epski zahvati na horor devijantnoj muzici

[johnson bronson]

u 22:30 na DEMIJI u nedelju SUTRA! (to mu dodje dvadesetneki mart) dva jaka benda. opredgrupa je yanimljivija od grupe, buduci da svirau epsku horor muziku. epski ne meshati sa epskom fantastikom nego sa epskom narodnom, vampirima i slicno. ako volite ili ste ovisnik o heroinu dodjite, a i dobro sviraju.

[Gwydion]

Cekaj, to si mislio na nastup Kinovie? OK je bio onaj koncert u Manakovoj kuci.

u 22:30 na DEMIJI u nedelju SUTRA! (to mu dodje dvadesetneki mart) dva jaka benda. opredgrupa je yanimljivija od grupe, buduci da svirau epsku horor muziku. epski ne meshati sa epskom fantastikom nego sa epskom narodnom, vampirima i slicno. ako volite ili ste ovisnik o heroinu dodjite, a i dobro sviraju.

[Ghoul]

Nikola-Kinovia je dobar decko, preneki dan je svirao u Budimpesti i kako cujem, bio medju glavnim zvezdama na nekom tamosnjem zbitiju;
inace je covek veliki obozavalac Thomasa Ligottija, pa nista od ovoga ne treba da cudi.

[Gwydion]

Nista lose o Nikoli ali David Tibet je obozavalac Thomasa Ligottija pa su odjednom se svi zainteresovali za njega. Moj "problem" je u tome sto necu da budem deo trenda (cak ni u undergroundu ma sta ta rec uopste znacila) pa necu da citam Thomasa Ligottija uprkos njegovom kvalitetu. U tom smislu ogranicavam sebe od nekih jako kvalitetnih stvari pa sam u nekoj vrsti apsurda ali ipak vise voli mda je moj ukus nesto sto sam sam autonomno stvorio a ne da je produkt podrazavanja i sablona  

Pa da, gomila tzitza iz BGD kazu da on fizicki jako lici na mene samo sto je malo sitniji. Ja to bas i nisam primetio, ali po meni niko i ne moze da lici na mene pa ajd da im verujemo

Nikola-Kinovia je dobar decko, preneki dan je svirao u Budimpesti i kako cujem, bio medju glavnim zvezdama na nekom tamosnjem zbitiju;
inace je covek veliki obozavalac Thomasa Ligottija, pa nista od ovoga ne treba da cudi.

[Mark]

Ah, ja sam cuo onaj projekat KINOVIA na nekoj kompilaciji i moram priznati da sam bio odusevljen!  Malo je bio krs snimak ali... Zaista hrabra zamisao i nadam se da ce preziveti!

A sada jedan stari ali dobar fazon:

VRSTE METALA

GRIND METAL:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
undecipherable
for about 2 mintues and then leaves...

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted
forest

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
fucks her....... easy and quick

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks
some beers and fucks the princess

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(from
all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his
migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle
and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales
it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he
fucks
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
fucks
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for
the
last time

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks
that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
suicide....the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives
to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess
escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land
by
security guards.

[David]

E, a na sta lice oni Kojini jam-sessions na Akademiji?
Bio ko, da nam preprica?

[DušMan]

sgt. Mark E. Smith, odlicne fore!!! Odusevio sam se.  
David, ja samo znam da ih vise ne drzi. A nisam otisao nijedanput da ga vidim, iako sam nameravao vise puta.