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Džek

#3800
15-12-2012, 06:54:49
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

PTY

#3801
15-12-2012, 07:57:05

Vampirella

#3802
15-12-2012, 14:09:40
Satan my master.

Palmer

#3803
16-12-2012, 16:58:54
S(t)imulator jahanja  :!:

Ace Power Fitness Dub

Savajat Erp

#3804
16-12-2012, 18:58:59
Прогноза за следећу недељу :)

Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

tomat

#3805
17-12-2012, 22:12:42
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Savajat Erp

#3806
17-12-2012, 23:25:21
Крадем!  xcheers
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

tomat

#3807
18-12-2012, 00:21:13
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#3808
18-12-2012, 01:30:14
Komšija, imaš par sveća? a ja ti dam balon vode koji sam dobio od komšije ispod za baterijsku lampu, može?
A i ne bi bilo loše da imamo priliku da nekoliko dana ne moramo/možemo da radimo ništa...
osim da se priberemo i zamislimo nad sobom i preispitamo... svoje prioritete, na primer :)
Film ... Do kraja sveta, Vim Venders, ko je gledao, gledao, zna o cemu se radi...
 
Ako bude tako, da se ne iznenadis....
   
Jula 2012 stigla je informacija da je NASA objavila da ce zemlja uskoro uci u "nultu ravan".

1. U jesen i zimu 2012/2013 u Tibetu i na severnoj polulopti Zemlje bice toplo.
21.decembra 2012.nasa Zemlja ce uci, zajedno sa citavim Suncevim sistemom
u galakticku "nultu ravan".To je jedna postojeca ravan, gde nece biti struje i gde
ni u jednom predmetu nece funkcionisati elektricitet.
   
2. Na citavoj Zemlji 21. dec. 2012.oko 10 sati po Moskovskom vremenu
za nekoliko minuta ce svugde da se smraci i nastace potpuna tisina.
Nece biti nikakve svetlosti, struje,nece raditi telefoni, internet itd., i nista
nece funkcionisati.
   
3.Ovaj mrak ce izazvati kosmicke iluzije,slicne sevanju, i u ljudima ce izazvati
  razne iluzije, koje ce trajati 3-4 dana. Ne treba se ni od cega plasiti.

4.Na kraju ce se opet pojaviti Sunce,i opet ce se osetiti spokoj i mir.
Zivotinje ce osetiti dolazak "kosmickog mraka"pa ce se sakriti.
ljudi u gradovima ce mozda drugacije reagovati na te dogadjaje,pa ce
mozda biti vise smrtnih slucajeva,a neki ce psihicki popustiti.
Moguce je da ce 10% covecanstva umreti.

5.Bilo bi dobro da se pripremimo na tu promenu ciklusa,pa da obavimo i
zavrsimo sve nase poslove i obaveze za 2012. godinu.

6.20. decembra 2012. iz gradova idite na selo,povedite vasu decu, uzmite
sve vase dokumente, pare, Pripremite rezerve hrane za 2 meseca, jer ce se
elektricne instalacije tesko i polako dovesti u red.
Dobro je ako kuci imate rezerve vode, svece,drva za grejanje, i pec na cvrsto
gorivo, jer struje nece biti. Naravno ni TV ni druge komunikacijske veze nece raditi.
U danima mraka vazno je da prozore zamracite,nemojte gledati kroz prozor, a nemojte
verovati ono sto vidite i cujete, i nemojte ici na ulicu. Ako ipak morate, nemojte se
previse udaljiti jer mozete zalutati, jer zbog nedostatka svetlosti mozete izgubiti osecaj
za orijentaciju. Necete videti ni svoje ruke. Nemojte se plasiti.

7Kad se opet pojavi svetlost nemojte se odmah vratiti u gradove nego ostanite
do proleca. Zemlja ce iz "nulte ravni" definitivno izaci tek 7. februara 2013.
Tada ce se vec i saobracaj normalizovati.
   
8.Vlade svih zemalja su dobile ovu informaciju o "nultoj ravni", ali ljudima ne mogu
  ili ne zele da pomognu.Bilo kakva zastita gradjana ili evakuacija nece funkcionisati
zbog nedostatka struje,nedostatka mogucnosti komunikacije i zbrke u saobracaju.
Mozemo iskljucivo racunati samo sami na sebe.
   
9.Zbog situacije prodora Zemlje preko"galakticke nulte ravni" ce promeniti ljude,
pa ce se okrenuti spiritualizmu. Prioriteti ce se okrenuti, i u razvijenim i u zemljama
u razvoju formirace se novi pogledi, naucni, spiritualni,novi sistemi zastite zdravlja,
novi odnosi medju ljudima: bice vazni postenje i  moral. To ce biti pocetak nove epohe
  razvoja covecanstva.
   
Ako o temi ovog dopisa neko sazna vise, ili ima sa drugog jezika neki drugi prevod
molim da objavi.
Ovaj tekst je preveden sa ruskog na slovacki, pa na madjarski i posle na srpski jezik.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

дејан

#3809
18-12-2012, 12:42:52

кад из панчева одеш на планину....

H3a9899da


преузето са вукајлије
...barcode never lies
FLA

zakk

#3810
18-12-2012, 13:02:09
šta pokušava ta mačka? oO

http://i.imgur.com/k48XW.gif
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

дејан

#3811
18-12-2012, 13:30:30
...barcode never lies
FLA

Džek

#3812
19-12-2012, 08:53:34


Srpska bajadera, seckana laserom.
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Agota

#3813
19-12-2012, 11:50:13

Pogledaje što se dogodi ukoliko na temperaturi od -41u zrak bacite kipuću vodu

Iliti kako napraviti svoj oblak! TAH DAH !! :)

http://tv.jutarnji.hr/video/show/da9ad3ec29cdf41cbe32ebc55bb6afce
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

дејан

#3814
19-12-2012, 12:48:43
...barcode never lies
FLA

mac

#3815
19-12-2012, 13:10:29
Moto kuće House je urnebesan, ali ostatak mi ne deluje dovoljno upečatljivo.

tomat

#3816
19-12-2012, 13:24:15




Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#3817
20-12-2012, 16:53:21
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Milosh

#3818
20-12-2012, 17:10:20
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

pokojni Steva

#3819
21-12-2012, 10:14:07
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

tomat

#3820
21-12-2012, 21:35:04
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#3821
22-12-2012, 17:01:01
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Džek

#3822
22-12-2012, 22:51:17
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Džek

#3823
22-12-2012, 22:55:34
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

tomat

#3824
23-12-2012, 00:30:22
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Agota

#3825
23-12-2012, 23:04:36
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Albedo 0

#3826
24-12-2012, 20:24:16

zakk

#3827
25-12-2012, 23:23:33


u iskušenju sam!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Karl Rosman

#3828
26-12-2012, 02:49:15
Najbolje potrosenih 25eur - u najavi!  :| :| :|
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

pokojni Steva

#3829
26-12-2012, 03:05:39
Uf, mala s obranicom antispetik služi!
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

tomat

#3830
26-12-2012, 10:03:38
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#3831
26-12-2012, 16:07:50
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#3832
26-12-2012, 16:20:46
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

mirkiekishka

#3833
26-12-2012, 20:31:51
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=pd_sbs_k_1
Customer reviews:
"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."
... itd.  :D

Agota

#3834
27-12-2012, 11:16:05
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Josephine

#3835
27-12-2012, 18:30:28


Palmer

#3837
27-12-2012, 21:17:45
tuc pac tupatupatuc pac

http://breadfish.de/

Agota

#3838
27-12-2012, 21:32:32
 meni ovo moze da ide i na topik song koji mozete slusate do besvjesti  :-D :-D :-D
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Palmer

#3839
27-12-2012, 23:27:54
Može, slažem se, ali me mrzi da razvijam fuzzy logiku gde priapda više  :lol: evo kad ti dosadi prvi ti pusti drugi, i tako po ceeo daan...  :lol:

http://www.leekspin.com/

zakk

#3840
28-12-2012, 01:04:48
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

tomat

#3841
28-12-2012, 12:53:09
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Palmer

#3842
28-12-2012, 14:12:02
Eh ta urođena  crnačka iskrenost, kako da se čovek ne sažali, naravno, ide i remix na song koji...

Sweet Brown's Cold Pop Escape

pokojni Steva

#3843
30-12-2012, 00:21:05
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

tomat

#3844
31-12-2012, 02:25:29
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

pokojni Steva

#3845
31-12-2012, 11:54:06
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Džek

#3846
31-12-2012, 17:35:48
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

tomat

#3847
01-01-2013, 17:13:41
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#3848
02-01-2013, 00:20:23
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Alexdelarge

#3849
03-01-2013, 13:03:40
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.
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