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How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Serbian! (Za Libeat)

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How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Serbian!



Serbian Swearing   English Translation
Yebem te u mozak   I fuck your brain
Yebem te u ushi   I fuck you in the ears
Yebem te u pichku   I fuck you in the cunt
Yebem ti svetsa   I fuck your saint
Yebem ti sestru   I fuck your sister
Yebem te u dupe   I'll fuck you in the ass
Lizni mi picku   Lick my pussy
Supak   Asshole
Nabiem te na kurats!   I will stick you on my dick!
Otca ti jebem   I'll fuck your father
Yebachu ti sve po spisku   I'll fuck everything on your list (a threat)
Pushi kurats   Suck a dick
Pederchino   You faggot
Povutsi me za kurats   Pull me by the dick
seronyo smrdlyivi   You smelly shithead
Yedi govna, maymune!   Eat shit, you ape!
Rdjo belosvetska   You rust of this wide world (archaic)
Govno yedno   You piece of shit
Peechka   Pussy
Sranje   Oh, shit!
Some   You stupid ass
Popusis mi kurac krasni   Suck my lovely dick
Jebo ti pas mater   May a dog fuck your mother
Bog te jebo   May God fuck you
Govedo   Jerk
Jebo te Papa.   The Pope fucks you
Peecko smrdlyeeva   You smelly pussy
Jebem te usta   I'm fucking you in the mouth
Popasi me chmarne dlachitse   Graze on my ass hair
Ubiqu te k'o zeca   I'll kill you like a hare
Razbiqu te k'o zveyku   I'll shatter you like a clapper
Posisaw mi govno   Suck my shit up
Popuwiw mi govno   Smoke my shit up
Popuwiw mi dupe   Smoke my ass up
Posisaw mi dupe   Suck my ass up
U'vatiw me za jaja   Catch my balls/eggs
Idi u picku materinu   Go back to your mom's vagina
Pizda   Cunt
Jebi se svinjo   Fuck yourself, you hog
Kucka   Bitch
Kurva   Whore, slut
Yebem lee tee miloo maykoo   I'll fuck your dear mother
Idi u kurats moy   Go inside my dick (fuck off)
Debela si kao krmacha   You're as fat as a hog
Ne postoyi veche sranye nego ti   There doesn't exist a bigger shit than you
Kravo yedna   You freakin' cow
Yebem ti babu   I will fuck your granny
Keva ti pusi moy kurac   Your mom is sucking my dick
Yebo ti pas mater   The dog fucked your mother
Bem ti dete u usta krwawa   I fuck your child in it's bloody mouth
Yebem ti otsa na mrtwoy materi   I fuck your father on your dead mother
Bem ti sto mayke   I fuck your one hundred mothers
Bem ti mamini delowi   I fuck your mother's parts
Izdrkam ti se detetu na benkicu   I cum on your baby's bib
Jebem ti i seme i pleme   I fuck your seed and tribe
Seva mi levo jaje   My left nut is dancing (I don't give a fuck)
Gle kurtsa ti na biciklu   There goes your dick on a bicycle
Poduvas mi karu   Blow my nuts
Poduvas mi auspuh papcino   Suck my exhaust pipe
Jebo ti jeza u ledja   May you fuck a hedgehog
Yebem ti drzshavoo   Fuck the government!
Yebem li ti mrtvo djete usta   Fuck your dead kid in the mouth
Yebem ti mater idiotsku   Fuck your idiotic mother
Jebemti dupa   Butt-fucker
Kuja ti djavo   Who's your devil?
Pizdu   Big slack cunt
Picka   Little tight cunt
Jebem li mu lebac   Let me fuck his bread
Yebo ti ya pas mater krmacu   A dog fucked your swine mother
Marsh u lepo peechka materina ti yebeni prokliti derkagia   Go to your mother's lovely pussy, you damned provocative asshole
Yebem ti sestru pizdu   Go and fuck your sister's big slack cunt
Ma, zajebi to!   Well, fuck that!
Krelats!   Buffoon, imbecile
Jebem ti mamicu dragu!   I fuck your mommy-dearest!
Nemoj da ma drkas!   Don't fuck with me! (lit. Don't jerk me off!)
Pun mi kurats!   I've had it up to here! (lit. My cock is full!)
Yebem te u po shupka   I'll fuck you in the middle of your asshole
Idi setaj kozu   Go walk your skin (masturbate)
Nasisaj mi se kite   Suck my dick
Picka ti skocila na nos   Damn you! (lit. A pussy jumps on your nose)
Srchi budzu   Suck my big dick
Jebem ti mrtvo dete u kolevci   I fuck your dead child in a cradle
Jebem ti chedo nesaranjeno   I fuck your unburied child
Jebem ti trulu sisu mrtve matere!   I'll fuck the rotten tit of your dead mother!
Jebem ti sonse   Fuck you
Polizi mi jajce   Lick my balls
Ja ti jebem mamicu   I fuck your mother
Zalim tvoju majku   I play sex games with your mom
Da bi te majka prepoznala u bureku.   Let your mother recognize you in a meat pie.
Jembem ti   I will fuck you
Mrtva ti se mayka u grobu prevrnula kad bi videla kakvog sina ye rodila!   Your dead mother would turn over in her grave if she saw what kind of a son she gave birth to!
Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem   May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter
Da bogda ti djete klikera ocima igralo   I hope your kid played marbles with his eye balls
Svrbe me jaja   I just don't give a fuck! (lit. My balls are itchy)
Gle kurtsa ti u slamnatome sheshiru!   Well, a dick wearing a straw hat! (expression of surprise)
Poserem ti se u usta pa ti petom nabiyem   I'll shit in your mouth and stuff it with my heel
Samo da te pogledam, odma mi se povracha   Just looking at you makes me want to vomit
Napasesh me seh muda kao pop 'ladne sarme   Graze on my balls like a priest would on cold cabbage rolls
Idi jebi svoga tatu u supak jebeno govno jedno!   Go fuck your dad in the ass, you fucking shit!
Idi u tri pichke materine   Go back to your mother's three pussies (Means: fuck off!)
Jebo ti konj sa krvavim kurcem sestru na majcinom grobu a ti to kao invalid gledao, dabog dao!   May a horse with a bloody dick fuck your sister on your mother's grave and you watch it as an invalid, and God make it so!
Yebem tee otsa oo peechkoo!   I fuck your father's cunt!
Yebem tee tsrkwen deerek!   I fuck the wooden column of your church!
Yebem te oo te ochi boolyave!   I fuck those goggle eyes of yours!
Yebem tee swe po spiskoo!   I fuck everyone on your list (your family)
Yebem ee tebee kad oomresh!   I fuck you also, when you die!
Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani   I fuck the whole front row at your funeral
Da Bog da ti dete islo u rikverc   May you have a child that walks in reverse
Da Bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala   May your mother recognize you in a hamburger
Yebem tee tseo prwee red na saschranoo!   I fuck all standing by your coffin, at your funeral!
Da Bog da ti majka ljubila sliku na banderi   May your mother kiss your picture on a traffic light (Means: may you be killed in a traffic accident)
Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele   May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life
Jebem te dok ti oci ne ispadnu a posle zato sto su ti ispale   I'll fuck your arse off until your eyes fall out and after I'll do it again because they fell out!
Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U   May your house be live on CNN (Means: I hope Nato will bomb your house)
Sve je sranje osim pishanje, a i pishanje uz vetar je sranje!   You're never happy! (lit. Everything is shit except for pissing, but even pissing against the wind is shit!)
Sranje kroz gusto granjen!   Now the shit hits the fan! (lit. Bullshit through thick branches)
Levom rukom oko dupeta u desni djep!   With your left hand around your ass into you right pocket! (when someone does something the wrong way)
Kompot od muda i trista chuda!   You never know what to expect! (lit. [boiled] dick preserves and 300 wonders!)
Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila   May your mother search for you in a river with a hook
Majku ti u majku jebem   I'll fuck your mother inside her mother (while she's still unborn)
Da Bog da nogu slomijo pa ti krivo zarasla   May god make your leg brake, and grow back in place crookedly
Jebem ti pola zabe!   Fuck you, asshole! (lit. I'm fucking half of a frog of yours)
Ko te jebe, pederu!   What the fuck's your problem, faggot? (lit. Who's fucking you, faggot?)
Ko te shisha?   What's wrong with you? (lit. Who cuts your hair?)
Sunce ti ne sija iz pizde.   The sun doesn't shine out of your pussy. (means: you're not that important)
Da popusis sto kuraca i kurac da mi popusis   May you suck hundred dicks and suck my dick too.
Jebo ti svome ocu majku i otac ker mater i ja tebi i tvome ocu majku   Fuck your father's mother and may your dog father fuck your mother and I fuck yours and your father's mother.
Jebm ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, a na svakom zrnu - tri pizde materine!   I'll fuck your three full wheat barns, grain by grain, and on each grain three pussies of your mother!
Jebem ti majku u vrelu pizdu, a ti je jezikom hladio.   I fuck your mother in her hot pussy, while you're cooling it down with your tongue.
Ako te pojebem u guzicu majki ćeš na grobu govoriti kako ti je lepo bilo.   If I fuck you in the ass, you'll be telling your mother all about it on her grave.
Jebo ti ja sestru medju oci tako jako da ce joj se praunucad radjati sljepi   I fuck your sister between the eyes so hard that all of her grandchildren will be born blind.
Jebem ti majku na mrtvackom vozu za Sabac u pola noci u levo uvo u punom mjesecu.   I fuck your mother in her left ear on a hearse going to Sabac at the midnight on the full moon.
Da Bog da greskom mesto zeca ispekao i pojeo svoje mrtvorodjeno dete.   May God give you to cook and eat your dead born child instead of a rabbit.
Propisaces majcino mleko.   You will piss your mother's milk. (A threat)
Da Bog da ti pantljicare izlazile iz supka a ulazile u usta.   May God give you tapeworms issuing from your asshole and entering into your mouth.
Nek ti zeni mesto mleka iz dojki curila kiselina.   Let acid instead of milk seep from your wife's breast.
Da Bog da budes tako siromasan da izdrkotinom hranis decu.   May God make you so poor that you feed your children with your own cum.
Jebacu te dok ne prokrvaris a ti ces me moliti za jos.   I will fuck you till you start to bleed and you'll be begging me for more.
Jebacu ti sunce krvavo.   I'll fuck your bleeding sun. (a threat)
Da Bog da ti detetu falio hromozon.   May God give that your children miss a chromosome.
Mislis da si uhvatio Boga za muda.   You think that you caught God to his balls. (You think that you did something very important.)
Da Bog da gledao svoja pluca u tegli sa formalinom.   May God give you to watch your own lung in a jar.

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