strange but... WEIRD

[Ghoul]

Pa DušMan i ne zna ruski, on bi tamo bio kamiondžija...

ma ovako lepuškast, pa još s repićem... snašao bi se on u nekoj manje napornoj vrsti fizikalije!

što reče gazda stanarki koja nema da plati stanarinu u jednom filmu koji noćas gledah: need money? well, there are all kinds of ways to earn money...

[DušMan]

Samo se vi sprdajte, ali gledaćete me ljubomorno dok budem vozikao svoje kamionče po ceo dan i pevušio "Čamac na Tisi" (po ceo dan).

[zakk]

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1759

English Russia ima odgovor na SVE!  

[Ghoul]

Get ready for this one, if banning specific websites on the internet wasn't enough, China has added ghosts, monsters and other things that go bump in the night to its list of banned video and audio content in an intensified crackdown ahead of the Beijing Olympics, reports Reuters. You can read the insane story inside.

Producers have around three weeks to look through their tapes for "horror" and report it to authorities, the General Administration of Press and Publications said in a statement posted on the government Web site.

Offending content included "wronged spirits and violent ghosts, monsters, demons, and other inhuman portrayals, strange and supernatural storytelling for the sole purpose of seeking terror and horror," the administration said.

The new guidelines aim to "control and cleanse the negative effect these items have on society, and to prevent horror, violent, cruel publications from entering the market through official channels and to protect adolescents' psychological health."

The regulations suggest China, where graphic, pirated sex and horror movies are available on most street corners, is keen to step up its control of the cultural arena ahead of the Beijing Olympics in August, which are widely seen as a coming-out party for the rising political and economic power.

They come just weeks after Beijing clamped down on "vulgar" video and audio content, slapped restrictions on Internet sites and handed down a two-year film-making ban to the team behind the steamy "Lost in Beijing."

[Ghoul]

NAGRADE ZA NAJBESMISLENIJE AMERIČKE SUDSKE SLUČAJEVE, STELLA AWARDS:

2007 Runners-Up and Winner:

#3: Sentry Insurance Company. The company provided worker's
compensation
  insurance for a Wisconsin "Meals on Wheels" program. Delivering a
  meal, a MoW volunteer (who was allegedly not even wearing boots)
  slipped and fell on a participant's driveway that had been cleared
of
  snow, and Sentry had to pay to care for her resulting injuries.
Sentry
  wanted its money back, so it sued the 81-year-old homeowner getting
  the Meals on Wheels service. It could have simply filed for
  "subrogation" from her homeowner's insurance company, but by naming
  her in the action, it dragged an old lady into court, reinforcing
the
  image of insurance companies as concerned only about the bottom
line,
  not "protecting" policyholders from loss.

#2: The family of Robert Hornbeck. Hornbeck volunteered for the Army
and
  served a stint in Iraq. After getting home, he got drunk, wandered
  into a hotel's service area (passing "DANGER" warning signs),
crawled
  into an air conditioning unit, and was severely cut when the
machinery
  activated. Unable to care for himself due to his drunkenness, he
bled
  to death. A tragedy, to be sure, but one solely caused by a
supposedly
  responsible adult with military training. Despite his irresponsible
  behavior -- and his perhaps criminal trespassing -- Hornbeck's
family
  sued the hotel for $10 million, as if it's reasonably foreseeable
that
  some drunk fool would ignore warning signs and climb into its heavy
  duty machinery to sleep off his bender.

But those pale in comparison to...

THE WINNER of the 2007 Stella Award: Roy L. Pearson Jr. The 57-year-old
  Administrative Law Judge from Washington DC claims that a dry
cleaner
  lost a pair of his pants, so he sued the mom-and-pop business for
  $65,462,500. That's right: more than $65 million for one pair of
  pants. Representing himself, Judge Pearson cried in court over the
  loss of his pants, whining that there certainly isn't a more
  compelling case in the District archives. But the Superior Court
judge
  wasn't moved: he called the case "vexatious litigation", scolded
Judge
  Pearson for his "bad faith", and awarded damages to the dry
cleaners.
  But Pearson didn't take no for an answer: he's appealing the
decision.
  And he has plenty of time on his hands, since he was dismissed from
  his job. Last we heard, Pearson's appeal is still pending.

[Ghoul]

Springer Says He Wouldn't Watch His Show

Jerry Springer has admitted that if he weren't hosting his daily talk show, he "wouldn't watch" it. In an interview with the Philadelphia Daily News, Springer remarked, "I get it. I get why it's entertaining. But I'm 64 years old. If I were in college, I would probably like it." Springer made his remarks at West Chester University prior to a lecture on TV's effects on pop culture. His show, he said, has "no redeeming value" and subjects are selected for their "outrageous" potential. "People come on our show to get attention they don't have in their regular lives," he acknowledged.

[Dry-Na-Nord]

http://www.xpotting.com/feb/feb13/05/tabla10.htm

[DušMan]

U jebote... Zakon.
Već sam se na prvom tegljaču smejao. Na drugom cerekao. A na trećem sam počeo da se gušim.

[DušMan]

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Svi sa foot fetishom neka navale!  

[Meho Krljic]

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Svi sa foot fetishom neka navale!  

Konačno nešto i po mom ukusu.

[Ghoul]

Casting Director Asks for "Inbred"-Looking Extras, Is Fired


The casting director for a horror movie being shot in West Virginia has been fired after putting out a call for extras with facial features that would make them look "inbred." Casting director Donna M. Belajac was dismissed after Gov. Joe Manchin released a statement describing the casting call as "offensive." He added that he thought that the movie, a horror flick titled Shelter, produced by Nala Films of Los Angeles, "does not sound like a movie worth watching." Producers Emilio Diez Barroso and Darlene Caamano apologized "for the very insensitive casting call sent out without our knowledge." The incident also drew the attention of West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, who released a statement saying, "Unfortunately, some in the filmmaking industry have decided that perpetuating stereotypes and insulting generations of West Virginians means cash at the box office."
Redbox Seeing Green

[Tex Murphy]

Ne vidim šta je tu uvredljivo. A sam film izgleda kao još jedan klon The Hills Have Eyes, dakle sigurno je vrijedan gledanja.

[cutter]

Language barrier stops Briton's peace walk in France

Posted 8 hours 10 minutes ago
A British peace activist aiming to walk to India to prove a money-free world is possible has turned back at the first hurdle, after getting to France and finding he needed to speak French.

Writing on his blog a month after starting his trek, 28-year-old Mark Boyle said he and two friends accompanying him ran into problems the minute they arrived in the French port of Calais.

"Not only did no one... speak the language, they also see us as just a bunch of free-loading backpackers, which is the complete opposite of what the pilgrimage is really about," he wrote.

"That really scared us, and given that we now were pretty much out of food, hadn't slept in days and were really cold, we had to reassess the whole situation.

"We spoke to a few people who were willing to talk and they said that France would not go for this unless we could speak fluent French, which none of us could."

After the setback, Mr Boyle said he was advised to head instead for neighbouring Belgium "as folk said they would be more likely to want to speak some English".

"The only trouble was the first decent-sized town in Belgium was 170 kilometres away, and all we had was three tins of soup, a bag of trail mix and a chocolate bar to sustain us," he said.

"As it was unlikely that we would get a chance to help or be helped by French people in the journey getting there, the task looked daunting to say the least."

He said he had no choice but to head back to Britain.

Mr Boyle set out from his home in Bristol, western England, at the end of January aiming to end up at Porbandar in India, Mahatma Gandhi's birthplace, after the 14,500-kilometre trek.

According to his official website, Mr Boyle is walking "without any form of money because he wants his life to be his message." He had hoped to take about two and a half years to reach India.


The coordinator of the project, Dawn Tovar, denied Mr Boyle had abandoned plans for his marathon walk.

"He has not given up his project," she said.

"He is currently walking in the south-east of England. He will tour around the UK, learn French and leave again for Porbandar."
- AFP

[BladeRunner]

Uvodnik u poslednjem broju časopisa 'Blic žena' je naslovljen sa 'Ja, robot'.

[Alexdelarge]

Uvodnik u poslednjem broju časopisa 'Blic žena' je naslovljen sa 'Ja, robot'.

Meni je weird to sto ti citas Blic zenu.

[BladeRunner]

Meni je weird to sto ti citas Blic zenu.

Honestly, it's not mine!

[Ghoul]

o, ima li kraja dekadenciji ovih holivuckih zvezda?

NEMA!

ovaj šaja labuf igra u svakom drugom filmu koji se snima ove godine, i slava mu već udarila u glavu - glejte kakve bezobrazluke već počinjava:

LaBeouf's Arrest Warrant Waived
A warrant for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf has been recalled a day after the actor failed to show up in court to face an unlawful smoking charge. The Disturbia star missed a hearing in Burbank, California on Tuesday, relating to an incident last month when he was cited for lighting up in a non-smoking shopping area. Authorities issued a $1,000 bench warrant for his arrest. But on Wednesday court Commissioner Kirkland Nyby discarded the warrant after LaBeouf's attorney turned up to plead not guilty on the 21-year-old's behalf. A pre-trial hearing has been set for April 24. LaBeouf's latest legal woe comes just months after the actor was arrested for trespassing in a Chicago, Illinois drugstore. The 21-year-old was charged with a public misdemeanor in November, after refusing to leave the store while drunk. The charges were later dropped.

[Ghoul]

a u sledećoj vesti već vidim potencijal za neku horor minijaturu:

Worker Kills Himself at Gibson's Home
A construction worker has committed suicide at Mel Gibson's house in Agoura Hills, California, according to a report. The Lethal Weapon star and his family were not home when the body, belonging to a 47-year-old who reportedly hung himself, was discovered on Wednesday. The property is currently under heavy construction. An emergency call was made to a police station in nearby Lost Hills - the same station where Gibson was taken following his infamous drink-driving arrest in 2006 - on Wednesday morning, reports website Tmz.com.

pitam se: šta li je nesrećni mexikanac ili crnac VIDEO u gipsonovoj kolekciji - kakvu li je strašnu prikazu spazio U ZIDOVIMA g-ovog doma da ga je to smesta odvelo u ludilo i suicid...? da li ćemo ikada saznati?  

[Dry-Na-Nord]

Ombudsman: Bez seksa do 18. godine
25. mart 2008. | 12:44 | Izvor: Beta
Varšava -- Poljski ombudsman za decu Eva Sovinjska, zatražila je da se zakonom zabrani seks svima koji nisu punoletni.

"Zaštita prava deteta počinje od momenta začeća, a završava kada napuni 18 godina i stekne punoletstvo. Zakon to ne uzima u obzir i decu pred nekim stvarima štiti samo do petnaeste godine", obrazložila je predlog Sovinjska. Ukoliko bi njen predlog prošao i izmene bile unete u poljske zakone, osamnaestogodišnjak bi mogao da završi u zatvoru zbog vođenja ljubavi sa devojkom koja nije napunila 18 godina.

"Od zemlje do zemlje zakoni dozvoljavaju seksualni odnos osobama od 14. do 16. godine života. To proizilazi iz fizioloških, psihičkih, a takođe i civilizacijskih prilika", odbio je za današnji "Djenjik" zabranu seksa za starije maloletnike poznati poljski seksolog Zbignjev Izdepski.

On je u tom poljskom listu upozorio da su studije Svetske zdravstvene organizacije pokazale da mladi koji su obuhvaćeni seksualnim vaspitanjem kasnije počinju seksualni život, a imaju i manje problema sa neželjnim trudnoćama.

Eva Sovinjska proslavila se, ne samo u Poljskoj, već i svetu, svojim bizarnim inicijativama, recimo - da se poljskoj deci zabrani da gledaju britansku seriju Teletabis, jer jedan od njenih junaka Tinki Vinki sigurno potajno propagira homoseksualnost, pošto je dečko a nosi damsku torbicu.

Za tu svoju inicijativu Sovinjska je u jednoj američkoj anketi dospela, kao jedan od retkih stranaca, među pet idiota godine. [/b]

[Ghoul]

Direktni prenos sahrana preko interneta
Autor: Tanjug | 01.04.2008 - 17:43

Ožalošćene porodice koje nisu u mogućnosti da lično prisustvuju sahrani bliske osobe od danas mogu u Velikoj Britaniji da odaju poslednju poštu preko interneta, gledajući direktni prenos pogreba.

Uprkos kritika da ovaj scenario podseća na horor, kompanija "Vesli mjuzik" je odlučila da ga ponudi krematorijumima i pogrebnim službama širom zemlje, koje će naplaćivati oko 75 funti (150 dolara) za pristup na pogrebni vebsajt. Ožalošćeni samo treba da ukucaju potrebni "pasvord" da bi ušli u direktan prenos sahrane snimljene malon kamerom postavljenom u kapeli, objašnjava Rojters.
"U današnje vreme porodice su rasute širom sveta i nekada se desi da neko ne može na vreme stići kući na sahranu", kaže Alan Džefri, direktor "Vesli mjuzika". S obzirom da se sahrana smatra privatnom stvari, porodicama pokojnika će biti omogućeno da, ukoliko to žele, pošalju potreban "pasvord" onim osobama koje žele da je gledaju "uživo".

[Dry-Na-Nord]

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml

[David]

Courtesy of Pijanista:

***



***

[Ghoul]

THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL: Lauren Newton, 28, had been getting her hair
  cut by Monique Reed, 38, "for years" and was at Reed's house in
  Washington, Penn., for a $150 style job. "When I told her I wasn't
  satisfied, she went ballistic and told me to get out of her house,"
  Newton said. "But as I was going, she attacked me from behind and
  pulled me into her kitchen." That's when Reed pulled out a gun and
shot   her in the lower back, she said. "It could have been so much worse,"
  Newton said after she was released from the hospital. "There are
worse   things in life than walking around for the rest of your life with a
  bullet in your butt." (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) ...Like, say,
having   to pay $150 for a haircut?



HOW THINK DO YOU DRUNK I AM? A policeman in Cunnamulla, Qld.,
Australia,   was called to duty unexpectedly. He performed his duty at a hotel --
  despite having drunk "at least" 18 "mid-strength" beers beforehand.
  When Senior Constable Adam Reedy was done with his task, he stopped
at   the hotel's bar and had two more drinks, then got into a fight with
a   woman who was also drinking at the bar. She knocked him unconscious
  when he tried to arrest her. "At this time the Queensland Police
  Service has not received any complaint about the matter," said a
police   spokesman. Reedy was not only not disciplined, he has been promoted.
  And why was he called to duty? Fellow officers needed him to conduct
an   alcohol breath test. (Brisbane Courier-Mail) ...Sounds like he's an
  expert at it.


TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY: When Roland Scott was confronted by a robber,
the   Baltimore, Md., man didn't stand for it, even though the robber was
  pointing a sawed-off shotgun at him. Scott grabbed the man's gun and
  got it away from him, and turned the tables. The robber, now looking
  down the business end of his own gun, was ordered to strip, and to
hand   over his money. The robber took off his clothes, and handed over
$800.   That apparently didn't satisfy Scott: he started beating the man.
"He   is beating him with the butt of a sawed-off shotgun," said detective
  Sgt. Dennis Rafferty Jr. While Scott was beating the man, the
shotgun   discharged -- shooting Scott in the stomach. He was killed; a
witness   corroborated the robber's story, and investigators are ruling
Scott's   death accidental. "You can't make this up. You just can't," Rafferty
  said. "It is sort of like one for the books." (Baltimore Sun)


HIT AND RUN: A shoplifter in Kerkrade, Holland, was so intent on his
  escape that when he grabbed a hunk of meat and ran from a
supermarket,   he left something important behind: his 12-year-old son. Police
called   the 45-year-old man at a number provided by the boy, but the unnamed
  man refused to return to the store for him, saying they should call
the   boy's mother instead. (London Metro) ...Not very smart: he should be
  more afraid of her than the police.

[zakk]

http://mugshotdujour.com/florida/stephen-king-open-container-2232008

Stephen King was arrested for possessing an open container.

sajt je pun sumanutih faca i situacija...

[Ghoul]

Eight-year-old wife wins divorce



A YEMENI court has granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed father forced her into an arranged marriage.

"I am happy that I am divorced now. I will be able to go back to school,'' Nojud Mohammed Ali said, after a public hearing in Sanaa's court of first instance.

Her former husband, 28-year-old Faez Ali Thameur, said he married the child "with her consent and that of her parents'' but that he did not object to her divorce petition.

In response to a question from Judge Mohammed al-Qadhi, he acknowledged that the "marriage was consummated, but I did not beat her".

Yemen, one of the world's poorest countries, has no law governing the minimum age of marriage.

Nojud was a second grader in primary school when the marriage took place two and a half months ago.

"They asked me to sign the marriage contract and remain in my father's house until I was 18.

"But a week after signing, my father and my mother forced me to go live with him.''

Nojud's father, Mohammad Ali Al-Ahdal, said he had felt obliged to marry off his daughter, an act he said she consented to.

He said he was frightened after his oldest daughter had been kidnapped several years ago and later married to her abductor.

He said the same man then kidnapped another of his daughters who was already married and had four children, resulting in him being jailed.

Dressed in traditional black, Nojud said she would now go to live in the home of her maternal uncle and did not want to see her father.

The girl's lawyer, Shadha Nasser, said Nojud's case was not unique.

"I believe there are thousands of similar cases,'' she said. Civil society groups were pressing parliament to set the minimum age for marriage at 18, she said.

[Son of Man]

Poslednji stadijum pijanstva Petak, 18. april 2008. 13:28  

Jedan električar iz Volgograda, na severu Rusije, zaspao je posle "pijane noći" sa dugačkim nožem zabodenim u leđa.

Njegova supruga je tek sutradan primetila nož zariven u leđa kada je nesrećni veseljak ušao u kuhinju na doručak.

"Otvorio je frižider sagnuo se da nešto uzme, i tek tad vidim da mu nešto štrči iz leđa", rekla je supruga novinarima.

Juri Ljalin (52) hitno je odveden u bolnicu gde je utvrđeno da oštrica dugačka 15 centimetara nije povredila nijedan vitalni organ.

Iako se Ljalin šalio na račun povrede, policija je stvar shvatila ozbiljno i otvorila istragu protiv njegovog partnera u pijanstvu kome preti kazna od osam godina zatvora.

[crippled_avenger]

The current trend in news journalism is to
   let the viewers do the work. But the rise of
   photos and videos from amateur mobile phone
   cameramen is not without peril, thank God.
   One 24 hour news network didn't spot that
   someone was sending them in photos of the
   London Olympic torch procession and photo-
   shopping images of Maddie McCann into the
   crowd. Oops.

[zakk]

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

(more in link)

[Usul]

Ovo mi je ulepsalo dan bizarno preko svake mere:

Bogoljub hoce da mi bude "drugar" na facebook-u

[Ghoul]

LEARN 'EM GOOD: Michelle Droelle, 33, a teacher at Kellam High School
in   Virginia Beach, Va., claims she got out of the escort business
before   she became a teacher. But, a local newspaper found, at least one
escort   agency uses her home address as its headquarters, and lists her as
the   owner. The umbrella company operates at least 20 different services,
  the paper says, including Exotic Playmates, Sinful Seductions, and
  Party Girls, which advertise "1-on-1 encounters ... fetishes [and]
  light domination." (Hampton Roads Virginian-Pilot) ...Two out of
three   of which are helpful skills when teaching high school.

HE NEARLY BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT: A 20-year-old man in Yakima, Wash., told
  police he was the victim of a "drive-by shooting." But officers
doubted   the story: the injuries to the man's groin appeared to be the result
of   a point-blank shot. After a brief investigation the truth came out:
the   man, apparently a gang member, had jammed a sawed-off
double-barreled   shotgun into his waistband, and managed to discharge both barrels
into   his pants. Officers described the result as "massive groin damage,"
but   the man was hospitalized in "satisfactory" condition. (Yakima
  Herald-Republic) ...Of course, most men would describe a pellet gun
  wound there as "massive groin damage."


A PAZI OVOG BOLIDA:

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: Llewellyn Werner, a developer based in
Los   Angeles, Calif., has big plans for a $500 million amusement park --
in   Baghdad, Iraq. The 50-acre Baghdad Zoo and Entertainment Experience
  will completely surround the existing Baghdad Zoo, where only 35 of
its   700 animals survived the invasion and war. The complex is outside
the   American-protected "Green Zone", but Werner isn't worried about
attacks   by insurgents. "They'll see it as an opportunity for their children
  regardless if they're Shia or Sunni," he says. "They'll say their
kids   deserve a place to play and they'll leave it alone." The first phase
of   the development, a skateboard park, is already under construction.
  (London Times) ...There's one skateboard park where there will be no
  problem convincing riders to wear a helmet.

[angel011]

Foka pokušala seks sa pingvinom:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/

[angel011]

Nije baš za ovaj topik, ali nemam pojma gde drugde da stavim: bocni ajkulu u oko!  

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24576106/

[Ghoul]

WHAT, ME STUPID?
After a student at San Diego State University died from   a cocaine overdose, San Diego, Calif., police launched an undercover   investigation into drug sales at the school. They found so much   evidence that federal investigators joined the case. After a full year   of gathering evidence, teams arrested 96 people, including 75 students.   Officers confiscated $100,000 worth of drugs, $60,000 in cash, plus   firearms and other evidence. Among those arrested were one who was   about to graduate with a master's degree in Homeland Security, and   another majoring in criminal justice. "When one of these individuals   was arrested, he inquired as to whether or not his arrest and   incarceration would have an effect on his becoming a federal law   enforcement officer," said an incredulous Ralph Partridge, special   agent-in-charge for the Drug Enforcement Administration. (San Diego   Union-Tribune) ...There's one student who wasn't paying attention in   class.

[Usul]

Ovo je prava stvar za smanjenje saobracajnih nesreca

Piss Screen

Try to encourage people to take a taxi with Frankfurt Taxi Services after they've had a few drinks, rather than get behind the wheel of their own car.

[cutter]

No hats off to new graduates, says university


Martin Wainwright
Thursday May 29, 2008
The Guardian

University administrators were accused yesterday of overreacting after asking students not to throw mortarboards in the air at this year's graduation ceremonies.

Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge and Chelmsford warned that the medieval-style cap could be a health hazard.

"It is requested that graduands do not throw the hat up into the air," says a statement on the website of the university, which will be hiring Cambridge's Corn Exchange and a marquee at Chelmsford for celebrations involving 3,500 students.

"This not only causes damage to the hats but it can also cause injury if the corner of the hat hits the graduand or others who may be nearby."

The move was met with derision by Anglia Ruskin's student union, whose president, Frankie Whiffen, 23, said: "It's like banning graduation pictures in the outdoors in case an apple or a conker, or a pigeon, falls on someone's head. They should be worried about more serious things than the chance that a group of adults can't catch a hat properly."

The university's secretary and clerk, Steve Bennett, said they were not banning the throwing of mortarboards, but asking people to be careful. He said: "A student had to be hospitalised after he was struck on the head by a hat several years ago."

A spokeswoman added: "That student's graduation was ruined and we don't want it to happen again. Someone could be blinded by a falling hat or even worse. The possible damage to hats also has to be considered. Our suppliers support our position."

[Milosh]

Man threatened with arrest at Heathrow for wearing Transformers T-shirt

An airline passenger claimed that a security guard threatened to arrest him because he was wearing a T-shirt showing a cartoon robot with a gun.

Brad Jayakody, 30, from London, said he was stopped from passing through security at Heathrow's Terminal 5 after his Transformers T-shirt was deemed 'offensive.'

The IT consultant was set to fly off on a business trip to Dusseldorf in Germany when he was pulled to one side.

Mr Jayakody said the first guard started joking with him about the Transformers character depicted on his French Connection T-shirt.

'"Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I'm not allowed to fly,' he said.

'It's a 40ft tall cartoon robot with a gun as an arm. There is no way this shirt is offensive in any way, and what I'm going to use the shirt to pretend I have a gun?

He was cooperative with the supervisor and took off the the 'offensive' T-shirt, replacing it with another shirt in his carry on luggage.

A spokesman for Heathrow operator BAA said: 'If a T-shirt had a rude word or a bomb on it, for example, a passenger may be asked to remove it.

'We are investigating what happened to see if it came under this category.

'If it's offensive, we don't want other passengers upset.'

He said there was no record of the incident and the passenger 'certainly didn't make a formal complaint at the time.'

[cutter]

Germany star Ballack caught up in 'decapitation' row ahead of Euro clash with Poland

By Sportsmail Reporter
 
Polish daily newspaper Super Express has depicted Michael Ballack with his head chopped off

Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack has been caught up in a row between Poland
and Germany ahead of the European Championships after a newspaper depicted him
with his head chopped off.

Polish daily Super Express put together a spread showing Leo Beenhakker holding
the severed heads of Germany skipper Ballack and coach Joachim Low.

Ahead of the countries' meeting in Klagenfurt on Sunday, Poland coach
Beenhakker was told to "bring us their heads", which he has described as "sick".

UEFA are hoping the outrage created by the images will mark an end to the
matter.

A spokesman said: "We are aware of the pictures. It's not something we should
condone, people should be talking about the football.

"There is a healthy rivalry but there is a limit. We are hopeful the talking will be done on the pitch."



Beenhakker was shocked at the images and told the Bild newspaper: "That is rubbish. It shows that all over the world there are sick people. I distance myself from it totally."

Super Express have also drawn heavy criticism from the Bundestag, the German
parliament.

Peter Danckert, chairman of the Bundestag's sport committee, said: "This
photo-montage is a scandal. I hope that the Polish government reacts
appropriately to it."

prva je udarnickija, al druga je eklektickija:

[Goran Skrobonja]

Way Too Much Raised For Bronchitis Research

June 4, 2008

MINNEAPOLIS—The nonprofit organization Clean Airways announced Tuesday that it had raised the completely unnecessary sum of $140 million to further the study of bronchitis, a minor inflammation of the lungs which has claimed zero lives in 75 years and primarily affects smokers. "With this [ridiculous] amount of money, doctors will have the means to better understand bronchitis, and learn to treat it faster," Clean Airways spokeswoman Linda McDonald said about the marginal illness, which, unlike AIDS, cancer, or muscular dystrophy, usually clears up after two weeks. "Hopefully next year we can raise even more." Though McDonald did not comment on exactly how the record-breaking sum would be spent, she would not confirm or deny the possibility of simply purchasing 280 million bags of Halls orange-flavored mentholyptus cough drops.

[Goran Skrobonja]

Bin Laden Sends Belated Threat To Israel For 60th Birthday

June 3, 2008

JERUSALEM—In an unexpected act that Israeli president Shimon Peres called "thoughtful," al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden sent a belated threat to Israel Monday in honor of the Jewish state's 60th birthday. "Old fart!" read the front of the card in a font designed to look like ancient stone tablets. "Did you actually think I would forget my favorite infidels on their special day? Celebrate while you still can, dirty Zionist dogs!" bin Laden wrote under a caricature of a grinning al-Qaeda member wearing a birthday hat and a suicide belt, preparing to board a bus full of Israeli citizens. A visibly moved Peres told reporters he would return the gesture by sending a bouquet of a dozen F-15Is fighter jets to Lebanon next week.

[angel011]

Ili brak, ili otkaz:

http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2008&mm=06&nav_id=302983

[Usul]

Mutanti - Putevi srca 2 (Mutantes - caminhos do coraçao)

http://www.rederecord.com.br/frameset.asp?prog=131

Stigao je nastavak "megapopularne" brazilske serije putevi srca. Sada je fokus jos vise prebacen na mutante tako da se dobije spoj The Lost + X Men + Jurassic park + sapunska opera

Evo i par snimaka

Zena pauk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tOXr9_sRWt4

Covek vatra
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XJQM09Dv_po

Dinosaurus
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G6xs_aEwyD0

[cutter]

Disabilities downplayed for 'Britain's Missing Top Model' contestants

By KORIN MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

A bevy of beauties will get a chance to break into the modeling world thanks to a new U.K. TV show. Sounds like the same ol' catwalk contest, right? Well ... there's a catch.

'Britain's Missing Top Model' only features models with disabilities from around the world - including one from the U.S.. Among the eight lovely ladies who will duke it out onscreen are women without limbs, some who are partially paralyzed and one who is deaf.

The series, which debuts on BBC in July, reportedly aims to challenge the standard of beauty in the fashion industry.

"I went into this program thinking it was an adventure, rather than a path to a new career," contestant Jessica Kellgren-Hayes, who often uses a wheelchair to get around, told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper. "Although I don't want any of my dreams to be unattainable, I'm not sure if Britain is ready for a model with a disability."

U.K. Marie Claire editor Marie O'Riordan, who serves as a judge for "Missing Top Model," says she has high hopes for the show: "I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability. I want to see the winner shake up the fashion industry. These young women shouldn't be invisible to the fashion world just because they are disabled."

The winner will have a photo spread in British Marie Claire.

I'll suck on your stump, Mistress!

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/meet_the_missing_models/meet_the_missing_models.html

[Father Jape]

Nisam znao gde ovo da okacim, pa ga evo ovde:


Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html


Izvinjavam se ako je neko vec kacio negde na forumu, ali tako je urnebesno i neverovatno i urnebesno.  

[Ghoul]

Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels

ej, super je ovo! za malo da ne otvorim, misleći da se radi o panelima u smislu: tribina, promocija, okrugli sto... a ono – kvadrati stripa!      

[Son of Man]

De ovo ide ?

Zabrana pušenja na javnim mestima i u Holandiji


U kafićima od sada puše samo kanabis


Autor: T. Trikić | Foto: Beta/AP | 01.07.2008 - 06:00



Holandija od danas postaje deo sve šire zone bez duvanskog dima u Evropskoj uniji zbog uvođenja zabrane pušenja na javnim mestima. Iako su cigarete proterane, poznatim kofi šopovima i dalje će se širiti dim, ali od marihuane, koju su vlasti dozvolile, s tim da ne sme da se meša s duvanom.





Holandija je, naime, jedina zemlja gde od 1976. zakon dozvoljava upotrebu kanabisa u oko 700 kafea sa specijalnom dozvolom, u koje najčešće zalaze turisti, posebno američki.
Ardžam Roskam, vlasnik kafea ,,Grin haus" u Amsterdamu, nije zabrinut zbog zabrane pušenja. Marihuana, koju on služi, osvojila je 31 nagradu ,,Kanabis kup", a među njegovim klijentima su holivudske zvezde, članovi evropskih kraljevskih porodica, pravnici, sudije, pa i policajci.
Marihuana je dozvoljena, ali samo čista - za mešanje droge sa duvanom vlasniku kafea pretiće kazna od čak 2.400 evra.
Novi zakon možda neće smanjiti konzumiranje marihuane, ali ako je suditi po iskustvima Velike Britanije, zasigurno će smanjiti broj pušača cigareta. Istraživanje sprovedeno u Engleskoj povodom godišnjice uvođenja zabrane pušenja na javnim mestima, pokazalo je da je čak 400.000 ljudi u tom periodu ostavilo duvan i da je popušena 2,1 milijarda cigareta manje. Rezultat bi, prema procenama stručnjaka, moglo biti 40.000 spasenih života bivših pušača u narednih deset godina.







Istraživači su pratili 32.000 pušača pre i posle uvođenja zabrane. Za devet meseci pre stupanja zabrane na snagu, pušenje je ostavilo 1,6 odsto njih, a posle još devet meseci novih 5,5 odsto pušača se zauvek odreklo cigareta.
Profesor Robert Vest, autor istraživanja, kaže da nije očekivao da će zabrana imati tako ,,dramatičan efekat" i prognozira da, ako se ovaj trend nastavi, može biti ostvaren cilj da broj pušača u narednoj deceniji padne ispod 15 odsto od ukupnog broja stanovnika. Danas u Britaniji puši oko 22 odsto odraslih.
,,Podaci ukazuju na do sada najveći zabeleženi pad broja pušača, pri čemu u svim socijalnim grupama - među siromašnima, kao i među bogatima", precezira on.
Zabrana pušenja na javnim mestima stupila je na snagu u Engleskoj 1. jula prošle godine, posle duge političke bitke, dok je u Škotskoj na snazi od 26. marta 2006, a u Velsu od 2. aprila 2007.
Za poslednju godinu dana prodaja cigareta opala je za šest odsto, pokazuju podaci kompanije za istraživanje tržišta ,,Nilson". Za deset meseci, od jula 2007. do kraja aprila ove godine, u Engleskoj je prodato 1,93 milijarde cigareta manje, a 220.000 manje u Škotskoj. Prema rečima Džejka Šeferda, direktora ,,Nilsona", pored zabrane pušenja, na prodaju je uticala i zabrana prodaje mlađima od 18 godina.
Zabrana pušenje na javnim mestima uvedena je u Norveškoj, Švedskoj, Velikoj Britaniji, Španiji, Letoniji, Litvaniji, Estoniji, Francuskoj, Finskoj, Danskoj, Belgiji, Holandiji, na Malti i Islandu. Međutim, u većini ovih zemalja nije zabranjeno pušenje u barovima i restoranima.
Tokom 2004. godine, pušenje je zabranjeno na svim javnim mestima u Irskoj, uključujući i pabove. Italijani su od januara 2005. godine morali da se naviknu da na javnim mestima, kafeima i restoranima piju espreso bez cigarete. U Španiji, u ugostiteljskim objektima površine veće od 100 metara kvadratnih, potrebno je fizički odvojiti pušače od nepušača. U ostalim zemljama, vlasnici lokala odlučuju da li će biti zabranjeno pušenje.

Josh samo lepak da nam zabrane i da moz svi kolektivno da se ubijemo, mislim stvarno    

[DušMan]

za mešanje droge sa duvanom vlasniku kafea pretiće kazna od čak 2.400 evra

Sasvim ispravno i hvale vredno.

[angel011]

Two young men and a juvenile were charged in May in Houston with corpse abuse after they allegedly dug into a grave in a cemetery in the town of Humble, removed the head, and took it away in order to use it as a bong for smoking marijuana. [Houston Chronicle, 5-8- 08]

Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a hospital in Fort Worth, Texas, in May after an early-morning incident (alcohol was involved) in which he used a loaded handgun to scratch a hand-to-reach itch on his back and accidentally shot himself. [Dallas Morning News, 5-13-08]

[angel011]

Sud naredio roditeljima da promene ime svm detetu.

http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2008&mm=07&nav_id=310013

Pogledajte komentare, zabavniji su od same vesti.

[cutter]

Gruesome crime shocks Greek isle
By Malcolm Brabant
BBC News, Athens

Police on the Greek island of Santorini have shot and injured a knifeman who decapitated his girlfriend and walked around the streets with her head.

Terrified residents of the popular tourist island barricaded themselves into their homes and called the police.

The suspect, 35, was shot during a dramatic car chase in which he crashed into a motorbike and badly injured the rider and pillion passenger.

The crime is one of the most gruesome in Greece in recent memory.

Ricochet

The man reportedly beheaded his girlfriend, a teacher in her mid-to-late 20s, in the village of Vourvoulos, close to the island's capital, Thira, and then paraded with the head.

Speaking on Greek television, the local sub-prefect said the man attacked officers who tried to arrest him and slashed one policeman in the face.

The man threw the head into a patrol car and then stole a police jeep and tried to get away.

But after 400m the suspect slammed into a motorbike carrying two female doctors.

They were thrown into the air and badly hurt.

The police then opened fire and hit the alleged knifeman five times.

According to one eyewitness, one police bullet ricocheted off the road and hit a woman in the leg and jaw.

The suspect is said to have a history of jealousy and domestic violence.

The authorities say they are organising a military aircraft to fly the man and some of those he injured to undergo emergency surgery in Athens.

[DušMan]

U jebote. Doktorke najebale ni krive ni dužne...