Nemam pojma gde ovo da svrstam. Verovatno bi bolje pasovalo u nekoj drugoj kategoriji ali opet ima veze sa fantastikom...
"Pizza Hut" in the very near future:
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir?
Customer: My National ID Number? yeah...hold on a second... it's 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you, Mr. Bodhi. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is The_Psychedelic_Tourist@yahoo.com. Which number are you calling from, sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (Sighs) Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commodesensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife, and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: Then I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repossessed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at the judge. Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!
Ovo je reklama neke asocijacije za zaštitu privatnosti. Ako uspem da nadjem taj klip, okačiću ga.
Nisam znao. Ja sam to nasao u humor sekciji na jednom sajtu...
Cudno mi je da je ovo reklama jer bi odmah popili tuzbu od Pizza Huta za zloupotrebu imena...
dobro je što (za sada, i još uvek) ovo može da prodje i kao fantastika. inače, zastrašujuće je. naročito zbog toga što uopšte nije teško zamisliti budućnost naše dece koje se odvija u ovakvom smeru. :P
jedino što ovde ne pasuje, to je iznenadjenje i nerviranje jadnika koji je samo želeo picu... jer, čovek takve budućnosti ne bi tako odreagovao, zato što bi već bio naviknut... ovo je reakcija čoveka našeg doba, prebačenog nekom greškom u budućnost, možda ne tako daleku.
Znaci Time Travel. Onda je definitivno fantastika :)
Ma interesantan dijalog pa sam gao postnuo...