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NAUČNA FANTASTIKA, FANTASTIKA i HOROR — KNJIŽEVNOST => Dela STRANIH autora => Topic started by: Dreamlord on 21-10-2005, 02:11:37

Title: Vizija Buducnosti...
Post by: Dreamlord on 21-10-2005, 02:11:37
Nemam pojma gde ovo da svrstam. Verovatno bi bolje pasovalo u nekoj drugoj kategoriji ali opet ima veze sa fantastikom...

"Pizza Hut" in the very near future:

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir?
Customer: My National ID Number? yeah...hold on a second... it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you, Mr. Bodhi. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is The_Psychedelic_Tourist@yahoo.com. Which number are you calling from, sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commodesensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife, and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: Then I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repossessed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at the judge. Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!
Title: Vizija Buducnosti...
Post by: iNCUBUs on 22-10-2005, 03:08:46
Ovo je reklama neke asocijacije za zaštitu privatnosti. Ako uspem da nadjem taj klip, okačiću ga.
Title: Vizija Buducnosti...
Post by: Dreamlord on 22-10-2005, 07:25:29
Nisam znao. Ja sam to nasao u humor sekciji na jednom sajtu...

Cudno mi je da je ovo reklama jer bi odmah popili tuzbu od Pizza Huta za zloupotrebu imena...
Title: Vizija Buducnosti...
Post by: dmitras on 23-10-2005, 14:11:17
dobro je što (za sada, i još uvek) ovo može da prodje i kao fantastika. inače, zastrašujuće je. naročito zbog  toga što  uopšte nije teško zamisliti budućnost naše dece koje se odvija u ovakvom smeru. :P

jedino što ovde ne pasuje,  to je iznenadjenje i nerviranje jadnika koji je samo želeo picu... jer, čovek takve budućnosti ne bi tako odreagovao, zato što bi već bio naviknut... ovo je reakcija čoveka našeg doba, prebačenog nekom greškom u budućnost, možda ne tako daleku.
Title: Vizija Buducnosti...
Post by: Dreamlord on 23-10-2005, 14:34:04
Znaci Time Travel. Onda je definitivno fantastika  :)

Ma interesantan dijalog pa sam gao postnuo...