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Ghoul:
(samo za Sigismundusa)

WEIRD SEX LAWS

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.  :?

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.  :oops:

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.  :oops:

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. :o  

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  :)  :evil:  :)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. :evil:

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England--but only in tropical fish stores.  :idea:

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.  :shock:  :P

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass a law?)  :(

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." :x
 
Oral sex is still illegal in Massachusetts, though it's never enforced, of course. :lol:

 
In Texas(State Laws)
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.  :(  :(  :(

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.  :lol:

Dallas:
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.  :(

San Antonio:
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. :P

Truba:
da smo u indoneziji davno bi me cap carap :cry:

DUNADAN:

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5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  :)  :evil:  :)
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kakav posao!!!
straight from Heaven!!!



--- Quote ---6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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konachno
ko-nach-no!!!!


--- Quote ---In Texas(State Laws)
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
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da pobacam onda one svoje da me ne kompromituju na sudu

phuzzy:

--- Quote from: "DUNADAN" ---
--- Quote from: "ghoul" ---
5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.  :)  :evil:  :)
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kakav posao!!!
straight from Heaven!!!
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Ma pusti ti to "from heaven"... to je verovatno kao posao ginekologa, na svake 3 zgodne cice naleti ti 10 gnomova... a posto ti to posao, ne mozes da biras...  :P

sigismundus:
hvala, prijatelju, hvala. Bas si me nasmijao. Zanima me sta ce biti sa onom serijom DVD-ja, sto sam porucio. Pa tamo ce biti jos slike. Moracu, da uzmem koje pomirjevalo. Tabletku, znas. Zbog infarkta. Tika. taka, znas.

a ovde na poslu se ponekad salim sa mladim djevojkama, kako je to nezgodno, sto sam vec star i znate, ono ne smijem vise raditi. Uvek se koja nova pobuni. A ja  ko iz topa. A moje srce? Moja tika-taka? Pa zar hocete, da dozivim infarkt. Pa da idem na intezivu. Imajte milosti. Znate, da ja u svojim godinama ni zenskog grudnjaka ne smem, da vidim. Kamoli gacice. A znate, kako je to neugodno na selu, kad se to visi pred kucama. Pa, moram da okolo hodam zatvorenih ociju, sa dlanom pred nosom. I onda se spoticem po neravnom terenu. I upadam u gnoj. Jako neugodno, je to.
Uvijek je dosta smeha.

sigismundus

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