su krijumcarili novac.

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« Reply #36 on: 31-01-2004, 23:24:21 »
MAJČINSKI SAVETI NOKIJE :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

HELSINKI (Beta-Rojters) - Osim što je najveći proizvođač mobilnih
telefona na svetu, Nokia je, takodje, autor majčinskih saveta za
sigurnu vožnju, bolje zdravlje, srećniji život i fino ponašanje -
a to ćete saznati ako vam se čitaju vrlo sitna slova.

"Ne koristi mobilni telefon dok voziš. Signaliziraj kad menjaš
saobraćajnu traku, obavezno stani na crveno svetlo i obrati pažnju
na tog klinca na biciklu... I ne bi te koštalo života ako bi nazvao
svoju majku s vremena na vreme", navodi se u prodajnoj brošuri
Nokije.

"Niko te neće nazvati ako prijatelja nemaš", dodaje se u
propagandnom materijalu za Nokijin model 6800.

Predstavnik za štampu ove firme Peko Isosompi rekao je Rojtersu da se natpisom žele privući "mladi, urbani profesionalci sa dobrim smislom za humor".

Isosompi je ocenio da se porukama ovog tipa ne krši zakon. Prema
njegovim rečima, uz mobilni telefon su priložena sva standardna,
neophodna upozorenja, s tim što su dodata još neka.

Nokija, između ostalog, savetuje kupce da preko vikenda isključe
mobilne telefone i da u to vreme zaborave na posao, ukoliko žele da
požive duže.

Među savetima iz brošure su i oni koji se tiču zdravlja i lepog
ponašanja: "Kad koristiš mobilni u fast-fud restoranu, spusti malo
glas da ne gnjaviš druge. I poruči salatu. Mani se pušenja. Manje
pij".

Isosompu kaže da se o brošuri priča po internetskim sobama za
"čet".

"U stvarnosti, međutim, najveći broj ljudi natpis i ne primeti, jer
mala slova, normalno, niko i ne čita", dodao je on.
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

http://godineumagli.blogspot.com

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« Reply #37 on: 02-02-2004, 17:11:02 »
Serial killer blamed for 67 deaths
From correspondents in Shenzhen, China
February 2, 2004

A COURT today sentenced an ex-convict to death for 67 murders and 23 rapes - believed to be China's longest and grisliest killing spree.

Yang Xinhai, 38, waived his right to appeal after an hour-long, closed-door trial at a court in the eastern province of Henan, according to sina.com, a Chinese news website.

It cited reports from several state-run newspapers.

Yang's family did not attend the trial and it was not known if any family members of his victims were present, the reports said.

Yang committed his crimes in Henan and three other provinces after his release in 2001 from a police labour camp where he had been sent on rape and theft charges.

He was arrested on November 3 in the northern province of Hebei after police matched him with the description of a killer they were seeking.

Yang's motives are not yet known, although earlier reports said he had been dumped by his girlfriend and "desperately wanted to retaliate against society".

Reports today described Yang as mentally unbalanced, saying he would begin rambling and shouting after a few seconds of conversation.

Yang admitted his crimes and police matched his DNA with that found at several crime scenes, the reports said.

Details of the victims' identities or the exact circumstances of their deaths were not available.

State media said Yang went from city to city on his killing spree, sometimes travelling between towns by bicycle.

The Associated Press
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nego, koliki je rekord u broju zrtava?
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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« Reply #38 on: 02-02-2004, 17:15:47 »
Quote from: "zakk"

State media said Yang went from city to city on his killing spree, sometimes travelling between towns by bicycle.



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« Reply #39 on: 02-02-2004, 17:57:19 »
Favorit je ipak:
Quote from: "zakk"
after an hour-long, closed-door trial
My trees...They have withered and died just like me.

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« Reply #40 on: 03-02-2004, 19:01:59 »
** УБИЦА ТЕЛЕТА УСТРЕЛИО И СТАРИЦУ
 Истрага око убиства Катарине Жујкић из села Долови код Мајданпека још тапка у месту
Сурово убиство Катарине Жујкић (61) из села Долови код Мајданпека, чији је леш после интензивне потраге пронађен у близини потока код места Кракуфризан, не престаје да заокупља пажњу овдашње јавности. Њено наго тело, које је лишћем, грањем и земљом било закопано крај потока, пронашли су припадници борског и мајданпечког СУП-а после вишедневне потраге. Како је установљено, несрећна старица је усмрћена хицем из ловачке пушке. На њеним грудима била је уочљива велика прострелна рана, од које је Жујкићева тренутно издахнула...
...Због сумње да је убио несрећну старицу, био је саслушаван Чедомир Николић (34) из Мајданпека, који је погинуо у покушају да изврши самоубиство вешањем. Истрагом је утврђено да је Николић покушао да се на тераси свог стана на четвртом спрату у мајданпечкој Улици Хајдук Вељко обеси о држач телевизијске антене. Међутим, држач је услед тежине тела попустио, а Николић је пао на плочник с висине од 15 метара. Преминуо је на путу до Ургентног центра у београду.
У неготинском Окружном тужилаштву потврђено нам је да су поводом убиства Жујкићеве саслушавани и други осумњичени. Али, у интересу истраге, никакви други детаљи нису саопштени...
Љ. Трифуновић
--  преузето са сајта тимочке Крими ревије, www.krimirevija.co.yu
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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« Reply #41 on: 03-02-2004, 19:07:02 »
ТРАГИЧАН  КРАЈ  ВЕЛИКЕ  ЉУБАВИ
ФЕЉТОН ТКР
ЦРНА МАГИЈА У СЛУЖБИ КРИМИНАЛА  xvoo xvoo xvoo
 
Ово је прича о трагичном крају девојке која се отиснула у забрањене воде црне магије, како би осигурала љубавну везу са својим новим момком. Пошто га је врачарским путем и придобила, тако је мислила и да га сачува. Међутим, то се никада и нигде није догодило. Северинка је најпре обишла све хомољске врачаре, а потом и тимочке. Пренамиголаност и претераност у тим ђавољим работама одвеле су је на Голи Крш, где јој се у снежној вејавици губи сваки траг.
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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« Reply #42 on: 03-02-2004, 21:22:35 »
Dog rape attempt goes astray
From correspondents in Bangkok
February 4, 2004
A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.
Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.
Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.
He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.
But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.
Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.
He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.
Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
AAP

i'm on a roll. so is the world, by the look of this
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« Reply #43 on: 04-02-2004, 01:13:46 »
Poginuo u pokušaju da izvrši samoubistvo!


  :|  xqqd  xanix  xchain  xflowy  :|
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« Reply #44 on: 04-02-2004, 12:28:10 »
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He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy"


 xph34  xjump
Mike Lowery: Hey, isn't it low tide?
Marcus Burnett: Yes, I think it is.
Mike Lowery: Don't you have some relatives that you need to go pick up?

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« Reply #45 on: 04-02-2004, 23:12:10 »
SAN DIEGO - To help adults get in the mood for love this
Valentine's Day, the San Diego Wild Animal Park is offering
special night tours that allow visitors to get up close and
personal to randy rhinos, horny giraffes and other sex-
crazed members of the animal kingdom. The tour, appro-
priately titled "Night Moves," is naughty by nature and
intended for adults only. An expert on the tour points out
the different animal courtship rituals, but park spokesman
Paul Garcia remarks "the rhinos usually get most of the
'oohs' and 'aahs.' They're not discreet at all." The tour
has been held annually around Valentine's Day for about a
decade, but interest has increased this year. Although the
tour costs about $100 a person, Garcia believes it will
sell out.

...a posle im kriv djavo kad neko, kao onaj u Bangcocku, zaskoci neku zivotinjku i pokusa da je siluje 'cause she's acting sexy'! :roll:

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« Reply #46 on: 04-02-2004, 23:14:09 »
oduvek sam tvrdio da je razmnozavanje PRAVO koje treba debelo zasluziti, i da ga ne treba prepustati SVAKOME.

sledeca vest ilustruje to o cemu govorim:

HOLLAND, Mich. - Some parents will name their son after
the father, tacking a Jr. or II onto the end of his name.
This tradition was apparently too common for one engineering
techie who decided to add 2.0 to his newborn son's name. Jon
Blake Cusack persuaded his wife, Jamie, into naming their
child Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. Version 2.0 was born at Holland
Community Hospital last Tuesday, and he was taken home Friday.
Cusack said he wanted to name his son something different and
came up with the idea a few months ago. After encouraging his
wife to go along with it, she finally conceded a week before
the birth. The proud parents sent out an electronic birth
announcement after 2.0's birth. "I wrote in the birth
announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features
from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," said
papa Cusack.

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« Reply #47 on: 07-02-2004, 10:00:45 »
U SAD-u postoje igrice sa hriscanskom tematikom:
 
Eternal Wars: Shadows of Light
ZADATAK: Proniknuti u samoubilacki um Dzona Koronada i odagnati aveti zla i samounistenja koji su mu zatrovali dusu.
ORUZJE: Mac bozanskog gneva koji siri smrtonosne talase
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Dzon, gresnik koji je izgubio veru u Boga, zelju za zivotom i podlegao porocima narkomanije, pornografije i samosakacenja.

Ominous Horizons: a Paladin's Calling
ZADATAK: Sile zla su unistile stamparsku presu Johanesa Gutemberga i ukrale mu Bibliju. Na vama je da je vratite i obezbedite dalje sirenje hriscanske vere.
ORUZJE: Pastirska palica kojom je Mojsije razdvojio Crveno more.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Veliki druid.Pagani iskusavaju hriscane.

Saints of virtue
ZADATAK: Upoznaj samog sebe. Putovanje kroz sopstvenu dusu kako biste se oslobodili tastine, gordosti i straha.
ORUZJE: Citati iz Sv. pisma.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Zlatousti guru, lazni prorok koji pokusava da vas zavede obecanjima laznih uzitaka.

inace, iz Zabavnika, ima i super slika (Isus drzi dzojstik, sa sve trnovim vencem na glavi) :shock:
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« Reply #48 on: 07-02-2004, 11:40:16 »
BLISSFORD, England - An elderly British man who reported his
brother's death 18 months after the fact won't face any
criminal charges, The Telegraph reported Thursday. Pensioner
Herbert Silver, 72, lived in a mobile home with his brother
George for the past 12 years, and apparently the two bache-
lors kept to themselves, the newspaper said. "I thought
that there may have been something wrong when he didn't
appear," Herbert told police. "But I admit that I didn't go
into his room for a few hours, a few days. ... well quite a
while actually, which was a bit naughty really. In the end
I plucked up the courage to go and have a look," he said.
All that was left in his brother's bedroom were skeletal
remains. "A doctor came out and assessed me and I asked him
if I was bonkers but he said I wasn't," Herbert said. An
inquest is scheduled later this month.

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« Reply #49 on: 07-02-2004, 11:40:59 »
bas su sasavi ti ameri *toc toc toc*

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