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#4600
14-12-2013, 19:05:38

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#4602
17-12-2013, 17:15:22

Agota

#4603
17-12-2013, 19:45:14
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

дејан

#4605
18-12-2013, 11:22:17
...barcode never lies
FLA

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#4606
19-12-2013, 14:18:07

pokojni Steva

#4607
23-12-2013, 21:03:29
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

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#4608
24-12-2013, 02:29:58

shrike

#4609
24-12-2013, 11:34:26
Ovaj lik iskidan od ranog jutra. Vidite mu oči samo.
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

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#4610
27-12-2013, 03:04:43
http://deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year-1486766986/@dodai


pobjeda godine

"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

Josephine

#4611
27-12-2013, 12:23:30
Hahahaaaa, jel ovo već neko postovao?


Here's What Christmas Morning Would Look Like Through the Lens of Your Favorite Directors

The Auteurs of Christmas

Dr00d

#4612
27-12-2013, 20:23:50
There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

Dr00d

#4613
28-12-2013, 21:07:22
Pitanje, pre svega za Mehu imam osećaj da će on znati, a dobrodošli su svi sa odgovorom.

Po ko zna koji put vidim ovog mučenika



pa sam zapitao kako je on dospeo u tu situaciju da na ovaj način postane poznat?  :mrgreen:
Treba mi poreklo ovo meme, ali ne znam kako da izguglam...
There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

Dr00d

#4615
28-12-2013, 21:22:52
To je to, fala Bato!
There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

Alexdelarge

#4616
30-12-2013, 23:41:31
■ Zašto ljudi uz dupli cheeseburger i veliku porciju pomfrita naruče light coca-colu ???
■ Zašto žene ne mogu staviti maskaru zatvorenih usta?
■ Zašto da bismo ugasili Windows moramo prvo kliknuti na dugme 'Start'?
■ Zašto ne postoji hrana za mačke s ukusom miša?
■ Zašto je igla koju upotrebljavaju za eutanaziju sterilna?
■ Zašto peremo peškire koje smo koristili nakon kupanja? Zar ne bismo trebali biti čisti u trenutku kad se brišemo njima?
■ Zašto piloti kamikaze nose kacige?
■ Kad zadaviš strumpfa, kakvu boju on tad poprimi?
■ Kako table s natpisom 'zabranjeno je gaziti travu' dospeju na sredinu travnjaka?
■ Šta je to čovek pokušavao uraditi onog trenutka kad je otkrio da krava daje mleko?
■ Ako je reč u rečniku nepravilno napisana, kako ćemo to primetiti?
■ Zašto taj stari Noje nije zgnječio par komaraca?
■ Zašto prodavnice otvorene 24 sata na dan imaju brave i katance?
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

scallop

#4618
31-12-2013, 13:22:15
Quote from: Alexdelarge on 30-12-2013, 23:41:31
■ Zašto ljudi uz dupli cheeseburger i veliku porciju pomfrita naruče light coca-colu ???



Imao bih odgovor na ovo pitanje:
- Dupli cheesburger i velika porcija pomfrita ne mogu da se naruče tamo gde ima piva. (Lično iskustvo)
-
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

Karl Rosman

#4619
31-12-2013, 13:43:55


"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Alexdelarge

#4620
31-12-2013, 14:28:10
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Agota

#4621
31-12-2013, 16:14:38
Quote from: Alexdelarge on 30-12-2013, 23:41:31

■ Zašto žene ne mogu staviti maskaru zatvorenih usta?


Mislim da ne disem pravilno u tom momentu. Ja bih se ugusila. Prosto. 8)
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

tomat

#4622
02-01-2014, 21:42:58
ovo komotno može i na temu o vegetarijanstvu :)


Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

дејан

#4623
13-01-2014, 13:27:19

:shock:
QuoteNigerian Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns In Front Of His Congregation

http://www.reportghananews.com/nigerian-pastor-tries-to-walk-on-water-like-jesus-then-drowns-in-front-of-his-congregation/
...barcode never lies
FLA

Agota

#4624
15-01-2014, 12:02:59
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

pokojni Steva

#4625
15-01-2014, 15:27:22
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Meho Krljic

#4626
15-01-2014, 19:03:50
Skoro šest milijuna pregleda za jedan dan:

Devil Baby Attack

mac

#4627
15-01-2014, 19:23:01
Ljudi bi ustuknuli i da je samo cepanica to što uz urlik iskoči pred njih. Ako izuzmemo taj prvi šok momenat onda ovde nema skoro ništa da se vidi.

tomat

#4628
15-01-2014, 22:20:44
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Petronije

#4630
17-01-2014, 18:32:01
Ovo je baš matoro ali urnebesno  xrofl
Arm the Homeless

Karl Rosman

#4631
17-01-2014, 20:35:45
Slatkice.
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

RedSonja

#4632
17-01-2014, 21:54:21
pa dobro, da nije sovjecka nego zapadna produkcija pljunuti bekstrit bojz,šta :)))

Karl Rosman

#4634
20-01-2014, 08:14:21
SVE te jeb'lo.  :-D



"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Karl Rosman

#4635
20-01-2014, 15:06:40
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

tomat

#4636
22-01-2014, 13:12:37
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#4637
23-01-2014, 18:31:03
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

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#4638
28-01-2014, 02:56:54

Josephine

#4639
28-01-2014, 18:22:11

Karl Rosman

#4640
30-01-2014, 02:41:54
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

дејан

#4641
30-01-2014, 10:38:56
...barcode never lies
FLA

Meho Krljic

#4642
30-01-2014, 10:44:58
Ryu!!!!!!!!!  :-| :-| :-| :-|

Agota

#4643
30-01-2014, 13:25:32
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

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#4644
03-02-2014, 20:42:08

Agota

#4645
04-02-2014, 14:35:37
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Agota

#4646
04-02-2014, 15:02:15
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

дејан

#4647
05-02-2014, 12:12:41
...barcode never lies
FLA

Agota

#4648
05-02-2014, 13:46:47
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

tomat

#4649
06-02-2014, 12:31:28
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.
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