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Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Ghoul on 28-02-2007, 19:53:27
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the  
  agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site  
  is www.whorepresents.com.  

2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers  
  can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.  

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at  
  www.penisland.net.  

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at  
  www.therapistfinder.com.  

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,  
  www.powergenitalia.com.  

6. And don't forget a vacation at Lake Tahoe,  
  www.gotahoe.com. (The nearest 'hoe's are around Reno)  

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's  
  always www.ipanywhere.com.  

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is  
  www.cummingfirst.com.  

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their  
  wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com.
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Kastor on 28-02-2007, 20:05:59
xrofl  xrofl  xrofl
:x  :x  :x  
xrofl  xrofl  xrofl
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Mixitron M. Storm on 28-02-2007, 20:06:06
Gde si ovo iskopao?  :D
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: angel011 on 28-02-2007, 20:09:33
xjump  :D
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Kastor on 28-02-2007, 20:13:32
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Gde si ovo iskopao?  :D

Guglovao je rapist, sex change, penis, cum....  :lol:
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Ghoul on 28-02-2007, 20:14:19
Quote from: "Kastor"Guglovao je rapist, sex change, penis, cum....  :lol:

istina je, kao i uvek, banalnija od fikcije, pa neću da vam kvarim rados...
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Mixitron M. Storm on 28-02-2007, 20:22:48
Moram da priznam da pretraga po tim rezultatima daje zanimljive linkove :)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rape
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Kastor on 28-02-2007, 20:38:05
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Moram da priznam da pretraga po tim rezultatima daje zanimljive linkove :)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rape

Rape only hurts if you fight it.

Most people today would claim that rape is a terrible crime almost akin to murder but I strongly disagree. Far from a vile act, rape is a magical experience that benefits society as a whole. I realize many of you will disagree with this thesis but lend me your ears and I'm sure I'll sway you towards a darkened alley.

If it weren't for rape, Western Civilization might not exist as we know it today. When the Romans were faced with a disproportionate ratio of women to men in the early kingdom, they had to do something, lest their fledgling society die for lack of sons. To solve their little dilemma, they did what any reasonable man would do: they threw a festival for their Sabine neighbors, and then stole and raped their women. It's quite logical; in fact I don't understand why the settlers at Plymouth didn't do the same to the local Indians. It certainly would have saved on shipping costs.

Obviously, in the case of the Rape of the Sabines, rape was a tremendous help to society. The Sabine women, for their part, didn't seem to mind so much, as they threw themselves between their brutish old Sabine husbands and their charming new Roman ones to prevent bloodshed when the Sabine men came to reclaim their wives. Yet even when society was totally against a rape, the raunchy act has benefitted society too. Where would the Romans be, after all, if it weren't for the Rape of Lucretia infuriating the people to the point of overthrowing their last king, Lucius Tarquinius Soperbus? If it weren't for that event, the world might never have had the Roman Republic for a pristine example of a flawless government.

Rape's glorious advantages are not, however, exlusively found from 2,000-year-old examples. In actuality, rape's advantages can very much be seen today. Take ugly women, for example. If it weren't for rape, how would they ever know the joy of intercourse with a man who isn't drunk? In a society as plastic-conscious as our own, are we really to believe that some man would ever sleep with a girl resembling a wildebeest if he didn't have a few schnapps in him? Of course he wouldn't, at least no self-respecting man would, but therein lies the beauty of rape. No self-respecting man would rape in the first place, so ugly women are guaranteed a romp with not only a sober man, but a bad boy too, and we all know how much ladies like the bad boy.

Ugly women are not, however, the only people who benefit from rape– prisoners enjoy its many perks, too. What, after all, would possibly be more boring than spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day? The answer, of course, is spending years of your life confined to some tiny cell 23 hours a day and never getting some hot action. With rape, prisoners never have to worry about that. Instead, they merely need worry about treating their rapists with enough love and respect to earn a quick reach-around.

But if there is one bread and butter reason for why rape should not only be accepted, but even endorsed, it is because our news editors are in dire need of interesting stories for our front page. Bookstore stories? Fossils? One dollar coins? Please. Now, some saucy circle jerk rape action? Yeah, that's the ticket. ,,  

John Petroski, Opinions Editor, moments before he was lynched and then, ironically, raped.
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: Kastor on 28-02-2007, 20:41:34
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Moram da priznam da pretraga po tim rezultatima daje zanimljive linkove :)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Rape

xrofl

(https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2F4%2F44%2FRapistsworstjob.jpg&hash=8bb29a97517b03c14bdf0ab8446c3b27656ff4b1)

:!:
Title: Hm...
Post by: Tex Murphy on 28-02-2007, 23:34:53
Nekad sam znao mnogo tih bizarnih sajtova, ali eto ostarilo se pa pomalo i zaboravilo. Ali npr. na
http://www.iamamerica.com/ možete da pronađete proročanstvo o kataklizmi koje treba da zadesi Zemlju relativno skoro, sa sve mapama Sjedinjenih Američkih Država NAKON te kataklizme  :D
Evo jednog za Ghoula:
http://www.fixedearth.com/
Naime, ako niste znali, Zemlja se ne okreće. Ne okreće se ni oko Sunca ni oko svoje ose niti oko bilo čega drugog  :lol:
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: džin tonik on 01-03-2007, 00:29:06
@ kastor-pic  xrofl

meni su dobri scambaiteri (i njihove fake stranice a la crkve, humanitarna udruzenja, online shopovi...)
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room105.htm
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/
Title: Re: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: džin tonik on 01-03-2007, 00:42:34
Quote from: "Ghoul"
8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is  
  www.cummingfirst.com.  
mislim da je ovo od scambaitera  :)
Title: Bizarre URLS (All Real)
Post by: džin tonik on 01-03-2007, 00:57:09
za filmofile, kako dokazati vjerodostojnost:
(https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.419eater.com%2Fimages%2Ftrophy_room%2Ftrophy_room6%2F56_madu.jpg&hash=fde51294a36fd898133a791dfcf5e357e95bd5a6)