Srpski vampiri

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Iz enclikopedije vampira


The Resurrection of Arnold Paul


Date: 1727
Country: Serbia


Subject Arnold Paul (or Paole) was born in the early 1700s in Medvegia, somewhere north of Belgrade. He was in the Turkish Serbia army, when in the spring of 1727 he returned to his hometown. After buying land and becoming a farmer, Arnold started seeing a woman from a neighboring farm. They later became engaged and he was reported to be good nature.

For all of Arnolds good fortune, he had a certain gloom in his personality. He told his beloved that during his war days, he was attacked by a vampire. Arnold tracked the vampire back to it's grave where he killed the evil enity. After the vampires death, Arnold said he then ate some of the dirt from the tomb and bathed in the creatures blood to clense himself of the effects of the attack!

A week after telling his bride to be his incredible story, Arnold died a victim of a fatal accident. He was buried immediately.

Strange things began to happen. Three weeks after his funeral, there were reports of Paul being sighted over different areas. Four of the people who reported seeing Paul, had died of very strange circumstances. Because of the reports, panic spread through the community. On the 40th day after Pauls death, the community leaders had his body exhumed to diside if Paul was a vampre.

With two military surgeons present, the coffin was opened. What was found was a body that showed no decompostion. The surgeons found new skin under a layer of old dead skin. The fingernails had continued to grow even in death! The surgeons made an incision in the body and blood flowed from the incision.

With all present it was determined that Paul was indeed a vampire! The leaders staked the body through the heart and a groan was heard from the corpse. To insure permanent death, the head was cut off and the body was burned. To make sure no other vampire appeared, all of Pauls victims were treated to the same disposal.


The Peter Plogojowitz Case


Date:1828
Country:Serbia

The subject, Peter Plogojowitz, lived in Austrian-occupied Serbia, not far from where Arnold Paul once lived. Peter died in September 1828, at the age of 62. On the third day after his funeral, his son reported that Peter entered the son's house in the middle of the night and asked for some food. The son gave Peter some food which in turn Peter ate and promptly left. Two days later, Peter returned again for some food, but this time the son refused. The next morning the son was found dead. Soon after, people of the village soon became exhausted and tired. Doctores found most of the people had a excessive loss of blood. Of those who were ill, nine died during the following week. Survivors reported seeing Peter in their dreams, biting them on the neck, then sucking their blood.

After a village meeting, the community leader had a report sent to the commander of the Imperial Army. The commander responded by paying a visit to the village. The commander had all recent graves opened and the bodys examined. Peter was found breathing very gently and looked as if in a trance. His eyes were opened, flesh plump, complexion ruddy, new grown hair and nails, and fresh skin under his scarfskin. But the most important observation was fresh blood around and in the mouth!

Without a doubt, concluded the commander, Peter was a vampire! The commander had the forsight to bring an executioner with him. As soon as the executioner drove a stake through Peter's heart, blood gushed from the wound and out of the body's orifces. Peter's body was then burned untill nothing was left. All the victims were protected by placing garlic and whitehorn in their graves and reburied.

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Bosnia-Herzegovina - blautsauger

The blautsauger is a hairy vampire with no skeleton. It can turn into a rat or a wolf. The blautsauger attempts to get people to eat dirt from its tomb so they'll become vampires. Scattering hawthorn flowers along the road from its home to the tomb will slow it down



    what a fuck is blautsauger      


Croatia - pijawika / kuzlak
Croatia was the site of one of the first vampire epidemics of the modern age - in 1672 Giure Grando late of Khring on the Istrian peninsula, apparently returned from the grave and caused many deaths.

To kill a pijawika: cut off its head and stick it between its legs!

A kuzlak is created when an infant is not breast-fed enough and dies.



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Yugoslavia - vlkodlak / mulo / vukodlak

In 1725 villagers of Kisilovo in the Vojvodina region of Serbia reported that Peter Plogojowitz had returned from the grave - the Austrian government report on this incident used the word 'vampire' for the first time.
The French version of the word 'vampyre' was introduced into the language seven years later when Arnold Paole was blamed for dozens of deaths of people and cattle around the town of Medvegia, Serbia. He was apparently bitten by a vampire while fighting on the Turkish front in Kosova. The detailed description of his corpse being dug up (with growing hair, flesh complexion and fresh blood evident) as well as his dramatic staking became one of the best selling government reports ever.

A Serbian vlkodlak looks drunk, is over 20 years old and (jel se neko prepoznaje?)can only be undead for 7 years then having to repeat the process elsewhere. It causes eclipses and can be killed by piercing its navel with a hawthorn branch and setting it on fire with vigil candles.

A mulo is a dead gypsy who wears white and is active all day and night. It will boil the women it wants and debone them. To dispatch it - call in a dhampir (a vampire's degenerate son) who will defeat it in combat.

The Montenegran vukodlak can turn into a wolf and only goes out in the full moon. Crows will not near its tomb.

heheh
ovo je sa BBC-a

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...a...e...


CRNOGORSKI VUKODLAK?!?!?!

[Ghoul]

E, AVETINJO, ZNAO SAM DA ĆEŠ DA SE PRIMIŠ NA NACIONALNOJ OSNOVI (AKO SU TI CG-MEN UOPŠTE NACIJA...).

Ko to kaže, ko to laže, Crna Gora mala-
Nije mala, nije mala, vukodlaka dala...

[Truba]

ljudi stvarno ste barabe

dirate radne ljude crne gore stvarno vam nije fer

[iNCUBUs]

...a...e...

:o
CRNOGORSKI VUKODLAK?!?!?!
:!:

Ako tvrde da imaju poseban jezik i posebnu crkvu, zašto ne bi imali i vukodlaka? :)))

[Ghoul]

Pazi ti ko se javlja, crveni blautsauger, i još ima obraza da nekog ovde naziva barabom!

'Ajde stvarno, Commie, kao čovek na terenu i licu mesta, reci nama koji su sad pa ti blautsaugeri, i kad smo već na tematici THE WORLD'S GREATEST BOSNIAN MYSTERIES, reci šta je bilo sa onom čudnom zverkom koju su našlu u Zenici pre 2 godine?

[iNCUBUs]

... i kad smo već na tematici THE WORLD'S GREATEST BOSNIAN MYSTERIES, reci šta je bilo sa onom čudnom zverkom koju su našlu u Zenici pre 2 godine?

Misliš li na onu oderanu mačku, kunu ili šta već? :))

[Truba]

         

kada se sjetim zenice i dinosaurusa kojeg su ubile hrabre babe
         

čovječe kakve gluposti mogu napisati novinari
a veterinari su pokazali svoje znanje
skoro deset dana nisu mogli utvrditi o kojoj se životinji radi pa su počele kolati glasine o dinosauru iz praistorije

   

obična kuna zlatica ili neka podvrsta (nikada nisam saznao pravo ime)
uglavnom ništa horor

[SANdMAN]

skoro deset dana nisu mogli utvrditi o kojoj se životinji radi

tako ti je mala moja kad (analno, kunu zlaticu ili neku podvrstu) ljubi bosanac...