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Milosh

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« Reply #150 on: 14-11-2008, 04:13:56 »
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

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« Reply #151 on: 14-11-2008, 22:41:54 »
xrofl  :|
We're all mad here.

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« Reply #152 on: 15-11-2008, 12:37:39 »

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« Reply #153 on: 16-11-2008, 16:33:02 »
whats the difference between a nigger and batman?
batman can go out at night without robin

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« Reply #154 on: 21-11-2008, 01:19:45 »

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« Reply #155 on: 21-11-2008, 01:29:16 »
xrofl  :!:
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

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« Reply #156 on: 21-11-2008, 01:46:44 »
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

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« Reply #157 on: 05-12-2008, 18:08:29 »
Za Best. Topic. Ever. evo ga Best. Trailer. Ever. Nazi zombiji! Harvi, reaguj!

Dead Snow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q

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« Reply #158 on: 05-12-2008, 19:43:59 »
Ah, pa naci-zombije smo već vidjeli u filmu Zombies' Lake. Doduše, za razliku od tog filma gdje su bili najgori zombiji EVER, u ovom Dead Snow izgledaju solidno. Anforčunetli, sam film izgleda kao (vjerovatno neuspješna) parodija, a i nema golotinje  :(

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« Reply #159 on: 08-12-2008, 16:11:43 »

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« Reply #160 on: 15-12-2008, 15:11:34 »
evo ga jedan tailor made za harva:

Harvesters (2001)


Rating: 3.3/10 (73 votes)
Runtime: 1:30:20
Language: English
Country: USA
Color: Color
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291230/

Director: Joe Ripple
Cast:
O. Les Bradley ... Marshal #1 at Briefing
Carlos Bustamante ... Jonser
Leanna Chamish ... Betty Peelman
Patty Cipoletti ... U. S. Marshal Nicole Torson
David Claridge ... Club Patron #4
Frank P. Claridge ... Club Patron #2
Erin J. Corsair ... News Reporter
Michael J. Covahey ... Tech Assistant
Chris Crocetti ... Marshal #6 at Briefing
Francis D. DeMuro ... Marshal #5 at Briefing

Description: Harvesters is an action-packed thriller about a small-time gang of misfits led by lesbian Gulf War veteran Frankie Falzone (Donna Sherman). After she thrashes a redneck at a strip club, she and her gang move on to a small town where they rob a liquor store and kill the clerk. When their car conks out, they carjack a young woman and force her to take them to her family's home - located off the beaten path deep in the woods. Meanwhile, two U.S. marshals are hot on the tails of the gang. When the marshals track the gang to the home of Herbert and Betty Peelman (George Stover and Leanna Chamish), the real horror begins. Harvesters is a classic tale of two evils clashing in a life-and-death struggle for survival. Who lives and who dies? Joe Bob Briggs, in his nationally syndicated column, 'Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In,' said that Harvesters has...parallels to the great twisted backwoods families of film history, a la Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Motel Hell."

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gotovo sam siguran da ovde negde postoje i SISE!

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« Reply #161 on: 15-12-2008, 17:01:59 »

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« Reply #162 on: 15-12-2008, 17:23:18 »
Hej, hvala za Harvestere! Ne znam đe si to iskopo, ali konačno nešto u skladu sa nazivom topika  :!:  Ovo ću obavezno da daunloudujem!  :D

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« Reply #163 on: 16-12-2008, 02:22:49 »
Downloadovao sam Harvesters. Letimičan pregled obećava da bi ovo moglo da bude čak i od Ghouls  :x

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« Reply #164 on: 16-12-2008, 02:28:31 »
Quote from: "Harvester"
Downloadovao sam Harvesters. Letimičan pregled obećava da bi ovo moglo da bude čak i od Ghouls  :x

Da bi ovo moglo da bude šta?
Nekoć si bio punk, sad si Štefan Frank.

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« Reply #165 on: 16-12-2008, 07:49:51 »
Quote from: "DušMan"
Quote from: "Harvester"
Downloadovao sam Harvesters. Letimičan pregled obećava da bi ovo moglo da bude čak i od Ghouls  :x

Da bi ovo moglo da bude šta?


harvesteričnije!

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« Reply #166 on: 16-12-2008, 13:21:43 »
:x  Htjedoh reći "gore".

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« Reply #167 on: 29-12-2008, 13:44:00 »
Trejler za LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS!!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39601
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« Reply #168 on: 20-01-2009, 17:53:55 »
Naziv LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS je zapravo prilično neodređen. Šta to zapravo znači? Da li su to lezbo vampirice koje ubijaju? Da li su to ljudi koji se bave ubijanjem lezbo vampirica ili cure koje ubijaju vampire i vole druge cure?

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« Reply #169 on: 20-01-2009, 18:10:40 »
Idealno bi bilo da su u pitanju cure koje vole druge cure, a koje se bave ubijanjem vampirskih cura koje vole druge vampirske (i nevampirske) cure...
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

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« Reply #170 on: 20-01-2009, 18:26:44 »
Quote from: "Milosh"
Idealno bi bilo da su u pitanju cure koje vole druge cure, a koje se bave ubijanjem vampirskih cura koje vole druge vampirske (i nevampirske) cure...


Eeee, snovi pusti...  :(

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« Reply #171 on: 23-01-2009, 01:10:40 »
http://www.youtube.com/MontyPython

For 3 years you YouTubers have been ripping us off, taking tens of thousands of our videos and putting them on YouTube. Now the tables are turned. It's time for us to take matters into our own hands.

We know who you are, we know where you live and we could come after you in ways too horrible to tell. But being the extraordinarily nice chaps we are, we've figured a better way to get our own back: We've launched our own Monty Python channel on YouTube.

No more of those crap quality videos you've been posting. We're giving you the real thing - HQ videos delivered straight from our vault.

What's more, we're taking our most viewed clips and uploading brand new HQ versions. And what's even more, we're letting you see absolutely everything for free. So there!

But we want something in return.

None of your driveling, mindless comments. Instead, we want you to click on the links, buy our movies & TV shows and soften our pain and disgust at being ripped off all these years.



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« Reply #172 on: 02-02-2009, 20:10:00 »
posto se razbacujete sa zombijima, zombi krave...

Dead Meat

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It's not what you eat, it's who you eat!

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« Reply #173 on: 02-02-2009, 23:30:22 »

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« Reply #174 on: 05-02-2009, 17:56:22 »
Girls at the Gynecologist (1971) aka Mädchen beim Frauenarzt

Description: Outrageous and hilariously misguided entry in Ernst Hofbauer’s series of "Report" films. In this one we look at the cases of a number of young women and their plumbing problems as seen through the eyes of the narrator, a moralizing but well meaning gynaecologist.



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« Reply #176 on: 06-02-2009, 13:54:01 »
evo jednog pravog filma za harva:

Preku Ezeroto (1997) aka Across The Lake

Language: Macedonian
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126622/

Director: Antonio Mitriceski
Cast:
Ekrem Ahmeti
Sabina Ajrula
Petre Arsovski
Marija Atanasovska
Bedija Begovska

Description: The story revolves around young Konstantin Bocvarov and his several decades of struggle in Albania, because he crossed the border between Macedonia and Albania over the Ohrid Lake, and now he cannot comeback...

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« Reply #177 on: 06-02-2009, 14:18:02 »
Đe me nađe...  :roll:

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« Reply #178 on: 18-03-2009, 00:01:46 »
Harvi, ko je ovaj i sta hoce ? Je'l ste sa pastirskog roka presli u levicarsko-zombi ludilo ?

DAMIR AVDIC GRAHA - Mrtvi su mrtvi (2008)

01. Komunisti vf New Bosnise Kultural
02. Osjecam se slobodnim
03. Ljubavi
04. Miran kao mina
05. Po asfaltu i betonu
06. Mrtvi su mrtvi
07. Lijeni spori mrtvi
08. Rahatluk
09. Sjecacu se tebe ja
10. Dobrodosli
11. Revolucija je prosla
12. Bas
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« Reply #179 on: 18-03-2009, 00:33:20 »
Ee! To mi je doneto nedavno, nije to loše!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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« Reply #180 on: 29-03-2009, 11:10:21 »
Ovo je već postovano na Serbia Today topiku, ali evo i ovde, pošto ako ova vest nije za Best. Topik. Ever. onda ne znam šta jeste...

Nik Sloter u Srbiji

Neustrašivi Nik Sloter, čiji su zaštitni znak razdrljena havajska košulja (nikad majica) i konjski rep, dolazi u Srbiju! Da sve bude zanimljivije, gostovanje kanadskog glumca Roba Stjuarta, koji je igrao detektiva Slotera u seriji "Tropska vrelina" koja je tokom devedesetih bila neverovatno popularna u Srbiji, organizuju članovi novosadskog benda Atheist Rap koje je Stjuart kontaktirao nakon što je saznao da popularna grupa ima pesmu posvećenu njemu!

Glumac kome je posvećen legendarni grafit "Sloteru Niče, Žarkovo ti kliče", na internetu je, surfujući sa sinom, pronašao podatak da Atheist Rap imaju pesmu "Slaughteru Nietzsche", potom je preslušao numeru koja mu se mnogo svidela, a zatim je kontaktirao Zlatka Barduna, menadžera popularnog novosadskog benda.
– U tri ujutru zazvonio mi je telefon. Čovek se predstavio, ali ja vidim nepoznat broj i pomislim da me neko zeza. Međutim, nekoliko dana kasnije nam je mejl poslao njegov producent pa i sam Stjuart... i ispostavilo se da su ljudi ozbiljni. Naš gitarista je razgovarao sa Robom i ispričao mu za čuveni grafit, da je njegov lik korišćen tokom studentskih protesta 1996, da je u Beogradu čak bila registrovana grupa građana pod njegovim imenom – kroz smeh priča za "Blic" Zlatko Bardun, i nastavlja:
– Stjuart je ubrzo shvatio da nikada nije bio tako popularan kao devedesetih u Srbiji i okolnim zemljama. Čitava priča je zainteresovala i njegove producente koji su odlučili da tokom leta sa TV ekipom dođu u Srbiju i snime dokumentarni film o fenomenu popularnosti Nika Slotera. Rob Stjuart će u Srbiji boraviti desetak dana, sigurno je da će 6. juna biti specijalni gost na našem koncertu u Novom Sadu a možda se pojavi na još nekim našim svirkama. Čovek nas je čak pitao da li se mi slažemo da nam se on pridruži na bini tokom izvođenja pesme "Slaughteru Nietzsche"?! Mi smo, naravno, odmah pristali.
Stjuart, koji je rođen 1961. u Torontu, maštao je o tome da postane igrač hokeja, ali nakon što se teško povredio kada je imao 17 godina, igrom slučaja se obreo u glumačkim vodama. Nakon uloge Nika Slotera (serija je snimana od 1991. do 1993.), Rob je igrao u tridesetak serija i filmova, ali "Tropska vrelina" ostaje njegov najveći uspeh.
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« Reply #181 on: 29-03-2009, 11:21:26 »
:!:  :!:  :!:
Vrijedno podsjećanje da konačno skinem tu sjajnu seriju.

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« Reply #182 on: 30-03-2009, 13:21:04 »
Čuvajte se! Harvester je stigao u Beograd...
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« Reply #183 on: 31-03-2009, 23:31:05 »


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« Reply #184 on: 02-04-2009, 16:03:14 »
Last.Chance.Harvey



It's about first loves, last chances and everything in between.

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« Reply #185 on: 12-05-2009, 12:06:54 »
HOSTEL ON A TRAIN!? (tako bar deluje iz ovog trejlera)

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=1181&item=0
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« Reply #186 on: 23-06-2009, 16:03:00 »
The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)     



Rating: 3.7/10
Runtime: 85 min
Language: English
Country: USA
Color: Color
IMDb Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462634/

Director: Bill Zebub
Cast:
Elephant Boy (as Fred the Elephant Boy)
Jennyphyre Ligieri ... Victim #1
Rocco Martone ... Leading Man
Jeanne Potter ... Leading Lady
George 'The Slayer' Stiso ... Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy
Elaine Tuttle ... Lead Hick
Bill Zebub ... Mental Patient


Description: A group of friends get together for a card game, but within 5 minutes most of them die horribly, leaving the hosts to run for their lives (and from the law). Along the way, they encounter every conceivable horror movie monster/villain, but with a new twist

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« Reply #187 on: 24-07-2009, 23:05:39 »
Tizer trejler za HOT TUB TIME MACHINE: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41812

Pošto je ovo best. title. ever. zaslužuje da se nađe na best. topicu. ever. Elem, u ovoj komediji glavne uloge igraju: John Cusack, Crispin Glover, Chevy Chase, Lizzy Caplan, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke... Režiser je Steve Pink, tip koji je pisao scenarije za High Fidelity i genijalni Grosse Pointe Blank, a režirao je i solidnu teen komediju Accepted od pre par godina.

:D
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« Reply #188 on: 25-07-2009, 01:47:34 »
Hm. Taj High Fidelity je sve samo ne genijalan.

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« Reply #189 on: 25-07-2009, 01:51:50 »
Hm. Ne znam što je red band trailer.

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« Reply #190 on: 25-07-2009, 02:08:44 »
nesrećo, ima li bar nešto što ti znaš?

to je trejler u kome ima krvi više nego što se inače dopušta za trejlere koji idu u bioskope i na dr. javna mesta gde ima nedužne đece, trudnica i drugih na-horror-nenaviklihi nesklonih  gledalaca.

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« Reply #191 on: 25-07-2009, 02:13:08 »
to je trejler u kome ima krvi više nego što se inače dopušta za trejlere koji idu u bioskope i na dr. javna mesta gde ima nedužne đece, trudnica i drugih na-horror-nenaviklihi nesklonih  gledalaca.

Hm, ne nužno. U ovom slučaju npr. nema ni kapi krvi (što je i logično, obzirom da je reč o komediji), ali ima nekoliko puta upotrebljeno fuck tj. fucking.
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« Reply #192 on: 25-07-2009, 02:16:17 »
Hm. Taj High Fidelity je sve samo ne genijalan.

Hm, pa ja i nisam rekao da je High Fidelity genijalan, ma koliko voleo taj film, ali zato Grosse Pointe Blank jeste sušta genijalnost!
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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #193 on: 25-07-2009, 04:07:40 »
nesrećo, ima li bar nešto što ti znaš?

to je trejler u kome ima krvi više nego što se inače dopušta za trejlere koji idu u bioskope i na dr. javna mesta gde ima nedužne đece, trudnica i drugih na-horror-nenaviklihi nesklonih  gledalaca.

Tuko, pa zato sam i pitao zašto je OVO red band trailer, kad nema ništa od toga! Ima bar nekoliko mjeseci kako znam šta je red band trailer, to mi je Kunac objasnio.

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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #194 on: 25-07-2009, 04:08:07 »
Hm. Taj High Fidelity je sve samo ne genijalan.

Hm, pa ja i nisam rekao da je High Fidelity genijalan, ma koliko voleo taj film, ali zato Grosse Pointe Blank jeste sušta genijalnost!

To već nisam gledao.

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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #195 on: 25-07-2009, 04:25:04 »
To već nisam gledao.

Pa šta čekaš! John Cusack igra plaćenog ubicu Martina Blanka koji ide na godišnjicu mature (a ima i da obavi jedan poslić u svom rodnom gradiću) gde sreće bivšu devojku (Minnie Driver) koju je ostavio pred matursku igranku; Dan Aykroyd koji igra njegovog kolegu mu je za petama, u pokušaju da milom ili silom ubedi Blanka kako bi trebalo da se priključi njegovom novoosnovanom sindikatu plaćenih ubica; Alan Arkin koji igra njegovog psihijatra je pak presrećan što Blank odlazi iz grada; Johnova sestra Joan igra njegovu ludu sekretaricu, a Jeremy Piven ortaka iz škole koji mu u jednom trenutku pomaže da se oslobode leša. Scena obračuna u supermarketu je legendarna, a dobra je i ona na proslavi mature uz više nego efikasnu upotrebu hemijske olovke kao smrtonosnog oružja. Inače, Blank sve vreme kao odgovor na pitanje "šta radi u životu?" priča kako je plaćeni ubica i svi misle da se zajebava dok on smrtnoozbiljnim glasom objašnjava mane i prednosti posla. Najbolji citat (kad pokušava da se opravda pred bivšom devojkom): "You're a psychopath." "No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. (pause) That didn't come out right."
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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #196 on: 25-07-2009, 11:02:10 »
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #197 on: 25-07-2009, 11:37:52 »
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Johnova sestra Joan igra njegovu ludu sekretaricu

Kupljen sam!

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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #198 on: 25-07-2009, 18:26:12 »
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

"Though the title says everything, I'll add a little bit more. In this "trailer" for a spurious nine-hour horror epic shot on five continents, we are told the story of a man being stalked by an immortal death machine bent on killing him... by clubbing him to death... with a SPOON!"

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Re: Best topic EVER!!!
« Reply #199 on: 27-07-2009, 15:24:54 »
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

"Though the title says everything, I'll add a little bit more. In this "trailer" for a spurious nine-hour horror epic shot on five continents, we are told the story of a man being stalked by an immortal death machine bent on killing him... by clubbing him to death... with a SPOON!"

xrofl

Auu... Ja sam mislio ovo je neka home video zajebancija, ali se ispostavilo da je u pitanju jedan od najgenijalnijih kratkih filmova koji sam odgledao u poslednje vreme! Znači, kao prvo, u ovo je uložen ozbiljan talenat, trud, a bogme i budžet. Kao drugo, odavno se nisam ovoliko naglas smejao, i to gotovo čitavih deset minuta koliko film traje (jedini ne toliko inspirativni momenat je Psycho spoof, budući da je Mel Brooks već odavno uradio sličnu stvar). Kao treće, montaža je izuzetno profi urađena i bolja je nego u slučaju većine pravih trejlera. Znači, apsolutna preporuka za samo deset minuta ulepšati sebi dan.
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