pokusao sam da nadjem topic o tome kako je uve bol pozvao kriticare na boks mec sa njim i da dodam ovo kao epilog, ali ocigledno se to izgubilo prilikom cuvenog obaranja sajta...
Uwe Boll Knocks Out Critics
Cult German film director Uwe Boll has knocked out some of his harshest critics in the boxing ring, in revenge for their harsh reviews of his movies. The film-maker challenged journalists to a physical contest after they criticized his movie BloodRayne, which stars Sir Ben Kingsley and Kristanna Loken. Five people were selected to go fist-to-fist with Boll in a series of boxing matches, one of which took place in Malaga, Spain, while the others took place in Vancouver, Canada. And Boll proceeded to knock out every one of his opponents. Critic Richard Kyanka of website Something Awful says, "I feel great. I feel like a very angry German man punched me in the head repeatedly. He kept saying it was PR stunt and a joke, but then he comes on just 'murderizing' me. I want to have more kids someday, so I just said, 'I'm not going to stay in here and keep getting punched in the head.'" And Boll's youngest opponent, 17-year-old Chance Mointer says, "I wasn't a big fan of House Of The Dead or Alone In The Dark, but after what he's shown me of Seed, I think it's fantastic." A triumphant Boll says, "See what happens when they take a blow to the head? They like my movies."
Gledao sam i gorih filmova od BloodRayne.
Uwe Boll, what an interesting personality, known for his promotional stunts he has yet to deliver a film that actually "performs" in the theaters - he's quickly becoming the anti-William Castle. Today he sent an e-mail out exclaiming that he will now release his horror-comedy Postal in theaters May 23, the same day as INDIANA JONES' return. "On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!" Good luck with that. Read on to see what else he had to say.
Boll wasn't finished, "Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"
Does he seriously think people will take him seriously?
In POSTAL: Living on Social Security and unemployed, DUDE desperately seeks employment, but instead finds a life of violent action and adventure when he teams up with his UNCLE DAVE, a financially strapped cult leader, in an effort to rip off an amusement park, only to find that the Taliban are trying the same heist simultaneously.
Sa velikim zadovoljstvom ću radije da pogledam Postal nego Indijana Džonsa.
misljenja sam da ce dugo ocekivani INDIAN JONES AND THE TREASURES OF ANANGA RANGA zaseniti (da, i kolicinom krvi!) nejaki POSTAL i izboriti se za tvoj pogled
...to whom it may concern, od sinoc se da skinuti i dvd rip Bollovog SEED... rip je odlicnog kvaliteta zvuka i slike, a o samom filmu in time due!
Uh, ja još nisam pogledao ni BloodRayne 2 :oops: Dungeon Siege me je totalno razočarao.
A izasao i novi TromiN DVD :Night of the Chicken Dead !!! :evil:
Konacnoooo! Ghoul i ja ga overismo u Sloveniji na velikom platnu, ali reprizir'o bih tu ludost vrlo rado.
Quote from: "Shozo Hirono"A izasao i novi TromiN DVD :Night of the Chicken Dead !!! :evil:
pun naslov: Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
(ne mešati sa slično zvučećim Poltergay iz iste godine)
ovo UVE je stvarno a laugh riot!
najnoviji hit:
A few days ago, a Petition showed up online practically begging for Uwe Boll to cease making movies. Several sites jumped on the bandwagon, supporting the suffocation of filmdom's most hated auteur. At the moment, there are 138,918 signatures. Boll found out about this and told FEARnet that if the petition reached 1,000,000 signatures, he'd agree to stop ruining the art of cinema forever...
Now, perhaps seeing the writing on the wall (or the screen), Boll has come up with a brilliant counter-attack: A petition of his own seeking one million signatures in support of him. Or as he likes to put it, "Pro Boll."
just read the maybe even-more amusing transcript.
"So, hi here's Uwe Boll and I have a statement to make about that internet petition. There's a petition out, stop Uwe Boll and I said like if there are one million people on that petition I stop actually making movies.
And I want that's there's a petition also out there, like a pro Boll petition and I expect a million votes, pro-Boll. And I hope somebody will set it up and you all start signing it because look... I'm not a fucking retard like Michael Bay or other people running around in the business or Eli Roth making the same shitty movies over and over again. If you really look at my movies you will see my real genius you know, and if you go on May 23 on Postal you will see that I deliver a movie what nobody else delivered in the last 10 years, what is way better as all that social critic George Clooney bullshit what you get every fucking weekend. You have to really wake up and you have to see me what I am. I am the only genius in the whole fucking business. Goodbye."
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dal je neko već pogledo onaj SEED?
ja sam na ivici da mu možda dam šansu, iako mi smrdi po bezveznosti i gubljenju vremena...
Morate mu odati priznanje, ovolika frka koju je digao you know, ima like da privuce neke nove gledaoce... makar iz znatizelje. Mene je potrefio s komentarom o Dzordzu Kluniju. :mrgreen:
Uf, ja sam u velikom zaostatku kad su Bolovi filmovi u pitanju, pogledao sam samo House of the Dead i Alone in the Dark, a čekaju me Bloodrayne 1 & 2, Dungeon Siege, a sada i Seed (koji, kako čujem, počinje montažnom sekvencom autentičnih snimaka u kojima muče i ubijaju životinje (courtesy of PETA), a što nema nikakve veze sa filmom već je stavljeno tu eto tako). Baš me zanima na šta liči Postal, to bi trebalo da bude namerna komedija...
Evo i video verzija ovoga što je Ghoul gore postovao:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY
Hm, nikako ne volim kad jedan od omiljenih mi režisera vrijeđa drugog :(
Quote from: "Milosh"Uf, ja sam u velikom zaostatku kad su Bolovi filmovi u pitanju, pogledao sam samo House of the Dead i Alone in the Dark, a čekaju me Bloodrayne 1 & 2, Dungeon Siege, a sada i Seed (koji, kako čujem, počinje montažnom sekvencom autentičnih snimaka u kojima muče i ubijaju životinje (courtesy of PETA), a što nema nikakve veze sa filmom već je stavljeno tu eto tako). Baš me zanima na šta liči Postal, to bi trebalo da bude namerna komedija...
OBAVEZNO gledaj Sanctimony! To mu je najbolji film.
Uve Bol je Džon Mekinro svijeta filma! :!:
Ako je nekome promaklo, poduži intervju sa Bolom gde ponajviše priča o Postalu:
http://joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=12151
...negde oko 22 večeras se na Rapid Share ponudi pojavio dvd rip POSTALa, kažu, sa engleskim tonskim zapisom...
Harvester, are you out there???
I vec je postao HOT!!!!! :evil:
:!:
POGLEDAO SAM POSTAL!!!
Quote from: "Milosh"POGLEDAO SAM POSTAL!!!
i kolko sad očekuješ da ti platimo ili koliko dugo da te molimo da nam nešto o tom iskustvu kažeš? :roll:
Je l' bolelo?
možda se već napio da zaboravi?! :idea:
Postal je prijatan kao stomacni virus s dijareom!
Napisaću opširan tekst za koji dan, ali preporuka svima koji vole South Park i tu vrstu humora; naravno da ovo nije ni blizu tako dobro napisano i promišljeno, ali je jednako brutalno u pristupu; Boll je jedino bio milostiv prema životinjama (spoiler: mačka koja biva iskorišćena kao prigušivač ipak preživi, kao i pas glavnog junaka). Bolje od Borata.
Quote from: "Milosh"Bolje od Borata.
e, jebaga!
nisam planiro ovo da gledam, al sad cu morati!
Pazi, siguran sam da tebi neće biti bolji od Borata, pošto imaj u vidu i to da se meni Borat nije nešto naročito svideo, ali i pored toga Postal vredi pogledati.
Quote from: "Milosh"Pazi, siguran sam da tebi neće biti bolji od Borata, pošto imaj u vidu i to da se meni Borat nije nešto naročito svideo, ali i pored toga Postal vredi pogledati.
oćeš da kažeš da
film nije ništa revolucionarno, ali ga svakako vredi pogledati?
reci mi samo još i da li je to LEGITIMNA parodija, i da li ISPORUČUJE? :wink:
evo, pristavio sam, možda ga pogledam već noćas... :roll:
Bogme, za Bolla ovo jeste revolucionarno, a i više je satira nego parodija, ali isporučuje (oh, kako samo mrzim ovu reč koju SVI trpaju u muzičke recenzije na popboksu) u priličnoj meri. U filmu ginu (i to mahom eksplicitno) deca, stari ljudi, invalidi, jedna beba, pa i sam Uwe Boll (spoiler: popije metak u međunožje i poslednje reči su mu: "I hate video games."). Ko da je Harvester pisao scenario...
:!: Zvuči sjajno! Već vidim sebe kako se nakon paklenog petka u BG (ne mislim na jezivo težak ispit koji moram da polažem već na patnju sa Miloshem, DušManom i ostalim perverznjacima :evil: ) opuštam uz fenomenalni Postal.
Moram da skinem i ZOMBIEGEDDON, film u kojem glumi Uwe Boll! :!:
pogledah prvih pola sata POSTALA, ali ono je baš žešća debilana; ipak, pružiću mu priliku kao background materialu dok radim nešto što ne traži preveliku koncentraciju, pa da slušam i bacam povremene poglede, jer zaista je greota SAMO gledati nešto ovoliko šuplje.
kakav crni SOUTH PARK, SP level of fun je NEDOSTIŽAN uvetu!
:roll:
Yeah, right! Taj South Park može filmovima Uveta Bola samo da pljune pod prozor.
Nagrada za najgora holivudska ostvarenja
Objavljene nominacije za "Zlatnu malinu"
Komedija "The Love Guru" Majka Majersa dobila je najviše nominacija za nagrade Zlatna malina, koje se dodeljuje najgorim holivudskim ostvarenjima u protekloj godini. Taj film nominovan je u sedam kategorija, uključujući najgori film i najgora gluma, u kojoj su se našli Majer, Džesika Alba, Vern Trojer i Ben Kingsli.
Majers je u filmu "The Love Guru" glavni glumac, koscenarista i producent. Za Zlatnu malinu za najgori film nadmetaće se i "Disaster Movie" i "Meet the Spartans", "Pretnja", "The Hottie & the Nottie" i "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale". Imena dobitnika nagrada biće saopštena 21. februara, dan pred dodelu Oskara. Paris Hilton je dobila tri nominacije, za najgoru glumicu i najgori filmski par u filmu "The Hottie & the Nottie", kao i za najgoru žensku epizodnu ulogu u filmu ""Repo! The Genetic Opera". Edi Marfi, koji je prošle godine dobio Zlatnu malinu za najgoreg glumca, najgoru mušku i žensku epizodu u filmu "Norbit", ove godine dobio je dve nominacije, za najgoreg glumca i filmski par sa samim sobom u naučnofantastičnoj komediji "Meet Dave". Dve nominacije dobila je i Kameron Dijaz, za najgoru glumicu i filmski par sa Aštonom Kučerom u filmu "Vegas za dvoje". I Al Paćino je nominovan za najgoreg glumca, u krimi trilerima "88 minuta" i "Pravično ubistvo". U kategoriji najgora glumica nominovane su junakinje rimejka filma "Žene" Anet Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Mesing, Džada Pinket Smit i Meg Rajan. U istoj kategoriji nominaciju je dobila i Kejt Hadson, za "Lovca na blago" i "My Best Friend's Girl". Uve Bol nominovan je za tri filma, za režiju ostvarenja "In the Name of the King", "1968: Tunnel Rats" i "Postal", kao i za epizodnu ulogu u filmu "Postal" i za filmski par. Režiser filmova "Bloodrayne", "Alone in the Dark" i "House of the Dead", Bol će dobiti i specijalnu nagradu za najgora dostignuća u karijeri.
Ovo sa Uveom Bolom je verovatno neko potkusurivanje na relaciji Holivud-Nemačka. Nije on još stigao do toga da mu se daje karijerna nagrada.
Slučajno sam upravo preleteo preko Disaster Moviea, i stvarno je "disaster".
Meni je Postal bio super smešan.
Tja... Ta Malina je jedna od najirelevantnijih nagrada i ukazuje samo na trendove u smislu šta je trenutno in da se mrzi, a da li se to povremeno poklopi sa onim što je realno gledano filmsko dno (kao u slučaju Friedberga i Seltzera) u drugom je planu. Čak i po pitanju trendova malko kasne, npr. kad je reč o Uwe Bollu pošto su ga nominovali tek kad su i vrapci na grani za njega čuli i to u trenutku kad je zapravo počeo da rediteljski napreduje (mada, dobra stvar je što će Boll možda i da se pojavi na dodeli nagrada, to bi bilo zabavno videti). Potpuna je besmislica nominacija Paris Hilton za Repo - The Genetic Opera, što je valjda jasno svakome ko je pogledao film; za onaj drugi film je možda i zaslužila...
Widely derided German director Uwe Boll has found a new way to finance his upcoming films - online punters says The Hollywood Reporter.
For around $49, you can be a 'co-producer' on Boll's terrorist disaster tale "Blackout". Boll hopes to raise $18.5 million through the film's Web site TheBlackoutFilm.com.
Those who sign up and transfer the money are promised a limited-edition DVD of the film plus a chance to win a trip to the set and other prizes.
The site will be open till March 31st. If the planned budget is not reached by then, but at least 43% of the desired cash has been collected, Boll may elect to make the movie with a smaller budget.
If not, he says he will return most of the cash to investors with at least $40 from each payment being returned should the film not get made.
Bill is currently shooting the apocalyptic thriller "The Storm" starring Lauren Holly and Luke Perry.
Scribe David Ayer ("Training Day," "U-571," "Street Kings") is set to adapt the Wired magazine article "Deep Sea Cowboys" into a thriller for DreamWorks reports the trades.
The story chronicles a salvage crew that tries to save a capsized Japanese cargo ship transporting cars into the US.
The real-time action scenario will explore how a tightknit crew races to beat the clock and potential drowning to save the ship's dangerous cargo and claim its reward.
If produced, the film would be released through Disney's Touchstone Pictures label. Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci are producing.
Quote from: "crippled_avenger"Widely derided German director Uwe Boll has found a new way to finance his upcoming films - online punters says The Hollywood Reporter.
For around $49, you can be a 'co-producer' on Boll's terrorist disaster tale "Blackout". Boll hopes to raise $18.5 million through the film's Web site TheBlackoutFilm.com.
Those who sign up and transfer the money are promised a limited-edition DVD of the film plus a chance to win a trip to the set and other prizes.
The site will be open till March 31st. If the planned budget is not reached by then, but at least 43% of the desired cash has been collected, Boll may elect to make the movie with a smaller budget.
If not, he says he will return most of the cash to investors with at least $40 from each payment being returned should the film not get made.
Bill is currently shooting the apocalyptic thriller "The Storm" starring Lauren Holly and Luke Perry.
Damn! Ovo zvuči sjajno! Ali bilo bi još sjajnije kad bi svi koji daju pare bili kreditovani. Da mi ime bude napisano na špici filma Uvea Bola, pa to je nešto za šta vrijedi živjeti!
Od svih OSAM filmova koje IMDB navodi kao trenutne Uvetove projekte, najviše se radujem Maksu Šmelingu. Ne. Povlačim reč. Najviše se radujem činjenici da posle sveg pištanja lejmerske, pardon - gej-merske zajednice Uve still marches on, stronger than before!
...da ne ostane prećutano, od pre nekoliko dana mrežom kruži dvd rip susreta na vrhu Uwe Boll & Til Schweiger, odnosno FAR CRY...
Ja ga nisam skinuo jer sam imao druge prioritete, ali svakako za vikend. Far Cry je bio dobra igra sa OČAJNOM pričom i dijalozima. Dr. Uwe je sigurno zato bio posebno inspirisan kada je pravio film. Čime hoću da kažem da je ignorisao SVE što se u igri dešava. Pa još Til Švajger!!! Trejleri su već obećavali klasik u nastajanju.
odgledo FarCry.....
...i obeco sebi nikad vise uwe boll pa makar mu dali i Aliene i Predatore da radi.... tip je neverovatan.....
Odgledao U ime kralja i to je sasvim solidan fantasy film. Ne znam što tako pljuju Bolla, ovo mi je već treći njegov film i mogu samo da kažem da ih ima puno koji će još morati vesla da se nasisaju dok ne nauče da rade kao on. Nepretenciozno i ništa mudro, ali se dva sata neki vrag događa. Valjda se ljubomorni...
Uwe Boll's STOIC: http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/uwe-boll-is-stoic/ (http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/uwe-boll-is-stoic/)