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Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.


Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Ghoul

Žena umrla od seksa sa psom zbog alergije na njegovu spermu!

Irski mediji prenijeli su da su preminula žena, inače majka četvoro djece, i Šon Mekdonel (57) planirali ovaj bizarni čin dopisujući se na internetu, kao i da je ona dobrovoljno pristala na seks sa Šonovim vučjakom.

Šon Mekdonel (57) optužen je za sodomiju i vjeruje se da je prva osoba koja će po zakonu biti osuđena za ovaj akt. On se pojavio pred Okružnim sudom u Limeriku u Irskoj zbog optužbe da je vučjaku naredio da ima seksualni odnos sa ženom (43) koja je umrla od alergijske reakcije izazvane ovim činom.

Irski mediji prenijeli su da su preminula žena, inače majka četvoro djece ,i Mekdonel planirali ovaj bizarni čin dopisujući se na internetu, kao i da je ona dobrovoljno pristala na njega.

Kasnije te večeri, nakon snošaja, ženi je pozlilo i ona je primljena u lokalnu bolnicu, u kojoj je ubrzo preminula.

Testovi su pokazali da je umrla usljed teške alergijske reakcije slične onoj koja može biti izazvana reakcijom na kikiriki.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Pa, dobro, bolje da je osuđen za sodomiju nego za ubistvo iz nehata ili nešto slično...

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.


theoneishere

Quote from: Ghoul on 24-10-2009, 12:26:47
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
  when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
  poses wearing women's lingerie and a wig. He was particularly upset
  that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
  retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
  were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
  admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
  interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
  woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
  a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
  that before the election, he might have been re-elected.


ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
  Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
  don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
  courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
  "Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
  brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
  prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
  will be in a hurry to get out, too.


SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY:
"Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
  Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline

Yes it is little Gassy......But quite the one. like Lingerie.

theoneishere

Quote from: theoneishere on 22-04-2013, 23:23:12
Quote from: Ghoul on 24-10-2009, 12:26:47
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
  when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
  poses wearing women's lingerie and a wig. He was particularly upset
  that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
  retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
  were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
  admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
  interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
  woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
  a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
  that before the election, he might have been re-elected.


ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
  Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
  don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
  courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
  "Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
  brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
  prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
  will be in a hurry to get out, too.



SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY:
"Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
  Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline

Yes it is little Gassy......But quite the one. like Lingerie.

I would love to see a 55 years old guy wearing lingerie  .lol

mac

Prvi put vidim bota koji ništa ne reklamira nego samo spamuje. Kakva je svrha?

Ghoul

Quote from: mac on 23-04-2013, 11:22:59
Prvi put vidim bota koji ništa ne reklamira nego samo spamuje. Kakva je svrha?

ovo je neki od mojih stalker-fanova: vidiš da samo mene citira.  8-) :P
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Savajat Erp

Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Ghoul

šta je sledeće - kosilica za travu?
sokovnik?  :shock:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Savajat Erp

Може овде док не уведемо тему Босна и Херцеговина Today :)

http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/384464/Hercegovac-golim-rukama-zadavio-medveda
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Ghoul

jadni međedi, s kim tamo moraju da žive...  :cry:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Agota

evo,gledam da li znam coveka ili medjeda?
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

HAL

Dead bodies on Mount Everest
http://imgur.com/gallery/rkRAk

Нема ужасних слика, није ротен садржај.



Melkor

Err, sta je menstrualni homoseksualizam?
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

Ja ni homoseksualizam nisam baš shvatio šta je...


Ali ovo je bilo neki dan svuda kao esencija današnjeg hipsteraja. Možda to ima neke veze?


Sad se setih one serije pokušaja da ti objasnimo šta su, dođavola, hipsteri, da bi upalilo sa 'oni što nose torbice na jedno rame' :D
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Melkor

A si video kako sam dobro usvojio i kako prakticno primenjujem steceno znanje. Sad, kad vidim dusmana odmah prepoznam da je hipster. Cim mi objasnite sta je nadam se da cu isto tako biti u stanju da prepoznam menstrualnog homoseksualistu!

Tako da, salu na stranu, stvarno bih voleo da znam.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

džin tonik

hipster cije ponasanje odredjuju zlijezde, iako bez ovulacije. znaci torbica na jedno rame i obilazak tezgi s povrcem, te kuhanje.
znaci, kad bi te primjerice dusman pozvao na veceru u svoju jazbinu, to bi bio siguran simptom.

Ghoul

20 evra mita za kaznu od 20 evra

Izvor: Nezavisne

Doboj -- Vozač kamiona S. Š. nakon što je počinio saobraćajni prekršaj u blizini Doboja pokušao je novčanicom od 20 evra da podmiti policajce.

Ovo ne bi bilo neobično da kazna koju je podmićivanjem hteo da izbegne ne iznosi 40 konvertibilnih maraka, što je oko 20 evra.

Nakon nepropisnog preticanja vozila na punoj liniji na delu magistralnog puta M-17 u mestu Šešlije, S. Š. je saobraćajnoj policiji u službeni automobil "ubacio" 20 evra da bi mu "oprostili" kaznu od 40 KM (što je oko 20 evra) koja se izdaje na mestu događaja i da mu ne bi napisali prekršajni nalog.

Novčanica je izuzeta, a o događaju je obavešteno Okružno tužilaštvo u Doboju.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

zakk

Ako radi za gazdu možda ima i dodatne penale za prekršaje, ili mu se skidaju oni bodovi od dozvole? Ako je na crti, ne treba mu da je pređe...

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

džin tonik

pokusaj podmicivanja policajca u danasnje vrijeme racionalizacije moze se pokazati kobnom greskom. ljudi strijepe za posao, imaju presutne norme.

Palmer

ma to je termin koji je smislio moj ortak pa smo ga usvojili, bio je inspirisan nekom nakaradnom hipsterskom izložbom, i kad se spoje termini menstruacija + hipsterska''kultura''  dobije se menstrualni homoseksualizam, dakle menstruacija je metafora.


zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

tomat

šta je ovo  :shock:

gde je ovo  :-?
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Karl Rosman

"Ja hocu da oni mene vole."

FTW!!!  :P
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Agota

 kakva je ovo bolescina  :-? :-? :-? :-? :-?
ko su ovi ludaci,ne mogu da provalim sta im pise na majicama? ima i dece na snimku. :(
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

zakk

nemam pojma, trudim se da zaboravim
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Джон Рейнольдс

Па ово је познати хрватски доктор, др Анто Павловић!  :|

Сећам се да је гостовао у Малнаревим емисијама.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

tomat

vaistinu živopisan lik

Dr. Anto Pavlović, sklekovi & striptiz

edit: stvarno greota za Malnara :(
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

zstefanovic

QuoteEkscentrični ,,kiropraktičar" Anto Pavlović je imao više ispada zbog kojih je završio u zatvoru. U slučaju premlaćivanja jednog župnika ispričao je na sudu kako ga je htio ,,centrirati", što je ovaj odbio. – ,,Udario sam ga u međunožje da mu dam do znanja da je 'Mladi Uskrs', nakon toga sam ga udarao bičem, a onda sam čuo glas Sai Babe: 'Ma pusti ga u pizdu materinu'", kazao je Pavlović.

Ево га комплетан филм (онај чији трејлер Зак поставио). Не може се описати, али је вредно сваког минута гледања, имхо:
1. део CHIROPRACTIC: My way of life / Moj način života (1/2)
2. део CHIROPRACTIC: My way of life / Moj način života (2/2)
Свест је екран. Време је тачка. Рат је наслеђен. [,,Веригаши"]

Karl Rosman

Retko dobro utrosenih dva i po sata. Jednostavno, mora se pogledati.

Ukupnu sliku kvari anegdota o osveti ljudima koji su ga drogirali i zatvorili u Popovacu.  :!:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Father Jape

http://mobile.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050

QuoteA Massachusetts man who was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung came home with an unusual diagnosis: a pea plant was growing in his lung.
Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

дејан


Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake in Montana seems shallow(Less Depth), but in reality is 370 feet in depth
...barcode never lies
FLA

Josephine

http://realitypod.com/2010/10/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/

QuoteResearchers at Toshiba's Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love. Now, however, they fear that his programming has taken an extreme turn for the worst.

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Josephine

ništa ne komentarišem, samo prenosim.  8-)

Ghoul

Man Sticks Eel Up His Behind, Fights for His Life

One Japanese man was fighting for his life after attempting to emulate what he claimed he saw in an adult film, in which the actor/actress stuck an eel up their behind. Unfortunately for the man, the eel had quite an appetite and decided to gnaw his way out of the man's body. News broke about the man's failed attempt to please himself when the doctor blogged about the incident.

According to the doctor, the 20″ eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding. The man underwent emergency surgery and miraculously survived. Surprisingly, his friend — who he'd hope would bring him pleasure but nearly took his life — survived as well. In describing the eel's actions that nearly took the man life, another doctor said, "The eel was simply trying to find its way out."

One Japanese website that reported the incident explained where the eel was positioned when doctors eagerly worked to get it out of the man. The site, which had to be translated in English, reports: "Yesterday, Foshan, a female doctor microblogging explosion metamorphosis incident, a man playing the eel burst chrysanthemum, results of a pound weight of the eel got into the large intestine, causing intestinal perforation, the surgeon in the hospital with a one night only then eel caught out. Posts with eel picture. The eel huddled mass lying on the iron plate, the next b****y gauze, eel body length of about 50cm." In other words, the eel was lying on the man's iron plate when surgeons took him/her out.


http://www.the360experiment.com/2013/04/world-news/man-sticks-eel-up-his-behind-fights-for-his-life/
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Ja sam oduvek  govorio da sa tim... morima i uopšte, vodenim površinama (i zapreminama, bogami), treba biti na oprezu:
Mysterious 'horned' sea monster washes ashore in Spain



Pa vi posle letujte na nadmorskoj visini manjoj od šta ja znam 400-500 metara...