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Alexdelarge

moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Karl Rosman

Auuuu...kakav blast from the past! Secam se ovog kao da je bilo juce!!!

A tek EPP. Bravo Tomate!  xcheers
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

tomat

pitanje za dame: kojeg mladića bi izabrale, od ponuđena tri?
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

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mirkiekishka

Quote from: tomat on 27-02-2013, 15:04:24
3K - Ko će koga - Frikoteka , Crème de la crème

rećemo da je ovo odlično.  xrofl

- Znači, ja bih svoj život drugačije organizovao kad bih imao mogućnost da se ponovo rodim. - mudre reči  :-|

ali A ćirilicom ili latinicom  xfoht

Znala sam da će Žaki da izabere trojku.  8)

Karl Rosman

Quote from: tomat on 27-02-2013, 15:36:26
pitanje za dame: kojeg mladića bi izabrale, od ponuđena tri?

Trojka je logican izbor za emancipovanu Zaklinu. Voli covek prolece u Irskoj i Skotskoj zbog, brojnih ovih, uh...er...umph...svega onog sto ima u Skotskoj!  xrofl

Kec je klasican ljakse (vidi se po severnobatajnickom akcentu), a Bosanac se, recemo, samoeliminisao.  :twisted:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Palmer

Našu ranu sekslualnost i prve utiske o muško-ženskim odnosima, sa malog ekrana formirali su mladić broj 1, mladić broj 2 i mladić broj 3. I posle od nas drsko traže da budemo normalni. eh tužnog li detinjstva.. uvek se setim onog crtanog filma kojim nas je Sloba spremao za sankcije kad devojčica umače skamenjenu krišku hleba u vodu i uz bolno piskutav glasić snebivljivo izgovara majci: ''Umočiću''.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Father Jape

Tipičan pajtonovski skeč.  :lol:
Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

Melkor

Australijanstvo daje poseban smek, zar ne? :)

Inace: http://mrjohnclarke.com/media/post/the-front-fell-off/
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Džek

Slutim da je nekoliko muzičara poginulo prilikom snimanja ove reklame...


Zastava 101 - reklama


... koja mi je uterala trajni strah od stojadina.
Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

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Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

mirkiekishka


tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

shrike

"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Dzimi Gitara

Quote from: Karl Rosman on 27-02-2013, 16:21:21
Quote from: tomat on 27-02-2013, 15:36:26
pitanje za dame: kojeg mladića bi izabrale, od ponuđena tri?

Trojka je logican izbor...

Trojka je Bizzaro Jerry!

Kamenje iz džepova http://kamenje.blogspot.com/

Karl Rosman

Recemo da se svi slazemo.  :!:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

mirkiekishka


Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Berserker

moze neki highlighted moment ili prepricavanje emisije, nemam stomak da sat vremena gledam sve ovo.

Karl Rosman

Ja pogledao sve, i nisam se pokajao! Mada, prvih 15min je sasvim dovoljno za one sa osetljivom probavom. Kakva Sagita, kakvi bakraci...
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Ghoul

Quote from: Karl Rosman on 03-03-2013, 18:02:12
prvih 15min je sasvim dovoljno za one sa osetljivom probavom. Kakva Sagita, kakvi bakraci...

te glupače barem nisu nakazne ko ova naša, znači, verovatno se barem može pogledati.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Karl Rosman

Nemoj tako Ghoule.  :(

Ima medj' gostima i jedan sa titulom doktora.  :wink:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Josephine

Quote from: Karl Rosman on 03-03-2013, 18:25:33
Ima medj' gostima i jedan sa titulom doktora.  :wink:

:lol: mudri Karl

Usul




Jedan "prosveceni" komentar na emisiju RTS-a http://www.rts.rs/page/tv/ci/story/17/РТС+1/1276306/Време+је+за+бебе.html.
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Loni

Quote from: Usul on 04-03-2013, 02:21:27



Jedan "prosveceni" komentar na emisiju RTS-a http://www.rts.rs/page/tv/ci/story/17/РТС+1/1276306/Време+је+за+бебе.html.


Izvini, ali šta je problem u gledištu ove žene.
Iskreno je rekla ono šta misli velika većina.
Da li je velika radost imati dete koje je osoba sa posebnim potrebama?

Dacko

Logično je da se pominjanje normalnosti odnosi na familiju i roditelje, a ne na decu, tj. da je za roditelje i familiju, pod uslovom da su normalni, svako dete beskrajna radost bez obzira na pol. U suprotnom bi sporni deo morao da glasi ,,pod uslovom da je normalno", a to ne piše i nema razloga ni da se učitava. To što autorka veze nema s pravopisom ne podrazumeva da zbog toga neće znati da složi rod i broj imenskog dela predikata sa subjektom na koji se odnosi – u maternjem jeziku to se još u detinjstvu spontano usvaja. 

Kimura

Quote from: Dacko on 05-03-2013, 13:30:39
u maternjem jeziku to se još u detinjstvu spontano usvaja.

Pod uslovom da ste normalni.  :mrgreen:

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.


zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

divča

Meni ovaj mladi zemunac simpatičan, dok je ovaj baja što mu proviruje tribal-lucerka tet ispor šulje just plain stupid  xuss
And every life became
A brilliant breaking of the bank,
A quite unlosable game.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

zakk

Nova loklizovana mema:

Sve žene kopaju, samo Rita Ora.
Svi ljudi vole Snikers, samo Bruno Mars.
Svi ljudi imaju kuću, samo Aleksandra Stan.
Sve djevojke su ljudi, samo Marta Miš.
Svi vole SO, samo Justin Biber.
Svi su ljudi svinje, samo DJ Krmak.
Svi muškarci su očevi, samo Edo Majka.
Svi smo mi ljudi, samo je Dario Srna.
Svi ljudi miksaju, samo Lionel Messi.
Svi muškarci imaju obični, samo Sulejman Veličanstveni.
Svi nose grudnjak, samo Dado Topić.
Sve su žene zmije, samo Dara Bubamara.
Svi voze svoj auto, samo Neda Ukraden.


i tako...
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.