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Tex Murphy

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #200 on: 03-04-2010, 22:17:02 »
What a Wonderful World! Death Metal Version

ovo je simpatično.

Ja mislim da važi i više - ovo je apsolutno fenomenalno! :!: Upravo brišem suze iz očiju. Ovo momentalno leti na Fejsbuk!

Melkor

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #201 on: 04-04-2010, 20:58:00 »
A sto bi zabranjivao raznorazne gluposti, posebno sada kada su lepo getoizirane???

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #202 on: 05-04-2010, 12:24:18 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #203 on: 05-04-2010, 23:30:46 »

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #204 on: 06-04-2010, 03:29:12 »

raindelay

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #205 on: 06-04-2010, 12:15:52 »
Hm, kao da nismo znali...

 Was Lucas subtely telling us that Obi-Wan was an alcoholic!

No, seriously! Think about it for a minute. We already know that Qui-Gon had a terrible gambling problem, not the best of teachers! (don't get me wrong, I have all the love in the world for him)
What is the first thing Obi and Qui do in TPM?
Share a drink. And don't tell me it was hot chocolate.
Then, after a lot of hanging out with Jar Jar, we see Obi in AOTC. In the middle of a very important chase, what does he do?
HE STOPS FOR A DRINK!
Not to mention sharing drinks with Dexter later on while chumming around.
With shear lack of time to drink in ROTS (but plenty going on in between the films in all the novelizations, I will find all the quotes eventually) we get to ANH. What does Obi do first thing in the cantina. He gets a drink. What does he do to try and calm down the Dr?
Let me get you something
He offers him a drink.
Lets face it, the Jedi life is not an easy one, and Obi dealt with the stress by drowning them down with a little Jawa Juice.
THE OLD DRUNK!  xdrinka
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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #206 on: 06-04-2010, 20:01:03 »

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #207 on: 06-04-2010, 20:38:33 »
imam neki proces :)

Usul

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #208 on: 09-04-2010, 22:07:09 »
Micro wrestling federation

http://www.microwrestling.com/about/
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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #209 on: 10-04-2010, 17:21:07 »
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #210 on: 11-04-2010, 00:56:35 »
Satan my master.

Melkor

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #211 on: 14-04-2010, 04:18:51 »
 8-)

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Perin

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #212 on: 14-04-2010, 04:20:45 »
MOĆ KORNJAČA!  :!: :!: :|

Usul

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #213 on: 15-04-2010, 14:35:45 »
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Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays

    A large portion of these, if not all of them, are the results of the Style Invitational contest from week 310 (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/invitational/invit990314.htm). This is a humor contest, which asked participants to come up with the bad analogies

    Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other Sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. - Sue Lin Chong, Washington

    His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

    He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington

    She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. -Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station

    The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. -Russell Beland, Springfield

    McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup. -Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

    From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. -Roy Ashley, Washington

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Chuck Smith,Woodbridge

    Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. -Russell Beland, Springfield

    Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. -Unknown

    He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. -Jack Bross, Chevy Chase

    The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. -Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring

    Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. -Jennifer Hart, Arlington

    The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. -Wayne Goode, Madison,AL

    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. -Russell Beland, Springfield

    The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.-Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria

    The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.-Unknown

    He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

    Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. -Sandra Hull, Arlington

    The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of "Jeopardy!" -Jean Sorensen, Herndon

    Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. -Jerry Pannullo, Kensington

    The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington

    The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington

    He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. -John Kammer, Herndon

    Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. -Barbara Collier, Garrett Park

    She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. -Susan Reese, Arlington

    It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before. -Marian Carlsson, Lexington

    The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton. -J. F. Knowles, Springfield

    The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. -Jennifer Hart, Arlington

    The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM. -Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse

    The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. -Unknown

    He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. -Susan Reese, Arlington

    Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge

    She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville

    She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. -Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park

    Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened. -Sue Lin Chong, Washington

    It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
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Perin

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #214 on: 15-04-2010, 15:27:45 »
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington

:D :D :D

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Chuck Smith,Woodbridge

:) Ma prejako :D

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #215 on: 15-04-2010, 16:41:10 »
Mož' bit' da je staro, ja sam ga danas prvi put vidio.
There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #216 on: 16-04-2010, 05:59:29 »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FID1CiB4bcU
cc - transcribe audio  :lol:

Vampirella

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #217 on: 16-04-2010, 23:26:14 »
Majke ti, ne znas koja je gora:

HE-MAN in 6 languages

Poljaci su oduvijek bili neprevazidjeni, barem sto se sinhronizacije tice:

He-Man intro po polsku


Satan my master.

Melkor

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Aa
« Reply #218 on: 17-04-2010, 17:51:48 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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Bb
« Reply #219 on: 17-04-2010, 17:53:00 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #220 on: 18-04-2010, 03:11:43 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #221 on: 18-04-2010, 03:12:14 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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Ee
« Reply #222 on: 18-04-2010, 12:41:57 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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Ff
« Reply #223 on: 18-04-2010, 12:42:27 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Milosh

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #224 on: 18-04-2010, 15:06:03 »
Hm... Prva četiri su bila ok (a 'c' i 'd' i solidno gej), ali zato 'e' i 'f' i nisu nešto. Sledeće je 'g' kao geek!
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

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Gg
« Reply #225 on: 18-04-2010, 15:14:46 »
Samo ako je, u ovom slucaju, "geek" = Meho  :?:

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Melkor

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Hh
« Reply #226 on: 18-04-2010, 15:16:31 »
A i "H" nije lose

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #227 on: 18-04-2010, 15:19:24 »
'G' i (posebno) 'h' su super! :!:
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Le Samourai

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #228 on: 18-04-2010, 21:28:43 »
Koliko se secam, moj favorit je V.


Melkor

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« Reply #230 on: 18-04-2010, 23:12:44 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #231 on: 18-04-2010, 23:13:15 »
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Kler_Vojant

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #232 on: 18-04-2010, 23:37:28 »
prekinite ako za djavola znate.

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #233 on: 18-04-2010, 23:47:56 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #234 on: 19-04-2010, 01:35:26 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #235 on: 19-04-2010, 01:36:12 »
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Melkor

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Mm
« Reply #236 on: 19-04-2010, 11:41:51 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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« Reply #237 on: 19-04-2010, 11:42:27 »
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Melkor

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« Reply #238 on: 19-04-2010, 16:29:09 »

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« Reply #239 on: 19-04-2010, 16:29:35 »
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Melkor

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« Reply #240 on: 20-04-2010, 00:32:58 »
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Melkor

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« Reply #241 on: 20-04-2010, 00:33:44 »
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Melkor

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« Reply #242 on: 20-04-2010, 13:36:47 »
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Melkor

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« Reply #243 on: 20-04-2010, 13:37:18 »
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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #244 on: 20-04-2010, 19:18:01 »
Super mi je što je 95% ove abecede comics geek related, pa jednom u životu konačno i ja shvatam fore!!!
Nekoć si bio punk, sad si Štefan Frank.

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #245 on: 20-04-2010, 19:22:29 »
Word.

Moji favoriti su V, H, k i D.
Skromnost je grah prema sebi.

Melkor

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Uu
« Reply #246 on: 20-04-2010, 19:22:47 »
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

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Vv
« Reply #247 on: 20-04-2010, 19:23:42 »
mnogo nahvaljeno "v"

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #248 on: 21-04-2010, 01:24:10 »
V objashnjaVa.

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Re: Gluposti
« Reply #249 on: 21-04-2010, 01:55:56 »
uh.
sreća što nema više slova u toj njinoj azbuki.

sad će valjda da se vratimo glupostima koje su barem mildly zabavne.