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Started by Melkor, 30-10-2009, 02:39:54

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tomat

Vilmoš Kauboj, po prvi put jezdi kroz naše snove!
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

možda je fejk, a sa druge strane možda i nije

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.


Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Meho Krljic


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  RENO KLIO!

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Karl Rosman

tel. broj je legitiman.
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

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jadni li će biti kad uđemo u EU, pa oni neće moći da spavaju od zgoda srpskih, pune će novine biti

trebali bi da šaljemo Mirroru sve Vulinove avanture, ko kako kenja u centru prestonice, kako su Bečejci pomuzli bika, ili ovo porno pogrebno preduzeće koje je Rosman našao

možda nas Mirror i plati jbt

Karl Rosman

Came for the video, stayed for the music...

http://youtu.be/bfadLkmOCVY
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"


tomat

ako ti ovo ne obezbedi žensku

Quote15
Language is tight. Don't swear a lot, but use the following tricks.

    (a) Say "Word" instead of Okay.
    (b) Say "Yo" instead of Hi.
    (c) Say "Peace" instead of Bye.
    (d) Use some cool foreign terms once in a while.

ništa neće.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Linkin

To je da kroz 20 godina objasnis sinu kako si smotao mamu: "ma glupaca odmah pala kad sam joj umesto hi rekao yo"   :D

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

дејан

што рече мој друг, срамота! није скинула етикету са ципеле!
...barcode never lies
FLA

mac

Meni je ovo okej. Bog je rekao da se širimo i množimo, zar ne? Ako imaš Hrista u srcu promiskuitetnost je ne samo dozvoljena, nego i poželjna. I Raspućin bi se složio.

tomat

možda je ovo neka vrsta molitve. ili samokažnjavanja, njen položaj mi ne deluje previše udobno.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

дејан

не знам јел глупос' или генијалнос'


...barcode never lies
FLA

Petronije

Ovo je glupos'. Obratiti pažnju na detalje.


Arm the Homeless

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

ALEKSIJE D.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0324305/?ref_=tt_ov_wr
Umetnička duša, pisac, producent... Zasluženo mesto na imdb.

Petronije

Arm the Homeless

tomat

bome će ga povrediti ako postupa šnjim ko na slici 2.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

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ne kapiram, pišu o henddžobu a postave sliku masturbacije 8-)

pokojni Steva

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?



Mica Milovanovic

Nije smešno. Kao ex-golman malog fudbala, potpuno ga razumem. U vreme mog detinjstva (jel to kad su živeli dinosaurusi, pitao je moj sin) sočiva još nisu bila izmišljena i jako dobro se sećam sebe u ulozi Skota Sterlinga. Da su moja deca priređivala meni to što sam ja mojim roditeljima (razbijene arkade svakih mesec dana) ja bih već odavno bio u gorem psihičkom stanju nego što sam sada... Imam jednog druga koji mi je sam tri puta razbijao naočare... Jadan Skot... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mica

Petronije

Arm the Homeless

Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Petronije

QuotePornHub koji dnevno posećuje 41 milion ljudi, odlučio je da svoju popularnost iskoristi u dobre svrhe.

"Svakog dana konzumiraju se milioni sati sadržaja za odrasle, a time se troši velika količina energije", pišu iz PornHuba na posebnom sajtu.
"Odlučili smo da uradimo nešto po tom pitanju. Predstavljamo vam Wankband: prvu tehnologiju koja vam omogućava da volite planetu tako što volite sebe".
Traka stvara energiju dok se pomera gore-dole, odnosno prilikom masturbacije, zahvaljujući kinektičkom punjaču.
Može se povezati USB-om sa pametnim telefonima, tabletima i računarima i pružiti im 100 odsto održivu energiju.   

Ima i slika...


Arm the Homeless

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Stipan


tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Barbarin

Jeremy Clarkson:
"After an overnight flight back to London, I find myself wondering once again if babies should travel with the baggage"


džin tonik


tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

džin tonik