POKAŽITE SVOJU MACU!

[Bab Jaga]

Opet oftopičarim (nije maca nego pas) ali ne da mi se otvarati novi topic, a i ne znam gdje bi ga otvorila, zato:

Superpas

[Bab Jaga]

Za ravnotežu stavit ću i o mačkama (ali nije slika nego citat iz Mačjeg bluza Timura Šaova):

У кошки четыре ноги
И все норовят ее пнуть.
Товарищ, ты ей помоги.
Товарищ, собакой не будь.

[Elvira MOTD]

[Meho Krljic]

Ne, ne.. Treba pokazati SVOJU macu, a ne svima poznate slike sa Interneta.

[Ghoul]

Ne, ne.. Treba pokazati SVOJU macu, a ne svima poznate slike sa Interneta.

jel vidiš sad, meho, kako je meni?

mene NIKO ne sluša, niko me ne čita pažljivo, niko me ne razume...    

[Meho Krljic]

To je taj usud obdarenih...

[Tex Murphy]

To je taj usud obdarenih...

[Elvira MOTD]

ko nema svoju, pokaze tudju

salim se necu vise. ove su mi bile jako simpaticne.

[Meho Krljic]

Ja bi sad trebalo da se držim neizgovorenog a svima jasnog seksualnog podteksta ovog topika i kažem nešto duhovito i bezobrano, ali odoleću tom jeftinom iskušenju.

[Elvira MOTD]

Ja bi sad trebalo da se držim neizgovorenog a svima jasnog seksualnog podteksta ovog topika i kažem nešto duhovito i bezobrano, ali odoleću tom jeftinom iskušenju.

budi miran

[Meho Krljic]

Opustiću se uz gitaru...

[Tex Murphy]

Ovo očigledno zahtijeva da se kaže koja o perverznosti gitare kao simbola.

[Meho Krljic]

You don't know the half of it, Harv

[zakk]

You don't know the half of it, Harv

wtf, bob log III?    lol!!!

[Meho Krljic]

Pa, da. Car je Bob a mi se pred njim onomad izbrukali... Eee, Srbijo....

[Elvira MOTD]

You don't know the half of it, Harv

[Meho Krljic]

Uzvratiću još nekim slikama mačinja.

Zakrpica sa svojim ulovom:



Ljupka pokušava da pronikne u tajne električnih instalacija



Zakrpica gleda u kameru



Dečkotzar u tradicionalno nepoverljivoj pozi

[Meho Krljic]

A evo i jedne Ljupkine slike kad je bila baš baš mala

[angel011]

Vidi se zašto je dobila ime "Ljupka".  

[Meho Krljic]

Da sam se ja pitao zvala bi se Fatima. Ali nisam se ja pitao...

[David]

dzeneta, prava je dzeneta... i meni je ona, ovako sa slika, od svih mehinih najljupkija i najljeshnija.

[Meho Krljic]

Pa to je zato što je najmanja i najžgoljavija i još bela... Ali uz to ide i krhka fizička konstitucija. Sirota mačka u poslednjih tri nedelje dobila je više injekcija nego ja u poslednjih petnaest godina.

[Ghoul]

for what it's worth, ljupka je 2nd best macka koju sam ikada uzivo sreo, puslica on so many levels.
zanimljivo, slucajno ili ne, tek macka koja nosi 1st place zove se (zvala se? ne znam da li je jos ziva) - ljubica!

[Meho Krljic]

I ja Ljupku povremeno zovem Ljubica. I Ljubinka. Sunčica joj povremeno tepa 'Bubica' i 'Buki'. Srećom pa mački ionako nije jasno šta ijedna od tih reči znači i odaziva se samo na zvuk otvaranja kesice sa hranom.

[zakk]

Pa, da. Car je Bob a mi se pred njim onomad izbrukali... Eee, Srbijo....

pa kad je glas prošao tek kad je i on prošao...

Srećom pa mački ionako nije jasno šta ijedna od tih reči znači i odaziva se samo na zvuk otvaranja kesice sa hranom.

Naše se materijalizuju u kuhinji na reski zvuk otvaranja konzerve. Sve iz prodavnice je bolje nego što mi zgotovimo  

a ako nahvatam aparat, staviću i neku novu sliku...

[Meho Krljic]

Ajde, baš bi valjale!!!

[Zoran616]

Zovem se Žile.

[Meho Krljic]

       Sladak je Žile.

[Plissken]

Mjauci ove mace se vise nece cuti...

[Ghoul]

Mjauci ove mace se vise nece cuti...

nadam se da su joj poslednji trenuci zabeleženi kamerom...

[...]

Heh ovo me podsetilo na mog druga koji je tvrdio da njegov macak telepatski oseti kad gazda dolazi u dom roditelja i ceka ga na raskrsnici.

Drugi ortak kaze ovo sto i Meho, maca se javlja kad hoce da jede i da joj se otvore vrata.

Najludje sto sam video je zec od 300 kila, ljubimac, koji je pojeo sve moguce patike gazdi...

[ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas]

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[ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas]

...prugasti ACA u ulozi easy-going pozadinca, a u središtu pažnje samo za ovu priliku prpošna, paperjasta DARIA/DARIJA...

[angel011]

Divni su!  

[sivka]

Како су лепе маце!!!!

[Kunac]

Prelepe su, a još pride i mažljive prirode!

[sivka]

Prelepe su, a još pride i mažljive prirode!

Takve su i moje...  samo se jedan drugar trudi da od ludaka Velizara napravi borca...

[Plissken]

Prelepe su, a još pride i mažljive prirode!

I moju su macu mazili, ali tockovima automobila. Obratite paznju na jos mazniju bubicu koja ceka da se maca ohladi kako bi u njenu usnu duplju snela jajasca.

[angel011]

Nisu moje, al' su slatke:

[Bab Jaga]

Plissken, fini više s tim, meni su pogazili skoro sve mačke koje sam imala, i ne želim da me na to stalno podsjeća...

[divča]

nije moja, no je naša...

[zakk]

[Meho Krljic]

Evo, ako neko želi da usvoji mačiće,



siva se zove Milica (žensko) a crno-beli Dobrica (muško) i vrlo su slatki. Moja žena ih je juče spasla i donela kući pa sad gledamo da nađemo neku dobru dušu da ih uzme, jer naša mačka oće da poludi od besa što joj neko skrnavi teritoriju.

[Ghoul]

evo jedne mace kakvu ne biste zeleli u svojoj blizini:



PSYCHIC CAT OSCAR CAN PREDICT DEATH
A CAT IN America has developed a supernatural gift for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die.

Oscar, the resident moggy, may have nine lives himself but for residents of the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center, Rhode Island, USA, the appearance of the cat, could mean that they are about to lose theirs.

The feline has been present at the deathbed of more than 25 residents, leading to the belief that he can predict death and prompting medical staff to call family members to say a patient has little time left to live.

'It's not that the cat is consistently there first,' says Dr. Joan Teno, a professor of community health at Brown University, who sees patients in the unit. 'But the cat always does manage to make an appearance, and it always seems to be in the last two hours.'

Dr Teno does admit: 'I don't think this is a psychic cat, I think there's probably a biochemical explanation.'

Whatever the explanation, Oscar is a comfort to the patients and has received a wall plaque for his compassionate hospice care.

i jos:

"This cat really seems to know when patients are about to die," says Dr David Dosa, a geriatrician at Rhode Island hospital who also attends patients at Steere House.

"We started to see something was happening about 18 months ago and at first I think we were all very sceptical. But it's not an unusual occurrence for patients to die here, so we've had plenty of opportunities to witness and observe the phenomenon."

The first signals come as early as two days beforehand, when Oscar leaves his usual favourite solitary spots under a doctor's desk or sunbathing in the windows of an empty office and begins doing his rounds, padding round the corridors of the unit, visiting patients but never lingering.

"When somebody's not ready to die, he leaves," says Dr Dosa. "He doesn't settle in their room until the day they die. Sometimes it can be as much as four hours beforehand, but he's universally there, curled up on their bed, two hours before they take their last breath."

Oscar was just a kitten, a small, stray bundle of fur, when he arrived at the home in July 2005, and since then he has not failed to spot a single death. On occasions, his skills have been sorely tested, for example when a visiting palliative care expert, Dr Joan Teno of Brown University, noticed that a patient seemed to be running out of time.

"I think it was around the 13th patient," she says. "Their breathing had changed, and their extremities were cooling. We'd already noticed Oscar seemed to have form in predicting when someone was about to die so I asked if he'd been in. Mary the nurse said, 'No' and I said, 'Oh, let's put him in there and let him keep his streak going.'

"So we did. Oscar went in, sniffed around - and promptly left the room. The next morning I asked how things had gone overnight and was told the patient had died at 2.30am - about ten hours after I'd predicted. And Oscar had gone back into the room, and stayed there, two hours beforehand. So he's obviously a better prognosticator than I am."

As far as those who work there are aware, there is only one death at which Oscar has not been present - and that wasn't because he didn't notice it, but because relatives of the patient asked for him to be removed from the room.



Oscar has predicted 25 cases


Standing outside, Oscar began such a noisy commotion of frenzied caterwauling, miaowing and scratching at the door that he had to be removed from the unit. Clearly, he wanted to be in the room and was not happy about being told he had to stay away.

His insistence was all the more peculiar because although Oscar purrs contentedly as he nestles close to those who have just hours to live, he normally prefers to stay aloof from human company.

As Dosa puts it, "Oscar is not usually particularly friendly. He actually doesn't like spending time with either patients or staff. Sure, you can usually bribe him with some food if you want to, but that's about it."

So what draws him so strongly towards those who are nearing the very end of their lives?

"That's actually the most puzzling part of it," observes Daniel Mills, a specialist in veterinary behavioural medicine at Lincoln University. He believes the idea that a cat, or indeed another animal, might be able to intuitively sense the proximity of death is not nearly as fanciful as it seems.

"Animals are particularly sensitive to a whole range of cues of which we are not always aware and can pick up on minute chemical changes," he explains. "For example, you can train a dog to predict an epilepsy fit in a patient before they even sense it themselves, or even detect cancer, so it seems reasonable to suppose you might be able to train a cat to detect that a person was terminally ill, particularly as they have such a good sense of smell.

"The challenge is that it's hard to see what the cat might get out of it. After all, the person they've gone to sit with dies - so why should it engage in that sort of behaviour?"

He postulates that one 'admittedly far-fetched' reason might be that metabolism changes shortly before a person dies, "and often the body makes a last-ditch surge. So perhaps they get a little warmer, and the cat seeks them out because of that. It would be very interesting, macabre though it sounds, to see video footage of this happening, to get a better insight."

Others have also speculated that the cat might be responding to physical signals - subtle changes in smells and hormones - not fully understood by humans but detectable to the whiskery feline nose.

Laurie Cabot, the 'official witch' of Salem, Massachusetts, where the infamous 17th century witchcraft trials were held, has another theory.

In her view, Oscar is acting as a 'familiar' - the term witches of old used to refer to the cats who were their constant companions - which means that he is in psychic communication with the patients he visits.

"He knows they are going to die because he is picking up on their brainwaves," says Cabot, a descendant of a family that arrived in America on the Mayflower with the Pilgrims. "Science has found that the brainwaves of cats never go into Beta mode, they are always in Alpha. And it is in the Alpha range that all psychic things happen.

"This little cat Oscar knows all the patients in the unit and he is trying to help them, just like the cats that I've always kept will curl up on my chest and try to heal me if I feel upset or am ill. In this case, though, Oscar is not trying to heal, he is clearly trying to help these people walk over into the other world."

Cabot might find further support for her theory in the fact that Oscar does not leave the patient after they have died, preferring to stay with the body until the undertaker arrives. Then those who have cared for the patient escort the corpse out in a procession to honour the patient. Oscar, because he lives in the locked dementia unit, is not allowed off the premises, but he always walks with the funereal procession to the door, and watches as it leaves.

Dr Teno shares Cabot's idea that Oscar is a compassionate cat, but she prefers a slightly more prosaic explanation for the way he behaves.

"He's not a bad omen," she says, "He comforts the dying patients - and what's striking is that, in a centre that offers a real gold-standard in end-of-life treatment, Oscar seems to be mimicking the behaviour of those who work there. He makes the room feel like more of a homely setting, and has become part of the soothing ritual."

Certanly, some relatives of those who have had the 'Oscar experience', feel his contribution was positive. "Oscar's presence gave a sense of completion and contentment," says Jack McCullough of East Providence, whose mother and aunt both died at Steere.

"What could be more peaceful than a purring cat? And what sound more beautiful to fill one's ears when leaving life? He brought a special serenity to the room."

Not everyone might agree; but although Oscar is the only one of the home's six cats to behave in this way, he might not be unique.

Since his story began to hit the American papers, his nursing home has received dozens of e-mails and letters from people all over the world who say they know a cat that appears to have similar powers.

And as long as Oscar continues to predict, rather than to curse, there can surely be no harm in it.

[Mixitron M. Storm]

Ovo umiksovati sa Bubba-Ho-Tep.om i eto dobre pričice BTW svi vlasnici mačaka znaju kako im se maca nađe pri ruci kad god su kilavi. Ovaj je samo imao prakse i prakse.

[sivka]

Nisu moje ali su divne...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&feature=related

[sivka]

[godclone]

Do I look like someone who cares what God says?

[angel011]

Divne slike.

I divne mačke, naravno.  

[angel011]

Nije moje (očigledno   ), al' je preslatko: