PREDLAZEM
da na ovo kachite svoje omiljene neverovatno lude vesti.
evo jedne:
SANTA FE, N.M. - A couple returned home from a week-long
vacation to an unpleasant surprise: the legs of a dead man
dangling from their ceiling. Police identified the man as
Carl Smith, 81, and he was the ex-husband of the woman who
lived in the home. "He was stuck in an air conditioner duct,"
said Trish Ahrensfield, a spokeswoman for the Albuquerque
police. Police said it seems the man was attempting to break
into the home via the roof and died while trying to enter
through the air conditioner duct. The couple said their
house was cold when they returned and they went to the
bathroom to check if the heater had been turned off. When
they looked at the ceiling, they saw the legs hanging down.
pa nije bas moja omiljena vest, ali total and utter crazy, jeste ......cula sam da se u mom gradu (valjda na dan doceka nove godine) srusio helikopter sa sve deda mrazom pravo ispred opstine ..i povredio neke silne ljude ....napravio neku gadnu stetu ...itd etc .....joj bruke i sramote :oops:
Bill Martin, a Quaker in Hudson, Fla., has a dream of a fam-
ily friendly, Christian-themed nudist community in a Tampa
suburb. He wants a place not unlike the paradise described
in the book of Genesis, before Adam and Eve ate illegal
fruits, acquired shame and fashioned fig leaf clothes, the
Orlando Sentinel reports. "The Bible very clearly states
that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were
naked. When people are in right with God, they do not have
to fear nudity," says David Blood, executive director of the
project. Martin wants to call the "naturist" park Natura,
where there would be an open church, a giant water park and
nude volleyball.
MELBOURNE - Australian triple-killer and self-proclaimed
woman-hater Paul Denyer wants a sex-change operation so he
can live behind bars as a female. "There's no counting
what's between his ears," one source told the Melbourne
Herald-Sun. "For a man who hated women, he's certainly ada-
mant." Denyer, serving a 30-year minimum sentence for the
murder of three young women, has filed a Freedom of Infor-
mation application for details on government policy on sex
changes for inmates. The request comes on the heels of a
failed bid to wear makeup in Barwon Prison. Prison officials
are flummoxed by Denyer's desire to become a woman. When
asked by detectives why he killed the three women in 1993,
Denyer explained, "Just hate 'em." Psychologist Ronald Con-
way said the consequences of a sex change are massive. "I
defy any psychiatrist to sanction this. It is gambling a
great deal," he said. "How he would use a sex change in the
prison environment, God only knows."
+------------- Bizarre History Test Answers --------------+
The following is a sample list of "history" of the world
from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by
teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade
through college level.
The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-
Duck by a surf [e, gavrilo, gavrilo... :x ], ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.
Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly
noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off
the trees.
On April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot
in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show.
The believed assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a suppos-
edly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
George Washington married Martha Curtis and in due time
became the Father of Our Country. The Constitution of the
United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility.
Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to
keep bare arms.
One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English
put tacks in their tea.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes.
He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John
Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife died
and he wrote "Paradise Regained." :!:
ZAN-INDIJA-SLONOVI
Pijani slonovi stradali od strujnog udara
GUVAHATI, Indija, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - CCetiri divlja slona
koja su se napila od pirinccanog piva, ubio je strujni udar possto su
navalili na dalekovod koji se srussio na njih, saopsstile su danas
vlasti indijske drzzave Megalaja, na severoistoku zemlje.
ZZivotinje su postale potpuno razuzdane possto su ispile nekoliko baccvi
piva.
"Possto su se opili pivom od pirincca, slonovi su potpuno pobesneli i
sjurili su se na dalekovod", rekao Frans presu jedan ssumar. "Jedan
elektriccni kabl pod visokim naponom pao je na krdo i na licu mesta
usmrtio ccetiri slona."
Bilans je mogao biti i tezzi da se ostalih 20-ak zzivotinja, osetivssi
opasnost, nije razbezzalo.
Divlje slonove privlacci pirinccano pivo koje proizvode seljaci u
drzzavama Megalaja i Asam, i zzivotinje ponekad, kad se napiju,
naprave znatnu sstetu.
Prema poslednjem popisu slonova koji datira iz 1999, u tim dvema
drzzavama ima ih 7.200, od 10.000 koliko ih ima u celoj Indiji.
Majkl Dzzekson za sudjenje okaccio srpski orden
PRAG, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - Majkl Dzzekson (Michael Jackson),
optuzzen za seksualno zlostavljanje maloletnika, nosio je stari sprski
orden prilikom prvog pojavljivanja na sudu u Santa Mariji, izjavio je
danas jedan ccesski istoriccar.
"To je oreden belog orla treche klase Kraljevine Srbije, sa lentom
crvene i bele boje", rekao je Frans presu Pavel Simunek, struccnjak za
ordenje u Istorijskom institutu ccesske vojske.
Orden je ustanovio 1882. kralj Milan Obrenovich (1854-1901) koji se
inspirisao francuskom Legijom ccasti.
"Godina 1882. je vidljiva na naliccju ordena koji je nosio Dzzekson,
possto ga je pevacc okaccio naopako", objasnio je istoriccar.
Na osnovu raspolozzivih fotografija nije, medjutim, moguche jasno
utvrditi da li je Dzzekson (45) nosio originalni orden ili dobru
kopiju, dodao je Simunek.
...i treci komat iz jorove firme za obmanjivanje javnosti:
Nema sskole dok se ne occiste kraljeve livade
MBABANE, 20. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - Kralj Svazilenda Msuavati
Trechi odlozzio je za nedelju dana poccetak sskolske godine da bi
uccenici zavrssili ccisschenje kraljevskih polja od korova, ssto je
tradicionalna duzznost prema kralju u ovo doba godine.
Ministar za informisanje Temba Msibi je preko radio-televizije
obnarodovao kraljevski dekret koji se odnosi na visse od 30.000
osnovaca i srednjosskolaca.
"Zbog obaveza prema kralju koje i dalje traju, po nalogu njegovog
visoccanstva, naredjujem da se poccetak nove sskolske godine pomeri za
naredni utorak, da bi odredi mogli da zavrsse posao koji im je kralj
poverio", najavio je ministar.
CCisschenje od korova livada koje pripadaju kraljevskom domenu u
Ludzinidzini, 16 kilometara od glavnog grada Mbabane, deo je ritualnih
sveccanosti koje se odrzzavaju u periodu od novembra do januara, a
koje potvrduju kraljevu moch.
NEW DELHI - An Indian diamond merchant is stuck with the
crappy job of digging through cow dung after his prize cow
swallowed over 1,700 small diamonds. Dilubhai Rajput had
stored the bag of diamonds, worth almost $900, in a stack of
hay at his home in Gujurat state. He hadn't considered that
his hungry cow would find the jewels and make them his meal.
The cow is now feasting on a diet of grass, grain, fruit and
laxatives and Rajput has recovered 300 diamonds in three
days. "I am sure within a week I will retrieve all my dia-
monds," Rajput was quoted as saying. It was not known why
he had chosen to hide the diamonds in the hay.
Mladozzenja (85) ubio zzenu (82) zbog neverstva
====================================
Starost - mudrost. Ma nemojte kasti? [to kaze Jor]
====================================
MADRID, 21. januara 2004. (Beta-AFP) - SSpanac star 85 godina ubio je
nozzem suprugu staru 82 godine, samo pet dana posle venccanja, possto je bio uveren da mu je neverna, prenosi sspanska sstampa.
Drama se dogodila u staracckom domu u Almendralehu, na zapadu zemlje, gde su se supruzznici upoznali.
Huan Hil (Juan Gil) je Matildu Agredu visse puta izbo kuhinjski
nozzem, tokom svadje koja je izbila u njihovo sobi.
Prema svedoccenju nekoliko izvora koje citira list "ABC", Hil je rekao
da je video "nekoga kako ulazi u njihovu sobu i pomislio da mu je
neverna". "Ona je samo moja i niccija visse", dodao je starac.
[a sad ja: pa dobro, ovo kao razlog jos i mogu da razumem. glupo bi bilo da ju je ubio jer je otkrio da nije nevina :lol: ]
[These are actual notes taken from patient charts.]
"The patient complains of a dry cough that hurts when he
coughs and also when he takes deep breaths for 4 days."
"While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home."
"Patient had waffles for breakfast, and anorexia for lunch."
"The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis
which goes to his feet."
"Patient was alert and unresponsive."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year."
"The patient has no past history of suicides."
"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints."
"Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
"The other foot has the missing toe."
sto dobar ovaj topik= ja, sam na njemu... :lol:
steta sto nema vise ovakvih...
jao sto je dobar topik!
evo jos malo:
BERLIN - Germany's government knows how to take care of its
frogs. It is spending $285,200 to construct a tunnel for
frogs to use to avoid the dangers of busy streets. Ruediger
Zech, a local council spokesman, said the tunnel would allow
native varieties of toads, frogs, and other amphibians to
safely reach a nearby lake. The creatures had previously been
carried across the road in buckets by volunteers from nature
protection groups. Construction for the tunnel is being
funded by the foreign ministry and is a part of a package of
environmental measures agreed to when the ministry took over
the Villa Borsig. The tunnel will be located near a training
center for diplomats on the outskirts of Berlin.
+------------- Bizarre Driving Test Answers --------------+
Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
PORTLAND, Oregon - Arnold Schwarzenegger is baack - this
time in the form of a beer. Portland Brewing Co. has created
a new brew called "Governator" beer that CEO Jerome Chicvara
is surprised California brewers didn't think of first. The
brewers designed 3,200 cases bearing the Pumping Iron label
that are meant to be an amusing tribute to the governor of
California. Chicvara thought of the idea while joking around
with his kids and their friends, who had combined the words
"governor" and "terminator" into "governator." "And I thought
that's good, that could be a beer," Chicvara said. "Sometimes
we get carried away, but we did this for fun." The bitter ale
is only being sold in California and comes in a 22-ounce
bottle with a label featuring a muscular figure posing like a
body builder.
Angered by the popularity of Japanese words etched on the skin
of white people, award-winning tattoo artist Andy Sakai took
out his revenge by replacing requested symbols with ones
carrying vulgar meanings. One victim, college student Brandon
Smith, went to Sakai to have the symbols for "strength" and
"honor" inscribed on his chest. Twenty minutes later, Smith
left the tattoo studio with the symbol for "small penis"
embedded in his flesh. Though he didn't realize it at first,
Smith got the hint after jogging through campus and having a
group of Asian students calling him "Shorty".
Several other Caucasian victims have fallen prey to Sakai's
vengeful needle. Though he'll most likely lose a lot of
business as a result of his actions, Sakai feels he has done
a valuable public service for his fellow man "by labeling all
the stupid people in the world."
+--------------- Bizarre Sporting Failures ---------------+
Wallace Williams ran in the 1979 Pan-American Games marathon,
but was so slow that by the time he reached the stadium it
was locked and everyone had left.
To fight the heat in the 1950 Tour de France, Abd-El Kader
Zaag drank a bottle of wine and promptly fell off his bike.
After sleeping it off by the side of the road, he got back
on and rode off - in the wrong direction.
Russian athlete Ivanon Vyacheslav was so excited to win a
medal at the 1956 Melbourne Olympics that he threw the medal
high into the air in jubilation. Unfortunately it landed in
Lake Wendouree where, despite a frantic search, it remains
to this day.
Preparing for a bout at the 1992 New York Golden Gloves
Championships, boxer Daniel Caruso psyched himself up by
pounding his gloves into his face. In doing so, he broke
his nose and was declared unfit to box.
After beating 1,000 rivals in a 500-mile race, Percy the
racing pigeon flopped down exhausted in his Sheffield loft
and was promptly eaten by a cat.
LOS ANGELES - Students of the online New Canoe University,
based in Sausalito, will now have the opportunity to learn
how to sell their bodies and rack in the dough. "Body Bucks:
How to Sell Your Body to Science While You're Still Alive,"
is the latest course offered by the university. "By selling
bodily fluids and participating in medical experiments, a
human being can earn $20,000 or more per year," said course
instructor Bob Heyman. "This is literally the only business
out there where you can always carry your assets with you
and they're renewable to boot." The course gives students
lessons in making money by legally selling their blood,
sperm, eggs, hair and bone marrow, and by participating in
paid medical trials and research.
uf...
bio sam jednom, pre par meseci, na ivici toga da svoje nesudjene sinove prodam, ali nudili su premalo para... a i nekako mi ih zao, iako su tako mali, i tek potencijalni...
JOHN O GROAT, Scotland - A former Royal Marine, dressed only
in footwear and headgear, has managed to walk across Brit-
ain in the buff, braving cops and cold for nearly 1,000
miles. Steve Gough, 44, of Eastleigh, Hampshire, set off
from Cornwall in southwestern England June 16, headed for
the northeastern coast of Scotland. By hiking naked he
hoped to draw attention to what he considers Britain's
"outdated" indecency laws. Thursday he finally made it to
John O' Groats on the Scottish coast, having spent 57 nights
in a tent and 140 nights in various jails at a total cost to
taxpayers of more than $90,000. "My body is part of me and
it is not shameful. It's who I am," said the former Royal
Marine.
normalno. 8)
kikikikikikikikikikikikikiki
Sud u Arizoni, SAD, oslobodio je četrdesetdvogodišnju Sandru Bejli krivice za izazivanje opšte opasnosti, za koju je ona bila optužena, nakon što je na autobuskoj stanici grada Tuson, pucala iz lovačke dvocevke. Gospođa Bejli izjavila je na suđenju da je zapravo pucala u smrt, koja je došla po njenog supruga Džona i da je na taj način svom suprugu spasila život. Po njenom svedočenju, ona je tog jutra, dok je ispraćala Džona na lokalni autobus, na trenutke videla fantomsku devojku, kako obigrava oko njenog muža. Nakon što je autobus sa njenim mužem napustio stanicu, pojava devojke je bila toliko jasna, da je Sandra otišla kući po staru porodičnu dvocevku, a potom se vratila na stanicu, na kojoj je, kako je izjavila na sudu, pucala i ubila fantomsku devojku, za koju je kajsnije shvatila da je bila smrt. Njen suprug, Džon Bejli, naime, jedini je preživeli putnik lokalnog radničkog autobusa, koji se tog dana survao u provaliju u blizini grada Tuson, Arizona, SAD.... xuzi xgrim
Okej, okej. Imao sam svoju "rubriku" na forumu 7k sa bizarnim vestima. Nazvao sam je kutak za bizarni trenutak. Vidim da ovo poprima taj oblik, pa chu posegnuti malo za rezervama :lol:
Evo malo tračeva:
Orlando Blum se češao po stražnjici na prvom nastupu
Orlandu Blumu, zgodnom Legolasu iz trilogije "Gospodar prstenova", prvi glumački nastup doneo je sramotu i podsmeh, jer se, dok je bio na sceni, češao po stražnjici. Blum o tome kazuje ovako: "Uvek sam, kao dete, voleo da glumim, ali prvi moj nastup, kad sam imao četiri godine, bio je pomalo sramotan. Bio sam obučen u majmuna, a u kostimu je zbilja bilo vruće. Tako sam vam ja išao po sceni i češao se po guzici, a publika se apsolutno valjala od smeha".
Ova ja matora, ali antologijska :lol:
Dvoje mrtvih na svinjokolju
BUDIMPESSTA, 25. novembra 2001. (Beta-Rojters) - Tradicionalni
predbožićni svinjokolj u selu Darcašpuz na jugozapadu Madjarske
završio se tragično, pošto je jedan muškarac umro od strujnog, a
vlasnik svinje od srčanog udara.
Naime, jednog od gostiju svinjokolja, inače Hrvata po nacionalnosti,
ubila je struja dok je pokušavao da obori svinju amaterski
napravljenim aparatom za omamljivanje, prenela je državna agencija
MTI.
Taj dogadjaj toliko je uznemirio vlasnika svinje da je dobio srčani
udar i takodje umro.
Agencija nije javila ništa o sudbini svinje.
Quote from: "taurus-jor"Ova ja matora, ali antologijska :lol:
Dvoje mrtvih na svinjokolju
BUDIMPESSTA, 25. novembra 2001. (Beta-Rojters) - Tradicionalni
predbožićni svinjokolj u selu Darcašpuz na jugozapadu Madjarske
završio se tragično, pošto je jedan muškarac umro od strujnog, a
vlasnik svinje od srčanog udara.
Naime, jednog od gostiju svinjokolja, inače Hrvata po nacionalnosti,
ubila je struja dok je pokušavao da obori svinju amaterski
napravljenim aparatom za omamljivanje, prenela je državna agencija
MTI.
Taj dogadjaj toliko je uznemirio vlasnika svinje da je dobio srčani
udar i takodje umro.
Agencija nije javila ništa o sudbini svinje.
:lol: :lol:
Hrcak Heni pojavio se iz fotelje svog gazde posle nestanka dugog dve godine i cetiri meseca. xrotaeye
Zlatnu ribicu izlecila je akupunkturom Vu Li-Sija iz Alhambre u Kaliforniji. xvoo
RIJEKA (Beta)
Prilikom iskrcavanja banana sa holandskog broda-hladnjace ~Kul ekspres~ koji je pre dva dana stigao u rijecku luku, lucki radnici pronasli su leseve dvojice juznoamerickih slepih putnika, pise rijecki ~Novi list~. Pretpostavlja se da su se trojica Juznoamerikanaca ukrcala na brod u nameri da dodju do neke od severnoamerickih luka. Medjutim,oni su se, kako se veruje, zabunom ukrcali u holandski brod koji je krenuo za Evropu. Eksperti policije izjavili su da su slepi putnici najverovatnije umrli od dehidracije u hladnjaci, u kojoj je temperatura 13 stepeni. xspin3
BRISTOL, England - Although many college students face
rising debt, a college student in England is auctioning her
virginity on the Internet for cash. Rosie Reid, who attends
Bristol University, in Bristol, England, placed an ad in
cyberspace nine days ago and she said she's been flooded
with offers, the Herald Sun reported. The 18-year-old said
one offer was for $23,500. "I want to be able to concentrate
on my studies without worrying about money," said Reid, a
first-year student. "It seemed that my virginity was some-
thing really valuable, yet at the same time something I
could do without."
u najpoznatijem filmu o defloraciji, Dirty Dancing, za ime junakinje koju igra Dzenifer Grej saznamo tek posto se ona uputi u kolibu Dzeka ili Dzoa (Patrik Svejzi), jer je on tek tad pita za ime, do tad je svi zovu bejbi i ophode se prema njoj kao da je kucni ljubimac ili debil.
E, OVA JE STVARNO DOBRA!
Would you consider yourself an animal lover? If you live in
Sweden, that description takes on a whole new meaning. Defying
moral and ethical standards, sex with animals is legal in the
Scandinavian country. As a result, between 200 and 300 pets
are injured every year due to sexual assaults by their owners.
And why is this act not illegal? After homosexual sex was
decriminalized in 1944, the case for animal intercourse was
raised and seen as comparably justified. Since then,
veterinarians estimate that every 20th cat or dog that receives
treatment is there as a result of sexual assault.
In perhaps one of the touchiest police standoffs of all time,
a 20-year-old female suspected of dealing drugs battled police
for 10 hours after she shoved some crack in a crack of her own.
After being spotted, the woman reached into her pants and a
batch of suspected crack cocaine "disappeared". Unable to
convince the woman to produce the evidence, she was taken to
a San Francisco hospital for the drug's extraction. However,
non-compliance from the suspect and hospital staff forced a
legal standoff that spanned almost half a day. Finally, after
obtaining a "body cavity search warrant", police persuaded
the suspect to give up and take out the contraband herself.
HE HE HE...
An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to
be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent
exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges
of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part
of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not
well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen
his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too
convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to
convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge
and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry.
Posto je pogodjena u stomak pocetkom devetog meseca trudnoce, Evelin Pejdz iz Memfisa rodila je zdravu devojcicu sa metkom u grudima.
xbaby2
Od 1978. godine najmanje trideset sedam osoba poginulo je od strujnog udara pokusavajuci da pokrenu automat iz kog, posle ubacivanja novca, nije izlazio zeljeni predmet.
xfrenki
75 golubova pismonosa osudjeno je na smrt odlukom suda u Tripoliju 1963. jer su krijumcarili novac.
xhang
MAJČINSKI SAVETI NOKIJE :lol: :lol: :lol:
HELSINKI (Beta-Rojters) - Osim što je najveći proizvođač mobilnih
telefona na svetu, Nokia je, takodje, autor majčinskih saveta za
sigurnu vožnju, bolje zdravlje, srećniji život i fino ponašanje -
a to ćete saznati ako vam se čitaju vrlo sitna slova.
"Ne koristi mobilni telefon dok voziš. Signaliziraj kad menjaš
saobraćajnu traku, obavezno stani na crveno svetlo i obrati pažnju
na tog klinca na biciklu... I ne bi te koštalo života ako bi nazvao
svoju majku s vremena na vreme", navodi se u prodajnoj brošuri
Nokije.
"Niko te neće nazvati ako prijatelja nemaš", dodaje se u
propagandnom materijalu za Nokijin model 6800.
Predstavnik za štampu ove firme Peko Isosompi rekao je Rojtersu da se natpisom žele privući "mladi, urbani profesionalci sa dobrim smislom za humor".
Isosompi je ocenio da se porukama ovog tipa ne krši zakon. Prema
njegovim rečima, uz mobilni telefon su priložena sva standardna,
neophodna upozorenja, s tim što su dodata još neka.
Nokija, između ostalog, savetuje kupce da preko vikenda isključe
mobilne telefone i da u to vreme zaborave na posao, ukoliko žele da
požive duže.
Među savetima iz brošure su i oni koji se tiču zdravlja i lepog
ponašanja: "Kad koristiš mobilni u fast-fud restoranu, spusti malo
glas da ne gnjaviš druge. I poruči salatu. Mani se pušenja. Manje
pij".
Isosompu kaže da se o brošuri priča po internetskim sobama za
"čet".
"U stvarnosti, međutim, najveći broj ljudi natpis i ne primeti, jer
mala slova, normalno, niko i ne čita", dodao je on.
Serial killer blamed for 67 deaths
From correspondents in Shenzhen, China
February 2, 2004
A COURT today sentenced an ex-convict to death for 67 murders and 23 rapes - believed to be China's longest and grisliest killing spree.
Yang Xinhai, 38, waived his right to appeal after an hour-long, closed-door trial at a court in the eastern province of Henan, according to sina.com, a Chinese news website.
It cited reports from several state-run newspapers.
Yang's family did not attend the trial and it was not known if any family members of his victims were present, the reports said.
Yang committed his crimes in Henan and three other provinces after his release in 2001 from a police labour camp where he had been sent on rape and theft charges.
He was arrested on November 3 in the northern province of Hebei after police matched him with the description of a killer they were seeking.
Yang's motives are not yet known, although earlier reports said he had been dumped by his girlfriend and "desperately wanted to retaliate against society".
Reports today described Yang as mentally unbalanced, saying he would begin rambling and shouting after a few seconds of conversation.
Yang admitted his crimes and police matched his DNA with that found at several crime scenes, the reports said.
Details of the victims' identities or the exact circumstances of their deaths were not available.
State media said Yang went from city to city on his killing spree, sometimes travelling between towns by bicycle.
The Associated Press
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nego, koliki je rekord u broju zrtava?
Quote from: "zakk"
State media said Yang went from city to city on his killing spree, sometimes travelling between towns by bicycle.
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Favorit je ipak:
Quote from: "zakk"after an hour-long, closed-door trial
** УБИЦА ТЕЛЕТА УСТРЕЛИО И СТАРИЦУ
Истрага око убиства Катарине Жујкић из села Долови код Мајданпека још тапка у месту
Сурово убиство Катарине Жујкић (61) из села Долови код Мајданпека, чији је леш после интензивне потраге пронађен у близини потока код места Кракуфризан, не престаје да заокупља пажњу овдашње јавности. Њено наго тело, које је лишћем, грањем и земљом било закопано крај потока, пронашли су припадници борског и мајданпечког СУП-а после вишедневне потраге. Како је установљено, несрећна старица је усмрћена хицем из ловачке пушке. На њеним грудима била је уочљива велика прострелна рана, од које је Жујкићева тренутно издахнула...
...Због сумње да је убио несрећну старицу, био је саслушаван Чедомир Николић (34) из Мајданпека, који је погинуо у покушају да изврши самоубиство вешањем. Истрагом је утврђено да је Николић покушао да се на тераси свог стана на четвртом спрату у мајданпечкој Улици Хајдук Вељко обеси о држач телевизијске антене. Међутим, држач је услед тежине тела попустио, а Николић је пао на плочник с висине од 15 метара. Преминуо је на путу до Ургентног центра у београду.
У неготинском Окружном тужилаштву потврђено нам је да су поводом убиства Жујкићеве саслушавани и други осумњичени. Али, у интересу истраге, никакви други детаљи нису саопштени...
Љ. Трифуновић
-- преузето са сајта тимочке Крими ревије, www.krimirevija.co.yu
ТРАГИЧАН КРАЈ ВЕЛИКЕ ЉУБАВИ
ФЕЉТОН ТКР
ЦРНА МАГИЈА У СЛУЖБИ КРИМИНАЛА xvoo xvoo xvoo
Ово је прича о трагичном крају девојке која се отиснула у забрањене воде црне магије, како би осигурала љубавну везу са својим новим момком. Пошто га је врачарским путем и придобила, тако је мислила и да га сачува. Међутим, то се никада и нигде није догодило. Северинка је најпре обишла све хомољске врачаре, а потом и тимочке. Пренамиголаност и претераност у тим ђавољим работама одвеле су је на Голи Крш, где јој се у снежној вејавици губи сваки траг.
Dog rape attempt goes astray
From correspondents in Bangkok
February 4, 2004
A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.
Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.
Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.
He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.
But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.
Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.
He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.
Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
AAP
i'm on a roll. so is the world, by the look of this
Poginuo u pokušaju da izvrši samoubistvo!
:| xqqd xanix xchain xflowy :|
Quote from: "zakk"
He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy"
xph34 xjump
SAN DIEGO - To help adults get in the mood for love this
Valentine's Day, the San Diego Wild Animal Park is offering
special night tours that allow visitors to get up close and
personal to randy rhinos, horny giraffes and other sex-
crazed members of the animal kingdom. The tour, appro-
priately titled "Night Moves," is naughty by nature and
intended for adults only. An expert on the tour points out
the different animal courtship rituals, but park spokesman
Paul Garcia remarks "the rhinos usually get most of the
'oohs' and 'aahs.' They're not discreet at all." The tour
has been held annually around Valentine's Day for about a
decade, but interest has increased this year. Although the
tour costs about $100 a person, Garcia believes it will
sell out.
...a posle im kriv djavo kad neko, kao onaj u Bangcocku, zaskoci neku zivotinjku i pokusa da je siluje 'cause she's acting sexy'! :roll:
oduvek sam tvrdio da je razmnozavanje PRAVO koje treba debelo zasluziti, i da ga ne treba prepustati SVAKOME.
sledeca vest ilustruje to o cemu govorim:
HOLLAND, Mich. - Some parents will name their son after
the father, tacking a Jr. or II onto the end of his name.
This tradition was apparently too common for one engineering
techie who decided to add 2.0 to his newborn son's name. Jon
Blake Cusack persuaded his wife, Jamie, into naming their
child Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. Version 2.0 was born at Holland
Community Hospital last Tuesday, and he was taken home Friday.
Cusack said he wanted to name his son something different and
came up with the idea a few months ago. After encouraging his
wife to go along with it, she finally conceded a week before
the birth. The proud parents sent out an electronic birth
announcement after 2.0's birth. "I wrote in the birth
announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features
from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," said
papa Cusack.
U SAD-u postoje igrice sa hriscanskom tematikom:
Eternal Wars: Shadows of Light
ZADATAK: Proniknuti u samoubilacki um Dzona Koronada i odagnati aveti zla i samounistenja koji su mu zatrovali dusu.
ORUZJE: Mac bozanskog gneva koji siri smrtonosne talase
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Dzon, gresnik koji je izgubio veru u Boga, zelju za zivotom i podlegao porocima narkomanije, pornografije i samosakacenja.
Ominous Horizons: a Paladin's Calling
ZADATAK: Sile zla su unistile stamparsku presu Johanesa Gutemberga i ukrale mu Bibliju. Na vama je da je vratite i obezbedite dalje sirenje hriscanske vere.
ORUZJE: Pastirska palica kojom je Mojsije razdvojio Crveno more.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Veliki druid.Pagani iskusavaju hriscane.
Saints of virtue
ZADATAK: Upoznaj samog sebe. Putovanje kroz sopstvenu dusu kako biste se oslobodili tastine, gordosti i straha.
ORUZJE: Citati iz Sv. pisma.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Zlatousti guru, lazni prorok koji pokusava da vas zavede obecanjima laznih uzitaka.
inace, iz Zabavnika, ima i super slika (Isus drzi dzojstik, sa sve trnovim vencem na glavi) :shock:
BLISSFORD, England - An elderly British man who reported his
brother's death 18 months after the fact won't face any
criminal charges, The Telegraph reported Thursday. Pensioner
Herbert Silver, 72, lived in a mobile home with his brother
George for the past 12 years, and apparently the two bache-
lors kept to themselves, the newspaper said. "I thought
that there may have been something wrong when he didn't
appear," Herbert told police. "But I admit that I didn't go
into his room for a few hours, a few days. ... well quite a
while actually, which was a bit naughty really. In the end
I plucked up the courage to go and have a look," he said.
All that was left in his brother's bedroom were skeletal
remains. "A doctor came out and assessed me and I asked him
if I was bonkers but he said I wasn't," Herbert said. An
inquest is scheduled later this month.
bas su sasavi ti ameri *toc toc toc*
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Quote from: "otaku"U SAD-u postoje igrice sa hriscanskom tematikom:
Eternal Wars: Shadows of Light
ZADATAK: Proniknuti u samoubilacki um Dzona Koronada i odagnati aveti zla i samounistenja koji su mu zatrovali dusu.
ORUZJE: Mac bozanskog gneva koji siri smrtonosne talase
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Dzon, gresnik koji je izgubio veru u Boga, zelju za zivotom i podlegao porocima narkomanije, pornografije i samosakacenja.
Ominous Horizons: a Paladin's Calling
ZADATAK: Sile zla su unistile stamparsku presu Johanesa Gutemberga i ukrale mu Bibliju. Na vama je da je vratite i obezbedite dalje sirenje hriscanske vere.
ORUZJE: Pastirska palica kojom je Mojsije razdvojio Crveno more.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Veliki druid.Pagani iskusavaju hriscane.
Saints of virtue
ZADATAK: Upoznaj samog sebe. Putovanje kroz sopstvenu dusu kako biste se oslobodili tastine, gordosti i straha.
ORUZJE: Citati iz Sv. pisma.
ZABLUDE GRESNIKA: Zlatousti guru, lazni prorok koji pokusava da vas zavede obecanjima laznih uzitaka.
inace, iz Zabavnika, ima i super slika (Isus drzi dzojstik, sa sve trnovim vencem na glavi) :shock:
Voleo bih da znam kakvi sve debili sede u Zabavniku i lupetaju najgore gluposti i gadosti i uopšte ih nije sramota. Pazi, molim te, neki debili našli da se iščudjavaju što neko pravi "igrice" (UAAAAARRGGHHH!
xmgw xuss ) o religiji petine čovečanstva!
Šta sad? Smešno je što neko za umetnost koristi svakodnevnicu i mitologiju. 'Ajde da su bar nabrojali igre čiji su koncepti igranja suprotni samom hrišćanstvu, tipa Archangel i Messiah, ali ne! debilima je smešno što postoji "igrica" o hrišćanstvu xtwak i za to uzimaju primere najgore od najgoreg.
Naslov ovog zlodela TGS-a podseća, medjutim, na Of light and Darkness, avanture u kojoj vodite duhove raznih zlikovaca (medju kojima i Ivana Groznog, Marije Antonaete, Džona Vejna Gejsija (da, da) itd.) ka iksupljenju, izbavljenju i spasenju. 'Ajde da vidim nekoga bez IQ-a 180 i opšteg obrazovanja da prodje ovo hermetično remek-delo. A baš bi me zanimalo da li bi neki genije iz zabavnika shvatio šta se dešava da ga posadite pred igru.
Quote from: "ghoul"HOLLAND, Mich. - Some parents will name their son after
the father, tacking a Jr. or II onto the end of his name.
This tradition was apparently too common for one engineering
techie who decided to add 2.0 to his newborn son's name. Jon
Blake Cusack persuaded his wife, Jamie, into naming their
child Jon Blake Cusack 2.0. Version 2.0 was born at Holland
Community Hospital last Tuesday, and he was taken home Friday.
Malog ce u skoli tako da
bug-uju da ce mu totalno sjebati
driver za zivot i ima tako da
kreshuje da ce godinama morati kod psihijatra na
reinstalaciju.
Quote from: "Monsinjor Lurdusami"
Voleo bih da znam kakvi sve debili sede u Zabavniku i lupetaju najgore gluposti i gadosti i uopšte ih nije sramota. Pazi, molim te, neki debili našli da se iščudjavaju što neko pravi "igrice" (UAAAAARRGGHHH!
xmgw xuss ) o religiji petine čovečanstva!
Pazi ti, dete, sta pricas i kako se izrazavas, nisu se LJUDI IZ ZABAVNIKA, iscudjavali, clanak je iz te novine, a JA sam ga stavila na ovaj topik, kao strange but... Dakle ne diraj ZABAVNIK inace ces imati posla sa MOJIM PSIMA :evil:
Ja sam se iščudjavao debilima, a ti si napisala da je iz Zabavnika. Tvoji psi? Smejem se tvojim psima - mhuahahahaha!
SOFIA, Bulgaria - One very lucky drunken man is still alive
after entering the compound of a Himalayan bear at the Sofia
zoo and refusing to leave. The man leaped over the fence
surrounding the outside part of the bear's compound. He
plopped down on a piece of lumber, taunting zoo officials
and police who had hurried to the scene. "He was drinking
from a bottle of liquor and shouting to the police: 'Hey
come on, have you got the guts to come over here?'" :!: zoo
director Ivan Ivanov said. The door to the cage that held
the 330-pound female bear, Mila, was stuck, so she had to
watch the scene from behind the bars of her cage. "She is
not very friendly," Ivanov said. "She eats no meat, but she
could have mauled and even killed him; the guy was lucky the
cage door lock had got stuck." Zoo officials went into the
compound and locked the cage gate so that police could
capture the intruder.
NICE, France - A Frenchwoman became both bride and widow
during a wedding ceremony in which she married her dead boy-
friend. Dressed in a black suit, Christelle Demichel tied
the knot with the deceased groom, a former policeman identi-
fied as Eric, who was killed by a drunk driver in September
2002. Demichel told LCI television she understood "it could
seem shocking to marry someone who is dead," but her feel-
ings for him had not diminished. His body was not present for
the ceremony. A marriage like this is legal if the living
spouse can prove the couple had planned to marry before the
other died. The exchange of vows received authorization from
President Jacques Chirac. The ceremony was performed Tuesday
at Nice City Hall on the French Riviera.
sledeca vest je vec bila postovana na komsijskom [i domacinskom] skriming plenet- sajtu, ali za one koji tamo ne zalaze [sarma ih bilo!], evo:
CANBERRA, Australia - A snorkeler who was swimming on a reef
near Australia's east coast was attacked by a shark who just
refused to budge. Luke Tresoglavic swam to shore with the
predator still gripping his leg and then drove to a life-
savers' club to have it removed. :shock: "The shark just wouldn't
budge so he held onto it as it was thrashing around and
swam to shore," Tresoglavic's mother, Caroline, told Reuters
Wednesday. "It still wouldn't let got so he got into his car
and drove up to the lifesavers' clubhouse nearby for help.
Luckily he didn't panic or he could have ended up in trouble
in the water." Lifesavers hosed the wobbegong shark with
fresh water to remove it from Tresoglavic's leg, but it left
behind about 70 puncture marks on his limb. The Tresoglavics
buried the dead shark in their garden. :roll:
Ovo je za topik Fila Devila o ugrozavanju prava zivotinja.
Quote from: "svemirko"Ovo je za topik Fila Devila o ugrozavanju prava zivotinja.
ko zna dal je taj preziveo [bez]Obraznu gay zurku!?
+------------------- Bizarre Festivals --------------------+
Gotmaar Festival (India, September) - On the day after the
September full moon, the 45,000 residents of Pandhura divide
themselves into two groups and hurl rocks at each other
until sunset when the fighting ends.
Moose-Dropping Festival (Alaska, July) - The town of Tal-
keetna is host to an annual celebration of moose-droppings.
Stalls sell jewelry and assorted knick-knacks made from
moose-droppings. The highlight of the celebration is the
moose-dropping-throwing competition, where competitors
throw gold-painted moose-droppings into a target area.
Cheese-Rolling (U.K., May) - At 6 p.m. on Spring Bank Holi-
day Monday, local youths line up at the top of the hill
alongside a 7 pound circular Double Gloucester cheese. When
the cheese is released, the competitors hurtle down the hill
in an attempt to catch it before it reaches the bottom.
Grandmother's Festival (Norway, July) - First held at Bodo
in 1992, the festival sees grannies riding motorbikes, race-
horses, skydiving and scuba-diving. The star of the inaug-
ural event was 79-year-old Elida Anderson who became the
world's oldest bungee jumper.
La Tomatina (Spain) - This festival dates back to 1944 when
the fair at Bunol was ruined by hooligans hurling tomatoes
at the procession. Now each year the town stages a 90-minute
mass fight with 190,000 pounds of ripe tomatoes.
Running of the Sheep (U.S., September) - Reedpoint, Montana,
stages a gentle alternative to Spain's famous Running of the
Bulls. Each September hundreds of sheep charge down Main
Street for six blocks. Contests are held for the ugliest
sheep and prettiest ewe while shepherds assemble to recite
poetry.
SAMO ZA KRIPLA:
NEW YORK - Gail "Gee" Powell was tired of the same old thing
for birthdays and other special occasions, so she started
Rap-A-Gram, a unique New York message service. For $129.99,
the romantically inclined can choose from the romantic
Krush-on-U-Gram, Luva-Gram and Erotica-Gram, the Washington
Post reports. Those leaning toward the hip-hop can send the
Pimp-A-Gram, the Thug-A-Gram (for women who crave thug love)
and the Dis-A-Gram (for "those who's been hated on,
disrespected, cheated on, lied to or just can't stand some-
one"). For the poetically inclined, there is the Spokenword-
Gram option. Powell, 26, came up with the idea less than a
year ago, when her boyfriend celebrated a birthday. She
founded Rap-A-Gram with three partners. They have a Web site,
rapagram.com, but no real office space. Powell says they don't
need any: "I've got a cell phone and the Web."
-------------- Tunes to Help Toddlers Tinkle ---------------
LOS ANGELES - To help motivate toddlers to use the toilet,
Chicago mom Vicki Esralew has created a new DVD of music
videos entitled "I Gotta GO!" The DVD contains songs that
are supposed to encourage toddlers to discard the diapers
and go "potty" by themselves. One of the tracks is a reggae-
style tune called "Pull Down, Pull On" and has lyrics like
"Bye bye diapers/ Hello fun/ I can potty by myself/ No help
from no one." Another song, "I Have the Power," motivates
with verses like "I didn't know if I'd ever be ready/ Then
one day I said 'you know it's time to change my ways'/ The
time seemed right/ I'd seen the light/ Now I'm ready for
drier days." The DVD/CD package arrives in U.S. stores this
week.
'OCE LI NEKO DA MU NARUCIM OVO? :wink:
Cannibal horror
A CANNIBAL has been caught by cops as he cooked his victim's brain in a pan on the hob.
Horrified officers found the dismembered body of the dead man after they were called to a flat in East London.
Blood was splattered on the walls and floor — and the maniac was frying the brain in the kitchen.
The sickening discovery came after neighbours made frantic 999 calls about a "terrible attack".
The body, believed to be that of the 45-year-old bachelor tenant of the flat, had suffered multiple injuries including dismemberment.
One police officer leaving the scene on Tuesday evening was reported to have told a neighbour: "It's horrible. It's terrible in there."
A man was arrested at the flat in Walthamstow, East London.
Two women — aged 29 and 19 — were held in nearby Chingford but were both later freed.
Last night it was revealed that the murder suspect had been released hours earlier from a mental home. The victim, named by neighbours as Brian Cherry, is also believed to have received psychiatric treatment.
One neighbour said: "His mother died a few weeks ago. Brian didn't work. He lived on his own."
A number of weapons, believed to include knives, were seized at the scene and sent to forensic labs for examination.
A senior police source said: "One real possibility is that the body was being cut up and prepared for a meal.
"The brain was being fried in a pan on the hob when officers raided the flat. There are aspects of the Mental Health Act which are being addressed. Cannibalism is a motive that cannot be overlooked at this time."
BERLIN - A German bondage fetishist was practicing at home
when he got so chained up that he had to call police to come
release him. Police arrived at the home and received no
answer until the man came to the window and threw out the
house keys with his teeth. The officers were greeted by the
sight of a heavily-chained man waddling towards them on his
knees with his head down, wearing only shiny black leather
and white socks. "To visualise the appearance of the
afflicted party, one would have to imagine a penguin of
waist-height waddling with slightly protruding wings,"
Aachen police said in a statement. Police were able to
release the man using their own handcuff keys. "We suggested
in the future that he go to places where that sort of thing
might cost a bit more, but would definitely be safer for
him," the spokesman said.
--------------- Dinner Started With a Bang -----------------
HOWARD, Wis. - A man and his wife had to duck behind their
refrigerator when bullets began exploding in their oven.
According to Captain Craig Kohlbeck of the Brown County
Sheriff's Department, the husband had placed the ammunition
and three handguns in the oven before they went on vacation.
He explained to the officers that he thought the items would
be safer there if somebody broke into their home while they
were away. When they returned from their trip on Tuesday,
the wife turned on the oven to make dinner and the bullets
ignited, causing the couple to take shelter behind the
fridge. Luckily, nobody was injured.
EVO ZASTO SAM JA PROTIV DEMOKRATIJE:
NEWMARKET, England - British magistrates have convicted a
Newmarket woman of giving false information by registering
her cows to vote. The East Cambridgeshire District Council
said it was the second year running that Brenda Gould had
listed animals on her registration form, the BBC reported
Thursday. Gould, who last year registered cows Henry and
Sophie Bull and her dog, Jake Woofles, was fined $190 and
ordered to pay $208 costs. Gould said she and her husband
became irritated when the council sent a voter registration
form to the occupants of their barn. "We have this barn
where we keep two cows and we had a letter addressed to the
occupants of the barn," she said. "We ignored it and then
someone came around to ask why we hadn't filled it in. We
just thought they were being stupid. "We didn't tell any
lies. We just put down the names of the animals." The Goulds
said they wouldn't be repeating the prank.
xdirec Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
xqueen1 Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey
xuzi xblos
dodaj i preostalih 8 bisera :)
..ma to su vec opsta mesta= jedno vreme sam ih dobijao svakih 10-ak dana od ponekog prijatelja...
Quote from: "ghoul"..ma to su vec opsta mesta= jedno vreme sam ih dobijao svakih 10-ak dana od ponekog prijatelja...
Let's see...what can I do to this guy next? :roll:
To mi je hvala sto jedina posecujem tvoj topik.
Well he can't outsmart me, 'cause I'm a moron :wink:
Quote from: "otaku"Let's see...what can I do to this guy next? :roll:
=HMMM, I'M GETTING SOME IDEAS... :idea:
To mi je hvala sto jedina posecujem tvoj topik.
=DA, HVALA TI. ZA SVAKI KLIK NA MOJ TOPIK DOBIJAM PO 10 $ OD SPONZORA.
Well he can't outsmart me, 'cause I'm a moron
=OVO VEC NE BIH KOMENTARISAO...
Quote from: "ghoul"Quote from: "otaku"Let's see...what can I do to this guy next? :roll:
=HMMM, I'M GETTING SOME IDEAS... :idea:
To mi je hvala sto jedina posecujem tvoj topik.
=DA, HVALA TI. ZA SVAKI KLIK NA MOJ TOPIK DOBIJAM PO 10 $ OD SPONZORA.
Well he can't outsmart me, 'cause I'm a moron
=OVO VEC NE BIH KOMENTARISAO...
U, sunce ti, zar sam ja sve to rekla? :lol:
----------------- Just Pulling His Leg ---------------------
FREDRICKSBURG, Va. - A Virginia man has been charged with
pulling off a neighbor's prosthetic leg and beating him with
it during an argument. The fight started when the victim,
Michael Clapp, 38, discovered a bottle of medicine missing
from his Townsend Boulevard apartment Wednesday night, The
Free Lance Star of Fredricksburg, Va., reported Friday.
Clapp suspected his neighbor, 27-year-old Rodney Prophitt,
and went next door to confront him, city police spokesman
Jim Shelhorse said. Upon being confronted, Prophitt knocked
Clapp to the ground, then pulled off Clapp's artificial leg
and struck him with it several times. "At some point, Clapp
was able to grab his leg back, get back to his apartment and
call 911," Shelhorse said. Police charged Prophitt with
felonious assault and petty larceny. Clapp was treated at
Mary Washington Hospital for a broken nose and other facial
injuries.
OTTAWA - A student at Carleton University was having a spit-
ting contest with friends Saturday night when he plunged 11
floors off a downtown high-rise to his death. It appeared
that Ameer "AJ" Jinah took a running start in an attempt to
spit further than his two friends when he accidentally
launched himself over the balcony railing. The leaping
spitter was described by security guard Jason Armstrong as
"one of the classiest guys. He had a maturity beyond his
age." Actions speak louder than words in this case... :!:
Quote from: "ghoul"OTTAWA - A student at Carleton University was having a spit-
ting contest with friends Saturday night when he plunged 11
floors off a downtown high-rise to his death. It appeared
that Ameer "AJ" Jinah took a running start in an attempt to
spit further than his two friends when he accidentally
launched himself over the balcony railing. The leaping
spitter was described by security guard Jason Armstrong as
"one of the classiest guys. He had a maturity beyond his
age." Actions speak louder than words in this case... :!:
classic Darwin Award
human gene pool is slightly better off without HIS chromosomes, that's for sure!
--------------- Their Health Was At Stake ------------------
MAROTINUL DE SUS, Romania - A Romanian family convinced a
late relative was a vampire dug up his body, pierced it with
wooden stakes and removed his heart. Gheorge Marinescu said
he led the family's graveyard expedition to dig up his
brother-in-law Petre Toma's grave to snuff out the vampire.
Toma died last year at the age of 76. Marinescu said his
wife, son and daughter-in-law were all sick because Toma
drank their blood before he died. "I decided to unbury him.
I've seen these kinds of things before," Marinescu said.
"We took his heart and he sighed when we stabbed him. We
burned it, then dissolved the ash in water. The people who
had fallen sick drank it." Marinescu said his family got
better immediately. For good measure, they pierced the body
several times with wooden stakes. Police were planning to
exhume the body again to determine if desecration charges
would be filed.
jos malo ghoulish news:
A group of employees at the Urgel Bourgie funeral home in
Montreal, Quebec, Canada have been on strike since December
with demands for better wages and greater job security. In
order to make their voices heard, approximately 50 workers have
been seen clapping and cheering at recent funerals and
viewings. Mourning families, including that of a 73-year-old
man who lost his wife of 50 years, have been shocked and
outraged by the actions of these ignorant employees.
he he, paj'te sad ovog kriminalca: ovo je stvarno creeepy!
Police in southern Texas are seeking a Barbie doll-wielding
man who has been stalking a residential neighborhood, the
Houston Chronicle reported Tuesday. Pasadena police say the
man is masked as he knocks on doors while carrying a Barbie
doll. The man, clad in black clothes, doesn't say anything
but continues knocking while waving a Barbie doll. One resi-
dent, Debbie Cryer, said that the man came to her house four
times in the past week. "He waves the Barbie doll. He'll
take the doll (in his hands) and hold it with its legs
spread open. He takes the Barbie doll and he shakes it...
It's the only part of him that moves. He stands directly
straight and he'll just move the Barbie doll. And then he
strokes the hair sometimes," she explained. A neighbor told
officers a man wearing a black mask waved a Barbie doll in
front of her peephole early Friday. He fled over her backyard
fence when she answered the door, police said.
Evo= pa posle, nek staje na ludi kamen ko je blesav:
+------------- Bizarre Wedding Day Disasters --------------+
A French bride was arrested at her wedding reception in 1995
for stabbing the groom with the knife they had just used to
cut the wedding cake.
Right before he was due to conduct a wedding in West York-
shire, Father Rodney Chapman tripped over a bible :evil: , crashed into the aisle :evil: and broke his foot :evil: . With blood streaming down his face :evil: , he managed to marry the couple before going to the hospital.
When the future George IV got married to Princess Caroline
of Brunswick in 1795, he was so drunk he had to be carried
to the altar by his two ushers. During the ceremony, he rose
at one point as if trying to escape. Later, when asked by
the Archbishop if there was any impediment to the marriage,
the groom started to cry. After briefly visiting the marital
bed that night, he fell asleep in the fireplace.
=SHAMPION!!! :!:
Newlywed Kal Thorpe left All Saints' Church, Erdington,
Birmingham, in August 1986 to discover that the wedding car
had been stolen.
At a wedding at Kingston, Surrey, in 1973, the vicar fell
ill and a replacement had to be found at short notice. Then
the bride fainted when the groom put the ring on her finger
and, despite attempts to revive her, remained unconscious
for 20 minutes.
On the day of Princess Maria del Pozzo della Cisterno and
Amadeo, the Duke of D'Aosta's wedding, Cisterno's mistress
hanged herself, the palace gatekeeper cut his throat, the
colonel leading the wedding procession collapsed from sun-
stroke, the stationmaster was crushed to death under the
wheels of the honeymoon train, the King's aide died when he
fell from his horse, and the best man shot himself. Other-
wise, everything went smoothly...
FORT DODGE, IOWA - A paramedic was fired and denied benefits
after allegedly handling a corpse in an inappropriate
manner. Scott Kirkhart was fired from Trinity Regional Medi-
cal Center after he stuck his fingers in the mouth of a
corpse which he was taking to the morgue. A security officer
present had a "strong reaction," to the incident, according
to state records. As a result, Kirkhart shoved his fingers
into the dead person's nostrils and later grabbed the per-
son's breast and said "honk, honk." :shock: Hospital officials say
he admitted to putting his fingers in the dead person's
mouth but denied the other accusations. He argued at a hear-
ing that his benefits should be paid to him since touching
a corpse is not unusual in training practices, but the judge
disagreed, saying that Kirkhart wasn't in training at the
time and that it is inappropriate to desecrate a body.
--------------- Putting the Pieces Together ----------------
WAKEFIELD, England - A court battle is under way in the
northern English town of Wakefield where a couple was
unaware the house they bought was a "house of horrors." :lol: Alan
and Susan Sykes filed the lawsuit after watching a crime
documentary that recounted how a biologist from Leeds
University had killed his 13-year-old adopted daughter 20
years ago and chopped her body into 105 pieces, which were
then hidden around the house. As the couple watched the
video, they noticed the home looked rather familiar. It was
then they came to the eerie realization that the hideous
crime had occurred in their home. They claim they would
never have bought the house in Wakefield if the sellers,
James and Alison Taylor-Rose, had told them about the
recent history of the $150,000 property. Parts of the girl's
body were hidden under the floorboards; others were secreted
in plant pots and a coffee jar. Some were never found.
BOSTON - Ian Klein was tired of seeing his overweight sister
struggling to find relationships. So he decided to create
a matchmaking website where like-sized people could come
together. Overweightdate.com caters to the larger population
and has become quite popular. The site focuses on the "Big,
Beautiful Women" and "Big, Handsome Men" market, but attracts
the chubby-chasers as well. Klein says his sister has now
been in a relationship with the same man for "quite some
time." He claims that millions of people are using his site
and since 64 percent of Americans are considered overweight,
his site caters to the majority of the population.
greota da postavljam novi topik o abn-u, ali moram barem ovde da navedem neke bisere za one koji nisu povlashceni da primaju ABN-ov nenamerno-humoristicki chain-letter:
ABN kao filmski krititchar: odlomak iz njegovog osvrta na FRANKENSTAJNA Keneta Brane:
Film takodje ima ogromne kolitchine onoga shto je u
ameritchkim filmovima izrazito glupo, drastitchno
glupo, a to je, da kad neko nastrada, svi urlitchu
njegovo ime i trtche iz sve snage ka njemu, iako time
otchigledno samo mogu da odmognu (ili da i sami
nastradaju) a ne mogu ama bash ni najmanje da pomognu.
Na primer: ubica je pucao iz prikrajka, ne vidi se
tatchno odakle, i pogodio je nekoga, i taj neko sad
lezhi na parkingu, ranjen. Svi ostali likovi se
dernjaju, izvikujuchi njegovo ime, i jedan po jedan
pritrtchavaju, da bi ubica mogao da pogodi i njih i na
kraju da odsheta neuhvachen, neotkriven. Shta onaj
prvo pogodjeni ima od toga shto ga oni svi intenzivno
obaveshtavaju kako se on zove – a onda i sami poginu?
Ili, neko je 100 metara udaljen, i vidi se da je na
njega pala zhica sa strujom i da je sevnulo i prasnulo
– udarila ga je struja. Shta on ima od toga shto che
trkatchi ka njemu da izvikuju, uporno, iz sve snage,
kako se on zove?
Apsolutno treba snimiti jedan film u kome jedan
Amerikanac ulazi u minsko polje, i nagazi na jednu
minu, a onda sa svih strana pritrtchavaju neki njegovi
poznanici vitchuchi kako se on zove, i svi nalete na
mine, a onda hiljade, hiljade drugih postupaju tako
isto, izvikujuchi nebrojena imena jedni-drugih, pa i
oni svi nalete na mine, dok se ne napravi planina
barem 1500 metara visoka od njihovih tela ili dok neko
ne shvati koliko je to glupo. Glumpavo.
Pa, nije valjda da oni to rade i u stvarnom zhivotu?
Glupost slitchnih razmera je ono kad vozatch
znatchajno blene u suvozatcha i vozi dalje, pet
sekundi . . . deset . . . petnaest . . . ne
gledajuchi kuda vozi.
To su, dakle, neke od mana ovog filma, ali, on ima i
svoje vrednosti.
a sad, ABN kao nautchnick, zatchudyien geoloshkhim misterijama Marsa:
Ne vidi se
mehanizam kojim bi milijarde kubnih kilometara vode
bile podizane nazad ka nekim visijskim terenima, da bi
se odatle slivale ka nekoj niskoj geografskoj (da ne
kazhemo nadmorskoj) visini. I kao da su te
hiper-ogromne reke zahvatale, svojom shirinom, vishe
od polovine ukupnog kopna, a tek to ne bi moglo biti:
reka mora da bude, ipak, relativno uzana u odnosu na
kontinent, koji mora biti mnogo shiri od nje. Dakle,
erozija na Marsu je nerazumljiva zato shto zahvata
prevelika prostranstva.
------------ You Got a License for That Razor? -------------
LEXINGTON, Neb. - The women residing in the Midwestern town
of Lexington, Nebraska better get used to bristly kisses from
their male counterparts until mid-summer. The town's mayor,
John Fagot, has implemented a "ban" on shaving for every man
in town over the age of 21. Unless in possession of a shaving
permit, beardless males could face being dunked in a horse tank
or other absurd punishment. The playful law was put into place
to get the town in the spirit of this summer's Plum Creek Days.
A tradition since 1939, those found clean-shaven will be
arrested and taken to Kangaroo Court, which is to be held every
Friday starting June 4 and will include "trumped-up charges
and fun sentencing," according to Fagot.
In Pryor, Oklahoma, Mayes County prosecutors have filed felony counts against a local man and a couple for allegedly binding the couple's 8-year-old boy and piercing his genitals with a hog ring.
Authorities said 36 yr old jimmy Elrod, his wife 38 yr old Denise Elrod, and their house-mate 37 yr old Robert Crane, were charged earlier this week with injury to a child and lewd molestation. The Elrods are the adoptive parents of the boy and his 9-year-old sister.
Following the arrest, the siblings were removed from Crane's home and placed in protective custody. Authorities arrested the Elrods and Crane after the boy was examined by a doctor at Tulsa's juvenile justice center. Denise Elrod told deputies that the boy was tied up at night to stop him from masturbating, and that the hog ring was applied for the same reason. Crane and the Elrods are each being held on $200,000 bail and are facing a prison sentence of ten years.
------------ Questioning Her [Senti]mentality --------------
It is not unusual for people to collect things, such as
coins or stamps. However, it is a little odd to have a
collection of body parts. For actress Drea de Matteo, who
plays Adriana La Cerva on the television series The
Sopranos, sentimentality leads to her desire to collect bits
and pieces of those who mean the most to her. She has just
added to her bizarre collection by becoming the proud owner
of her brother's teeth. "He sent me all his teeth in the
mail. He had one side of his mouth replaced. I like to keep
things. I'm sentimental." However, De Matteo's strangest
keepsakes rest in a jar on her bedside table - the testi-
cles from her Great Dane. She remarked, "He's still alive.
I show them to him every time he misbehaves. I think he
knows they're his."
kako neko bez muda uopste moze da se 'misbehave'= is beyond me!
WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - A huge food fight at the Spring Haven
Retirement Community resulted in a man taking a bite out of
another's arm and other residents suffering minor injuries.
The whole fracas began after a dispute at the salad bar.
Resident Lee Thoss was picking through the lettuce, much to
the disgust of William Hocker, who was in line behind him.
Hocker told Thoss that nobody wanted to eat food he had
been touching, causing Thoss to yell and curse at him.
Hocker informed police and called Thoss a nasty name. Then,
according to witnesses, Thoss started punching Hocker in
the face. In the full-out fight that followed, Allen Croft
attempted to grab Thoss, who bit his arm. Thoss' mother,
Arlene, who also lives at the home, tried to break up the
fight and ended up with a cut arm. All involved did not
press charges, but administrators have asked Lee Thoss to
leave.
------------ Her Spirits Weren't the Holy Kind -------------
WARSAW - A Polish Benedictine nun might have to break her
drinking habit after she was busted for drinking and driving
and might be heading to jail. According to a police report,
the 45-year-old nun drove a tractor into a car while
intoxicated outside her convent in southwestern Poland.
Darius Waluch, police spokesman in the Polish town of
Dzierzoniow, said that she will be charged with drinking
and driving and causing an accident, which holds a prison
sentence of up to two years. Waluch said the nun was 17
times over the country's legal alcohol limit for driving.
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Born-again female Pentecostal seeks male acolyte for
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***
ALISO VIEJO, Calif. - Concerned city officials considered
banning foam cups after learning that the "dangerous" chem-
ical dihydrogen monoxide was used in their production. Then
the red-faced officials learned that dihydrogen monoxide,
or H2O for short, is the scientific term for water. "It's
embarrassing," said City Manager David J. Norman. "We had
a paralegal who did bad research." The paralegal believed
information posted on an official looking Web site that
described dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless
chemical" that can be deadly if inhaled. The City Council
had planned to vote next week on a proposed law that would
have prohibited the use of foam cups at city-sponsored
events. The measure has since been pulled from the agenda.
-------------- Hard Up for Some Treatment ------------------
VILLA GONZALEZ - Some men have problems even achieving an
erection, but one unfortunate guy in the Dominican Republic
was suffering from a hard-on that lasted six days. 25-year-
old Ignacio Cabrera became a tourist attraction after
admitting himself to the hospital. Nurses, doctors and even
members of the public at Jose Maria Cabral and Baez Hospital
showed up to get a glimpse for themselves. Doctors told
Cabrera that emergency surgery was needed because the
condition could have left him impotent if it went untreated.
Since Cabrera denied taking sexual stimulants, the hospi-
tal's director said he could be suffering from a rare form
of anemia that can give men erections for long durations of
time.
The 23-year-old Maine resident attempted to commit suicide
through crucifixion by nailing himself to a wooden cross.
However, he found out the hard way that such a process required
the work of multiple people. After driving a 14-penny nail
through one of his hands with a hammer, he realized he wouldn't
be able to impale the other. Dejected, the man dialed 911 and
later had the nail removed.
------------- The Way God Intended It To Be? --------------
Next month Florida will be graced with the world's first
Christian nudist colony. Complete with a hotel, 500 homes,
a water-slide park and a non-denominational 'clothing
optional' church, the colony, called Natura, will be a place
for those Christians who wish to wear only what God gave
them. Co-founder Bill Martin, who's a Quaker, said, "Depend-
ing on the version of the Bible you use, there are as many
as 40 passages that refer to nudity. In Isaiah 20.2, God
tells Isaiah to go into the wilderness naked for three
years. So there's historical basis for a Christian nudist
lifestyle."
Men stopping at the john in the Virgin Airways Clubhouse in
New York's John F. Kennedy airport, terminal 4, are in for
a little surprise - urinals shaped like a woman's mouth,
complete with bright red lipstick, wide open and ready for
business. "In anything that we do there has to be a smile,
and that's the smile in this Clubhouse," said John Riordan,
Vice President of Customer Services for Virgin Airways. The
Netherlands based company Bathroom Mania designed the uri-
nals, which are appropriately called Kisses. "Kisses - the
sexy urinal, makes a daily event a blushing experience!
This is one target men will never miss!," said the Bathroom
Mania team via e-mail from the Netherlands. Bathroom Mania's
other designs include the Good Morning Sunshine flower potty,
and the Splish Splash bathtub shaped like a hammock.
A Georgia couple got into such a heated argument after see-
ing "The Passion of the Christ" that they ended up slugging
each other and landing themselves in jail. "It was the
dumbest thing we've ever done," Melissa Davidson told the
Statesboro (Ga.) Herald about the March 11 altercation
with her husband of 10 years, Sean Davidson. Melissa, 34,
and Sean, 33, were arguing over whether the "father" of
the Holy Trinity of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost is
human or spirit. Each received light injuries, and was
arrested on charges of simple battery. What really heated
up the fight was that they began discuss each other's
parents. "During that argument, they started arguing about
the mentality of each other's parents," Fred Cotton,
Bulloch County sheriff's deputy, said in his report. "That
is when ... they started fighting."
PANCHPARA, India - In order to better care for his 80-year-
old grandmother, a 25-year-old Indian man decided to marry
her. "I felt she needed extra care as she is old. I can
look after her better as a husband than as a grandson,"
Narayan Biswas told Reuters. His grandmother, Premodas
Biswas, is "happy" with her new hubby whom she married in
a traditional Hindu ceremony. Her first husband passed away
over 30 years ago. "I helped bring him up with my own hands
and now he looks after me. He is a good husband and ensures
I get my meals on time," she said. Local officials say that
marrying a blood relative is illegal under the Hindu
Marriage Act, but have no plans as of now to take action
against the odd couple since there have been no complaints
against them.
+--------------- Bizarre (and Dumb!) People ---------------+
A man in California was driving in the carpool lane when he
was pulled over for driving alone. The man argued that he
was not alone, he had three frozen cadavers in the back of
his van, and they should be counted as passengers. The
police officer did not agree, and wrote the man a ticket.
In Texas there is a company called "Guns for Hire" that
stages gunfights for westerns and such things. One day they
received a call from a woman who mistakenly thought that she
could hire them to kill her husband. Needless to say, she
received a hefty jail sentence.
A robber entered a convenience store in Oklahoma and deman-
ded all the money in the cash register. However, when he
decided there wasn't enough money, he tied up the clerk and
began to man the cash register himself. He was still there
three hours later when police came to arrest him.
A parachuting instructor was excited because his wife had
just bought him a camera to wear while jumping so that he
could tape the experience. On the way up to jump, he was so
excited that he put new film in, checked the battery, and
made sure the camera was secure on his helmet. He had an
amazing jump - but he forgot to put on his parachute.
Police in a small Kentucky town spent hours attempting to
talk a gunman out of a standoff situation. After seven hours
the police became impatient and shot tear gas into the house.
They realized that the gunman was standing beside them only
when he began to yell toward the home, "Please just give
yourself up and come out with your hands up."
A man entered a fast-food restaurant and explained that he
was robbing them. He pulled out a gun and put a bag over his
head as a mask. Only then did he realize he had forgotten to
cut eyeholes in the makeshift mask. He fell to the ground,
where employees made a citizens' arrest.
-------- It's Not a Good Idea to Sleep on the Job ----------
OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma couple was shocked when they
woke up to discover a drunken intruder asleep in bed with
them. The couple called police, ran out of the home and
watched as the officers arrested the man who was still
asleep despite the loud sirens and commotion. Dan Johnson,
24, was arrested on the scene and charged with burglary.
According to Officer Chad Anthony, it took a great deal of
effort to wake the suspect up from his deep slumber. "After
about two to three minutes, Johnson stood up. I saw that he
was very intoxicated," he wrote. Johnson had a cell phone
on him that belonged to one of the victims and also $4 in
cash that he apparently stole. He is also suspected of kick-
ing down a door at the home and attempting to get in by
using garden trimmers to pry open the door.
------------------- A Bloody Good Read ---------------------
LONDON - A British author has written a new book that is
certainly not for those with weak stomachs. Geoffrey
Abbott's book, "The Executioner Always Chop Twice," offers
a blow by blow account of executions gone wrong. Abbott got
the inspiration for his novel from his many years of service
as a Yeoman Warder at the Tower of London. One story
recounts the hanging of John Bartendale in 1634. His body
was buried near the scaffold, but when a passer-by saw the
dirt moving above Bartendale's grave, the stranger dis-
covered the "living corpse." Then there was the tale of
James Scott, Duke of Monmouth, who was to have his head
chopped off in 1685. Even after Scott tipped the execu-
tioner six guineas to do the job right, it still took him
three or four whacks to cut off Scott's head with a knife. :!:
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Britain: Chicken-Equipped Nuke Not a Hoax
Thu Apr 1,10:50 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!
By MICHAEL McDONOUGH, Associated Press Writer
LONDON - A claim that Britain considered using live chickens in a nuclear weapon aroused skepticism Thursday, but officials insisted it was not an April Fool's hoax.
"It's a genuine story," said Robert Smith, head of press and publicity at The National Archives.
The archives released a secret 1957 Ministry of Defense report showing that scientists contemplated putting chickens in the casing of a plutonium land mine.
The chickens' body heat was considered a possible means of preventing the mine's mechanism from freezing.
Listing ways of extending the armed life of the land mine, the declassified document proposed "incorporating some form of heating independent of power supplies under the weapon hull in the emplacement. Chickens, with a heat output of the order of 1,000 BTU (British Thermal Units) per bird per day are a possibility."
The seven-ton device, code named "Blue Peacock," would have been detonated from a distance or by timer in the event of a retreat from invading Soviet troops, to prevent them from occupying the area.
Andy Oppenheimer, co-editor of Jane's World Armies, said he found the idea of using chickens hard to believe.
"I have a feeling that it's an April Fool," he said in a phone interview. He said wrapping the device in fiberglass to keep it warm would have been a better option.
Some newspapers also expressed skepticism.
"Is today the day to reveal the chicken-powered nuke?" The Times of London wrote, referring to the April 1 date. Nonetheless, The Times put it on page one.
Tom O'Leary, head of education and interpretation at the National Archives, said he had no doubt that the document was authentic.
"None whatsoever," he said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's not the kind of thing the civil service does, to set up an April Fool's joke."
O'Leary said the idea is mentioned briefly in a long document.
"It's purely a suggestion in an official document that that is a possibility that was proposed," he said, and there was no indication that the feasibility was ever tested.
The "Blue Peacock" project began in 1954 and was aimed at preventing enemy occupation of territory due to nuclear contamination. Designs were based on Britain's "Blue Danube" free-fall bomb, which consisted of a plutonium core surrounded by a sphere of high explosive with detonators spread across the surface.
Officials decided in 1957 to acquire 10 "Blue Peacock" land mines, each weighing 16,000 pounds (7,250 kilograms), and to station them with the British Army of the Rhine in Germany. However, in 1958 the Ministry of Defense Weapons Policy Committee decided that work on "Blue Peacock" should stop, after reservations emerged about the fallout hazard.
A prototype survives in the historical collection of the Atomic Weapons Establishment, a government agency which has its headquarters at Aldermaston west of London.
"The whole operational scenario appeared somewhat theatrical," said an article in the AWE's magazine in January. It did not mention chickens, but did deal with the problem of maintaining the right temperature.
"The nuclear warhead had to be kept within a specific temperature range, but environmental trials suggested it might not have survived the rigors of a mid-European winter," the article said.
Details of the chicken proposal feature in an April 2-Oct. 30 exhibition entitled "The Secret State" at the National Archives in Kew, west London.
A central Chinese woman got more than she bargained for when
she had breast enhancement surgery - two extra breasts. The
pair began growing on the 24-year-old woman's stomach a year
after she underwent surgery at a clinic in Hunan province.
They continued growing until she was forced to have another
operation to remove them, according to the Hong Kong edition
of the China Daily yesterday. The first surgical procedure
was done at a small beauty salon which was not authorized to
perform breast enlargement surgery, the newspaper said.
Although cosmetic surgery has become much more popular in
China the past few years, there is not much official regu-
lation on the industry. After this incident, perhaps that
will change...
BELEN, N.M. - A New Mexico family who had just completed a
funeral mass for a loved one were shocked to discover his
cremation urn contained only sanitary wipes. There was
nothing sinister about the missing remains, but rather a
mix-up by a confused funeral home employee created the
mourning fiasco. The funeral for the late Edward Pacheco
went ahead Monday, although the family had not been informed
Pacheco had not yet been cremated, said Dicky Romero of
Romero Funeral Homes :D :lol: :D in Belen. Romero said the employee was
told the crematorium was waiting for the signed death
certificate and cremation authorization. Romero said when he
asked his employee why he let the funeral proceed to the
cemetery, he responded he hadn't known what to do. "This is
a mockery," said Helen Pacheco-Torres, Pacheco's sister. "As
a Catholic family, we performed a Mass for our loved one,
but in reality, we blessed a package of baby wipes."
Although the world of fat erotica, a sexual subculture where
FAs (fat admirers) look for huge women, can be a welcome
change to society's obsession with thinness, there is a dark
side to it all. Within the community of FAs, there are men
referred to as "feeders," who encourage their partners to
gorge themselves so they become as fat as humanely possible.
One such couple is Gina and Mark from Arizona. Although Mark
considers himself an "enabler," and not a "feeder," his
obsession was to create the world's fattest woman. He began
"growing" Gina and documenting the procedure in a series of
nude videos. He achieved his goal - Gina topped out at about
836 pounds - but almost killed her in the process. Much to
Mark's displeasure, she had surgery and is now at a more
comfortable 418 pounds.
AMSTERDAM - Move over body piercing and tattoos - a new
fashion craze is in town. The new look starting in the
Netherlands is eyeball jewelry. Dutch eye surgeons implant
a 3.5 mm (0.13 inch) piece of specially developed jewelry
called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes under
local anesthetic. So far the cosmetic surgery has been
performed on the eyes of six women and one man at an
ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in
Rotterdam. "In my view it is a little more subtle than
(body) piercing. It is a bit of a fun thing and a very
personal thing for people," said Gerrit Melles, director of
the Netherlands Institute for Innovative Ocular Surgery
(www.NIIOC.nl). The institute developed and patented the
jewels made with special materials and the surgical proce-
dure, and has a waiting list for people wanting the
implant.
------------------ Talk About Hard Labor -------------------
In what is thought to be the first case of its kind, a preg-
nant woman in Mexico performed a caesarean section on her-
self with a kitchen knife and gave birth to a healthy baby
boy. The 40-year-old woman lived in a rural area without
electricity, running water or sanitation, and it was an
eight-hour drive from the nearest hospital. "She took three
small glasses of hard liquor and, using a kitchen knife,
sliced her abdomen in three attempts...and delivered a male
infant that breathed immediately and cried," said Dr R.F.
Valle, of the Dr Manuel Velasco Suarez Hospital in San Pablo,
Mexico. The woman told one of her children to call a local
nurse for help before losing consciousness. The nurse
stitched the wound with a sewing needle and cotton thread,
and the mother and baby were taken to the nearest hospital.
DUSSELDORF, Germany - A woman has been given two years pro-
bation for making hoax bomb calls to German airports to
avoid a holiday with her boyfriend, the BBC reported.
Marina Busbosnjac :x :x :x , 29, pleaded guilty to making the threats
last September. One of her calls forced Dusseldorf Interna-
tional Airport to shut down for six hours. Airport officials
evacuated thousands of people and cancelled 200 flights.
The woman told the court she had been trying to keep her
relationship with her boyfriend a secret from her family,
and needed an excuse not to fly away on holiday with him.
She apparently made similar calls to Frankfurt and Cologne-
Bonn airports on the same day, mentioning al Qaida in one
call to make her warning appear more credible.
+-------------- Bizarre Newspaper Headlines ---------------+
STRIP CLUBS SHOCK - Magistrates May Act On Indecent Shows
(Daily Mirror).
AUDIENCE TRIED TO SPOIL PLAY - But St. Chad's Players
Succeeded (Sunderland Echo).
A FARMER'S WIFE IS BEST SHOT (Glasgow Evening Citizen).
NUDIST NABBED - Unclothed Man Who Admits Brandishing Pistol
Is Charged With Carrying Concealed Weapon (Providence Jour-
nal).
MAGNATE USED TO REMOVE NAIL IN STOMACH (Los Angeles Times).
PUBLIC HEALTH PROBLEM - Special Committee To Sit On Bed Bug
(Liverpool Echo).
PIPELINE RAPTURED (Ghanaian Times).
UNDERTAKER'S FAILURE - Let Down By Customers (Yorkshire
paper).
CHANNEL SWIM ATTEMPT - Boston Girl's Arrival in Liverpool
(Liverpool Echo).
POLICE FOUND SAFE UNDER BLANKET (Gloucestershire Echo).
------------ Too Bad His Getaway Wasn't As Clean -----------
SHEFFIELD, England - Colin Sadd is most likely one of the
nicest car thieves around, but he is headed to the slammer
again. Sadd was sentenced to six years in prison after
admitting to stealing five cars and claiming responsibility
for 31 other thefts. Sadd's tricks include dressing up in a
suit and going to a car dealer for a test drive. The car
isn't returned, but is abandoned after being spotlessly
cleaned. "He looked after the cars he stole better than me,"
said his wife, Mary. "He only takes brand new vehicles,
drives them around for a couple of hours, then he cleans
them inside and out. He will even buy a tin of polish to
give them an extra sparkle and sometimes takes them to a car
wash to get them extra clean." Psychiatrists have diagnosed
Sadd with a compulsive disorder, and he was described by a
judge in a previous case as "the man you would most want to
steal your car.
------------ Not the Kick He Was Hoping to Get -------------
The Internet can be a great place for those with strange
desires to have all their fantasies come true. One such
desire is that of a "rape fantasy." However, if you're going
to set up a dream rape with a willing participant through a
rape fantasy chat room, be sure you break into the right
apartment to act out the scenario. When Michael Todd Howard,
35, attacked the 25-year-old woman he found in the apartment
he entered last September, she fought back with all her
strength, including issuing a strong kick where it hurts.
His rape attempt ended there and he asked her what name she
used in the chat room. It was then he learned she had never
visited a chat room and didn't even own a computer. Michael
is now looking at a year in prison.
+----------------- Bizarre Police Reports -----------------+
In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed
human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the police.
Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head of a manne-
quin when he noticed a price sticker on the forehead.
A California officer charged the driver of a white Mazda
with DUI after driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the
upper half of a traffic light pole laying across its hood.
When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he respon-
ded: "It came with the car when I bought it."
The driver of an armored truck in Edmonton, Alberta appeared
to be signaling for help as he repeatedly swung his door open.
After six police cruisers chased and stopped the truck, it
turned out, the driver had simply tried to fan fresh air into
the cabin after the other guard had passed gas.
In Boynton, Florida, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter were
arrested and charged with armed robbery and murder in their
attempt to raise money to attend the police academy.
:D
Stockholm, Sweden - Customs officers in Stockholm, Sweden
arrested a woman who had tried to smuggle 75 live snakes
in her bra. The officers became suspicious when they noticed
how the woman kept scratching her chest.
MIAMI - A man in a chicken costume who follows typed comm-
ands is sweeping the Internet as part of a Burger King
advertising campaign. The actor that appears, complete with
a garter belt, responds to hundreds of typed commands, but
stops short of pornography. However, the chicken will obey
a command to pee on the couch at the subservientchicken.com
site. The chicken also responds to commands to riverdance,
moonwalk, somersault and bullfight. The soundless site looks
like one of many Web cam pornography sites where a user can
type in a command and a person on the screen will follow it.
However, ask the chicken to do a lewd act and it walks up to
the camera and wags a scolding finger. "The site is geared
to reach out to the 20- and 30-year-olds that are difficult
to reach with traditional advertising," said Blake Lewis, a
spokesman for the Miami-based chain. There is little refer-
ence to Burger King, apart from a button to click for infor-
mation on the BK Tendercrisp sandwich.
LONDON - At first glance it's just your average, innocent
cookie tin. But upon closer inspection, you'll notice an
image that's not so clean - a hidden drawing of two dogs
having sex in the grass. Unaware that an angry employee
had hidden sexually explicit images in the scene of a 20th
century illustration of a genteel picnic, biscuit makers
Huntley & Palmers sold thousands of these cookie tins. The
artist, who was not identified, had been fired from the
cookie company and decided to get back at his employers with
this final project. He included the small picture of the
canines in the act as well as a pair of naked lovers. The
dirty tins have now become collectors' items and Lawrences
Auctioneers in Somerset, England, hopes that collectors bid
250 pounds ($446) when one of the tins goes on sale next
Friday.
+----------------- Bizarre Test Answers -------------------+
[Courtesy of netscape.com]
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Deci-
bels.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do
what she did. Other women have become scientists since her,
but they didn't get to find radios because they were already
taken.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife
was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals
come onto in pears.
It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot
clipper.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get inter-
continental.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery."
----------- Kind Words Go To The Highest Bidder ------------
GRAND ISLAND, Nebraska - If you're willing to pay the price,
the Rev. Jim Keyser will say something nice...at your
funeral. The pastor of Trinity United Methodist Church felt
a tad out of place when trying to think of something work
related that he could auction at Saturday's Rotary Radio
Auction. So while bidding upon gas grills, DVD players, and
sprinkler systems, auction goers could also place their bid
for a compliment-packed eulogy. "For an extra $50, I'll say
some really nice things," Keyser said. His eulogy offer at
first began as a joke, but soon became a popular item. The
auction has even added a package that includes a funeral urn
and cremation service.
Two gay lovers made the best of Earth Day on Thursday by
climbing a Central Park tree, stripping, performing lewd
acts and refusing to come down for hours. A 32-year-old
transsexual wearing a black dress, and his partner, a 17-
year-old boy in only a pair of shorts, protested their
families' lack of understanding for their relationship by
scaling the 55-foot larch tree and performing for a crowd of
onlookers. The man played on branches near the top of the
tree and waved to the audience while the boy quietly sat a
few feet below him. Police said the man later performed oral
sex on the boy and stripped down to a thong. Police tried to
coax the amorous pair out of the tree by giving them soft
drinks - a Diet Vanilla Coke on demand - and water. After
about five hours, harnesses were put on the lovers and
police began to lure them down.
BLACKPOOL, England - Neighbors of a wealthy British woman
are irritated with a young man who lives in a tent on her
$1.6 million estate. Geraldine Lunt, heir to a motorhome
fortune, has been letting Mark Howarth, 30, live in a tent
at her luxurious seaside home in Blackpool for about three
years. And the Sun newspaper said she has been doing more
than just letting Howarth sleep outside, including taking
him with her on vacation as part of their "fling." Mean-
while, police have logged 41 incidents involving Howarth,
including being aggressive to locals and begging for money.
Lunt appears defiant. "I'm not bothered (by) what people
say about our relationship. They can call him my toy boy or
whatever. It may appear bizarre, but it isn't."
KOBLENZ, Germany - A German mother and her boyfriend are
being investigated for trying to sell the woman's young
daughter on the eBay Internet auction site. Three bidders,
who allegedly pushed the top offer for the 8-year-old girl
up to 25.50 euros ($30.35) are also under investigation for
attempted human trafficking, German news agency DPA reports.
The 41-year-old mother and her 35-year-old boyfriend live in
the western German city of Koblenz and are the subject of an
investigation by the Koblenz police. They allegedly posted a
picture of the girl to eBay's German-language auction site
with a starting price of one euro ($1.19) and a description
saying, "you can play with her." It is not clear whether the
Internet auction posting was intended to be a joke or was a
serious offer to sell the girl as a "real working toy," as
she was advertised.
+------------------ Bizarre Con Artists -------------------+
In 1872, veteran prospectors Philip Arnold and John Slack
bought $35,000 worth of diamonds in Europe and scattered them
on land in Wyoming. They managed to convince the Bank of San
Francisco they had discovered a diamond field and made
$700,000.
Starting in 1921, Oscar Merril Hartzell began a scam selling
fake shares in the estate of Sir Francis Drake. He contacted
as many families as he could find with the surname Drake and
was eventually accused of defrauding 270,000 people. The hoax
netted him over $2,000,000.
When J. Bam Morrison arrived at Wetumka, Oklahoma in 1950,
he claimed to be the advance publicity man for Bohn's United
Circus, which, he maintained, was due to hit town in three
weeks. He allegedly sold advertising space to local traders...
for a circus that didn't exist.
By forging signatures, James Addison Reavis was able to claim
he was the legal owner of 17,000 square miles of Arizona. The
enterprise raked in $300,000 a year until he was arrested in
1895 and he was sentenced to six years in prison.
Joseph Weill, who inspired the movie "The Sting," rented aban-
doned banks and convinced businessmen that he had set up a
genuine bank. He waited for them to deposit large sums of mon-
ey before shutting down and moving on to the next town. This,
plus some of his other scams, earned him over $6,000,000.
-------------- How To Get A Cuban Fired Up -----------------
WASHINGTON - A Spanish-language radio station in Miami may
have to cough up $4,000 after crank calling Cuban leader
Fidel Castro. The station, El Zol 95.7, convinced Castro
that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez was calling for help
in finding a suitcase containing secret documents he said
he lost during a trip to Argentina. A man pretending to be
a Chavez aide finally asked Castro: "Do you agree with the
shit on the island, murderer?" and added, "You fell for it...
the whole of Miami is listening to you, Fidel Castro." Need-
less to say, this pissed off the Cuban leader just a little
and he retorted, "What did I fall for, you shit?" He also
threw in a few other crude words, including references to the
anatomy of the radio host's mother. Castro eventually hung up
after a 25-minute conversation. The station has 30 days to
challenge or pay the hefty fine.
MEXICO CITY - Talk about good luck - an intoxicated Mexican
man fell asleep on railroad tracks and was run over by a
train - and managed to sleep through the whole episode and
escape unharmed. Jorge Lozano Lopez, 32, remained uncon-
scious until long after paramedics arrived on the scene.
"He must have been very drunk to have slept through all
that," said Jose Alfaro de la Rosa, a health official in the
northern town of San Nicolas de los Garza. "It's a miracle
he wasn't hurt." The train conductor noticed him on the
tracks and blew the whistle repeatedly but was not able to
wake him or stop the train in time. The undercarriage passed
within a few inches of his body but did not hit him. "I
counted only six beers," a bewildered Lozano Lopez told local
newspaper El Norte. "But who knows how many more there might
have been. I don't remember."
DALLAS - A woman named Sharon Luck was not so lucky on
Wednesday when she stole money from a bank and tried to take
the cash to a different bank to open a new account. When she
went to take the money out of her purse to deposit the
stolen cash, a pink dye pack attached to the money detonated
and covered her in pink. She was arrested on suspicion of
robbing a bank, after she handed the bank teller at the first
bank a threatening note and walked out with cash to which the
dye pack had been fastened. Police would not reveal how much
money was taken or divulge the contents of the note. After
the pack exploded, Luck ran out of the bank and was arrested
in the parking lot of a nearby store. She should have known
she wouldn't get too far - police said she was easy to spot
since she was covered in pink dye.
Dakle, žena je neuspeli kandidat za Darvinovu nagradu. :lol:
Grant Wood's famous painting of an old Indiana couple posing
in front of their farmhouse is considered the definitive por-
trait of the Midwestern farmer. In actuality, the man and
women aren't really a couple nor are they farmers. Also, the
"farmhouse" in the picture was once used as a bordello.
William Eno is considered to be the "Father of Traffic Safe-
ty." He supposedly originated stop signs, one-way streets,
taxi stands, pedestrian safety islands and traffic rotaries.
What is not known is that he never learned to drive and he
considered cars to be a passing fad.
The Beach Boys, who were considered to be the "Kings of Cali-
fornia Surfing, started a national surfing craze in the early
1960's. Four of the original members of the band knew nothing
about surfing and the only one that did, drowned in 1983.
In October 1994, "Weekly Reader" magazine ran an article
that "discussed smoker' rights and the harm done to the
tobacco industry by smoking restrictions. The article said
nothing about smoking being the cause of lung cancer. Turns
out the magazine is owned by the largest shareholders in
RJR Nabisco, makers of Camel cigarettes.
Karl Marx, considered to be the enemy of American capitalism,
accepted a job as the London correspondent of the New York
Tribune years after he had become famous as the author of the
"Communist Manifesto." His reason was that his anti-capitalist
political writing hadn't earned him enough to live on.
------- They're Almost As Plastic As The Actual Dolls ------
Two people that apparently have too much money on their hands
have spent about $300,000 to transform themselves into real-
life Barbie and Ken dolls. Cindy Jackson and Miles Kendall
have undergone 89 operations, ranging from jaw implants and
chemical peels to liposuction, to look like the best-selling
dolls. The pair is ecstatic with the results - super white
smiles, wrinkle-free brows and finely chiseled cheekbones.
The only difference between the plastic dolls and the plastic
surgery pair is that Jackson and Kendall are not an item.
Kendall was a 33-year-old divorcee from Stoke, England, when
he first thought about altering his appearance two years ago.
When he saw Jackson on television discussing her transforma-
tion, he contacted her to ask if he could be the male ver-
sion. She happily obliged and gave the go-ahead for his six-
month surgical transformation.
------------ He's So Dumb It Should Be A Crime -------------
HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. - Attention all bank robbers: it's
not a good idea after a heist to head to the bar, order a
beer, and start counting your loot. If you decide to do
this, you will end up like Ronald Langdale and find yourself
in jail. Lengdale walked across a parking lot from a Bank of
America branch, wandered into a pub, sat down and had a beer.
Police, who had obtained a description of the suspect, were
checking nearby businesses when they went into the bar and
saw the man who fit the description. When they got closer,
they saw he was nonchalantly counting "a wad of money." "The
officers were doing an area check and sure enough, they hit
it rich," a police spokesman said. "His clothing was exactly
the same. He wasn't hard to find." They gave Langdale a tap
on the shoulder and took him to a waiting police car. He is
being held without bail.
JAPAN - A man from the western Japan city of Hiroshima has
been arrested for stealing women's underwear after police
raided his home to find 4000 pairs of garments collected
over 30 years. Local reports said the 55-year-old man
confessed to stealing the items and he explained to the
private Fuji television network, "I love women's underwear
and could not control my desire." The fetishist was caught
was the husband of one of his victims caught him on his
balcony about to add to his stash. Police said they had
confiscated the 4,000 pairs of underpants.
If you ever meet Chicago Cub's player Moises Alou, you may
want to think twice about shaking his hand. Alou, who
doesn't wear batting gloves, mentioned in an ESPN.com story
that he urinates in his hands to toughen them up. When the
Chicago Tribune asked him where he picked up this technique,
he said: "A lot of guys in the league do it. Guys in this
clubhouse do it." His strong hands tactic might be pushing
the boundaries of good taste - even by locker-room standards.
Alou said he figured the subject matter was off the record
in the ESPN.com story, even though he didn't expressly say
so, due to its crude nature. Guess he'll think twice from
now on before revealing information he doesn't want every-
one to know!
GERMANTOWN, Wis. - A horrible scent of decay brought author-
ities to an apartment in suburban Milwaukee. When they
searched it, they were astonished to find the place was
home to about 200 creatures. Alligators, scorpions, carni-
vorous beetles, and a number of other bizarre creatures were
found crawling about the apartment, all kept alive thanks to
a woman who fed them roadkill. "The smell was just
unbelievable," said William Mitchell, a state conservation
warden. Authorities found animal carcasses in the freezer and
decaying carcasses in an adjacent garage. Jamie L. Verburgt,
the apartment resident, was given two state citations for
possessing game animals out of season, Mitchell said. The
animals were taken by the Washington County Humane Society.
NANJING, China - An incensed husband in China's eastern city
of Nanjing divorced his wife after learning she hired a
group of men to kill their family dog. The state Xinhua news
agency said the unidentified woman was concerned the wolf-
hound would make a mess of the couple's newly furnished
apartment, so she contracted a "hit" with four men while her
husband was away on business. She said she tried many times
to drive the dog away, but it kept coming home. When her
husband returned and learned what she had done, he immed-
iately filed for a divorce, saying he could "no longer live
under the same roof with a murderer." He decided that a
divorce was the only way out, Xinhua said.
[Ja bi ubio kuchku, but then it's only me... 8) ]
LONDON - Internet-savvy Christians in London can now attend
mass without even leaving their home. Britain has become
home to a 3D Internet church, considered to be the first
chance for believers to log on and worship interactively.
Bishop of London Richard Chartres gave an inaugural sermon -
via a speech-bubble from his cartoon persona - during the
first service on the "Church of Fools" at www.shipoffools.com.
"No one has ever before created a stand-alone church where
you can log on as a worshipper and join in however you like,"
Web site deputy editor Stephen Goddard told Reuters. About
two dozen believers have become cartoon worshippers for the
mass, where they can also move around the church, talk to
each other, and give money to a collection plate - via cell
phone.
ORLANDO, Fla. - A lesson on gun safety wasn't so safe after
an agent shot himself in the leg while conducting the class
for children. The unidentified agent was teaching the class
when he suffered the wound in the thigh. The shooting was
ruled an accident by Orlando police. The gun presentation
was part of a class called "The Game of Life, the Game of
Gold" and was sponsored by the Orlando Minority Youth Golf
Association. The agent was explaining to the children how
to make good life choices, and it included the gun presen-
tation. He took the ammunition out of the gun as he pointed
it toward the floor, but when he released the slide it fired
into his thigh. Apparently there was one round left in the
chamber. "Everyone was pretty shaken up, but the point of gun
safety hit home," said Vivian Farmer, 52, who watched with
her 13-year-old son.
-------------- Sex (Change) Changes Everything --------------
Talk about confusing - a man who underwent a sex change
wants to have a baby with his lesbian girlfriend using sperm
which he froze before the operation. The unnamed couple from
London have flown to America for fertility treatment because
they wish to use embryo screening to ensure the baby is a
girl. This arrangement means the child will have two
"mothers" even though one will actually be her biological
father. Well, family campaigners aren't too happy about this
situation, describing it as "abhorrent." Former Liberal Demo-
crat MP Lord Alton said: "Trying to explain this riddle to a
young child who is bound to ask 'Who am I and where do I come
from?' is a recipe for confusion." The man and his girlfriend
were referred to the U.S. clinic by controversial fertility
expert Dr. Paul Rainsbury, one of the doctors in the middle
of the fight over so-called 'designer babies'.
----------- Insurance Can Cause A Big Headache -------------
MIDVALE, Utah - Health insurance can be a pain, especially
when it leaves you without part of your skull for months.
Briana Lane suffered almost four months with about half of
her skull sitting in a hospital freezer after surgery to
save her life after a car accident. Since the hospital
didn't at first consider the second surgery to be an emer-
gency, paperwork between it and the insurance company,
Medicaid, got stalled. Lane said that the time she spent at
home without a portion of her skull was excruciating. She
finally got it replaced on April 30. Lane says that after
she contacted a TV station, she was suddenly in line for
the surgery.
---------------- Do It For Your Country ------------------
CANBERRA, Australia - Couples in Australia now have a nice
incentive to have children - 2,000 bucks for every baby
born after June. Peter Costello, the treasurer of the
country, said that two children per couple in a nation of
20 million just isn't enough to sustain growth. He said it
is the "patriotic duty" of couples to have at least three
children. The initiative will be up for grabs for the next
five years. "You should have ... one for your husband, one
for your wife, and one for your country," Costello said.
Some couples might have to go even further and have extra
children "for your country" to accommodate for the gap left
by those "who are not even replicating themselves." The
father of three ended the news conference by telling repor-
ters, "You go home and do your patriotic duty tonight."
------------------ Naked Gnomes Nixed ----------------------
BARNSLEY, England - Peace has been restored to a northern
England town now that lewd garden gnomes are no longer
exposing their breasts and buttocks, Sky News said Thursday.
Police in Barnsley said they received several complaints
about the near-naked gnomes in the front garden of former
army Sgt. Tony Watson. Watson said he was tired of the
standard jolly-looking garden ornaments in cute poses, and
opted instead for racier models. However, after neighbors
complained, police told him he would be arrested if he did
not do something about the comical nudes. "It is an offense
to display something that is insulting or likely to cause
distress," a police spokesman told Sky News. So, one by one,
the gnomes were taken into Watson's home, and reappeared
soon after with bathing suits painted on, including one
gnomette who now wears a polka-dot bikini.
posto je Jor fin decko koji ima imidz gentlemana i prevodioca baka preko ulica, poslao je meni da ovo okacim:
BERLIN, May 18 (Reuters) - A German inventor who developed a
gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing
up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager
said on Tuesday.
German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to
the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and,
if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone:
"Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down
right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you
will make a right mess..."
Alex Benkhardt, 46, invented the "WC Ghost" and its creators
are in negotiations to market it in Britain, Canada and Italy.
+-------------------- Bizarre Execution -------------------+
FACTS
The last public execution in America was the hanging of a
22-year-old black man named Rainey Bethea. He was executed
at Owensboro, KY, in 1936 after being convicted of killing
a 70-year-old white women. Twenty thousand people showed up
to witness the execution.
The last person hanged in the U.S. for being a pirate was
Capt. Nathaniel Gordon, in New York City on March 8, 1862.
Gordon had been smuggling slaves into the US.
The last person to be burned at the stake was Phoebe Harrius.
Harrius was convicted of coining false money and was burned
at the stake in front of Newgate Prison in England in 1786.
The last public execution by guillotine was on June 17, 1939.
Eugen Weidman was executed before a large crowd in Versailles,
France. The last nonpublic use of the guillotine in France,
at Baumetes Prison, in Marsailles, was the execution of con-
victed murderer Hamida Djandoubi, a Tunisian immigrant, on
September 10, 1977.
During WWII Private Eddie Slovik was tried by court-martial
and sentenced to death for desertion. He was shot by his own
unit, the 28th Infantry Division, in a small town in north-
east France.
------------------- A Slippery Suspect ----------------------
BINGHAMPTON, N.Y. - A Motel 6 cleaning crew was surprised to
discover a mess of petroleum jelly on mattresses, bedding, a
TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels in one hotel room.
The culprit wasn't hard to find - authorities found him
covered head-to-toe in the gooey substance. Fourteen empty
petroleum jelly jars and several pornographic magazines were
found in Roger Chamberlain's room, and the damage caused to
the room exceeded $1,000. A sheriff's deputy tracked Chamber-
lain to a nearby hotel, and found the 44-year-old Virginia
man still covered in jelly. Chamberlain was charged with
criminal mischief on May 9, and was released on his own
recognizance.
Movie hunk Colin Farrell stunned onlookers in a toilet at the Cannes Film Festival - by taking off his trousers before using the urinal. The Alexander superstar was spotted in the men's room at the French city's Chateau Marmont establishment when he shocked other patrons in the bathroom with his oddball antics. After taking off his pants, Farrell slung them over the top of the stall and continued with his business. His PR woman Sue Patricola laughs, "God knows, I have traveled all over the world with Colin, but I have never experienced that."
LONDON, May 19 (Reuters) - The world's first Internet
church has fallen victim to a plague of virtual demons, some of
whom have been logging on as Satan and unleashing strings of
expletives during sermons.
The "Church of Fools" was launched last week as a unique
chance for Christians to worship interactively by choosing a
"3D" animated character who could kneel, sing hymns, talk to
others, hear a sermon, or shout "Hallelujah".
The site attracts between 5,000 and 10,000 worshippers
daily and those who log on can also give money to a collection
plate via mobile phone.
But the temptation to misbehave has proved too much for
some.
"We have had problems from a small number of worshippers,
which happens in any Internet chat room, and we are bothered
about individual harassment, which we are taking seriously,"
said the site's deputy editor, Stephen Goddard.
"We're increasing security day by day to eliminate the
disruptive behaviour, such as the profanity, but we're
determined to carry on...At least we're not preaching to the
converted," he added.
The Church, sponsored by the Methodist Church but organised
by the multi-denominational "Ship of Fools" project, said it
had removed a "shout" function where people could speak to the
whole congregation. Some were using it to hurl abuse or yell:
"Satan loves you".
The pulpit, altar and lectern areas will be closed to the
public after some worshippers walked their animated character
into those areas during sermons.
But the strongest measure against the unruly will be the
online equivalent of damnation: wardens will be able to smite
the wicked by instantly logging them out of the church if they
misbehave.
"In a way, we are facing the same problems faced by the
first preachers who met resistance when they moved into new
communities," said Goddard.
"But the church has always expanded into new communities
and some of those are to be found in cyberspace now, so we are
determined to carry on."
The Church of Fools is found at www.shipoffools.com.
+------------------- Bizarre Lawsuits ---------------------+
[Courtesy of netscape.com]
A student attending a college in Idaho fell from his window
while mooning a friend. The student then sued the college,
claiming that it had not provided adequate information about
the dangers of upper-story windows.
A California woman sued a grocery store after she dropped a
six-pack of beer on her feet. The woman was not injured, but
she said that it hurt. She won the lawsuit.
A construction worker in Tulsa intentionally cut his hand
off with a circular saw. When he was taken to the emergency
room, he told doctors not to reattach the hand, saying that
it was possessed. The man is now suing the doctors for not
reattaching his hand, claiming that the doctors should have
known he was psychotic.
A Blue Cross-Blue Shield worker sued IBM, claiming that
their keyboard's "faulty design" had caused pain in her hand
that kept her from working.
A man riding his bike from work at night with no lights,
only reflectors, was hit by a Jeep after the driver ran a
stop sign. The bicyclist sued the bike manufacturer because
he was not warned that reflectors might not be enough to
prevent an accident. The man was awarded $6 million.
Robert Lee Brock, an inmate in Virginia, has filed a lawsuit
against himself, claiming that he violated his own civil
rights by getting arrested. He is suing for $5 million and
asking the state to pay, since he can't have an income in
prison.
A man filed a suit against his son's baseball team when he
was asked to stop smoking so close to his kid's dugout. The
father claimed that this caused his son great emotional
distress. The judge fined the man and his lawyer $2,250 for
filing a frivolous suit.
Chris Morris brought a suit against the state of Michigan
for $1 million. Morris claims that he caught a cold in the
rotunda (a large, round room) of the state capitol building.
He was there to observe an art exhibition.
-------- Not Respecting Her Privates..Err..Privacy ---------
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - Rather than protecting the privacy of
others, an Orange County Fire Department employee violated
the privacy of a female employee by using a web camera to
spy on her. According to police, Hector Ray Valle used the
camera at the fire department to watch the female employee
from under a desk. She noticed it when she either dropped
something or bumped her leg and glanced underneath the desk.
She took a closer look to realize that it was pointed
directly at her, installed to look up her skirt. Detectives
took the camera, but couldn't get a word out of Valle, who
immediately resigned from his $67,000 a year job. In his
personnel file, Valle was described as someone who "earns
trust and loyalty" at his job. It seems that trust went too
far. "It was really sophisticated where he could actually
transmit wirelessly or through a cable network and I
believe that's what he was trying to do," says Carlos
Torres, Orange County Sheriff's Department.
STOCKHOLM - Amorous couples in quick need of protection can
dial the telephone number 696969 and the condom ambulance
will come to their rescue. The ambulance, a white van with
a large red condom with wings as a logo, will deliver them
a packet of 10 prophylactics. "We need to increase the
usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald, marketing manager for
the Swedish Organization for Sex Education, the non-
governmental organization behind the initiative. "It is 50
percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually
transmitted diseases." The service will run until June 25
and is available between four in the afternoon and nine at
night. "We need to change attitudes to condoms," Osvald
said. "If we need to get out in to the bedrooms to make
things better we will do it."
GRANBY, Colo. - A muffler shop owner who plowed a makeshift armored bulldozer into several buildings after a dispute with city officials was found dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after a SWAT team cut their way into the machine with a blowtorch early Saturday, authorities said.
Grand County Emergency Management Director Jim Holahan confirmed that the driver, identified by the town manager as Marvin Heemeyer, appeared to have shot himself.
Heemeyer plowed the armor-plated bulldozer into the town hall, a former mayor's home and at least five other buildings Friday before the machine ground to a halt in the wreckage of a warehouse.
City officials said he was angry over a zoning dispute and fines from city code violations at his business.
Authorities detonated three explosions and fired at least 200 rounds against the heavy steel plates welded to the bulldozer, which looked like an upside down Dumpster. After the third explosion failed, officials cut their way in with a blowtorch, Holahan said.
A statement from Grand County Undersheriff Glen Trainor said the driver was found around 2 a.m.
Holahan said Heemeyer was armed with a .50-caliber weapon but appeared to be deliberately avoiding injuring anyone during the rampage, which began Friday at about 3 p.m. No other injuries were reported.
Trainor said the dozer's armor plates consisted of two sheets of half-inch steel with a layer of concrete between them.
Grand County Commissioner Duane Daley said Heemeyer apparently used a video camera and two monitors found inside to guide the dozer. Two guns were mounted in front and aimed through portals. Other portals were cut in the back.
It was unclear how many guns were found with Heemeyer. Authorities speculated Heemeyer he may have used a homemade crane found in his garage to lower the armor hull over the dozer and himself.
"Once he tipped that lid shut, he knew he wasn't getting out," Daly said.
Investigators searched the garage where they believe Heemeyer built the vehicle and found cement, armor and steel.
Residents of this mountain tourist town of 2,200 described a bizarre scene as the bulldozer slowly crashed through buildings, trees and lampposts, with dozens of officers walking ahead or behind it, firing into the machine and shouting at townspeople to flee.
"It looked like a futuristic tank," said Rod Moore, who watched the dozer rumble past within 15 feet of his auto garage and towing company.
One officer, later identified as Trainor, was perched on top, firing shot after shot into the top and once dropping an explosive down the exhaust pipe.
"He just kept shooting," Moore said. "The dozer was still going. He threw what looked like a flash-bang down the exhaust. It didn't do a thing."
A flash-bang produces a blinding flash and earsplitting boom designed to stun a suspect.
"Gunfire was just ringing out everywhere," said Sandra Tucker, who saw the bulldozer begin the rampage from her office on Main Street. "It sounded to me like an automatic rifle, firing about every second."
At least 40 deputies, Colorado State Patrol officers, federal park and forest rangers and a SWAT team from nearby Jefferson County were at the scene.
Town manager Tom Hale said Heemeyer was angry after losing a zoning dispute that allowed a cement plant to be built near his muffler shop. Heemeyer also was fined $2,500 in a separate case for not having a septic tank and for other city code violations at his business, Hale said.
When he paid the fine, he enclosed a note with his check saying "Cowards," Hale said.
"We felt he was venting his frustration that he didn't get his way," Hale said of the note. "We didn't think he was going to do something like this."
Trainor said he believes Heemeyer spent months armoring the bulldozer, and investigators were looking into whether he had help.
------------- These Crooks Have A Screw Loose --------------
If you're going to go through the trouble of breaking into a
shed, you might as well steal what's inside. Or you could
just steal the screws from the doors like one group of
burglars did. Police are confused as to why the thieves have
been breaking into sheds to steal only the screws. They even
ignored cans of beer stacked in one shed in favor of the
screws. The contents of another shed weren't even touched
except for the door being off the hinges. Pc Graham Kelly,
crime reduction officer, said: "Although we have got used to
burglaries where nothing is stolen, it is unusual for the
burglars to ignore beer in favor of hinge screws." Police
are still trying to catch two suspects in the "tidy shed"
burglaries.
AMMAM - Maybe this time it will be for good. A Jordanian man
is divorcing his wife for the third (and supposedly final)
time in three years. He accuses her of ruining him
financially because she spent countless hours on the phone.
"My wife would talk on the phone for hours with her sisters
and girlfriends to discuss recipes, clothes and the latest
fashion and I used to pay the monthly bill without complaint,"
the man identified as Abu Sami said. She even went so far as
to use the line to call international numbers to take part in
games run by Arab satellite channels. "The phone bills
represented threefold my salary," he said, adding that this
prompted the first divorce. Pressured by friends and family,
the couple got back together a second time - until she
resumed the hobby that broke up their marriage in the first
place. After a second divorce, they were pressured once again
to re-marry. Abu Sami recently filed for the third divorce.
LONDON - Here's one for the record books - a British man has
become the first person to be banned from EVERY hospital in
England and Wales. Norman Hutchins, 53, has harassed and
abused medical staff over 40 times since January in a quest
for surgical masks and gowns. He tried to add to his stash
of medical items by faking illness, or claiming to need
them for a dress run or an amateur play. "He has) caused
harassment, alarm and distress to NHS staff when attempting
to obtain gowns and surgical masks in person or on the
phone," an NHS spokesman said in a statement. Over 30
medical organizations banned him with civil injunctions, but
he kept moving to new areas. Hutchins' lawyer Harry Bayman
said his client "was not a well man," but accepted the
court's decision to ban him from all private and state-run
National Health Service hospitals and doctors' and dentists'
offices.
+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how
to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't
have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the
same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn....
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having
trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.
Quote from: "Ghoul"+------------------- Bizarre 911 Calls --------------------+
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband.
Dispatcher: What where you doing before you started having
trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :evil:
Some disturbing news to start out the week that will undoubtedly find it's :x own pedestal to rest on in Hollywood's bizarre history of deaths...
NBC out of Los Angeles is reporting that an Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein co-writer has been murdered.
Officials found the head of scribe Robert Lees in the home of a retired doctor who was also murdered by the same suspect.
Lees was credited on Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein alongside Frederic Rinaldo and John Grant. He also penned 1941's The Black Cat (starring Basil Rathbone and Bela Lugosi), Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man, and Hold That Ghost before being blacklisted in the '50s.
Although police are trying to find a motive for the double homicide they've managed to piece together the actions of the murder suspect. Apparently a white man in his '40s decapitated Lees in his home early Sunday; the suspect then carried Lees' head to a nearby residence occupied by the aforementioned doctor, broke in, murdered him too, and fled the scene.
Lees was in his '90s.
+---------------- Bizarre Church Bloopers -----------------+
[courtesy of netscape.com]
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the
choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."
Our church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
entertainment, and gracious hostility.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
On a church bulletin during a minister's illness: "GOD IS
GOOD. Dr. Hargreaves is better."
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national prayer and
fasting conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and
Prayer conference includes meals."
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m. - prayer and medication
to follow.
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presby-
terian Church. Please use the large double door at the side
entrance.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8
p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
Christ the King.
Barbara's in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and
requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get
rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.
Don't forget your husbands."
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone
who doesn't care much about you.
***
RICHMOND, Va. - Virginia residents will soon be noticing new
billboards going up around town with messages aimed at men
to dissuade them from having sex with underage girls.
Billboards, posters, and even coasters and napkins in bars,
restaurants, and stores will carry the gentle reminder
"Isn't she a little young?" or "Sex with a minor, don't go
there." This new campaign is designed to reduce the number
of young girls who have children with older men. In Virginia
in 1999 and 2000, men over 18 were responsible for 219
births involving girls ages 13 and 14, the Virginia Depart-
ment of Health said. "We encourage adult men to talk to
their peers and discourage them from pursuing teenagers.
What they are doing is unhealthy and against the law," said
Robert Franklin, a health department official. The messages
will be appearing in five cities.
Hehehe, to me podsjeća na ono kad su ljudi u nekom gradu počeli da ostavljaju u svojim autima natpise tipa "Gospodine lopove, molim vas nemojte da ukradete ovaj auto, to mi je jedini..." etc. Poslije su tvrdili da je stopa kriminala opala za nekih 50 posto, ako se ne varam :evil:
----------- She Bit Off More Than She Could Chew -----------
ST PAUL, Minn. - A dreamy goodnight kiss quickly turned into
a nightmare for one man when his girlfriend bit off part of
his tongue. During their make-out session, the 43-year-old
woman freaked out when her boyfriend grabbed her too tightly
and said her reflex was to bite down. "I guess I bit down
too hard," the woman told officers. The couple walked to a
nearby restaurant where they called police; the man was
later treated at a hospital. Officers searched the woman's
home for the tongue, but couldn't find it. The woman, who
had been drinking with her boyfriend, apparently doesn't
remember what happened to the end of his tongue - but she
thinks she might have swallowed it. Police estimate that the
tongue measured about 1.5 inches. The woman was arrested and
could be charged.
Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.
TOKYO - At this school, tuition money apparently isn't
enough - they want your blood. After an unfortunate 17-year-
old boy dozed off during class, his teacher took him to the
school's staff room and forced him to cut his finger with a
box-cutter and write an apology with his own blood. The
student did as he was told while other teachers in the staff
room somehow did not notice what was happening. The teacher
must have found his conscience later because he went to
school principal Hiroaki Dan to confess what he had done.
After the teacher apologized to the boy and his parents, the
boy returned to school and neither he nor his parents
requested a different teacher.
+-------------- Bizarre Country Song Titles ---------------+
Do You Love As Good As You Look?
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Good-
bye
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
***
------------ It's Snot Something I Want To Buy -------------
LONDON - Here's a hobby for you. A London artist has spent
two years collecting mucus from his nose to develop a ball
of snot that he has displayed at four separate art exhibi-
tions. James Robert Ford's "Bogey Ball" is currently
resting in a glass case on a shelf in his apartment, but he
is ready to part with his prized possession. Ford is seeking
an art collector to buy it from him - to the tune of about
$20,000. He explains the cost is so high because each booger
is a part of his body and it is not possible for anyone to
replicate. In Ford's words, "It's a physical record of all
the different places I have been and people I've met." If
you break it down, the cost is about $18 per piece of mucus.
Ford has found parting with his mucus ball is a little
bittersweet. "It will be hard to let go, but at the same time
it's hard not to have any money," he says.
--------- One Person's Pain Is This Bar's Treasure ---------
NANJING - If you're feeling blue because your heart has just
been broken, a bar in China is waiting for you to come and
cry into your beer. Tissues and menthol drops are offered at
this bar in Nanjing as well as onions and red peppers for
those who need a little help getting the tears to flow. The
bar tenders play depressing music, and if you're feeling
really angry and upset, you can vent your frustrations by
throwing around or beating up one of the available dolls. It
costs customers three euros an hour, plus the price of
drinks, to weep to their hearts content. The bar has been a
hit so far and is drawing crowds of depressed drinkers every
day, the Jinling Evening News reported.
+-------------------- Bizarre Factoids --------------------+
"Wanted: Young, skinny, wiry fellows not over 18. Must be
excellent riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans
preferred. Wages are $25.00 a week." This is a mid 1800's
help wanted sign for the Pony Express.
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting
on when patients would die.
In 1980 the yellow pages listed a funeral Home under "frozen
foods".
It would take half the people in the United States between
the ages of 18 and 45 to run the nation's telephone system
if it were not computerized.
In 1944, Fidel Castro was voted Cuba's best schoolboy athlete.
A lefthanded pitcher, Castro was later given a tryout by the
Washington Senators but was turned down by the baseball club.
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of
these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in
rats.
MOSCOW - A Moscow man is facing a long legal battle to dis-
prove his blind ex-wife's declaration that he is dead. Oleg
Lunkov, 42, learned from the government he died in the Feb.
6 Moscow subway bombing when he applied to renew his pass-
port. He was told his ex-wife, Alla Timofeyeva had reported
him to police as missing after the bombing that killed 38
people. The woman is legally blind, and sent her mother to
identify the remains. "My mother-in-law said, 'I recognize
some of the clothes, but I can't be positive they are his,'"
Lunkov said. He said he is confused as to why his ex-wife --
who is a lawyer -- would assume he was in the subway since
he is a taxi driver and hasn't ridden the city's Metro
system for years.
ANN ARBOR - A man wearing a red spandex Superman costume
attacked a group of motorists in Ann Arbor Sunday morning.
When the men parked their car to talk to some friends out-
side a home, Superman leaped out from behind some bushes
and into the vehicle. "I guess this young man jumped in the
back seat of the victim's vehicle and just started hitting
him and when the victim attempted to call using his cell
phone, (Superman) grabbed the cell phone and he stomped on
it," said Sgt. Angella Abrams, of the Ann Arbor Police
Department. When the victims got out of the car, people
from the house party came toward the car, and a large street
fight broke out. Officers spotted the costumed man in the
crowd and arrested him. "He was in costume, and it was a
pretty terrible Superman costume at that," said Mark
Majewski, who witnessed the incident. Police do not know the
motive for the attack.
Baš smo juče johnson i ja uživali uz "Get Your Buiscits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed", "They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore", "People Who Read People Magazine" i "The Ballad of Charles Whitman".
Pokušavamo da nađemo stari klasik:
"Cum Stains on a Pillow (Where Your Sweet Head Used to Be)"
Moguće je da sam ovo već spominjao, pamćenje mi je nešto kratko u posljednje vrijeme (tj. nekih 25 godina).
Elem, igraju tako neka dvojica tipova neke igre na XBox-u, dernjaju se, cika, vriska i ostalo i njihovog cimera to toliko iznervira da uzme pištolj i opuca prema opakoj mašini. Međutim, metak se 'ladno odbije od konzolu. (Maznuto iz Sveta kompjutera).
--------- The Plane Ride Left Him Feeling Beaten -----------
MOSCOW - All he wanted was some more wine for his girlfriend,
but instead he got a beating from flight attendants who had
apparently already had too much wine themselves. Artyom
Chernopup was flying in economy class with his girlfriend
when he asked a flight attendant for another glass of wine
for her. "The attendants refused, claiming that they had
already run out," Aeroflot spokeswoman Dannenberg said.
Chernopup decided to take matters into his own hands and
wandered back to the galley to pour the wine himself. This
is when three male attendants began beating him. When the
flight landed, Chernopup had a black eye and was taken away
for medical attention. Doctors also checked the attendants
and determined there were "clear signs of inebriation."
Chernopup has since filed assualt charges against the
drunken flight attendants.
APPLETON, Wis. - A man in a wheelchair got a little too
close to a passing train and was injured when the gas tank
on the train engine clipped his wheelchair. The reason he
was that close? He was busy making obscene gestures at the
crew of the passing train. And it seems this is not an
unusual occurrence. Leland Laird told police he sometimes
"flips off" the trains because he is upset by their loud
horns. Engineers and conductors even think of him as a
regular. "He lives right near the intersection. That's his
way of addressing the loud horns blowing," Lt. Pat
Matuszewski said. Laird was treated at Appleton Medical
Center for an abrasion to his left arm. Laird told officers
he has been wheelchair-bound since 1989 when a car he was
driving was struck by a train. You'd think that would be
enough to keep him away from the tracks...
OSLO, Norway - If you're trying to impress a woman, getting
stuck stark naked probably isn't the best way to go about it.
Emergency crews had to free a drunken Swede who got himself
trapped under a gate with no clothes on in downtown Oslo. He
told officers he tried to visit a woman at her apartment
house early Monday morning. When she wouldn't let him in, he
turned to leave, but found the gate leading to the street
was locked. Thinking he could squeeze underneath if he took
off his clothes, he stripped down and attempted to maneuver,
only to get stuck for about four hours. Fire crews used a
hydraulic lift to jack up the gate and free the man. The man
said that at least the object of his affections was a real
stunner. Well, then I guess that makes it worth all the
trouble...
BURLINGAME, Calif. - Application for a U.S. patent has been
filed by a California man for his system that allows the
dead to speak from their tombs, New Scientist reported
Thursday. Robert Barrows of Burlingame has devised a hollow
headstone fitted with a flat LCD touch screen. It also
houses a computer with a hard disc or microchip memory that
allows the deceased to speak from the grave through a video
message. The tombstone would draw its electricity from the
cemetery's lighting system, and as a civil touch, comes with
wireless headphones so as not to disturb others. If his
patent is granted, Barrows says he would encourage people
to leave a parting video with their lawyer when making out a
will. Gary Collison, professor of American studies at
Pennsylvania State University in Pittsburgh, thinks video
tombstones are a natural progression from outsize monumental
stonework. "Cemeteries are places where people try to outdo
each other," he said. "This would certainly be a new way to
do that."
+------------------ Bizarre Town Names --------------------+
Horneytown, North Carolina
Whynot, North Carolina
Hicksville, Ohio
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Slaughterville, Oklahoma
Idiotville, Oregon
Virginville, Pennsylvania
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Ding Dong, Texas
Looneyville, Texas
Butts, Virginia
Imalone, Wisconsin
Toad Suck, Texas
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Unalaska, Alaska
French Lick, Indiana
HOUSTON - Apparently, being legally insane isn't enough to
keep you off a jury in Houston. Even though Nathan Dale
Campbell gouged his girlfriend's eyes with a steak knife, he
still received a jury summons and might even be able to
serve. Campbell was first summoned to report for Harris
County jury service Monday, but the date was then
rescheduled to Aug. 30. He was acquitted in 1997 after a
jury determined he was legally insane when he attacked girl-
friend Kristen West, blinding her in one eye and permanently
damaging sight in the other. The attack followed West's
refusal of Campbell's marriage proposal. He said he thought
her eyes were demons. Campbell was later released from the
state hospital in 2003 after doctors said he was ready to
live in the community under supervision. Jim Leitner,
Campbell's lawyer, said his client is legally qualified to
serve if he wants to, but that his selection was unlikely.
Let's hope so.
----------- Shoplifters Are - I Mean At - Large ------------
SOUTH AFRICA - Shopkeepers and supermarkets in the port city
of Durban have been terrorized in recent months by gangs of
oversized women shoplifters. The women target stores in the
city's business district and will create a "commotion" to
distract security while their partners in crime fill their
bags with goodies. "Size is a factor in that they use it to
intimidate the staff," Inspector Michael Read said, adding
that the women operated in gangs of between four and 10.
"The modus operandi is that some of them pick up a mock
fight or cause commotion while the others fill oversized bags
with clothes. Read also added that "several arrests have been
made but some of these women are still at large." Did he
really say that with a straight face?
-------- It Was A Pleasure Doing Business With You ---------
Revenge was sweet for one bitter boyfriend who decided to
post a video of him and his ex having sex on the internet.
Paul Clarke printed business cards and handed them out at
his ex-girlfriend Clara Whitehouse's 21st birthday party.
These cards didn't have typical business information on
them, rather, they revealed the website where viewers could
enjoy a different type of "business" taking place. He also
took the liberty to deliver these cards to her neighbors and
her workplace. By the time police were called and the site
was taken down, it had received over 300 hits. The site also
had nude photos of her. The couple had been dating for
three years when Clarke discovered that Whitehouse had been
cheating on him. He admitted to the harassment and the case
was adjourned for reports before sentence.
+------------------- Bizarre U.S. Laws --------------------+
Alabama:
It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter
in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska:
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a
moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for
the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona:
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a
Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Connecticut:
In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h.,
even when going to a fire.
Delaware:
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is
carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Illinois:
In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the
opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The
officially recognized language is "American."
In Gurnee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200
pounds to ride horses in shorts.
In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.
Iowa:
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission
to see a one-armed piano player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15
minutes before attending a fire.
BOSTON - Well, here's one way to get revenge on your cheat-
ing spouse. Wayne Gethers was parked in a limo "enjoying the
company of an unidentified female" in the backseat when his
wife drove up in another limo the couple owns together.
Yvesnane Gethers became enraged when she saw what was
happening and slammed her limo into her husband's limo
repeatedly before Wayne Gethers tried to escape. She
followed him as he drove away and rammed him at least five
to seven times in a pursuit that reached speeds of 40 to 50
miles per hour. Police found Yvesnane Gethers with the
couple's four children, ages 13, 11, 3, and 2 in the back
seat. She was handcuffed at the scene next to the Lincoln
Grand Marquis she was driving. According to her husband, "I
was not having sex with no woman." As for reconciling with
his wife, he said, "I'm afraid of her right now. I don't
want nothing of it."
---------- Time for a Little Hands-On Education ------------
LONDON - In order to make a biology class more stimulating,
a teacher ordered three 15-year-old Brazilian students to
masturbate during the lesson. According to Ananova a report
in the La Prensa said that the instructor allegedly asked
the students to masturbate in order to eject sperm that the
class could study under a microscope. The students of Nossa
Senhora do Rosario school in Campo Grande, Rio de Janeiro,
would not give the teacher a hand during the lesson and have
decided to sue the instructor instead. "It is a disrespect-
ful and bizarre thing to ask a student, we are all horri-
fied," a police spokeswoman was quoted as saying.
+----------------- More Bizarre U.S. Laws -----------------+
Kansas:
It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode
on Sundays.
In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may
not be used as grounds for divorce.
In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper.
In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in
August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing
a striped shirt.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at
all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault" to bite someone in New
Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false
teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
Maine
In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the
chin with feather dusters.
The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars.
In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her land-
lord.
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
STOCKHOLM - Organizers of the CowParade art exhibit are
none-too-happy that one of their fiber-glass cows has been
kidnapped by Swedish graffiti artists. The kidnappers held
power drills to the sculpture's head and threatened to
"sacrifice" it unless the cows were deemed "non-art." A
video was sent to a newspaper that showed the cow flanked
by two masked figures holding power drills in front of a
sign reading "Stockholm's Militant Graffiti Artists." "We
demand that the cows are declared non-art. Otherwise the
hostage will be sacrificed," said a voice on the video. The
artists gave the CowParade organizers until noon on August
23 to go along with their demand. "We are very upset about
the whole matter," said Helena Cederberg, a spokeswoman for
CowParade, which is described as "the world's largest public
art event." Police are currently investigating the case of
the missing cow.
+---------------- More Bizarre U.S. Laws -----------------+
Maryland:
In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no
matter how dirty they get.
Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for
each offense.
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one
second.
It's illegal to mistreat oysters.
It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the
radio.
Michigan:
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to
her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is
parked on your property.
In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as
"mechanics."
Nebraska:
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions
between 7am and 7pm.
In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers'
chests.
If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or
her parents may be arrested.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are
simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
***
ovo je vise sega, nego sto je za ovu temu, ali evo:
Od uzbuđenja poružičastio
Jedan albino aligator toliko se uzbudio zbog preseljenja u Iowu na izložbu albino životinja, da se njegovom albinizmu zameo svaki trag. Uzbuđena dva i pol metarska životinja prošlog je četvrtka posve poružičastila.
"Ovakva reakcija na novi okoliš nije neobična za albino aligatore", kazao je direktor Blank Park Zoo-a u Iowi, David Allen.
Ružičasti aligator postao je prava atrakcija među djecom, koja ga redovito obilaze svakog petka, a dobio je i prigodni nadimak – Pinkie.
Pinkijeva ružičasta boja tijela do petka je pomalo izblijedila, izvjestile su glavešine zoo-a, no njuška mu je još uvijek zadržala stari ružičasti sjaj, a potpuni Pinkijev oporavak očekuje se već ovoga tjedna.
Na ovoj zanimljivoj izložbi će se još moći vidjeti i albino piton, som, daždevnjak, kao i bijela deva.
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----------- The Funeral Was A Real Train Wreck -------------
TORONTO - Imagine the surprise of mourners attending the
wake of a man hit by a train when the "victim" strolled in,
alive and well. Dane Squires' sister had identified him as
the man struck by a train last Friday night and family and
friends had gathered to remember their loved one. The
mourners had just returned to Squires' sister's home after
the funeral, when the man himself walked through the door.
The cremation of the "body" has been put on hold now that
police have to start all over again trying to identify the
corpse. "This is ... an extremely rare occurrence," the
coroner said. Well, I would hope so.
------------------ Smells Like Victory ---------------------
LOS ANGELES - Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester
Stallone's mother have projected President George Bush the
winner in November. Yes, that's right, the canines foresee
the president will beat Democratic challenger John Kerry by
15 percent. It seems that Jackie Stallone's dogs channel
messages from the spirit world and send them to her tele-
pathically. She said her animals also predict California
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will take advantage of a future
constitutional amendment allowing foreign-born U.S. citizens
to serve as president, and take on Kerry's running mate,
John Edwards, in the presidential campaign of 2008. However,
the dogs can't tell yet who will win that race. Apparently,
the psychic pups also called Schwarzenegger's victory -- "by
a major margin" -- in California's recall election last year.
--------------- I Hope That's Not Homework -----------------
DALLAS - A teacher has taken leave from Gabe P. Allen
Elementary School after sending a first-grade student home
with his feces in his backpack after he had an accident in
class. The teacher was so upset when the student soiled
the classroom floor that she wrapped up the 6-year-old's
mess and sent it home with a note. Dallas school district
spokesman Donald Claxton said, "It generally appears the
teacher was trying to help raise awareness with the family.
It's just an unfortunate incident. Unfortunately, she took
this course of action." I guess his parents won't be hang-
ing this creation on the fridge.
+------------ Bizarre Church Bulletin Messages -------------+
The following are actual announcements taken from church
bulletins:
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and
north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both
ends.
Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk, please come early.
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson
will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the
pastor.
Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All those wishing to become little mothers,
please meet the minister in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come
forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of
the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congrega-
tion will join in.
On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something
on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of paper.
A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church
basement. Music will follow.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the
birth of David Alan Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius
Belser.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
BURLINGTON, Iowa - A psychiatrist wasn't pleased with
having to pay for a parking ticket. According to police,
Ronald Preston McPike, was so upset about the fine that he
smeared excrement on the money that he used to pay for his
ticket. He was charged with harassment of a public official
and plead not guilty. Police say that they received an
envelope labeled "Foreign brown substance on bills" and
contained his ticket. McPike claims the money fell in a
toilet and was retrieved to pay the ticket. If convicted,
McPike could face approximately 30 days of jail time and a
$500 fine.
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- This man apparently doesn't under-
stand the phrase "'Til Death Do Us Part." Kamaruddin Mohammed,
72, has just tied the knot for the 53rd time, remarrying the
very first woman he wed. "I am not a playboy. I just love
seeing beautiful women," said the groom. In between marrying
Khadijah Udin, in 1957 and again on Monday, he married 51
times. He was married to a Thai woman the longest, for 20
years. His shortest marriage lasted two days. Kamaruddin
insists that he is a one-woman man. "I don't like flings. I
also don't believe in marrying more than one woman at a time,"
he said.
:cry: In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one
second.
ovo je zaista uvrnuto :wink:
BILLINGS, Mont. - Raising children is a tough job, but some
parents don't make it any easier. Jessica Durham is accused
of allowing her 18-month-old daughter to smoke marijuana to
help her with eating and sleeping habits. Durham pleaded
innocent in U.S. District Court. Things look bad for her
thanks to court documents containing photos, taken by the
defendant's friend, showing the toddler smoking a bong pipe.
Durham's friend testified that she let her smoke marijuana
because she was having trouble sleeping and wasn't eating.
Hey, my mother would have taken me to the doctor, but that's
just how my family does things.
----- Harry Potter and the Accusations of Witchcraft -------
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A South African teenager has
refused to answer a school test question about a Harry
Potter book, as he claims the series promotes witchcraft,
The Sun reported. John Smit, 18, appealed to his teachers in
Johannesburg, asking he be given a substitute question, as
the one he found offensive was worth 30 percent of the
paper's marks. He has the support of his mother in opposing
the magical, bespectacled and best-selling creation of
author JK Rowling. "The Bible is against witchcraft," was
all she would tell reporters. Smit even sparked some
political backing in his protest, including African
Christian Democrat member of parliament Cheryllyn Dudley,
who said "I've read Harry Potter books -- they are witch-
craft manuals."
Quote from: "Ghoul"----- Harry Potter and the Accusations of Witchcraft -------
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A South African teenager has
refused to answer a school test question about a Harry
Potter book, as he claims the series promotes witchcraft,
The Sun reported. John Smit, 18, appealed to his teachers in
Johannesburg, asking he be given a substitute question, as
the one he found offensive was worth 30 percent of the
paper's marks. He has the support of his mother in opposing
the magical, bespectacled and best-selling creation of
author JK Rowling. "The Bible is against witchcraft," was
all she would tell reporters. Smit even sparked some
political backing in his protest, including African
Christian Democrat member of parliament Cheryllyn Dudley,
who said "I've read Harry Potter books -- they are witch-
craft manuals."
Pa Hari poter i jeste promocija vesticarenja. Sad sto je upakovano u deciju knjigu to je druga stvar (najlakse je decu indoktrinirati). Cak mi se cini i da u knjigama nase dece postoje takve budalastine (u citanci ili slicno).
+-------------- Bizarre Facts About America --------------+
Need something new to bet on? Head out to Deming, New Mexico
for its annual duck races.
Okmulgee, Oklahoma still holds the world record for the
biggest ice cream and cookie party.
Here's a stretch for tourism in Berkley Springs, West
Virginia: "George Washington bathed here."
If you like Idaho potatoes, think about visiting Shelley,
Idaho, home of the "Idaho Annual Spud Day."
Chittenago, New York, is home to the annual "Munchkin's
parade."
Arizona's official state neckwear is the Bola tie.
Maine produces 90 percent of the country's toothpick supply.
Every year on September 10, the people in Fruita, Colorado
celebrate "Mike the Headless Chicken Day" in honor of a
chicken that lived four years after it was beheaded.
In Wyoming, you need a license to take a picture of a rabbit
during January, February, March, or April.
Texas has an official state shell. It's the Lightning Whelk.
The International Checkers Hall of Fame is in Petal,
Mississippi.
***
--------- Voting Not Too Much Labor For One Woman ----------
HARRISBURG, Pa. - Voting for a new president is a serious
matter, and some people are so determined to vote that
nothing will stand in their way. Dr. Andrea Shaer wanted to
cast her vote during Tuesday's election so badly even
though she went into labor with her third child. Upon
arriving at her polling station, she saw more than 100
voters were lined up at Penn State Milton S. Hershey Medical
Center. So, she left, gave birth and returned 30 minutes
prior to the poll's closing. "Knowing how close the race
is in Pennsylvania and being a mom, with all the issues
there, I just had to try" to vote, Shaer said. She even
voted while hooked up to an intravenous drip. Now that's
determination.
---------- Christian Throws Himself to the Lions -----------
TAIPEI, Taiwan - Here's one incredibly lucky, but incredibly
stupid man. A 46-year-old religiously devout man jumped into
the lion's den at the Taipei Zoo in an attempt to convert
the lions to Christianity. I'm not making this up, folks. He
apparently leaped into the den of African lions and shouted
"Jesus will save you!" He also commanded them to "come bite
me," which one of the male lions eagerly did. A video showed
the lion tearing a jacket off the man, clawing him and
biting him in the leg. Zoo workers drove the lion off using
water hoses and tranquilizer guns. If the lions hadn't been
fed earlier in the day, the man might have suffered a much
worse fate. [ovo je bilo i na BLIC.CO.YU pre neki dan]
Music mogul P Diddy is making a bid to be the first
black James Bond. The rapper, who also runs his own record
label and clothing range, modestly believes he is perfect
for the 007 role.
The man formerly known as Puff Daddy said: 'The world is
ready for a black James Bond.' Producers behind the James
Bond franchise are said to be undecided who will step into
the role vacated by Pierce Brosnan.
I think it's possible to install P. Daddy as 007, but there
will have to be a few changes in the James Bond world in
order to accommodate him. For example...
Ms. Moneypenny will now be referred to as 'bitch.'
Bond will trade in his Walther PPK for a 'gat.'
The trademark 'Dum da-da-da dum' Bond theme music will be
replaced with "It's All About the Benjamins."
And finally, Bond will no longer work alone but will conduct
his espionage in the company of his posse.
On second thought, I think a J. Bonddy just might work.
Quote from: "milant"
Pa Hari poter i jeste promocija vesticarenja. Sad sto je upakovano u deciju knjigu to je druga stvar (najlakse je decu indoktrinirati). Cak mi se cini i da u knjigama nase dece postoje takve budalastine (u citanci ili slicno).
Bolje veštičarenje nego monoteizam.
+---------------- Bizarre Celebrity Quotes -----------------+
"My boyfriend calls me 'Princess,' but I think of myself
more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retarded.'"
-Alicia Silverstone
"I didn't even know my bra size until I made a movie."
-Angelina Jolie
"My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think
about it, I just have it."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"This time I'm going to be the bride. She got me these pink
panties with a big bow on them."
-Billy Bob Thornton
"I would rather have a cup of tea than sex."
-Boy George
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
-Mike Tyson
"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's
a bogey then just pick it, man."
-Justin Timberlake
"Wal-mart...do they like make walls there?"
-Paris Hilton
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
-Cameron Diaz
"My child was not only carried by me, but by the universe."
-Celine Dion
"I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers."
-Moby
"I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day."
-Linda Evangelista
"I think the longer I look good, the better gay men feel."
-Cher
"I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been put
through hell on Earth."
-Liza Minnelli
"I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt."
-Madonna
"I'm thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say
I've got one."
-Noah Wyle
SAN FRANCISCO, - A California man who got drunk, stole a
fire truck and got it stuck in the mud then did the next
obvious thing: call for a tow truck. But instead of a tow
truck, Claud Gipson-Reynolds got highway patrol troopers,
who did the next obvious thing: lock him up. The 36-year-old
Santa Rosa resident had been fighting with his wife when he
went on a binge and got his car stuck in the mud Friday
night. He broke into a nearby volunteer fire station and
drove one of its trucks through the garage door and over to
his vehicle so he could pull it out of the mud. But then he
got that stuck, too. "I could probably get on that show,
'World's Dumbest Criminals,'" Gipson-Reynolds said Saturday
after bailing out of jail on charges of vehicle theft and
drunken driving.
The Bible declares that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned, and this young man makes this point very clear. While we can all wax lyrical about JK Rowling's contribution in getting children to start reading, the key issue is "What are they reading?"
As a Christian I would not want my child to be fed witchcraft disguised as literature.
Witchcraft is a spiritual matter and the sooner we expose Rowling's agenda in this matter, the better. This goes to the core of how Christian parents need to respond to such matters.
The permissiveness that has infiltrated many Christian families, who have surrendered the right to raise their children to the "syllabus" and school teachers, is a major source of concern.
Young people experimenting with drugs, witchcraft, homosexuality and Satanism is not only as a result of the influence of society, but the failure of parents to take their biblical responsibility. The Star's assertion that the bad guys in the Potter books come off worst does not hold water.
There are no good morals about witchcraft. It is simply witchcraft, witches and wizards. Society is being desensitised and fed dangerous spirituality through TV programmes like Sabrina and Charmed on SABC.
It's time we learnt something and took a stand!
Pastor Gugulethu Maqetuka
Booysens, Johannesburg
Quote from: "Melita"Quote from: "milant"
Pa Hari poter i jeste promocija vesticarenja. Sad sto je upakovano u deciju knjigu to je druga stvar (najlakse je decu indoktrinirati). Cak mi se cini i da u knjigama nase dece postoje takve budalastine (u citanci ili slicno).
Bolje veštičarenje nego monoteizam.
Lažeš, Melita!
I dalje mi nije jasno zašto se svi bune protiv Herija Potera a niko ne spominje Gospodara prstenova (?). K'o da je JK Rowling izmislila čarobnjake i vještice...
----------- Chainsaw Massacre: Australian Style ------------
INGLEWOOD, S. Queensland - We are all guilty of over-
reacting from time to time. Now, here's a story about our
king. Two friends were driving along a property fence line
around 2 a.m. when they were attacked by a man with a
chainsaw. The attacker happened to be the passenger's
neighbor who was upset the car was on his property.
According to police, he allegedly ran towards the car with
the chainsaw and cut through the passenger door. The 35-
year-old victim was airlifted to a Brisbane hospital to
treat severe stomach wounds. The attacker was apprehended
and charged with grievous bodily harm, unlawful wounding
and willful damage. Leatherface could not be reached for
comment.
Quote from: "Invisible_Man"I dalje mi nije jasno zašto se svi bune protiv Herija Potera a niko ne spominje Gospodara prstenova (?). K'o da je JK Rowling izmislila čarobnjake i vještice...
Pa zato sto je Gospodar fantazija, i nema je u lektiri ili citanci.
A Hari Poter ide u skolu za vestice (u kojoj se slavi Bozic!!!), i uci da madjija, a sem toga, ako se dobro secam nalazi se u nekoj citanci za osnovnu skolu.....pogotovu sad kad svi mogu da prave knjige za skolu i da ubacuju kojekakve budalastine.
kad god se pomenu vestice i vesticarenje, mene asocijacija prvenstveno odvede u decje slikovnice pune nosatih babuskara sto kuvaju magijske specijalitete, goje decu po kavezima, jasu na metli i tako to...pa se nasmejem.
a onda asocijacija skrene na inkviziciju i lomace. pa se ne smejem uopste.
razlika je sto u ono prvo veruju deca do negde cetvrte, pete godine.
u ovo drugo veruju jedino odrasli ljudi.
+--------------------- Bizarre Signs ----------------------+
[Actual signs spotted around the world]
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:
Do not activate with wet hands.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone
in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to
young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the
machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the
machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the
road and stop reading these signs.
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.
Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here
for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove
all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night
but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses
rude ought to see the manager.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the
teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all
by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft.
Please use side entrance)
------------ Breast Milk is Going to the Dogs --------------
WELLINGTON - A New Zealand woman has decided the best way
to ensure that her pet puppy will protect her baby daughter
is to breastfeed it. I'm not sure I follow the logic, but
Kura Tumanako says, "I wanted to raise it (the pup) with my
baby. I wanted to bring it up with a baby. It will protect
her as they grow up." Since her baby stopped taking the milk,
Tumanako has been breastfeeding the Staffordshire bull
terrier pup because she "didn't want to waste it (the milk)."
She has fed the dog twice a day for the past week but hopes
to wean it off in about six weeks' time. "He drinks more
than the baby. It doesn't hurt, but it's a little bit tick-
lish."
+---- More Mistakes From New English Language Students ----+
[These were such a hit that I thought I'd include a few
more!]
"In some countries, you should only drink the water that a
tourist already drank. Maybe it will taste bad, but it will
not have poison."
"My father is a highly rank government official."
"This morning, I was walking outside, when suddenly a big
shower fell on me!"
"We won two gold medals, one silver, and four blonds!"
"Please execute me for being late."
"I never liked mushrooms, but now they are starting to grow
in me."
"Such behavior will result in immediately being exploded
from the university."
"The groom was wearing a very nice croissant."
"My landlord gave me a one year contraction. It will be
over soon."
"I can usually know when he is lying because he starts to
breed a little faster."
"I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting."
"Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking. My friend
hit my back very hard until I stopped. I was so lucky he
was there!"
-------------- An Un-bee-lievable Getaway ------------------
SEDALIA, Mo. - A shoplifter, suspected of taking about $60
worth of perfume, batteries, CDs and a pair of scissors
from a local K-Mart, found himself in a tight spot. When
security personnel followed him into the store's bathroom,
they were surprised by approximately 100 bees. According to
Commander John DeGonia of the Sedalia Police Department,
"He probably started yelling 'Bees! Bees,' then created this
big diversion and got away. He must have walked into the
store with them in a jar or a container." The bumblebee
bandit is still at large.
Dakle:
Chuck Sheperds NEWS OF THE WEIRD (odlican sajt)
Perhaps the strangest election result this year was in Orange County, Calif., where a school board seat went not to the favored establishment candidate but to an unknown, Steve Rocco, who never campaigned or even appeared in public. (He did tell a friend after the election that he would appear at the board meeting on Dec. 9.) Among the little information known about him: His candidate registration included one page of (according to the Los Angeles Times) "densely typed text cut and pasted together, and filled with rambling prose," and several years ago, he hosted a 17-episode interview series on public-access TV while wearing dark glasses.
+------------- Most Bizarre Stories of 2004 --------------+
Here is a selection of some "offbeat" stories which offered
an insight into human nature in 2004, courtesy of yahoo.com:
ZHENGZHOU, China: A Chinese couple raised their only child
for 13 years in the belief it was a girl, until a visit to
the local hospital alerted them to the fact that he was
really a boy with underdeveloped sexual organs. They did not
realize anything was wrong until they were baffled by a
"reaction in the lower half of his body" whenever he watched
pretty women on TV.
RATCHABURI, Thailand: A group of Thai Buddhist monks were
arrested and defrocked after holding a spate of rowdy drug
and alcohol parties. Villagers complained about their wild
behavior and drug-taking at the local temple. Five of the
saffron-robed monks tested positive for amphetamine pills
and a sixth was blind drunk.
COSENZA, Italy: A driverless railway engine thundered nearly
120 miles through southern Italy at 50 miles an hour before
staff managed to derail it. The driver had set the loco-
motive in motion, leaned out to see if the line ahead was
clear, then slipped and fell from his cabin. Another railway
worker tried to jump aboard and stop it but failed and the
train gathered speed until it was finally switched to a
track with a long incline and it smashed through buffers at
a disused station before finally coming to a halt.
ZAGREB: A South African who fell in love with a Croatian
beauty he has never even spoken to, traveled halfway round
the world in search of the woman of his dreams. Keith van
der Spuy saw the woman only twice, on a boat and in a night-
club, while on vacation in the former Yugoslav republic but
could not get her out of his head and returned to Croatia
weeks later, with two diamonds in his pocket, to track down
the haunting blonde -- but, sadly, to no avail.
ALDERSHOT, England: A drunken soldier sparked a major secur-
ity alert after leaving a regimental party dressed as an
Arab suicide bomber. Fifteen police cars, along with dog
handlers were called out after a passer-by spotted someone
near an army base wearing an Arab-style robe, a turban and
false beard, as well as orange paper, wires and candles
stuffed into a jacket to make it look like he was carrying
explosives. The soldier, who was drunk, was ordered to pay
a small on-the-spot fine.
LONDON: A number of wealthy clients of the smart London
restaurant Zafferano clubbed together to buy one of the most
expensive truffles in the world for 40,000 euros (53,000
dollars), but it ended up spoiling in a refrigerator. The
850-gram (30-ounce) delicacy from Tuscany was put on display
at the restaurant but then the chef went on vacation after
locking the truffle in the fridge and taking the keys with
him. When he returned after four days, he found it had
rotted, forcing the owner to throw the whole thing out.
CHISINAU, Moldova: The president of first division football
club Roso saw red when the referee awarded a penalty against
his team, so he leaped into his jeep, drove it on to the
pitch and tried to run the hapless official down. Mikhail
Makayev chased the astonished referee around the ground for
several minutes until he escaped by clambering up into the
stands. The match was abandoned and Roso's opponents
Poitekhnik were awarded the game 3-0.
GUWAHATI, India: An army officer was dismissed and another
suspended after a court martial found they splashed tomato
ketchup on civilians to make them look like dead Assam
separatist rebels in a bid for a gallantry medal. Colonel
H.S. Kohli took photos of civilians posing as corpses and
gave them to his senior officers as proof of the killings,
but records later showed no deaths had been reported.
PALEMBANG, Indonesia: A landmark bridge in Sumatra is in
danger of collapse because too many men are urinating on one
of its steel pillars. Surveyors have found that the Ampera
bridge in Palembang has begun to lean at an angle and rocks
slightly when traffic is heavy. The acidic fluid's corrosive
forces could lead to the eventual collapse of the bridge.
OSLO: Until the divorce papers dropped into her mail box, a
22-year-old woman was unaware that she had been married to a
complete stranger for a year. The woman's wallet was snatched
some years ago and her identification cards were used in an
Islamic ceremony to unite her and a Pakistani man in holy
matrimony. She hopes to have the marriage annulled, but
investigators have closed the case as they cannot find the
man, believed to be operating under several different
aliases.
------------- Sniper Sets His Sight on Santa ---------------
VENTURA, Calif. - No one is safe now a days, not even Santa.
Apparently, there's a sniper on the loose and he's aiming
for jolly old St. Nick. Ventura County authorities reported
that someone fired five bullets into the face of a 20-foot-
high Santa statue. The officers that responded to the call
came across the bullet holes and recovered the empty shell
casings. At this time no arrests have been made. The statue's
owner had this to say, "You've got to be a pretty strange
individual to want to shoot Santa Claus." And stay away
from the Easter Bunny too.
----------------------- Oh Rats! --------------------------
NEW YORK - You've heard the phrase "raining cats and dogs,"
but I bet you've never heard of a "rat shower." Well, that's
just what one Bronx woman got when her bathroom ceiling
collapsed and released a pile of debris, dirty water and a
half-dozen wet rats on her as she showered. According to the
woman's lawyer, David Lesch, the rats ended up dead in the
tub after either drowning or hitting the ground headfirst.
The woman, who was not identified, collected a $65,000
settlement check from the rodent shower. Now that the check
has been cut, "she's hoping she can afford another place,"
her lawyer said.
-------- No Presents Left This Guy Feeling Burned ----------
FEASTERVILLE, Pa. -- Here's a guy who knows how to spread
Christmas cheer. Steven Murray was so outraged that he
didn't receive any presents from his family for Christmas
that he burned down his parent's house the next morning.
Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on
Christmas Day, only to later sign himself out and walk the
eight miles home. He told the cops that he saw flames from
a distance, but officers said his jacket smelled like smoke
and they found a lighter in his pocket and a gas can by the
front door. One officer says Murray "was irritated that his
family gave him no presents for Christmas." He has been
charged with arson and risking a catastrophe, and was
jailed on $1 million bail. Nobody was hurt.
SPRINGDALE, Ark. - An Arkansas auto parts store clerk was
surprised when the truck belonging to the customer he was
helping crashed through a window -- with a dog at the wheel.
Michael Henson had left his truck idling in the parking lot
of O'Reilly Auto Parts in Springdale Sunday so he could
show a store worker how his throttle was sticking. Moments
later Henson and clerk Josh Hopper were shocked as they saw
Henson's dog drive his truck straight through a plate-glass
window. "The customer had a problem with his throttle
sticking. He'd left the truck running -- I guess to show the
people at O'Reilly's -- and the dog jumped over and knocked
the truck into gear," said Sgt. Billy Turnbough of the
Springdale Police Department. No one was injured in the
incident.
---- Alcohol Hasn't Killed All of His Brain Cells Yet -----
Buckingham, Pa. - "Necessity is the mother of invention,"
I don't know who said it, but I know who proved it. An
ignition interlock device was installed in a Pennsylvania
man's car after several convictions of drunken driving.
A driver is supposed to exhale into the device and if
alcohol is detected the car will not start. According to
the police the man fooled the contraption by using an air
compressor. His idea might have worked, but police caught
him in a parking lot near his home. One police officer
said the DUI devices can be tricked, it's "just a question
of how far people are willing to go." Well apparently...
Quote from: "Ghoul"---- Alcohol Hasn't Killed All of His Brain Cells Yet -----
Buckingham, Pa. - "Necessity is the mother of invention,"
I don't know who said it, but I know who proved it. An
ignition interlock device was installed in a Pennsylvania
man's car after several convictions of drunken driving.
A driver is supposed to exhale into the device and if
alcohol is detected the car will not start. According to
the police the man fooled the contraption by using an air
compressor. His idea might have worked, but police caught
him in a parking lot near his home. One police officer
said the DUI devices can be tricked, it's "just a question
of how far people are willing to go." Well apparently...
tu stvarčicu imaju i japanski busevi koje je dobio gsp. takođe imaju i speed limiter na 60km/h. šta mislite, koji je novi sport vozača? slušao sam dvojicu kako pričaju ko je uspeo najviše da nagari mašinu, i psuju te antialkoholske džike. naravno, nekeko ih zaobilaze. brzinski rekord je iznad 90, btw.
HA HA, OVAJ JE DOBAR:
-------------------- Famous Last Words ---------------------
OVIEDO, Fla. - Talk about timing. Right after a Presbyterian
minister uttered the words "And when I go to heaven..."
during his sermon, he collapsed and died at the pulpit. The
Rev. Jack Arnold, 69, was at the end of his sermon Sunday at
Covenant Presbyterian Church when he suddenly grabbed onto
the podium before falling to the floor. Several parishioners
with medical backgrounds tried to revive Arnold and
paramedics were called, but he appeared to die instantly.
Before Arnold collapsed, he quoted Bible scholar John Wesley
who said, "Until my work on this earth is done, I am
immortal. But when my work for Christ is done...I go to be
with Jesus."
--------------- He's Really Using His Head -----------------
OMAHA - An Omaha man is using eBay to sell the use of his
forehead to prospective advertisers. Andrew Fischer, 20,
said he was "leasing" his forehead to the highest bidder for
30 days. "I'm basically going to be a billboard for 30 days,"
he said. By Sunday, Fischer had had about 30 bidders and
dozens of questions. As of midday Monday, the high bid was
$10,100. "In some ways it's just a logical extension of
what we've already been exposed to," said Jonna Holland, a
marketing professor at the University of Nebraska at Omaha.
"The key is to do something that pushes the envelope ...
that someone is creative to get the consumer to notice the
message and break through the clutter.
+-------------- Bizarre Courtroom Testimony ---------------+
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
A: All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm?
A: That is the only kind I know.
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A: I refuse to answer that question.
Q: Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A: No.
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you
indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the
furniture.
+------------- Bizarre Bumper Sticker Quotes --------------+
The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Where there's a will, I'm in the way.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably
green.
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have
enough to spare!
Blow your nose, your horn works fine.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Sex is a misdemeanor...the more I miss it, the meaner I
get!
----------- He Really Hit The Nail On The Head ------------
BRECKENRIDGE, Colo. - A Breckenridge, Colo., construction
worker has discovered he shot himself in the face with a
nail gun and did not notice it for six days. Patrick Lawler
went to his dentist's office suffering from a minor tooth-
ache. However, when x-rays were taken, the dentist
discovered a nail lodged just inside the front part of his
brain, just millimeters from his right eye. The nail
apparently entered through Lawler's upper lip when a nail
gun misfired and hit him in the face. Lawler had thought it
was only the gun that hit him. The dentist had Lawler taken
immediately to Littleton Adventist Hospital. A team of
surgeons performed a six-hour operation and successfully
retrieved the 3 1/4 inch nail.
SEATTLE - A Seattle man "with a strong sense of humor" has
left the city $1 million to buy a new fountain, with just
one small stipulation. The work must include the figure of
at least one life-size naked man. Stu Smailes was a retired
computer analyst who died in 2002 at the age of 69 with no
immediate family. The will was quite specific about the
bequest, to be used exclusively "for the purpose of design-
ing, constructing and maintaining a fountain or fountains
located within the city of Seattle. The fountain(s) shall
include one or more unclothed, life-size male figure(s)
designed in the classical style, i.e.: realistic." His
lawyer, Tim Bradbury, said Smailes had supported arts groups
in the past, but none of his previous gifts were on this
scale.
---------- Why Gymnastics Should Stay in the GYM -----------
NORTH FORT MYERS, Fla. - For 23-year-old Molly Jerman common
sense was not too common. According to sheriff's officials,
Jerman fell to her death while attempting a handstand on the
railing of a second-floor balcony. During the attempted
handstand, she suddenly overturned and fell to the hotel
patio. A police report said that just before she fell she
told a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do." Police
stated that foul play is not to be the cause of the
incident. This just goes to show you if something seems
like a bad idea, it probably is.
--------- Severe Measures For A Little Pleasure ---------
MILAN - Desperate times call for desperate measures. And
this poor guy I'm going to tell you about was without a
doubt desperate. Police are searching for a pistol-wielding
robber who held up a sex shop in Milan on Wednesday. The
horny crook made his big getaway with some female leather
bondage gear and a blow-up sex doll. The clerk at the "Night
Shop" thinks the robber might be unhappy with the payout of
his hold-up, which only earned him about 60 euros ($78).
"There was just a little cash, the clerk said, "Then he
took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit
for a woman." Even though the cash he stole might not buy
the robber happiness, the inflatable doll may do the job...
------------------ This Guy's My Hero! ---------------------
PRAGUE - A Czech man looking for a cheap way to get drunk
hid in a restaurant washroom until all the employees left
and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth. Cleaning
crews later found him drunk and passed out on the floor of
the bar of the restaurant, the CTK news agency reported on
Thursday. "He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism
..and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed
them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer,"
CTK quoted a police official as saying. Since he caused
8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box, he faces
charges of damaging property.
----- One Way to Lower Your Libido... and Blood Supply -----
Reno, Nev. - It's not always a good idea to take things
into your own hands. Police received a call for help from
a 50-year-old Reno man who said he couldn't stop bleeding
from a self-castration operation. Police and paramedics
responded to the call and took the man to the Washoe Medical
Center. According to hospital officials, the man had
administered a successful castration on himself thanks to
directions he found on the Internet. The man said that
he performed the castration in order to lower his libido.
Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal that
"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling."
MACHIAS, Maine - Faking chest pains and pretending to have a
heart attack may not be the best ways to avoid paying the
bill at a restaurant. Elias I. Elias, 54, will most likely
realize this as he spends the next 90 days in jail. According
to authorities, Elias would order a meal, eat and enjoy, and
then fake his need for medical assistance when the check
arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually
left before police arrived. District Attorney Paul Cavanaugh
said the most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias' court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."
:!: :D :)
Najpoznatiji beli crnac, uz George W. Busha verovatno omiljeni svetski negativac, juče je stigao na suđenje pod optužbom za seksualno zlostavljanje 13-ogodišnjeg dečaka Gavina Arviza na svom ranču Nedođija u Kaliforniji.
Nekoliko hiljada zaluđenih fanova okupilo se ispred zgrade suda u Santa Mariji kako bi pozdravilo kontroverznog 46-ogodišnjeg pop-stara. Jackson se popeo na krov svoje crne limuzine i mahao prisutnima, čak je u jednom trenutku i zaplesao na suncu pre nego što se sakrio iza džinovskog kišobrana.
Juče je zapravo tek otpočela selekcija članova porote koja može potrajati i čitavih mesec dana. Preko hiljadu novinara se prijavilo za akreditacije, iako samo suđenje neće biti snimano.
Jackson je u međuvremenu postavio samosažaljivu video-izjavu na svom sajtu, u kojoj tvrdi da je nevin. On je čitavu situaciju opisao kao "košmar" i izjavio kako će biti "oslobođen onda kada istina izađe na videlo": "Imam veliko poverenje u naš pravni sistem i zaslužujem fer suđenje kao svaki drugi američki građanin".
Jackson je takođe istakao kako je dečak ostao na ranču samo zbog toga što je njegova porodica tvrdila da boluje od raka i da su mu potrebni nega i radost.
:)
Bas Cudno...
Quote from: "Ghoul"MACHIAS, Maine - Faking chest pains and pretending to have a
heart attack may not be the best ways to avoid paying the
bill at a restaurant. Elias I. Elias, 54, will most likely
realize this as he spends the next 90 days in jail. According
to authorities, Elias would order a meal, eat and enjoy, and
then fake his need for medical assistance when the check
arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually
left before police arrived. District Attorney Paul Cavanaugh
said the most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias' court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."
chuck palahniuk je napisao, hm, zanimljivu knjigu na slicnu temu...
Man killed mom accidentally, in self-defense
"A young man charged with murdering his mother and cutting up her body said Monday that he killed her after she came at him with a knife during an argument in their Riverside County apartment. Jason Victor Bautista, testifying in his own defense, said the killing was 'accidental self-defense.' ... Bautista and brother Matthew Montejo, 17, were charged with murder and conspiracy. The teenager allegedly helped his brother dispose of the body. Bautista allegedly told police he got the idea to decapitate the woman to prevent identification from an episode of the mafia-themed television show The Sopranos."
Movie-maker Brian De Palma has sparked outrage by sending out a casting call inviting a teen actress to appear in explicit sex scenes - as a 13-year-old. The director of The Untouchables and producer Art Linson want a "Caucasian girl" who is "young" and "completely comfortable with nudity" to play the role of Linda Martin in The Black Dahlia. The search has yet to find a suitable actress and a new casting call warns agents, "Your previous submissions weren't young enough." However, a casting associate on The Black Dahila tells Fox News correspondent Roger Friedman, "We're not hiring anyone underage. But agents and managers were sending us girls in their 20s who looked too old. We want an 18 or 19-year-old who can play 13 or 14, not an actual 13-year-old."
Troubled action man Tom Sizemore is behind bars in Los Angeles after a judge declared his drug use was "out of control" at a probation hearing for the Black Hawk Down star. Judge Antonio Baretto ordered police guards to arrest the actor in court yesterday and take him into custody after hearing he had violated his probation terms by failing a drug test. In his defense, Sizemore told the court he was destitute and living in a garage in Whittier, California. He also claimed to be an expectant father, but Baretto was far from sympathetic, stating, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance." Last month Sizemore had requested permission from the courts to go to Cambodia to shoot a new film. Baretto had agreed, on the condition that he undergo and pass a drug test every day prior to his departure. According to the City Attorney, Sizemore failed the test on the very first day. Meanwhile, Deputy City Attorney Robert Cha has told news show Celebrity Justice that officials recovered what appears to be a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of Sizemore's underwear with a plastic container filled with clean urine. Cha states that this device is commonly used to try and falsify the results of urine-based drug tests. Sizemore has reportedly been caught once before trying to use a similar device. Bail for the actor, who was convicted in 2003 for domestic violence involving his then fiancee Heidi Fleiss, has been set at $25,000.
USPUT, OVO ŠTO SLEDI PRIPADA JEDINO NA OVAJ WEIRD TOPIC:
Hey! I've got some exciting new information for you straight from Warner Brothers studios concerning a possible remake of 1973's "The Exorcist"! The proposed idea is being spearheaded by Warner Brothers and Rogue Pictures (who recently produced "Seed of Chucky) and is looking to star Dakota Fanning and possibly Gary Oldman in a major role. A first draft has already been penned by Jim Cash ("Anaconda").
The project is said to be more of a "reimagining" than a remake, but audiences can expect the same fright factor as the previous Exorcist films.
If everything goes as planned, production could start as soon as Marchof this year. That's about all I can give you for now, hopefullywithin the next couple of weeks there will be some sort of official press release.
----------------- She Had Quite A Ball ----------------------
LONDON - Don't get mad, get even. A British woman was so
angry that her ex-boyfriend refused to have sex with her
that she ripped off one of his testicles with her bare hands.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a drunken rage after Geoffrey
Jones, 37, rejected her advances. Jones had already ended
their long-term relationship when Monti tried to seduce him.
When he refused, she grabbed him by the genitals and tore
off his left testicle. She then hid it in her mouth before
one of Jone's friends handed it back to him saying "that's
yours." Monti pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding and was
sentenced to two and a half years in jail. I want to know
why his friend was there when all this was taking place!
--------- Townspeople Turned On to Naked Karaoke -----------
BERLIN, Conn. - The townspeople of Berlin, Conn. will
finally be able to don only their birthday suits to partake
in "Naked Karaoke." Over a year ago, Marty St. Pierre, co-
owner of the Berlin Station Cafe, put up a sign advertising
"Naked Karaoke." "It was always a joke, nothing more than
that," St. Pierre told the New Britain (Conn.) Herald. How-
ever, 120 people took it seriously, and signed up to
participate. Soon, the town let St. Pierre know he could be
arrested for violation of a sexually oriented business
ordinance. Last month, the ordinance was amended, and now,
the people of Berlin can enjoy Naked Karaoke nights. Although
some feel that allowing people to sing naked in public is an
embarrassment for the town, St. Pierre counters, "It's a
completely voluntary activity."
It seems a club in Boise, Idaho has come up with a unique
solution to a zoning ordinance which prohibits total nudity
in strip clubs.
There is a clause in the ordinance which gives nudity ex-
clusions for artistic displays which include dance, ballet
and dramatic performances, so every Monday and Tuesday,
the club encourages customers to sketch the models as they
perform nude routines.
"As far as the Boise city code, it specifies it has to be
a serious artistic manner and this is a serious artistic
manner," said Chris Teague, Erotic City owner, so he
distributes pencils and sketch pads to patrons during
"art night."
The club has put on art night for two months and has not
received any complaints. You have to appreciate that kind
of ingenuity.
+----- Bizarre Last Words of Men About to Be Executed -----+
As George Appel was being strapped into the electric chair,
he said to the witnesses, "Well, folks, you'll soon see a
baked Appel."
Before Thomas Grasso was given his lethal injection, he
complained, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti.
I want the press to know this."
Sir Walter Raleigh said, "So the heart be right, it is no
matter which way the head lieth." And then he was beheaded.
On his way to the chair, James French said to a newspaper
reporter," I have a terrific headline for you in the morning:
'French Fries.'"
Francis Crowley remarked "You sons of bitches. Give my love
to Mother." Then he was electrocuted.
Just before being hanged, Neville Heath's last request was
for a whiskey. "In the circumstances," he added, "you might
make that a double."
Said Johnny Frank Garrett before being lethally injected:
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of
me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."
Erskine Childers called out to the firing squad, "Take a
step forward, lads. It will be easier that way."
Jimmy Glass said, "I'd rather be fishing." Then he was
electrocuted.
As British serial killer Dr. William Palmer stood on the
gallows, he asked the officials, "Are you sure this thing is
safe?"
+------------------- Bizarre Bequests ---------------------+
In 1987, Bob Fosse, the choreographer and film director left
$378.79 to each of 66 people to "go out and have dinner on
me"; these included Liza Minnelli, Janet Leigh, Elia Kazan,
Dustin Hoffman, Melanie Griffith, Neil Simon, Ben Gazzara,
Jessica Lange, and Roy Scheider.
In 1974, Philip Grundy, a British dentist, left his dental
nurse $271,500 on condition that she didn't wear any makeup
or jewelry or go out with men for five years.
In 1955, Juan Potomachi, an Argentinean, left more than
$37,500 to the local theater on the condition that they used
his skull when performing Hamlet.
In 1765, John Hart left his brother a gun and a bullet "in
the hope that he will put the same through his head when the
money is spent."
In 1950, George Bernard Shaw left a considerable portion of
his estate for the purpose of replacing the standard English
alphabet of twenty-six letters with a more efficient alpha-
bet of at least forty letters - it was never achieved.
The British dramatist Richard Brinsley Sheridan told his son
that he was cutting him out of his will with just a shilling.
His son's reaction was, "I'm sorry to hear that, sir. You
don't happen to have the shilling about you now, do you?"
In 1856, Heinrich Heine, the German poet, left everything to
his wife on the condition that she remarried "so that there
will be at least one man to regret my death."
In 1997, Robert Brett, a Californian who wasn't allowed to
smoke at home, left his entire fortune to his wife, provided
that she smoked four cigars a day for the rest of her life.
[From "That Book of Perfectly Useless Information"]
----------------- Revenge Tastes Sweet ---------------------
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - How do you get back at someone who
puts peanut butter in your cheese sandwich? Well, you
anonymously send them semen-frosted brownies, of course! A
17-year-old student admitted to sending the brownies to a
fellow student, who then shared the sweets with two other
teens. The guilty party told a school resource officer that
he was upset about the peanut butter prank, explaining that
"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he
could explain," according to the police report. The student
was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center.
The victims of the disgusting prank were tested for anything
that might have been transmitted through the body fluid.
------------------ Paging Norman Bates ---------------------
ISTANBUL, Turkey - A man has been detained by Turkish police
for passing himself off as his mother in order to obtain her
retirement pension. Serafettin Gencel disguised himself in
a woman's overcoat, stockings and headscarf when going to a
bank. When bank employees became suspicious of the deep voice
coming from the masquerading Gencel a manager secretly
photographed him and notified police. Gencel reportedly told
officers that his 68-year-old mother had died of natural
causes two years prior. He also stated that he buried her
remains in his basement so he could continue to receive her
pension. Authorities have exhumed Gencel's mother for
investigation. He now faces charges of fraud, conducting a
burial without notification and suspicious death.
+--------------- Bizarre Acts of Stupidity ----------------+
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the
world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu he
came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
sponsor had gone bust, his girlfriend had left him and his
phone and electricity had been cut off.
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the
pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken
fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to
death.
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shak-
ing frantically with what looked like a wire running from
his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two
places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special cere-
mony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer
whale.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years
on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-
page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to
50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused
the copier with the shredder.
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on
a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped
on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
blown to bits.
***
----------------- Bringin' Down the House ------------------
LINDALE, Texas - Smith County Constable Dennis Taylor
recently received the strangest case in his life. A pair of
thieves dismantled an entire three-bedroom brick house in
the East Texas town of Lindale and carried it away until a
pile of dirt was all that remained. When Taylor first got
the call reporting a stolen house, he asked, "Is is a trailer
house, ma'am?" "No, it's a brick house," the real estate
company representative replied. The alleged crooks, Brandon
Parmer and Darrell Maxfield, spent three months carting away
bricks and shingles. They worked slowly during the daylight
hours without being questioned about their work. Apparently,
people assumed that it was the work of two retail stores
laying new foundations nearby. Authorities believe the
suspects took apart the house and sold it for drugs.
--------------- DUI is a Sobering Experience ---------------
ALBION, N.Y. - A 45-year-old woman is charged with driving
while intoxicated after she drove to a police station to
prove her sobriety. The incident started when she picked
up her son from a friend's house and he suspected she'd been
drinking. After the woman and her son argued over her
condition she sought out police to administer a sobriety
test. Upon her arrival, she asked to be given a breath test.
Officers agreed to go along with the rather unusual request.
She was proven wrong and subsequently charge with driving
while intoxicated.
+------------ Bizarre Letters Sent To Landlords ------------+
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until
it is clear.
I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the
man next door.
The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away
from the wall.
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the
kitchen.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden,
which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and
would like a third, so will you please send someone to do
something about it.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a
funny color and not fit to drink.
Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an
old age pensioner and need it straight away.
Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife
got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's
new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools
to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
------------- Deliver Me From This Elevator ----------------
NEW YORK - A broken elevator trapped a Chinese food delivery
man inside for more than 3 days. Thirty-five-year-old Happy
Dragon employee Ming Kung Chen was reported missing when he
failed to return to work after making a delivery late Friday
night. He was discovered by police around 6 a.m. on Tuesday.
He was taken to a hospital and treated for dehydration.
Police were unable to question the missing delivery man
because he didn't speak English.
---------- Did He Go Out Drinking to Celebrate? ------------
LONDON - Through a court typing error, a notorious British
boozer was "ordered" to stay drunk or face jail. Steve
Winstone, 38, was slapped with an Anti-Social Behavior Order
after a series of drunk and disorderly convictions, banning
him from being drunk in public. the Sun reported. At least,
that's what the ASBO was supposed to say. No one noticed the
word "not" added in the wrong place and now it says it's
illegal for Winstone NOT to be drunk in public. He appeared
in court Thursday where he admitted threatening behavior and
got off with a fine because he could not be charged with
breaching the ASBO, as presently written. The magistrate
called him "fortunate."
------- The Golden Years Have Never Been This Good ---------
LONDON - She may look like a sweet little old lady, but
Patricia Tabram knows how to be tough. The 66-year-old
grandmother plead guilty last week to possession of cannabis
and admitted she has shared drug-laced cookies with fellow
pensioners. Tabram said she uses marijuana to ease pains in
her neck and back, and has no intent to stop cooking with
it. "I had it this morning in my scrambled eggs and I'll
have it again for lunch. I'm not giving it up," she told
Channel 4 news. The white-haired granny has become a symbol
for Britain's legalize marijuana campaign. Police said they
raided Tabram's home after a tip-off in May last year and
found 31 cannabis plants along with hydroponic cultivation
equipment.
------- You Could Never Buy This At the Mall Before --------
BUDAPEST - According to local media, the Hungarian Interior
Ministry may green light prostitution at shopping malls. The
daily Nepszabadsag reports that the ministry is planning to
allow prostitutes to conduct business at shopping centers
just as long as the arrangement is carried out elsewhere.
"There is nothing intrinsically wrong legally with an
entertainment center without gratification," quoting a
letter from the ministry. And you thought the mall was busy
before.
Banda penzionera pred sudom zbog serije pljaccki
BERLIN, 4. maja 2005. (Beta) - Pred zemaljskim sudom u Hagenu pocceo
je proces trojici penzionera koju optuzznica tereti za 14 pljaccki
banaka i sstedionica u visse mesta u Nemacckoj.
Sudjenje je privuklo pazznju javnosti ne toliko zbog tezzine prestupa
vech zbog starosti optuzzenih - trojica penzionera stara su 74, 73 i
65 godina. Oruzzani napadi i pljaccke banaka odigrali su se u periodu
izmedju 1989. i 2003. a opljacckano je visse stotina hiljada evra.
Starost provalnika, koji su na sudu izjavili da je "neverovatno lako
opljacckati banku", bila je i razlog ssto je policiji trebalo tako
dugo da bandi udje u trag. Jer, provalnici su na glavama uvek nosili
crne pletene kape i crne dzzempere, ali dole farmerke i sportske
patike.
Policija je godinama tragala za mladim provalnicima, dok jednom
bankarskom sluzzbeniku nije zapalo za oko za da se maskirani zapravo
tesska koraka krechu ka trezoru iz kojeg su hteli da pokupe novac.
Specijalna grupa policajaca pod imenom "dedica" potom je za kratko
vreme uspela da na licu mesta uhvati trocclanu bandu.
Stari su i u Nemaccoj ccessche zzrtve kriminala, nego poccinioci.
Fenomen starih prestupnika tek odnedavno zanima struccnjake.
Savezni ured za suzbijanje kriminala (BKA) saopsstio je da je u
proteklih deset godina broj kriminalaca starijih od 60 godina skoccio
za 28 odsto. U pokrajini Severna Rajna-Vestfalija taj rast iznosio je
ccak 50 odsto - sa 20.000 na 30.000 vremessnih prestupnika.
Pljaccke banaka u ovoj starosnoj grupi i dalje su retke, najccessche
je recc o manjim deliktima, poput kradja po radnjama.
U nemacckim zatvorima su "seniori" i dalje retkost, oni preko 50
godina ccine tek 9,5 odsto zatvrenika.
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The Devil Told Me to Have Sex with Sheep
» From the Bestiality Department
"A cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya on Tuesday after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said. Joshua Kiplagat, 36, sustained a serious head wound when the sheep's owner threw a machete at him after finding him in flagrante delicto with a prize ewe in the Rift Valley district of Bomet, they said. He was then tied to a tree stump for five hours before being frogmarched naked with the violated ovine in tow to a police station where he confessed to several acts of bestiality that he blamed on the devil, they said. 'I was sent by the devil to do that,' Kiplagat told the angry crowd which included several people who accused him of being a warlock and one disgusted woman who claimed to have seen him engaging in sex acts with a dog. 'I saw this man mounting a dog two weeks ago at around seven in the evening and I was so surprised,' said the woman, who gave her name as Leah. The bloodied shoe repairer adamantly denied allegations that he was a wizard and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep. 'I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly,' he said in his defence." —Independent Online (South Africa)
(Thanks to alanr for the link.)
The cobbler, the ewe, the devil — that's a peculiar cast of characters. It almost sounds like some sort of perverted Grimm's fairy tale. In fact, when you first read the story, it's hard not to notice how the story refers to the perp less frequently by his name than by his occupation — cobbler, "bloodied shoe repairer." This has the effect of reinforcing the fairy-tale quality. The perp is a cobbler, i.e. a regular guy, like somebody you might know, or maybe like you yourself. He's the everyman, but then he learns the consequences of dabbling with the black arts. Sorcery leads to bestiality and bestiality to capture. Subsequently the villagers have to exorcise his demons by tying him to a tree stump for five hours.
Actually, once you think about it, the villagers' revenge may be weirder than the sex act they were avenging. Why didn't they just think to call the cops in the first place? You can understand that people might act spontaneously, that they might rough the guy up, but to tie him to a tree stump? Who came up with that idea? And how much did they really beat on him? Five hours is a pretty long time, much longer than you'd need for an impromptu thrashing. Did they just leave him there the whole while? Did they beat on him, take a lunch break, and then return to beat on him some more?
Anyway, maybe you can't blame them. Even if you were a superstitious villager, it would be hard to swallow that excuse about Satan making him do it. After all, the perp remembered to put on a condom before sodomizing the ewe. It hardly seems likely that Satan would ever bother to inveigle you into practicing safe sex.
ko ima osetljiv stomak nek ne cita.
isto vazi za osobe koje ne znaju engleski.
A woman receiving treatment for diabetes at a state-run hospital in eastern India lost one of her eyes after ants nibbled away at it, officials said on Tuesday.
The patient recovering from a post-surgery infection shrieked for help as the ants attacked her on Sunday night, but nurses told her it was normal to feel pain from the infection. On Monday, the patient's family saw a gaping hole with swarming ants in it when they lifted the bandage on her left eye.
Authorities of the Sambhunath Hospital in Kolkata said they were probing the incident. It's not uncommon for ants to attack diabetic patients. We have set up a committee to investigate the unfortunate incident, hospital superintendent A. Adhikary said.
Scampering rats and stray cats and dogs sharing bed space with patients are not uncommon sights at India's overcrowded state-run hospitals that are used by millions of poor and middle-class people.
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+----------------- Bizarre Coincidences -------------------+
A distraught architect threw himself in front of a train in
the London Underground in a suicide attempt. Luckily, the
train stopped inches from his body; in fact, it had to be
jacked off its tracks to allow his removal. When questioned,
however, the driver informed officials he hadn't stopped the
train. An investigation revealed that one of the passengers,
unaware of the suicide attempt, had independently pulled the
emergency brake. London Transport officials considered
prosecuting the passenger for illegal use of the emergency
brake but ultimately decided against it.
George D. Bryson, a businessman from Connecticut, decided to
change his travel plans and stop in Louisville, Kentucky, a
place he'd never visited before. He went to a local hotel
and made preparations to check into Room 307. Before he could
do so, a hotel employee handed him a letter addressed to his
exact name. It turned out the previous occupant of Room 307
was another George D. Bryson.
On three separate occasions - in the years 1664, 1785, and
1860 - there was a shipwreck in which only one person
survived the accident. Each time that one person was named
Hugh Williams.
(DA LI JOŠ NEKO U OVOME VIDI POTENCIJAL ZA NEKU FINU PRIČICU?)
In 1983, a woman told British Rail authorities about a
disturbing vision she had of a fatal train crash involving
an engine with the numbers 47 216. Two years later, a train
had a fatal accident, similar to the one the woman had
described. The engine number, however, was 47 299. Later,
someone noticed that the number had previously been changed
by nervous British Rail officials. The original number:
47 216.
Several secret code words were devised by Allied military
commanders during their preparations to invade Normandy in
World War II. Among them: "Utah," "Neptune," "Mulberry,"
"Omaha," and "Overlord." Before the invasion could begin,
however, all of these words appeared in a crossword puzzle
in the London Daily Telegraph. After interrogating the
puzzle's author, an English school teacher, authorities
became convinced that it was sheer, inexplicable coinci-
dence.
[From Uncle John's 4-Ply Bathroom Reader]
-------- Camera Wasn't The Only Thing Flashing... ----------
(ili, SRPSKE ŽELEZNICE JOŠ UVEK U XIX VEKU!)
LONDON - A train engineer in England has been fired for
taking a photograph of himself naked while working and
sending it to a colleague over his cell phone. The
unidentified man was running a train at 125 mph between
London and Sheffield when the picture was taken, Sky News
said. "The driver has now been dismissed," said a Midland
Main Line spokeswoman. "Safety is, and always will be, our
main priority." Meanwhile, The Sun reported it wasn't an
isolated incident. The newspaper said a number of drivers
have reportedly taken up the hobby of stripping down before
passing other trains, and encouraging fellow engineers to
look at them as they speed past one another.
Wal-Mart Apologizes for Racist Software Glitch
Wal-Mart's attempt to mimic Amazon, NetFlix, and Blockbuster by providing an automated system that recommends movies based on the types of DVDs its customers previously ordered came to a crashing halt Thursday after blogs spread the word that the Planet of the Apes DVD was linked to "Similar Items" that included DVDs about Martin Luther King, Dorothy Dandridge, Jack Johnson and Tina Turner -- all notable African Americans. "We are heartsick that this happened and are currently doing everything possible to correct the problem," Wal-Mart spokeswoman Mona Williams said in a statement. "We were horrified to discover that some hurtful and offensive combinations are being mapped together. ... We are deeply sorry that this happened." The company gave no explanation for how the software program managed to select only films about African-Americans for the recommendations.
http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html
bizarre Quotes From the World of Sports
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I
wan' all the kids to copulate me."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
whichever comes first."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run
over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of
the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear
earrings."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys
line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in
groups of three, then line up in a circle."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out
smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up
at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at
practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know
if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
apathy?' He said, "Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
***
----- Bride Makes A Splash With 'Marriage' to Dolphin ------
LONDON - It was love at first swim for Sharon Tendler when
she met Cindy the dolphin 15 years ago in Eilat, Israel. Her
love for him was so great, in fact, that she took the plunge
and exchanged vows with Cindy in the waters of the groom's
home. Tendler, wearing a white dress and her hair framed in
a veil and pink flowers, got down on one knee to give her
new husband a kiss and a piece of mackerel. After the
ceremony, friends tossed the bride in the water so the
newlyweds could be together. "I'm the happiest girl on
earth," Tendler was cited as saying. "I made a dream come
true and I'm not a pervert. I really do love this dolphin."
This is the kind of story that when you hear it you say to
yourself, thank God this didn't happen in my state. Unless,
of course, you live in Kentucky.
Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity was suspended from activity at
Western Kentucky University after police found a goat at
the group's house - they say was intended for pledges to
have sex with.
The AGRs could face further disciplinary action, including
expulsion, if an investigation by the Bowling Green Police
Department and AGRs national organization finds evidence
of wrongdoing.
AGR local chapter President Brian Peyton said allegations
that the fraternity planned to use the goat for sex are,
"completely false," seeming unwilling to admit that he has
sex with goats.
However, Humane Society examiners found abrasions in the
goat's anus and said the animal was standoffish and scared
of people. But that could be from anything.
The story goes on to state, "Minors were also found drinking
alcohol at the house."
Goat raping and under-age drinking in the same fraternity
house... hard to believe, isn't it?
This is a cautionary tale for all parents getting ready to
send their kids away to college. While you're giving them
the 'safe sex' speech you might also want to include a
little information on animal husbandry.
+----------------- Bizarre Warning Labels -----------------+
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -
Found on an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." - Found on a can of under-
arm deoderant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." - Found on a card-
board sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." - Found on a pack-
age of airline peanuts.
"Not intended for highway use." - Found on a 13-inch wheel
for a wheelbarrow.
"Kills all kinds of insects. Warning: This spray is harmful
to bees." - Found on a can of insecticide.
"WARNING: Contents flammable." - Found on a container of
lighter fluid.
"Do not use orally." - Found on a toilet-bowl cleaning
brush.
"Please keep out of children." - Found on a butcher knife.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." - Found in the manual for a
heated seat cushion.
-------- Girl Left Without A Leg To Stand On -----------
LOS ANGELES - It's bad enough that 16-year-old Melissa Huff
lost her leg in an accident and has to wear prosthetic limbs.
It's even worse that the limbs were stolen from her for the
second time in three months! Huff, who uses a $16,000
prosthetic limb to play softball, and another one, valued at
$12,000, for everyday use, said both were taken from her
bedroom on Tuesday. Her mother Lisa Huff came home on Tuesday
and found the room that Melissa shares with her sister a
mess. Only the artificial legs were gone. In November,
thieves broke into the Huff residence and took just her
prosthetic limb. After that incident, Melissa's prosthetist
and a local real estate company donated about $16,000 for a
new limb. Police are on the hunt to find information on the
missing limbs.
---------- Well, It Seems Pretty Offensive To Me -----------
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - Even though he sexually abused a sheep,
Jeffrey S. Haynes doesn't think he should have to register
as a sex offender. Haynes said that the state registery is
meant to keep track of people who have committed crimes
against humans. But Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor
for the county, argues that he should be registered as a sex
offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children
or weak adults. "The prosecutor is being real hard on me for
what I did," Haynes said. "But I should not be treated as a
child molester." According to police, Haynes was caught having
sex with a sheep on the property of the animal's owner. The
sheep was found injured.
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Kupili fudbalera za 15 kilograma kobasica
Rumunski fudbalski klub Regal Hornija kupio je odbrambenog igrača Marijusa Čoaru za 15 kilograma svinjskih kobasica. Čoara je ranije igrao za drugoligaški klub UT Arad. ,,Odrekli smo se nedeljnog sledovanja kobasica za tim, ali uvereni smo da će se to isplatiti", rekao je portparol Regal Hornije.
(jeste, narocito ako je u pitanju 15 kila 'srpske kobasice' :roll: )
Tužan kraj ove priče je da je pomenuti fudbaler odmah nakon transfera odlučio da ostavi fudbal. Vlasnik kluba je izjavio: "Prvo, izgubili smo dobrog fudbalera, drugo, ostali smo bez hrane za igrače za sedam dana" :evil:
Quote----- Bride Makes A Splash With 'Marriage' to Dolphin ------
LONDON - It was love at first swim for Sharon Tendler when
she met Cindy the dolphin 15 years ago in Eilat, Israel. Her
love for him was so great, in fact, that she took the plunge
and exchanged vows with Cindy in the waters of the groom's
home. Tendler, wearing a white dress and her hair framed in
a veil and pink flowers, got down on one knee to give her
new husband a kiss and a piece of mackerel. After the
ceremony, friends tossed the bride in the water so the
newlyweds could be together. "I'm the happiest girl on
earth," Tendler was cited as saying. "I made a dream come
true and I'm not a pervert. I really do love this dolphin."
Ovo me je podsjetilo - tip koji je nedavno negdje u Sudanu "odradio" komšijinu kozu bio je prinuđen da se oženi istom. :x
A neki dan pročitah u Blicu - sedmogodišnja djevojčica se udala za psa :P Imala je nekakav problem sa zubima koji se smatra izuzetno lošim znakom i valjda je jedini način da se to "prokletstvo" skine - udaja za psa. :x Mislim da je ovo bilo negdje u Indiji, ali nisam siguran.
dakle, ovi ga baš preteraše!
In Thursday's edition, we reported on a new PBS policy that requires not only that language that could result in an FCC fine be bleeped, but that if the words can be recognized "from the speaker's mouth, the lips must be pixelated." We headlined the item, "Now Censorship for Deaf People." We subsequently received the following email from Marlee Matlin, Hollywood's most celebrated deaf actress (winner of the 1987 Best Actress Oscar for Children of a Lesser God): "All I can say is I've been reading the lips of bleeped-out words, angry baseball players, and stoned-out rock stars on awards shows for years and it's been HILARIOUS. Everyone is always asking me what the bleeped-out parts are saying. Just say no to pixelization! Hehe."
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OPASNOST! VODONIK!
YOU'RE SOAKING IN IT: David Karem, executive director of the Waterfront
Development Corp. in Louisville, Ky., had a goal: keep people out of
the fountains. Earlier, city officials had found that the water in
the
fountains had unhealthy levels of bacteria from homeless people
bathing
in them, and children wading around wearing dirty diapers. Warning
signs didn't work, so Karem had some new ones made: "DANGER! Water
Contains High Levels of Hydrogen. KEEP OUT". Water, of course, is
two-
thirds hydrogen atoms, but the sign worked well enough that bacteria
levels have plummeted. The local newspaper complained Karem was
"treat(ing) Louisvillians as fools," and noted the signs weren't
"exactly tourist-friendly." (Louisville Courier-Journal) ...Ah, don't
listen to them, David: they're full of hot air.
THE TEXAS MUSEUM MASSACRE, ILI: PA TI VODI SELJOBERE DA GLEDAJU KULTURU I UMETNOS' !
EXPOSE YOURSELF TO ART: A 5th grade class at Fisher Elementary School
in Frisco, Texas, got a rare treat: a field trip to the Dallas Museum of
Art. Art teacher Sydney McGee, a 28-year veteran, got parental
permission slips and discussed with museum staff what she wanted the
kids to see. But after they got back, Principal Nancy Lawson
reprimanded McGee because one of the students caught sight of a nude
statue during the visit, and the student's parent complained. Due to
the "hostility" she experienced after the incident, McGee asked to be
transferred to another school, but school administrators and the
local school board refused that request. Instead, McGee has been suspended
with pay until her contract runs out, and then she will be fired.
District Superintendent Rick Reedy backs the action. "You have to
start somewhere when you've seen things you don't believe are in the best
interest of the students," he said. (Dallas Morning News)
hriste i marijo, to je danima vijest ođe u njurku, red strini, pa red snajki, udarili u debate, da l' je vid'o, šta je vid'o, što je vid'o, je l' to umetnos' il je propas', ko tu šta gde tura u reči kultura, pa mlaćenje naokolo s velike reči, oči da izbeči, pa mrštenje obrva... uf. posle toga, saut park baš dođe ki medikament, šta je tud je, kad za boljeg treba recepat...
REALITY IN POLITICS II: The ballot for next month's election in Ottawa
County, Mich., has to be reprinted: a typo was spotted after the
170,000 ballots came off the press. "My first thought was, 'Oh,
crap',"
said County Clerk Daniel Krueger. "We had about five or six people
proofread [the ballot]," he said. But because the question that has
the
typo is a contentious, statewide issue, the county will spend $40,000
to reprint it, even though only one word is misspelled: the word
"public" is missing its L. (Holland Sentinel) ...Which is the first
time election officials have really cared about the public.
THE BOOMERANG EFFECT: Kimberly A. Baker, 22, of Warrensburg, N.Y., went
to court to ask the judge to order the father of her 2-year-old
daughter to help support the girl. She identified the father as a 16-
year-old boy she knows. The judge did some quick math: Baker was 19
when she was impregnated by the 13-year-old, and Baker was arrested
on
charges of second-degree rape of a minor. She faces up to 7 years in
prison. (Glenn Falls Post Star) ...While the boy gets up to 7 years
of
"high fives" from his buddies.
Za Spid koristiti isključivo dolare:
(Reuters) - A mystery substance that caused some euro banknotes in Germany to fall to pieces may be linked to the party drug crystal speed, Der Spiegel magazine reported on Saturday, quoting regional police.
Users of crystal speed inhale it through the nose using rolled-up banknotes and chemists think impurities such as sulphates, mingled with sweat, could have created an acid that ate away at the notes, the magazine quoted police as saying.
Around 1,500 banknotes worth between 5 euros and 100 euros (3.40-67.65 pounds) crumbled shortly after being withdrawn from cash machines, the Bundesbank said earlier this month.
According to European Central Bank (ECB) President Jean-Claude Trichet, no other countries had reported the problem, and the crumbling notes were just a tiny fraction of the 5 billion euros worth in circulation in Germany.
Drnovsek
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He has paid homage to nature by donning a wreath of leaves and greeting trees. He champions the world's poor and warns against relying too much on technology. Janez Drnovsek comes across as a New Age guru. He is also president of the Republic of Slovenia, a piece of the former Yugoslavia.
He says cancer put him through a spiritual transformation and that he cured himself without medical help.
He moved from the capital, Ljubljana, to the remote village of Zaplana. He lives alone with his dog and has no TV. A vegan, he eats only self-baked bread and organic fruits and vegetables.
"You start to think differently, make other priorities," he said. "I look at the world now from a different, wider perspective."
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Tragom salonskih razgovora...
Donald Thompson (judge)
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Donald Thompson is a former Oklahoma judge who on June 29, 2006 was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure after using a penis pump while presiding over court cases. The jury recommended 4 years in prison and $40,000 per count in fines.
Thompson insisted throughout his trial that he had never masturbated while on the bench, and that the penis pump was a gag gift which he had never used. Police, however, found evidence of semen on his chair and robes, and audio recordings of trials included a "whooshing" sound that the judge could not explain.
On August 18, 2006, Thompson was sentenced to four years in prison for his activities.[1]
Quote from: "Ghoul"Water, of course, is
two- thirds hydrogen atoms,
Sad sam primetio ovo. Uh.
MESO OD ZMAJA!
TRUTH IN LABELING: The Black Mountains Smokery at Crickhowell, in
Powys,
Wales, has received notice that it must change the name of one of its
smoked meat products to comply with labeling laws. "Welsh Dragon" is
not an appropriate name, the company was told, because the meat in
the
sausage is pork, not dragon. "I don't think any of our customers
believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages," complained
proprietor
Jon Carthew. "We use the word because the dragon is synonymous with
Wales," and pork is clearly listed in the ingredients. No matter,
says
the Powys County Council. "The product [name] was not sufficiently
precise to inform a purchaser of the true nature of the food," a
spokesman said. (London Times) ...The name "Powys County Council" is
not sufficiently precise to inform the public of the true nature of
its
function. From here on, it will have to be "Powys Nanny Council".
During Tropical Storm Floyd a woman allowed neighbors (who had to flee their homes because of rising waters) to bring their pets to her home where they'd be safe from the floods. She saved 97 animals. She also received a summons for setting up a "temporary animal shelter", and faced a $1000 fine. Charges were eventually dropped, but she was warned not to illegally save any animals' lives again.
:x
LIVE BY THE SWORD: An armed man forced his way into an apartment in
Durham, N.C., and held the occupants at gunpoint, including a 5-year-
old girl and a baby, while ordering the adults to give him money.
That's when the girl's younger brother, Stevie Long, 4, came to the
family's rescue. Stevie heard the commotion and quickly got dressed
--
in a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger outfit -- and grabbed his plastic
Mighty Morphin sword. "Get away from my family," the boy yelled as he
burst into the room, swinging the sword with punctuations of "yah,
yah!" The robber, and an accomplice who stayed outside, ran. "I
scared
the bad guys away," Stevie said. A counselor says Steve needs to work
on improving his distinction between fantasy and reality. "He fully
believed he morphed," his aunt said. (Raleigh News & Observer)
Quote from: "Ghoul"A counselor says Steve needs to work
on improving his distinction between fantasy and reality.
No shit.
Kakav to counselor ne zna da klinci od 4 godine uglavnom ne razlikuju stvarnost i maštu?
Mali je moj idol 8)
E sad, da li je ovo istina ili ruralna legenda jebes ga:
U jednom selu, u ravnoj Macvi dovitljivi muz je odlucio kako da se osveti njegovoj nevernoj zeni koja je prethodno bila kod svalera, pa se vratila sva izubijana i molila muzica da je prihvati, on je prihvatio, ali pod jednim uslovom:
da se popne na banderu koja se nalazi u njihovom dvoristu, i da duva sijalicu, dok je(zamislite sad ovo) ne ugasi :evil: rezultat mozete zakljuciti
Ali ova prica je naravno malo dete za onu koja sledi:
Mozda ste procitali clanak u Novostima, otprilike pre mesec dana u kome je nacelnik Hitne pomoci pricao o svojim najbizarnijim i najcudnijim slucajevima, i kao najsmesniji i u isto vreme neverovatan je izdvojio sledeci:
Dolaze oni u "neko naselje Beograda"(logicno nece da otkriju lokaciju, i identitet coveka, kako ga ne bi obrukali u javnosti) i primecuju penzionere kako stoje u parku oko klupe. Na klupi sedi djed koji ne moze da ustane, prikovan za klupu, a ostali matorci stoje oko njega. Hitna pomoc, gleda u cemu je problem, i dolazi do neprijatnog i u isto vreme veoma smesnog slucaja :
MATOROM SU SE NEKAKO MUDA ZAGLAVILA U PROCEP IZMEDJU DASAKA, I NIKAKO NE MOZE DA USTANE, NE MOGU NI DA GA CIMAJU NI VUKU,ZBOG NEPOVOLJNOG POLOZAJA. NA KRAJU SU UZELI MOTORNU TESTERU I PAZLJIVO SEKLI DASKE KAKO MATOROM KOJIM SLUCAJEM NE BI ODSEKLI FAMILIJU I PONOS. SVE SE ZAVRSILO ''HEPI ENDINGOM'', SAMO STO MATORI VISE DUPE NIJE SMEO DA POMOLI IZ KUCE. xchain
Eto vidiš, kada dođeš u te godine i šah postaje ekstremni sport.
HOUSTON - A 10-year-old U.S. boy who hanged himself may have been inspired to do it by television coverage of Saddam Hussein's execution, police said Thursday.
Relatives told police in Webster, Texas, that Sergio Pelico had seen the video of the former Iraqi leader's hanging and asked about it before the incident Sunday.
"We're theorizing he tried to experiment or mimic the behavior and it got out of control," Webster Police Capt. Thomas Claunch said
Police said the boy apparently went to his room, attached a piece of clothing to a bunk bed and tied it around his neck. Adults and other children were in the house at the time.
"There was nothing to indicate any criminal wrongdoing," Claunch said. "It appears to be a tragic accident."
Ne znam da li ovo spada u strejndž bat wird fijoku ali meni je bilo vredno pominjanja:
sa sledeće adrese:
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=8378
WHAT IF THEY RELEASED A MOVIE AND NOBODY CAME?
12.31.06
By Devin Faraci
Somewhere out there – possibly reading this very article – are the members of a most exclusive fraternity. These people (I think there may be three of them) may not know each other. They may not know they belong to such a tiny club. But they played a pivotal role in movie history: these people helped the Tom Sizemore and Katherine Heigl-starring movie Zyzzyx Road reach an astonishing 30 dollars at the domestic box office.
That's not a typo. I didn't mean 30 million dollars. Or 300,000 dollars. Zyzzyx Road, released on February 25th of 2006, was released in one theater, where it played for six days and earned 30 dollars total. That would be an average of five dollars per day, although Box Office Mojo tells us that the film actually made the bulk of its money – twenty bucks – on the opening weekend.
In the next few days I hope to get more facts about Zyzzyx Road's seemingly unprecedented theatrical release, including where the film played. My gut instinct tells me that it was at a theater in Los Angeles [UPDATE! Part of the mystery has been solved: Zyzzyx Road opened at the Highland Village Park Theater in Dallas, Texas! Thanks to Ed Douglas for the information], where it had to play briefly to meet contractual obligations. If it did play in Los Angeles, that 30 dollar total probably means three people saw the film over the course of its run – not counting theater employees with morbid curiosities. Who were those three paying customers? Who were the people who saw "Zyzzyx Road" on a theater marquee and just had to pay ten bucks to see it?
Zyzzyx Road is the latest film from Leo Grillo Productions, a company set up by actor Leo Grillo to give him movies in which he can star. In Zyzzyx Road, Leo plays Grant, who is having an affair with Katherine Heigl's Marissa – yes, Leo Grillo cast himself in a movie where he gets to fuck the Grey's Anatomy star. Her boyfriend, played by Tom Sizemore, finds out and Grant is forced to kill him. Yes, Leo Grillo cast himself in a movie where he gets to kill Sizemore, a man who is obviously completely indestructible in real life (how else do you explain his continued survival after years of astonishing drug and sexual abuse?).
I do have to give Leo some credit, though – when he's not making movies only seen by three humans, he spends a lot of time working on rescuing animals with his group DELTA Rescuer. In fact his next movie, Magic, is about a lost dog or some such heartwarming shit. Maybe it escaped the Old Navy commercials. At any rate, it stars Robert Davi, showing Grillo's sincere commitment to helping out the beasts of the world.
Back to the movie – it's not available on DVD, as far as I can tell. Has it played on television? I imagine this is perfect fodder for one of the Starz specialty channels ("Tonight, on Starz Utter Shit You'll Only Watch Because You're Too Stoned to Change the Channel..."), so perhaps some of our readers have come across it during their late night channel flipping. It does seem like Heigl alone would be name enough to get this thing on digital versatile disc... but then again, I imagined that anyone who made a movie would have enough friends and family to go buy tickets to earn more than 30 dollars. I spent more than that in a couple of hours at the bar on Friday night, for the love of God.
Did you see Zyzzyx Road in the theater? If you did – and if you have the ticket stub to prove it – get in touch with me at devin@chud.com. I need to know what the Zyzzyx Road experience is like, and what drew you into the theater in the first place. In the new year I will try to track down as many of the people involved in this film as possible and get their stories. Before this weekend I feared I would never be able to track down Tom Sizemore at whatever flophouse where he was currently fucking prostitutes, but it seems that he has a new show on VH1 that might make him accessible. I also hope to be able to see Zyzzyx Road for myself. After I find out whether or not the three people who previously saw the movie survived, that is. You can never be to safe.
Thanks to Brian Collins for alerting me to this movie's existence.
Bizarne stvari se dešavaju u toj Ameriki... za slučaj da je to nejasno, 'Wii' je najnovija Nintendova igračka konzola koja je trenutno veliki hit u svetu i nije je, još uvek lako naći u prodavnicama.
Woman dies competing for Wii
(News)by Tom Bramwell
15/01/07 09:19
An American woman who tried to win a Nintendo Wii by drinking loads of water has died, with the coroner pointing to water intoxication.
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28 year-old Jennifer Strange from California had been taking part in KDND 107.9's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, in an effort to win one of the consoles for her three children.
Contestants were asked to consume increasing amounts of water without relieving themselves, although competitor James Ybarra told the Associated Press that they were all warned not to put their health at risk.
Strange left work soon afterwards complaining of a headache, and was found dead at her home later the same day. The coroner's preliminary investigation found evidence "consistent with a water intoxication death".
Water intoxication occurs when the body's normal levels of electrolytes stray outside safe boundaries due to rapid intake of water.
British readers may remember the term because it was linked to the much-publicised death in the mid-90s of Leah Betts, who drank around seven litres of water in 90 minutes in an attempt to remain hydrated after consuming ecstasy.
Staff at the radio station in California were said to be "stunned" by the news of Strange's death.
http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=71788
QQ. :o :shock:
mi narucili preko amazona. rok isporuke 4 nedelje.
Stvarno kuku... Žena je popila sedam jebenih litara vode.... Možeš misliti. Toliko je razredila elektrolit u svom telu da je verovatno kompletan sistem samo otkazao..
Evo i audio snimak:
http://www.sacbee.com/static/newsroom/kdndslides/
Nije ni mnogo strange ni mnogo weird, ali je nekako twisted:
Engleski za pocetnike: (for beginners)
Tri vestice posmatraju tri Swatch-sata. Koja vestica posmatra koji Swatch-sat?
Sada na engleskom:
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?
Engleski za iskusne: (advanced english)
Tri vestice promenjenog pola posmatraju tri dugmeta Swatch-satova. Koja vestica promenjenog pola posmatra koje dugme Swatch-sata?
I to na engleskom:
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
Engleski u krajnjem stadiumu: (more advanced level.)
Tri svajcarske vestice-drolje, koje zele da budu promenjenog pola, zele da posmatraju tri dugmeta svajcarskih Swatch-satova. Koja svajcarska vestica-drolja, koja zeli da bude promenjenog pola, zeli da posmatra koje dugme svajcarskog Swatch-sata?
I to na engleskom:
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
xjump
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33747&in_page_id=2
QuoteIt's a two-faced, four-eyed pig
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Two-faced pig
The recent barrage of two-faced (or otherwise unusually shaped) animals just won't stop coming.
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Hot on the heels of the two-faced cow and the six-legged cow comes a new entrant in the odd animal hall of fame.
But unlike the previous examples, which have been hailed by Metro (if, admittedly, not by anybody else) as a sign of the imminent apocalypse, the birth of this two-headed pig in China is being hailed as a miraculous conception by the farmers.
The pig is widely seen as a symbol of fertility in China. And, what with 2007 being the Chinese Year Of The Pig, the unique porker is considered to be a blessing. Although, of course, it won't actually be the year of the pig until February 18.
The two-faced porker weighs in at 1.5 kilograms, comes with 2 mouths and 4 eyes, and was born in the small village of Quanzhou in East China's Fujian province on January 15.
Update for people who are having difficulty interpreting the picture: there's two snouts. In the middle, you can see two eyes very close together. On the each other side of the two faces, out of view, there's another eye. Hence the description 'two-faced, four-eyed pig'.
U, big dil. Da vi'š kakave kompote čuvamo na faksu :evil:
Kako nije big deal?
Zakkov praseći fetiš se ekstremizuje. :lol:
Samo se vi zezajte... Meni je ovo baš tužno :(
Mislim da Tvorac više ne prima žalbe. Na pauzi je.
Sto se dogodi kad Kineskinja zapjeva turbofolk?
BANJA Luka ima najoriginalniju pjevačicu turbofolka - mladu Kineskinju Chi Xsiao Yin, koja neobičnim spojem narodnjačke glazbe i egzotičnog istočnjačkog izgleda privlači mnoge znatiželjnike u tamošnje klubove i kavane, a trenutno traži menadžera kako bi joj novostečena popularnost počela donositi i zaradu.
Dvadesetogodišnja Chi Xsiao Yin izazvala je veliku pažnju u Banja Luci, jer je vjerojatno jedina Kineskinja na svijetu koja pjeva narodnjake, i to vrlo dobro, barem tako kažu oni koji su prisustvovali njenim nastupima. Iako je u početku imala problema s izgovorom srpskog jezika, pogotovo sa slovom "r", uporna vježba urodila je plodom, pa mnogi koji je slušaju u početku i ne primjećuju da se radi o djevojci iz Kine, piše srpski Blic.
Dolaskom u Banja Luku shvatila je kako joj turbofolk leži puno bolje od kineskih pjesama, a u stvaranju zaista neobične karijere velika su joj podrška obitelj i prijatelji. "Prijatelji iz Kine znaju da sam ovdje legenda, ali mi stalno govore da ne pjevam besplatno. Zasad je ljudima zanimljivo to što sam Kineskinja, ali vidjet ćemo kako će se stvari razvijati", kaže Chi Xsiao Yin za Blic.
Iz Kine je došla prije pet godina, a trenutno radi u prodavaonici koja je u vlasništvu njenih roditelja. "Roditelji nemaju ništa protiv mog pjevanja, ali činjenica je da su troškovi veći od zarade. U Banja Luci mi je super, navikla sam na domaću hranu, a obožavam čvarke, kajmak i sarmu", kaže kineska pjevačica.
U njenom repertoaru nalaze se pjesme svih vodećih turbofolk pjevačica, od kojih joj je Ceca najdraža. Najveća srpska zvijezda izjavila je kako je oduševljena što jedna Kineskinja pjeva njezine pjesme, a posebno joj je drago bilo kad je Chi za nastup na HTV-u odabrala upravo njenu pjesmu "Grome moj". Inače, u repertoaru najneobičnije turbofolk pjevačice nalaze se i pjesme Nine Badrić, koja joj je ujedno i najdraži hrvatski izvođač.
izvor- index magazin
Ovo prase je očigledna i loša fotomontaža. Kada se zagledate vidite da su mu uši na drugom kraju, a ove dve njuške su docrtane na mestu gde su mu na originalnoj fotografiji bile zadnje noge.
Pa Mixi, brate, gdje to iskopa? Ja u Banjaluci zivim, nerijetko idem u kafane, a nikada nisam cuo za neku kineskinju koja pjeva narodnjake. I jos da je legenda... :?
Upravo sam i ja htio isto da pitam. Doduše, nije da sam neki kafanski tip, ali mislim da bih čuo za neku turbo-folk Kineskinju.
Ja sam video tekst o njoj u Blicu pre neki dan. I, moram da protestujem protiv učestalog pogrešnog korišćenja termina turbofolk koji građani i novinari izgleda kače uz svaku novokomponovanu pesmu koju smatraju 'kičastom'. Nemojmo tako, budimo ljudi iako smo Srbi.
" Ivan... Čovek koji je, uprkos falsifikovanju istorije od strane moronskih kritičara i još moronskije publike izmislio turbo-folk, kombinujući, posle svoje karijere sa FHBom, proste house matrice sa harmonikom i simuliranim trilerskim pevanjem. Uostalom, poklič 'tehno, tehno, tehno folk' pripada baš njemu. Ivan je svojim prvim albumom ('200 na sat', čiju je naslovnu pesmu Đus obradio) spojio dve površno shvaćene pop-struje u jednu čija je suštinska ispraznost ipak, makar metodom šokiranja, sadržala određenu kulturološku zanimljivost i nekakav trash drajv. Pored W-Iceovog 'tehno folk remiks' projekta, prvi Ivanov album sažima estetiku devedesetih u Srbiji na najsavršeniji način."
http://cvecezla.mojblog.co.yu/permalink.aspx?id=79876
Tog Ivana i njemu sličnih ne bi ni bilo da nije jedne od najvećih grupa na prostorima bivše Jugoslavije, a to je Nervozni poštar.
Quote from: "Harvester"Tog Ivana i njemu sličnih ne bi ni bilo da nije jedne od najvećih grupa na prostorima bivše Jugoslavije, a to je Nervozni poštar.
Mada se ni zasluga Bijelog dugmeta ne sme zanemariti.
Interesatna teorija, ali mislim netačna. Nervozni Poštar je nasleđe električne gitare i pripadajućeg mentaliteta izmešao sa harmonikom. Ivan, W-Ice, te Đogani klan kasnije su izmešali nasleđe semplera i ritam mašine sa harmonikom. Nije da tu nema preklapanja i sličnosti ali ova tvrdnja mi je kao da si rekao da Public Enemy ne bi postojali da nije bilo Nila Janga...
bobane, ono može a ne mora da bude fotomontaža. Crasiest shit I've seen...
za djejka:
Raunchy Radcliffe Pictures Upset Parents
Naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe to promote a new play are causing controversy among fans of the Harry Potter movies. The young star peels off his top halfand cuddles up with a topless co-star in the promotional snaps for his London West End run in Equus. The pictures have already become popular among young female fans of the 17-year-old - most famous for his role in the boy wizard franchise. But parents are up in arms and are bombarding Harry Potter fansites with emails. One reads, "We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our nine-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes." Radcliffe's spokesperson Vanessa Davies tells British newspaper the Daily Mail, "Daniel does not want to step away from Harry Potter but he does want to show he is a rounded actor capable of very different roles. He has tremendous support from Harry Potter fans." The play, written by Anthony Shaffer, opens in London on February 27.
:x :x :x
Nisu napisali da li je co-star muško ili žeMsko.
Quote from: "Harvester"Nisu napisali da li je co-star muško ili žeMsko.
strogo gledano, nisu rekli ni da li je u pitanju ljucko biće, budući da EQUUS govori o momku koji ima abnormalnu sklonost ka KONJIMA.
pored ostalog, voli da ih jaše dok je SKROZ GO.
filmska verzija bi se posebno dopala harvesteru budući da sadrži neke od najdužih i najexplicitnijih scena muške frontalne golotinje u non-xxx cinema, i to od natprosečno obdarenog petera firtha. :wink: :!:
sad, nešto sumnjam da će redklif da ide baš tako daleko u svojoj performansi...
Quote from: "Ghoul"filmska verzija bi se posebno dopala harvesteru budući da sadrži neke od najdužih i najexplicitnijih scena muške frontalne golotinje u non-xxx cinema
U međuvremenu, tu je
Shortbus da Harviju drži pažnju...
:wink: :evil: :!:
Da, ja moram da zahvalim Milošu što mi je narezao Shortbus, mada bi bilo lijepo i da se sjetio onog gej slešera, kako li se zvaše.
Hostel? :evil:
a mogao bi da gleda i III sezonu američke propagandne serije '24', u kojoj jednu od uloga igra monstruozni plod iz veze između elija rota i leonarda nimoja:
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Quote from: "Kastor"Hostel? :evil:
Na ove sitne provokacije uopšte neću ni da odgovaram, ja sam ipak čovjek koji je vidio Bajagu.
Quote from: "Harvester"Quote from: "Kastor"Hostel? :evil:
Na ove sitne provokacije uopšte neću ni da odgovaram, ja sam ipak čovjek koji je vidio Bajagu.
golog? :shock:
Ne!
Gledao ga je kako žvaće Big mac i svidelo mu se kako to zvuči u njegovoj glavi. :!:
BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Two men pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges they created panic by placing "bomblike" electronic light boards displaying a cartoon character with an upraised middle finger throughout Boston.
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Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomblike" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city.
Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens were released on $2,500 bail, said Mike Rich, their attorney. The next pre-trial hearing is scheduled for March 7.
In a news conference, Rich told reporters he had advised his clients not to discuss the incident. Stevens and Berdovsky took the podium and said they were taking questions only about haircuts in the 1970s.
When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, "We're taking it very seriously." Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.
Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, "That's not a hair question. I'm sorry." xrofl
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On Wednesday, Boston authorities shut down bridges and a stretch of the Charles River. The scares sparked criticism of Turner Broadcasting System Inc., the parent company of CNN, because the cartoon "moon men" were part of a so-called guerrilla marketing campaign to promote the late-night Adult Swim cartoon "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." (Watch how the scare unfolded )
The moon men, or "Mooninites" as they're known to the show's faithful, are delinquent outer-space men who make frequent appearances on the program. Photographs of the devices show several tiny light bulbs protruding from a circuit board that houses wiring and at least four batteries.
Berdovsky, 27, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Stevens, 28, face charges of placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic, as well as one count of disorderly conduct, said Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley. The hoax charge is a felony, she said.
According to his Web site, Berdovsky is a graduate of the Massachusetts College of Art who goes by the nickname "Zebbler." Berdovsky has a green card and is seeking asylum in the United States, Rich said.
A Web site, www.zebbler.com, features a video of people assembling the LED moon men and driving around Boston installing them on buildings and other structures. Turner Broadcasting has said a third-party New York advertising firm, Interference Inc., conducted the campaign, and the Web video's introduction states, "The Interference Information Network takes on the ATHF," referring to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
Twenty-two-year-old Todd Venderlin, a design student at the Parsons School of Design in New York City, saw one of the devices two weeks ago as he left a lounge in south Boston, according to The Boston Globe. He said he was stunned when he saw bomb squads removing them.
Devices in place for weeks
Turner said the devices have been in place for two or three weeks in Boston; New York City; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Svi pričaju o Rokiju (Danas, 09.02.2007.)
Žitište - Postigli smo to što smo želeli - kada se spomene Žitište svi pomisle na Rokija, a ne više na poplave i svinjsku kugu, objašnjava mladi snimatelj žitištanske opštine Bojan Marčeta, inicijator da se u ovom mestu blizu Zrenjanina podigne spomenik italijanskom bokseru.
Marčeta objašnjava da je Roki Balboa, koga je upečatljivo u istoimenim filmovima tumačio Silvester Stalone, metafora onoga kako se živi u Žitištu.
- Mi smo jedna od retkih nerazvijenih opština u Vojvodini, a poslednjih godina poznati smo po poplavama u Međi i svinjskoj kugi. Smatrali smo, mi mlađi, da treba uraditi nešto kako bi se imidž popravio. Pošto život Rokija simbolizuje težak put sa dna društvene lestvice do uspeha, a Žitište vidimo u tom položaju, nadamo se da ćemo od sada pa nadalje popraviti sliku o našem mestu i opštini - kaže on.
...
Uspostavljen je kontakt sa vlastima u američkom gradu Filadelfija, gde se nalazi spomenik poznatom bokseru. Pregovara se sa vajarskim studiom koji je istovetan spomenik izradio u ovom gradu, potvrđuje Zoran Babić, zamenik predsednika opštine.
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Jebote, kakav bulšit. Da nisam nikada u životu igrao videoigre pa i da im poverujem da je ovo nešto do jaja:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070219/ts_alt_afp/usscienceitvirtual
Traumatized US soldiers being treated in 'virtual Iraq' by Rob Woollard
Mon Feb 19, 9:34 AM ET
SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) - Traumatized US soldiers are being treated for post-war psychological disorders by going out on patrol in a computer-generated "virtual Iraq," experts told a conference.
Skip Rizzo, a psychologist at the University of Southern California, has helped create a program that simulates life in the war zone for Iraq veterans suffering from conditions such as post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).
The ground-breaking treatment allows soldiers to experience the sights, sounds and even the smells of a war-zone, courtesy of wrap-around goggles linked to a startlingly realistic virtual world.
The idea is to re-introduce veterans to the experiences that have inflicted mental scars until gradually they are no longer haunted by the memories, a long-established therapeutic technique known as "exposure therapy."
"What we do is put somebody in a virtual Iraq but at a level where initially there will be minimal anxiety," Rizzo said at the American Association for the Advancement of Science's annual meeting.
"Say for example their trauma event was being blown up in a Humvee -- we might start them off just standing in the desert next to a Humvee.
"Gradually we would put them in the Humvee and have them start driving down a desert road. Eventually over the course of the therapy you introduce elements that increase the realism -- bombs going off, things blowing up.
"It's a gradual exposure to a realistic environment which you can't really do just through imagination."
Soldiers undergoing the treatment can be placed in a variety of situations -- either as the passenger, driver or gunner in an armored vehicle or as a soldier on a foot patrol walking through an Iraqi city.
"You could be walking down one street and a child will come up to greet you, you could be walking down another street and a car explodes," Rizzo said.
The virtual Iraq experience is designed to be completely immersive.
Fake aromas -- including gunpowder, burning smoke, diesel fuel, body odors, exotic spices and roast mutton -- are wafted under the patient's nose.
The boom of bombs is simulated by giant speakers placed under the patient's chair. "If you've ever stopped at a set of traffic lights and a kid has pulled up next to you playing rap music and you can feel your car shaking -- it's the same principle," Rizzo said.
The realism of the graphics has impressed patients, Rizzo said. "We've have had people ask us in certain situations 'Is that real or is that video?'," Rizzo said.
So far the 'Virtual Iraq' has been used in clinical trials at 10 locations across the United States, although only four soldiers have completed a course of the treatment.
One of the first successful patients was a 21-year-old female treated for PTSD. "She was a support staff person that had frequent exposure to suicide bombing sites and areas where there was significant human carnage," Rizzo said.
"I'm very conscious about making any grand claims about this treatment yet because there is such a small group of patients. But the early results have been encouraging," Rizzo said.
Kenjatori.
Efektnije bi bilo uputiti ih na ovaj link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
:lol:
Nije to nikakav bulšit, tom tehnikom možeš da lečiš ljude od bilo kakvih fobija. Video sam emisiju gde se žena panično bojala ptičjeg perja (ima i razlog, neka trauma iz detinjstva). Lečili su je upravo tako, postepenim izlaganjem. Na kraju je bila u stanju da drži pero u ruci, što bi joj bilo nezamislivo par meseci ranije.
Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...
Ma ne sporim terapiju postepenog izlaganja nego sporim tu bulšit ideju da su virtuelna okruženja, kao, toliko uverljiva da mogu da se koriste na ovaj način. Takvo novinarsko laprdanje samo će onoj budali od Džeka Tompsona dati više materijala za njegovu videogamephobiu...
Pa da, o ovoj rečenici govorimo:
Quote"We've have had people ask us in certain situations 'Is that real or is that video?'," Rizzo said.
Pretpostavljam da svest "zna" da nije u pitanju realna situacija, ali je podsvest doživljava kao realnu, tako da je i emocionalni odgovor isti kao da je u pitanju realna situacija. Isto se dešava kad gledamo dobar film, ili čitamo knjigu. Na momenat se uživimo u fabulu radnje i prosto nam ne dolazi do svesti da to nije stvarno (samo na momenat). Naravno svest mora malo da sarađuje. Ništa nećeš postići ako stalno sebi ponavljaš "ovo nije stvarno, ovo nije stvarno".
U izvesnom smislu nije ni bitno šta se dešava u svesti. Cilj je da ispravimo emocionalni odgovor čiji se uzrok nalazi u podsvesti.
Ma, dobro, ali naprosto, virtuene simulacije su još uvek na tako niskom nivou mimetičke uverljivosti da je ovaj članak naprosto smešan.
QuoteTakvo novinarsko laprdanje samo će onoj budali od D**** T******* dati više materijala za njegovu videogamephobiu...
Cenzurisao sam nepristojne riječi u ovoj Mehinoj rečenici.
Heheh, čekao sam da se pojaviš sa nekakvim ovakvim komentarom :lol:
Deeem, am pridiktibl.
Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...
bulšit
Quote from: "Milosh"Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...
bulšit
sad ćeš da kažeš i da sodijum pentatol nije droga istine? :?
Quote from: "Milosh"Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...
bulšit
Zamisliti to izgovoreno glasom profesora Lilomana (sp?) iz Bruksovog filma High Anxiety.
QuotePriest jailed for exorcism death
Daniel Petru Corgeanu
Romania was stunned by news of the exorcism ritual (Pic: Pro Image)
A Romanian priest has been jailed for 14 years for conducting an exorcism that led to the death of a nun who he believed was possessed by devils.
Irina Cornici, 23, died after being starved and chained to a cross at a secluded convent in the north-east.
The ritual in 2005 was led by Daniel Petru Corogeanu, 31, the priest at the Holy Trinity convent in Tanacu village.
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He and four nuns were convicted of manslaughter. The nuns got jail terms ranging from five to eight years.
Nicoleta Arcalianu got eight years, while Adina Cepraga, Elena Otel and Simona Bardana were given five-year sentences.
All the defendants plan to appeal against the verdict in a case which has shocked Romania.
The Orthodox Church, which described the Tanacu incident as "abominable", has promised reforms, including psychological tests for those seeking to enter monasteries.
It banned Corogeanu from the priesthood and excommunicated the four nuns.
In 1999, when the Vatican issued its first new guidelines since 1614 for driving out devils, it urged priests to take modern psychiatry into account in deciding who should be exorcised.
After hearing the sentence, Corogeanu said: "We will appeal and hope that it will succeed. We didn't expect this sentence, but this is the judge's decision. We will pray to God for help."
Dozens of Corogeanu's supporters packed the courtroom and several burst into tears when the verdict was announced, AP news agency reported.
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=3795
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6376211.stm
Quote from: "Warren"BUT HE HAD TEH CRAZY GOD BEARD OV DETH
How did no-one see this coming? HOW DID NO-ONE SEE THE FUTURE IN HIS BEARD?
Majkl Džekson razmišlja da prihvati islam
petak, 23. februar 2007.
Kako izveštava arapsko-izraelski magazin Panorama kralj popa Majkl Džekson objavio je da prelazi u islam.
Magazin Panorama je ovu informaciju dobio od izvora u Bahreinu, gde je Džekson kupio nekretnine i gde planira da se nastani.
Takođe, navedeno je još da Džekson planira da preseli sve što poseduje, uključujući i njegov studio iz SAD u Bahrein kako bi izbegao proganjanje medija.
Govoreći za dnevni list Muslim News, njegov brat Džermejn Džekson, koji je i sam prešao u islam 1989, rekao je da je vrlo verovatno da će Majkl prihvatiti islam.
Majkl Džekson boravi u Bahreinu od juna 2005. kada je posle četvoromesečnog suđenja, oslobođen optužbi za zlostavljanje dece.
čujem da su u tim musli zemljama blagonakloniji prema tucanju maloletnih dečaka... makes sense!
meho, reaguj!
Svetlost islama mnoge je sa krivog puta izvela na pravi. Nadajmo se i molimo i za Džeka-Veka.
Ej bre, ovo baš i nisu sveže vesti...
Ne znam iz kojih je ovo dnevnih novina, drug mi poslao mejlom. Privukla me cinjenica da je akter zaposleni u RTS-u i reakcija jednog od spasilaca, kao i to sto su citirali pesmu. sumanuto
IZ DNEVNIH NOVINA
Zbog Marine
u mutnu reku
V.P., 26. februar 2007
VLADIMIR Lončar(31), montažer u RTS, u nedelju, nešto pre ponoći, pokušao je da montira svoje poslednje trenutke u drami koja se uživo odigravala na Brankovom mostu i ledenoj Savi - skočio je u reku s namerom da se ubije. Iz vode ga je u poslednji čas izvukla ekipa "Slomljenog srca" čija je "specijalnost" u poslednjih deset godina upravo spasavanje samoubica.
- Brzo smo čamcem stigli do Vladimira i pružili mu veslo, da se izvuče, a on je uporno dozivao neku Marinu - kaže nam Ilija Stojadinović, veteran u ovoj, neobičnoj spasilačkoj ekipi.- Maltene smo ga silom izvukli.
- Nagutao se prljave vode, ali ga to ga nije sprečilo da trabunja kako smo mu spasili samo telo, a da mu srce ostaje "slomljeno i mrtvo" zbog te devojke - govori Miloje Zakić, drugi spasilac.- Samo što ga sam nisam ponovo bacio u Savu!
Lončara smo pronašli utučenog u stanu u Bulevaru Arsenija Čarnojevića, na Novom Beogradu. Koliko smo shvatili, i ljubav njegovog života stanuje u blizini, mlada je, zubarka je, "avion" je mali stepen poređenja u opisu njene - božanstvene lepote.
- Samo nemojte da mi popujete da sam moron, pajser, Šaban, bolid, da ima još ne znam koliko milijardi žena na ovom svetu i slične balade o zabludama ljudi - rekao nam je Vladimir.- Nema, pa neću moći ni da upoznam devojku kao što je Marina. Šta sam rekao, devojka? Nije ona samo devojka, ona je san, a da takva postoji nisam mogao ni da sanjam.
Na kraju, uz molbu da ga ostavimo samog, Lončar je, više za sebe, zaključio:
- Možda sam osuđen na život da bih duže patio za Marinom. Pa, dobro, neću se ubiti.
MESEC U OKU
JAKA košava oduvala bi oproštajno pismo namenjeno Marini, da ga Vladimir nije poklopio kamenom. Posle spasavanja nas je zamolio da nađemo to što je napisao i bacimo u reku. To je bila pesma, a ne pismo i - nismo je bacili. Evo dela pesme:
"Idem po mostu, nešto me tera,
u mutnoj reci mesec se kupa,
daleka svetla tvog solitera,
i nikad više naša klupa.
Meseče, beži iz moga oka,
zbog svetlih suza ne vidim zvezde,
malo mi treba do tamnog skoka,
odsjaje tvoje talasi gnezde.
Velika reko, daj i ti skreni,
promaši ušće, izgubi more,
neka i tebi bude kao i meni,
bar ove noći i ove zore."
Da je dosledno ispoštovao svoj uzor (a njemu slava), nišanio bi beton, ne Savu. Takve se zaista ne isplati vaditi iz reke.
Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told
A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
"Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey," she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like "Isn't that right, Donkey?"
Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as " Mr Shrek" had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was "young and hadn't great English."
Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of "super rabbit" which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Item
Aaaaaaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ovo zvuči kao teška zajebancija...
Mislim već prva rečenica je kao iz nekog vica
QuoteA man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.
I ovo
QuoteHe was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
:D :D :D :D :D
ama i meni tako zvuci, ali sam ipak umrla od smeha.
:lol:
Ne znam koliko je ovo sad strange i weird ali je meni bilo slatko. Naime, ima u Kanadi jedan autor elektronske muzike (odsek IDM, pododsek drill'n'bass), koji se zove Aaron Funk, a koji najčešće objavljuje pod imenom Venetian Snares. Čovek izuzetno puno objavljuje (po tri albuma godišnje, plus bezbroj EPjeva) i vrlo se visoko kotira u ovoj oblasti muzike, sasvim uz likove poput Doormousea, Squarepushera, Jasona Forresta, pa čak i samog Richarda Jamesa (najpoznatijeg kao Aphex TWin) ili Autechre. Dakle, nije u pitanju nikakav two-bit sobni autor već cenjeni i popularni autor savremene elektronske muzike. Ovde sam piskarao nešto o njemu ako ikog zanima: http://cvecezla.mojblog.co.yu/permalink.aspx?id=40198
...čisto da se vidi da nije u pitanju neki mali i nepoznat lik :)
Elem, skidoh pre par dana njegov najnoviji album, koji valjda tek izlazi uskoro i preslušavajući ga jutros otkrijem da se u jednoj pesmi, na samom kraju može čuti sempl našeg još uvek aktuelnog ministra spoljnih poslova, Vuka Draškovića, koji na karakterističnom engleskom jeziku izjavljuje: "Maj kantri, Serbija, luks klouz tu Hirošima".
Funk i inače koristi smešne i bizarne semplove izvađene iz konteksta, ali je sjajno da je baš ovako cenjen autor spoznao i iskoristio ultimativni pop-treš potencijal Vukov. Mislim, da je neki domaćiner to uradio, bilo bi slatko, ali ovo je čovek koji ne zna ništa ili zna vrlo malo o ovdašnjoj političkoj sceni.
Bio sam nevaljao pa sam i aploudivao ovu pesmu, za one koji hoće i sami da čuju. Nekih 8 MB:
http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/467122/08_c8_diversity.mp3
Endžoj. :)
Ako se neko nije igrao lepljenja faca, onda je mnogo dobro :)
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Lepljene face. Naročito su traljavo urađena ona dvojica gore desno, jedan sa šajkačom, drugi sa nekom crnom kapom. Doduše, dopada mi se onaj Draža-style bradonja u sredini, kod zastave. :D
Games blamed for decline in Aussie pet ownership
Posted Mar 5th 2007 12:25PM by Kyle Orland
Filed under: Culture, Hacks, Fashion
As a medium, video games have been blamed for a whole host of society's ills. Violence, obesity, and educational underachievement are just some of the high profile problems that have been laid on gaming's doorstep at one time or another. But now, video games are being portrayed as the cause of a much graver threat; namely, the decline in Australian pet ownership.
As Australian Veterinary Association President Kersti Seksel told the Sydney Morning Herald (and any other outlet that would listen) today's kids "interact more by playing computer games and less by going out there and throwing the ball to a dog." Why is this a problem, exactly? According to Seksel, "We need to learn people skills, physical skills, and sitting in the lounge room with a computer doesn't teach you that."
Leaving aside for a second the idea of learning "people skills" from playing with an animal, implying that game playing and pet ownership are somehow mutually exclusive is a little ridiculous. You might as well argue that reading books and talking on the phone are dangerous pastimes because they take away from time with poor, neglected Fido.
Pet ownership usually takes up only a small part of a child's day, and singling out video games for distracting from that time strikes us as a little opportunistic. And while "you can't hug a computer," as the SMH article points out in the lede, you also don't have to take a computer out for walks. Man's best friend, indeed.
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LOS ANGELES — A Norman Rockwell work stolen from suburban St. Louis more than three decades ago was found in Steven Spielberg's art collection, the FBI announced Friday.
The painting, Rockwell's "Russian Schoolroom," was snatched during a late-night burglary at a gallery in Clayton, Mo., on June 25, 1973. The Oscar-winning filmmaker purchased the painting in 1989 from a legitimate dealer and didn't know it was stolen until last week, the FBI said in a statement.
Spielberg's staff alerted federal authorities, and an FBI agent and an art expert inspected the painting at one of Spielberg's offices and confirmed its authenticity Friday morning. Early FBI estimates put the painting's value at $700,000, officials said.
A message left with Spielberg's publicist was not immediately returned.
The oil-on-canvas painting shows children in a classroom with a bust of communist leader Vladimir Lenin. Spielberg is cooperating with the FBI and will retain possession of the Russian Schoolroom until its "disposition can be determined," the bureau said.
:!: Buffy u Srbiji! :!:
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Požarevački otporaš Miroslav Milošević, poznat kao Foto Mile, u subotu je preko komšijskog dvorišta, pomoću merdevina, upao na grob Slobodana Miloševića i postavio glogov kolac! On je Miloševićev grob "posetio" dva puta, u jedan sat po ponoći, kada se upisao u knjigu utisaka, i potom u podne istog dana, kada je doneo glogov kolac.
- Mraku mrak, sahranjen je u mraku, sahranjen u dvorištu, moja majka počiva na groblju, a ne u dvorištu, ponoć je, gluva noć, vreme vampira, ovoga puta došao sam bez ičega i glogovog koca, a sledeći put sa glogovim kocem - zapisao je on u knjizi utisaka.
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IMDB diskusije - Ekskalibur...
While watching the first 20 or so minutes of the movie (wasn't a fan of the film) I noticed that there seems to be a green outline in many scenes, most notably when the sword first comes to Uther and when the truce is drawn between Uther and the Duke. Is there a particular reason for this or did I just get a funky DVD?
daaaaamn.
daj nek neko nađe "baš su šašavi ovi Rimljani" smajli...
:x
proći će...
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Prilično strange i pomalo weird.
meni je to bas cool. :lol:
ima covek i napismeno.
Obrati pažnju da rešenje stupa na snagu 27. decembra. Dakle, čovek i zimi vozi rolere, baš je hardcore.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Obrati pažnju da rešenje stupa na snagu 27. decembra. Dakle, čovek i zimi vozi rolere, baš je hardcore.
ali ta zima je bila kao i ovogodisnja. skoro bez snega. secam se zbog cerkinog prvog rodjendana koji pada dva dana ranije. :lol:
Dozvoljena mu je "komunikacija" u unutrašnjosti zgrade, ako sam dobro shvatio. Vežba za proleće.
Kažu komunikacija a misle komutacija.
uf, ovo stiglo i ovde :)
kolko se (slabo) sećam, na ETFu komutacija znači nešto drugo. mada, ne sećam se šta. :oops:
Da li je komutacija isto što i komutativnost, i.e. operacija * je komutativna na skupu S ako je x*y=y*x za sve x,y iz skupa S?
Jedi gomna.
ovo je za bizzare Cat People rubriku :wink: :
Tiger Bites Off Woman's Arm at Zoo in Montenegro
A Siberian tiger at a private zoo in Montenegro bit off an arm of a woman who tried to feed the animal.
Slavka Sekulovic, 58, had put her arm into the cage with two Siberian tigers when one of them grabbed it and bit it off, said doctor Zoran Srzentic who admitted the woman at a nearby hospital.
Srzentic said that Sekulovic's life is not in danger, though she remained in shock after losing a lot of blood.
"The tiger just wouldn't let it go," he added.
The tigers were brought into Montenegro last year from Bosnia. The authorities initially had detained three people on suspicion of smuggling the animals — which are considered endangered species — but no formal charges were raised.
The owner, Stojan Sekulovic, has claimed the tigers were a present for his private zoo.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,258543,00.html
Donji link, iako već spominjan na forumu, zaslužuje mjesto u ovoj rubrici:
http://www.piramidasunca.ba/
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A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
"Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey," she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like "Isn't that right, Donkey?"
Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as " Mr Shrek" had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was "young and hadn't great English."
Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of "super rabbit" which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
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Lost in Translation
Efforts by overseas film distributors to cut costs by outsourcing subtitle translations to such countries as India and Malaysia have resulted in creating dialog that makes little sense to local audiences, according to today's (Monday) London Times. The newspaper observed that translators with little understanding of the nuances of English are taking the place of British subtitlers, many with long careers in the business. Kenn Nakata Steffenson, who translates English films into Danish and Japanese films into English, cited one film in which the line "Jim is a Vietnam vet" became "Jim is veterinarian from Vietnam" in the farmed-out Danish subtitles. In another film, the words "flying into an asteroid field" became "flying into a steroid field." In yet another, "She died in a freak rugby accident" became "She died in a rugby match for people with deformities." In My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Uma Thurman's line, "We have a zero-tolerance policy for sexual harassment" was translated into Taiwanese as "We hold the highest standards for sexual harassment." The Times said that Mexican director Guillermo Del Toro was so upset with the English subtitles for his 2001 film The Devil's Backbone that he himself worked on the subtitles for last year's award-winning Pan's Labyrinth.
ovo me podseti na poznati slučaj, kada je FROM BEYOND s. gordona u španiji preveden u ekvivalent značenja FROM BEHIND! :!:
Ghoule, gde si uspeo da pronadjes sve ove zabavne prikaze? xjump
Quote from: "Ljuba"Ghoule, gde si uspeo da pronadjes sve ove zabavne prikaze? xjump
oni pronalaze mene! 8) 8) 8)
Kako ljudi dodju do svog posla iz snova? :mrgreen:
Porn: From The Inside
By Andrew Gonsalves "Halx" www.tfproject.org www.andrewgonsalves.com
In their minds, everybody has their ideal "dream job" in which they get to do everything that makes them happy - and get paid for it. It's a job that your friends hate you for having it; where you do hardly anything and get paid a comfortable salary doing it. What's your dream job? Video game tester? Esteemed food critic? The guy responsible for perking up a celebrity's nipples before she goes onto a movie set? (They do exist.) Well, I got mine, and I'm here to say that it is both everything I ever wanted it to be with a whole lot of shit I didn't expect.
The Interview
The lead was inconspicuous; an ad on craigslist seeking a webmaster for an established website. All the normal nerdy requirements, which I met, were there. The starting pay was more than I had made at my previous job. There was one rare detail that caught my attention for a moment; to work for this company, I had to be over the age of 18 and open to viewing material that may be offensive. Check and check. I eagerly sent in my resume for consideration.
Two weeks later, I got a response. This guy named Matt wanted to know when I could come in for an interview, and he also wanted to clarify one more time that I was indeed open to viewing offensive material. We set up a date for the interview and I got excited. I hadn't been to an interview in a couple years, so I polled my friends for tips. They all gave me their best efforts to prepare me for the barrage of questions that was about to come my way. One friend also gave me the very distinct reminder that the most important thing to have during an interview is a pair of nice shoes.
The day of the interview arrived and I showed up at a high class apartment building in Hollywood wearing a black silk shirt, a pair of nice black slacks and some shiny black leather Bostonians. I left my car at the free valet and headed up the elevator toward my glistening destiny.
I was greeted at the door by a girl who I would later know as Raluca. For the moment, though, she was "fucking hot." Passing behind her in the hallway as I stood in the doorway was Ginger (also fucking hot); she waved and greeted me. Raluca invited me in with her sexy British accent and I helplessly complied.
.....nastavak ovde:
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skinuo sa bandere pre koji mesec
ni onda mi ništa nije bilo jasno...
:D :D :D :D :D
Pomahnitali Kinez ranio sedam Beogradjana
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Azijat Vang Lin Li (44) povredio je kuhinjskim nožem sedmoro Beogradjana u centru grada u nedelju uveče, 25. marta.
On je oko 22 časa uleteo u restoran "Sat" u Sremskoj ulici broj 4 i uzeo nož sa pulta. "Krvavi pir" Kinez je počeo kod česme u Knez Mihailovoj ulici, gde je napao Marka Djurića (25) i posekao ga po glavi i rukama.
Djurićevi prijatelji koji su se tu nalazili, opkolili su napadača, ali nisu uspeli i da ga savladaju jer je on "vitlao" nožem.
"Nastavio je da trči ulicom i bez ikakvog povoda je nasumice nasrtao na prolaznike", rekao je za "Večernje novosti" Aleksandar Jovanović, jedan od očevidaca.
"Čak je i mog druga zakačio nožem po jakni, ali ga nije povredio. Video sam da mu je lice obliveno krvlju, a koliko mi je poznato ranio je više od petoro naših sugradjana", rekao je Jovanović.
Poslednju žrtvu, slovenačkog državljanina Milana S. (34), Lin Li je isekao po nosu i desnom obrazu kod restorana "Kolarac". Izbezumljenog momka Hitna pomoć je odvezla u Urgentni centar, kao i prvu žrtvu Marka Djurića, koji je obilno krvario.
Zatim je stigla policija, i uz pretnju oružjem, kako pričaju očevici, uspela da razoruža i uhapsi Kineza.
Motiv njegovog napada na Beogradjane nije poznat.
(MONDO)
Ovde ima vise pikanterija:
Napad nožem u Knez Mihailovoj
26. mart 2007. | 09:32 -> 11:35 | Izvor: B92, Beta
Beograd -- Sinoć u centru Beograda kineski državljanin Vang Ling Li kuhinjskim nožem napao nekoliko šetača u Knez Mihailovoj ulici.
Policija je saopštila da je Vang Ling Li u nedelju u 22.15, između Sremske i Knez Mihailove ulice, povredio pet osoba nožem za sečenje mesa koji je uzeo sa pulta u poslastičarnici-grilu Sat.
Pošto je uzeo nož, Li je istrčao i napao Marka Đ, koji mu je išao u susret. Marko Đ. je zadobio prelom lobanje, odsečena su mu tri prsta desne ruke i povređena tetiva leve.
Trčeći dalje Knez Mihailovom, Li je napao E.V, od čega je ovaj zadobio prelom lobanje, a lake povrede naneo je Radomiru L, Milanu S. i Šabanu S.
Li je potom uhapšen.
Hirug Urgentnog centra Dušan Jovanović kaže da je Marko Đ. doveden s povredama obe ruke i glave, da mu je urađena operacija i da je van životne opasnosti.
Jovanović je dodao da je u Urgentni centar doveden i E.V. s frakturom lobanje i posekotionama glave, a da je sada u stabilnom stanju.
Prema njegovim rečima, s lakšim povredama dovedeni su Radomir L. i Šaban S, koji su posle ukazane pomoći pušteni na kućno lečenje.
(b92)
P.S. Najveci kuriozitet kod ove vesti je cinjenica da je Duh_koji_hoda prisustvovao celom dogadjaju.
Quote from: "DušMan"Ovde ima vise pikanterija:
s lakšim povredama dovedeni su Radomir L. i Šaban S, koji su posle ukazane pomoći pušteni na kućno lečenje.
P.S. Najveci kuriozitet kod ove vesti je cinjenica da je Duh_koji_hoda prisustvovao celom dogadjaju.
nadam se da se Duh_koji_hoda ne krije iza ovog šabana!?
ISPEKAO DEVOJKU NA ROŠTILJU
Amerikanac Timoti Vejn Šepard (27) zbog ljubomore brutalno ubio bivšu devojku Tajniš Stjuart (19)
Američku javnost nedavno je šokirala vest da je dvadesetsedmogodišnji Timoti Vejn Šepard ubio svoju bivšu devojku, posle čega je ispekao na roštilju. Prema policijskom izveštaju, Šepard je prvo raskomadao devetnaestogodišnju Tajniš Stjuart, a zatim je ispekao tako da od nje nije ostalo ništa.
Najmanje dva dana su komšije u stambenom kompleksu primećivale oštar miris, crni dim i plamen, koji se širio sa dva roštilja postavljena na balkonu stana na drugom spratu i pitali se šta se to događa u Šepardovom stanu i šta već danima peče na roštilju. Nakon toga ih je potresla strašna istina.
- Jednostavno ne znam šta da mislim o svemu ovome. Mislila sam da je drag i normalan dečko. Izgleda da nikad ne možeš da znaš ko ti zapravo živi u komšiluku - rekla je šokirana Luiz Evans, čiji se balkon nalazi nasuprot Šepardovom.
Šepard je priznao policiji da je zadavio i raskomadao Stjuartovu, inače brucoša na Univerzitetu "A i M" u Teksasu, kada je došla kući za prolećne praznike, jer je bio ljut zbog toga što je ona imala novog dečka.
Stjuartova je poslednji put viđena 15. marta.
Njen nestanak je prijavljen četiri dana kasnije, a 20. marta policija je započela istragu. Prema rečima Šepardovih komšija, 16. marta su primetili da se na njegovom balkonu događa nešto čudno i da se širi neugodni miris.
- Miris je bio odvratan. Pitala sam se šta to spaljuje. Ne kuva, već spaljuje. U tome je bila razlika - rekla je Evansova.
Quote from: "John Reynolds"ISPEKAO DEVOJKU NA ROŠTILJU
- Miris je bio odvratan. Pitala sam se šta to spaljuje. Ne kuva, već spaljuje. U tome je bila razlika - rekla je Evansova.
oduvek sam se čudio zašto ljudi nisu pametniji u ovakvim slučajevima.
kad sam razmatrao slične opcije, uvek sam nekako pomišljao na ovo:
1. ubiti,
2. raskomadati,
3. skuvati,
4. dati psu
5. ili svinji.
6. krupne kosti, ono što ne bude oglodano, sagoreti (što neprimetnije), istucati u sitan prah, i prosuti, postepeno, u reku.
Ghoul, zastrasujus me. Ali, ideja nije losa... Priznajem, i sama sam se cesto pitala zasto ubice nisu pametnije. Mislim, telo gotovo uvek bude pronadjeno, narocito kada se zakopa u sopstvenom dvoristu.
Verovatan odgovor na pitanje zašto ne znamo za slučajeve savršenog zločina je zato što su ti zločini, jelte, savršeni. Ali zato imamo gomilu ljudi koji su nestali, i više se ništa o njima nije čulo...
QuotePrema policijskom izveštaju, Šepard je prvo raskomadao devetnaestogodišnju Tajniš Stjuart, a zatim je ispekao tako da od nje nije ostalo ništa.
Pa logično da je morao prvo da je raskomada. Mislim da još nisu izmislili dovoljno velike roštilje za ljudsko tijelo, a na kraju krajeva svakako se bolje peče u komadima.
Čovječe, prvo onaj Kinez sa satarom, pa sad ovo... ogladnio sam.
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1. ubiti,
2. raskomadati,
3. skuvati,
4. dati psu
5. ili svinji.
6. krupne kosti, ono što ne bude oglodano, sagoreti (što neprimetnije), istucati u sitan prah, i prosuti, postepeno, u reku.
-2. Srediti da ubistvo ne povežu s tobom.
/Da sam pandur, pri ubistvu neke devojke bih se prvo raspitao o njenom bivšem dečku :) /
-1. isprazniti zamrzivač
0. Ubiti sa što manje tragova.
Kako rekoše panduri, što više planiraš, to više tragova ostaje.
1. oguliti, tranžirati po francuski. Iseći kožu na sitnije komade. Pažljivo baratati sa shitloadom iznutrica. Smrdeće svakako ali nije poenta da smrdi DANIMA.
2. Zamrznuti SVE.
3. Postepeno peći meso i kosti u rerni, ili kuvati manje količine.
Glavu ispeći celu. Pre pečenja ukloniti kosu, nije poenta da cela gajba smrdi na spaljeno perje.
Po završenom pečenju pažljivo rasalatiti glavu po šavovima. Trebaće više snage nego za prase, ali snaći ćete se.
Može i kuvanje, ali to TRAJE. I smrdi.
4. U nekoliko koraka se rešiti zgodno zamrznutih iznutrica i kože. Lokacije i način birajte spram svoje pameti :evil:
5. Duge kosti lomiti satarom (zaista niko neće znati da li to peglate juneće šnicle ili nešto drugo) i postepeno davati psu.
Blizina farme svinja ili posedovanje iste unekoliko olakšava stvari :)
Ne shvatam čemu toliki trud oko uništavanja leša. Ako ubijena osoba nije pustinjak, velika je verovatnoća da će za nekoliko dana neko prijaviti nestanak, a onda će, posle još nekoliko dana, policija posumnjati na ubistvo. Onda će istragu početi da tretira kao ubistvo. Dakle, čemu toliki trud oko skrivanja leša? Uticaj knjiga, filmova i serija, ne bi li stvar izgledala zanimljivije?
Da nameravam nekoga da ubijem, pažljivo bih smislio mesto ubistva, a onda i oružje. Dakle, planiranje onoga što će biti PRE, jer je na to moguće uticati. Razmišljanje o tome šta će biti POSLE i planiranje u tom smislu je gubljenje vremena i ostavljanje rupa, tragova, itsl.
Recimo, namestio bih da ubijeni(a) izgleda kao žrtva nasumičnog nasilja, razbojništva koje je pošlo naopako ili silovanja, ukoliko je u pitanju žensko. Maskiranje? Jok. Samo promeniti imidž, ukoliko ga imate; naći nekakav gornji deo odeće sa dva lica, gde bi jedno bilo drečave, drugo tamnije boje. Ubistvo izvršiti u drečavom, pošto će eventualni svedok samo to zapamtiti. Potom iza prvog ugla ili u prvom haustoru "presvući se". Otići mirno kući promenivši dva prevoza, npr. taksi na kraću relaciju i potom ući u svoj auto ali tako da to taksista ne vidi. Svu odeću potom skinuti sa sebe, baciti u kontejner i zapaliti. Istuširati se i očistiti alkoholom.
Naravno, ako se odlučite na ubistvo vatrenim oružjem, poželjno je da ne bude registrovano na vas.
i posle traze neke istorijske razloge sto je izbio rat u jugoslaviji... svako je, izgleda, detaljno razmatrao kako da ubije, iskasapi, smrvi, zaledi ili zapali bliznjeg svog, a da ne bude uhvacen.
ccc...
A onda ce da dodje Grissom i otkrije sve tvoje korake.
:wink:
edit: zika se ubacio.
(izvinjavam se na upadu.)
i sve to masakriranje pod naslovom "razonoda, zabava, hobi"...
Quote from: "lilit_depp"A onda ce da dodje Grissom i otkrije sve tvoje korake. :wink:
У Београду случај може само да добије неки Глиша који не уме ни компјутер да упали без зипо упаљача. Гле каква сам Србенда, нисам ни приметио да сам пребацио на ћирилицу на оној теми о Кинезу. Елем, у томе и лежи суштина свега. Истрага би била усмерена ка локалним пресретачима, наркоманима, сексуалним манијацима и сличном шљаму. Можда би неко и "пао", али ономе ко се одлучи на убиство таква колатерална штета не би требало да представља проблем.
Узгред, Мек Тејлор је јача фаца од Грисома и од њега бих се већ прибојавао. Грисом је манекен, си-ес-ајевски Бошко Јаковљевић или Борис Тадић.
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skinuo sa bandere pre koji mesec
ni onda mi ništa nije bilo jasno...
...meni neshto govori da ovaj GASHO stoji iza onog suludog slogana kojim je Srbijica zatrpana these days
IKONA U KUCI-KOSOVO U SRBIJI
Quote from: "John Reynolds"Ne shvatam čemu toliki trud oko uništavanja leša.
Ovde očigledno razmatramo @home varijantu. Pristup inhumaciji na nekom drugom mestu je potpuno drugačiji, kao i pristup prema tome da li je potrebno ukloniti osobu očigledno povezivu s izvršiocem pa preko čitavog spektra, do (nasumičnog) ubistva okasnelog kafanskog pojedinca na pustom putu između nekih sela.
Mada se slažem sa 'brini se za pre a ne za posle' stavom.
I, svako normalan je razmatrao neki od načina 'kako da', prikazujući tim da misli na sve :)
na žalost, najveća većina interesantnih zločina dešava se među bližnjima: familija ili zaljubljeni, u svakom slučaju, među onima s kojima će vas smesta povezati i vrlo lako naći motivaciju (nasledstvo, nesloga, ljubomora... UVEK ima neko ko zna o vam više nego što biste hteli).
u slučajevima ubijanja onih s kojima živite/spavate, šta kažete na onaj vintage metod: ubrizgati mehurić kiseonika u krvotok na spavanju? da li bi ta rupica bila toliko primetna posle? naime, kod nas se obdukcije vrše, koliko znam, samo kad postoje neke sumnje i kad porodica traži; ako sve izgleda kao običan srčani udar, doktor samo konstantuje činjenično stanje: žrtva ne diše, dakle – mrtva je.
e, sad, druga su priča kills for thrills & intellectual challenge (a la ROPE).
tu već možete da birate i mesto i vreme i metod i žrtve (s kojima, ako ste pametni, nemate nikakve pređašnje veze; mnogi je serijalni ubica bio uhvaćen na fazon 'prve žrtve': naime, često ih u akciju pokrene neka osoba koju su znali/voleli/mrzeli/whatever, a tek one naredne budu 'random', tj. plod ostrvljenog raving maniaca kome se usladilo...).
Quote from: "Ghoul"smesta povezati i vrlo lako naći motivaciju (nasledstvo, nesloga, ljubomora... UVEK ima neko ko zna o vam više nego što biste hteli).
toliko primetna posle? naime, kod nas se obdukcije vrše, koliko znam, samo kad postoje neke sumnje
Stavio si ove dve konstatacije u isti tekst i nešto ti nije jasno :roll: Biće sumnje.
Meni se više sviđa nikotin u kafi, možeš da ubiješ nekog pred celom svadbom npr. :)
@ Ghoul
To sa vazduhom jeste lepa ideja, ali opet razmišljaš o onome posle, a ne pre.
Umeš li ti da koristiš špric i iglu? Hoću reći, da li bi umeo da žrtvi, ma koliko ti verovala i ne očekivala to od tebe, daš injekciju tako da ona to ne oseti, bar ne toliko da počne da se bacaka i brani, te ostavi primetnije rane na sebi? Ili, još bolje, da li bi znao kako treba da ubrizgaš vazduh i gde? Koliko duboko zariti iglu? Pritiska li se onaj klip brzo ili polako? Vidiš, nije jednostavno.
@ Mix
Kućna varijanta, ako se zanemari ROPE i sl, je najsigurniji način da se istraga skrene na sebe, jer je... kućna. Dakle, o zataškavanju može da se priča samo ukoliko se ubistvo dogodilo u afektu, ali na to coldblooded murderer like myself može samo prezrivo da pljune.
Vrlo interesantni predlozi... Sjajna tema, narocito kada se uzme u obzir naziv topika. A prica o mehuricu vazduha stoji, samo steta sto je to tesko izvodivo. Po prijavljivanju smrti lekar koji je duzan da dodje samo pogleda da li nesto sumnjivo, tj. da li ima rana ili cudnih modrica (npr. na vratu). Ideja o bacanju ljudskih kostiju psima je nehumana. Iz tacke gledista samog. Imam psa i ne mogu da zamislim svoju kucu kako glodje neciju cevanicu, pa makar fizicki licio na vuka.
Psi generalno ne jedu ljudsko meso čak i kad sami ubiju tako da, ne znam...
Mislim da ovaj moj to nikako ne bi radio. Ionako ima osetljiv stomak, ko zna sta bi se desilo...Posle bih morala da mu dajem ranisan i tako to xrofl
Zato sam rekao, ne računajte na pse.
a) niko normalan ne hrani psa sirovim mesom
b) ništa normalno ne jede meso puno hemije (a ljudsko je baš takvo)
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Zato sam rekao, ne računajte na pse.
a) niko normalan ne hrani psa sirovim mesom
b) ništa normalno ne jede meso puno hemije (a ljudsko je baš takvo)
zato sam i gore lepo pomenuo KUVANJE (a sad dodajem: sa začinima i maslom, da i pas pojede), a na umu sam imao pit bulove ili slične krvoloke a ne pudlice i avlijanere.
naravno, nothing beats a PIG, svinje jedu i govna te kako neće ljucko meso!
naravno, za vas decu sa asfalta ovaj metod čišćenja je malko nedostupniji, ali za klanje iz niške banje je ko poručen.
a glede mehurića (deminutiv od 'meho'):
ne vidim šta je problematično sa nježnim ubodom u nadlakticu dok žrtva čvrsto spava (možda joj neprimetno staviti razumnu, nesumnjivu dozu lekova za spavanje, kako ne bi bilo mrdanja i cimanja); javlja mi se da svaka šuša ume da nabode venu i u nju ubrizga maloga meha, ili ako ne zna, siguran sam da negde na netu postoje detaljna uputstva po tom pitanju.
kao što ja to uvek ponekad kažem:
WHEN THERE IS A WILL, THERE IS A WAY!
Quote from: "lilit_depp"A onda ce da dodje Grissom i otkrije sve tvoje korake.
:wink:
Kako da ne, kod nas su našli leš u moru, pa je patolog profulao vrijeme smrti za nekoliko mjeseci.
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"Quote from: "lilit_depp"A onda ce da dodje Grissom i otkrije sve tvoje korake.
:wink:
Kako da ne, kod nas su našli leš u moru, pa je patolog profulao vrijeme smrti za nekoliko mjeseci.
to se Grissomu nikad ne bi desilo.
posebno ovom iz seste sezone.
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Quotena umu sam imao pit bulove ili slične krvoloke a ne pudlice i avlijanerena
For the record: NEMAM PUDLU :x
Moja kuca je malo veca... I nije pit buli ili slicni krvolok...
A kuvanje sa maslom i zacinima... qpuke
http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594
Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot
03/27/2007 4:00 PM, Yahoo! Music
Dotmusic
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.
The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.
It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.
If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.
It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.
Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.
"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.
On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."
To zvuči prilično kul. Pogotovo ako bi robot posle showa bio pušten da zaista luta pustinjom dok ga pesak i vetar ne pretvore u hrpu gvožđurije.
hmmm...
IT'S THE CURIES! RUN! AAAAAAAArrrrggghhhh!
Mussst dessstrrroooy mankiinnddd... mmmm, lunch
Itd :)
Rolling Stones star Keith Richards has stunned fans by revealing he once snorted his father's ashes, mixed with cocaine. The 63-year-old guitarist, who has long been associated with all manner of substance abuse, has told Britain's Nme his most bizarre drug-taking session came after his father Bert died in 2002. He says, "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Richards accepts he should be one of rock's casualties - but luck and an amazing constitution has kept him alive. He adds, "I've no pretensions about immortality. I'm the same as everyone... just kind of lucky. I was number one on the 'Who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list."
:D :D
i đecu ubijaju, zar ne?
evo šta pres javlja (vesti su stare, ali skupljene temacki na jedno mesto):
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Apple Inc. has set its sights on high street adult retailer Ann Summers over a sex toy that is intended to be used with iPods and other MP3 players. The iGasm connects to an MP3 player and gives the user erotic vibrations in sync with the beat. Apple is furious, but not exactly at the toy itself, more-so how it is advertised.
According to the News of the World, Apple is demanding that all posters for the gadget be taken down, under threat of legal action. The neon-pink posters depict an underwear-clad female silhouette holding an oval white device with two cables, one which is connected to a pair of white headphones, the other is heading towards.... well, you get the idea!
The sales pitch encourages users to, "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with an ambient classic." Apple's problem is with the these advertisements, claiming they are an abuse of the silhouette-based images it uses in its own advertising for its music products.
Malo mi se povraća od epla, ali to nije nikakva novost.
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Ludosti vikipedije :)
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Sjajno :lol: :lol: :lol:
QuoteUbio majku i umro
Nikola Trogrlić 26.06.2007 19:34
ORAŠJE - Đuro Kobaš (46) ubio je u ponedjeljak naveče svoju majku Janju Kobaš (86) u njihovoj kući u Tolisi u oraškoj općini, te nakon hapšenja ispred policijskog automobila umro!
vise o tome, ovdje
http://www.nezavisne.com/vijesti.php?vijest=11219&meni=6
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QuoteZanimljivosti
02.07.2007 12:34
Čovjek pretukao pauna jer je mislio da je vampir
Paun koji je zalutao na parkiralište Burger Kinga u New Yorku nesretno je završio nakon što ga je pretukao nepoznati muškarac zbog uvjerenja da se radi o - vampiru.
Sedmogodišnji paun je zalutao na parkiralište Burger Kinga te se ugnijezdio na haubi automobila, a zaposlenici restorana su ga hranili. Tada je došao muškarac koji je zgrabio pauna za vrat i počeo ga mlatiti, a kada su ga pitali što radi, odgovorio je "Ubijam vampira!".
Zaposlenici su odmah pozvali policiju, no muškarac je pobjegao. Inspektori Odjela za životinje izjavili su da je paun bio tako teško pretučen da su mu ispala sva pera iz repa te je morao biti uspavan, javlja CNN.
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http://www.vecernji.hr/newsroom/zanimljivosti/1168944/index.do;jsessionid=6D54ACD843F6613F5A4B2C37BEF13B3F.2
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ovo me još jednom podseti na moj ALL TIME FAVORITE NOVINSKI NASLOV, koji me još uvek nasmeje kad god ga se setim, a glasi:
"UBIO KOMŠIJU MISLEĆI DA JE ORAO!"
hahahaha!
e, ne znam za to, ali u svakom slucaju djeluje turbo-sumanuto... :mrgreen:
'istinit dogadjaj, ili samo jos jedna od isfabriciranih vijesti, znas li mozda?
Vitni in Guča!
:|
http://rapidshare.com/files/43700564/Vitni.mp3
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PEACE TALKS: During a barbecue in the back yard of a Capitol Hill home
in
Washington, DC, a man came into the yard, grabbed a 14-year-old
guest,
and put a gun to her head. "Give me your money or I'll start
shooting,"
he threatened. "We were just finishing dinner," replied another
guest,
Cristina Rowan, 43. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?" She
held out a glass, and the gunman took it. "Damn, that's good wine,"
the
intruder said of the Chateau Malescot St-Exupery, a French vintage
that
runs about $60 a bottle. He took another sip to wash down a bite of
cheese. "I think I may have come to the wrong house," he said,
putting
away his gun. "I'm sorry. Can I get a hug?" Each of the five adult
guests hugged him, but the gunman asked for more: "Can we have a
group
hug?" Everyone surrounded him and complied. He then departed, taking
the glass of wine with him. The glass was found in an alley by
police,
but the gunman hasn't been found. "They should have squeezed him,"
said
District Police Cmdr. Diane Groomes, "and held onto him for us."
(Washington Post) ...First they wanted the rest of the bottle "as
evidence" and now they blame the victims?
WITH THIS POP TOP I THEE WED: Not content with Wal-Mart hogging the
spotlight with its summer wedding promotion [This is True, 24 June],
the 99-Cent Only store in Lewisville, Texas, is offering an
alternative. For just 99 cents, couples can get married in its store.
"The whole idea is to draw attention to the ludicrousness of the
extravagance of weddings," said bargain shopping maven Sue Goldstein,
who helped the store develop the service. (Dallas Morning News) ...A
99-cent wedding? Big deal. What the world really needs is a 99-cent
divorce.
Ovo je prilično bizarno, da ne kažem strange but weird...
http://www.milorad.net.tc/
Faraon(ka) :?
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Lepo nameštena soba, nema šta... Ne znam samo da li su na to stavljali ploču ili su zatrpavali zemljom...
:lol:
Ploča, ploča. Anđelini sam poslao fotke i javio lokaciju, samo treba da rejduje. Kaže: gud tip!, i još kaže da uzmem šta 'oću - nju interesuju samo cipelice.
eh.
uzela bi cipele pored magnuma alkohola... :cry:
(nepopravljiva, ova angie... :lol: )
Da, stvarno, Kastore, siguran si da Anđelinu Džoli ne bi interesovala i cirka?
Kaže da je zamenila jednu zavisnost drugom. Ništa cirka, ali može neko tamnoputo dečače sa fotografije.
Ako je ikako moguće da joj se obezbedi neko bolesno, spremno za usvajanje.
Pa za bolest se bar lako da srediti... :evil: :twisted:
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QQ!!! Kakav mega crnjak!
BTW koja je okvirna lokacija ako nije tajna (sumadija, jug srbije, vojvodina itd.)?
Quote from: "Usul"lokacija ako nije tajna (sumadija, jug srbije, vojvodina itd.)?
Lijepa naša!
Evo nešto šarmantno
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070816/od_afp/lifestyleaustraliabooksoffbeat
SYDNEY (AFP) - Best-selling author Stephen King was mistaken for a vandal as he horrified an Australian outback bookstore, local media reported Thursday.
A customer at the store in remote Alice Springs raised the alarm after noticing a man walk in off the street and begin writing in several books, manager Bev Ellis told national radio.
"As the owner of a bookshop, when you see someone writing in one of your books you get a bit toey (touchy)," Ellis said.
"So we immediately ran to the books and lo-and-behold here was the signature in several books. We sort of spun around on our heels, (saying) 'where did he go, where did he go'?"
Ellis said she saw the horror writer standing in the fruit and vegetable section of the supermarket across the road in the small desert town and went over to introduce herself.
"He was lovely, very nice, charming," she said. "He introduced me to his friends and we had a talk and then I said 'Well, I'll leave you to the tomatoes.'
"I don't think he wanted people to know he was here but I told him that if I knew he was coming I would have baked him a cake."
Of the six books that King signed, five would be given to community groups for fund-raising auctions, she said.
The sixth was bought by the customer who mistook King for a vandal.
ne znam dal je ovo angedota ili vic, ali dobro zvuči:
At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the
microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from the front of the audience yells out...
"Then stop clapping, ya asshole!"
WE DELIVER: A woman drove her car through the front window of Papa
Murphy's Pizza in Carson City, Nev., hitting a customer who was
reading
the menu. She then backed out and drove off, witnesses say, and then
crashed broadside into another car. After she left that accident,
too,
police say, a passenger decided she had enough and bailed out of the
car, rolling to a stop in a parking lot. Police finally pulled the
car
over and Nicole Andrews, 23, blew a blood alcohol reading of .264
percent -- more than three times the legal limit. "Please don't let
this go on my insurance," she begged of the officer when she heard
the
reading. "I'll be in a lot of trouble." She was charged with felony
hit-and-run causing injury, drunk driving, and other charges. A Papa
Murphy's spokesman said he knows Andrews -- she used to work at the
store she crashed into. But, Donn Leyba said, he had to fire her --
"for drinking on the job." (Nevada Appeal) ...Sometimes they really
do
return to the scene of the crime.
YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT: Girlguiding UK, polled over 1,000
Girl
Guides to discover what they think they need to know to survive in
the
modern world. Girls aged 10-15 said they needed to know how to cook a
healthy meal, pitch a tent, and stand up to boys. Guides 16 and up
had
slightly different needs: how to manage debt, reduce their carbon
footprint, have safe sex, and how to assemble furniture. While some
news reports focused on the sex part, the girls seemed more
interested
in the assembling furniture part. "We all need furniture," one
19-year-
old said. "No one wants to live out of cardboard boxes." (London
Times)
MORON OF THE MONTH: During a robbery at a 7-Eleven convenience store in
Gloucester, Mass., the clerk grabbed a hammer and fought back,
hitting
the robber several times, causing several wounds. The robber ran off,
but left a dog behind. Police simply let the dog go and followed it
home. Its owner said his roommate, who had recently gotten out of
jail
after serving time for robbery, had taken it for a walk. The officers
returned to the store and spotted a bloody man trying to hide; the
store clerk identified him as the robber. Police were able to
identify
the bloodied man as Ricci Marshall Jr., 27, which wasn't a terribly
difficult task. "He was just out of jail," a police spokesman said.
"He
still had his [jail] ID on him when we got him." (Gloucester Daily
Times)
KAD SRBIN PRAVI SRANJA, ČAK I USRED AMERIKE:
Jeff Goza, 37, was driving his pest control truck in
Gurnee,
Ill., when he accidentally cut off another driver behind the wheel of
a
Volvo. The Volvo driver was clearly angry, he said, and started to
"aggressively" follow him until deciding to get back at him by
cutting
him off too. But the Volvo driver lost control and hit the curb,
which
caused him to flip at least four times before coming to a stop on its
roof. But he wasn't done yet: the bloodied man crawled out and tried
to
pick a fight with Goza, who had stopped to render aid. Goza is at
least
five inches taller than the Volvo driver, and outweighed him by about
100 pounds, so he let the guy take out his frustration. "I wasn't
going
to hit him back," he said. "I was just afraid that I was going to be
implemented in all of this." Police let Goza go, but charged the
Volvo
driver, Steven Stankovitch, 47, with reckless driving and battery.
(Lake County News-Sun) ...It may sound impressive, but after all,
Goza
is a pest-control professional.
GOLU ŽENU ŠETAO GRADOM
Jugoslav M. (30) skinuo suprugu M. M. i naterao je da se po pljusku gola prošeta kroz centar Knjaževac jer sumnja da ga je prevarila.Posle šetnje gradom, odveo ju je u bolnicu u kojoj radi i golu je pokazao kolegama!
Jugoslav M. (30) iz Knjaževca uhapšen je jer je suprugu M. M. naterao da se skine gola i prošeta gola kroz centar grada! Kako Press saznaje, pomahnitali muž, za koga se sumnja da je godinama maltretirao M. M., hteo je da kazni svoju ženu zbog navodne prevare, pa je golu po najvećem pljusku naterao da se prošeta do Zdravstvenog centra u Knjaževcu, gde je radila kao medicinska sestra. Pomahnitali muž ubrzo je uhapšen zbog krivičnog dela nasilje u porodici.
Ovaj nezapamćeni incident dogodio u utorak oko 18 časova u Zdravstvenom centru u Knjaževcu, gde M. M. radi kao medicinska sestra. Marjanović je otišao u ambulantu u vreme pauze i naredio ženi da izađe napolje i uđe u automobil, u kome ih je čekao prijatelj Igor K.
- Kada su se odvezli izvan grada, Marjanović je naredio supruzi da skine garderobu! Onda je morala potpuno gola da se vrati do centra grada i prošeta do Zdravstvenog centra! Uplašena žena morala je da se povinuje naređenjima, jer ju je suprug pratio u stopu i pretio joj da će je ubiti! Žena je bila primorana da dva puta po najvećem pljusku prođe gola kroz grad - prvo od periferije do posla, a potom od centra grada do posla!
Koleginica M. M., koja je želela da ostane anonimna, potvrdila je za Press da je nesrećna žena žrtva dugogodišnjeg zlostavljanja!
- Svi su znali da Jugoslav godinama maltretira svoju ženu! Ona nije htela da ga ostavi tvrdeći "da ga voli i da je nezgodan samo kad popije"! Jugoslav je bio patološki ljubomoran i stalno je optuživao ženu da ga vara. Sada ju je osramotio na najgori mogući način. Naterao ju je da naga dođe kod nas u Zdravstveni centar. Terao je da nam pokazuje telo, dok je ona pokušala da se pokrije dugom kosom i kolko-toliko zaštiti. Da se ja pitam, trebalo bi ga ostaviti u zatvoru što duže - ogorčeno kaže koleginica M. M.
Očevici kažu da se niko nije usudio da pritekne nesrećnoj ženi u pomoć.
- Muž je uz povike i psovke išao za njom, a prolaznici su samo zabezeknuto gledali! Niko nije pokušao da joj pritekne u pomoć. Bilo je strašno videti takvu vrstu poniženja! Ophodio se prema njoj gore nego prema kučetu! Agoniju nesrećne žene prekinule su njene kolege, koje su joj dale čaršav da se prekrije - kaže Marko M. iz Knjaževca, koji je bio svedok ovog nesvakidašnjeg događaja.
Vesna Stanojević, direktor Sigurne ženske kuće, potvrdila je za Press da je čula za ovaj slučaj, ali da joj nisu poznati motivi zbog kojih je Marjanović naterao suprugu da naga prošeta gradom.
- U Srbiji je pravilo da muškarac svoju suprugu smatra ličnom svojinom, poput kuće i automobila! Muževi ne dozvoljavaju da im iko takne žene, a kada su ljuti na njih, problem rešavaju u četiri oka, a retko pred drugima. Na osnovu toga pretpostavljam da u ovom slučaju nije reč o preljubi, već da suprug, najverovatnije, boluje od neke vrste psihičkog poremećaja. Mogu samo da konstatujem da je suprug u ovom slučaju demonstrirao silu na najgori mogući način - upozorila je Vesna Stanojević.
Kakva genijalna real-life implementacija ceste BDSM fantazije. Mislim, jadna zena, naravno, ali, jebiga, ne bi trebalo da ostaje sa njim.... Ljubav je grdno proklectvo.
QuoteU Srbiji je pravilo da muškarac svoju suprugu smatra ličnom svojinom, poput kuće i automobila! Muževi ne dozvoljavaju da im iko takne žene, a kada su ljuti na njih, problem rešavaju u četiri oka, a retko pred drugima. Na osnovu toga pretpostavljam da u ovom slučaju nije reč o preljubi, već da suprug, najverovatnije, boluje od neke vrste psihičkog poremećaja. Mogu samo da konstatujem da je suprug u ovom slučaju demonstrirao silu na najgori mogući način - upozorila je Vesna Stanojević.
Zaista nije lako smisliti ovako besmisleno lupetanje i tako tečno ga napisati na ovako malom prostoru bez ikakvog gubitka u gluposti. Ova Vesna mora da je bila stručni konsultant prilikom pisanja Srpskog psiha.
Quote from: "ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas"- U Srbiji je pravilo da muškarac svoju suprugu smatra ličnom svojinom, poput kuće i automobila!
I sad ovoj degeneruši žene kojima je potrebna pomoć treba da se obrate? Kako od dva zla izabrati manje?
QuoteMuževi ne dozvoljavaju da im iko takne žene
WoW! :shock: Te prljave odvratne smrdljive štrokave maljave ogavne muške svinje!
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Kakva genijalna real-life implementacija ceste BDSM fantazije. Mislim, jadna zena, naravno, ali, jebiga, ne bi trebalo da ostaje sa njim.... Ljubav je grdno proklectvo.
a možda je on stvarno voli i možda je ovakav SAMO kad se napije?
trebalo bi da mu da još jednu šansu, ako joj se iskreno izvini i obeća da neće više!
:roll: :idea:
Dobro, ali ovde je pitanje long lasting traume. Ako se ona oseca duboko ponizeno i osramoceno, ako se oseca da je njena ljuckost pogazena ovim, onda nekako nisam ubedjen da ta njegova ljubav u trijeznom stanju moze da bude dovoljno primamljiva da bi izbrisala osecaj ponizenja & bespomocnosti itd. Then again, nisam u njihovoj kozi pa mogu samo ovako dokono da spekulisem...
Evo nečeg srodnog, matorog par godina. Baš sam danas gledao klip sa izveštajem lokalne usa televizijske stanice, i sa nevericom vam predstavljam sledeći u 3 pm dug tekst (ali, ne da se isplati...):
Sunday, October 9, 2005
A hoax most cruel
By Andrew Wolfson
awolfson@courier-journal.com
The Courier-Journal
She was a high school senior who had just turned 18 -- a churchgoing former Girl Scout who hadn't received a single admonition in her four months working at the McDonald's in Mount Washington.
But when a man who called himself "Officer Scott" called the store on April 9, 2004, and said an employee had been accused of stealing a purse, Louise Ogborn became the suspect.
"He gave me a description of the girl, and Louise was the one who fit it to the T," assistant manager Donna Jean Summers said.
Identifying himself as a police officer, the caller issued an ultimatum: Ogborn could be searched at the store or be arrested, taken to jail and searched there.
"I was bawling my eyes out and literally begging them to take me to the police station because I didn't do anything wrong," Ogborn said later in a deposition. She had taken the $6.35-an-hour position after her mother lost her job. "I couldn't steal -- I'm too honest. I stole a pencil one time from a teacher and I gave it back."
Summers, 51, conceded later that she had never known Ogborn to do a thing dishonest. But she nonetheless led Ogborn to the restaurant's small office, locked the door, and -- following the caller's instructions -- ordered her to remove one item of clothing at a time, until she was naked.
"She was crying," recalled Kim Dockery, 40, another assistant manager, who stood by watching. "A little young girl standing there naked wasn't a pretty sight."
Summers said later that "Officer Scott," who stayed on the telephone, giving his orders, sounded authentic. He said he had "McDonald's corporate" on the line, as well as the store manager, whom he mentioned by name. And she thought she could hear police radios in the background.
Summers shook each garment, placed it in a bag and took the bag away. "I did exactly what he said to do," Summers said of her caller.
It was just after 5 p.m., and for Ogborn, hours of degradation and abuse were just beginning.
Hard to believe
At first, scam seemed too bizarre but then the reports kept coming in
The first report of such a call came in 1995, in Devil's Lake, N.D.; another came later that year in Fallon, Nev. The caller, usually pretending to be a police officer investigating a crime, targeted stores in small towns and rural communities -- areas where managers were more likely to be trusting.
Most were fast-food restaurants, where the male and female victims were young and inexperienced, and assistant managers were likely to be working without supervision.
At first, nobody believed store managers when they insisted after the fact that they had just done what they were told to by someone they believed to be police.
"Did the manager tell a whopper?" a newspaper headline in Fargo, N.D., asked after the manager of a Burger King there insisted that he thought it was a police officer who had told him over the phone on Jan. 20, 1999, to slap a 17-year-old employee on her naked buttocks.
"It's just not conceivable to me that there's any reasonable justification for what happened," a North Dakota state judge said as she sentenced the manager to 30 days in jail for disorderly conduct.
Restaurant owners and police often said they assumed the caller and victims were in cahoots in a bizarre scam to extract settlements from individual franchises.
But the hoaxes continued -- by the end of 2000, there were more than a dozen. By the end of 2003, there were nearly 60.
Detectives eventually would conclude the calls were the work of one man because the methods of operation were practically identical, with only slight deviations:
On Nov. 30, 2000, the caller persuaded the manager at a McDonald's in Leitchfield, Ky., to remove her own clothes in front of a customer whom the caller said was suspected of sex offenses. The caller promised that undercover officers would burst in and arrest the customer the moment he attempted to molest her, said Detective Lt. Gary Troutman of the Leitchfield Police Department.
"We asked her why she hadn't called local police, and she said she thought it was local police who had called her," Troutman said.
On May 29, 2002, a girl celebrating her 18th birthday -- in her first hour of her first day on the job at the McDonald's in Roosevelt, Iowa -- was forced to strip, jog naked and assume a series of embarrassing poses, all at the direction of a caller on the phone, according to court and news accounts.
On Jan. 26, 2003, according a police report in Davenport, Iowa, an assistant manager at an Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar conducted a degrading 90-minute search of a waitress at the behest of a caller who said he was a regional manager -- even though the man had called collect, and despite the fact the assistant manager had read a company memo warning about hoax calls just a month earlier. He later told police he'd forgotten about the memo.
On June 3, 2003, according to a city police spokesman in Juneau, Alaska, a caller to a Taco Bell there said he was working with the company to investigate drug abuse at the store, and had a manager pick out a 14-year-old customer -- and then strip her and force her to perform lewd acts.
Mount Washington
Kentucky employees say they never were warned
By the time the caller telephoned the company-owned McDonald's in Mount Washington in April 2004, supervisors had been duped in at least 68 stores in 32 states, including Kentucky and Indiana. The targets included a dozen different restaurant chains.
Managers of at least 17 McDonald's stores around the nation had been conned by that time, and the company already was defending itself in at least four lawsuits stemming from such hoaxes.
But Summers, who had worked for the McDonald's 25 miles southeast of Louisville for about eight months, said she had never heard a thing about the hoaxes. Neither had Dockery, or the store's manager, or McDonald's area manager, according to court depositions they gave later.
Company executives had sent out memos to owners and operators about the hoaxes, but as global security director Michael Peaster acknowledged in one of them in 2003, "It appears the information is not reaching our restaurant staff."
So unwarned, Summers said she did the bidding of the man she thought was a cop.
As Ogborn tried to cover herself with an apron, Summers took her clothes to her car; "Officer Scott" said police would arrive shortly to pick them up.
At one point, Summers said later in a court deposition, she asked herself why it was taking so long for police to show up -- the Mount Washington department was less than a mile away.
But "when I asked him questions about why," she said, "he always had an answer."
At the caller's instructions, she refused to tell Dockery, the other assistant manager, what was going on.
Dockery hugged Ogborn and tried to console her, and Jason Bradley, 27, a cook who Summers at one point called in to watch Ogborn, refused to go along with the caller's instructions to remove her apron and describe her. But neither of them called the police, nor demanded the search be aborted.
By now, Ogborn had been detained for an hour. Her car keys had been taken away, and she was naked, except for the apron. She would later testify that she thought she couldn't leave.
"I was scared because they were a higher authority to me," she said. "I was scared for my own safety because I thought I was in trouble with the law."
Summers then told the caller that she had to get back to the counter, and the caller asked if she had a husband who could watch Ogborn.
"She said no, I'm not married yet, but I intend to be," Bradley recalled in his deposition, adding that Summers "started laughing like she was talking to a friend." The caller told Summers to bring in her fiance, and at about 6 p.m., she called Walter Wes Nix Jr., at home.
"I asked if he would help," Summers said. "I said I had a situation."
Knuckling under
Perceived authority carries much power, studies show
Psychological experts say it is human nature to obey orders, no matter how evil they might seem -- as was illustrated in one of the most famous and frightening human experiments of the 20th century.
Seeking to understand why so many Germans followed orders during the Holocaust, Dr. Stanley Milgram, a Yale University psychologist, took out a classified ad in 1960 and 1961, inviting residents of New Haven, Conn., to take part in what they were told was a study of the relationship between punishment and learning.
A man in a white lab coat introduced the participants to a student, and told them to shock the student each time he made a mistake, increasing the voltage with each error.
In reality, the machine was a prop, and the student was an actor who wasn't shocked. Yet nearly two-thirds of Milgram's subjects gave what they believed were paralyzing jolts to a pitifully protesting victim simply because an authority figure -- the man in the white coat -- had commanded them to do so.
"With numbing regularity, good people were seen to knuckle under the demands of authority and perform actions that were callous and severe," Milgram wrote of his results, which were later replicated in nine other countries.
Milgram died in 1984, but his biographer and protege, Dr. Thomas Blass, said in an interview that the behavior of the people duped in the strip-search hoaxes would not have surprised him.
"Once you accept another person's authority, you become a different person," Blass said. "You are concerned with how well you follow out your orders, rather than whether it is right or wrong."
'Scared for my life'
Youthful victim endured physical, emotional abuse
As his fiancee had requested, Nix showed up at the Mount Washington store.
"She told me there is a girl in the office who was caught stealing," Nix said in a court deposition. Summers also advised him that "Officer Scott" had accused the girl of dealing drugs -- that police at that very moment were searching her home in Taylorsville.
Nix, 42, a father of two and an exterminator by trade, attended church regularly and had coached youth baseball teams in Mount Washington. He is a "great, super guy, a great community guy," his best friend, Terry Grigsby, said later in a deposition. "He was a great role model for kids. ... I don't think he'd ever had a ticket."
Summers handed Nix the phone and left the office. The caller told Nix he was a detective. For the next two hours, Nix later told police, "He told me what to do."
And Nix did as instructed.
He pulled the apron away from Ogborn, leaving her nude again, and described her to the caller. He ordered her to dance with her arms above her head, to see, the caller said, if anything "would shake out." He made her do jumping jacks, deep knee bends, stand on a swivel chair, then a desk.
He made her sit on his lap and kiss him; the caller said that would allow Nix to smell anything that might be on her breath.
When Ogborn refused to obey the caller's instructions, Nix slapped her on the buttocks, until they were red -- just as the caller told him to do, Ogborn testified later.
Each time Summers unlocked the door and ducked back into the office, Nix handed Ogborn the apron back so she could cover herself -- as instructed by the caller. When Summers left, the abuse began anew.
Ogborn said the caller sometimes would talk directly to her, demanding that she do as she was told if she wanted to keep her job and avoid further punishment. She said she believed she was trapped. Nix outweighed her by 145 pounds and stood nearly a foot taller. "I was scared for my life," she said.
Master of deception
Caller described as 'a freak who plays God'
The caller was unusually persuasive, according to workers across the country who talked with him.
He had mastered the police officer's calm but authoritative demeanor. He sprinkled law-enforcement jargon into every conversation. And he did his homework.
He researched the names of regional managers and local police officers in advance, and mentioned them by name to bolster his credibility. He called some restaurants in advance, somehow getting names and descriptions of victims so he could accurately describe them later.
Summers said "Officer Scott" in Mount Washington knew the color of Ogborn's hair, as well as her height and weight -- about 90 pounds. He even described the tie she was wearing.
Around the country, many detectives initially assumed the caller had to be watching the stores from across the street with binoculars. But later officials would say he simply was a master of deception and manipulation.
For example, when the 17-year-old victim at the Fargo Burger King started crying, the caller told her to "be a good actress" and "pretend like it doesn't bother you" so the manager wouldn't "feel so bad" about what he was having to do.
Allan Mathis, the manager of a Hardee's in Rapid City, S.D, who strip-searched an employee in June 2003, said in an interview: "I didn't want to be doing it. But it was like he was watching me." Mathis spent 40 days in jail before he was acquitted on rape and kidnapping charges.
The caller wasn't always successful; phone records show he sometimes called as many as 10 stores before finding one where managers would take his bait.
Stanford University psychologist Philip Zimbardo, who conducted a renowned prison experiment in which college students assigned to play guards became so sadistic that the experiment had to be aborted, said the caller was "was very skilled in human psychology -- he may have even read about Milgram."
Zimbardo, who is a consultant to one of the restaurant chains targeted by the caller, described him in an interview as a "skilled confidence man."
The lawyer for Mathis, the Hardee's manager, told the Rapid City Journal that his client was a victim of "a freak who plays God."
Prizing obedience
Employees are trained to think, `Can I help you?'
In her book, "Making Fast Food: From the Frying Pan into the Fryer," Canadian sociologist Ester Reiter concludes that the most prized trait in fast-food workers is obedience.
"The assembly-line process very deliberately tries to take away any thought or discretion from workers," said Reiter, who teaches at Toronto's York University and who spent 10 months working at a Burger King as part of her research. "They are appendages to the machine."
Retired FBI Special Agent Dan Jablonski, a Wichita, Kan., private detective who investigated hoaxes for Wendy's franchises in the Midwest, said: "You and I can sit here and judge these people and say they were blooming idiots. But they aren't trained to use common sense. They are trained to say and think,`Can I help you?'"
Even supervisors at fast-food restaurants made ready targets, said Milton Prewitt, national editor of Nation's Restaurant News, a trade publication. "You dot your `i's, cross your `t's' and push the buttons, and after a year of that," he said, "you might be an assistant manager."
Quick-serve restaurants — as they are known in the industry — also may have been vulnerable because managers are trained to cooperate with law enforcement, said Gene James, president of the National Food Service Security Council, an industry group.
Ultimately, of the 70 confirmed locations where the calls triggered strip-searches, 53 were fast-food stores and nine were sit-down restaurants.
Escalating demands
Sexual abuse steps up as some are eager to obey
Some managers cried as they carried out the caller's orders. But court documents show that others performed with great zeal.
At a Burger King in Pendleton, Ind., a supervisor was so intent on finishing a search of a 15-year-old girl in December 2001 that when the girl's father arrived to pick her up from work, he had to jump over the counter to end her humiliation.
And in Dover, Del., a Burger King manager who was strip-searching an 18-year-old employee in March 2003 fought off the worker's mother and boyfriend so strenuously that state police had to be called.
Court records also show that over time, the demands in the hoax calls grew more perverse.
At a McDonald's in Hinesville, Ga., in February 2003, a 55-year-old janitor was told to put his finger in the vagina of a 19-year-old cashier, supposedly to look for contraband, according to court records. In Joplin, Mo., according to a police report, a caller in May 2004 persuaded a 16-year-old girl who was managing a Sonic restaurant to strip-search and perform oral sex on a 21-year-old male cook — and then got the cook to strip-search the manager.
Wave of remorse
`I have done something terribly bad,' man says
Louise Ogborn had been in the back office for nearly 2½ hours when the caller said she should kneel on the brick floor in front of Nix and unbuckle his pants.Ogborn cried and begged Nix to stop, she recounted in her deposition. "I said, `No! I didn't do anything wrong. This is ridiculous."
But she said Nix told her he would hit her if she didn't sodomize him, so she did.
Like the rest of her ordeal, it was captured on a surveillance camera, recorded on to a DVD. And it continued until Summers returned to the office to get some gift certificates, and Nix had Ogborn cover herself again.
The caller told Nix then that he could leave but that Summers needed to find another man to replace him. She called in Thomas Simms, a 58-year-old maintenance man who did odd jobs at the store.
Simms would say in a deposition later that he was shocked by what he saw — a young woman trying to cover herself with a small piece of cloth. Summers insisted it was OK for him to watch her, that "corporate" had approved it.
Nix left, drove a few blocks to his home and immediately called his best friend, Grigsby, who recalls Nix saying, "I have done something terribly bad."
Refusing to play
`Something is not right,' 9th-grade dropout decides
It was Simms, the Mount Washington store's maintenance man and a ninth-grade dropout, who refused to play the caller's game.
He had stopped by the restaurant for dessert and coffee when Summers pulled him into the office and handed him the phone. The caller told Simms to have Ogborn drop the apron and to describe her. Simms refused.
"He said, `Something is not right about this,'" Summers recalled in her deposition.
And finally, she realized the same. She called her manager — Lisa Siddons — whom the caller had said was on the other line. Summers discovered Siddons had been home, sleeping.
"I knew then I had been had," Summers said. "I lost it.
"I begged Louise for forgiveness. I was almost hysterical."
The caller hung up.
Ogborn was so cold she was shaking and so stunned that, as Dockery wrapped her in a blanket, she asked if she had show up for work the next morning.
Dockery told her no. "Take as much time off as you want," she said.
Illusions destroyed
Repercussions hit all of those involved
Summers watched the store video later the same night, saw what Nix had done, and called off their engagement. She hasn't spoken with him since, according to her attorney.
She initially was suspended, then later fired, for violating a McDonald's rule barring nonemployees from entering the office. A couple of weeks later, she was indicted on a charge of unlawful imprisonment, a misdemeanor. Nix was indicted on charges of sodomy and assault.
Dockery was transferred to another restaurant.
Ogborn never went back to work at the store.
She began suffering from panic attacks, severe insomnia and nightmares about "a guy attacking" her, according to a court deposition from her therapist, Jean Campbell. Riddled with anxiety and depression, Ogborn was forced to switch from one antidepressant to a second, then a third and a fourth, before she finally found some relief.
"I can't trust anyone," she testified in a lawsuit she filed in August 2004 against McDonald's, alleging it failed to warn employees about the hoaxes. "I push people out of my life because I don't want them to know what happened."
She graduated from Spencer County High School, but was too shaken to enroll at the University of Louisville, where she had planned to study pre-med, Campbell said.
"She was dealing with a lot of issues of shame, feeling contaminated, feeling dirty, questioning herself," Campbell said in her deposition. "When anything like this happens, it destroys our illusions."
`Slow on the draw'
Restaurant chains failed to act quickly, ex-agent says
Despite the mounting number of cases across the country, restaurant industry officials failed to act more quickly or decisively, Prewitt said, in part because "nobody could believe it, it was so weird."
Some of the strip-searches weren't even reported to police, because embarrassed restaurant officials were reluctant to publicize them, said Jablonski, the ex-FBI agent. The fiercely competitive chains also initially were reluctant to talk to each other. "For a variety of reasons, they were slow on the draw," he said.
James, the head of the industry's security group, said the quick-serve chains acted "appropriately and expeditiously," although the group's previous executive director, Terrie Dort, acknowledged last year to The Associated Press that it took until 2003 "for the pieces of the puzzle to come together and for everyone to start comparing notes and realizing the scope of the problem."
Many police departments filed their case away under "miscellaneous" because they couldn't figure out how to pursue the caller, Prewitt said, or had trouble figuring out what crime, if any, he had committed.
Several departments were able to trace the calls to phone booths in Panama City, Fla. But that was as far as any had gotten until the Mount Washington hoax.
Hunting for suspect
Lone detective presses Bullitt case, gets help
The lone detective on the Mount Washington Police Department, Buddy Stump, had worked only a few weeks as an investigator when he got the call.
He had spent most of his career doing factory work and was home watching an "Andy Griffith" rerun when his deputy commander assigned him the case. "I joked that I was watching my training films," Stump recalled.
He was furious when he saw the store surveillance video. "It burned me up that this had happened to an 18-year-old girl," he said.
He was able to track down the phone number the call had been made from, but it was listed to a nonexistent phone and turned out to have been made on a pre-paid calling card. "I figured we didn't have a chance to catch him," Stump said.
He eventually learned the call had originated in Panama City, and that the largest seller of phone cards there was Wal-Mart. But that didn't help much — the largest seller of everything is Wal-Mart, and it has three stores in Panama City alone.
But a Panama City detective told Stump a bit of interesting news — an officer from West Bridgewater, Mass., was hot on the same trail.
Detective Sgt. Vic Flaherty had been assigned to lead a task force investigating the crimes after the caller hit four Wendy's in the Boston suburbs on one night in February 2004.
Flaherty had traced a calling card used in some of the hoaxes to one of the Panama City Wal-Marts, but that store's surveillance video only captured customers entering and exiting, not at the registers.
After hearing about the Bullitt County call, however, he helped Stump trace that calling card to its source. This time, they were in luck: It was purchased at 3:02 p.m. at another Wal-Mart in Panama City on April 9, 2004 — just hours before it was used to call the Mount Washington McDonald's.
The camera at that store was trained on the registers, and it showed the purchaser was a white man, about 35 to 40, with slicked-back black hair and glasses. The same man could be seen on Flaherty's video entering the other Wal-Mart, where he was wearing a black jacket with small white lettering.
Flaherty and a colleague flew to Panama City on June 28, 2004, and local officers immediately identified the jacket as the uniform worn by officers of Corrections Corp.of America, a private prison company.
When they showed it to the warden at the company's Bay Correctional Facility, he identified the man as David R. Stewart, 38, a guard on the swing shift.
Stewart denied making the calls, but when confronted, he started to "sweat profusely and shake uncontrollably," Flaherty wrote in a report. Stewart also asked, "Was anybody hurt?" and said, "Amen, it's over," according to the report.
Stewart insisted he'd never bought a calling card, but when detectives searched his house, they found one that had been used to call nine restaurants in the past year, including the Idaho Falls Burger King on the day its manager was duped.
Police also found dozens of applications for police department jobs, hundreds of police magazines, police-type uniforms, guns and holsters. "It was very apparent Dave Stewart wanted ... to become a police officer," Flaherty said.
Mount Washington became the first department to charge Stewart.Stump drove to Panama City to arrest him on June 30, 2004.
Stewart eventually was brought to Bullitt Circuit Court, where he pleaded not guilty to solicitation to commit sodomy and impersonating a police officer, both felonies, as well as soliciting sex abuse and unlawful imprisonment, both misdemeanors. He was released on $100,000 bond pending his trial Dec. 13. His bond was posted by his brother, C.W. Stewart — a retired police officer from Cheektowaga, N.Y.
Not smart enough?
Suspect considers himself `a victim as well,' letter says
Married 11 years and the father of five, Stewart had worked as a mall security guard, volunteered as an auxiliary sheriff's deputy, and driven a propane truck before taking the prison guard job.
He had worked 11 months there before his arrest; he was fired a week later.
His family has stood behind him — his mother said he is "a good boy" and another relative said he's well liked in Cheektowaga, the Buffalo suburb where he grew up.
Stewart declined to be interviewed, but in a letter responding to Ogborn's suit in Bullitt Circuit Court, he said: "I received your notice but I'm in no way responsible. I feel bad for your loss because I am a victim as well. I lost my job, my home and my car all over something I did not do."
In fact, he deeded his residence, a $37,900 mobile home on a dirt road 20 miles north of Panama City, to his wife for $100, according to Florida property records.
His Louisville lawyer, Steve Romines, said his client is not bright enough to have pulled off the hoaxes. "Based on numerous conversations with my client, I don't believe he is persuasive or eloquent enough to convince somebody to do these preposterous things," Romines said in an interview.
Stewart has been charged only in Bullitt County. Flaherty said prosecutors in Massachusetts are awaiting the outcome of the Kentucky case before deciding whether to proceed against him.
Detectives in other jurisdictions say they didn't press charges because the caller's crime would be a misdemeanor for which he could not be extradited.
There has not been a reported hoax call since Stewart's arrest, according to police and lawyers for the restaurant industry. Romines said there have been two, but he declined to say where, and none have been reported by news organizations.
Duped or stupid?
Some see how hoax worked, others shocked
Across the United States, at least 13 people who executed strip-searches ordered by the caller were charged with crimes, and seven were convicted.
But most of the duped managers were treated as victims — just like the people they searched and humiliated.
They all "fell under the spell of a voice on the telephone," wrote a judge in Zanesville, Ohio, in an order acquitting Scott Winsor, 35, who'd been charged with unlawfully restraining and imposing himself on two women who worked for him at a McDonald's.
Chicago lawyer Craig Annunziata, who has defended 30 franchises sued after hoaxes, said every manager he interviewed genuinely believed they were helping police.
"They weren't trying to get their own jollies," he said.
Many of the supervisors were fired and some divorced by their spouses, Annunziata said. Others required counseling.
But the duped managers have been condemnedby others.
"You don't have to be a Phi Beta Kappa to know not to strip-search a girl who is accused of stealing change," said Roger Hall, the lawyer for a woman who won $250,000 after being strip-searched at a McDonald's in Louisa, Ky.
A Fox-TV commentator asked how the managers who went along could be so "colossally stupid."
While the incidents were triggered by a "perverted miscreant" wrote a federal judge in Georgia, the managers "still had a responsibility to use common sense and avoid falling prey to such a scam."
Though the Milgram experiment may help explain why supervisors went along with the caller, even Milgram's disciples say it doesn't absolve them of responsibility.
Just as one-third of the participants in Milgram's study refused to shock the subject, some supervisors refused to go along, including a supervisor at McDonald's Hillview store, who hung up on the caller the very night of the Mount Washington hoax.
"Nobody held a gun to their heads," said Blass, whose book about Milgram is titled, "The Man Who Shocked the World."
"They had the critical ability to decide whether to carry out their orders."
3 lives `destroyed'
Suits target McDonald's in Mount Washington case
In her suit against the $19billion McDonald's company, Ogborn contends it failed to warn Mount Washington employees about the hoaxes even though the company and its franchises were already defending lawsuits in Georgia, Ohio,Utahand elsewhere in Kentucky.
"This suit is about failure to warn, failure to train, failure to supervise," said Louisville lawyer StevenYater, who with William C. Boone Jr., is representing Ogborn.
Although a McDonald's security executive had sent a 10- to 15-second voice message to every store in the region about hoax calls about a week before the Mount Washington incident, Siddons, the manager there, said in her deposition that it didn't mention strip-searches.
The company also failed to execute a plan it had developed to send warning stickers to be placed on the headset and cradle of the phone in every store, Peaster, McDonald's global security director, said in a deposition.
Ogborn's suit, which is set for mediation Oct. 31 and trial March 30, also names Summers and Dockery as defendants, saying they "forced Louise to remain imprisoned, in the nude, for over four hours."
Dockery declined to be interviewed, although in court papers, she denied wrongdoing and said Summers had kept her in the dark about what was going on.
Summers has filed her own claim against McDonald's, alleging that the incident would not have occurred if she had been warned.
She declined to be interviewed, but in her deposition, she angrily asked how McDonald's "could have failed to spread the word."
"You've destroyed three lives," she said. "Hope you're happy."
Restaurant responds
McDonald's points fingers at others, including victim
McDonald's blamed what happened on Stewart and Nix, over whom it says it had no control. The company has sued both of them.
Its Louisville lawyer, W.R. "Pat" Patterson Jr., said McDonald's employee manual clearly noted its policy against strip-searches. "The employees didn't read it," Patterson said in an interview. "That is all I can say."
The company admits it knew of the earlier hoaxes, but Patterson said it reacted appropriately by sending memos to owners and franchisees. "McDonald's did what every quick-serve restaurant did — maybe more."
In a prepared statement, a spokesman for McDonald's USA, Bill Whitman, said, "We are keenly aware of these unfortunate incidents and will continue to take appropriate actions to safeguard customers and employees."
Asked what additional steps the company has taken since the Mount Washington incident, he said it would be "inappropriate to discuss in detail specific security and safety measures."
In court papers, McDonald's also has blamed Ogborn for what happened to her — saying that her injuries, "if any," were caused by her failure to realize the caller wasn't a real police officer.
Questioning Ogborn during a deposition, Patterson suggested that although she had no clothes, she could have walked out of the office, but stayed voluntarily to clear her name.
"Did it ever occur to you to scream?" he asked.
Ogborn declined to be interviewed for this story on the advice of her lawyers, although she agreed to be identified by name.
Her therapist said she followed orders because her experience with adults "has been to do what she is told, because good girls do what they are told."
20-20 hindsight?
Lawyer wonders how each of us would react
Bullitt District Court Judge Rebecca Ward initially dismissed the charge against Summers, saying she "definitely exercised poor judgment ... but was as much a victim as Miss Ogborn."
Ward later reversed herself and reinstated the charge; she set Summers' trial for Dec. 7.
Summers' lawyer, Wendi Wagner, said in an interview that "everybody agrees, in hindsight, `How the hell could you let this happen?' ... But how many times did it happen over the past 10 years?"
In a brief interview, Nix insisted that he — like Summers — thought he was following a policeman's orders.
Nix is scheduled for trial Tuesday. If convicted of sodomy, he faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison — twice the penalty that could be meted to Stewart, although his lawyer, Kathleen Schmidt, noted that plea negotiations are under way.
"I can understand how people can question what he did," Schmidt said. "But they weren't in the same position. Maybe you and I wouldn't have done this, but how do we know?"
Naravno, slučaj se odlaže sve do današnjeg dana. Zapravo, baš prekjuče je bilo pomaka.
Jury Selection Starts for McDonald's Strip-Search Lawsuit
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky — Fast food giant McDonald's Corp. (MCD) found itself in court Monday, preparing to fend off a lawsuit by former employee who was strip searched and sexually abused during a hoax phone call.
Jury selection began in Bullitt County Circuit Court in the lawsuit filed by Louise Ogborn, who worked at a McDonald's restaurant in Mount Washington. Ogborn is seeking more than $200 million in the suit.
The pool of about 200 people was to be whittled down to 15, which would include 12 jurors and three alternates. Jury selection was to resume Tuesday morning.
The trial was expected to last about four weeks. A judge has issued a gag order in the case.
Most potential jurors said they had heard about the case, but only a handful said it would influence their opinion.
McDonald's has said Ogborn is responsible for whatever damages she suffered for not realizing the incident was a hoax.
Ogborn's attorneys argued that McDonald's failed to warn her and other employees about a hoax caller who had already struck other McDonald's stores and other fast food restaurants across the country.
Ogborn was 18 and working at the McDonald's restaurant in April 2004 when she was detained and forced to strip after a man called the store, claiming he was investigating a theft. The man told an assistant manager to carry out his orders. Ogborn has said at one point during the 3 1/2 hour conversation, the assistant manager's boyfriend was left to handle the phone call.
Donna Jean Summers, the assistant manager, was convicted of unlawful imprisonment. Her former fiancee, Walter Nix Jr., is serving a 5-year sentence for sexual abuse and other crimes in the incident.
David Stewart of Fountain, Fla. was acquitted last year on charges of impersonating an officer, soliciting sodomy and soliciting sexual abuse in the incident.
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U PO BELA DANA U CENTRU BEOGRADA
Manijak silovao prodavačicu u butiku
Dvadesetčetvorogodišnja devojka silovana je danas u kabini butika u kojem radi. Gnusni čin dogodio se u radnji u strogom centru Beograda, na Vračaru, i to usred bela dana. Napadač je od nesrećne devojke uzeo ličnu kartu i zapretio joj da ,,policiji ne prijavljuje silovanje" jer će je, pošto zna njenu adresu, naći.
Manijak je ušao u lokal oko 12.30 i pretvarajući se da je kupac, zatražio od prodavačice da mu pokaže izložene pantalone. Odabrao je jedan par i ušao u kabinu da ih proba. Kad je skinuo pantalone, izvadio je nož i prodavačici, koja je stajala ispred kabine, stavio ga pod grlo i uvukao je unutra.
Držeći joj nož pod grlom, devojku je primorao da se skine naga, a zatim je u kabini silovao. Dok je uplašena, nesrećna prodavačica drhtala, siledžija joj je rekao: ,,Što se treseš, uživaj" i nastavio sa seksualnim zlostavljanjem.
Posle pola sata iživljavanja, uplakanoj devojci napadač je rekao da se obuče, izađe iz kabine, a pri tom joj je sve vreme držao nož pod grlom. Naredio joj je da sa vešalicu skine mušku kožnu jaknu, trenerku i duksericu, dok je on pokušavao da nožem obije kasu i uzme pazar. Međutim, kako nije uspeo da obije kasu, naredio je svojoj žrtvi da je otvori i da mu da novac.
Tada je na pultu ugledao i kompjuter i shvatio da su pred butikom instalirane sigurnosne kamere, pa je nožem besno počeo da udara u monitor. Nije, međutim, uspeo da ga razbije. Uplakanoj devojci naredio je da iz torbice izvadi ličnu kartu i da mu je da.
,,Možeš da pozoveš policiju i da prijaviš da je radnju opljačkao razbojnik maskiran fantomkom. Nemoj slučajno da si prijavila silovanje jer znam ko si i gde živiš, doći ću ti na vrata", zapretio je žrtvi dok je izlazio iz butika. Zatim je sa nešto garderobe koju je uzeo pobegao u nepoznatom pravcu.
Devojka je, ipak, smogla snage da pozove policiju i prijavi šta je preživela.
QuoteTada je na pultu ugledao i kompjuter i shvatio da su pred butikom instalirane sigurnosne kamere, pa je nožem besno počeo da udara u monitor. Nije, međutim, uspeo da ga razbije.
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SANJO SAM GHOULA! :? :P
Kad dotični počne da vam dolazi u snove, odma znate da nešto nije u redu.
Elem, dakle stvar je u sljedećem: Ghoul i ja smo u nekom krcatom autobusu - isti vozi kroz postapokaliptični ambijent nekog velegrada (pretpostavljam da je u pitanju Beograd). U autobusu smo bili sa nekim određenim ciljem, kojeg se sad naravno ne sjećam. Prva interesantna stvar je što Ghoul uopšte nema facu kao Ghoul nego kao William Fichtner (Drowning Mona, Heat, Go,...).
Druga interesantna stvar je što je Ghoul odjednom van autobusa (mada se ovaj nigdje nije zaustavljao) i trči za istim u nastojanju da ga stigne. Meni naravno uopšte nije sinulo da zamolim vozača da stane, nego sam sasvim mirno konstatovao kako će Ghoul da se vrati u bus kad ovaj stane na sljedećoj stanici. I nakon što je prošlo solidno dugo vremena, a bus nije stajao, ja skontam da bi trebalo da izađem iz busa, te da se sa svojim saputnikom nađem negdje na sredini, pretpostavljajući da će on nastaviti da prati cestu. I naravno, momentalno sam se našao van autobusa (prava je šteta što ovo ne mogu da izvedem u stvarnom životu). Naravno, kako je autobus išao dosta dugo, Ghoula nema nigdje na vidiku i tako sam se u tom trenutku nalazio sam uz cestu u nekoj zabiti.
Dalje se nije ništa dešavalo jer se san prešaltao u novu fazu, koje se ne sjećam (mada mi se čini da je u pitanju bilo nešto nalik na horror/sci-fi tumaranje po nekakvoj napuštenoj bolnici or something). Postapokaliptičnost grada je ostala neobjašnjena, kao i svrha putovanja busom. Too bad.
Quote from: "Harvester"I naravno, momentalno sam se našao van autobusa (prava je šteta što ovo ne mogu da izvedem u stvarnom životu).
ma sve je samo stvar dobre praxe.
inače, ostavljam dežurnim pisholozima da psihoanaliziraju ovaj san.
a moraćeš i ti, harv. ovo je baš jedan od onih snova koji me podsećaju na jungove reči: ako ne rastumačiš svoj san, moraš da se ubiješ!
Quote from: "ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas"U PO BELA DANA U CENTRU BEOGRADA
Manijak silovao prodavačicu u butiku
Dvadesetčetvorogodišnja devojka silovana je danas u kabini butika u kojem radi. Gnusni čin dogodio se u radnji u strogom centru Beograda, na Vračaru, i to usred bela dana. Napadač je od nesrećne devojke uzeo ličnu kartu i zapretio joj da ,,policiji ne prijavljuje silovanje" jer će je, pošto zna njenu adresu, naći.
Manijak je ušao u lokal oko 12.30 i pretvarajući se da je kupac, zatražio od prodavačice da mu pokaže izložene pantalone. Odabrao je jedan par i ušao u kabinu da ih proba. Kad je skinuo pantalone, izvadio je nož i prodavačici, koja je stajala ispred kabine, stavio ga pod grlo i uvukao je unutra.
Držeći joj nož pod grlom, devojku je primorao da se skine naga, a zatim je u kabini silovao. Dok je uplašena, nesrećna prodavačica drhtala, siledžija joj je rekao: ,,Što se treseš, uživaj" i nastavio sa seksualnim zlostavljanjem.
Posle pola sata iživljavanja, uplakanoj devojci napadač je rekao da se obuče, izađe iz kabine, a pri tom joj je sve vreme držao nož pod grlom. Naredio joj je da sa vešalicu skine mušku kožnu jaknu, trenerku i duksericu, dok je on pokušavao da nožem obije kasu i uzme pazar. Međutim, kako nije uspeo da obije kasu, naredio je svojoj žrtvi da je otvori i da mu da novac.
Tada je na pultu ugledao i kompjuter i shvatio da su pred butikom instalirane sigurnosne kamere, pa je nožem besno počeo da udara u monitor. Nije, međutim, uspeo da ga razbije. Uplakanoj devojci naredio je da iz torbice izvadi ličnu kartu i da mu je da.
,,Možeš da pozoveš policiju i da prijaviš da je radnju opljačkao razbojnik maskiran fantomkom. Nemoj slučajno da si prijavila silovanje jer znam ko si i gde živiš, doći ću ti na vrata", zapretio je žrtvi dok je izlazio iz butika. Zatim je sa nešto garderobe koju je uzeo pobegao u nepoznatom pravcu.
Devojka je, ipak, smogla snage da pozove policiju i prijavi šta je preživela.
Ako se sve ovako dogodilo ko što piše, ovaj nije baš prepametan. Najebaće u zatvoru..
Ovlaš uhvatih krol na Beogradskoj hronici - možda grešim, ali danas je (valjda?) silovana neka prodavačica u optičkoj radnji u Vojvode Stepe.
Serijski silovatelj? U verziji prve vesti iz butika se navodi i da je Ciganin. Serijski ciganski silovatelj?!?
...da, to bi bila ova vest...
POTERA ZA BEOGRADSKIM SILOVATELJEM
Manijak opet napao prodavačicu
Manijak koji je u ponedeljak oko 12.30 silovao radnicu butika na Vračaru je ponovo napao! On je oko 9.30 upao u optičarsku radnju na Voždovcu i zapretio dvadesetogodišnjoj radnici da će je silovati ukoliko mu pruži otpor. Devojka se spasla užasa jer u radnji nije bilo druge prostorije u kojoj bi manijak mogao da se iživljava nad njom, a da ostane neprimećen od prolaznika.
Devojci je zapretio nožem dugim 20 centimetara i iz radnje je oteo novac, troje naočara i njen zlatni lančić. Potom je iz njene torbe izvadio ličnu kartu, pogledao podatke i dok je izlazio iz radnje, kao i radnici u butiku prekjuče, zapretio:
,,Ako prijaviš da sam ti pretio, silovaću te i ubiti jer znam gde živiš. Policiji ćeš reći da je razbojnik bio maskiran fantomkom i obučen u belo", poručio je uplašenoj devojci.
Uplakana devojka odmah je pozvala policiju, a zatim otišla do susedne radnje, kod berberina.
Kako saznaje ,,Blic", istraumirana prodavačica je na fotografiji koju su joj pokazali policajci prepoznala razbojnika koji joj je pretio. Na fotografiji je isti muškarac za koga je devojka u butiku rekla da ju je silovao.
Devojka je tada samo klimnula glavom i rekla: ,,To je on!"
U policiji, za sada, ne mogu sa sigurnošću da tvrde da je taj muškarac osumnjičen jer je fotografija stara nekoliko godina. Istraga je sužena na nekoliko muškaraca koji odgovaraju opisu koje su dale devojke. Prema našim saznanjima, oni su ranije odslužili zatvorske kazne zbog silovanja i sada su na slobodi. Zbog toga, u policiji očekuju da će siledžija ubrzo biti uhapšen.
Drama devojke iz optičarske radnje počela je u 9.30, kada se vratila iz samoposluge, gde je kupila doručak. Ispred vrata, čekajući da ona otključa radnju, bio je mladić crne kose, visine 170 centimetara, star 25 do 30 godina.
...and more to come...
PORODIČNA DRAMA
Majka htela da zakolje ćerku zbog belog maga
BEOGRAD - Skoro dva sata, u zgradi u beogradskom naselju Vračar trajala je porodična drama. U ovu ulicu policija je stigla oko 15.30 po prijavi L.V, kome je bivša žena poručila da će zaklati njihovu trinaestogodišnju ćerku ukoliko joj je do 17 sati ne dovede belog maga.
Iz stana, u koji je R.V. zaključala ćerku, čuli su se lupa i vrištanje, dok je devojčica neprekidno plakala. Na sam pomen da će policija ući u stan, pomahnitala žena je patroli OUP-a Vračar histerično poručivala da to ne rade jer će ćerku ,,zaklati nožem".
Nepovezano je govorila o beloj magiji. Lekari Hitne pomoći i policajci, uplašeni zbog mogućeg krvavog epiloga, narednih sat vremena su sedeli u pripravnosti ispred zaključanog stana. Na lice mesta zatim je stigao i otac devojčice koji je objasnio policiji da je žena i pre pretila ,,magijom i nekim sektama", ako pokuša da joj oduzme dete.
Dvočasovnu dramu okončao je tek pregovarački tim MUP-a koji je za svega dvadesetak minuta uspeo da uđe u stan. Potpuno unezverenu ženu, samo u kućnoj haljini i papučama, ekipe Hitne pomoći oko 17 sati izvele su iz stana i prevezle u Institut za neuropsihijatrijske bolesti ,,Laza Lazarević". U trenutku kada su je izvodili iz zgrade, ona je i dalje nerazgovetno i nepovezano pričala.
Iako su lekari odmah konstatovali da je žena neuračunljiva, kako saznajemo, ona nije odmah primljena u bolnicu ,,Laza Lazaravić", već je poslata na detoksikaciju zbog alkoholisanosti.
Nakon što je žena odvedena, u stanu je ostala njena potresena ćerka, koja na svu sreću nije povređena. Devojčica je i narednih sat vremena plakala i zbog šoka nije mogla da se smiri. Uz nju se nalazio i njen otac, ali i radnici Centra za socijalni rad Vračar, koji će proceniti da li će ona moći da živi sa ocem. Kako saznajemo, ovaj centar je još 17. jula 2001. godine evidentirao slučaj ove porodice zbog problema u porodici.
Potera za devojkom razbojnikom
Špricom napala spremačicu vrtića
VALJEVO - Miru Stanićević spremačicu obdaništa ,,Naša radost" u naselju Zbratimljenih gradova, juče oko šest časova napala je, pretukla i opljačkala za sada nepoznata ženska osoba koja joj je zapretila špricem, navodno, sa krvlju zaraženom virusom side. Nesrećna žena, na sreću, nije ubodena, ali je pretrpela šok.
Spremačica je opisala da je devojka stara oko 25 godina i da je imala kačket na glavi. Prema izjavi datoj policiji, Stanićevićeva je otključala obdanište i pošla da se presvuče, kada joj je prišla ženska osoba za koju je mislila da je roditelj nekog deteta. Zatražila joj je novac, a kada je žena odgovorila da nema, fizički je nasrnula na nju.
- Najpre je pokušala da joj plastičnu kesu namakne na glavu, a potom je došlo do gušenja, grebanja po licu, čupanja za kosu, udaranja i rvanja po podu. Devojka je u ruci imala špric i našoj radnici pretila da će je ubosti i zaraziti virusom side. Prilikom gušanja, našoj radnici je ispala torba iz koje je nepoznata devojka uzela oko 1.000 dinara, a potom je trkom pobegla iz vrtića, u pravcu mosta koji vodi ka naselju Radnička kolonija. Vikala je pri tom: 'Miloše', ali ne znamo kome se obraćala i da li ju je neko čekao - priča direktor valjevskih obdaništa Milun Blagojević.
Pet minuta kasnije, na lice mesta došla je i patrola policije. Oni su spremačici pokazali fotografije nekoliko potencijalnih napadača koji su evidentirani kao narkomani i, kako kaže Blagojević, radnica vrtića je najverovatnije prepoznala devojku koja ju je napala. Miri Stanićević je pomoć ukazana u hitnoj službi i urgentnom centru valjevske bolnice, a na pregledu kod infektologa ustanovljeno je da nije ubodena špricom, već samo izgrebana po licu. Srećom, u trenutku incidenta u ,,Našoj radosti" nije bilo dece koja u vrtić stižu oko 6.15.
Do sada nije bilo napada na osoblje obdaništa, ali Milun Blagojević kaže da njihove spremačice često u dvorištu vrtića ujutro pronalaze iskorišćene špriceve.
***demantovano je da je napadačica velika obožavateljka NEVERNIH BEBA ili friškog nam hipohondričnog ministra Brajovića...
USNE BOJE BRAKA!
Crnogorski pevač Boban Piroman svojim poznatim hitom dvoje mladih Beograđana "odveo" do matičara
Koliko pevača sa ovih prostora može da se pohvali time da su baš oni svojom pesmom spojili dvoje mladih? Mnogi. Koliko njih može da kaže da su doprineli tome da fatalni stihovi ne samo izazovu hemiju između Nje i Njega već i da ta buduća veza bude krunisana brakom samo zbog nekoliko romantičnih stihova? E, takvi se mogu nabrojati na prste jedne ruke, a među njima je i Boban Piroman.
Crnogorski pevač Boban Rajović, poznatiji kao Boban Piroman, doživeo je pravu "čast nad častima" zato što je stihovima svoje pesme "Usne boje vina" povezao od ljubavi pa do braka (!) dvoje mladih Beograđana. Odazvao se i na njihovu želju da im, pored kumova, bude i jedini gost kojeg su pozvali na venčanje!
Boban je, naime, letos nastupao u jednom noćnom klubu u kojem se uz stihove njegovog hita upoznalo dvoje mladih, koji su već narednih dana započeli vezu inspirisanu "Usnama boje vina". Nakon prosidbe i ugovorene lokacije venčanja ovaj sveže venčani par doneo je za Bobana Piromana neobično laskavu odluku da im samo on uz kumove prisustvuje venčanju i da im potom na svadbenom ručku "za sve pare" peva omiljenu pesmu.
Pevač je od srca prihvatio ponudu, te je tog dana "Usne boje vina" otpevao čak 42 puta (!) i doživeo jedan od najuzbudljivijih momenata svog života i karijere.
AWESOME !!! :lol:
...an honest effort, mora se priznati!!!
Policija traga za manijakom koji hara Beogradom
Siledžiji koji je već napao 14 žena još nema traga
Policija je identifikovala beogradskog manijaka koji je u ponedeljak silovao prodavačicu u butiku na Vračaru, a dan kasnije na Voždovcu napao radnicu optičarske radnje. Zove se Igor Milošević (29) i u pitanju je serijski silovatelj, koji je i pre 15 godina sejao strah po gradu, kada je za samo tri dana silovao i napao devet devojaka, saznaje ,,Blic".
Na ulicama prestonice juče je vladala opšta panika, naročito među ženama i prodavačicama u buticima, a uznemireni građani su svaku sumnjivu mušku osobu prijavljivali policiji. Milošević je već dva puta bio osuđivan zbog silovanja. Iako policija ima njegovu fotografiju, on juče nije uhapšen. Milošević je poslednji put izašao iz zatvora 25. avgusta. Posle samo 23 dana na slobodi, on je nastavio da napada i siluje. Siledžija nema stalno mesto prebivališta i u potrazi za njim policija je pretresla beogradska kartonska naselja, u kojima je on pre poslednjih napada viđan nekoliko puta, ali bez uspeha.
- Milošević je seriju silovanja izvršio kada je imao samo četrnaest godina. Za tri dana podigao je Beograd na noge. Način napada isti je kao i u poslednja dva slučaja, najčešće je napadao prodavačice u buticima. Najgori slučaj bio je napastvovanje maloletne devojčice iz Zvečanske ulice koju je na silu ubacio u automobil, vezao je lisicama i zlostavljao. Tada je za tri dana izvršio četiri silovanja i pet puta je pokušao, ali su devojke uspele da se spasu. Bilo je strašno jer je policija u jednom danu dobijala po tri prijave silovanja. Žene su bile u strahu, a i tada se o njemu izveštavalo na naslovnim stranama - priča dugogodišnji operativac beogradske policije.
On kaže da su tada Miloševića uhapsili tako što mu je policija postavila zamku.
- Uhvatili smo ga uz pomoć jedne poznate beogradske prostitutke, koja je radila u parku kod autobuske stanice, s kojom je Milošević imao seksualni odnos. Zahvaljujući njoj, on se tada našao iza rešetaka. Čak je i ona, koja je važila za jednu od najiskusnijih u tom poslu, rekla da nikada nije videla goreg seksualnog manijaka i bolesnika - priča sagovornik ,,Blica".
Milošević je kao maloletnik osuđen i poslat na odsluženje kazne u dom za maloletnike. Podaci o tome kada je tačno izašao iz doma nisu poznati. Zna se da je novu seriju napada ponovo izveo 2001. godine. Tada je napao radnicu u jednom kozmetičkom salonu u Beogradu. U lokal je ušao kako bi, navodno, kupio kremu. Kada mu je ona rekla da je muškarcima zabranjen ulaz, Milošević je zaključao vrata. Uz pretnju nožem devojku je naterao da legne ispod solarijuma. Pošto je uzeo 1.400 dinara i dva mobilna telefona, manijak je devojci naredio da se skine i silovao je. Sedam dana kasnije, takođe s nožem u ruci, Milošević je ušao i jednu beogradsku knjižaru i od prodavačice zatražio pazar. Pošto je uzeo 500 dinara, devojci je skinuo pantalone i pokušao da je siluje. Devojku je, na sreću, spasla mušterija koja je u tom momentu naišla i zbog koje je Milošević pobegao iz knjižare. Zbog ova dva slučaja, ali i još jednog pokušaja silovanja i šest razbojništava koja je počinio u tom periodu, Milošević je 7. marta 2002. godine osuđen na zbirnu kaznu od deset godina, odnosno, na šest godina zatvora. Okružni sud tada je kaznu obrazložio činjenicom da je on već bio osuđivan zbog razbojništva, kao i da je nova počinio čim je izašao iz zatvora. On je poslat u Kazneno-popravni zavod ,,Zabela" kod Požarevca, 5. decembra 2002. godine, a kao slobodan čovek izašao je krajem prošlog meseca. Kako saznaje ,,Blic", Milošević je u januaru u zatvoru nožem ranio jednog osuđenika u zatvorskoj trpezariji.
Milošević je u ponedeljak, oko 12.30, silovao radnicu u butiku na Vračaru, a dan kasnije, oko 9.30, upao je u optičarsku radnju na Voždovcu i zapretio dvadesetogodišnjoj radnici da će je silovati ukoliko mu pruži otpor. Oba puta je pogledao podatke iz ličnih karata devojaka i zapretio im da će ih ubiti ukoliko ga prijave policiji.
Telefon 92 juče se, međutim, usijao od poziva građana koji su primetili ,,beogradskog silovatelja". Uznemirene prodavačice oprezno su posmatrale svakog sumnjivog muškarca koji bi ušao u njihovu radnju. Juče je prijavljeno nekoliko osoba koje su odgovarale opisu manijaka. Iz sata u sat, policija je legitimisala prolaznike na ulicama, ali se, nažalost, ispostavilo da građani nisu registrovali pravog siledžiju. On i dalje šeta ulicama grada. Potraga je juče nastavljena, uglavnom obezbeđivanjem lokala u kojima rade žene i legitimisanjem sumnjivih osoba u ulicama u centru Beograda.
Psiholog Žarko Trebješanin kaže za ,,Blic" da se panika širi kada ljudi ne dobiju potpune informacije, a imaju snažnu potrebu da budu informisani kako bi bili sigurni.
- Ovako su skoro svi na beogradskim ulicama postali sumnjivi, neki zbog izgleda, neki zbog ponašanja, a mnogi verovatno bez ikakvog pravog razloga - kaže Trebješanin.
Saveti policije u slučaju napada
- Ne prepuštajte se sudbini, vrištite i zovite u pomoć
- Neki silovatelji omekšaju prilikom razgovora, zato pokušajte da plačete, molite ili da napadača zbunite pričajući
- Pokušajte da kažete da imate sidu ili neku drugu bolest koja se prenosi seksualnim putem, neki odustanu
- Predstavite se lažno kao policajka ili advokatica, većina ne želi da im žrtva bude osoba koja radi sa zakonom
- Ukoliko uspete da napasniku odvučete pažnju, udarite ga u neku od bolnih tačaka - prepone, nosnu hrskavicu, oči ili grlo
Prijave policiji
9.00 - Žena je pozvala policiju jer je bila ubeđena da je videla silovatelja za kojim se tragalo kod stadiona FK GSP Polet u Bulevaru vojvode Bojovića. Po njenim rečima, on je na sebi imao farmerke, narandžasto-belu jaknu i bele patike. Sumnjivi muškarac je pobegao pre dolaska patrole, a policija je nastavila potragu.
9.50 - Policija na poziv prolaznika zaustavila čoveka kod Čuburskog parka i legitimisala ga. Ispostavilo se da to ipak nije traženi siledžija.
10.20 - U Ulici Maksima Gorkog, prolaznici primetili čoveka koji je na sebi imao belu jaknu i koji je odgovarao opisu siledžije. Policija je utvrdila da se ponovo radi o grešci.
12.30 - Čovek u beloj trenerci sedeo u kafiću ,,Meksiko", u Ulici Vojislava Ilića 26. Prolaznici prijavili da liči na traženog siledžiju i alarmirali policiju.
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Anketa među beogradskim prodavačicama: da li se plašite manijaka?
IRENA MILENOV (20)
Čitala sam u novinama šta se dogodilo ovim nesrećnim koleginicama na Vračaru i Voždovcu, tako da sam celog dana pod stresom. Nije mi prijatno kad god u radnju svrati neki muškarac.
SVETLANA MILIVOJEVIĆ (28)
Naravno da se plašim, jutros sam popila ,,bromazepam", kada mi je u radnju ušao dečko sa kapuljačom navučenom do pola nosa.
JELENA OBRADOVIĆ (27)
Zgrozila sam se kad sam pročitala šta se tim devojkama desilo. Ne znam šta bih radila da me nešto slično zadesi. Verujem da bih se izgubila i da ne bih znala šta da radim u takvoj situaciji.
ZORICA MILOJEVIĆ (43)
Nije me nešto preterano strah jer, srećom, radim u prometnoj ulici, a radnja je uvek puna kupaca. Važno je da nikad ne budete sami u radnji, a najbolje je ukoliko vas rade bar dve.
VESNA PARMAK (25)
U panici sam jer ne znam šta bi mi pomoglo da mi neki ludak uđe u radnju, prisloni nož i naredi mi da ćutim. Tada vam nema pomoći, ni sve kamere, ni alarmi ovog sveta vam ne bi pomogli.
MARINA PAVIĆEVIĆ (46)
Ne dramim jer silovatelje i lopove ne možete prepoznati. Mogu biti skockani od glave do pete, a mogu biti kao da su s ulice. Ako vam se takav užas desi, desio se, nema tu nikakve zaštite.
...ovo sa savetom butikashici/radnici u opticharskoj radnji da se silovatelju na pochetku napada predstavi kao advokatica/policajka je naprosto genijalno!!!
Pa, dobro, to su generalni saveti, nisu samo za butikašice. Lako je napraviti varijaciju na to (ćale mi je načelnik MUP-a, dečko mi je kriminalac itd.) ali čovek (tj. žena) treba da bude dovoljno prisebna u dramatičnom trenutku. No, najveći problem je ipak u tome što oko tri četvrtine silovanja ne vrše random 'manijaci' po buticima i parkovima nego osobe poznate žrtvi: rodbina, prijatelji, komšije itd. što u startu sve ove taktike obesmišljava. O tome treba razmišljati.
...čemu pojašnjavati očigledno? Jasno je meni da su to opšta pravila, ali ona su bez prilagođavanja preporučena i za ovaj slučaj, kada je očito da silovatelj gaji specifične preference...dakle, zar ne bi pravila trebalo uskladiti sa posebnostima slučaja u žiži, a ne ispovreteti već spremljeno, a pride i pozvati državotvorne, hired-hand psihologe, poput Trebjšanina da nam i ovaj put baš oni otvore oči, so to speak???
Ali, to ide na dušu novinara i urednika koji koriste urbanu paniku da napišu tekst od tri šlajfne pa onda u njega ubacuju i relevantno i irelevantno i uslovno relevantno. Oću da kažem, ne bih sad i ovde krivio policiju koliko Blitz.
QuoteZbog ova dva slučaja, ali i još jednog pokušaja silovanja i šest razbojništava koja je počinio u tom periodu, Milošević je 7. marta 2002. godine osuđen na zbirnu kaznu od deset godina, odnosno, na šest godina zatvora. Okružni sud tada je kaznu obrazložio činjenicom da je on već bio osuđivan zbog razbojništva, kao i da je nova počinio čim je izašao iz zatvora.
Nabijem i njih i njihova obrazloženja. Dakle, sa četrnaest godina sastavi devet napada za tri dana, strpaju ga u zatvor za maloljetnike, izađe odatle i ODMAH nastavi sa silovanjima, uhvate ga i osude na ŠEST (tj. PET) godina i onda obrazlažu zašto je kazna tako VISOKA :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
U ovim našim propalim državama nikad se ništa neće popraviti (pa taman sto puta uhapsili Karadžića i Mladića i odrekli se Kosova) dok se i dalje kriminalci i ostali budu ovim smiješnim idiotskim kaznama stimulisali za svoja zlodjela :x . Dobar stari Vlad Cepeš...
Ako dozvolite... Nije problem toliko u dužini kazne, koliko u skoro potpunom neuspehu kazneno-popravnog sistema da išta popravi u pogledu antisocijalnog ponašanja osuđenika. Fuko je naširoko pričao o temi u 'Nadzirati i kažnjavati' ali uvek valja čovek ponovo da se podseti na to šta bi zapravo filosofija zatvora trebalo da bude a šta je on u praksi.
...na stranu neuspeh popravno-kaznenog sistema, sve mi se čini da Sarkozi nije preterao kada je pre mesec dana za pedofile predložio kaznu hemijske kastracije, samo što bih ja njome obuhvatio i srodne kategorije poput silovatelja svih preferenci...
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Ako dozvolite... Nije problem toliko u dužini kazne, koliko u skoro potpunom neuspehu kazneno-popravnog sistema da išta popravi u pogledu antisocijalnog ponašanja osuđenika.
uvek me gane meho sa svojim neizlečivim optimizmom i verom u ljucka bića; ipak, sudeći prema opisanom minulom radu narečenog silovatelja, mislim da je jasno da se radi o nekoj vrsti hormonalnog, fiziološkog poremećaja, nešto kao 'penis cerebris dementia', te tu ne verujem da ima adekvatnog psihološkog ili kakvog drugog tretmana do onog koji su desničari iznad mene već pomenuli.
Kakav je to butik,ako se silovatelj izivljavao pola sata,a nijedna musterija nije usla?Vlasnik bi morao da se zapita za rentabilnost svog poslovanja. :evil:
a i ne vidim čemu tolika panika: ovaj jadnik zvuči toliko trapavo da je to borderline smešno, i ne vidim da je on neka pretnja koju malo pepper spreja ne bi sredilo kao neku dosadnu zunzaru!
Quote from: "Ghoul"Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Ako dozvolite... Nije problem toliko u dužini kazne, koliko u skoro potpunom neuspehu kazneno-popravnog sistema da išta popravi u pogledu antisocijalnog ponašanja osuđenika.
uvek me gane meho sa svojim neizlečivim optimizmom i verom u ljucka bića; ipak, sudeći prema opisanom minulom radu narečenog silovatelja, mislim da je jasno da se radi o nekoj vrsti hormonalnog, fiziološkog poremećaja, nešto kao 'penis cerebris dementia', te tu ne verujem da ima adekvatnog psihološkog ili kakvog drugog tretmana do onog koji su desničari iznad mene već pomenuli.
Ti to čitaš kao optimizam? Ja sam doveo u pitanje smislenost i efikasnost sistema koji finansiram svojim poreskim novcem i to na nivou njegove idejne utemeljenosti, pogotovo u odnosu na ono što je njegova deklarativna namena (kažnjavanje i popravljanje). Uopšte nisam tvrdio da zatvori mogu da poprave čoveka, čak ni teorecki, samo sam se pitao zašto ih i dalje držimo kad ne ispunjavaju svoju funkciju.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Uopšte nisam tvrdio da zatvori mogu da poprave čoveka, čak ni teorecki, samo sam se pitao zašto ih i dalje držimo kad ne ispunjavaju svoju funkciju.
reći ću ti zašto, iako to znaš i sam:
zato što se rulja lepše oseća kad
a) tamo nekog izdvoje od nje nekim rešetkama, tako da postane NE-JA, tj. NE-MI, 'onaj drugi', THE OTHER;
b) iz gole osvete, jer se rulja lepše oseća kad čuje da je 'onaj drugi' dobio tolko-i-tolko godina, ili još bolje, 'na smrt! na smrt! na smrt!'
Ma, dobro, ali kaznena politika u Srbiji se ne kreira pod pritiskom 'rulje' nego glasača. Dakle, moje promišljanje je validno u svetlu vas kao potencijalnih glasača. Uzgred, naravno da utopišem.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Ma, dobro, ali kaznena politika u Srbiji se ne kreira pod pritiskom 'rulje' nego glasača.
:shock: :? :? :?
oćeš da kažeš da ti praviš neku distinkciju između 'glasača' i 'rulje'??? :P :shock:
Naravno, evo, ja sam rulja ali nisam glasač. Bunim se po forumima ali ne izlazim na izbore. Jasna distinkcija.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Naravno, evo, ja sam rulja
DOKAŽI!!!
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Uhapšen beogradski manijak
Beogradska policija uhapsila je u četvrtak uveče na Adi Huji pred kamerama TV Pink M.I. (29) koji je osumnjičen da je tokom ove nedelje silovao prodavačicu u jednom butiku na Vračaru, a u utorak pokušao da siluje i radnicu "Optike" na Voždovcu.
Inspektor Vlasto Vujikić iz uprave kriminalističke policije Sekretarijata unutrašnjih poslova Beograd na Televiziji Pink izjavio je da se radi o višestrukom povratniku u činjenju krivičnih dela.
On je posebno naglasio da je policija rezignirana načinom na koji su mediji tretirali temu, dodajući da bi žrtve trebalo da budu maksimalno zaštićene.
Vujikić je rekao da će javnost tek videti koliko je krivičnih dela uhapšeni počinio i koji su efekti ovakvog načina informisanja.
Zanimljivo je da je ovo prvi direktni TV prenos jednog privođenja od hapšenja bivšeg predsednika Srbije i Jugoslavije Slobodana Miloševića.
...isto to uz nešto više detalja...
Uhapšen manijak
Autor: Tamara M. Subota - Bojana Jelovac - Uroš Piper | 21.09.2007 - 19:31
Uhapšen manijak
Beogradski silovatelj Igor Milošević uhapšen je danas u 18.30 u beogradskom naselju Višnjici.Ranije, danas oko 13.30 on se pojavio u jednom solarijumu na Vračaru, ali je radnica uspela da izbegne napad, zahvaljujući mušteriji koja se u to vreme sunčala.
- Ušao je i pitao da li može da u salonu sačeka svoju devojku koja će stići oko 14 časova. Naravno, rekla sam mu da može. Seo je, ja sam prošla iza pulta. Sedeo je dvadesetak minuta, gledao na sat i gledao put vrata i ništa mi najpre nije bilo sumnjivo. Odjednom je iz kabine sa solarijumom provirila mušterija koja se sunčala. Žena je zatražila da joj nešto dodam, a mladić je odmah počeo da se vrpolji. Odjednom je ustao i nepovezano objasnio da ide da doručkuje, pa će da se vrati. U tom trenutku mi je proletelo kroz glavu ono što sam čitala u novinama - kaže radnica iz tog solarijuma.
Radnica je zatim pozvala policiju, koja je počela potragu, ali je Milošević uspeo da se udalji niz ulicu.
- Bio je u maslinastozelenoj dukserici, sa bradom od bar tri dana i nešto dužom, masnom kosom. Kada je policija stigla i pokazala mi fotografiju koja je, kako su mi rekli, stara pet godina, uprkos kratko ošišanoj kosi, bila sam sigurna da je to on. Ne smem ni da pomislim šta bi se desilo da nije bilo mušterija ili da se to dešavalo uveče - kaže vidno uznemirena radnica.
Braća silovala
dedu i babu
STARA PAZOVA – Policija je uhapsila Ivana J. (28) i Vojislava J.(22), obojica iz Novih Karlovaca, zbog osnovane sumnje da su izvršili silovanje, razbojništvo i nedozvoljene radnje na štetu bračnog para, supruge S. Z. (70) i supruga L. Z. (72) iz Stare Pazove.
Braća Vojislav i Ivan su upali u kuću staraca, koja se nalazi u polju na putu Stara Pazova - Novi Karlovci. Namera im je bila da opljačkaju nemoćne starce pošto su prilikom upada odmah tražili novac. Starci su tvrdili da nemaju novca. Ali, očigledno dobro obavešteni napadači su znali da je L. Z. prethodnih dana dobio oko 30.000 dinara kao odštetu za saobraćajni udes.
Videvši da razbojnici znaju za novac, napadnuti starci odmah su dali osam hiljada dinara, tvrdeći da su ostatak potrošili. To, međutim, napadače nije zadovoljilo. Počeli su da viču na njih i udaraju ih tupim predmetima. Potom su prešli na zavrtanje ruku i nogu, neprekidno tražeći još novca. Nisu pomogla zapomaganja i molbe da ih puste.
Iznervirani napadači potom su, pred suprugom, silovali nemoćnu staricu koja se jedva kretala. Kada je starac počeo da je brani, napadači su i nad njim izvršili bludne radnje. Potom su, uz pretnju da nikome ne smeju prijaviti napad, pobegli ostavivši nemoćne i prestrašene domaćine. Napadnuti bračni par tek sutradan je smogao snage i slučaj prijavio policiji.
POZNATA BRAĆA
BRAĆA Vojislav i Ivan odranije su poznati policiji po sličnim postupcima nasilničkog i razbojničkog ponašanja. Zato im je još u terminu obaveznog 48-časovnog zadržavanja u policiji, Okružni sud odredio tridesetodnevni pritvor
Čujte... ja volim silovanje as much as the next guy, ali... Koja je svrha evidentiranja svih silovanja koja naši mediji isprate na topiku 'strange but weird'???
...twink twice/ "you need to re-discover joy of thinking"...whatever
možda bi bilo bolje da ginger pokrene zaseban topik, 'najgenijalnija silovanja u trač-štampi' ili tako nešto... za one sklone razmišljanju... :roll:
Braca silovala nepokretnu babu to i nije neka vest ali braca silovala i dedu posle babe to BOGME JESTE !!!
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Chavez puts Venezuela's clock ahead 30 minutes
President Hugo Chavez has announced that Venezuela's official time will be put ahead by half an hour starting January 1.
"Its about the metabolic effect, where the human brain is conditioned by sunlight," :!: :!: Chavez said in a rambling, seven hour discussion on his radio show "Alo, Presidente" with Science and Technology Minister Hector Navarro.
Specifically, Chavez said the Law of Metereology will be changed to reflect Venezuela's new time grid on the map showing it to be three-and-a-half hours behind GMT instead of the current four hours.
Minister Navarro said the longer day would benefit "all Venezuelans in their jobs and studies."
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ČEKIĆEM UDARIO DETE!
Dimitrije M. iz Niša napao dvanaestogodišnjaka obolelog od hemofilije jer je dečak navodno hteo da obere jabuke u njegovom dvorištu
Dimitrije M., penzionisani nastavnik matematike iz Niša, osumnjičen je da je čekićem tukao dvanaestogodišnjeg dečaka obolelog od hemofilije! Dimitrije je rekao policiji da je udario dečaka jer mu je navodno krao jabuke u dvorištu! Policija je podnela prekršajnu prijavu protiv Dimitrija. Inače, svaka povreda mogla je da ima fatalan ishod jer je hemofilija bolest koja sprečava zgrušavanje krvi!
Profesor bez komentara
Novinar Pressa je pokušao da od Dimitrija dobije komentar ovog događaja, ali je on odbio da da bilo kakvu izjavu.
- Sve što sam imao, rekao sam u policiji. I više nemam ništa da dodam o tom događaju - kazao je Mančić.
Incident se dogodio prošle nedelje u Dimitrijevom dvorištu. Dečak je ušao u dvorište da bi dohvatio svoju kapu koju mu je bacio drug. Napad na dečaka policiji su prijavili roditelji žrtve.
- Sin mi je rekao da ga je Mančić nekoliko puta udario drškom čekića po glavi uz optužbu da je u njegovo dvorište ušao kako bi mu obrao jabuke! Moje dete je na Mančićev posed ušlo da bi dohvatilo kapu koju mu je neko od drugova u igri bacio preko ograde - kaže očajna dečakova majka.
Ona kaže da je pokušala da se objasni sa nekadašnjim nastavnikom jer je na sinovljevoj glavi uočila modrice.
- Dimitrije je bio veoma drzak! Nije negirao da je napao dete ističući da ono nije imalo šta da traži u njegovom dvorištu. Upozorila sam ga da nije smeo da ga udara jer moje dete boluje od hemofilije, ali se on nije obazirao na moja objašnjenja. Onda sam odlučila da pozovem policiju - navodi zabrinuta majka.
Zbog straha da bi dečak mogao da dobije krvarenje koje je u njegovom slučaju veoma teško zaustaviti, roditelji su ga odmah prebacili na Kliniku za hematologiju gde je zadržan u toku popodneva i noći primajući terapiju za zgrušavanje krvi.
- Na sreću, moj sin je neposredno pre napada već dobio terapiju, popio lek za zgrušavanje krvi što je verovatno sprečilo fatalan ishod - priča majka dečaka.
Kako je Pressu potvrđeno u niškoj policiji, postupak protiv Dimitrija neće se okončati na prekršajnoj odgovornosti.
- Osim prekršajne prijave, napadaču na dečaka u svakom slučaju preti krivična prijava. Dete su pregledali doktori i na osnovu lekarskog izveštaja odlučićemo da li će protiv Mančića biti podneta krivična prijava za nanošenje teških ili lakih telesnih povreda - kazao je za Press kapetan Bratislav Timotijević, rukovodilac Odeljenja za suzbijanje maloletničke delinkvencije.
PENIS GA SPASAO GROMA
Zoran Jurković preživeo udar munje jer mu je elektricitet izašao kroz polni organ, pa je tako izbegao sigurnu smrt
VUKOVAR - Zorana Jurkovića (32) iz Vukovara, pre nedelju dana udario je grom, ali ga nije ubio jer mu je izašao kroz penis!
Nesvakidašnja nezgoda dogodila se 18. septembra kad je Zoran biciklom krenuo iz Vukovara na posao u Petrovce. U to vreme Vukovar je zahvatilo nevreme, praćeno jakim vetrom i grmljavinom. Mladić je na sebi imao radno odelo, jaknu i gumene čizme, pa se ponadao da neće biti potpuno mokar. Međutim, na samom ulazu u Petrovce, iznad njega se prolomio jak zvuk i poslednje što je video bila je munja.
- Sećam se da sam kao i svakoga dana išao biciklom na posao. Kad sam izišao iz kuće, nevreme je tek počelo, ali kako sam odmicao prema Petrovcima vetar je sve jače duvao. Imao sam mobilni telefon u džepu i razmišljao sam da li da ga isključim zbog grmljavine, ali to nisam učinio. Poneo sam i novi radio i imao slušalice na ušima. Pomislio sam kako takvo nevreme još nisam doživeo i od tada se ne sećam ničega više. Probudio sam se u nekom automobilu s dva nepoznata muškarca koji su mi rekli da me voze u bolnicu jer me udario grom. Nisam znao o čemu pričaju - priseća se Zoran, koga su pronašli slučajni prolaznici i odvezli ga u vukovarsku bolnicu, u kojoj je smešten na intenzivnoj nezi.
Prema rečima lekara, ovog mladića je grom udario u grudi, a najverovatnije ga je privukla antena radija u Zoranovom džepu. Lekari naglašavaju da je Zoran imao mnogo "sreće u nesreći". Zadobio je opekline oko vrata i na grudima, a spas su mu bile gumene čizme i točkovi na biciklu, kao i činjenica da mu je grom izišao kroz polni organ i tako ga spasio od smrtonosnog uzemljenja. Osim vidljivih opekotina, Zoran nema drugih zdravstvenih problema, ali kaže da ga jako bole ramena. Lekari su potvrdili da je Zoranovo zdravstveno stanje stabilno, da su nalazi zadovoljavajući i ukoliko ne bude naknadnih komplikacija, ubrzo će biti otpušten iz bolnice.
- Svaki put kad budem video da seva ili budem čuo grom, sigurno ću se setiti ovoga što se dogodilo. Ne znam hoću li se bojati, kažem vam, još uvek ne mogu da verujem šta mi se dogodilo. Srećan sam što sam živ, ali osećam se čudno - objasnio je Zoran.
Hrvatski mediji navode još jedan bizaran slučaj u kojem je prošle godine lakše povređena 28-godišnja Zadranka. Dok je bila u kupatilu, grom joj je ušao iz slavine u usta, prošao telom i izašao kroz zadnjicu.
Kurir
:lol:
Heh, neko stvarno piša munje i sere gromove (pardon my french-ing)
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Pojeo smeštaj i stan
(Dragan Todorović. BLIC)
Stanoje Ćebić (76) od 2001. godine živi u Valjevu, gde se vratio posle ,,životne avanture u Beogradu i ostalom belom svetu". Stanoje je postao poznat po knjizi ispovedne proze ,,Kako sam postao vo", koja je osamdesetih bila hit. Drugu knjigu je naslovio ,,Ima boga i volova", a junak je i dokumentarnog filma Jovana Jovanovića iz sedamdesetih ,,KOLT 15 GAP", iliti ,,Kupim Otpatke Ližem Tanjire 15 Godina Aktivno Pasivno".
Stanoje je na svoj, neka bude umetnički, način, kao metalac, bio borac za radnička prava, pa je kao proleter koji je promenio 150 firmi, legitimisan 6.000 puta, privođen 500 i pritvaran 90 puta, lično pis'o Titu i generalnom sekretaru UN. Sve to je pretvorio u literaturu. Za sve vreme takvog života upisao je samo tri godine radnog staža, ali je kao član Udruženja književnika Srbije dobio penziju, blizu 10.000 dinara.
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I sada je, uprkos godinama i svem tom životu, prinuđen da legne na klupu, nema 'de. Kada se vratio iz Beograda iznajmio je sobu, ali gazda ga se otarasio jer ,,nije plać'o, odakle da plaća?"
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Još krajem sedamdesetih je dobio u Beogradu nužni smeštaj, sobicu, ali nije im'o šta da jede i posle 15 godina proda je za marke. Onda je pretio da će da se javno ubije. Dobio je i drugi nužni smeštaj, ali opet nije ,,im'o da jede, opet proda za marke". Onda je bio u zubarskoj čekaonici u ,,Mažestiku", spavao na klupi. ,,Onda naiš'o Vuk Drašković, kad je ono drž'o Beograd, biće '98. godine, da mu 500 dinara i stan na Voždovcu". To mu je bio prvi stan, jednosoban.
Tu je bio za vreme bombardovanja i mnogo se, kaže, istraumir'o. Šta će, proda i to 2001. i vrati se u rodno Valjevo. Sa tih 20.000 maraka objavi da hoće da se oženi onom koja ima kuću. Razgovarao je sa njih 30, nijedna nije htela. On stavi marke na sto, a one pitaju - šta će kad pojedu pare? I tako, marke pojeo sam.
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Sada ne piše, nema uslova, a šta je sve doživeo dobra bi to bila knjiga. Eto, iš'o u kafanu ,,Kod Đure" na teleću čorbu, skoro redovno. Jednom ode on tako i zatraži čorbu, konobar donese, vidi da to nema veze sa telećom čorbom. Promeš'o kašikom i video da to nema veze, bućkuriš, reklamira, konobar odnese. Ali, priđe gazda Đura, pita šta nije u redu. Kaže da čorba ne valja, ovaj ga optuži da je pojeo meso pa tek onda reklamir'o i još ga udari, ali k'o kriminalac, da se ništa ne poznaje. Tuži ga i posle pet godina dobije 50.000 dinara. I to pojeo, šta će, mala penzija.
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Razmišlja da piše Koštunici, za njega glas'o kad je bio u Beogradu, razumeće ga, obojica su toliko propatili pod komunistima. Ako ni to ne pomogne, ima da ,,ode gore iznad Valjeva, do spomenika Stevanu Filipoviću, i na njemu će javno da se 'besi, jer ovaj teror i nepravdu više ne može da trpi".
xrofl
ceo tekst:
http://www.blic.co.yu/reportaza.php?id=14120
PENIS GA SPASAO GROMA
Zoran Jurković preživeo udar munje jer mu je elektricitet izašao kroz polni organ, pa je tako izbegao sigurnu smrt
VUKOVAR - Zorana Jurkovića (32) iz Vukovara, pre nedelju dana udario je grom, ali ga nije ubio jer mu je izašao kroz penis!
Nesvakidašnja nezgoda dogodila se 18. septembra kad je Zoran biciklom krenuo iz Vukovara na posao u Petrovce. U to vreme Vukovar je zahvatilo nevreme, praćeno jakim vetrom i grmljavinom. Mladić je na sebi imao radno odelo, jaknu i gumene čizme, pa se ponadao da neće biti potpuno mokar. Međutim, na samom ulazu u Petrovce, iznad njega se prolomio jak zvuk i poslednje što je video bila je munja.
- Sećam se da sam kao i svakoga dana išao biciklom na posao. Kad sam izišao iz kuće, nevreme je tek počelo, ali kako sam odmicao prema Petrovcima vetar je sve jače duvao. Imao sam mobilni telefon u džepu i razmišljao sam da li da ga isključim zbog grmljavine, ali to nisam učinio. Poneo sam i novi radio i imao slušalice na ušima. Pomislio sam kako takvo nevreme još nisam doživeo i od tada se ne sećam ničega više. Probudio sam se u nekom automobilu s dva nepoznata muškarca koji su mi rekli da me voze u bolnicu jer me udario grom. Nisam znao o čemu pričaju - priseća se Zoran, koga su pronašli slučajni prolaznici i odvezli ga u vukovarsku bolnicu, u kojoj je smešten na intenzivnoj nezi.
Prema rečima lekara, ovog mladića je grom udario u grudi, a najverovatnije ga je privukla antena radija u Zoranovom džepu. Lekari naglašavaju da je Zoran imao mnogo "sreće u nesreći". Zadobio je opekline oko vrata i na grudima, a spas su mu bile gumene čizme i točkovi na biciklu, kao i činjenica da mu je grom izišao kroz polni organ i tako ga spasio od smrtonosnog uzemljenja. Osim vidljivih opekotina, Zoran nema drugih zdravstvenih problema, ali kaže da ga jako bole ramena. Lekari su potvrdili da je Zoranovo zdravstveno stanje stabilno, da su nalazi zadovoljavajući i ukoliko ne bude naknadnih komplikacija, ubrzo će biti otpušten iz bolnice.
- Svaki put kad budem video da seva ili budem čuo grom, sigurno ću se setiti ovoga što se dogodilo. Ne znam hoću li se bojati, kažem vam, još uvek ne mogu da verujem šta mi se dogodilo. Srećan sam što sam živ, ali osećam se čudno - objasnio je Zoran.
Hrvatski mediji navode još jedan bizaran slučaj u kojem je prošle godine lakše povređena 28-godišnja Zadranka. Dok je bila u kupatilu, grom joj je ušao iz slavine u usta, prošao telom i izašao kroz zadnjicu.
Ma šta kažeš.... :roll:
Džindžeru, with all due respect, gledaš li ti šta su drugi napisali, samo koji post iznad?
...izvinjavam se, blushing already, povlačim se sa svog topica for good, da se iskupim...
E, kasno je sad. Ima i da klečiš na kukuruzu i da se bičuješ. :twisted:
Drama queen... :lol: :wink:
Quote from: "angel011"E, kasno je sad. Ima i da klečiš na kukuruzu i da se bičuješ. :twisted:
Drama queen... :lol: :wink:
Ja bih samo molio da se to snimi kamerom i okači na rapidshare, sigurno će biti vredno da se vidi.
Quote from: "ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas"...izvinjavam se, blushing already, povlačim se sa svog topica for good, da se iskupim...
a za ovo ima da padne još jedan dodatni blushing + čučanje na kukuruzu! :evil: :roll:
Quote from: "Kastor"Ma šta kažeš.... :roll:
Indid.
E, sviđa mi se, ovde uš'o onde (ajde!) izaš'o al' nije se uzemljio :P
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Quote from: "Kastor"Ma šta kažeš.... :roll:
Indid.
E, sviđa mi se, ovde uš'o onde (ajde!) izaš'o al' nije se uzemljio :P
zamišljam munju iz tog penisa koja, neuzemljena, hrli odatle, i pogađa neku curu 100m dalje.
nešto kasnije, ona rađa bebu-superheroja, ELECTRO-MANA ili tako nešto... :idea:
začetak sf plota, side-project FAKTORA 4:
FAKTOR MUNJA.
or something! :lol:
Dobra ideja :evil: Mogao bi da se zove Strujnik :)
odnosno, ako bude žensko, dobijaš srpsku ELEKTRU!!!
think of the possibilities!
muška varijanta bi mogla da izgleda otprilike ovako nekako, kao na jednom mom artworku od pre 13ak godinica...
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Noobs. Zar ne znate da već postoji Marvelov supervillain koji se zove Electro???
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simpatičan mladić! :lol:
:roll:
Veliki zločinac, ja da ti kažem.
u svakom slučaju, ne bi mi bilo svejedno da u autobusu stoji (ili sedi!) do mene! :P
Pazi se kad sledeći put budeš išao u Njujork, tamo ti on ordinira, a povremeno je i u ekipi sa nekim drugim kostimiranim zločincima. Više puta je zagorčao život kako Spajdermenu tako i Derdevilu.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Više puta je zagorčao život kako Spajdermenu tako i Derdevilu.
Ima pivo od mene!
:lol: :lol: Ali pljačkao je i banke, i redovno povređivao nedužne civile. Nije on jedan od dobrih momaka.
OK, 2 piva.
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"We don't have homosexuals like in your country. We don't have that in our country," Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said through an interpreter in response to a question from the audience at Columbia University forum. "In Iran we do not have this phenomena. I don't know who has told you that we have it."
The comment was one of many that brought hoots of derision from the audience during the two-hour event on Sept. 24. Executions of gays in Iran have sparked worldwide protests.
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crni kastore, odma da se učlaniš u đinđerovu stranku nepažljivih postera!
:x
http://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/viewtopic.php?t=4974
:roll:
I meni je od početka bio sumnjiv u pripijenom zelenom kostimu sa žutim gaćama...
Glede Šaha - čovek je očigledno, ali amerima nerazumljivo, rekao da oni ne sijeku gejeve, no obične pederčine.
Quote from: "Ghoul"crni kastore, odma da se učlaniš u đinđerovu stranku nepažljivih postera!
:x
http://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/viewtopic.php?t=4974
:roll:
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Odo' da okrunim jedan klip.
da se razveseliš:
QuoteHobotnica na srpski nacin
Sastojci:
1 malo prase (do 15 kg )
1 veća hobotnica (cca 2 kg )
Krompir
Priprema:
Dok se prasence vrti na ražnju, hobotnica se kuva sa krompirima u puno vode i posoljeno. Kad je hobotnica gotova, a prase ispečeno, izvade se krompiri, voda prolije, a hobotnica baci mačkama i kerovima, da ne zajebavaju dok mezimo.
Prase servirati uz hladno pivo!
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Glede Šaha - čovek je očigledno, ali amerima nerazumljivo, rekao da oni ne sijeku gejeve, no obične pederčine.
Samo mala ispravka, Ahmadinedžad nije šah nego predsednik, Iran nije monarhija već republika.
Da, da, Šah, na to sam mislio :evil:
It's hard to argue with a confident man :shock:
Quote from: "zakk"da se razveseliš:
QuoteHobotnica na srpski nacin
Sastojci:
1 malo prase (do 15 kg )
1 veća hobotnica (cca 2 kg )
Krompir
Priprema:
Dok se prasence vrti na ražnju, hobotnica se kuva sa krompirima u puno vode i posoljeno. Kad je hobotnica gotova, a prase ispečeno, izvade se krompiri, voda prolije, a hobotnica baci mačkama i kerovima, da ne zajebavaju dok mezimo.
Prase servirati uz hladno pivo!
xrofl
(btw 1668-1668 xcheers )
ovo je da čovek prsne na švajsovano mesto!
Five armed burglars broke into Francis Ford Coppola's Buenos Aires HQ on Wednesday, subdued a collaborator of the filmmaker and stole a camera and computers.Helmer, whose upcoming pic is "Youth Without Youth," was not in at the time, but the stolen computers had the script for his next production, police said Thursday. The house in the artsy, leafy district of Palermo doubles as the base for his production outfit in Argentina. A Coppola spokeswoman in the capital told the Argentine media that a reward would be offered for the return of the script and "a lot of the creative work" on the computer. The thieves also took the backup copy of the contents. Coppola is preparing to shoot early next year the Argentine family saga "Tetro" with Matt Dillon toplining. Coppola, who also penned the screenplay, will produce through his American Zoetrope shingle. Story revolves around an artistic immigrant family marred by fierce rivalries handed down through several generations.
ovo je da čovek uvati sidžimku pa da se obesi!
Quote from: "Ghoul"ovo je da čovek prsne na švajsovano mesto!
Pa sad zna gde je dosao :)
Hype, rek'o bih.
Quote from: "Usul"Quote from: "Ghoul"ovo je da čovek prsne na švajsovano mesto!
Pa sad zna gde je dosao :)
e, a teo sam da naslovim post: USULE, REAGUJ!!! :wink: :evil:
Kad smo vec kod cudnih stvari bacite pogleda na ovaj sajt:
http://www.fiestas-bubamara.com.ar/
Sajt argentinskih fanatika Gorana Bregovica... Imaju zurke, majice, kape itd. ceo biznis... skoro kao gucha :x :P :cry:
http://www.freethejena6.org/
Last fall, when two Black high school students sat under the "white" tree on their campus, white students responded by hanging nooses from the tree. When Black students protested the light punishment for the students who hung the nooses, District Attorney Reed Walters came to the school and told the students he could "take [their] lives away with a stroke of [his] pen." Racial tension continued to mount in Jena, and the District Attorney did nothing in response to several egregious cases of violence and threats against black students. But when a white student--who had been a vocal supporter of the students who hung the nooses--taunted a black student, allegedly called several black students "nigger", and was beaten up by black students, six black students were charged with second-degree attempted murder. Last month, the first young man to be tried, Mychal Bell, was convicted. He faces up to 22 years in prison for a school fight.
Pa da je bio jedan lik koji bi samo išamaro malog provokatora bilo bi drugačije od toga kad ga njih šest išutira. Ovako su prisilili belu klasu na drastičan odgovor. Taktički skroz pogrešno... s obe strane.
Sećam se epizode SP u kojoj Chef po 100ti put pokušava da izglasa promenu gradskog grba (zastave) :evil:
Nigga 4 life, man :evil:
Quote from: "mac"Pa da je bio jedan lik koji bi samo išamaro malog provokatora bilo bi drugačije od toga kad ga njih šest išutira. Ovako su prisilili belu klasu na drastičan odgovor. Taktički skroz pogrešno... s obe strane.
Aha... Budi ti klinac kome hormoni divljaju, neka ti nakače na drvo simbol za linč svih koji su tvoje boje kože, neka ljude tvoje boje kože neko vreme maltretiraju a da niko od nadležnih ne reaguje, i budi onda tako smiren i racionalan kad krene da te proziva jedan glupi mali provokator.
Slažem se ja da je to taktički pogrešno, samo što nije realno u takvoj situaciji očekivati taktički ispravno ponašanje. Zapravo, dobro je da nema mrtvih. Još uvek.
A sve je počelo sedenjem ispod drveta! :shock:
Ispod BELAČKOG drveta. Šta god im to bilo. :roll:
Kako li bi bilo protumačeno da su se popeli na belačko drvo?
Quote from: "angel011"Ispod BELAČKOG drveta. Šta god im to bilo. :roll:
Zar nije očigledno? Whites only. Ova 'ladovina je samo za belce.
Ma, jasno. Samo deluje imbecilno.
Quote from: "John Reynolds"Kako li bi bilo protumačeno da su se popeli na belačko drvo?
Verovatno kao da traže da im namaknu omču i gurnu ih sa drveta. :twisted:
Quote from: "angel011"Ma, jasno. Samo deluje imbecilno.
Tjah... zabranjeno za Srbe, pse, Jevreje, crnce, belce, hrišćane, muslimane, žute, crvene... ništa novo pod kapom nebeskom.
Burning chilli sparks terror fear
The dish uses extra-hot chillies which are deliberately burnt
A pot of burning chilli sparked fears of a biological terror attack in central London.
Firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to D'Arblay Street, Soho, after reports of noxious smoke filling the air.
Police closed off three roads and evacuated homes following the alert.
Specialist crews broke down the door to the Thai Cottage restaurant at 1900 BST on Monday where they discovered the source - a 9lb pot of chillies.
Nam Prik Pao recipe
Heat garlic and shallots in oil and remove to a bowl
Place red chillies in the pan with some oil and fry until they go dark in colour. Then set aside.
Mix shrimp paste with the rest of the ingredients and pound in a mortar and pestle.
Return the mixture to the heat until it becomes a thick dark coloured paste.
The restaurant had been preparing Nam Prik Pao, a red-hot Thai dip which uses extra-hot chillies which are deliberately burnt.
But the smell prompted several members of the public to call the emergency services.
Alpaslan Duven, a Turkish journalist based in the restaurant's building, said: "I was sitting in the office when me and my chief start coughing and I said this was something really dodgy.
"I looked out of the window and saw people rushing and then we heard the sirens."
Supranee Yodmuang, the restaurant supervisor, was above the restaurant when she received a phone call from her boss.
"It was about 4pm when I saw the police who were closing off the roads but I didn't know why.
"My boss rang me and said I had to get out of the building because of a chemical attack."
She added: "Because we're Thai, we're used to the smell of chillies."
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "The street was closed off for three hours while we were trying to discover the source of the odour."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7025782.stm
"Detective Posed as Corpse to Catch Funeral Parlour Vandals"
-- London Daily Mail headline
Mislim da im je bila dovoljna kazna kad se pomerio...
na žalost, imam samo naslov, pa ne znam dal je stigo da se pomeri... pre nego što su skalpeli počeli da rade... :evil:
Quote from: "Ghoul"na žalost, imam samo naslov, pa ne znam dal je stigo da se pomeri... pre nego što su skalpeli počeli da rade... :evil:
za sta ti sluzi Google? :evil:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=479929&in_page_id=1770&ICO=NEWS&ICL=TOPART
Ne znam dje cu s'ovim jbmliga pa ga evo ovde za sad :
Velja Ilić prostački izvređao Ðilasa i sekretaricu
Autor: E. B. | 06.10.2007 - 19:38
Višemesečno neslaganje ministra za infrastrukturu Velimira Ilića sa radom ministra bez portfelja Dragana Đilasa, zaduženog za nacionalni investicioni plan, kulminiralo je u utorak. Odmah posle vesti da je napadnut novinar koji je hteo da snimi gradnju njegove privatne klinike u Kačulicama, Ilić je, 2. oktobra, posumnjao da iza toga stoji njegov kolega iz Vlade. Zato je pozvao Đilasa na službeni telefon u nameri da se sa njim obračuna. Sa druge strane žice naišao je na sekretaricu ministra, ali ga to nije sprečilo da uz bujicu uvreda na njen račun u razgovoru najavi i ,,rat" kolegi iz DS.
Čitaocima ,,Blica" prenosimo tok razgovora.
O. B.: Telefon ministra Đilasa, izvolite.
Ministar Velimir Ilić: Daj mi tog tvog ministra.
O. B.: Ministar je na sastanku, preneću mu poruku, molim vas kažite ko ga traži.
Ilić: Ma ne foliraj se kurvetino jedna, ja sam Velja Ilić, daj mi tog lopova.
O. B.: Preneću ministru poruku i, ako je moguće, razgovarajmo pristojnije.
Ilić: Ma, je l' znaš ti bre ko sam ja? Sad ću da ti dođem tu i da te nađem kurvetino jedna i da te napušim kurca. I ne foliraj se nego mi daj tog govnara znam da je pored tebe, jebem mu mater.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Volio bih da je verodostojno, al kapiram da jeste 101% !!! :evil:
(https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2007%2F10_01%2Fdanlloydhair0510_154x100.jpg&hash=a7d1442f01146eef2504909aff3855f6afa4c160)
Danielle Lloyd shows off her hairy pits
Shamed Celebrity Big Brother star Danielle Lloyd says she "felt like a man" after being forced to venture out in public with hairy armpits as part of a TV documentary.
Srećom, ima nas kojima su hairy armpits fetiš :lol:
http://www.novinepress.co.yu/vest.jsp?id=21485§ionId=39
Ubio čoveka koji je dao bubreg njegovoj ćerki
Dragoslav Tešić prošle godine dao bubreg četrnaestogodišnjoj devojčici, čiji ga je otac juče izbo nožem
Loznica – Dragoslava Tešića 58 juče je oko deset časova u selu Brezjak, kod Loznice, nožem ubio Milenko Burmazović iz Velikog Sela. Ubistvo se dogodilo na putu ispred Tešićeve kuće. Tešić je, inače, prošle godine u martu bio donator bubrega za Milenkovu bolesnu, tada četrnaestogodišnju ćerku Vericu. Ispred kuće Tešića, na asfaltu magistralnog puta Loznica – Valjevo, vidljiva je krvava fleka, a nedaleko stoji parkiran Burmazovićev automobil. – Milenko je došao oko devet sati pre podne, odbio je ponuđenu kafu, i ostao da sačeka mog oca koji je bio u prodavnici. Kad ga je video da dolazi izašao je i na putu ga odmah napao nožem. Otac je zvao u pomoć komšiju koji je savladao Milenka. Ali, on je oca ubo u vrat i nogu i presekao mu arteriju – priča nam potreseni Miroslav Tešić, sin ubijenog.
Po njegovim rečima Milenko, sa kojim su Tešići postali dragi ,,rođaci", posle prošlogodišnje uspešne transplantacije bubrega, bio je čest gost u njihovoj kući. ,,Imam tri brata a sada sam u Dragoslavu dobio i četvrtog. Nameravam da se uskoro pobratimimo. Produžio je život mom detetu i za to mu hvala do neba – rekao je u aprilu prošle godine za naš list Milenko Burmazović, dok je grlio svog ,,novog brata".
Milenko i Dragoslav su se često posećivali i harmonija je trajala do prošle subote. Tada je Milenko sa suprugom svratio kod Dragoslava ali je tokom sedeljke pred više gostiju, odjednom počeo da je tuče. Dragoslav je stao u njenu zaštitu i pozvao policiju. Miroslav kaže da su od policije tražili da zadrži Milenka Burmazovića, ali su ga oni pustili posle dva sata. Tada je Milenko otišao svojoj kući gde je nastavio da maltretira suprugu.
– Mada je Milenko trebalo da otputuje u Švajcarsku, gde radi, odustao je od puta i nastavio sa maltretiranjem porodice. Njegova deca, šest ćerki, zvala su Dragoslava da pomogne i opet pošalje policiju, posle čijeg dolaska se smirio – priča nam Miroslav.
Ceo Brezjak je u neverici. Svi znaju Dragoslava kao skromnog i dobrog čoveka koji je takav ostao i posle humanog gesta o kojem su pisale sve dnevne novine. Kako je u aprilu prošle godine ispričao za naš list, čim je saznao da je Verici potreban bubreg i da ima odgovarajuću krvnu grupu, ponudio je pomoć. Tada je rekao da bi ponovo učinio isto i da je njeno nasmejano lice njegova najveća nagrada. On nije hteo da se mnogo zna o njegovom gestu pa je za sve, sem ukućane, sina, snaju i troje unučadi, u vreme transplantacije bio ,,na poslu u Beogradu".
Burmazovića je loznička policija lišila slobode, a obdukcija ubijenog Dragoslava Tešića, prema nezvaničnim informacijama, treba da bude obavljena danas. Vest o tragičnom događaju juče se brzo proširila lozničkim krajem, pa je kuća Tešića bila puna komšija i prijatelja. Niko ne može da veruje da je tako surovo okončan život čoveka koji je na nesebičan način pomogao tuđem detetu. Policija je juče obavila uviđaj, a istraga će, valjda, otkriti šta je navelo oca da na ovako surov način ubije spasioca svoje ćerke kome je stalno zahvaljivao do neba i zvao ga bratom.
http://www.politika.co.yu/detaljno.php?nid=44365
THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING: Professor Roman Kunikov of the Ufa
Aviation Technical University in Ufa, Russia, recently showed off
his new gasoline-powered boots at a public demonstration. "A person can
move with significant jumps or strides," Kunikov said -- at up to 25
mph. A price was not mentioned, but the boots weigh two pounds each,
including the gas tank, foot-long piston, carburetor and spark plug.
He promises improvements to the original design. "We aren't standing in
one place," he said. (AP) ...Even if he wants to.
BAD BOY, BAD BOY, WHATCHA GONNA DO? Benjamin Davis, 23, is charged with
running S&M parties. Actually, the charges are keeping a house of
ill fame for lewdness, lending or selling articles for self abuse and,
for good measure, assault on a police officer. Davis lives with his
mother, who admits she was "stunned" to learn he "may be" involved in "the
sadomasochistic scene." Davis had allegedly been holding parties
every two weeks for six months, and when the Hudson, N.H., police raided a
recent party they "discovered about 55 men and women in various
stages of undress along with whips, chains and other paraphernalia." But,
she said, he is her son: "I'm proud of him. But the other part of me
wants to spank him." (Hudson Sun) ...That may be what got him started in
the first place.
GUN CONTROL: A policeman in Cotessey, England, was injured during a demonstration of the safe handling of firearms. Superintendent Chris Burgess was hit in the leg by wadding in a defective blank cartridge that was fired at him. "It stings a lot and my leg is stiff but it could have been exceptionally nasty," Burgess said. "My thigh was probably the best place it could have hit, under the circumstances."
Meanwhile, Kim Barnes, 39, a former Air Force fighter pilot, was on a "first date" with a woman and telling her about the dangers of handguns. The Englewood, Colo., man was showing her his 9mm pistol when the gun misfired, shooting him in the leg. "It was a horrible, terrible thing that happened," the woman said, but "I certainly hope I get a second date. He is a lovely man." (PA, AP) ...Dear, if he offers a "safe sex demo", run.
AHOY THERE: "Clueless," says one coastguardsman. "Irresponsible," says another. The British sea rescue crews were talking about Eric Abbott, 56, of Cheshire, England, after having to rescue him 12 times in the
last year, the last two times in a single day. Abbott, who built his own boat, uses an outdated road map for his navigation, but that doesn't help much: at one point, he called for help on the radio and noted he could see Wales when actually he was off the coast of Northern Ireland. Why doesn't Abbott take lessons on sailing? He says he doesn't need a skipper's license because he is "too intelligent." (PA)
Vekarić: Marko Milošević u kontaktu sa Naserom Orićem
Portparol Tužilaštva za ratne zločine kaže da je Milošević još prošle godine čestitao Oriću izlazak na zatvora
Marko Milošević, sin bivšeg predsednika Srbije i SRJ, i Naser Orić, nekadašnji komandant snaga bosanskih Muslimana u Srebrenici koga je Haški tribunal osudio na dve godine zatvora jer krajem 1992. godine nije preduzeo odgovarajuće korake da spreči ubistva i mučenje srpskih zatvorenika u policijskoj stanici u ovom gradu, u stalnom su telefonskom kontaktu, izjavio je za ,,Politiku" portparol Tužilaštva za ratne zločine Bruno Vekarić.
Prema njegovim rečima, tužilaštvo je do ovih informacija došlo preko obaveštajnih krugova iz BiH, odakle je potvrđeno da kontakt između mlađeg Miloševića i Orića nije prekidan od početka devedesetih godina.
– I ne samo to, Oriću je Marko Milošević čak i čestitao nakon što ga Haški tribunal krajem juna prošle godine pustio na slobodu budući da mu je vreme provedeno u pritvoru uračunato u izrečenu kaznu – rekao je Vekarić naglašavajući da ovaj podatak najbolje govori o besmislenosti sukoba koji je doveo do raspada SFRJ.
Prema optužnici Haškog tribunala, Orić (rođen 1967. godine) je završio šestomesečni policijski kurs u Zemunu, a pripravnički staž je odslužio u policijskoj stanici Savski venac u Beogradu. Kao pripadnik policijske jedinice za specijalne zadatke 1990. poslat je na Kosovo. Potom se vratio u Beograd, odakle je 5. avgusta 1991. godine raspoređen na dužnost u Stanicu javne bezbednosti na Ilidži, u predgrađu Sarajeva. Prema nezvaničnim informacijama, Naser Orić je krajem 1990. godine postao pripadnik policijske jedinice koja je obezbeđivala tadašnjeg predsednika Srbije Slobodana Miloševića. Predsednik Srbije navodno ga je za ,,odanost u službi" nagradio i pištoljem ,,CZ 99" sa ugraviranom posvetom u kojoj je naveo i svoje ime. O Orićevoj policijskoj službi u Beogradu piše i Vuk Drašković u svojoj novoj knjizi ,,Meta". Drašković, naime, kaže da je među policajcima koji su ga 1991. godine hapsili nakon demonstracija 9. marta bio i Naser Orić. Po Draškovićevom sećanju, Orić je tada bio najljubazniji od policajaca koji su ga privodili, a da je potonji haški optuženik bio jedan od onih koji su ga hapsili, Drašković je shvatio tek pošto je njegovu fotografiju video na televiziji.
Nakon što je aprila 2003. godine uhapšen i prebačen u Haški tribunal, Orić je smešten na isti sprat sa Slobodanom Miloševićem. U svom prvom intervjuu koji je posle puštanja dao za ,,Dnevni avaz", Orić je kazao da mu je žao što Milošević nije dočekao da bude osuđen.
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Završio na sudu zbog seksa s biciklom
Robert Stewart stavljen je na popis seksualnih prekršitelja nakon što je uhvaćen pri pokušaju seksa s biciklom. Stewarta su u njegovoj sobi otkrile dvije čistačice u Aberley House hostelu u Ayru, južno-zapanoj Škotskoj, u listopadu prošle godine.
U srijedu je Stewart priznao seksualni prijestup u sudnici Ayr Sheriffa, gdje je njegova odvjetnica opisala što su hostelske djelatnice vidjele: 'Kucale su nekoliko puta, no kako nitko nije odgovarao, otključale su sobu i ušle. Vidjele su osumnjičenika u bijeloj majici, golog od pasa naniže. Držao je bicikl među nogama, te pokretima bokovima naprijed-nazad simulirao seks.
Oba svjedoka, koji su bili prilično šokirani, primijetili su hotelskog ravnatelja, koji je odmah obavijestio policiju. Robert Stewart stavljen je na popis seksualnih prekršitelja zbog seksualnog uznemiravanja, ali je presuda odgođena za sljedeći mjesec.
Ovo nije prvi slučaj osuđivanja zbog seksualnog uznemiravanja u koji je uključen beživotan objekt. Karl Watkins, po zanimanju električar, bio je zatvoren zog seksualnog čina s, ma kako god to čudno zvučalo, 'rizolima'.
Ovaj poseban oblik seksualnog fetišizma nije neuobičajen, kako kažu doktori. Ukoliko osoba ne preferira ovaj tip stimulacije nakon stupanja u vezu sa drugim partnerom, ovakvo ponašanje ne mora ukazivati na ozbiljan problem. U normalnim slučajevima, ubrzo nakon ulaska u vezu, ovakvo ponašanje sasvim nestaje.
Nije mi baš najjasnije u čemu se sastojao njegov prekršaj, ali pošto pričamo o Americi gde su lokalno na snazi verovatno neki suludi puritanski zakoni stari 150 godina onda je sve moguće...
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Nije mi baš najjasnije u čemu se sastojao njegov prekršaj, ali pošto pričamo o Americi gde su lokalno na snazi verovatno neki suludi puritanski zakoni stari 150 godina onda je sve moguće...
Pa mislim da je upravo u tome problem - kako bi uopšte trebalo da bude formulisan taj zakon? "Zabranjuje se seks sa biciklom"?
Meni je interesantno što je prekršaj klasifikovan kao "seksualno uznemiravanje" :lol:
Pa, pazi, mogao bi da bude kvalifikovan kao nešto u suprotnosti sa hrišćanskim moralom ili nešto slično, ne bi me to preterano začudilo, analni seks, na primer (kvalifikovan kao sodomija) je još uvek ilegalan u nekim američkim državama.
I, da to 'uznemiravanje' je prilično važan detalj. Da je sprečio čistačice da uđu u sobu, možda ovo ne bi bio prekršaj?
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Pa, pazi, mogao bi da bude kvalifikovan kao nešto u suprotnosti sa hrišćanskim moralom ili nešto slično, ne bi me to preterano začudilo, analni seks, na primer (kvalifikovan kao sodomija) je još uvek ilegalan u nekim američkim državama.
Znam, ali me je ludo zabavljala pomisao na to da se taj zakon navede eksplicitno :lol:
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I, da to 'uznemiravanje' je prilično važan detalj. Da je sprečio čistačice da uđu u sobu, možda ovo ne bi bio prekršaj?
Da, to uznemiravanje i meni nije baš najjasnije. Pretpostavljam da se podrazumijeva da je čistačica prijavila seksualno uznemiravanje bicikla. Ali onda, ako bi se zakon strogo poštovao, valjda bi bicikl trebalo lično da podigne tužbu protiv njega da bi stvar prošla u sudu?
Ne mora da nužno bude tako, recimo ti bi mogao da prijaviš seksualno uznemiravanje deteta, imigranta koji ne zna jezik ili životinje i mislim da bi imao legitiman sudski case. No, kako već rekoh, mislim da nije bicikl ovde uznemiren, već čistačice.
I treba da ga osude! Ja volim svoj bicikl, al' od mene dobija najviše podmazivanje lagera grafitnom mašću.
Hm, okej, ali ovo mi onda ne liči na slučaj koji bi mogao da prođe na sudu. Mislim, u pitanju je "seksualno uznemiravanje", ali on je ipak obavljao radnju u svojoj sobi i nije nikog prisiljavao ni na šta. Čistačica je sama ušla u sobu.
S druge strane, ona je bila na svom radnom mjestu, tako da nije baš trivijalno.
Doduše, to simuliranje seksualnog odnosa sa predmetima je često npr. na rok koncertima (najčešće je žrtva mikrofon, ali kažu npr. da je Keith Emerson u tom smislu volio svoj klavir), tako da je pitanje da li bi sad neko iz publike mogao da tuži npr. nekog pjevača zbog seksualnog uznemiravanja.
Ja nisam simulirao već sam imao pun i zadovoljavajući seksualni odnos sa mnogim predmetima. Ne smem da tvrdim da je tu bilo i ljubavi, ali ko u nju danas još veruje?
No, sve u svemu, mislim da je upravo u pitanju činjenica da je naš nesrećni momak 'dopustio' da čistačice uđu u sobu (tj. nije se dobro obezbedio) pa se može tumačiti i da je namerno sve inscenirao da ga uhvate na delu ne bi li iz toga dobio (svima nam, uostalom drago) egzibicionističko zadovoljstvo. A to je sasvim čist slučaj seksualnog uznemiravanja. Kažu da je Vuk Obradović vadio svoj penis i njime udarao po stolu u prisustvu ženskih saradnika što je manje maštovito od vođenja ljuavi sa biciklom a jednako se uklapa u pojam seksualnog uznemiravanja.
Quoteda je naš nesrećni momak 'dopustio' da čistačice uđu u sobu (tj. nije se dobro obezbedio) pa se može tumačiti i da je namerno sve inscenirao da ga uhvate na delu ne bi li iz toga dobio (svima nam, uostalom drago) egzibicionističko zadovoljstvo.
Hehe, da, to stoji. Vodi ljubav sa biciklom, a ne zaključa vrata :)
Kakav sajt http://www.godtube.com/
Umesto da mama neopazeno "offuje" wireless router i tako ukine konekciju, ona krenula da vadi adapter u zaru igre...Da i sama nisam majka, rekla bih da razumem decka u potpunosti. :lol:
"A 'juvenile' lover of Halo 3 has been accused of punching his mother (after she forced him to end his game) and fighting with sheriff's deputies as they tried to restrain him. Further reports that he attacked his mother and police with a 360 controller melee-style attack have yet to be confirmed. And won't be. We made that bit up.
Parents told deputies their son was playing Halo 3, and it was getting late and he needed to shut it off. Hey, we've all been there. But when he refused to turn it off, the parents reportedly took the air card* out of his machine so he couldn't play anymore.
Son then became enraged like a Brute that's lost his armour and went through the house looking for the air card. It was during this moment of him running riot when he punched his mother, and the cops were called. The kid then legged it back to his room (with the air card), locked the door and carried on playing.
Deputies and mum banged on the door but only got a load of abuse hurled back at them. Like when you actually play Halo 3 on Xbox Live.
Eventually he was cuffed and turned over to state juvenile authorities on charges of battery-domestic violence and battery on a law-enforcement officer. Let that be a lesson to you."
Žena koja ima 200 orgazama na dan!
Mnoge žene bi joj pozavidele, ali ona zapravo ima zdravstveni problem. Sara Karmen, 24-godišnjakinja iz Londona, na dan doživi čak 200 orgazama i zbog toga je očajna.
Ona pati od sindroma trajnog seksualnog uzbudjenja (Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome), poremećaja kod kojeg su mišići polnog organa zbog povećanog dotoka krvi u stalnoj kontrakciji i tako podstiču orgazme.
Saru uzbudjuju najrazličitije vibracije u okolini – vožnja vozom, fen za kosu, pa čak i zvuk aparata za fotokopiranje!
Tokom intervjua britanskom tabloidu "News of the World", ona je doživela čak pet orgazama. Ovaj problem je ometa i u poslu, jer je, s obzirom na to da radi u salonu lepote, svakodnevno izložena vibracijama različitih aparata.
"Neke moje stare mušterije znaju za ovaj problem, ali mi nije nimalo prijatno kad novima treba da objašnjavam zašto stenjem usred tretmana", kaže ova devojka iz Londona.
Od poremećaja PSAS pati od 19. godine. Lekari su joj prepisali antidepresive, ali joj ta terapija nije pomogla, štaviše ona smatra da joj je stanje pogošano, odnosno bila je još uzbudjenija.
"Posle par nedelja uzimanja lekova, postajala sam još ubudjenija i bila sam u stanju neprekidnog orgazma. Moji bivši momci bili su zaprepašćeni koliko puta doživim orgazam. pa čak i posle seksa, ja bih doživela orgazam. Razmišljala sam o tome šta smo radili u krevetu i tako sam doživljavala orgazam. Imala sam u to vreme i po 150 orgazama na dan i svaki dan sam ih imala sve više, čak i 200!", kaže nesretna Sara.
Roditeljima nikada nije otkrila šta joj se dešava, a oni su mislili da je malo nastrana i hiperaktivna.
Ima samo jednu želju: "Tako bih volela da imam normalan život".
(MONDO)
Most ridiculous British laws:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
=fin zakon, ali buduci da oni ne nose gace ispod onih suknjica, mogli bi prosto da parafraziraju toroa i kazu: wherever I stand there is my toilet!
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)
Ne znam gde drugde da stavim ovu sliku, a besmisleno je zapocinjati novi topic.
Prilicno cudan bilbord. PR sluzba je u svakom slucaju dobro odradila svoj posao. Jos samo da vidimo za sta je ovo reklama.
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to su nove dnevne novine, ja mislim.
Novine koje se zovu "Sutra" i imaju penis kao deo svog logoa?
pa DANAS vec postoji, a JUCE je glupo kao naziv.
dodjes na trafiku i pitas: imate li DANAS? a oni ti kazu: ne ali imamo SUTRA!
Gunman used YouTube to predict school massacre
teenage gunman killed his headmistress and seven fellow pupils at a school in southern Finland today, hours after posting a chilling video on the YouTube website predicting the massacre.
Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 18, a pupil at Jokela high school in Tuusula, went on a rampage through classrooms before turning the gun on himself. He shot himself in the head but survived and was in an "extremely critical condition" in hospital last night, a police spokesman said.
The school shooting is thought to be unprecedented in Finland, where violent incidents are rare despite a high rate of gun ownership. In his YouTube postings and videos, Auvinen appeared to have similarities to the authors of some of the United States' worst massacres - including the shootings at Virginia Tech in April.
The video - which has been deleted - shows a still image of a school that appears to be the Jokela school. The photograph fragments to reveal a red-tinted picture of a man pointing a gun at the camera.
On his YouTube profile, posted under the name Sturmgeist89, Auvinen wrote: "I am prepared to fight and die for my cause. I, as a natural selector, will eliminate all who I see unfit, disgraces of human race and failures of natural selection. qpuke "
Videh jutros da je i on umro od posledica povreda koje je sebi naneo posle masakra. Toliko o natural selectionu...
Meni je uvek bilo zanimljivo što takve spašavaju.
'okrpite ga, pa da ga besimo...'
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Meni je uvek bilo zanimljivo što takve spašavaju.
'okrpite ga, pa da ga besimo...'
Da, to je zanimljivo moralno pitanje. Razmišljao sam svojevremeno o dobrovoljnim davaocima krvi. Sve je to lepo i humano, okej. Ali onda se nekoliko razbojnika izroka međusobno, pa onda posle doktori kukaju kako krvi nema dovoljno. Meni bi, kao davaocu, značilo da znam kome krv ide i ne bi voleo da se njome spasavaju životi ubica i dripaca koji se rokaju zbog prljavih para. Ali, opet, ja i nisam neki dobročinitelj...
VEPAR UBICA
Nerast težak 150 kilograma ubio gazdu Slavka Radovanovića (75) i ranio njegovog prvog komšiju Panteliju Šljivića (70)
KRALJEVO - Razjareni vepar ''mešanac'', težak 150 kilograma, usmrtio je svog gazdu Slavka Radovanovića (75) iz pomoravskog sela Miločaja, a potom je ujeo i komšiju Panteliju Šljivića (70). Selom je zavladao strah od razjarene životinje koja je išla sokacima i došla na nekoliko stotina metara od osnovne škole, pa učiteljice nisu dozvolile đacima da posle nastave krenu svojim kućama, sve dok lovac Milomir Šljivić, s četiri kuršuma, nije ustrelio vepra ubicu. Nesrećni Slavko Radovanović iskrvario je na putu do bolnice, a Pantelija je, nakon ukazane pomoći, pušten na kućno lečenje. Stručnjaci utvrđuju da li je vepar bio besan.
Prema priči Slavkove supruge Vere Radovanović (70) i unuka Milana Gojkovića (30), vepar star dve godine oplođavao je komšijske krmače i nikada nije pokazivao znake uznemirenosti. Bio je, kažu, miran i ,,voleo da se igra po dvorištu.''
- Prekjuče izjutra došla je naša komšinica Zdravka Đorđević da oteramo našeg vepra do njene kuće da joj oplodi krmaču. Slavko ga je pustio iz obora i on je počeo da se igra i trči po dvorištu. U jednom trenutku, dok je prolazio pored Slavka, ujeo ga je ispod kolena i krv je počela da lipti. Slavku se brzo slošilo, došao je do dvorišne česme i tu je zanemogao. Odmah sam viknula ćerku Anđu, koja živi do naše kuće, a ona je telefonom pozvala seosku ambulantu. Rekli su joj da zove Hitnu pomoć - ispričala nam je Vera Radovanović.
Prema rečima Vere i Milana, iz obližnje ambulante mogli su brzo da stignu, ,,za nekoliko minuta'', ali pojavili su se kad i kola Hitne pomoći. Slavka su odmah priključili na infuziju i pokušali da zaustave krvarenje, ali je on na putu do kraljevačke bolnice izdahnuo.
Razjarena životinja izašla je iz dvorišta i krenula niz sokak. Zaustavila se u dvorištu komšije Pantelije Šljivića, udaljenom oko 600-700 metara. Prišla je oboru u kojem se nalaze Pantelijine svinje.
- Tada sam i ja došao do obora da nahranim svinje i pokušao da oteram Slavkovog vepra. Udario sam ga lopatom, on se povukao, ali se opet vratio. Unuk Nikola trebalo je da pođe u školu, ali sam mu rekao da ne izlazi dok ne oteram vepra. Još jednom sam ga udario, on je poklekao, a onda se nakostrešio kao vuk i jurnuo ka meni. Nisam ni primetio kada me je ujeo ispod kolena. Osetio sam kako se krv sliva niz nogu. Brzo sam pobegao u kuću - priseća se Pantelija Šljivić.
Selom je zavladala panika, pa je učiteljicama telefonom dojavljeno da ne puštaju decu napolje. Pantelijin rođak i komšija, lovac Milomir Šljivić puškom je ustrelio životinju. Ubrzo su u Miločaj stigli policajci i veterinarska inspekcija. Oni su uzeli uzorak mesa s vepra, kojeg su u blizini Pantelijine kuće već bili zakopali.
RETKI SMRTNI SLUČAJEVI
Dr Zvonko Veselinović, direktor kraljevačke bolnice, izjavio je da je Slavko Radovanović imao teške povrede mekih tkiva i krvnih sudova u predelu buta i da, kad je dovezen, nije davao znake života. On kaže da su povrede od životinja česte, ali da ''još nije zabeležen smrtni slučaj''.
Ispituju
Dr Zoran Debeljak, direktor Specijalističkog veterinarskog instituta u Kraljevu, kaže da se ispituje da li je životinja bila besna, ali napominje da uzroci agresivnog ponašanja ne moraju biti zarazne bolesti.
kurir
s četiri kuršuma, nije ustrelio vepra ubicu.
Pucao trapom, kanda...
Stručnjaci utvrđuju da li je vepar bio besan.
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godine oplođavao je komšijske krmače i nikada nije pokazivao znake uznemirenosti.
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uzeli uzorak mesa s vepra, kojeg su u blizini Pantelijine kuće već bili zakopali.
Na mesu traže besnilo?
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česte, ali da ''još nije zabeležen smrtni slučaj''.
:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X
da uzroci agresivnog ponašanja ne moraju biti zarazne bolesti.
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Uh...
Zabole me glava.
Stephen Cooney is a Teesside driving instructor
with a difference. He keeps a 12-inch carrot
in his trousers. Stephen liked to encourage
his female learner drivers by telling them
their driving has been so good it has given
him an erection. At which point he'd point
to the carrot in his pants. 51 year-old Mr
Cooney also kept a selection of photos of his
penis in his glove compartment. Why? He'd been
given a digital camera and "was trying
close-up photography". Of his erect penis.
Mr Cooney is currently appearing in court on
indecent assault charges and hoping that the
jury buys his explanation. However, as the
prosecutor said, "When you go to a driving
instructor you may expect he would carry a
copy of the Highway Code. You would not expect
a driving instructor to drive around with a
12-inch carrot down his trousers pretending he
had an erection..." He may have a point.
Quote from: "crippled_avenger"
Cooney also kept a selection of photos of his
penis in his glove compartment.
To je zgodna odbrana od gospođa koje ga flešuju fotkama dece iz novčanika. On lepo otvori pretinac i počne da lista: "Ovo je moj mali kada je imao 12 godina; na ovoj je nešto matoriji ali pogledajte KOLIKO je srećan; a na ovoj je toliko srećan da je zaplakao..."
Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
Wed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.
"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.
"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.
"Leave Santa alone."
A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :cry: :cry: :cry: :x :x :x
Ah, vrijeme je za novu porciju...
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Evo jedan :x za gornju vest i jedan :x unapred za donju, u slučaju da smo je propustili u avguvstovskom izdanju ove serije nebuloza. (ja je se ne sećam.)
Newsweek
Aug. 20-27, 2007
In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.
According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation." But beyond the irony lies China's true motive: to cut off the influence of the Dalai Lama, Tibet's exiled spiritual and political leader, and to quell the region's Buddhist religious establishment more than 50 years after China invaded the small Himalayan country. By barring any Buddhist monk living outside China from seeking reincarnation, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul, by tradition, is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.
Indijski trubo folk sa engleskim "prevodom":
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2viKl3tdU&feature=related
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WHAT THE FLOWER IS FUCKFORFOREST.COM?
Fuckforforest.com is an alternative non-profit eco organization. The FFF website is made by sexual open-minded people who care about the environment. It is based on idealistic work and activism. We are using the power and freedom of sexuality to go against the destroying of nature. The website contains all from activist nude photos to sex videos. We also do performances, both on the Internet and in public places.
FFF is more than a sex site. Fuckforforest shows how sexuality can be nice, funny and political. Our goal is to save nature, but it is also important for us to show the beauty of natural sexuality. We believe that through a better relationship to our spiritual and sexual body, we can change the reality around us. So open-minded sexual behavior is a great way for us to achieve our goals, and at the same time have a great life. Not everything that is political or meaningful has to be boring.
WHAT MORE DOES FFF BELIVE IN?
We believe that humanity's bad relationship to sexuality has a lot in common with the destroying of nature. Sexuality is a beautiful part of nature. We want to use this gift to put focus on what is happening to this planet and try to protect it. Our goal is to connect as many open-minded people as possible to create a network of erotic eco lovers. And of course reach people who want to support our project with donations for saving threatened nature.
We think sexuality is wonderful. We also feel you can learn a lot about spirituality and self control trough sexuality. But in our modern world, sex and open sexual behavior is not accepted. Sex is something society think we should keep private.
Sex is still one of our primal needs, as primal as food. Getting forced to hide sexuality is almost the same as getting forced to hide when we are eating. And we believe suppression of this natural instinct can be the cause of many human spiritual disasters. A open view sexuality can give us a more natural philosophy about life and nature, and help us getting balance with nature again
Our philosophy behind combining sex and politics is easy. We do what we feel is right. We have a problem with the double moral standards that many times is surrounding the subject of sexuality. We enjoy life and try to make a change. And do not use sex to provoke. We do what we feel is right for us to do. So it is easy for us to stand behind the project and our actions to make it work. We also see that many people understand our point, and we even manage to change some people's negative view on open sexual behavior. The seed of love is planted!
HOW WE GOT GET THE IDEE FOR FFF?
Why are not people panicking and running screaming to save nature, before it is too late? This is harder to understand.
We were getting more and more frustrated about the world. We got more depressed by the day. We could not sleep anymore. It seems like war and suppression is more important than saving nature. Sexuality and nature is connected. We are basically here because of sex. But open sexuality is often looked down on as something dirty and strange. We felt sexuality was treated like nature, with disrespect. So why not use pure, open-minded sexuality to put focus on this un-natural way of treating this planet?
We also felt that a lot of the established nature organizations make too big compromises, and even work together with the same forces that destroy nature. It is hard for young people to believe in them. It seems like some organizations have become more like an industry than idealistic work. And some organizations even work together with the oil industry or other nature destroying forces. We felt something had to be done.
FIGHTING REALITY with REVOLUTIONARY PORN!
Many times the fuckers who are promoting war are the same fuckers putting down on open-minded sexuality. So sex can also be a strong statement against this.
Free sexuality as we see it, represents a strong antifascist stand. A lot of the people creating war and destruction of nature are also putting down on natural sexual behavior.
It is not only the forest that is an important issue. All nature and life, including the life of humans is in danger of getting wiped out because of humanity's destruction of nature. Our whole planet is built on a sensitive system that is depending on all parts to be able to function. It is like if you remove the heart of a human, it will die. The same if all the forests of this world disappear. Nature is the home of spiritual forces. It is our cathedral and our sacrament. For us nature is holy and we will do everything we have in our power to protect it.
In the end most is about individual feelings, and how you can chose to be a part of the system that destroys our planet, or try to fight back. We believe the last option is the one that makes you happy and in harmony. So we have choosen this way of living. We believe nature has control and that humanity will feel this in not too long. But we want to feel we are not a part of what destroys it. So we keep positive.
WHAT IS THE RESULT?
We have the last year collected over $120.000 to save threatened nature. And this is just the start. Now out of the $15 it cost to become a member, we are using $3 to administrate. This is sever and administrative expenses. The remaining $12 goes to save nature. But we are now working to improve this. We want to take as little as possible for administration. FFF has now about 1000 monthly supporting members.
HOW DOES FFF USE THE COLLECTED MONEY?
We have had certain problems donating the money to different organizations, due to the nature of our project. The Norwegian rainforest foundation said yes to accept donations from FFF at first. Later they turned when FFF got too much media attention. The WWF in both Norway and the Netherlands also refused donations from us. It can be because we are dealing with natural sexuality, but we think this is frightening. They should not let moral come in the way of saving nature. It seems like our idée about helping established organizations was harder that we thought.
So we do it on our own. We are now in contact with smaller organizations that want to help us. FFF is starting own projects! At first in Ecuador, helping the indigenous tribe, the Shuar, with reforestation projects. We also have a project in Costa Rica where we buy land and make protected areas. Untill now we have bought over 55 hectares that is now protected against greedy humans, and this is just the start. We work to help local projects directly. We are facing A LOT more work and effort than we thought we would face when we started FFF. But we will get there. More info about the projects we support at the FFF news section.
HOW DID FFF GET STARTED?
We started FFF in January 2004. When we started, we got founds from the Norwegian government. They knew we were working on an alternative environmental project. Porn is not exactly legal in Norway. But FFF is not really porn ether. Not more than a private video of two lovers is porn. Anyway our first media attention in Norway was; the government is sponsoring environmental porn. This was the first 6 months of the project.
HOW DO PEOPLE REACT?
What amazed us with starting FFF is that you cannot know who will react positive or negative. Many times people we thought was going to be negative had a positive view, and the other way around. We have also been quite shocked about how hard it is to actually give away money and get help from established organization. Some do not even want to give us information that could help us. This is strange. But it only makes us more certain how important it is to show free sexuality, and try to get it more accepted.
HOW DO WE WORK?
Many people are involved with FFF. We are evolving and are getting more stabile people in our group. We get help for filming and photos, some web help and spiritual support. All from friend and lovers.
We are changing on who is filming and photographing. Usually everything is made there and then, with little or no planning. So we try to do the best out of it. The people who are not a part of the action have to film. Sometimes this is planed, but most times not.
Most of the activists on the site are friend we have met different places, in real or on the Internet. Most of our friends have not done any erotic photos or videos before. They do it to have fun with sexuality, for a good cause.
We also get help from people who send us self-made photos or videos. We think more and more people will do this when they see the results and are starting to trust the intention of the project. We will show great results and think this will attract nice people. We have just started and have a lot to do.
IS FFF JUST A BUNCH OF EXHIBITIONISTS?
When we first started FFF we did not consider our-self exhibitionists. We started to do what we do because it felt right. After we started we have learned that sexuality have so many levels, and it is possible to experience quite exiting moments with public sex or if you know somebody is watching. The feeling of sexual freedom is great and it is more about the feeling of being able to be free with your body and spirit, than about exhibitionism.
Freedom is important to us, and this feeling turns us on!
Usually we get turned on when working for FFF with public performance, or just on photos and videos. It is a good mix between fun, self-understanding and sexual pleasure. We think sex is a great way to keep happy and healthy. FFF is about combining fun, pleasure and politics. We will go far for our cause, but only when we find it funny, interesting or exiting.
THE ECO/LOVE TERRRORISTS!
We did a performance to get attention to FFF together with the Norwegian rock band "The Cumshots". The official legal charge after the rock concert fuck performance was "public nudity" and un-descend behavior. We were asked to go to the police and give our statement the day after the performance. The political leader of the small town we did the performance wanted us to go straight to jail. But the police actually told us that the society needs revolutionaries to evolve!
It seems they want to put us in jail for 20 day or pay a fine on 10.000 Norwegian kroner each. We will never pay! Everything with the performance was planed, and we did not care if we would get arrested. This was our way of putting focus on the destruction of nature. We knew it was going to be a big deal in Norway because of our government. We had a priest as political leader. And the town we did the performance is one of the most double moral places in Norway and is called the Bible belt. We have nothing against Christians or believers, just people who are putting down on other people's freedom of life and choice.
OUR MISSION!
Our mission is greater than just the site. A lot is happening in the background and this is just the beginning. We believe sex and love can make this world a better place. To put down on sexuality is to put down on the spirit of nature. We do not want to say too much about the future.
Public display makes sex less taboo and shows people self-irony about sexuality. We feel it is important to show that sex is something you should not fear. It is possible if you take a walk in the forest a nice day that you will come across a couple having sex in nature. It is important that you are prepared then, we are trying to prepare people for this and at the same time create awareness about nature. Sex is nature!
OUR GOALS!
Our biggest goal is to make FFF a permanent project were we do our own projects to protect nature. We think we have a lot of potential and will try to show the word the power of free love, and that it is possible to do more for this planet, in a nice way. FFF is growing each day and we are still confused about the major attention we got at once. This has been working against us somehow and has made the work that is really important to slow down. We will gather power and use this power for what really is important. To stop the destruction of nature, the Great spirit, inside and outside!
We have just got started! We hope you will join us. Become a support member of FFF. Or better yet, become a erotic activist for FFF. Please contact us. Nature needs you!
LOVE, Leona & Tommy – fuckforforest.com
Hahahahahahahah!!!! :!:
Ali i dalje traže 15$ za ulaz.
Ili to, ili im das svoje slike da ih okace, pa te puste. Izbor je na tebi.
EXCUSES, EXCUSES: When a man sauntered up to an undercover police
officer in Worcester, Mass., working a prostitution detail and offered $40
for "everything," he was quickly arrested. The man insisted he was a
doctor "gathering information" on infectious diseases. Sure enough, Dr.
Peter A. Rice, 65, specializes in infectious diseases and immunology at
the University of Massachusetts Medical School. Investigators aren't
buying the excuse and filed soliciting charges. "He's got a rational
explanation for what he was doing there," said his lawyer, Anthony
Salerno. It wasn't research, since "Research is a technical medical
term," but rather "it was information gathering that he would later
use for research" -- information that "he couldn't get from lab reports
or periodicals." (Worcester Telegram) ...Obviously he hasn't been
buying the right magazines.
FAHRENHEIT 451, THE NEXT GENERATION: Michael Chalk, 40, is a teacher in
Melbourne, Vic., Australia. He was in Cairns, Qld., for an education
conference when he went to Shenannigans for a drink. There was
dancing, so Chalk decided to put his book down and join the fun. That's when
a bouncer escorted him out: other patrons were upset at the book he
was reading, "The Unknown Terrorist". The book is about a man who is
mistaken for a terrorist and is persecuted by paranoid people making
false accusations. "I was wondering whether I'm in a place where
everyone is in the grip of fear where they see danger everywhere,"
Chalk said later, "or the sort of place where a vigilante group
might hunt me down for reading a book." (Cairns Post) ...Yes, and yes.
LIQUID COURAGE: Deborah Thompson, 54, admits she had been drinking from
a bottle of whiskey and was "being silly" when she decided to stand on
the railroad tracks in Marysville, Calif., and try to stop an
oncoming train. "She thought she could move faster than the train," said
police Sgt. Phil Spadini. She couldn't: the engineer saw her and hit the
brakes, but Thompson was hit and thrown 20-30 feet. She survived,
but was flown to a regional hospital in critical condition. (Marysville
Appeal-Democrat) ...During which flight she had to be stopped from
trying to stop the chopper blades.
NOT ON THE MENU: Looking for publicity, Serendipity 3, a restaurant in
New York, N.Y., announced it was offering the world's most expensive
dessert: a $25,000 Frrrozen Haute Chocolate. Indeed the headlines
flashed around the world, but that may have reminded the city's
Department of Health and Mental Hygiene that the restaurant was due
for another health inspection, since it had failed one previously.
Inspectors came in, found "rodent and fly infestation and conditions
conducive to pest infestation, including stagnant water in the
basement." The inspector found a live mouse, mouse droppings in
multiple locations, flies and cockroaches. Having failed a second
time, the restaurant was ordered closed until it could pass. "We will
re-open as soon as possible," a restaurant spokesman said. "It is
unfortunate that published reports have exaggerated the situation and may be
leading to certain misperceptions." (New York Times) ...Huh: that's
similar to what happened when they started offering the $25,000
Frrrozen Haute Chocolate.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Midget
Since all democratic opposition has been
smashed by Putin there seems to be only
one group prepared to stand up for their
rights: dwarfs.
This winter has seen a big dwarf demo outside
Echo Radio station to protest at a DJ who
has been comparing dwarfs to mice on-air.
But at the same time a huge contingent of
Russian dwarves have played havoc in
the West, having a go at wrecking a
Hollywood movie. Hired to play elves in
laughter vaccuum Fred Clause the dwarfs
engaged in hard-drinking and brawling on
a scale not seen since Oliver Reed died.
An ice-skating scene resulted in multiple
sprains and bruises but rather than calming
these acting legends down, it just made
them all the more fighty.
Whats going on? Are the dwarves playing a
double game? And for who? Was the Moscow
demo disinformation? They're just the kind
secret agents or moles Putin would use...
Nije ni mnogo strange ni mnogo weird ali je... fun!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071211/en_afp/autopreixgerschumacheroffbeat_071211193311
Schumacher may be Germany's fastest taxi driver
Tue Dec 11, 2:33 PM ET
BERLIN (AFP) - Michael Schumacher may well be the fastest taxi driver in Germany after the seven-times world champion shocked a cab driver by taking over the wheel in order to be on time for a flight.
Schumacher, 38, flew into the aerodrome at the Bavarian town of Coburg on Saturday and took a taxi to the village of Gehuelz, 30 kilometres away, to pick up a new puppy - an Australian Shepherd dog called "Ed".
But when the former Formula One ace, plus his wife and two children, caught a taxi back to the airport they were short on time and, after a polite request, cab driver Tuncer Yilmaz watched in wonder as Schumacher took the wheel.
"I found myself in the passenger seat, which was strange enough, but to have "Schumi" behind the wheel of my cab was incredible," Mr Yilmaz told the Muenchner Abendzeitung.
"He drove at full throttle around the corners and over-took in some unbelievable places."
Mr Yilmaz was well rewarded for the unusual journey - on top of the 60 euros (88 US dollars) fare, he was also given a 100 euros (146 US dollars) tip.
Schumacher's spokesperson Sabine Kehm later confirmed the story.
The German track ace, who now lives in Switzerland, retired from Formula One in 2006 after a glittering career and, despite test drives for his old team Ferarri, has insisted there is no chance of a return to racing.
Ja mu moja kola nikad ne bih dao. I ovako nesto cvrkuce dok ih vozim, a kako bi tek bilo kad bi on preuzeo volan...
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DETROIT (AP) - Words to live by, from a warning label on a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death." That warning was selected Wednesday as the winner of the 11th annual "Wacky Warning Label Contest," sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. The contest is part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warning labels.
Kevin Soave of Farmington Hills, a Detroit suburb, won the $500 grand prize for submitting the tractor's "Danger: Avoid Death" label.
The $250 second place was given to Carrianne, Jacob and Robby Turin of Greensburg, Pa., for a label they found on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
Richard Goodnow of Lancaster, Mass., earned the $100 third-place prize for a label on a baby stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: "Do not put child in bag."
Honorable mention went to Cyndi LaMonde of Traverse City for a label on a letter opener that says: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended." :!:
I neka mi neko posle kaze da Bivis i Bathed nisu nastali po stvarnim osobama. Barem Bivis, a Bathed je ionako Butthead.
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Voli da propusti 220 volti kroz sebe
Kada oseti prehladu, glavobolju ili pak dobije želju da nešto napiše, Valjevac Branko Pavlović samo se prikači na električnu struju, a ni ujed poskoka mu ne može ništa
Valjevo – Branko Pavlović (43) iz Valjeva jeste neka vrsta supermena, ali oponašati ga je krajnje opasno. Naime, njegovo veliko zadovoljstvo, ali sve više i potreba jeste da zatvara strujno kolo. Naprosto, priključi se na struju od 220 volti da bi meditirao, odagnao neraspoloženje, prehladu, glavobolju ili pak pisao.
Dok smo u njegovom stanu, u naselju Oslobodioci Valjeva, proveravali ovu retku i neobičnu sposobnost, strah je bilo nemoguće prikriti. Pošto je skinuo jaknu i izuo čarape, ostavši bos, najpre je u jednoj od utičnica izmerio napon. Instrument je pokazao 236 volti. Odmah potom, na završetku kabla, jednom rukom je uhvatio fazu, dok mu je u drugoj bila sijalica koja je blesnula u punom sjaju. Zbog jačine struje, jedino se plašio da sijalica ne pregori, jer nije imao rezervnu.– Tajnu otpornosti na struju otkrio sam sasvim slučajno, u vreme agresije NATO-a 1999, dok sam popravljao radio-aparat. Zanesen poslom, nisam ni primetio da je sve vreme radio bio pod naponom. Kasnije sam, dosta oprezno, načinio nekoliko ,,bliskih kontakata" sa strujom i shvatio da ne osećam nikakve probleme. Naprotiv, kako je vreme prolazilo, sve više sam u takvim prilikama doživljavao čudan i prijatan osećaj, koji je rečima teško opisati – objašnjava nam Branko.
Inače, od kada je počeo da se ,,priključuje" na struju, ovaj neobični Valjevac nikada nije imao problema sa gripom ili sličnim tegobama. Kada ga zaboli glava, kaže, on se uhvati za struju i bol brzo prođe. Zanimljivo je i to da, kada je pod naponom, ima neodoljivu želju za pisanjem. Objašnjava da to čini mehanički, ali kada kasnije iščitava šta je napisao, vidi da to nije bilo nepovezano. Nada se da će uskoro štampati svoju prvu knjigu ,,pisanu strujom".– Za ,,Politiku" ću reći ono što sam do sada krio od rodbine. U leto pre tri godine, dok sam se kretao kanjonom reke Gradac, ujeo me poskok za nogu. Iskren da budem, veoma sam se uplašio. Čak sam, zbog udaljenosti od grada i bolnice, pomislio da je fatalan ishod neizbežan. Međutim, kada sam, uz sve te crne misli, posle sat vremena pešačenja stigao do zgrade gde stanujem, pogledao sam nogu koja je izgledala kao da me ujeo komarac a ne naša najopasnija otrovnica. Tada sam shvatio da sam, najverovatnije, zahvaljujući otpornosti na struju postao i imun na zmijski otrov – priča Branko, koji skoro konstantno na površini kože ima napon od blizu 90 volti, što je dovoljno da upali osrednju neonsku svetiljku, a što, inače, ne može osetiti bilo ko drugi kada se rukuje sa njim.
Ovu svoju neobičnu osobinu Branko nerado javno prikazuje. Nije tražio ni objašnjenje od stručnjaka. Trenutno je zaokupljen pisanjem knjige, a pre toga radio je kao trgovac, povremeno i kao sezonac.
Budo Novović
Ah, ta neoubuzdana, kreativna mladež...
iliti
Surfing in Russia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLSHrK9SCrQ
:|
JEBOTE BOG!!!! :x :x :x
Angolan Official Decries Killing of Actors
A top Angolan official has denounced police who killed two actors and injured others while a scripted robbery scene was being shot in a suburb of Luanda, the capital. Interior Minister Roberto Leal Monteiro described the shooting as an "undue use of firearms." In an interview with the BBC's Portuguese Service, the director of the film described the sudden arrival of police at the location site, who immediately began firing at the actors, who were carrying unloaded weapons. "They went on shooting until I shouted out: 'Please don't shoot, this is a movie, '" he said.
:roll: :shock: :cry:
Alaha mu, ti Angoljani su nenormalni... :cry:
Pa posle šetajte noću maskirani po Beogradu...
Pa posle šetajte noću maskirani po Beogradu...
Dozens Arrested In Toilet Crackdown :!:
At least 100 people have been arrested in Uganda for not building toilets in their homes, reports say.
Authorities have demanded better hygiene to help stop a cholera epidemic, which has so far killed eight and infected 164.
District administrator Norbert Turyahikayo said: "We cannot watch as people die (of cholera)."
Japanese Army Would Deal With Godzilla :!:
A Japanese government official has pledged to mobilise the armed forces - if Godzilla goes on the rampage.
The tongue-in-cheek remark was made by Defence Minister Shigeru Ishiba following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.
He told a news conference: "If Godzilla were to show up, it would be a dispatch for disaster relief."
Quote from: "Kastor"following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.
Jebote... Kad cemo mi doci na taj nivo, da nam politicari o tome kenjaju?
Quote from: "DušMan"Quote from: "Kastor"following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.
Jebote... Kad cemo mi doci na taj nivo, da nam politicari o tome kenjaju?
mi smo jedva dobacili do nivoa na kome raspravljaju o proročanstvima tarabića i deda miloja! :(
Cuddly And Cute Roadkill :!:
Animal lovers and those who enjoy cute toys will not be keen on the latest gory range available at a shop near you.
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Quote from: "Ghoul"
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Drunk Santas Go On Cinema Rampage :!:
A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend frightening customers, damaging property and swearing.
Manager Derek Rive said: "As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree - they bowled everything over.
"They were just absolute fools," he told reporters.
He said the "hooligans" abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.
Security cameras caught the action, but Mr Rive said with their hats, white beards and suits, the rampaging Santas cannot be identified.
Braca Karic dok se josh nisu razbahatili :? :evil:
Aj sad da mi neko kaze koji je ovo fazon, jel su ovo gulanferi, neki lapo ptarshiji ili shta ? :lol:
Mada malo liche i na Bugare a ? :!:
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Bogoljub je k'o vozac kamiona iz Turske...a gde je na slici prvi srpski menadzer deda Janicije?
I posle je ovaj dobio 15-16% glasova na izborima :(
Taman onoliko koliko ima cigojnera da za njega glasaju. :lol:
Zabrana reklame koja negira Deda Mraza
Ruske vlasti zabranile su televizijsku reklamu koja negira postojanje Deda Mraza, uz obrazloženje da diskredituje roditelje i učitelje.
Reklama za Eto prodavnice elektronike tvrdi da Deda Mraz, odnosno Božić Bata, ne postoji.
Federalna antimonopolska služba saopštila je da su tom reklamom prekršena pravila oglašavanja i da tvrdnja da Deda Mraz ne postoji implicira da roditelji ne govore deci istinu, čime se podriva dečje poverenje u njih.
Prema navodima "Rosiskaje gazete", firma Eto uzvratila je na te tvrdnje navodima da je njena reklama namenjena odraslima, a ne deci.
Ćuti, mogli su da zabrane i porniće jer impliciraju da roditelji lažu kada govore deci da ih je na svet donela roda...
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Ćuti, mogli su da zabrane i porniće jer impliciraju da roditelji lažu kada govore deci da ih je na svet donela roda...
meho, sad zvučiš kao ona baba koja gleda pornić do kraja - da vidi dal će da se uzmu!
drugim rečima, ne verujem da klinci (koji još veruju u rode) mogu da naprave ikakvu VEZU između in-out aktivnosti koje vide u porniću i – rađanja dece! pornići im je, u svakom slučaju, ne sugerišu, budući da su to filmovi FANTAZIJE koji se dešavaju u magičnim svetovima u kojima tako dosadne i opterećujuće stvari kao trudnoća uopšte NE postoje! čak i kad/ako poneko stavi gumu, to nije zbog neželjene đece!
Sad sam hteo nešto da kažem o pornićima sa trudnicama ali... možda ovo čita i neko dete...
Christmas Cards From 'Beyond The Grave'
Family and friends of an American man have got a shock when they received Christmas cards from him - two months after he died.
Chet Fitch, from Ashland, Oregon, died in October at the age of 88.
However, weeks later some 34 Christmas cards began arriving - written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."
The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards.
"At first he said no; but at my insistence he finally said, 'Oh well, what the heaven, go ahead but don't (tarry) there.'
"I'll probably be seeing you (some sooner than you think). Wishing you a very Merry Christmas. Chet Fitch"
A friend for nearly 25 years, Debbie Hansen Bernard, said: "All I could think was, 'you little stinker."'
"It was amazing," she said. "Just so Chet, always wanting to get the last laugh."
The mailing was a joke Mr Fitch had worked on for two decades with his barber, Patty Dean, 57.
She had posted the cards after Mr Fitch passed away.
Quote from: "Kastor"'Oh well, what the heaven
:!: :!: :!: :evil:
Spears Held for Psychiatric Evaluation After Police Standoff
Britney Spears has been taken to a Los Angeles hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, according to reports. The troubled singer was taken from her house by paramedics in an ambulance to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, following a four-hour standoff at her Beverly Hills mansion where she refused to hand over her two sons to her former husband Kevin Federline. Federline is thought to have followed Spears to the hospital, arriving at 12:20am, according to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. She was discovered by cops at her home on Thursday evening "under the influence of an unknown substance," according to reports. All the emergency services - police, medical and fire crews - were present at the star's house during the incident, which is being referred to as a "family custody dispute" by the Los Angeles police. Spears refused to hand over sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, to Federline following a scheduled visit on Thursday - which was due to end at 7pm when Federline's bodyguard arrived to pick up the boys, although the boys were handed over to Federline at 11pm local time. Police were called to the scene around an hour later, although details of who made the call have not yet been released. Several police helicopters, cop cars, ambulances and fire trucks later arrived at Spears' home, with additional back-up vehicles and officers appearing throughout the ordeal.
kao na filmu... a možda ga uskoro i snime? :roll:
Predvidjam da ce ovo biti presudna godina za Britni. Ili ce nekako tragicno umreti ili ce iskoristiti sve skandale i vratiti se na "scenu".
Quote from: "DušMan"Predvidjam da ce ovo biti presudna godina za Britni. Ili ce nekako tragicno umreti ili ce iskoristiti sve skandale i vratiti se na "scenu".
ja čak nisam siguran da tu jedno isključuje drugo, tj da je situacija 'ili/ili'! :evil:
Kakav fleš!!
http://kristijangolubovic.net/
auuu!
Čoveče...
QuoteRođen sam u Minhenu 30. novembra 1969 godine, iste godine koje se rodila moja rođena sestra Kristina, samo jedanaest meseci kasnije. Kakva je to sudbina da se začnem iz jednog jedinog pokušaja svoga oca da napravi sina i iste noći biva odveden na doživotnu robiju.Cela ova situacija nagoveštava tok neverovatnih događaja jednog života, mog života. Zapravo moja majka je te 69 godine bila trudna sa mojom sestrom koju je rodila na Bogojavljanje 19. januara i baš neposredno nakon porođaja, moj otac koji je baš u to vreme bio pod poternicom zbog oružane pljačke sa smrtnim ishodom, valjda sujetno ljut što nije dobio sina, tek svežu majku oplodi i istog jutra biva uhapšen i odveden na doživotnu robiju. Još dok sam bio embrion, stvari u mom životu su krenule naopako i tako nastaje predispozicija da dete od ranih dana nema oca kraj sebe u godinama kada je to najneophodnije...Prvi put sam sreo svog oca u nekom od prvih razreda osnovne škole, nakon njegovog spektakularnog bekstva iz tada najčuvanijeg zatvora u Nemačkoj u Minhenu. Klinac koji je odrastao bez oca, za kim je žudeo svaki dan u svom kratkom životu, stvara potajno u sebi heroja u vidu svog jakog tate, koji je bio predmet mog prosuđivanja i ideologije na krajnje ekstreman način.
Na samom početku mog odrastanja, mnogo problema i komplikacija gledalo se olako, jer su veliki problemi postajali uobičajeni, a za koje se uvek nalazilo rešenje. Sudbina je negde bila upisana i vreme je počelo da teče, za mene malog dečaka, na krajnje neverovatan način... Pokušaću da Vam dočaram neke od događaja iz burnog i nesvakidašnjeg života, kako bih ostavio trag, u vremenu, mojih uspomena. Svi oni koji imaju šta da kažu na moj račun moćiće da se uvere ili razuvere u ono ko sam i kakv sam u biti. Ako je moguće da Vas uvedem i izvedem na peron života gde jedan jedini voz nema red vožnje, a prolazi kroz pakao i raj i većinu svojih putnika ostavi na stanicama patnje, muke, ponora, smrti... A retke vrati nazad pružajući im šansu da se na taj peron više nikada ne vrate.
Ovo je odlomak iz knjige "JA"
autora Aleksandra Kristijana Golubovića,
koja će se pojaviti uskoro.
QuoteKnjige "JA" i "JA+" su u pripremi i uskoro će se naći u prodaji.
"JA" je knjiga autobiografska i opisuje moj život i neverovatne događaje koji me prate tokom celog mog života. Crno na belo, prava istina o meni i ljudima koji su se nalazili u mojoj neposrednoj blizini.
"JA+" je knjiga aforizama, rima i izreka koje su mi padale na pamet, pa sam ih usput i zapisivao i vezana je za sve i svakog.USKORO I IZLOŽBA SLIKA
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ovo me podseti na epizodu saut parka sa paris hilton i njenim zlosrećnim kučićima...
:lol:
"Don't applaud me, I'm a dirty whore."
neko dokon bi mogo da napravi fotomontažu i turi tom kučetu u šape neko pištoljče upereno mu u slepoočnicu. :idea:
Zajebite Kriplove, Ghoulove i Milosheve recenzije... This is the way to do it!!!
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Pogledao sam njenu kritiku za Hot Rod. Hell, zapravo ima isto mišljenje kao i ja :!:
HAYDEN, ID -- A man who believed he bore the "mark of the beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff's deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.
"It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived," sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. ( :lol: Ovaj kao da ju je bocnuo viljuškom da proveri)
"He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."
It was not immediately clear whether the man has a history of mental illness. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.
Quote from: "Kastor"Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.
Nije htela da kaže da li su probali da mu prišiju poluskuvanu šaku sa do tada već mrtvim nervnim završecima.
Ma Liza je garantovano već ukrala ruku za supu, pa sad pokušava da se izmigolji zbog papirologije.
QuoteHe put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn't bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad."
Znači problem je što nije iskrvario do kraja a ne što je otfikario ruku :lol:
Germans launch flights for nudists
Careful with that coffee, Klaus
By Lester Haines
Published Tuesday 29th January 2008 12:20 GMT
A German company will later this year launch flights for nudists, aimed specifically at former East Germans who pine for the good old days under Communism when just about the only thing that wasn't illegal was getting your kit off.
The service will run from 5 July from Erfurt in southeast Germany to the Baltic Sea island of Usedom, with 50 unclothed passengers stumping €499 a pop to fly as nature intended.
Enrico Hess, founder of OssiUrlaub.de, told AFP: "In the former East Germany, naturist holidays were a much-loved way of spending the best weeks of the year. We want to make that freedom possible above the clouds too."
He added: "All the passengers will fly naked, but they are only allowed to undress once they are in the plane. But then they will be able to enjoy the hour-long flight in the way God intended."
In case you're wondering, the aircraft's crew will keep their clothes on. ®
Bootnote
Yes, we know what you're thinking: if the US's Department of Homeland Security gets wind of this the next time you take an internal flight between New York and San Francisco, you'll be leaving your apparel at the security desk. We challenge even the most ingenious member of al-Qaeda to conceal a box-cutter and binary liquid explosives when he's got nothing more than an in-flight safety leaflet to cover his modesty.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/29/nudist_flights/
London - Britanski lanac prodavnica Vulvort povukao je iz prodaje krevete "Lolita", namenjene devojčicama, nakon što je jedna revnosna majka podigla medijsku uzbunu zbog imena koje "asocira na seksualno raskalašne devojčice". Vulvort je saopštio da se radilo o slučajnosti i da niko u toj kompaniji nije bio upoznat sa postojanjem romana Lolita. Šefovi "Vulvorta" tvrde da nikada nisu čuli za to klasično književno delo, kao ni za dva filma koja su snimljena na osnovu njega.
Fonet
Pa da, logično. Kad liježem u neki krevet, prva stvar koju provjerim jeste kako se taj krevet ZOVE :x :x :x :x :x :x
a Ghoul sad kaže:
Harvi bi voleo da (u)legne (u) Lolitu?
Quote from: "Harvester"Pa da, logično. Kad ležem s neku lolitu, prva stvar koju provjerim jeste kako se ona ZOVE
bravo, harv!
tako govore pravi pedofili! :!:
Gomilo perverznjaka!
Quote from: "Harvester"Gomilo perverznjaka!
s kim si, onaki si!
(& you're always coming back for more! :evil: )
Evo nešto specijalno za Ghoula. Skoro sam bio na kraćem odmoru u Brazilu i u večernjim trenucima dokolice sam bistrio lokalnu TV analizirajući šta to gledaju brazilci i pri tome otkrih suvi biser :evil: :evil: :evil:
Brazilska horor - sapunska opera!!! nikad pre viđeno :)
Zamislite klasičnu sapunjavicu gde se ne zna ko koga i ko sa kime i u sve to dodajte elemente iz ostrva doktora Moroa, matrixa, urlikanja, Carrie i ljudi mačaka i dobićete "Caminhos do Coração" (putevi srca).
Zvanična strana serije
http://www.rederecord.com.br/frameset.asp?prog=81
Evo i par epskih scena
Vukodlak
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OHmonVrYQYw
Vampirica
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ngha04rgWg0
Smrt Dr. Walkera (Lance Henriksen!! šta će on ovde!!!)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VeWTdtxmf3M
Votahel????!!!!! Pa moj brat i ja smo imali ideju za horor sapunicu sa zombijima još prije nekoliko godina i nismo je realizovali zbog nedostatka sredstava! Stoka lopovska!
Quote from: "Harvester"nismo je realizovali zbog nedostatka sredstava!
rekao bih da tako minorni razlozi nisu bili odlučujući za neke druge ljude gonjene nagonom za kreiranjem!
Mogli bi bar da nam plaćaju royalties zbog ukradene ideje.
RTS bi učinio bogougodno delo kupovinom ove serije. Skoro nisam gledao bolju komediju. Scenarista ovoga je bio na svim jačim drogama u momentima pisanja. Svako ko ovde traži bilo kakvu povezanost i logiku će doživeti nervni slom. Ovo je samo za puštanje mozga na ispašu i uživanje u vrhnskom trashu.
Vampirica na plaži usred bela dana? Onaj nesrećnik proboden (i ubijen!) nožem, a nigde krvi, uredna bela košulja ostaje uredna bela košulja?
A da, logika nihc. Shvatam.
RTS bi definitivno trebalo da nabavi ovo. Thanks for sharing!
Quote from: "angel011"Vampirica na plaži usred bela dana?
Za ovo imam odgovor. Navodno neko je vodio ultratajni projekat pod nazivom DNA (baš originalno) čiji je cilj manipulacija sa DNK i stvaranje kontrolisanih mutacija. Sačiniše oni neku tekućinu koja kad se ubrizga u žrtvu dovodi do mutacije, te nekoga zakači vampirizam bez negativnih efekata vezanih za dnevnu svetlost, drugoga pak zakači likantropija. Tu nikako nije kraj listi mutacija, imamo i slučaj sa telekinezom gde se da videti šta bi jedna devojčica uradila svom ocu i maćehi kad se naljuti na njih itd.
A. Shvatam. Kontrolisane mutacije sa random (ali vrlo urednim, jer su kontrolisane) rezultatima. Ok.
Quote from: "angel011"A. Shvatam. Kontrolisane mutacije sa random (ali vrlo urednim, jer su kontrolisane) rezultatima. Ok.
U tome je čar ove serije :?: :?: :) :D
Ima li u seriji grudi?
Quote from: "Harvester"Ima li u seriji grudi?
Ima svakojakih grudi. Ima ženskih grudi, junačkih grudi, dlakavih grudi itd. Ona koja tebe zanimaju su generalno neobnažena, uostalom baci pogleda na one klipove na youtube.
Kakav fleš :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.visitkosova.org/
Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Date: 2008-01-15, 11:46AM PST
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
DušMane, kako to da uvek ti naletiš na ovakve gluposti?
EDIT: :shock: Jesi ovo ti na trećoj slici?
Ma hajde sad... Ko od nas ne ukucava u google "pink vagina" na dnevnoj osnovi?
Ja jesam mlad, ali ne toliko da bih mogao da budem dete sa slike.
Turkmenistan: Litar goriva 15 centi
16:18 | Izvor: Tanjug
Ašhabad -- Benzin je u Turkmenistanu danas poskupeo osam puta, pa litar košta 3.100 manata, odnosno oko 0,15 dolara.
Vlada tog najvećeg izvoznika gasa u Centralnoj Aziji je objasnila da je tu meru preduzela kako bi privredu "sovjetskog tipa" približila modelu slobodnog tržišta. Cena benzina se u Turkmenistanu nije menjala od 1993. godine, a litar tog goriva je do juče koštao manje od litra vode.
Da bi ublažila "šok" drastičnog poskupljenja, turkmenska vlada je donela odluku po kojoj vozači automobila imaju pravo na besplatno mesečno sledovanje od 120 litara, a vozači kamiona i drugih većih vozila od 200 litara. Stanovnici Turkmenistana već imaju besplatnu električnu energiju, vodu i gas, što je predsednik Gurbanguli Berdimuhamedov obećao da će zadržati najmanje do 2030. godine.
Čak i po ceni od 0,15 dolara za litar, benzin je u Turkmenistanu među najjeftinijim u svetu. U susednom Kazahstanu litar tog goriva košta oko 0,8 dolara, a u Rusiji oko 0,9 dolara.
Nisam verovao da ću ikad poželeti da živim u Turkmenistanu, ali eto, dogodilo se.
Pazi, benzin im je jeftin, ali nemaju ništa drugo. Mislim, nisam ja neki pobornik za slobodu i te stvari, ali kad usred Turkmenistana, gde svi govore ruski kao praktično prvi jezik nije dozvoljeno prodavanje ruskih novina onda znaš kakva je to zemlja...
Pa DušMan i ne zna ruski, on bi tamo bio kamiondžija...
Quote from: "Dry-Na-Nord"Pa DušMan i ne zna ruski, on bi tamo bio kamiondžija...
ma ovako lepuškast, pa još s repićem... snašao bi se on u nekoj manje napornoj vrsti fizikalije!
što reče gazda stanarki koja nema da plati stanarinu u jednom filmu koji noćas gledah: need money? well, there are all kinds of ways to earn money... :wink:
Samo se vi sprdajte, ali gledaćete me ljubomorno dok budem vozikao svoje kamionče po ceo dan i pevušio "Čamac na Tisi" (po ceo dan).
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1759
English Russia ima odgovor na SVE! :?
Get ready for this one, if banning specific websites on the internet wasn't enough, China has added ghosts, monsters and other things that go bump in the night to its list of banned video and audio content in an intensified crackdown ahead of the Beijing Olympics, reports Reuters. You can read the insane story inside.
Producers have around three weeks to look through their tapes for "horror" and report it to authorities, the General Administration of Press and Publications said in a statement posted on the government Web site.
Offending content included "wronged spirits and violent ghosts, monsters, demons, and other inhuman portrayals, strange and supernatural storytelling for the sole purpose of seeking terror and horror," the administration said.
The new guidelines aim to "control and cleanse the negative effect these items have on society, and to prevent horror, violent, cruel publications from entering the market through official channels and to protect adolescents' psychological health."
The regulations suggest China, where graphic, pirated sex and horror movies are available on most street corners, is keen to step up its control of the cultural arena ahead of the Beijing Olympics in August, which are widely seen as a coming-out party for the rising political and economic power.
They come just weeks after Beijing clamped down on "vulgar" video and audio content, slapped restrictions on Internet sites and handed down a two-year film-making ban to the team behind the steamy "Lost in Beijing."
NAGRADE ZA NAJBESMISLENIJE AMERIČKE SUDSKE SLUČAJEVE, STELLA AWARDS:
2007 Runners-Up and Winner:
#3: Sentry Insurance Company. The company provided worker's
compensation
insurance for a Wisconsin "Meals on Wheels" program. Delivering a
meal, a MoW volunteer (who was allegedly not even wearing boots)
slipped and fell on a participant's driveway that had been cleared
of
snow, and Sentry had to pay to care for her resulting injuries.
Sentry
wanted its money back, so it sued the 81-year-old homeowner getting
the Meals on Wheels service. It could have simply filed for
"subrogation" from her homeowner's insurance company, but by naming
her in the action, it dragged an old lady into court, reinforcing
the
image of insurance companies as concerned only about the bottom
line,
not "protecting" policyholders from loss.
#2: The family of Robert Hornbeck. Hornbeck volunteered for the Army
and
served a stint in Iraq. After getting home, he got drunk, wandered
into a hotel's service area (passing "DANGER" warning signs),
crawled
into an air conditioning unit, and was severely cut when the
machinery
activated. Unable to care for himself due to his drunkenness, he
bled
to death. A tragedy, to be sure, but one solely caused by a
supposedly
responsible adult with military training. Despite his irresponsible
behavior -- and his perhaps criminal trespassing -- Hornbeck's
family
sued the hotel for $10 million, as if it's reasonably foreseeable
that
some drunk fool would ignore warning signs and climb into its heavy
duty machinery to sleep off his bender.
But those pale in comparison to...
THE WINNER of the 2007 Stella Award: Roy L. Pearson Jr. The 57-year-old
Administrative Law Judge from Washington DC claims that a dry
cleaner
lost a pair of his pants, so he sued the mom-and-pop business for
$65,462,500. That's right: more than $65 million for one pair of
pants. Representing himself, Judge Pearson cried in court over the
loss of his pants, whining that there certainly isn't a more
compelling case in the District archives. But the Superior Court
judge
wasn't moved: he called the case "vexatious litigation", scolded
Judge
Pearson for his "bad faith", and awarded damages to the dry
cleaners.
But Pearson didn't take no for an answer: he's appealing the
decision.
And he has plenty of time on his hands, since he was dismissed from
his job. Last we heard, Pearson's appeal is still pending.
Springer Says He Wouldn't Watch His Show
Jerry Springer has admitted that if he weren't hosting his daily talk show, he "wouldn't watch" it. In an interview with the Philadelphia Daily News, Springer remarked, "I get it. I get why it's entertaining. But I'm 64 years old. If I were in college, I would probably like it." Springer made his remarks at West Chester University prior to a lecture on TV's effects on pop culture. His show, he said, has "no redeeming value" and subjects are selected for their "outrageous" potential. "People come on our show to get attention they don't have in their regular lives," he acknowledged.
http://www.xpotting.com/feb/feb13/05/tabla10.htm
:D
U jebote... Zakon.
Već sam se na prvom tegljaču smejao. Na drugom cerekao. A na trećem sam počeo da se gušim.
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Svi sa foot fetishom neka navale! :twisted:
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Svi sa foot fetishom neka navale! :twisted:
Konačno nešto i po mom ukusu.
Casting Director Asks for "Inbred"-Looking Extras, Is Fired
The casting director for a horror movie being shot in West Virginia has been fired after putting out a call for extras with facial features that would make them look "inbred." Casting director Donna M. Belajac was dismissed after Gov. Joe Manchin released a statement describing the casting call as "offensive." He added that he thought that the movie, a horror flick titled Shelter, produced by Nala Films of Los Angeles, "does not sound like a movie worth watching." Producers Emilio Diez Barroso and Darlene Caamano apologized "for the very insensitive casting call sent out without our knowledge." The incident also drew the attention of West Virginia Sen. Robert Byrd, who released a statement saying, "Unfortunately, some in the filmmaking industry have decided that perpetuating stereotypes and insulting generations of West Virginians means cash at the box office."
Redbox Seeing Green
Ne vidim šta je tu uvredljivo. A sam film izgleda kao još jedan klon The Hills Have Eyes, dakle sigurno je vrijedan gledanja.
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Language barrier stops Briton's peace walk in France
Posted 8 hours 10 minutes ago
A British peace activist aiming to walk to India to prove a money-free world is possible has turned back at the first hurdle, after getting to France and finding he needed to speak French.
Writing on his blog a month after starting his trek, 28-year-old Mark Boyle said he and two friends accompanying him ran into problems the minute they arrived in the French port of Calais.
"Not only did no one... speak the language, they also see us as just a bunch of free-loading backpackers, which is the complete opposite of what the pilgrimage is really about," he wrote.
"That really scared us, and given that we now were pretty much out of food, hadn't slept in days and were really cold, we had to reassess the whole situation.
"We spoke to a few people who were willing to talk and they said that France would not go for this unless we could speak fluent French, which none of us could."
After the setback, Mr Boyle said he was advised to head instead for neighbouring Belgium "as folk said they would be more likely to want to speak some English".
"The only trouble was the first decent-sized town in Belgium was 170 kilometres away, and all we had was three tins of soup, a bag of trail mix and a chocolate bar to sustain us," he said.
"As it was unlikely that we would get a chance to help or be helped by French people in the journey getting there, the task looked daunting to say the least."
He said he had no choice but to head back to Britain.
Mr Boyle set out from his home in Bristol, western England, at the end of January aiming to end up at Porbandar in India, Mahatma Gandhi's birthplace, after the 14,500-kilometre trek.
According to his official website, Mr Boyle is walking "without any form of money because he wants his life to be his message." He had hoped to take about two and a half years to reach India.
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The coordinator of the project, Dawn Tovar, denied Mr Boyle had abandoned plans for his marathon walk.
"He has not given up his project," she said.
"He is currently walking in the south-east of England. He will tour around the UK, learn French and leave again for Porbandar."
- AFP
Uvodnik u poslednjem broju časopisa 'Blic žena' je naslovljen sa 'Ja, robot'.
Quote from: "BladeRunner"Uvodnik u poslednjem broju časopisa 'Blic žena' je naslovljen sa 'Ja, robot'.
Meni je weird to sto ti citas Blic zenu.
QuoteMeni je weird to sto ti citas Blic zenu.
Honestly, it's not mine!
o, ima li kraja dekadenciji ovih holivuckih zvezda?
NEMA!
ovaj šaja labuf igra u svakom drugom filmu koji se snima ove godine, i slava mu već udarila u glavu - glejte kakve bezobrazluke već počinjava:
LaBeouf's Arrest Warrant Waived
A warrant for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf has been recalled a day after the actor failed to show up in court to face an unlawful smoking charge. The Disturbia star missed a hearing in Burbank, California on Tuesday, relating to an incident last month when he was cited for lighting up in a non-smoking shopping area. Authorities issued a $1,000 bench warrant for his arrest. But on Wednesday court Commissioner Kirkland Nyby discarded the warrant after LaBeouf's attorney turned up to plead not guilty on the 21-year-old's behalf. A pre-trial hearing has been set for April 24. LaBeouf's latest legal woe comes just months after the actor was arrested for trespassing in a Chicago, Illinois drugstore. The 21-year-old was charged with a public misdemeanor in November, after refusing to leave the store while drunk. The charges were later dropped.
a u sledećoj vesti već vidim potencijal za neku horor minijaturu:
Worker Kills Himself at Gibson's Home
A construction worker has committed suicide at Mel Gibson's house in Agoura Hills, California, according to a report. The Lethal Weapon star and his family were not home when the body, belonging to a 47-year-old who reportedly hung himself, was discovered on Wednesday. The property is currently under heavy construction. An emergency call was made to a police station in nearby Lost Hills - the same station where Gibson was taken following his infamous drink-driving arrest in 2006 - on Wednesday morning, reports website Tmz.com.
pitam se: šta li je nesrećni mexikanac ili crnac VIDEO u gipsonovoj kolekciji - kakvu li je strašnu prikazu spazio U ZIDOVIMA g-ovog doma da ga je to smesta odvelo u ludilo i suicid...? da li ćemo ikada saznati? :shock:
Ombudsman: Bez seksa do 18. godine
25. mart 2008. | 12:44 | Izvor: Beta
Varšava -- Poljski ombudsman za decu Eva Sovinjska, zatražila je da se zakonom zabrani seks svima koji nisu punoletni.
"Zaštita prava deteta počinje od momenta začeća, a završava kada napuni 18 godina i stekne punoletstvo. Zakon to ne uzima u obzir i decu pred nekim stvarima štiti samo do petnaeste godine", obrazložila je predlog Sovinjska. Ukoliko bi njen predlog prošao i izmene bile unete u poljske zakone, osamnaestogodišnjak bi mogao da završi u zatvoru zbog vođenja ljubavi sa devojkom koja nije napunila 18 godina.
"Od zemlje do zemlje zakoni dozvoljavaju seksualni odnos osobama od 14. do 16. godine života. To proizilazi iz fizioloških, psihičkih, a takođe i civilizacijskih prilika", odbio je za današnji "Djenjik" zabranu seksa za starije maloletnike poznati poljski seksolog Zbignjev Izdepski.
On je u tom poljskom listu upozorio da su studije Svetske zdravstvene organizacije pokazale da mladi koji su obuhvaćeni seksualnim vaspitanjem kasnije počinju seksualni život, a imaju i manje problema sa neželjnim trudnoćama.
Eva Sovinjska proslavila se, ne samo u Poljskoj, već i svetu, svojim bizarnim inicijativama, recimo - da se poljskoj deci zabrani da gledaju britansku seriju Teletabis, jer jedan od njenih junaka Tinki Vinki sigurno potajno propagira homoseksualnost, pošto je dečko a nosi damsku torbicu.
Za tu svoju inicijativu Sovinjska je u jednoj američkoj anketi dospela, kao jedan od retkih stranaca, među pet idiota godine. [/b]
Direktni prenos sahrana preko interneta
Autor: Tanjug | 01.04.2008 - 17:43
Ožalošćene porodice koje nisu u mogućnosti da lično prisustvuju sahrani bliske osobe od danas mogu u Velikoj Britaniji da odaju poslednju poštu preko interneta, gledajući direktni prenos pogreba.
Uprkos kritika da ovaj scenario podseća na horor, kompanija "Vesli mjuzik" je odlučila da ga ponudi krematorijumima i pogrebnim službama širom zemlje, koje će naplaćivati oko 75 funti (150 dolara) za pristup na pogrebni vebsajt. Ožalošćeni samo treba da ukucaju potrebni "pasvord" da bi ušli u direktan prenos sahrane snimljene malon kamerom postavljenom u kapeli, objašnjava Rojters.
"U današnje vreme porodice su rasute širom sveta i nekada se desi da neko ne može na vreme stići kući na sahranu", kaže Alan Džefri, direktor "Vesli mjuzika". S obzirom da se sahrana smatra privatnom stvari, porodicama pokojnika će biti omogućeno da, ukoliko to žele, pošalju potreban "pasvord" onim osobama koje žele da je gledaju "uživo".
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml
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THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL: Lauren Newton, 28, had been getting her hair
cut by Monique Reed, 38, "for years" and was at Reed's house in
Washington, Penn., for a $150 style job. "When I told her I wasn't
satisfied, she went ballistic and told me to get out of her house,"
Newton said. "But as I was going, she attacked me from behind and
pulled me into her kitchen." That's when Reed pulled out a gun and
shot her in the lower back, she said. "It could have been so much worse,"
Newton said after she was released from the hospital. "There are
worse things in life than walking around for the rest of your life with a
bullet in your butt." (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review) ...Like, say,
having to pay $150 for a haircut?
HOW THINK DO YOU DRUNK I AM? A policeman in Cunnamulla, Qld.,
Australia, was called to duty unexpectedly. He performed his duty at a hotel --
despite having drunk "at least" 18 "mid-strength" beers beforehand.
When Senior Constable Adam Reedy was done with his task, he stopped
at the hotel's bar and had two more drinks, then got into a fight with
a woman who was also drinking at the bar. She knocked him unconscious
when he tried to arrest her. "At this time the Queensland Police
Service has not received any complaint about the matter," said a
police spokesman. Reedy was not only not disciplined, he has been promoted.
And why was he called to duty? Fellow officers needed him to conduct
an alcohol breath test. (Brisbane Courier-Mail) ...Sounds like he's an
expert at it.
TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY: When Roland Scott was confronted by a robber,
the Baltimore, Md., man didn't stand for it, even though the robber was
pointing a sawed-off shotgun at him. Scott grabbed the man's gun and
got it away from him, and turned the tables. The robber, now looking
down the business end of his own gun, was ordered to strip, and to
hand over his money. The robber took off his clothes, and handed over
$800. That apparently didn't satisfy Scott: he started beating the man.
"He is beating him with the butt of a sawed-off shotgun," said detective
Sgt. Dennis Rafferty Jr. While Scott was beating the man, the
shotgun discharged -- shooting Scott in the stomach. He was killed; a
witness corroborated the robber's story, and investigators are ruling
Scott's death accidental. "You can't make this up. You just can't," Rafferty
said. "It is sort of like one for the books." (Baltimore Sun)
HIT AND RUN: A shoplifter in Kerkrade, Holland, was so intent on his
escape that when he grabbed a hunk of meat and ran from a
supermarket, he left something important behind: his 12-year-old son. Police
called the 45-year-old man at a number provided by the boy, but the unnamed
man refused to return to the store for him, saying they should call
the boy's mother instead. (London Metro) ...Not very smart: he should be
more afraid of her than the police.
Quotehttp://mugshotdujour.com/florida/stephen-king-open-container-2232008
Stephen King was arrested for possessing an open container.
sajt je pun sumanutih faca i situacija...
Eight-year-old wife wins divorce
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A YEMENI court has granted a divorce to an eight-year-old girl whose unemployed father forced her into an arranged marriage.
"I am happy that I am divorced now. I will be able to go back to school,'' Nojud Mohammed Ali said, after a public hearing in Sanaa's court of first instance.
Her former husband, 28-year-old Faez Ali Thameur, said he married the child "with her consent and that of her parents'' but that he did not object to her divorce petition.
In response to a question from Judge Mohammed al-Qadhi, he acknowledged that the "marriage was consummated, but I did not beat her".
Yemen, one of the world's poorest countries, has no law governing the minimum age of marriage.
Nojud was a second grader in primary school when the marriage took place two and a half months ago.
"They asked me to sign the marriage contract and remain in my father's house until I was 18.
"But a week after signing, my father and my mother forced me to go live with him.''
Nojud's father, Mohammad Ali Al-Ahdal, said he had felt obliged to marry off his daughter, an act he said she consented to.
He said he was frightened after his oldest daughter had been kidnapped several years ago and later married to her abductor.
He said the same man then kidnapped another of his daughters who was already married and had four children, resulting in him being jailed.
Dressed in traditional black, Nojud said she would now go to live in the home of her maternal uncle and did not want to see her father.
The girl's lawyer, Shadha Nasser, said Nojud's case was not unique.
"I believe there are thousands of similar cases,'' she said. Civil society groups were pressing parliament to set the minimum age for marriage at 18, she said.
Poslednji stadijum pijanstva Petak, 18. april 2008. 13:28
Jedan električar iz Volgograda, na severu Rusije, zaspao je posle "pijane noći" sa dugačkim nožem zabodenim u leđa.
Njegova supruga je tek sutradan primetila nož zariven u leđa kada je nesrećni veseljak ušao u kuhinju na doručak.
"Otvorio je frižider sagnuo se da nešto uzme, i tek tad vidim da mu nešto štrči iz leđa", rekla je supruga novinarima.
Juri Ljalin (52) hitno je odveden u bolnicu gde je utvrđeno da oštrica dugačka 15 centimetara nije povredila nijedan vitalni organ.
Iako se Ljalin šalio na račun povrede, policija je stvar shvatila ozbiljno i otvorila istragu protiv njegovog partnera u pijanstvu kome preti kazna od osam godina zatvora.
The current trend in news journalism is to
let the viewers do the work. But the rise of
photos and videos from amateur mobile phone
cameramen is not without peril, thank God.
One 24 hour news network didn't spot that
someone was sending them in photos of the
London Olympic torch procession and photo-
shopping images of Maddie McCann into the
crowd. Oops.
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
(more in link) (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_congo_democratic_witchcraft)
Ovo mi je ulepsalo dan :) :) bizarno preko svake mere:
Bogoljub hoce da mi bude "drugar" na facebook-u
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LEARN 'EM GOOD: Michelle Droelle, 33, a teacher at Kellam High School
in Virginia Beach, Va., claims she got out of the escort business
before she became a teacher. But, a local newspaper found, at least one
escort agency uses her home address as its headquarters, and lists her as
the owner. The umbrella company operates at least 20 different services,
the paper says, including Exotic Playmates, Sinful Seductions, and
Party Girls, which advertise "1-on-1 encounters ... fetishes [and]
light domination." (Hampton Roads Virginian-Pilot) ...Two out of
three of which are helpful skills when teaching high school.
HE NEARLY BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT: A 20-year-old man in Yakima, Wash., told
police he was the victim of a "drive-by shooting." But officers
doubted the story: the injuries to the man's groin appeared to be the result
of a point-blank shot. After a brief investigation the truth came out:
the man, apparently a gang member, had jammed a sawed-off
double-barreled shotgun into his waistband, and managed to discharge both barrels
into his pants. Officers described the result as "massive groin damage,"
but the man was hospitalized in "satisfactory" condition. (Yakima
Herald-Republic) ...Of course, most men would describe a pellet gun
wound there as "massive groin damage."
A PAZI OVOG BOLIDA:
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL: Llewellyn Werner, a developer based in
Los Angeles, Calif., has big plans for a $500 million amusement park --
in Baghdad, Iraq. The 50-acre Baghdad Zoo and Entertainment Experience
will completely surround the existing Baghdad Zoo, where only 35 of
its 700 animals survived the invasion and war. The complex is outside
the American-protected "Green Zone", but Werner isn't worried about
attacks by insurgents. "They'll see it as an opportunity for their children
regardless if they're Shia or Sunni," he says. "They'll say their
kids deserve a place to play and they'll leave it alone." The first phase
of the development, a skateboard park, is already under construction.
(London Times) ...There's one skateboard park where there will be no
problem convincing riders to wear a helmet.
Foka pokušala seks sa pingvinom:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/
Nije baš za ovaj topik, ali nemam pojma gde drugde da stavim: bocni ajkulu u oko! :!:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24576106/
WHAT, ME STUPID?
After a student at San Diego State University died from a cocaine overdose, San Diego, Calif., police launched an undercover investigation into drug sales at the school. They found so much evidence that federal investigators joined the case. After a full year of gathering evidence, teams arrested 96 people, including 75 students. Officers confiscated $100,000 worth of drugs, $60,000 in cash, plus firearms and other evidence. Among those arrested were one who was about to graduate with a master's degree in Homeland Security, and another majoring in criminal justice. "When one of these individuals was arrested, he inquired as to whether or not his arrest and incarceration would have an effect on his becoming a federal law enforcement officer," said an incredulous Ralph Partridge, special agent-in-charge for the Drug Enforcement Administration. (San Diego Union-Tribune) ...There's one student who wasn't paying attention in class.
Ovo je prava stvar za smanjenje saobracajnih nesreca
Piss Screen (http://www.piss-screen.de/)
Try to encourage people to take a taxi with Frankfurt Taxi Services after they've had a few drinks, rather than get behind the wheel of their own car.
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No hats off to new graduates, says university
Martin Wainwright
Thursday May 29, 2008
The Guardian
University administrators were accused yesterday of overreacting after asking students not to throw mortarboards in the air at this year's graduation ceremonies.
Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge and Chelmsford warned that the medieval-style cap could be a health hazard.
"It is requested that graduands do not throw the hat up into the air," says a statement on the website of the university, which will be hiring Cambridge's Corn Exchange and a marquee at Chelmsford for celebrations involving 3,500 students.
"This not only causes damage to the hats but it can also cause injury if the corner of the hat hits the graduand or others who may be nearby."
The move was met with derision by Anglia Ruskin's student union, whose president, Frankie Whiffen, 23, said: "It's like banning graduation pictures in the outdoors in case an apple or a conker, or a pigeon, falls on someone's head. They should be worried about more serious things than the chance that a group of adults can't catch a hat properly."
The university's secretary and clerk, Steve Bennett, said they were not banning the throwing of mortarboards, but asking people to be careful. He said: "A student had to be hospitalised after he was struck on the head by a hat several years ago."
A spokeswoman added: "That student's graduation was ruined and we don't want it to happen again. Someone could be blinded by a falling hat or even worse. The possible damage to hats also has to be considered. Our suppliers support our position."
Man threatened with arrest at Heathrow for wearing Transformers T-shirt
An airline passenger claimed that a security guard threatened to arrest him because he was wearing a T-shirt showing a cartoon robot with a gun.
Brad Jayakody, 30, from London, said he was stopped from passing through security at Heathrow's Terminal 5 after his Transformers T-shirt was deemed 'offensive.'
The IT consultant was set to fly off on a business trip to Dusseldorf in Germany when he was pulled to one side.
Mr Jayakody said the first guard started joking with him about the Transformers character depicted on his French Connection T-shirt.
'"Then he explains that since Megatron is holding a gun, I'm not allowed to fly,' he said.
'It's a 40ft tall cartoon robot with a gun as an arm. There is no way this shirt is offensive in any way, and what I'm going to use the shirt to pretend I have a gun?
He was cooperative with the supervisor and took off the the 'offensive' T-shirt, replacing it with another shirt in his carry on luggage.
A spokesman for Heathrow operator BAA said: 'If a T-shirt had a rude word or a bomb on it, for example, a passenger may be asked to remove it.
'We are investigating what happened to see if it came under this category.
'If it's offensive, we don't want other passengers upset.'
He said there was no record of the incident and the passenger 'certainly didn't make a formal complaint at the time.'
Germany star Ballack caught up in 'decapitation' row ahead of Euro clash with Poland
By Sportsmail Reporter
Polish daily newspaper Super Express has depicted Michael Ballack with his head chopped off
Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack has been caught up in a row between Poland
and Germany ahead of the European Championships after a newspaper depicted him
with his head chopped off.
Polish daily Super Express put together a spread showing Leo Beenhakker holding
the severed heads of Germany skipper Ballack and coach Joachim Low.
Ahead of the countries' meeting in Klagenfurt on Sunday, Poland coach
Beenhakker was told to "bring us their heads", which he has described as "sick".
UEFA are hoping the outrage created by the images will mark an end to the
matter.
A spokesman said: "We are aware of the pictures. It's not something we should
condone, people should be talking about the football.
"There is a healthy rivalry but there is a limit. We are hopeful the talking will be done on the pitch."
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Beenhakker was shocked at the images and told the Bild newspaper: "That is rubbish. It shows that all over the world there are sick people. I distance myself from it totally."
Super Express have also drawn heavy criticism from the Bundestag, the German
parliament.
Peter Danckert, chairman of the Bundestag's sport committee, said: "This
photo-montage is a scandal. I hope that the Polish government reacts
appropriately to it."
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Way Too Much Raised For Bronchitis Research
June 4, 2008
MINNEAPOLIS—The nonprofit organization Clean Airways announced Tuesday that it had raised the completely unnecessary sum of $140 million to further the study of bronchitis, a minor inflammation of the lungs which has claimed zero lives in 75 years and primarily affects smokers. "With this [ridiculous] amount of money, doctors will have the means to better understand bronchitis, and learn to treat it faster," Clean Airways spokeswoman Linda McDonald said about the marginal illness, which, unlike AIDS, cancer, or muscular dystrophy, usually clears up after two weeks. "Hopefully next year we can raise even more." Though McDonald did not comment on exactly how the record-breaking sum would be spent, she would not confirm or deny the possibility of simply purchasing 280 million bags of Halls orange-flavored mentholyptus cough drops.
Bin Laden Sends Belated Threat To Israel For 60th Birthday
June 3, 2008
JERUSALEM—In an unexpected act that Israeli president Shimon Peres called "thoughtful," al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden sent a belated threat to Israel Monday in honor of the Jewish state's 60th birthday. "Old fart!" read the front of the card in a font designed to look like ancient stone tablets. "Did you actually think I would forget my favorite infidels on their special day? Celebrate while you still can, dirty Zionist dogs!" bin Laden wrote under a caricature of a grinning al-Qaeda member wearing a birthday hat and a suicide belt, preparing to board a bus full of Israeli citizens. A visibly moved Peres told reporters he would return the gesture by sending a bouquet of a dozen F-15Is fighter jets to Lebanon next week.
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Ili brak, ili otkaz:
http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2008&mm=06&nav_id=302983
Mutanti - Putevi srca 2 (Mutantes - caminhos do coraçao)
http://www.rederecord.com.br/frameset.asp?prog=131
Stigao je nastavak "megapopularne" brazilske serije putevi srca. Sada je fokus jos vise prebacen na mutante tako da se dobije spoj The Lost + X Men + Jurassic park + sapunska opera :)
Evo i par snimaka :)
Zena pauk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tOXr9_sRWt4
Covek vatra
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XJQM09Dv_po
Dinosaurus
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G6xs_aEwyD0
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Disabilities downplayed for 'Britain's Missing Top Model' contestants
By KORIN MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
A bevy of beauties will get a chance to break into the modeling world thanks to a new U.K. TV show. Sounds like the same ol' catwalk contest, right? Well ... there's a catch.
'Britain's Missing Top Model' only features models with disabilities from around the world - including one from the U.S.. Among the eight lovely ladies who will duke it out onscreen are women without limbs, some who are partially paralyzed and one who is deaf.
The series, which debuts on BBC in July, reportedly aims to challenge the standard of beauty in the fashion industry.
"I went into this program thinking it was an adventure, rather than a path to a new career," contestant Jessica Kellgren-Hayes, who often uses a wheelchair to get around, told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper. "Although I don't want any of my dreams to be unattainable, I'm not sure if Britain is ready for a model with a disability."
U.K. Marie Claire editor Marie O'Riordan, who serves as a judge for "Missing Top Model," says she has high hopes for the show: "I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability. I want to see the winner shake up the fashion industry. These young women shouldn't be invisible to the fashion world just because they are disabled."
The winner will have a photo spread in British Marie Claire.
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I'll suck on your stump, Mistress! :o
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/meet_the_missing_models/meet_the_missing_models.html
Nisam znao gde ovo da okacim, pa ga evo ovde:
Top 15 Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html
Izvinjavam se ako je neko vec kacio negde na forumu, ali tako je urnebesno i neverovatno i urnebesno. :lol:
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ej, super je ovo! za malo da ne otvorim, misleći da se radi o panelima u smislu: tribina, promocija, okrugli sto... a ono – kvadrati stripa! :roll: :P :oops:
:!:
De ovo ide ?
QuoteZabrana pušenja na javnim mestima i u Holandiji
U kafićima od sada puše samo kanabis
Autor: T. Trikić | Foto: Beta/AP | 01.07.2008 - 06:00
Holandija od danas postaje deo sve šire zone bez duvanskog dima u Evropskoj uniji zbog uvođenja zabrane pušenja na javnim mestima. Iako su cigarete proterane, poznatim kofi šopovima i dalje će se širiti dim, ali od marihuane, koju su vlasti dozvolile, s tim da ne sme da se meša s duvanom.
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Holandija je, naime, jedina zemlja gde od 1976. zakon dozvoljava upotrebu kanabisa u oko 700 kafea sa specijalnom dozvolom, u koje najčešće zalaze turisti, posebno američki.
Ardžam Roskam, vlasnik kafea ,,Grin haus" u Amsterdamu, nije zabrinut zbog zabrane pušenja. Marihuana, koju on služi, osvojila je 31 nagradu ,,Kanabis kup", a među njegovim klijentima su holivudske zvezde, članovi evropskih kraljevskih porodica, pravnici, sudije, pa i policajci.
Marihuana je dozvoljena, ali samo čista - za mešanje droge sa duvanom vlasniku kafea pretiće kazna od čak 2.400 evra.
Novi zakon možda neće smanjiti konzumiranje marihuane, ali ako je suditi po iskustvima Velike Britanije, zasigurno će smanjiti broj pušača cigareta. Istraživanje sprovedeno u Engleskoj povodom godišnjice uvođenja zabrane pušenja na javnim mestima, pokazalo je da je čak 400.000 ljudi u tom periodu ostavilo duvan i da je popušena 2,1 milijarda cigareta manje. Rezultat bi, prema procenama stručnjaka, moglo biti 40.000 spasenih života bivših pušača u narednih deset godina.
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Istraživači su pratili 32.000 pušača pre i posle uvođenja zabrane. Za devet meseci pre stupanja zabrane na snagu, pušenje je ostavilo 1,6 odsto njih, a posle još devet meseci novih 5,5 odsto pušača se zauvek odreklo cigareta.
Profesor Robert Vest, autor istraživanja, kaže da nije očekivao da će zabrana imati tako ,,dramatičan efekat" i prognozira da, ako se ovaj trend nastavi, može biti ostvaren cilj da broj pušača u narednoj deceniji padne ispod 15 odsto od ukupnog broja stanovnika. Danas u Britaniji puši oko 22 odsto odraslih.
,,Podaci ukazuju na do sada najveći zabeleženi pad broja pušača, pri čemu u svim socijalnim grupama - među siromašnima, kao i među bogatima", precezira on.
Zabrana pušenja na javnim mestima stupila je na snagu u Engleskoj 1. jula prošle godine, posle duge političke bitke, dok je u Škotskoj na snazi od 26. marta 2006, a u Velsu od 2. aprila 2007.
Za poslednju godinu dana prodaja cigareta opala je za šest odsto, pokazuju podaci kompanije za istraživanje tržišta ,,Nilson". Za deset meseci, od jula 2007. do kraja aprila ove godine, u Engleskoj je prodato 1,93 milijarde cigareta manje, a 220.000 manje u Škotskoj. Prema rečima Džejka Šeferda, direktora ,,Nilsona", pored zabrane pušenja, na prodaju je uticala i zabrana prodaje mlađima od 18 godina.
Zabrana pušenje na javnim mestima uvedena je u Norveškoj, Švedskoj, Velikoj Britaniji, Španiji, Letoniji, Litvaniji, Estoniji, Francuskoj, Finskoj, Danskoj, Belgiji, Holandiji, na Malti i Islandu. Međutim, u većini ovih zemalja nije zabranjeno pušenje u barovima i restoranima.
Tokom 2004. godine, pušenje je zabranjeno na svim javnim mestima u Irskoj, uključujući i pabove. Italijani su od januara 2005. godine morali da se naviknu da na javnim mestima, kafeima i restoranima piju espreso bez cigarete. U Španiji, u ugostiteljskim objektima površine veće od 100 metara kvadratnih, potrebno je fizički odvojiti pušače od nepušača. U ostalim zemljama, vlasnici lokala odlučuju da li će biti zabranjeno pušenje.
Josh samo lepak da nam zabrane i da moz svi kolektivno da se ubijemo, mislim stvarno :roll: :cry:
Quote from: "Son of Man"za mešanje droge sa duvanom vlasniku kafea pretiće kazna od čak 2.400 evra
Sasvim ispravno i hvale vredno.
Two young men and a juvenile were charged in May in Houston with corpse abuse after they allegedly dug into a grave in a cemetery in the town of Humble, removed the head, and took it away in order to use it as a bong for smoking marijuana. [Houston Chronicle, 5-8- 08]
Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a hospital in Fort Worth, Texas, in May after an early-morning incident (alcohol was involved) in which he used a loaded handgun to scratch a hand-to-reach itch on his back and accidentally shot himself. [Dallas Morning News, 5-13-08]
Sud naredio roditeljima da promene ime svm detetu.
http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2008&mm=07&nav_id=310013
Pogledajte komentare, zabavniji su od same vesti.
Gruesome crime shocks Greek isle
By Malcolm Brabant
BBC News, Athens
Police on the Greek island of Santorini have shot and injured a knifeman who decapitated his girlfriend and walked around the streets with her head.
Terrified residents of the popular tourist island barricaded themselves into their homes and called the police.
The suspect, 35, was shot during a dramatic car chase in which he crashed into a motorbike and badly injured the rider and pillion passenger.
The crime is one of the most gruesome in Greece in recent memory.
Ricochet
The man reportedly beheaded his girlfriend, a teacher in her mid-to-late 20s, in the village of Vourvoulos, close to the island's capital, Thira, and then paraded with the head.
Speaking on Greek television, the local sub-prefect said the man attacked officers who tried to arrest him and slashed one policeman in the face.
The man threw the head into a patrol car and then stole a police jeep and tried to get away.
But after 400m the suspect slammed into a motorbike carrying two female doctors.
They were thrown into the air and badly hurt.
The police then opened fire and hit the alleged knifeman five times.
According to one eyewitness, one police bullet ricocheted off the road and hit a woman in the leg and jaw.
The suspect is said to have a history of jealousy and domestic violence.
The authorities say they are organising a military aircraft to fly the man and some of those he injured to undergo emergency surgery in Athens.
U jebote. Doktorke najebale ni krive ni dužne...
A moja žena juče bila baš na tom ostrvu. Moraću da joj kažem da se pod hitno vraća u majčicu Serbiju.
Quote6. avgust 2008.
BMW 130i 3d M
Predstavljamo vam BMW 130i M, automobil kojim se Novak Đoković vozio po Beogradu.
Najbolji srpski (i po mnogima, svetski) teniser verovatno ne bi sebi dozvolio da pogreši pri izboru automobila. Čovek koji je onako majstorski preslišao Rafaela Nadala na turniru u Sinsinatiju zaslužuje i dobija samo najbolje.
Bizaran uvod teksta o sportskom automobilu preuzet sa http://www.b92.net/automobili/vozili_smo.php?nav_id=311939 .
Vampire Bats Eyed For Venezuela Deaths
Experts Suspect 38 Deaths Caused By Rabies Outbreak Spread By Vampire Bat Bites
CARACAS, Venezuela, Aug. 8, 2008
(AP) At least 38 Warao Indians have died in remote villages in Venezuela, and medical experts suspect an outbreak of rabies spread by bites from vampire bats.
Laboratory investigations have yet to confirm the cause, but the symptoms point to rabies, according to two researchers from the University of California at Berkeley and other medical experts.
The two UC Berkeley researchers - the husband-and-wife team of anthropologist Charles Briggs and public health specialist Dr. Clara Mantini-Briggs - said the symptoms include fever, body pains, tingling in the feet followed by progressive paralysis, and an extreme fear of water. Victims tend to have convulsions and grow rigid before death.
Dr. Charles Rupprecht, chief of the rabies program at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta, agreed with their preliminary diagnosis.
"The history and clinical signs are compatible with rabies," Rupprecht told The Associated Press on Friday. "Prevention is straightforward: Prevent bites and vaccinate those at risk of bites."
Venezuelan health officials are investigating the outbreak and plan to distribute mosquito nets to prevent bat bites and send a medical boat to provide treatment in remote villages on the Orinoco River delta, Indigenous Peoples Minister Nicia Maldonado told the state-run Bolivarian News Agency on Thursday.
Outbreaks of rabies spread by vampire bats are a problem in various tropical areas of South America, including Brazil and Peru, Rupprecht said.
He said researchers suspect that in some cases environmental degradation - including mining, logging or dam construction projects - may also be contributing to rabies outbreaks.
"Vampire bats are very adaptable," Rupprecht said. And when their roosts are disrupted or their normal prey grow scarce, "Homo sapiens is a pretty easy meal."
More study is needed to confirm through blood or other samples from victims that it is the rabies virus in Venezuela, researchers say.
At least 38 Warao Indians have died since June 2007, and at least 16 have died since the start of June 2008, according to a report the Berkeley researchers and indigenous leaders provided to Venezuelan officials this week.
All victims died within two to seven days from the onset of symptoms, Briggs said.
One village, Mukuboina, lost eight of its roughly 80 inhabitants
all of them children, he said.
During a study trip Briggs and Mantini-Briggs made through 30 villages in the river delta, relatives said the victims had been bitten by bats. The couple have worked among the Warao in Delta Amacuro state for years and were invited by indigenous leaders to study the outbreak.
"It's a monster illness," said Tirso Gomez, a Warao traditional healer who said the indigenous group of more than 35,000 people has never experienced anything similar.
Another tropical medicine expert, Dr. Daniel Bausch of Tulane University in New Orleans, agreed the symptoms and accounts suggest rabies transmitted by bats, and if confirmed, "probably a vaccination campaign would be in order."
The common vampire bat, which feeds on mammals' blood, swoops down and generally approaches its sleeping prey on the ground. The bat then makes a small incision with its teeth, and an anticoagulant in its saliva keeps the blood flowing while it laps up its meal with its tongue.
The researchers in Venezuela have begun taking precautions. Mantini-Briggs, a Venezuelan former health official, said she started to wonder about her own health Friday while talking with biologist Omar Linares, a bat expert at Caracas' Simon Bolivar University.
She remembered there was blood on her sheet after sleeping in a hammock in a village two weeks ago. Initially she dismissed it as nothing important, but she also remembered her finger hurt that morning and that she saw two small red dots there.
Linares suggested she get rabies shots immediately.
"They're vaccinating me," Mantini-Briggs said. "I'm sure a bat bit me."
Jedan malo 'weird' domaći blog.
http://akrotomofilija.blogspot.com/
''Akrotomofilija je sklonost (seksualna, ali ne samo seksualna) prema osobama kojima nedostaje jedan ili više udova - koje su amputirci. Dakle, kada govorimo o muškarcima akrotomofilima, reč je o muškarcima kojima se naročito sviđaju žene bez noge ili bez ruke - amputirke. Njima su takve žene veoma lepe, šarmantne i sexy. Sasvim otvoreno rečeno, meni su se oduvek najviše sviđale žene koje nemaju nogu i zato želim da se oženim baš sa ženom kojoj je amputirana noga.''
Konachno - srodne dushe :!:
I ovo:
http://zajedno.googlepages.com/index.html
QuoteA bilo je i bljutavo-crnohumornih komentara, poput: "zamisli, vode ljubav, on joj digne onu jedinu nogu na rame a ona se preturi na drugu stranu" ili "još bolje da nema obe noge, onda može dok je j*** da je vrti kao helikopter". Ovo je, uzgred budi rečeno, prilično rasprostranjen oblik srpskog "humora" o amputirkama, na domaćim sajtovima specijalizovanim za viceve možete naći više sličnih "bisera" o ženama bez noge, a verovatno "najduhovitiji" je onaj o ženi bez obe noge okačenoj na granu.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :!:
Setih se ovog klasika:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106471/
Srodne indeed.
pamtite ovo kao jedan od retkih trenutaka kad sam poželeo da brišem postove i banujem ljude...
Srećom, uzdržao si se, inspirisan svetosavljem i duhom tolerancije.
tako je, svetosavljem i duhom tolerancije.
I nedostatkom satare u blizini. :lol:
Apotemnofilija? :?
TEMPLARI TUŽE VATIKAN!
QuoteThe Daily Telegraph reports that The Association of the Sovereign Order of the Temple of Christ has launched a court case in Spain, demanding Pope Benedict "recognise" the seizure of assets worth €100bn. The Spanish-based group of Templars apparently says in a statement: "We are not trying to cause the economic collapse of the Roman Catholic Church, but to illustrate to the court the magnitude of the plot against our Order." This might come as a surprise to those who believe that the order of warrior monks – also credited with possessing the Holy Grail and laying the foundation of the European banking system - was smashed in 1307 by Pope Clement V and Philip IV of France.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/04/knights_templar_pope/
:evil: :evil: :evil:
pa u pravu su templari, papa im je jebo kevu ONIH DANA!
ne znam cemu se DANAS nadaju...
to je ko ono, za 248 godina, kosovo ce opet biti srpsko! :P :( :o
Ko kaže da je "Kapetan Trips" virus koji umalo nije zbrisao čovečanstvo? (Pitanje je retoričko: znamo da to kaže Stiven King.) Umesto izmišljene pošasti, evo šta će nam zapravo doći glave: "Bela kuga..." :!:
CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen
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ATLANTA—Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Tuesday that despite continued efforts to halt the multistate outbreak of an intensely noxious, mayonnaise-borne virus, they have been unable to combat its deadly progress.
Public health officials warn that even just picking at the potato salad could be deadly.
The first known case of the viral strain, which thrives in the delicious, creamy environment of mixed egg yolks, vegetable oil, and vinegar, was recorded by the CDC just three weeks ago and may be the strongest and most infectious contagion ever detected in mayonnaise or a mayonnaise-related substance. The agency's leading scientists have determined the epicenter of the growing pandemic to be an infected roast beef sandwich in the St. Charles suburb of Chicago.
Despite the best efforts of the CDC, an estimated 40 million Americans have already been affected by what the media has dubbed the "White Plague."
"We have identified the popular condiment mayonnaise as the sole carrier of this highly contagious and deadly viral strain," said Dr. Julie L. Gerberding, director of the CDC. "There is no known cure, and for now, all citizens must seriously examine their mayo-eating habits in order to avoid contracting the disease. Maybe you could try eating your turkey club with mustard, or perhaps a small helping of relish."
"Most importantly, do not panic," Gerberding continued. "We assure you that normal mayonnaise consumption will resume as soon as we clear the dead and contain this lethal pathogen."
According to information released by the CDC to all major television and radio stations, ingestion of the mayonnaise-borne virus results in shooting body pains, headaches, fevers, internal bleeding, abnormal gait, loss of muscle control, dementia, and, in its final stages, a slight decrease in one's desire to consume mayonnaise. Death generally occurs within 48 hours, by which time the virus has completely liquefied the host's gastrointestinal tract.
Although officials originally hoped direct appeals to the American public would curtail the spread, two simultaneous educational campaigns and a series of warning labels have proved ineffective, and experts are now estimating the that death toll will surpass 100,000.
"All citizens within the affected zones please be advised: If you absolutely have to put mayonnaise in your potato salad, at least use a clean knife," said Gerberding, specifically referring to those living in Iowa, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Virginia, and Pennsylvania—the region commonly known as the "Mayo Belt." "And I cannot stress this enough: If a glob of mayo comes in contact with your skin, do not lick it off."
Gerberding also cautioned that there is no "safe" mayonnaise, and that adding flavors such as chipotle will not counteract the virus's effect.
Thus far, the public seems unfazed by the rapidly disseminating, initially tasty pathogen, with many brave citizens saying they will continue buying and consuming the condiment regardless of its potential health risks.
"I don't want a dry sandwich," said Salt Lake City native Scott Hagens, 42. "That's no way to eat."
"If I get it, I get it," said Louisville resident Debra Rothman, 56. "I'm not going to change my whole life around every time they come on TV and say something is bad for you."
With the virus claiming more victims each day, the CDC has utilized all available outlets to urge citizens to avoid such mayonnaise-heavy foods as deviled eggs, tuna salad, and coleslaw. But new figures suggest the rampant media images of mayo-enhanced products may have backfired. Sales of the creamy sandwich topping have increased 55 percent since the public service announcements began.
"Thankfully we didn't warn people not to eat spoonfuls of mayo straight out of the jar," one anonymous CDC official said.
As the nation's top microbiologists feverishly work to develop a vaccine for the virus, they continue to face setbacks, as many of the mayonnaise samples procured for analysis have disappeared from the laboratory. Fortunately, doctors have found some success using heavy doses of antibiotics to combat the virulent disease.
"Left unchecked, Hellmansviridae could potentially wipe out all human life in North America by the end of lunch on Friday," said Dr. Derek Patterson, an infectious disease specialist. "But tests show it can be treated with antibiotics when patients reduce their daily intake of mayonnaise to three tablespoons or less per 12 hours."
"Sadly, only one in 100 Americans has effectively been able to reduce personal mayo consumption to these levels," Patterson added.
Upon successful development of a vaccine, CDC officials had planned to administer the preventative treatment through a hummus-based delivery system, but initial testing showed high levels of human resistance to any potential medicinal chickpea spread. The public health organization is now seeking FDA approval for a mayo-based mayo vaccine.
"I pray my colleagues will be able to find a cure before it's too late," Dr. Gerberding said. "But, at the moment, it seems all we can hope for is a Miracle Whip."
Ljudska glava u plastičnoj kesi u Bulevaru kralja Aleksandra
Izvor: Beta |21. avgust 2008. 18:16:04
BEOGRAD, 21. avgusta 2008. (Beta) - Policija je danas oko 15 sati u Beogradu u Bulevaru kralja Aleksandra, kod broja 318, našla ljudsku glavu u plastičnoj kesi, rečeno je agenciji Beta u Ministarstvu unutrašnjih poslova. Glava je nađena na trotoaru. Policija vrši uviđaj na licu mesta. Ljudska glava će u sklopu istrage biti preneta u Institut za sudsku medicinu.
...malo više (iz sutrašnjih Večernjih novosti) o istom ...
Odsečena glava na trotoaru
ODSEČENU glavu nepoznatog muškarca, u crnoj plastičnoj kesi, pronašao je u četvrtak oko 14.30 reporter "Večernjih novosti". Kesa je bila ostavljena na trotoaru u Bulevaru kralja Aleksandra kod broja 318. Jedan od policajaca prepoznao je žrtvu koja je odranije poznata pripadnicima MUP.
Ova bizarna misterija počela je nakon anonimnog poziva upućenog redakciji "Večernjih novosti", u četvrtak oko 14 časova.
- Ako želite da slikate nešto strašno, na desetak metara od radnje "Atina" u Bulevaru kralja Aleksandra 318 nalazi se kesa sa odsečenom ljudskom glavom - rekao je dubok mlađi muški glas.
Pričao je brzo i zadihano.
- Ne smem više da govorim - dodao je i spustio slušalicu.
Na navedenom mestu naizgled se nije dešavalo ništa neobično. Ipak, kesa se nalazila tamo gde je muški glas i rekao - svega desetak metara od zgrade, između dva parkirana automobila, nadomak tramvajskih šina.
Novinar "Novosti" nije primetio tragove krvi, niti je osetio neprijatan miris. Uveren da je reč o neslanoj šali, podigao je kesu iz koje je ispala - odsečena glava.
Nepodnošljiv smrad istog trena se raširio dok je pozelenela i naduvena glava ležala na pločniku. Odmah je obaveštena i policija, koja je stigla za desetak minuta.
I pre nego što je policija došla, oko misteriozne glave okupilo se više od dvadeset znatiželjnih građana. Mnogi su prišli da vide šta se desilo, ali ih je jeziv prizor - odbijao. Sa gađenjem na licu, jedva suzdržavajući nagon za povraćanjem, ubrzano su se odmicali od glave.
- Moj pas je dva dana njuškao oko te kese, ali mi nije ni palo na pamet šta bi u njoj moglo da se nalazi - pričala je stanarka iz susedne zgrade, žurno se udaljavajući.
Kada su pripadnici MUP shvatili da nije reč o neslanoj šali, odmah su naredili građanima da se udalje.
Uskoro su počele da pristižu ekipe forenzičara. Jedni su ispitivali svedoke, drugi fotografisali, treći uzimali otiske i tragove DNK. Da nije bilo nepodnošljivog smrada koji je "štipao", sve bi izgledalo kao set neke kriminalističke serije.
- Svašta smo viđali, ali ovo je strašnije od svakog filma - komentarisali su forenzičari. - Nikad dosad se nije desilo da neko dojavi novinarima gde se nalazi leš, a kamoli odrubljena glava.
Kako "Novosti" nezvanično saznaju, jedan od policajaca koji je došao na mesto događaja, prepoznao je žrtvu. Iako nije mogao biti siguran zbog stanja u kom se glava nalazila, on je sumnjao da je reč o mlađem muškarcu koji je odranije poznat policiji.
Policajci se nadaju da će im u rešavanju misterije pomoći i identifikacija anonimnog poziva upućenog našem listu. Važan dokaz je i kesa za koju se policajci nadaju da će na njoj pronaći otiske ili tragove DNK koji ih mogu odvesti do počinioca. Gde se nalazi telo, i dalje je misterija.
JOŠ VAS NEMA?
TEK što je naš novinar krenuo tragom anonimnog poziva na mesto gde se nalazila glava, telefon je opet zazvonio.
- Još vas nema? - začuo se zadihan muški glas.
U pozadini se čuo žamor, a veza se, pre nego što je naš reporter uspeo da progovori - prekinula.
(https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blic.co.yu%2F_customfiles%2FImage%2Fslike%2F2008%2F08_avgust%2F22%2Ftema%2Fglava_v.jpg&hash=007922ec1d1dfcc7af88cc96ebeb4727daab41ec)
:D
Šumski Platon strahuje samo od gromova
Milija Stojanović više od deset godina živi u kolibi na drvetu, sakrivenoj duboko u šumi u selu Cerovac kod Blaca
Cerovac – Šumoviti predeo sela Cerovac, udaljenog oko 18 kilometara od Blaca, čini oko 10 kuća, od kojih je jedna posebno interesantna – izgrađena je na drvetu, tačnije postavljena između dva stabla i podignuta nekoliko metara iznad zemlje. Šum planinske reke Golice, koja tuda protiče, naveo je Miliju Stojanovića da baš tu podigne kolibu, a na traženje zaklona podno planine Požar naterale su ga pre svega ljubavne muke.
– Dva su razloga bila da se 1996. godine vratim iz Skoplja u rodno selo Drešnicu, gde i danas imam kuću u kojoj stanujem preko zime. Prvi je politička situacija, kriza i ratovi devedesetih, a drugi je neuzvraćena ljubav. Ipak, prevagnuo je ovaj drugi, pa sam pobegao ovde razočaran što žena koju sam voleo nije gajila ista osećanja prema meni – priča Milija koga su njegovi zemljaci još u detinjstvu prozvali Mice iz Drešnice.
Sakriven duboko u šumi bez struje i vode on veselo provodi svoje dane, a u obližnjem selu Donje Grgurevo znaju ga i stari i mladi jer Mice rado prima goste. Zatekli smo ga okruženog prijateljima koji često svraćaju kod njega: Draženom Timotijevićem, lekarom koji radi u bolnici u Smederevskoj Palanci, i Hranislavom Tanaskovićem, predsednikom mesne zajednice. Ovde, u krilu prirode, na čistom vazduhu, u tišini hrastova i grabića čovek brzo otvori dušu i kaže sve što mu je na srcu, a u Micetu ima dobrog slušaoca i mudrog sagovornika. Poznanici kažu da je u školi bio jedan od najboljih đaka i da od njega uvek čuju poneku mudrost.
– Sedimo satima Mice i ja i filozofiramo o životu, polemišemo, ćaskamo. Nikakva buka ne dopire do nas, samo zvuci prirode, pa je meni to odmor za srce i dušu – priča Timotijević.
Platon iz šume, kako ga još zovu meštani okolnih sela, otkriva da je odmalena voleo prirodu, da poštuje samo njene zakone, a vreme prekraćuje loveći ribice i račiće kojima se hrani, berući pečurke, izležavajući se na suncu i čitajući knjige.
– Dostojevski je negde napisao da čovek posle šezdesete godine ne treba više da čita, pa zamalo da i ja prestanem, ali sam se, ipak, predomislio i prekršio to pravilo. Volim ruske pisce, ali i sve drugo što mi padne pod ruku rado pročitam. To mi je najlepši poklon – knjiga, mada volim da uz nju dobijem i lepu košulju – priča sa osmehom Mice.
Osim usmene, Micetu od ruke ide i pisana reč. Ljubavne patnje naterale su ga da svoja osećanja pretoči u poeziju, tačnije sonete. Osim ženama, stihove je posvetio ocu koji je poginuo u ratu 1941. godine i majci. Recituje iz glave, spontano, baš kako mu i nadolaze reči pesama.
,,Šta je život bez mora galebu, i sokolu bez tvrdog kamena. Ona i samo ona i nijedna druga, da si moja nek objave zvona!", recituje Mice dok posprema svoju šumsku kolibu.
Kućne poslove očas posla obavi jer pokućstva nema mnogo: tanjir i pribor za jelo, glineni sud za pečenje, odeća koja umesto u ormaru visi na granama drveća. Šumski filozof kaže da mu više ne treba, a sa posebnim ponosom pokazuje svoj ,,špajz" – izdubljeno drveno stablo sa poklopcem, odnosno lupnju. Nikakav miš, zmija ili insekt ne može tu da se uvuče, a Mice objašnjava da je ovaj drveni sud star više od 100 godina i da je odvajkada bio deo porodičnog domaćinstva.
– Živim u šumi po hajdučki – od Đurđevdana do Mitrovdana, a kada nisam ovde odem do svoje kuće u selu. Ničega se ne bojim a video sam u šumi divlje svinje i lisice. Jedino sam se istinski prepao kada je početkom meseca udarila oluja i kada su gromovi počeli da biju, pucalo je i sevalo na sve strane. Ja nisam imao kud, jer nisam mogao da bežim u selo. Ima oko pet kilometara do Gornjeg Grgura, daleko je to po onom pljusku. Tako sam se šćućurio u kolibi i nadao se da će me Bog sačuvati – seća se Mice tog olujnog dana.
Iako je razgovorljiv, oštrouman i spretno se snalazi u diskusijama na razne teme, ne voli da bistri politiku. Televizor i tranzistor mu uopšte ne nedostaju, ali zato redovno prati dnevne novine – od 1986. godine čita ,,Politiku".
– Nemojte da napišete da sam asketa, jer nisam. Volim društvo, dobro vino, a priznajem da mi i danas srce zaigra kada vidim lepu ženu – obešenjački otkriva Mice.
http://www.politika.co.yu/rubrike/Drustvo/Sumski-Platon-strahuje-samo-od-gromova.lt.html
Ahhh, Orson Skot Kard in ful efekt:
http://mormontimes.com/ME_blogs.php?id=1586
Mislm, ja sam protiv svakog braka, pa i homoseksualnog, ali ovo je faking hilarijs:
State job is not to redefine marriage
By Orson Scott Card
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Published: Thursday, Jul. 24, 2008
The first and greatest threat from court decisions in California and Massachusetts, giving legal recognition to "gay marriage," is that it marks the end of democracy in America.
These judges are making new law without any democratic process; in fact, their decisions are striking down laws enacted by majority vote.
The pretext is that state constitutions require it -- but it is absurd to claim that these constitutions require marriage to be defined in ways that were unthinkable through all of human history until the past 15 years. And it is offensive to expect us to believe this obvious fiction.
It is such an obvious overreach by judges, far beyond any rational definition of their authority, that even those who support the outcome of the decisions should be horrified by the means.
We already know where these decisions lead. We have seen it with the court decisions legalizing abortion. At first, it was only early abortions; within a few years, though, any abortion up to the killing of a viable baby in mid-birth was made legal.
Not only that, but the courts upheld obviously unconstitutional limitations on free speech and public assembly: It is now illegal even to kneel and pray in front of a clinic that performs abortions.
Do not suppose for a moment that the "gay marriage" diktats will not be supported by methods just as undemocratic, unconstitutional and intolerant.
Already in several states, there are textbooks for children in the earliest grades that show "gay marriages" as normal. How long do you think it will be before such textbooks become mandatory -- and parents have no way to opt out of having their children taught from them?
And if you choose to home-school your children so they are not propagandized with the "normality" of "gay marriage," you will find more states trying to do as California is doing -- making it illegal to take your children out of the propaganda mill that our schools are rapidly becoming.
How dangerous is this, politically? Please remember that for the mildest of comments critical of the political agenda of homosexual activists, I have been called a "homophobe" for years.
This is a term that was invented to describe people with a pathological fear of homosexuals -- the kind of people who engage in acts of violence against gays. But the term was immediately extended to apply to anyone who opposed the homosexual activist agenda in any way.
A term that has mental-health implications (homophobe) is now routinely applied to anyone who deviates from the politically correct line. How long before opposing gay marriage, or refusing to recognize it, gets you officially classified as "mentally ill"?
Remember how rapidly gay marriage has become a requirement. When gay rights were being enforced by the courts back in the '70s and '80s, we were repeatedly told by all the proponents of gay rights that they would never attempt to legalize gay marriage.
It took about 15 minutes for that promise to be broken.
And you can guess how long it will now take before any group that speaks against "gay marriage" being identical to marriage will be attacked using the same tools that have been used against anti-abortion groups -- RICO laws, for instance.
Here's the irony: There is no branch of government with the authority to redefine marriage. Marriage is older than government. Its meaning is universal: It is the permanent or semipermanent bond between a man and a woman, establishing responsibilities between the couple and any children that ensue.
The laws concerning marriage did not create marriage, they merely attempted to solve problems in such areas as inheritance, property, paternity, divorce, adoption and so on.
If the government passed a law declaring that grey was now green, and asphalt was specifically designated as a botanical organism, would that make all our streets into "greenery" and all our parking lots into "parks"?
If a court declared that from now on, "blind" and "sighted" would be synonyms, would that mean that it would be safe for blind people to drive cars?
No matter how sexually attracted a man might be toward other men, or a woman toward other women, and no matter how close the bonds of affection and friendship might be within same-sex couples, there is no act of court or Congress that can make these relationships the same as the coupling between a man and a woman.
This is a permanent fact of nature.
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There is no natural method by which two males or two females can create offspring in which both partners contribute genetically. This is not subject to legislation, let alone fashionable opinion.
Human beings are part of a long mammalian tradition of heterosexuality. No parthenogenic test tube procedure can alter what we, by nature, are. No surgery, no hormone injections, can change X to Y or make the distinction nonexistent.
That a few individuals suffer from tragic genetic mixups does not affect the differences between genetically distinct males and females.
That many individuals suffer from sex-role dysfunctions does not change the fact that only heterosexual mating can result in families where a father and a mother collaborate in rearing children that share a genetic contribution from both parents.
Married people are doing something that is very, very hard -- to combine the lives of a male and female, with all their physical and personality differences, into a stable relationship that persists across time.
When they are able to create children together, married people then provide the role models for those children to learn how to become a man or a woman, and what to expect of their spouse when they themselves marry.
When a heterosexual couple cannot have children, their faithful marriage still affirms, in the eyes of other people's children, the universality of the pattern of marriage.
When a heterosexual couple adopts children who are not their genetic offspring, they affirm the pattern of marriage and generously confer its blessings on children who might otherwise have been deprived of its benefits.
Some marriages are better than others; some fail utterly because of the malfeasance of one or both of the partners.
That only makes it all the more vital that the whole society combine to help husbands and wives succeed at marriage.
We need the same public protection of marriage that we have of property. If we did not all agree that people continue to own things that are not in their immediate possession, then you could not reasonably expect to come home and find your house unoccupied.
We agree, by law, to make it a crime to take what belongs to others -- even when you need it more than they do. Every aspect of our lives is affected by this, and not for a moment could a society exist that did not protect the right of property.
If property rights were utterly abolished, and you could own nothing, you would leave that society as quickly as possible -- or create a new society that agreed to respect each other's property rights and protected them from outsiders who would attempt to take away your property.
Marriage is, if anything, more vital, more central, than property.
Husbands need to have the whole society agree that when they marry, their wives are off limits to all other males. He has a right to trust that all his wife's children would be his.
Wives need to have the whole society agree that when they marry, their husband is off limits to all other females. All of his protection and earning power will be devoted to her and her children, and will not be divided with other women and their children.
These two premises are so basic that they preexist any known government. In most societies through history, failure to live up to these commitments has led to extreme social sanctions -- even, in many cases, death.
What used to be informally protected by the customs of villages and tribes is now supposedly protected by governments and laws.
Only when the marriage of heterosexuals has the support of the whole society can we have our best hope of raising each new generation to aspire to continue our civilization -- including the custom of marriage.
Seen in this context, we are fools if we think "gay marriage" is the first or even the worst threat to marriage.
We heterosexuals have put marriage in such a state that it's a wonder homosexuals would even aspire to call their unions by that name.
Divorce is "no-fault," easily obtained on any pretext.
A vast number of unmarried men and women have such contempt for marriage that they share bed and home without asking for any formal recognition by society.
In an era when birth control and abortion make childbearing completely optional, the number of out-of-wedlock births shows the contempt that many women have for marriage.
Yet most of these single mothers still demand that the man they chose not to marry before having sex with him provide financial support for them and their children -- while denying the man any of the rights and protections of marriage.
Men routinely discard wives and children to follow the nearly universal male biological desire for diversity in mating. Adultery is now openly expected of men, even if faithful wives deplore it.
With "gay marriage," the last shreds of meaning will be stripped away from marriage, with homosexuals finishing what faithless, selfish heterosexuals have begun.
Marriage, to be worth preserving, needs to mean not just something, but everything.
Faithful sexual monogamy, persistence until death, male protection and providence for wife and children, female loyalty to children and husband, and parental discretion in child-rearing.
If government is going to meddle in this, it had better be to support marriage in general while providing protection for those caught in truly destructive marriages.
Because when government is the enemy of marriage, then the people who are actually creating successful marriages have no choice but to change governments, by whatever means is made possible or necessary.
Society gains no benefit whatsoever (except for a momentary warm feeling about how "fair" and "compassionate" we are) from renaming homosexual liaisons and friendships as marriage.
Married people attempting to raise children with the hope that they, in turn, will be reproductively successful, have every reason to oppose the normalization of homosexual unions.
It's about grandchildren. That's what all life is about. It's not enough just to spawn -- your offspring must grow up in circumstances that will maximize their reproductive opportunities.
Why should married people feel the slightest loyalty to a government or society that are conspiring to encourage reproductive and/or marital dysfunction in their children?
Why should married people tolerate the interference of such a government or society in their family life?
If America becomes a place where our children are taken from us by law and forced to attend schools where they are taught that cohabitation is as good as marriage, that motherhood doesn't require a husband or father, and that homosexuality is as valid a choice as heterosexuality for their future lives, then why in the world should married people continue to accept the authority of such a government?
What these dictator-judges do not seem to understand is that their authority extends only as far as people choose to obey them.
How long before married people answer the dictators thus: Regardless of law, marriage has only one definition, and any government that attempts to change it is my mortal enemy. I will act to destroy that government and bring it down, so it can be replaced with a government that will respect and support marriage, and help me raise my children in a society where they will expect to marry in their turn.
Biological imperatives trump laws. American government cannot fight against marriage and hope to endure. If the Constitution is defined in such a way as to destroy the privileged position of marriage, it is that insane Constitution, not marriage, that will die.
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ovaj kard se kandidovao za počasnog člana šekijeve radikalske partije.
budući da sam i sam protivnik SVAKOG braka, jedine reči u ovoj dijatribi s kojima se slažem su:
"We heterosexuals have put marriage in such a state that it's a wonder homosexuals would even aspire to call their unions by that name."
zaista, 95% amera koje sam upoznao imaju neke sjebane bračne priče: il su već u svom II il III braku, il su sveže razvedeni, il u procesu razvoda... zapravo, upoznao sam samo jednu osobu koja je u višedecenijskom braku sa svojim prvim i jedinim bračnim partnerom!
drugim rečima, ne vidim što bi se gejevi uopšte borili za pravo na taj brak, sem krajnje suvo-materijalno-legalnih (nasledstvo, pravo na zajedničku imovinu i sl.).
a pitam se –pošto nisam pravnik- zar se te materijalno-ostavinske rabote ne mogu odraditi i bez odlaska pred matičara? zar jedan ljubavnik ne može drugome da prepiše šta već želi nekim običnim ugovorom, testamentom i sl?...
Koliko ja znam, može. Mislim da je tendencija da se (ne samo u Americi, već svugdje) vanbračne zajednice izjednače sa bračnim. Stoga, i meni je misterija zašto se toliko tarzanaju da im se prizna pravo na nešto što nema apsolutno nikakvog značaja, osim ako je čovjek religiozan.
Quote from: "Harvester"Koliko ja znam, može. Mislim da je tendencija da se (ne samo u Americi, već svugdje) vanbračne zajednice izjednače sa bračnim. Stoga, i meni je misterija zašto se toliko tarzanaju da im se prizna pravo na nešto što nema apsolutno nikakvog značaja, osim ako je čovjek religiozan.
vidiš, nešto razmišljam, možda ipak ima razloga za neku vrstu braka.
jedan mogući primer: recimo da 2 momka (nazovimo ih Gin i Kun, radi jasnoće primera), žive zajedno.
i sad, odu oni u knjižaru i svidi im se neka knjiga. kupe 1 primerak. on je sad zajednički, nebitno ko je platio.
ali, kako to ponekad biva, Gin i Kun se posvađaju i odu svako na svoju stranu, to meet other people.
e, sad, postavlja se pitanje: ČIJA JE KNJIGA?
u neregulisanim uslovima (npr. kad bi Gin i Kun živeli u srbiji), knjiga bi ostala kod onoga kod koga se zatekla u trenu raskida, i onaj drugi ne bi ništa mogao da učini tim povodom, ma koliko voleo tu knjigu, pa makar i baš on bio taj koji je u konkretnom slučaju posegao u svoj džep.
ali, da je to bio gay brak, mogla bi se zahtevati i zakonski sprovesti (ako zatreba) podela zajednički kupljenih knjiga, i onda bi i Gin i Kun dobili pravedno raspodeljene knjige.
naravno, zameniti 'knjiga' sa 'stan', 'auto', 'vikendica na selu' i sl. i onda shvatiš da možda ima nešto i u tom braku, čisto zato što su ljudi generalno stoka, bili hetero, homo ili bi, i zato je poželjno imati neki papir koji ti garantuje neka prava onda kada 'dragi/a' postane 'stoka'.
Modesto man tries to amputate own arm
Sun Aug 31, 2:34 PM ET
MODESTO, Calif. - Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action. ADVERTISEMENT
Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny's restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.
They say that when that knife didn't work Lasiter took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.
Police Sgt. Brian Findlen says Lasiter told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection.
Lasiter was taken to a hospital for treatment of severe cuts.
The Denny's closed for the night.
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Šmrkanje je majka.
Quote from: "DušMan"Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny's restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.
Hm...ta 33. godina zeshce zajebana kolko ja vidim :shock:
Nista nije sluchajno, al' znachi nishta... :?:
Tema nije baš za ovaj topik, al da ne otvaram nov....
Dakle, da izvinu finiji članovi ovog foruma ali ovi Britanci ispadoše teške pičketine. Posle svega će Gary McKinnon biti izručen Americi. Njegov greh? Upao je u američku armijsku kompjutersku mrežu jedne večeri tražeći podatke o UFO slučajevima pošto je UFO i conspiracy theory buff, tu se zezao par sati, naduvan i srećan i izašao ostavivši poruku da je bio tu. Sećam se da sam na slashdotu čitao o ovome pre par godina (http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/06/2013234)i da je često mišljenje bilo da bi američka vojska trebalo da mu da nagradu što nije napravio nikakvu štetu a otkrio im manjkavosti njihovog sistema sigurnosti.
Ooooh, ali to bi bilo u nekom drugom svetu. Ovde je on optužen za terorizam i traženo je izručenje od Britanije, koje se danas konačno i dogodilo:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20080902/tuk-hacker-distraught-at-extradition-6323e80.html
QuoteA British computer expert accused of hacking into American military systems was in a "distraught" state as he awaited extradition to the US, his family and friends said.
Gary McKinnon, 42, who claimed he was looking for UFO files, has lost a string of legal battles against his extradition, culminating in a failed last-ditch appeal at the European Court of Human Rights last month.
His parents and girlfriend joined supporters in London for a demonstration outside the Home Office, calling on the Government to prevent him from being handed over to American authorities.
Mr McKinnon, an unemployed systems analyst from Wood Green, north London, admits accessing 97 US Navy, Army, Nasa and Pentagon computers, but he said he was motivated by curiosity and only got in because of lax security.
The US government said he stole passwords and deleted files. Glasgow-born Mr McKinnon faces up to 70 years in prison if he is found guilty.
Lucy Clarke, who has been with Mr McKinnon for the last three and a half years, said: "He is a broken man - he is distraught and very scared. All we can do is wait. The whole family has been living in terror."
Miss Clarke, 37, who works as a secretary, said she hoped the action would raise public awareness of his plight and highlight the "one-sided" nature of the extradition treaty.
Demonstrators wore T-shirts stating "Give Gary McKinnon a Fair Trial", chanted and held up placards with messages such as "No Evidence Required, No Justice Required" and "UK Law for UK Citizens".
His father, Charlie McKinnon, travelled from his Glasgow home to support his son.
The 63-year-old scaffolder said: "I don't want him to go to America. There is no hope for him to face a fair trial there - they have made up their minds."
Dakle, da stavim stvari u perspektivu: Britanija izručuje svog građanina drugoj državi gde ga potencijalno čeka kazna do sedamdeset godina robije za zločin (prekršaj? rekli bi mi) u kome niko nije oštećen.
Znam da bi trebalo da se nerviram zbog malo ozbiljnijih stvari u životu, Kosovo, kurac palac ovo ono, ali evo, ovo me sad dovodi do ludila od gneva.
Kakve ljigave poltronske smradine. U potpunosti dijelim tvoje gnušanje nad ovim činom.
(Actually, da je Srbija izručila nekog svog građanina ne bi bilo ništa čudno. Ali fakat da je u pitanju Velika Britanija opravdava postavljanje linka upravo na ovom topiku.)
Zapravo, ovo je otprilike ekvivalentno sljedećem slučaju:
Ostaviš otključan sef u kojem imaš milion dolara. Dođe neki tamo čovjek, otvori sef, zaviri unutra, razgleda pare, ne uzme ništa i ostavi poruku "Sef ti je otključan, ovde je bio taj-i-taj". I onda tog-i-tog strpaju u zatvor na sedamdes godina :x
Otprilike tako. Mislim, ne branim da je u pitanju prekršaj ali zaista, zar za prekršaj u kome niko nije oštećen da prete kaznom većom nego za šta ja znam, ubistvo, silovanje i slično... Najviše od svega me jedi britanski pristanak...
Pridružujem se gnušanju propo sad već uobičajene, ali zato ništa manje jezive i zabrinjavajuće USA "marljivosti" u borbi protiv terorizma (samo neka tako nastave i teroristi će moći da se opušteno zavale i posmatraju kako ameri odrađuju sav posao umesto njih); međutim, još gore od toga je reakcija britanskih vlasti, koji su, ako sam dobro shvatio, izašle u susret amerima bez da su postavili ijedno pitanje. Izgleda da sumanuti zaplet filma Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay i nije toliko daleko od realnosti...
Quote from: "Milosh"Izgleda da sumanuti zaplet filma Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay i nije toliko daleko od realnosti...
al tachno taj rad :roll:
Fuk Mi, još nisam pogledo Harolda i Kumara! Valja li to čemu? Prvi dio je bio odličan.
Prvi deo zaista predobar, drugi samo u sluchaju teshkog overdoza marihuaninim produktima, jer su momci uvatili pa rezishli da mu ga solo daju po reziji a bash im ne ide, ali nije loshe pogledati (naravno navaren) ja jbga gledo strejt pa mi nije bio neshto... :(
Quote from: "Harvester"Fuk Mi, još nisam pogledo Harolda i Kumara! Valja li to čemu? Prvi dio je bio odličan.
Ako ti se svideo prvi deo, drugi je praktično more of the same, znači apsolutna preporuka...
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Najniži čovek na svetu He Pingping, iz Mongolije, visok, tj nizak 74.61 cm i žena sa najdužim nogama na svetu, ruskinja Svetlana Pankratova visoka 196 cm od čega je 132 cm u nogama, poziraju u Londonu, na promociji Guinness Book of World Records za 2009. godinu
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Ovaj "cova" bi mogao biti iskoriscen u slucaju rimejka The Brood.
The Brood je savršen film i ne treba mu rimejk.
Quote from: "Harvester"The Brood je savršen film i ne treba mu rimejk.
to su govorili i za TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE i za HALLOWEEN, pa vidi šta je bilo...
QuoteTALLINN, Estonia (AFP) - Eleven suspects have been charged over a smuggling operation to pump vodka from Russia to Estonia via a two kilometre (one-mile) underwater pipeline, Estonian prosecutors said Tuesday.
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"It might sound weird and unbelievable but it's a very real criminal case," Mari Luuk, spokeswoman for the Estonian Viru Circuit Prosecutor's Office told AFP.
She said the 11, who included Russians and Estonians, were likely to go on trial soon and faced up to five years in prison if convicted.
The illegal pipeline was submerged in a water reservoir located between Russia and Estonia near the north-eastern Estonian border town of Narva.
The operation was profitable as the price of vodka in Russia is nearly one third cheaper than in Estonia, a member of the European Union since May 2004.
The illegal pipeline was discovered by Estonian tax and customs department officials in November 2004 after tax department officials found 1,159 litres of illegal alcohol in a truck in Estonia's capital Tallinn.
Police records show the four main organisers of the smuggling operation, all ethnic Russians, had used the pipeline between August and November 2004.
According to prosecutors the men had pumped at least 6,200 litres of illegal spirit to Estonia, avoiding paying 57,000 euros (900,000 Estonian Crowns) in excise duty.
"The investigation also revealed that the men had tried to sell some of the alcohol in Tallinn in early November 2004 but the quality of the spirit was too bad and no buyers were found. They then transported their cargo back to Narva and later managed to sell it in Tartu, the second largest town in Estonia," Luuk said.
A similar vodka-pipeline between Russia and Estonia was discovered in the Narva river by Estonian border guards in 2006. "That time the pipeline was discovered before it was in use," Luuk added.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080916/od_afp/estoniarussiacrimealcoholoffbeat_080916160538
U ventilacionom otvoru zgrade - uginuo konj
21. septembar 2008. | 02:44
PROKUPLJE - Stanari najvećeg prokupačkog solitera u Jug Bogdanovoj 119 posle nekoliko dana uspeli sa da otkriju uzrok nesnosnog smrada u njihovoj zgradi - a to je uginuli konj u prostoriji za ventilaciju.
"Ne znamo kako se životinja tu našla, ali od nadležnih službi još niko ne preduzima ništa iako smo ih već nekoliko puta zvali", rekao je Tanjugu stanar zgrade Zoran Cvetković.
Inače, u tom soliteru je sedište privatne televizije "Top tri", Muzičke škole, a i nekoliko stranaka - Liberalno-demokratske partije, Nove i jedinstvene Srbije.
Radnici u televiziji rekli su Tanjugu da danima rade sa maramicama na nosu i ustima.
Kuku......
mafija, shto neko reche, samo kontam mrzelo ih da seku konju glavu i da nose na ko zna koji sprat pa lepo samo nabili konja u tu rupu...hm...poruka celoj zgradi mozda ? :P
Mozda gradjevinska mafija jbotebogcelavisabradom ?! :shock:
Oce rushe soliter mozda grade kineski trzni ?! :cry:
sine, ljubi te ucitelj!
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YouTube bans some weapons footage
YouTube web page
YouTube says it is responding to particular concerns in the UK
YouTube is to ban footage showing weapons being used to intimidate people on its website in the UK.
The new policy was being introduced because of "particular concern" in Britain over the subject, the site's owners, Google, said.
MPs criticised video-sharing websites, including YouTube, in July, saying they should be doing more to vet content.
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith welcomed the YouTube ban and called on other internet sites to follow suit.
YouTube said the introduction of the new rule on weapons and intimidation would be the first time the site had made a policy change targeted specifically at the UK.
We recognise that there has been particular concern over videos in the UK that involve showing weapons with the aim of intimidation
YouTube spokesman
Direct threatening of any groups or individuals has always been banned worldwide, but a spokesman for YouTube said it was necessary to reflect "local laws and sensitivities" in countries viewing the "diverse content posted by users" as the site's community evolved.
For instance, there are already some other country-specific rules, including a ban on Nazi-related footage in Germany.
The move comes amid growing concern about knife and gun crime among young people in the UK.
"We recognise that there has been particular concern over videos in the UK that involve showing weapons with the aim of intimidation, and this is one of the areas we are addressing," the spokesman said.
"We have just established a new policy in the UK to prohibit this kind of material, and with the help of our community we'll continue to work to keep YouTube as a platform for safe and lawful expression."
'Strict rules'
The spokesman said although the site was responding to concerns raised by the media and government over footage of weapons, the move was not a "paradigm shift" from existing policy.
Strict rules already existed to vet content and the change was just "tightening" those rules, he added.
I would like to see other internet service providers follow suit to reinforce our message that violence will not be tolerated either on the internet or in the real world
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith
The Home Secretary said she was "extremely pleased" YouTube had "taken action to ban videos glamourising weapons".
"This is a real step forward. I would like to see other internet service providers follow suit to reinforce our message that violence will not be tolerated either on the internet or in the real world," she added.
In July, the Culture, Media and Sport select committee called for a new industry body to be set up to protect children from harmful content on the web.
The committee also said it should be "standard practice" for sites hosting user-generated content to review material proactively.
While the committee recommended the creation of an industry body responsible for policing the web, it stopped short of making regulation mandatory.
At the time, YouTube said it was confident its system and the site's 24/7 review team dealt with all problem content swiftly.
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SCUM OF THE EARTH/EX-ROB ZOMBIE GUITARIST, 'RIGGS" - 13 YR. OLD SON BELITTLED IN CLASS & FORCED TO 'PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS' FOR WEARING 'SCUM' T-SHIRT!!
Former ROB ZOMBIE guitarist and current SCUM OF THE EARTH frontman Riggs' 13-year-old son was reportedly reprimanded by his eighth-grade art teacher for wearing an inappropriate t-shirt in the classroom. The art teacher allegedly insulted the student in front of his peers, dragged him out of class into the hallway and forced him to pray on his knees for forgiveness from Jesus Christ. :evil:
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Iz kosmosa do KusturiceMarko LOPUŠINA, 29.09.2008 19:30:04 Ocena: 4.10 (Glasova: 31) Komentara: 9
Momčila sa suprugom i ćerkom
OVIH dana u Johansebrugu je izašlo iz štampe 12. izdanje knjige "Čovek koji poziva NLO", čiji je autor naš čovek Momčilo Radovanović. Knjigu je kao i pre tri godine, kada je bila njena prva promocija, pratila velika televizijska kampanja. Jer, ovaj 55-godišnji dizajner je u Južnoafričkoj Republici vodeća medijska atrakcija.
"Vanzemaljci na jugu Afrike posećuju jednog Srbina", pisale su afričke novine, dok Evropljani i Amerikanci masovno kupuju video-snimke Radovanovićevih susreta sa NLO.
- Lično sam 39 puta video svemirce, šest puta ih telepatski pozvao, a 173 puta sam video svetla njihovih letelica. Posle 25 godina kako mi se to dešava, svet je uveren da je to moguće. Američki institut "Džon E. Mek" za psihologiju snimio je tročasovni dokumentarni film o mojim susretima za vanzemaljcima - otkriva nam Momčilo Radovanović, inženjer, poreklom iz Sarajeva.
Priča nam još on kako će TV Nacionalna geografija prikazati film o njemu, kao i da ga je Južnoafrički institut za film i video angažovao, da kao producent razgovara sa Emirom Kusturicom o mogućnosti snimanja igranog film o Srbinu koji komunicira sa bićima iz kosmosa.
- Tri puta sam razgovarao sa Kusturicom, ali nažalost, još nisam dobio njegov definitivan odgovor - kaže Radovanović.
Sarajevo
Rođen je u glavnom gradu BiH 26. februara 1954. godine. U njemu je završio Mašinsko-tehničku školu, započeo studije mašinstva i ekonomije, a diplomirao u dalekom Johanesburgu. Kada je napustio eks-Jugoslaviju 4. februara 1992. godine, Momčilo je u Vogošći ostavio porodičnu kuću na tri sprata, kafić, roditelje i prijatelje...
Prvi put NLO je Radovanović ugledao pre 25 godina 1983. godine u Sarajevu:
- Često sam na nebu iznad Sarajeva viđao crvenu letelicu koja liči na Mesec. Činilo se kao da se naslonio na brdo smešteno na suprotnoj strani od moje kuće. Jedne večeri video sam tu veliku crvenu loptu iznad moje glave. Bila je na visini od svega 30 metara. Stajala je u mestu i menjala se. Tačnije, bivala je veća, pa manja i opet veća. Posle nekoliko meseci opet sam je video, i to sa mog prozora. Komšije su ga, takođe, videle.
Sledeće večeri dok je gledao nebo kroz prozor svog stana na drugom spratu, osetio je da ga neko gleda. Zabave radi, jer je mislio da je sve to neka šala, upalio je šibicu tri puta, kao da tamo nekom daje signal. Za 15 sekundi mala plava svetlost trepunula je, takođe, tri puta i potom naglo nestala.
- To je bio prvi put da sam osetio neku vrstu komunikacije sa bićima iz svemira!
Momčilo Radovanović nam je posvedočio da su njegove priče o NLO u Sarajevu krajem 1983. godine odmah postale teme dana. Lokalne novine su objavile jedan, dosta oprezan tekst, o njegovim "susretima sa vanzemaljcima". Jedni su mu se čudili, drugi su ga kudili kao čoveka koji smišlja čudesne priče. Taj napis u sarajevskim novinama izazvao je jednu drugu vrstu reakcije.
Predskazanje
- Jedne noći, dok sam gledao kosmičku letelicu u Sarajevu, njeno svetlo se transformisalo u zeleni krst za koji sam mislio da je neko znamenje. Verovao sam da zeleni krst, muslimanski simbol, znači da će hrišćani pasti pod njihovu dominaciju. Spakovao sam svoju porodicu i napustio zemlju 15 dana pre no što su zatvorili granice i pre no što je rat počeo - seća se Radovanović.
Vizu za Južnu Afriku je dobio preko prijatelja. Iako nije znao engleski, našao je crtački posao kao mašinski dizajner. Danas, Radovanović u Johanesburgu ima malu firmu za dizajniranje. Autor je više patenata i inovacija i uspeva da ih unovči. U dalekoj Pretoriji živi sa suprugom, dvoje dece i taštom. Deca su mu odlični đaci i ponos lokalne škole.
Međutim, Radovanović je video NLO i u Južnoj Africi:
- Moj sin Gordan i ja šetali smo poljem jedne noći u Pretoriji. Videli smo čudnu srebrnu letelicu visoko iznad nas. Visila je na nebu neko vreme i potom naglo nestala. To sigurno nije bilo nešto stvoreno na zemlji, jer leteći objekti ne mogu tek tako stati usred vazduha. Tada sam postao svestan da mogu da pozovem vanzemaljce da me posete. Moj manadžer u firmi, gospodin Til Džons, nikada iskreno nije verovao u ove priče o vanzemaljcima. Iz čuvenog srpskog inata rekao sam mu da ću ga pozvati da prisustvuje mom susretu sa NLO. Sedmog decembra 1995. godine dobio sam osećaj da se gosti iz kosmosa približavaju. Otišli smo na jedno brdo iznad Johanesburga. Posle desetak minuta čekanja i moje molitve, NLO je prošao nebom na udaljenosti od samo tri kilometra. Moj menadžer je bio frapiran. Rekao mi je da je to mogao da radi samo Nikola
Tesla i Artur Henri Metju, autor knjige "Zid svetlosti". I, oni su viđali vanzemaljce kao i ja - priča Momčilo.
Susreti
Dugo godina je ovaj Srbin vodio bitku sa medijima oko objavljivanja svojih viđenja sa vanzemaljcima. Da bi uverio novinare i stručnjake, organizovao je nekoliko zajedničkih susreta sa vanzemaljcima.
- Imam sposobnost da telepatskim putem pozovem tu "inteligentnu energiju", koja dolazi u obliku svetlosti na određeno mesto i u tačno određeno vreme. Tako sam morao da uveravam svedoke da vanzemaljci postoje.
Kao posmatrač i "pozivar" vanzemaljaca Radovanović je postao fenomen, ne samo u Africi i Evropi, već i u SAD, jer se svi američki mediji poslednjih godina javljaju da izveštavaju o njegovim sposobnostima.
- Ako TV Nacionalna geografija prikaže film o meni i ako Emir Kusturica snimi film o vanzemaljcima, pretvoriću Johanesburg u meku za susret kosmičkih bića i ljudi - obećao nam je na kraju razgovora, mrtav ozbiljan, Momčilo Radovanović.
I AMBASADORKA SVEDOK
OVAJ Sarajlija ima danas 27 svedoka svojih svemirskih randevua sa bićima iz kosmosa. Među njima je i Olja Džuverović, nekadašnji ambasador SRJ u Južnoj Africi. Ona je ovako opisala pretorijskim novinarima svoje viđenje vanzemaljaca: - Videla sam tri tanka, visoka tamnozelena bića u mojoj sobi. Imali su mobilne, fleksibilne bičeve na glavama. Nisam se uplašila. Dok sam ih gledala, napustili su sobu. Osećala sam se potom razočarano, jer sam imala jaku potrebu da pričam sa njima.
Adam Ant To Make Come Back Album?
Wednesday, 08 October 2008
According to Digital Spy (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a132090/adam-ant-to-make-comeback-album.html) Adam Ant has started work on his first studio album since 1995.
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The '80s popstar, whose No.1 hits include 'Goody Two Shoes', 'Stand And Deliver' and 'Prince Charming', is also hoping to collaborate with The Kaiser Chiefs, according to The Sun.
"Adam is back on track again," said a source. "He's had a difficult few years, but has finally found his focus.
"His new material is really strong and he's going to come back stronger than ever in the new year."
Speaking about the Kaisers at the Q Awards earlier this week, the singer said: "They're great. They've got it just right. They have a good pop sensibility.
"I'd record with them in a flash. If they'd have me, that is."
Ant, real name Stuart Goddard, was sectioned in 2003 and spent six months in psychiatric care after he took a shovel to a neighbour's patio.
Nindza Nindza (http://kobajagrande.com/754_sedam_razdrmanih_nindzi.html)
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http://www.e-novine.com/sr/entertainment/clanak.php?id=17799
QuoteEU: utišajte zvuk na mp3 plejeru
Evropska unija poručila je ljubiteljima muzike da utišaju zvuk na svojim MP3 plejerima, pošto u suprotnom ruzikuju trajan gubitak sluha.
Evropski naučnici ustanovili su da bi između 2,5 i 10 miliona Evropljana moglo da izgubi sluh ako u periodu od najmanje pet godina više od sat vremena dnevno sa MP3 plejera slušaju muziku opasnog intenziteta zvuka - većem od 89 decibela.
Portparol EU Helen Karns izjavila je da Evropska komisija moli građane, a posebno decu i mlade ljude, da sad "smanje intenzitet" jer bi mogli da oštete sluh a da to i ne primete.
"To je oštećenje koje bi moglo da se vrati i proganja vas kasnije u životu", rekla je Karnsova.
Ona je dodala da će nadležni iz EU sledeće godine razmotriti mogućnost daljeg snižavanja zakonske granice od 100 decibela za MP3 plejere.
Kompanija "Apple" bila je prinuđena da povuče svoje "iPod" plejere iz prodavnica u Francuskoj i na tom uređaju izvrši promenu softvera kako bi bili u skladu sa limitom od 100 decibela.
Kalifornijska kompanija uz svaki prodati "iPod" prilaže i upozorenje u kojem se navodi da " upotreba slušalica uz najveću jačinu zvuka može da izazove trajno oštećenje sluha".
EU donosi propise o jačini buke, kojima se, uglavnom iz zdravstvenih razloga, ograničava nivo zvuka na radnim mestima, gradilištima, u fabrikama pa čak i jačina ozvučenja orkestara.
Omelette du Fromage?
Одбачена тужба против Бога због адресе
Амерички суд одбацио је тужбу против Бога, коју је прошле године поднео сенатор из Небраске, Ерни Чемберс. Образложење америчког суда је било да тужена страна мора да буде упозната са тужбом, што је овде изостало. Судија окружног суда Марлон Полк је одбацио тужбу, наводећи да би, по закону, тужена страна морало да буде упозната са тужбом.
- Будући да је установљено да тај услов не може да буде испуњен, суд одбацује тужбу - навео је Полк у образложењу одлуке.
Наиме, сенатор из Небраске је у тужби навео да је Бог одговоран за терористичке претње против њега и његових бирача, као и за ,,смрт, уништавање и терорисање на десетине милиона становника земаљске кугле".
По Ернију Чемберсу, Бог је изазвао ,,страшне поплаве, катастрофалне урагане и застрашујућа торнада", и за то је једини ,,лек" трајна забрана Свевишњег.
После судске одлуке, Чемберс има 30 дана да поднесе жалбу. Сенатор, који је скоро четири деценије провео у локалним властима Небраске, ретко присуствује јутарњој молитви и не пропушта прилику да критикује хришћане.
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Nemoj nikad biti dole
mada neki i to vole
Nemoj nikad biti dole
Jer sve dole noge bole
Gore dole, gore dole
Sve je gore dole
Nemoj nikad biti gore
Za to uvek ima fore
Nemoj nikad biti gore
Jer svi gore i pregore
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Leakovan šot sa seta američkog rimejka Oldboja?
yup
Artist wants to replace lost eye with prosthetic webcam
In 2005 Tanya Vlach lost her eye to an auto accident and now 3 years later, she is hoping technology could turn her partial loss of vision into a fascinating opportunity. On Vlach's blog, she has issued a challenge to engineers to build her a new prosthetic eye that can function as a webcam. With it she explains on her blog, she is, "interested in capitalizing on the current advancement of technology to enhance the abilities of my prosthesis for an augmented reality."
Vlach, self desrcribed as a sort of sci-fi geek, also knows exactly what she wants for her new eye. She has a shopping list of features that she determined from her research on miniature video cameras. These features for her new eye include varying qualities like:
DVR
MPEG-4? Recording
Built in SD mini Card Slot
4 GB SD mini Card
Mini A/V out
Firewire / USB drive
Optical 3X
Remote trigger
Bluetooth wireless method
Inductors: (Firewire/USB, power source)
Granted, if she is successful with finding the right engineer to create a webcam prosthetic - with these options, she won't be as good as Steve Austin. That's okay with her, though, as she is not looking to be a spy. Vlach states:
I don't want to be a spy and infringe on people's rights, and at the same time, there are amazing possibilities.
http://tanyavlach.wordpress.com/2008/11/11/call-for-engineers/#more-201
Erm... staće kamera u oko, današnji webcamovi su tu negde a to nije ni blizu vrhunskim dometima, al za one silne periferije jednostavno nema mesta. Mislim, DVR?! Dobro nije tražila i VHS...
Pri tom, nije tražila stvari koje bi meni bile esencijalne, a to je neki specifičan metod kontrole te kamere. Džabe sve ako moraš da sa sobom vučeš dodatni uređaj kojim škljocaš.
A indukcija napajanja u kameri? Tek mi se to ne čini kao dobra ideja.
http://www.koreus.com/video/telephone-portable-mais-popcorn.html
In Argentina, one of the country's most popular radio programs is Radio La Colifita, or Loony Radio, which originates from the Borda Psychiatric Hospital in Buenos Aires. The program broadcasts live interviews, commentary and songs from the courtyard of the hospital, and features patients like Garces, the Emperor of Paranoia and Pujo, the Correspondent from Mars. In May, Radio La Colifita garnered one of Argentina'a top broadcasting awards in recognition of the show's social contribution and popularity.
http://lacolifata.openware.biz/index.cgi :|
Quote from: "raindelay"In Argentina, one of the country's most popular radio programs is Radio La Colifita, or Loony Radio, which originates from the Borda Psychiatric Hospital in Buenos Aires. The program broadcasts live interviews, commentary and songs from the courtyard of the hospital, and features patients like Garces, the Emperor of Paranoia and Pujo, the Correspondent from Mars. In May, Radio La Colifita garnered one of Argentina'a top broadcasting awards in recognition of the show's social contribution and popularity.
http://lacolifata.openware.biz/index.cgi :|
Oni imaju i emisiju na televiziji. Veoma bizaran i nadasve osvezavajuci program :)
Uzeto sa http://trzisnoresenje.blogspot.com:
Očigledno da je feudalizam postojao sve do ove godine u sred Evrope, na malom ostrvu Sark od 600 ljudi, u Lamanš kanalu. Ostrvo je pod britanskim suverenitetom, a lokalni vladar, "senjor" je vazal britanske kraljice kojoj plaća zakup za ostrvo a od svojih stanovnika ubire porez. BBC piše (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/guernsey/7764037.stm) da to sada prestaje i Sark postaje demokratija.
Evo (http://www.sark.info/index.cfm?fuseaction=gov.index) sajta Sarka, evo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark) i Wikipedije koja daje posebno zanimljiv detalj -- 1990 je nezaposleni francuski nuklearni fizičar pokušao da sam osvoji ostrvo, automatskim oružjem, ali su velmoža i kmetovi nekako uspeli da ga uhapse.
3-year-old Hitler can't get name on cake
Family upset at store for denying request, and angry Internet postings
Detalji ovde: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28269290/?gt1=43001
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Arhivska fotografija iračke policajke sa pištoljem u blizini Karbale. Njih 115 je završilo policijsku akademiju i pridružilo se muškim pripadnicima iračke policije.
Jos malo pa ko Batman ! :evil:
Quote from: "Shozo Hirono"Jos malo pa ko Batman ! :evil:
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Siščane su iznenadili plakati kojima je oblijepljen grad, a koji pozivaju Batmana da spasi Sisak od aktualne vlasti: Dragi Batmane, mi vjerujemo u tebe jer znamo da si ti jak, dobar i mudar. Ti si nepotkupljiv, iskren i pošten - pravi borac protiv kriminala i korupcije. Molimo te da dođeš u Sisak i da nam pomogneš, jer ovaj naš grad zaslužuje bolje. Razvitak našeg grada koče isti oni ljudi koje ti s lakoćom pobjeđuješ. Mi volimo ovaj grad i spremni smo ti pomoći, jer Sisak je naš dom. Tvoji Siščani.
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QuoteThe parents of Sam Esquibel know him only as a miracle baby.
The Colorado Springs infant survived surgery to remove what was believed to be a tumor when he was just 3 days old.
"The doctors said to us, 'This one is for the books,' " mom Tiffnie Esquibel said.
Inside the microscopic tumor was what looked like the formations of two feet, a hand and thigh.
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"To find a perfectly formed structure (like this) is extremely unique, unusual, borderline unheard of," said Dr. Paul Grabb, the veteran pediatric neurosurgeon who performed the operation on Sam at Colorado Springs' Memorial Hospital for Children.
As for what this could mean to science books, Grabb said he did not pursue it because it was not vital to saving Sam, although he did say it gave insight to stem-cell research.
"How does the body form complete extremities? Who is to say we can't grow a heart, leg or foot?" Grabb said. "This could show a window of what's possible."
At 41 weeks into Esquibel's pregnancy, an ultrasound showed fluid in Sam's brain, and an emergency cesarean section was scheduled. The infant appeared healthy, but was given an MRI exam to be sure.
"If they hadn't done the (testing), the hospital said they would have sent Sam home with me," Esquibel said. "He just seemed as healthy as can be."
The MRI ultimately revealed a tumor, and at 3 days old, Sam underwent a two-hour surgery to remove it.
"I was absolutely devastated," Esquibel said. "We didn't know if he'd make it through the surgery or not, and it was a 50-50 percent chance the tumor could be cancerous."
Two and half months later, Sam has mostly recovered. Now that the sutures have healed, the infant is scheduled for 25 sessions of physical therapy to improve use of the right side of his head and neck.
"You'd never know if he didn't have a scar there," his mom said.
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11240949
:shock: :? :P :shock: :? :P :shock: :? :P
Ovo je da se čovek rasplače:
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=11183630&ch=4226713&src=news
Čovek je ženu izvukao iz slupanih kola plašeći se da će kola da eksplodiraju. Avaj, na kraju je ona završila paralizovana i sada ga tuži jer je utvrđeno da bi, da je on nije dirao, prošla bolje.
naravoučenije: ne diraj žene ni kad gore! :idea:
Nakon uspesno resenog testa Kol'ki vam je Srbi, Ron otpozdravlja: Svi, svi , svi
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Crna kronika
Muškarac na Hodakovom imanju izgorio u šamanskoj seansi Piše: Mario Pušić i Danijel Tuškan/EPEHA
Foto: Nikola Ljubojević/Cropix
Luka Hodak na svojem imanju
SABORSKO - U razuzdanoj proslavi Nove godine koju je organizirao načelnik Opžine Saborsko Luka Hodak, u požaru je izgorio Ratko Barić (59) iz Saborskog, dok su u ogulinskoj bolnici sa simptomima trovanja i u halucinogenom stanju završili Saborčani Ivica Hodak (39) i Marko Tomšić (44), te izvjesni Damir iz Karlovca kojeg mještani ne poznaju.
Doček se odvijao u Hodakovoj baraci, udaljenoj svega stotinjak metara od njegove kuće, a u Novu je, kako doznajemo od susjeda, odlučio ući u krugu prijatelja i u ,,opuštenoj" atmosferi. Tako se već tijekom Silvestrova po Saborskom pričalo kako će ,,noćas kod Luke biti party na kojem će biti svega za opuštanje". Alkohol i razni opijati uz ognjište nasred brvnare i zvuke bubnjeva sjevernoameričkih domorodaca pridonijeli su razbuktavanju raspoloženja okupljenih, no, čini se da se sve iznenada otelo kontroli.
- Ivica je gore otišao oko 22 sata, a vratio se nešto prije 1 poslije ponoći. Čuo sam lupanje iz njegove sobe, no nisam obraćao pažnju jer sam mislio da je doveo društvo i da slave. Ujutro sam ga zatekao vani. Bio je potpuno dezorijentoran, pričao je kako ga grizu zmije! Sobu je tijekom noži potpuno demolirao, razvalio je namještaj i razbio božićnu jelku. Tu i tamo je dolazio k sebi pričajući kako im je Luka dao kompot od bunike, crnih bobica koje dozrijevaju ljeti -rekao nam je Ivičin brat Mario Hodak, inače bratić načelnika Luke Hodaka.
Obitelj preminuloga Ratka Barića, inače prvog susjeda Luke Hodaka, nije željela davati izjave, no od mještana doznajemo da se on, za razliku od ostatka ekipe s Lukom ,,zagrijavao" još od kasnog poslijepodneva. Kako se čini, Ratko je izgubio svijest te pao na vatru koja je gorjela u baraci gdje je njegovo potpuno pougljeno tijelo pronašla supruga Ankica u ranim jutarnjim satima.
- Ankica je Ratka ujutro otišla tražiti u Lukinu kolibu te tamo pronašla Luku kako sjedi na panju i bulji u prazno. Na podu je ležalo izgorijelo tijelo njezinog pokojnog supruga. Pitala je Hodaka, Luka što se to dogodilo, pa gdje je moj Ratko, na što joj je on samo rekao eto ti ga, leži - ispričali su nam mještani. Odmah je o svemu obavještena policija, dok su trojica otrovanih slavljenika prebačeni su u ogulinsku bolnicu. Tijekom cijelog dana u Saborskom je vršen očevid na mjestu nesreće, koji je trajao i do zaključenja ovog broja. Neslužbeno doznajemo da Luka Hodak nije puno pridonio u rasvjetljavanju događaja jer je i sam bio pod utjecajem nepoznatih opijata, pa je tako cijelo vrijeme tvrdio da su mu izgorjela četvorica prijatelja.
Načelnik Hodak - HDZ-ovac i samozvani prvi šaman Europe
Luka Hodak načelnikom Općine Saborsko postaje nakon oslobođenja 1995. godine, a tu dužnost obnaša i dan danas. Svojevrsna je to zahvala tamošnjeg stanovništva na naporima koje je Hodak uložio u obranu Saborskog, jer se i danas prepričavaju ratne priče o ,,Lukinim podvizima protiv okupatora". Stranački, Hodak je godinama vjeran HDZ-u u kojem su pak najjužniju i najsiromašniju općinu Karlovačke županije uvijek doživljavali kao ,,Lukin teren", sigurni da će tamo, dokle god je Hodak nositelj liste, stranka nizati pobjede na izborima.
Osim svojevrsnog kulta ličnosti, Luka Hodak poznat je i po svojim vjerskim promišljanima i opredjeljenju. Do prije pet godina bio je pobornik Hare Krišne, potom se udaljava od pokreta i njegovih sljedbenika, a 2007. postaje indijanskim vračem. Često je organizirao okupljanja uz vatru i bubnjeve, te ,,isparavanje biranih trava uz ognjenu saunu". Doznajemo da je njegov gost znao biti i Niko Bulić, direktor Hrvatske turističke zajednice.
Sam se proglasio prvim šamanom Europe, a susrete je oglašavao na internetu.
Poziv na pročišćenje
Na svojoj internetskoj stranici Luka Hodak poziva, među ostalim, na "pročišćenje sweat lodge", na "radost življenja, obnovu svojih tjelesnih stanica, ispražnjenje uma od nepotrebnih misli i koncepata" te na "mogućnost ulaska u odvojenu stvarnost, kao i trenutno iscjeljenje".
Na osnovu tih podataka Vesna Žarković Wender, poznavateljica tehnika nekonvencionalne medicine i tajnica Društva Hrvatsko-tibetskog prijateljstva, smatra da obred u Saborskom upućuje na to da je grupa kroz zajedničku seansu htjela 'pročišćena' ući u Novu godinu.
Po njezinim riječima, u sauni se najprije obavlja tjelesna detoksikacija, a potom su uz pomoć halucinogenoga djelovanja bunike, jedne od naših najotrovnijih biljaka, učesnici seanse najvjerojatnije namjeravali 'doći do proširenja svijesti i spoznaja'.
Dodala je da problem u takvim seansama nastaje kada im se priključi netko tko za njih nije spreman, primjerice osoba koja ima latentno stanje shizofrenije, a halucinacije postaju okidač za duševnu nestabilnost. (Hina)
- Mogu vam samo reći da smo jutros primili troje pacijenata iz Saborskog i oni su nakon ukazane pomoći smješteni na Odjelu psihijatrije. Izvan su životne opasnosti ali ne mogu vam ništa više reći jer trenutno nema dežurne liječnice – rekla nam je sestra sa Odjela psihijatrije ogulinske Opće bolnice, ne želeći podrobnije govoriti o karakteristikama ozljeda. Sve okolnosti noćašnje nesreće u Saborskom trebale bi biti poznate po dovršetku očevida koji na mjestu nesreće i dalje u tijeku.
:shock:
Šašave šu te uštaše.
Ovi bi postideli i Karlosa Kastanedu
A US teenager killed his mother and wounded his father in revenge after they took away his violent computer game, a judge has ruled.
The defence team for Daniel Petric, 17, had argued his addiction to the Halo 3 game, in which players shoot invading aliens, had made him insane.
But the judge rejected this, saying he had planned revenge for weeks.
Petric, of Ohio, was tried as an adult and faces a maximum possible penalty of life in prison without parole.
On the night of the shooting in October 2007, Petric used his father's key to open a lockbox and remove a 9mm handgun and the game, the court heard.
His father Mark, who was shot in the head and survived, testified that his son came into the room and asked: "Would you guys close your eyes? I have a surprise for you."
He said he expected a pleasant surprise. Then his head went numb from the gunshot.
The Associated Press news agency reports that Microsoft, which owns the intellectual property for the game, declined to comment beyond a statement saying: "We are aware of the situation and it is a tragic case."
People who drink too much coffee could start seeing ghosts or hearing strange voices, UK research has suggested.
People who drank more than seven cups of instant coffee a day were three times more likely to hallucinate than those who took just one, a study found.
A Durham University team questioned 200 students about their caffeine intake, the journal Personality and Individual Differences reported.
However, academics say the findings do not prove a "causal link".
They also stress that experiencing hallucinations is not a definite sign of mental illness and that about 3% of people regularly hear voices.
"This is the first step toward looking at the wider factors associated with hallucinations," said psychology PhD student Simon Jones, who led the study.
Još jedna pričica iz U.S. and A., bastiona demokratije :x
Parents lose custody of Nazi-named children
Agency removes 3-year-old named Adolf Hitler, 2 sisters from N.J. home
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28655143/?GT1=43001
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Najnoviji narko-brend
Njujorška policija je zaplenila 80 paketa heroina s natpisom "Obama" i saopštila da je korišćenje imena novog američkog predsednika za brend droge "apsolutna sramota", piše danas Njujork dejli
Policija je pronašla 80 paketića heroina sa štampanim
imenom "Obama" i veliku količinu marihuane. Uhapšeno je pet
osumnjčenih osoba, a samom hapšenju prethodila je
tromesečna policijska akcija, prenele su agencije.
List podseća da su narko dileri, inače, skloni
"brendiranju" robe tako što često za to koriste imena
poznatih ljudi iz javnosti, šoubiznisa ili čak imena junaka
iz poznatih filmova.
Policija u SAD je do sada zaplenila heroin s nazivom "bin
Laden", ekstasi tablete Hari Poter i Teletabis kokain.
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Skydiver_survives_as_instructor_dies_mid-air&in_article_id=517450&in_page_id=64
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još slika: http://www.sarajevo-x.com/clanak/080811030
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Zeleni trotoari u Sarajevu - provokacija ili estetika?
19. avgust 2008. | 11:54
SARAJEVO - Nevladina organizacija "Kroacija libertas" upozorila je da je farbanje trotoara u Sarajevu u zelenu boju čista provokacija i jasna poruka koju su muslimani poslali ostalim narodima da Sarajevo nije glavni grad BiH već jedno etnički bošnjački glavni grad.
"Reč je o poruci netolerancije i perfidnom scenariju etničkog čišćenja koji je na smišljen način sproveden u Sarajevu kako bi se građani drugih nacionalnosti i veroispovesti oterali", rekao je predsednik ove organizacije Leo Pločkinić.
On je podsetio da se nigde u svetu pa čak ni u Teheranu ulice i trotoari ne boje zelenom bojom koja je karakteristična za muslimane.
"Očito je da Sarajevo želi da bude veći Teheran od glavnog grada Islamske republike Irana", konstatovao je Pločkinić.
Gradonačelnica Sarajeva Semiha Borovac kaže da će farbanje trotoara i ulica u zeleno dobro doći jer u tom gradu, kako kaže, manjka zelenila.
Najbolje je što se tip zove Pločkinić - meni je to close enough do Pločniković
Meni je to pravi potez. Islam ceni zelenilo jer je nastao u pustinjama u kojima ga nije bilo. Pa makar to bila i samo zelena boja, lepo ju je videti. Što, da nije sivilo asfalt lepše? Lepše, malo morgen!!!
Onda su mogli sve u žuto a zeleno samo oko šahtova.
DO YOU SMELL SMOKE? A fire station in Syke, Germany, was destroyed -- it
burned down, and six fire engines worth 2.35 million Euros (US$3.4
million) burned with it. Investigators are unsure whether faulty wiring
is the culprit, or if the firefighters themselves are to blame, since
the fire broke out during a training exercise. The station was only 15
years old; it replaced the previous building, which was lost to a fire.
(Austrian Times) ...Maybe this time they could try installing fire
sprinklers -- or a smoke alarm.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY? The bad part: an unidentified 39-year-old man in
Moenchengladbach, Germany, lost his keys. The good part: he was pretty
sure he had accidentally tossed them into a public trash bin with some
papers. The bad part: it had a narrow opening, and the top doesn't come
off easily. The good part: he could fit his head and arm into the
opening. The bad part: he got so stuck he couldn't move. The good part:
a friend happened by, and called the fire brigade to come help. The bad
part: they couldn't get him out either, so they widened the hole and
shoved him the rest of the way in. The bad part: it took another half
hour before they were able to get the top off. The good part: by the
time he finally emerged, he had found his keys. (AFP) ...The bad part:
in his pocket.
Crna Gora:Legao u kovčeg i pucao sebi u glavu
Jedan 52-godišnji Podgoričanin pokušao je da izvrši samoubistvo na krajnje bizaran način. On je najpre sebi napisao čitulju, zatim legao u kovčeg u blizini groblja Čepurci, potom prislonio pištolj ispod brade i pucao, pišu podgoričke "Vijesti".
Da sve bude još neobičnije, M.B. je, međutim, samo ranio sebe i prošao je bez povreda opasnih po život.
Prema nezvaničnim informacijama iz policije, M.B. je u ponedeljak uveče došao u prodavnicu pogrebne opreme "Palma", u Ulici 8. marta, kako bi izabrao kovčeg za sebe. Ubrzo je pristigao i njegov prijatelj R.R., kojem se požalio kako, navodno, ima porodične probleme, da to više ne može da izdrži, i da planira da se ubije.
Ne shvatajući ga ozbiljno, R.R. je ponudio da odu u obližnju kafanu, popiju koju čašicu i popričaju.
Nakon što su se ispričali, M.B. je tražio da se ponovo vrate u "Palmu", kako bi stvarno odabrao kovčeg za ukop, što su i učinili oko 23.30 časova.
"Kada su stigli u prodavnicu pogrebne opreme, M.B. je zatražio da mu jedan od kovčega, po njegovom izboru, radnik iznese ispred radnje. Shvatajući to kao šalu, radnik 'Palmeš je to i učinio, nakon čega je zajedno sa prijateljem M.B. počeo da zbija šale na račun njegovog neobičnog zahteva. Ipak, M.B. je ne mareći za to, izvadio novac i platio svoj kovčeg", ispričao je "Vijestima" sagovornik iz policije.
Kako bi ih ubedio da ne odustaje od nauma, M.B. je od radnika zatražio olovku i papir, na kojem je napisao sebi čitulju.
"... tragično je okončao svoj život, a zatim je pobrojao 'ožalošćenu' porodicu" - pisalo je u oproštajnoj poruci M.B..
Ubrzo potom, njegov prijatelj je otišao do toaleta, a M.B. je za to vreme iskoristio priliku da hitro izađe napolje i legne u kovčeg, a zatim izvadi pištolj, prisloni ga sebi ispod brade i pritisne okidač. Metak mu je probio obe vilice i izašao kroz nos, a potom prošao i kroz stakleni prozor prodavnice.
Šokirani onim što su videli, dva čoveka su ostala u čudu. Odmah su pozvali policiju, a M.B. je prebačen u Urgentni blok Kliničnog centra u Podgorici. "Vijestima" je rečeno u policiji da se M.B. oporavlja nakon operacije u KC-u i da je van životne opasnosti.
Policija je obavila i uviđaj na mestu pokušaja suicida, gde je nađen drveni kovčeg sa belim pokrovom, kao i pištolj "M57" sa pet metaka, dok je na stolu u prodavnici ostao papir sa ispisanom oproštajnom porukom.
(MONDO)
ha ha, prajsles!
ovi crnogorci, da ih nema, trebalo bi ih izmisliti.
ali ko bi imao tako gadnu maštu? :shock:
Prati li neko ovu zabavu oko ocinstva u Engleskoj ?
Pretendent no.1 Alfi
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
Pretendent no.2&3 Ricard i Tajler
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html
:shock:
Quote from: "raindelay"Prati li neko ovu zabavu oko ocinstva u Engleskoj ?
Da bi zainteresovao ljude, ponudi im malo slika.
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ama igrala se deca,...
Evo vesti koja kao da je ispala iz Marvelovih (s)tripova:
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090227/tuk-police-hunting-radioactive-man-6323e80.html
Naslov je sjajan
QuotePolice hunting 'radioactive' man
Ali je podnaslov suvo zlato nadrealizma:
QuotePolice are hunting a "dangerously radioactive" college principal on child porn charges.
QuoteSeriously-ill Thomas Leopold, who had recently been given large doses of radiation for a thyroid condition, skipped bail shortly before his trial two weeks ago, got on a ferry to Ireland and disappeared.
The 42-year-old, head of a tutorial college in Harrow, Middlesex, is said to be dangerous in terms of radioactivity for six weeks after his treatment.
Southwark Crown Court judge John Price, who issued a warrant for his arrest, accused him of "doing everything to make it as difficult as he can to let the trial go ahead".
He added: "Please warn officers that when he is arrested he might be radioactive. This is not a joke."
Former banker Leopold, from Hammersmith, west London, faces five charges of making and possessing child porn after allegedly downloading a library of the forbidden material in 2006.
He was first arrested in July that year and his case fixed for October, but his ill health forced an adjournment until February 9 this year. Four days before the hearing he drove on to the ferry in South Wales and headed to County Wexford.
Although stopped and questioned by Special Branch officers at the time, they released him after he showed them his radiation card and insisted his bail conditions had been changed so he could visit his mother in Ireland.
Jeannie Mackay, defending, said her client, who was in "chronic poor health", was on his own and "wasn't in contact with others".
She said: "His doctor confirmed he is dangerous, in terms of radioactivity, for a period of six weeks after treatment."
Kriza jbg-a
Finansijska kriza teško je uticala i na monogamne, a kamoli na Kineza sa pet ljubavnica!
Biznismen Fan iz Cingdaoa "muku je mucio" sa svojih pet ljubavnica, pošto su mu sve bile drage, i nije želeo nijedne da se odrekne. Ali, zbog nestabilne finansijske situacije, nije više bio u stanju da ih izdržava.
Fan je zato napravio izbor za najbolju ljubavnicu! Okupio je svih pet žena na svojoj veceri, i u pomoc pozvao svog prijatelja, modnog agenta.
U prvoj rundi, tokom koje je ocenjivan opšti fizicki izgled, jedna je eliminisana.
Veština zabave u društvu i razgovora bila je presudna za još dve ljubavnice.
Treca runda - ko može više da popije - odlucila je pobednicu.
Možda bi maštovita Fanova ideja ostala "slatka" tajna, da prva eliminisana ljubavnica nije pokušala da ubije i njega i konkurenciju, besna zbog ispadanja iz daljeg takmicenja.
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The Constitutional Right to Keep and Bear Nunchucks?
Damon W. Root | March 4, 2009, 4:03pm
Last month, Brian Doherty wrote about the Second Circuit's ruling in Maloney v. Cuomo, which held that the 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms does not apply against the states. Eugene Volokh speculates today on whether the Supreme Court is likely to hear Jim Maloney's appeal, given that he's charged with violating New York's ban on nunchakus, or "nunchucks":
Kirkland & Ellis (which is doing this case pro bono) is a top-notch law firm, with a top-notch Supreme Court practice. My guess is that the Supreme Court would prefer to consider the incorporation question in a case that involves more common facts, and that doesn't raise the additional legal question of whether nunchakus qualify as "arms" for Second Amendment purposes. But it's hard to tell for sure: It's possible for the Justices to use the case to decide the purely legal question of whether the Fourteenth Amendment incorporates the Second Amendment and thus constrains the states to respect an individual right to keep and bear arms. The Justices must be aware that the question is out there in lots of cases.
Kad na šemi teškoj
Cepnem malo lake
Ja umesto gije
Forsiram nunčake
RIP Mos-kri.
Posle 10 godina istraživanja, u Severnoj Koreji napravljena pica po ukusu predsednika Kima: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/4999429/North-Korea-launches-perfect-Italian-pizza.html
Dozvoljeno je čak i proletarijatu da proba. To je, mislim, zaista veliki ustupak zapadnjačkom konzumerizmu
SMOOTH OPERATOR: Yvonne Morris, a veterinary technician at an animal
hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah, saw a man pass by her window and
thought to herself, "That man really looks like no good." When she then
heard a car alarm go off in the parking lot, she looked out to see the
man sitting in another employee's car. She told the receptionist to
call 911 and rushed outside to confront him. When the man ran, she
chased him. She grabbed his clothing, but he just undid his shirt and
jacket and kept going. When Morris caught up to him again, she grabbed
him by his underwear and yanked -- hard. "I gave him a good wedgie,"
she said. "That was the only thing available to grab on to." She then
put him in a headlock and held him until police arrived and took
Frederick Baze, 21, into custody. She learned bad guy control
techniques from her husband, who is a Special Forces soldier in Iraq,
despite the fact she "tries not to pay attention. Apparently I must
have learned them somehow." (Deseret News)
...Of course, she "tries not
to pay attention" during dog neutering operations too, but I'll bet she
easily could have managed one that day.
Stela nagrade za proslu godinu:
:!:
For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. She took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. These are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S .
Here are the Stella's for the past year:
7TH PLACE:
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
6TH PLACE :
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
5TH PLACE :
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT, days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish.
Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
4TH PLACE :
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas , garnered
4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
3RD PLACE :
Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone.
The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.
2ND PLACE :
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.. Go figure.
1ST PLACE : (May I have a fanfare played on 50 kazoos please)
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich.. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned.
Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down, $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home..
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da, ta amerika stvarno deluje kao obećana zemlja.
Quote from: "raindelay"Prati li neko ovu zabavu oko ocinstva u Engleskoj ?
Pretendent no.1 Alfi
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece
Pretendent no.2&3 Ricard i Tajler
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html
http://www3.serbiancafe.com/lat/vesti/14/59390/decak-alfi-nije-najmladji-otac-na-svetu.html
Dečak Alfi nije najmlađi otac na svetu
desk - 27. mart 2009. u 06.54
Priča o dečaku ocu iz Velike Britanije nedavno je uzburkala svetsku javnost. Alfi se podvrgao DNK testu nakon što je još desetak dečaka potvrdilo da je imalo seks sa 15-godišnjom Šantal Stedmen, sa kojom je Alfi prvi put spavao.
Alfijeva majka tvrdi da je on očajan posle DNK testa, jer nije očekivao da mu je Šantal bila neverna.
,,Jedini sam dečko koga je Šantal ikad imala. Zajedno smo već dve godine i naravno da sam otac deteta", rekao je Alfi prošlog meseca, istakavši da će priznati dete čak iako DNK test utvrdi da on nije otac.
Šantal je roditeljima priznala da je spavala s nekolicinom dečaka i da bi Mejsin otac mogao da bude bilo ko od njih. Navodno ju je majka naterala da svima kaže kako je Alfi jedini dečko s kojim je bila. (Mondo)
@raindelay: Jesi li siguran da su ove Stela nagrade za prošlu godinu? O svim ovim slučajevima sam čitala pre 9-10 godina.
@angel011 : Nemam pojma. Pisalo je na nekom sajtu da su za proslu godinu, ali...ko zna. Dobro zvuce ako su istinite. :)
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Ministarka tražila refundiranje troškova za porniće
Britanska ministarka unutrašnjih poslova Džeki Smit morala je da se javno izvini zbog toga što je u zahtevu za refundiranje troškova podnela i račun za dva porno filma
Ona je rekla da je uz račun za Internet usluge, na čije refundiranje ima pravo, "greškom" podnela i račun za dva porno filma koje je njen suprug gledao preko tv kanala koji se posebno naplaćuje.
"Žao mi je što sam uz račun za Internet podnela i račun za televizijski paket, objasnila je Smitova, obećavši da će sav novac biti vraćen.
"Malo je reći da je ona ljuta na muža", kazao je izvor blizak ministarki, prenela je agencija Rojters.
"Ona nije bila tu kada ih je njen suprug gledao", dodao je isti izvor, navodeći da je ministarka besna i ponižena.
Račun od 67 funti, za internet konekciju i kablovsku televiziju, uključujući i dva porno filma od po pet funti, podnesen je u junu kao deo troškova ministarke unutrašnjih poslova.
Njen suprug Ričard Timni, takođe, se izvinio u obraćanju novinarima.
"Žalim zbog neprijatnosti koje sam uzrokovao Džeki. Razumem da su ljudi ljuti i uvređeni", rekao je on.
Parlamentarna nadzorna služba odmah je pokrenula proveru zahteva za refundiranje 116.000 funti na ime smeštaja u Londonu koje je Smitova podnela kada je živela kod sestre.
Nova dijeta: Žena osam dana jela samo spermu!
DA IMA naivnih, naučili smo kad su na nastavu dolazili klinci sa spermom na faci "jer to rješava prišteve", a oni koji su im to provalili grčili su se od smijeha ispod neke klupe u stražnjem redu. Ali da odrasla žena može više od jednog tjedna provesti konzumirajući samo muško sjeme "jer je to najnovija i najučinkovitija dijeta", to bi iznenadilo čak i naivčine iz prvih klupa.
Magična sperma
I doista, ona je jela spermu punih osam dana vjerujući kako će izgubiti na težini. Međutim, njezina odluka ne čudi s obzirom što se o magičnoj spermi i njezinim učincima dosad sve natrkeljalo. Pisalo se i da muškarci mogu bolje privlačiti žene ukoliko spermu zadržavaju, odnosno što duže ne ejakuliraju. Neke vjere su je koristile kao dio svojih obreda i umjesto Svete vodice.
Kim Kelly je zbog svoje jače figure odlučila primijeniti spermu-dijetu. Mnogima poznata kao glumica u porno filmovima, odlučila je svoju dijetu naplatiti i prezentirati javnosti. Tijekom osmodnevnog prežderavanja bjelkastom tekućinom u stopu su je pratile kamere. Dijeta se stručno zove "Dijeta tekućih proteina". kako ipak nije željela umrijeti zbog figure, pored sperme tu i tamo bi popila koji gutljaj soka od banane. Nakon osam dana uspjela je izgubiti dva kilograma. No, da je za to vrijeme jela i samo ciklu smršavjela bi barem dva kilograma.
Najbolje sjeme je "iz pipe"
Kako je zbog troškova snimanja njezino 24-satno kreveljenje pred kamerama ustiju punih sperme ipak moralo završiti, uputila se u New York u nadi kako će moći nastaviti sa svojim projektom. Tad joj obratilo više od tri tisuće muškaraca želeći joj ponuditi svoje "blago". Ona je pristala i počela prikupljati "materijal za dijetu". Na kraju su je pitali kakav joj okus sperme najviše odgovara, Kim je odgovorila: "Svježa, iz 'pipe'". U tih osam dana pojela je preko 40 porcija sperme.
Kakav je ovo flesh
Extreme shepherding!(youtube video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw)
:? :? :?
Uh, jel' ovo fo real, yo??? Genijalno.
SMRDLJIVCI:
SNIFFING OUT CRIMINALS IS OUR JOB: When a convicted criminal failed to
show up to serve his sentence, police in Haderslev, Jutland, Denmark,
went looking for him. They searched the house where he was reported to
have been hiding, but didn't find him -- until a "horrible smell"
alerted officers to a closet. It was the 29-year-old man's
"uncontrollable flatulence" that led them to dig through a pile of
clothing to find him hiding underneath. "It was probably the excitement
that caused him to pass wind and it was the smell that led us to the
man," said Chief Inspector Jens Peter Rudbeck. The man is now serving
his two-month sentence. (Copenhagen Post) ...And his cell mate is
claiming "cruel and unusual punishment".
WHY THINKING IS HANDY: Rescue crews in Filer, Idaho, rushed to aid a man
who was stuck in a sewage tank at a highway rest stop. The unidentified
traveler had used the toilet, and then couldn't find his car keys. He
figured he must have flushed them, and climbed into the sewage tank to
look for them. After the rescue, obliging fire crews hosed him off, and
"That's when he discovered the keys were still in his back pocket,"
said Filer Police Chief Cliff Johnson. (Twin Falls Times-News)
...Obliviot: someone who climbs into a sewage tank as a first choice,
leaving a search of his pockets for later.
Mrtvog oca krio u stanu godinu i po zbog penzije
Skelet Rame Š. u potpuno raspadnutom stanju na bračnom krevetu našla je u ponedeljak kasno po podne policija, nakon višenedeljne istrage. Kako ,,Blic" saznaje, ova bizarna horor priča otkrivena je tek nakon što je postalo sumnjivo da Rama Š., penzioner Rudarsko-topioničarskog basena, ne dolazi u ,,Marfin banku" kako bi podigao penziju, već je to u njegovo ime radio njegov sin.
Nezvanično saznajemo da je banka insistirala da njihov klijent dođe lično kako bi potpisao ugovor o podizanju penzije. Nedugo nakon toga, njegov sin je prijavio nestanak oca, pa se policija danima raspitivala o tome gde je Rama. Trag nisu mogli da nađu sve dok nisu otvorili vrata stana i osetili nesnosan smrad. Neverovatno zvuči i činjenica da niko od komšija nije osetio smrad raspadnutog tela, a pretpostavlja se da je zadah bio umanjen zbog otvorenog prozora koji je policija zatekla prilikom pretresa.
Na licu mesta u ponedeljak po podne obavljen je uviđaj, ali ni policija, ni istražni sudija i tužilac nisu bili spremni za priču.
Opširnije u izdanju za utorak, 14. april 2009.
http://www.blic.rs/hronika.php?id=88140
A ljudi misle da Pajtonovci preteruju...
The Front Fell Off! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ)
Quote from: "Alexdelarge"Mrtvog oca krio u stanu godinu i po zbog penzije
Skelet Rame Š. u potpuno raspadnutom stanju na bračnom krevetu našla je u ponedeljak kasno po podne policija, nakon višenedeljne istrage. Kako ,,Blic" saznaje, ova bizarna horor priča otkrivena je tek nakon što je postalo sumnjivo da Rama Š., penzioner Rudarsko-topioničarskog basena, ne dolazi u ,,Marfin banku" kako bi podigao penziju, već je to u njegovo ime radio njegov sin.
Nezvanično saznajemo da je banka insistirala da njihov klijent dođe lično kako bi potpisao ugovor o podizanju penzije. Nedugo nakon toga, njegov sin je prijavio nestanak oca, pa se policija danima raspitivala o tome gde je Rama. Trag nisu mogli da nađu sve dok nisu otvorili vrata stana i osetili nesnosan smrad. Neverovatno zvuči i činjenica da niko od komšija nije osetio smrad raspadnutog tela, a pretpostavlja se da je zadah bio umanjen zbog otvorenog prozora koji je policija zatekla prilikom pretresa.
Na licu mesta u ponedeljak po podne obavljen je uviđaj, ali ni policija, ni istražni sudija i tužilac nisu bili spremni za priču.
Opširnije u izdanju za utorak, 14. april 2009.
http://www.blic.rs/hronika.php?id=88140
Kakav plagijator! Pa to je iz filma Fine mrtve djevojke!
http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=89015
QuoteFrizerka silovala pljačkaša tri dana
Frizerka iz Kaluge, grada u centralnoj Rusiji, zarobila je u podrumu razbojnika koji je pokušao da opljačka njen salon, nakon čega ga je silovala
tri dana.
Kako prenose ruski mediji, javni tužilac je odlučio da podigne optužnice protiv oboje. Naoružani pljačkaš upao je u salon i tražio novac. U to vreme u salonu su bile dve frizerke i jedna mušterija. Ono što pljačkaš nije znao je da je jedna
od frizerki bila regionalni prvak u tekvondu.
Devojka ga je jednim udarcem "zalepila za patos", a potom ga je odvukla u
podrum i vezala za stolicu.
Koleginici i mušteriji rekla je da će kasnije pozvati policiju, ali to nje uradila. Posle radnog vremena sišla je u podrum, svukla pljačkaša, naterala ga da popije tri tablete Vijagre, da bi ga u naredna tri dana silovala više od deset puta. Čim je pušten na slobodu, užasnuti pljačkaš otišao je u policiju. Završio je u bolnici zbog povreda genitalija koje su navodno bile posledica višestrukog silovanja.
Frizerka je rekla da je mladić najveći deo priče izmislio. "Imali smo seks par puta i on je na to pristao. Redovno sam ga hranila, kupila sam mu nove
farmerke, a čak sam mu dala i nešto novca kada je otišao", rekla je frizerka. Mladić je potvrdio da ga je frizerka dobro hranila, ali je ostao pri tvrdnji da ga je besomučno silovala.
Posle kažu da se zločin ne isplati.
dakle, ovo je čisti destilat ZLA!
(o bosancima i vanzemaljcima)
:!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7IUR_fFypI
Čim sam video naslov u umu se formirala reč 'hardcore'. Uto se otvore i komentari ispod videa i vidim da se prvi komentar upravo sastoji od samo te jedne reči.
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Čim sam video naslov u umu se formirala reč 'hardcore'. Uto se otvore i komentari ispod videa i vidim da se prvi komentar upravo sastoji od samo te jedne reči.
sve velike misli već su iskazane! :cry: :x
WTF? Lepa Lana?
Quote from: "John Reynolds"WTF? Lepa Lana?
..and the ALIEN BAND!
Evo nešto za ljubitelje zanimljive fizike.
Voda je čudo. (http://www.cracked.com/article_17276_5-scientific-ways-make-water-do-magic.html)
A evo nešto i za ljubitelje... ummm... mizoginije i majmuna (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Animations/LG_Characters/Henry_The_Internet_Monkey/YouTube_Whores_with_Henry_The_Internet_Monkey/)?
Holy shit, Ozna sve dozna!!! Ništa se ne može sakriti od velikog brata čak ni kad ste policajac (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090424/tuk-pc-s-bash-hippies-comment-probed-6323e80.html):
Quote
A police officer is being investigated over alleged Facebook comments that spoke of looking forward to "bashing some long-haired hippies" at the G20 protests. Skip related content
Pc Rob Ward could face disciplinary action by the Metropolitan Police over the message, which was apparently posted online shortly after the death of newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson.
The Facebook page was taken down, but it previously showed a message timed at 8.17pm on April 1, which read: "Can't wait to bash some long haired hippys up @ the G20."
Twenty minutes later a reply was posted that said: "LMAO (laughing my a*** off) dats bad but good in da same way lol (laugh out loud)."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "The matter has been recorded and will be investigated appropriately.
"Officers from the Directorate of Professional Standards will carry out the initial assessment."
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson warned that he would not accept "inappropriate conduct" by his officers.
But writing in London's Evening Standard he went on: "I do not accept that the units in the Met that handle public order and violent incidents are out of control."
The Independent Police Complaints Commission is investigating the death of Mr Tomlinson, who collapsed after a confrontation with officers during the G20 protests in the City of London on April 1.
Eto mu sad njegov Fejsbuk. :lol:
Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Holy shit, Ozna sve dozna!!! Ništa se ne može sakriti od velikog brata čak ni kad ste policajac (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090424/tuk-pc-s-bash-hippies-comment-probed-6323e80.html)
ha ha, glupi pajkan, sam je to tražio! :!:
Moz da se brani neuracunljivoscu usled preteranog visegodisnjeg gledanja South Parka. Mislim, to je taj Cartmanov tekst. :lol:
MORON OF THE MONTH: Jerome Marquis Blanchett, 19, is not particularly
good at robbery. While out on bail awaiting trial for four robberies,
he allegedly followed a man into the restroom at a hotel in Harrisburg,
Penn., pulled a gun on him, and got away with $138. The robbed man
happened to be a retired police chief, who pulled his own gun and went
after the robber. He was aided by other men from the convention he was
attending at the hotel -- for undercover police officers. Blanchett was
quickly apprehended and the judge ordered his bail increased to $1
million. When asked to comment on the case, Blanchett told a reporter,
"I'm smooth." (Harrisburg Patriot-News) ...About as smooth as a $3
quart of gin.
WHEN YOU FAIL TO PLAN, YOU PLAN TO FAIL: Two burglars had a hard time
breaking into a house in St. Petersburg, Fla., which we know because a
security camera caught the whole thing. The two men worked on a sliding
glass door with a crowbar for 15 minutes without success. In
desperation, one of the burglars backed up and rushed the door like a
football linebacker. He bounced right off, and rolled around the home's
back yard, holding his head in apparent pain. After walking it off for
a few minutes, the criminal conspirators then threw a brick through a
window and got in -- but left empty-handed when they didn't find
anything they wanted to steal. (Tampa Tribune) ...Huh: I would have
thought the skinny linebacker would have gladly paid $100 for the
bottle of ibuprofen on the kitchen counter.
THE LAW OF EXPONENTIAL PENALTIES: Marcus Einfeld, 70, should have just
pleaded guilty. The Woollahra, NSW, Australia, man received a speeding
ticket from a photo radar system, but it was dismissed when he swore a
friend had been driving his car that day. But when a newspaper reporter
looked into the case, he discovered the woman Einfeld claimed had been
driving had been killed three years before. The reporter was interested
because of who Einfeld is: a federal judge. Well, he was: Einfeld was
stripped of his Queen's Counsel title and was sacked after pleading
guilty to perjury and perverting the course of justice. "I don't think
I'm the slightest bit dishonest," he said after being sentenced to
three years in prison -- he "just made a mistake" by telling some lies.
He is in the process of being disbarred, and his Order of Australia,
one of the country's highest honors, will likely be revoked. The fine
he was avoiding: A$77 (US$50) for driving 10 kph over the limit.
(Sydney Australian) ...Yeah, it takes a lawyer to look at all of that
and argue it doesn't meet the test of "dishonest".
Umjesto Nintenda - kamenje?
http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/florida-teen-finds-rocks-in-nintendo-ds-box/1308945
Student killed in imitation of a horror film scene, jurors told
Murder trial told that the 2006 murder of a 17-year-old student, who was tied to a tree before being doused in gasoline and set alight, was inspired by a scene from the British horror movie Severance
17-year-old student was murdered in an apparent re-creation of a scene from the horror film Severance, a court heard yesterday.
Simon Everitt, of Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, was tied to a tree and set alight in a revenge attack linked to "sexual jealousy", Norwich crown court was told. Jimi-Lee Stewart, 25, Maria Chandler, 40, both of Great Yarmouth, and Jonathan Clarke, 19, of Telford, Shropshire, all deny murder.
Karim Khail, prosecuting, said the two male defendants and Everitt had all been involved with a woman called Fiona Statham. Khalil said Everitt was assaulted before being "bundled into a car, taken to a forest or wooded area".
"He was then tied to a tree with blue nylon roping. Petrol was poured on to him and into his throat. He was then set on fire whilst tied to that tree.
"The rope burned through. He was still alive. He stepped from the tree a short distance, still alight, and there he was to die," he told jurors.
Everitt was murdered between 6 and 29 June last year, the court heard. His body was found in a ditch close to the woodland, in Mautby, near Great Yarmouth.
Jurors were shown a clip from Severance, a 2006 British horror film directed by Christopher Smith, in which a young man was similarly shown tied to a tree before being set on fire. Khalil said the death of Everitt re-created the "worst aspects" of the movie but involved "real people" and a "real" victim.
The court heard Clarke had watched the film, which centres on a company team-building trip to Hungary which goes horribly wrong, about a year before Everitt was killed. He was heard to comment at the time: "Wouldn't it be wicked if you could actually do that to someone in real life?"
Jurors were told that all three defendants had played a part in the murder. Clarke and Stewart blamed each other for setting Everitt alight, while Chandler was alleged to have driven the pair, plus Everitt, to the scene.
"This case will demonstrate the grotesque brutality that young people can inflict on one another, doing it in the name of sexual jealousy or some sort of friendship," Khalil said.
The trio confided in various friends and family and were arrested shortly after Everitt vanished, the court heard.
The case continues.
movies don't create psychos, they only make them more creative.
TAMARI TODEVSKOJ UKRALI AUTO ZBOG SEKSA!
Pevačici Tamari Todevskoj nepoznati lopov ukrao je nedavno automobil ,,fijat punto" kako bi u njemu mogao da vodi ljubav.
Dok je nastupala u diskoteci ,,Amnezija" u Kumanovu, sestri Tijane Dapčević nestalo je vozilo, a posle nekoliko dana iz policije su joj javili da su auto pronašli u blizini sela Vaksince, i to sa otvorenim vratima i iskorišćenim kondomom na zadnjem sedištu!
- Ne mogu da verujem da su moj auto iskoristili da bi se seksualno zadovoljili - izjavila je Tamara, koja je ,,punto" odmah odvezla na hemijsko čišćenje.
*** Tamara Todeska je, inače, mlađa sestra takođe pevačice Tijane Dapčević
Kad smo već kod seksa, u Keniji je trenutno opsadno stanje:
Kenyan women hit men with sex ban (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8025457.stm)
QuoteWomen's activist groups in Kenya have slapped their partners with a week-long sex ban in protest over the infighting plaguing the national unity government.
The Women's Development Organisation coalition said they would also pay prostitutes to join their strike.
The campaigners are asking the wives of the Kenyan president and the prime minister to join in the embargo.
They say they want to avoid a repeat of the violence which convulsed the country after the late-2007 elections.
Relations between Kenya's coalition partners, led by President Mwai Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila Odinga, have become increasingly acrimonious.
Now the dispute has moved to the nation's bedrooms.
Lead from the front
Patricia Nyaundi, executive director of the Federation of Women Lawyers (Fida), one of the organisations in the campaign, said they hoped the seven-day sex ban would force the squabbling rivals to make up.
She said the campaign would start from her bedroom and that emissaries had been sent to the two leaders' wives, Ida Odinga and Lucy Kibaki, urging them to join in and lead from the front.
"Even commercial sex workers should join in the campaign which is so vital to the country," Mrs Nyaundi told the BBC's Focus on Africa programme.
"Great decisions are made during pillow talk, so we are asking the two ladies at that intimate moment to ask their husbands: 'Darling can you do something for Kenya?'"
But the BBC's Anne Waithera in Nairobi says the campaign is likely to meet resistance from some men.
Our correspondent says some would argue that Kenyan men cannot even abstain for two days.
The campaign is being backed by several other lobby groups, including the Caucus for Women's Leadership and Maendeleo ya Wanawake - a nationwide network of women's groups in rural Kenya.
Mr Kibaki and Mr Odinga agreed to share power last year to end post-election violence, which had left some 1,500 people dead and forced 300,000 from their homes.
But the deal has soured with the premier's party claiming he has been sidelined and protesting over everything from electoral reform to the lack of a toilet for Mr Odinga during one recent official visit
Ne znam kako je inače biti homoseksualac u Keniji, ali barem ovih dana mogu da se slatko smeju većinskoj populaciji.
Patricia Nyaundi, executive director of the Federation of Women Lawyers (Fida), one of the organisations in the campaign, said they hoped the seven-day sex ban would force the squabbling rivals to make up.
Da, poznato je da uskracivanje seksa inace veoma blagotvorno i pozitivno djeluje na muskarce ;D
Ajd, ovdje cu...
23. april 2009. u 03.29
Sud u Štutgartu moraće da rešava do sada nezabeležen spor, nakon što je jedan sterlini Nemac iznajmio komšiju da mu oplodi suprugu.
Dvadesetdevetogodišnji Demetrijus Sopolos i njegova supruga godinama su pokušavali da dobiju dete. Kada su im lekari na kraju rekli da je Demetrijus sterilan , počeli su da razmatraju druge mogućnosti.
Odlučili su da angažuju prvog komšiju, tridesetčetvorogodišnjeg Franka Mausa, koji je bio u braku i imao dvoje dece. Maus je pristao da spava sa Demetrijusovom suprugom za nadoknadu od 2.000 evra.
U narednih šest meseci on je to radio tri puta sedmično, ukupno 72 puta, ali nije bilo rezultata.
Posle pola godine, Sopolos je insistirao da Maus ode na pregled i utvrđeno je da je i on sterilan, pa je njegova žena bila primorana da prizna da deca nisu njegova.
Posle svega, Sopolos sudski pokušava da vrati novac, a Maus tvrdi da on nikada nije garantovao začeće, već je samo obećao da će dati sve od sebe, što je i radio. S druge strane, i Maus je tužio svoju suprugu od koje traži razvod na njenu štetu.
(FoNet)
Ovo liči na Goranove Urbane legende...
kopi/pejst tekst
Novost u banci sperme u Kini: Seksi liječnice će ga "nategnuti" za vas!
ŠANGAJ je raj za sve one koji žele darovati spermu, zaraditi novac i pritom se jako dobro zabavljati. Naime, umjesto porno časopisa, skučenog sobička i male čašice, u jednoj tamošnjoj klinici lijepe Kineskinje pružaju pravi erotski doživljaj. Ukoliko prođete zdravstveni test i pokažete malo dobre volje za sijanje potomstva diljem svijeta, šangajska klinika je pravo mjesto za vas.
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I ne samo to, već će vam banke za vaše sjeme platiti čak 30 dolara više nego što plaćaju ostale, uobičajene banke sperme. Postoji samo jedan uvjet prije dolaska u bolnicu, uz uredan zdravstveni karton, naravno. Bitno je da se četiri dana prije seanse suzdržavate od seksa i masturbacije. A ako vam se u banci svidi, možete je posjećivati najviše pet puta mjesečno, a tijekom posjeta mogu se dobiti najviše tri "masaže".
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Sto mu vampira, ovo je vijest za Henenlotera ili Džona Votersa! :!:
ja mislim da je ovo patka!
nego, nije mi jasno zašto davaoci imaju maske na ustima, a 'doktorke' ne?
nije valjda da u usta primaju - donacije?
Quote from: Ghoul on 14-05-2009, 17:06:20
ja mislim da je ovo patka!
i to kineska. specijalitet kuce.
Quote from: Ghoul on 14-05-2009, 17:39:14
nije valjda da u usta primaju - donacije?
spit or swallow?
E dođavola! :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxfKs36xyY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxfKs36xyY)
ima i titl: "Komentar u ovom slučaju zaista nije potreban. Preskordiciju, odnosno predosećanje budućih događaja, zaista nisam imala. Ovo je u stvari najvažniji detalj, jer apsolutno nisam očekivala. Zvuči fantastično, ali nemam objašnjenje ovakvog fenomena. Ova fascinirajuća tvrdnja terala me da nakon ovog divnog iskustva, shvativši do čije mere sam stala, shvatila da sve ono što volim najviše moram žrtvovati i svakako to divno osećanje i dalje živi u meni."
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divno mesto za odmor!
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link sam kaze
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/creepy_vintage_ads
Quote from: dejan on 27-05-2009, 14:17:02
link sam kaze
http://www.guidespot.com/guides/creepy_vintage_ads
:D :!: VRH VRHA!
ha ha, dobro je!
bas su spooky!
još jedna budalaština
http://www.mtsmondo.com/news/vesti/text.php?vest=135951
ovo me podseti na scenu iz Smrtonosnog oružja kad Mel Gibson skoči sa zgrade zajedno sa samoubicom.
QuoteOvaj bezdušni Kinez objasnio je svoje delo rečima da su ljudi koji satima sede na mostovima razmišljajući da li da izvrše samoubistvo, ustvari samoživi stvorovi koji ni ne žele da se ubiju, već samo da skrenu pažnju na sebe.
Taj bezdušni Kinez je potpuno u pravu.
Sou... videli ste kako je sinoć Saša Baron Koen, promovišući svoj naredni film, Bruno, u toku doele MTV movie nagrada 'pao' na Eminema?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcjbWtFnW6M
svašta, meho, otkud ti ideja da mi ovde gledamo MTV dodole?
Pa, znam da voliš SBK-a, a ne voliš repere, ovo je baš za tebe.
Nik Sloter u Srbiji xrofl xrotaeye xrotaeye
http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2009&mm=06&dd=03&nav_id=364082 (http://www.b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2009&mm=06&dd=03&nav_id=364082)
...Topalovići
ALENDEJL, 04.06.2009.
FoNet
Odsekli mrtvacu noge, kako bi stao u sanduk
Američke vlasti oduzele su licencu pogrebnom preduzeću i njegovom direktoru koji je priznao da su njegovi radnici bez odobrenja porodice odrezali noge dva metra visokom mrtvacu, kako bi mogli da ga smeste u kovčeg
Udruženje pogrebnih preduzeća zbog toga je donelo jednoglasnu odluku o zatvaranju kompanije "Cave Funeral Home" iz Alendejla u Južnoj Karolini. Radnik te firme Čarls Kejv mrtvacu je noge odrezao električnom testerom. Udovica nesrećnog muškarca izjavila je da su njenom pokojnom suprugu odrezane noge ispod kolena i stavljene u kovčeg pored tela. Protiv direktora pogrebnog preduzeća mogla bi da bude podneta krivična prijava, jer je prema zakonu u Južnoj Karolini uništavanje posmrtnih ostataka kažnjivo
zatvorom u trajanju do deset godina.
Quote from: shrike on 04-06-2009, 16:26:12
...Topalovići
ALENDEJL, 04.06.2009.
FoNet
Odsekli mrtvacu noge, kako bi stao u sanduk
Američke vlasti oduzele su licencu pogrebnom preduzeću i njegovom direktoru koji je priznao da su njegovi radnici bez odobrenja porodice odrezali noge dva metra visokom mrtvacu, kako bi mogli da ga smeste u kovčeg
Valjda dugačkom... :idea:
http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-nemesis-has-name-changed-by-pranksters-090607/
Pirate Bay Nemesis Has Name Changed By Pranksters
Written by enigmax on June 07, 2009
Antipiratbyrån lawyer Henrik Pontén, one of the Pirate Bay's arch rivals, had quite a surprise recently when he received an unexpected piece of mail. The letter from the Swedish tax authority informed him that his request for a name change had been accepted and from now on, he would be officially known as 'Pirate Pontén'.
Anyone brave enough to take on The Pirate Bay with a view to shutting them down automatically makes millions of enemies, some of which become motivated enough to actually do something about it. Antipiratbyrån lawyer Henrik Pontén knows all about getting on the wrong side of pirates and just recently had yet another reminder that he is widely hated on the Internet.
Just recently Pontén received a letter from the Swedish tax authority (Skatteverket) informing him that his request for a change in his personal details had been accepted, which came as quite a surprise since he had made no such request.
From May 29th 2009, said the letter, 43 year-old Henrik Pontén would have his name changed and become known as Pirate Pontén, undoubtedly to the high amusement of millions of file-sharers.
"The pirate movement have previously tried threats and when that doesn't work, they do this," Pontén told Aftonbladet.
Labeling the name change as a "silly" act, Pontén remains determined to press on and get his original name back. "This only makes me more convinced that I'm right," he said. "The pirate movement often speaks about the importance of personal integrity, but the name change violates my integrity."
Pontén and others like him around the world are continuing to discover that most people in opposition to their plans have access to a keyboard and the Internet and that is all they need to do their tiny part in annoying those that set out to annoy them. One person alone can cause enough damage, multiply this by thousands or millions and the whole situation can become entirely unmanageable.
Pirate Bay users will tell you that they have grown used to Pontén and his activities against them. Equally Pontén says he has grown used to piracy advocates harassing him in return.
"The way I see it, there is a campaign against anyone who disagrees with the piracy movement," notes Pontén. "They are trying to restrict our freedom of speech. Previously they have tried threats, now they are trying other methods," he added.
Pontén told Aftonbladet that the Pirate Party should distance themselves from this type of threat and harassment, although why they should be required to do so is not clear. There is absolutely no suggestion that the Pirate Party was involved in changing Pontén's name but nevertheless, vice chairman Christian Engström felt compelled to comment;
"To poke fun at the opposition is perfectly ok, but this kind of conduct is just bad form. We distance ourselves from threats and trouble-making. It does not benefit the party," he said.
Interestingly, no identity check is carried out in Sweden for name change applications, the person concerned just receives a letter to inform the change has been carried out.
Ingegerd Widell, head of the registry at Skatteverket, said that Pirate Pontén will get his original name back in due course.
Ciglja u zidu paranoja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4cuqW9wX1Q
Ovaj klip je sjajan. Paranoid FTW.
Ne znam da li se baš ovde uklapa, svakako nije zabava ni razonoda, al' 'ajde:
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090607/US.Pregnant.Woman.Killed/
Quote from: Ghoul on 08-06-2009, 20:06:55
Ciglja u zidu paranoja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4cuqW9wX1Q
:|
HELL, YEAH! Ako neko otkrije gde ordinira ovaj car, neka javi i neka gleda kako se časti harmonikaš!
Ovo je klip sa Harvijev best. topic. ever. Zato što je ovo best. clip. ever.
Quote from: John Reynolds on 10-06-2009, 03:35:59:|
HELL, YEAH! Ako neko otkrije gde ordinira ovaj car, neka javi i neka gleda kako se časti harmonikaš!
Ovo je klip sa Harvijev best. topic. ever. Zato što je ovo best. clip. ever.
Potpisujem! Ako ga se nađe, ima ga se časti!
Policija upucala mešanca čivave:
http://www.inquisitr.com/25649/police-shoot-dead-a-chihuahua-but-only-after-tasing-it-first/
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belly - slow dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwkCBftDgyo) :cry:
PONG: After a rousing game of beer pong in Bridgeport, Penn., Joseph
Jiminez, 24, and Scott Riley, 25, got into a dispute. They took it
outside to an alley, witnesses say, and an irritated Riley started
shouting at Jiminez and his companion. "Shoot me, shoot me," Riley
dared. When he got to "You guys ain't got the --", Jiminez pulled a gun
and shot Riley before he could finish his sentence. Jiminez has been
charged with murder. (Philadelphia Inquirer) ...Remember, kids: "He
started it!" doesn't work with your parents, and it doesn't work with
the judge or jury.
Quote from: Ghoul on 13-06-2009, 15:15:22
PONG: After a rousing game of beer pong in Bridgeport, Penn., Joseph
Jiminez, 24, and Scott Riley, 25, got into a dispute. They took it
outside to an alley, witnesses say, and an irritated Riley started
shouting at Jiminez and his companion. "Shoot me, shoot me," Riley
dared. When he got to "You guys ain't got the --", Jiminez pulled a gun
and shot Riley before he could finish his sentence. Jiminez has been
charged with murder. (Philadelphia Inquirer) ...Remember, kids: "He
started it!" doesn't work with your parents, and it doesn't work with
the judge or jury.
Meni ovo i nije bas smesno. Pre dosta godina, na jednoj zurci, doslo je do toga da je jedan lik stavio casu na svoju glavu i terao drugog da puca. Svi smo ga preklinjali da se ne glupira ali on je bio uporan i bukvalno molio jednog lika koji mu je ortak da puca. Ovaj ga je isto molio, kao sve je u redu, verujemo ti da si hrabar... ali onda mu je prekipelo, repetirao je pistolj i zadnje cega se secam pre opste bezanije je da je ovaj pao obliven krvlju. Na svu srecu( a samo jos jedan dokaz da pijane prati sreca) na neki nacin metak ga je samo okrzuo iskidavsi mu samo gornji deo usne skoljke. xshot2
šteta.
bolje bi bilo da je pročistio genetski pool svojih bezvrednih, idiotskih gena.
takve budale ne zaslužuju da (pre)žive.
Zakonom zabranjene tange:
http://www.mtsmondo.net/entertainment/vesti/text.php?vest=137702
Glupos'.
Evo nečeg... prelepog. Kada se priča o female empowermentu, na ovo se misli:
World's strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos (http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/)
QuoteA Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.
"After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls," she said. "I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!"
The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.
"You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook."
The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.
"It's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed," she says.
ne usuđujem se ni da zamislim kako si naišao na ovaj članak!
B92 Život Vesti
8. jul 2009.
Grip žurke u Velikoj Britaniji
Mlade Britance zahvatila je prava manija organizovanja takozvanih "grip žurki", čiji je cilj inficiranje virusom H1N1, dok još nije mutirao.
Među zemljama u Evropi Velika Britanija prednjači po broju osoba zaraženih virusom novog gripa. Mada lekari predviđaju da će virus nastaviti da se širi, mnogi tinejdžeri čine sve kako bi već sada bili zaraženi zbog straha da će virus mutitati i postati opasniji nego što je u ovom trenutku.
Na "grip žurke" pozivaju se oni koji su već zaraženi kako bi došli u kontakt sa onima koji nisu oboleli, a sve u cilju što bržeg sticanja imuniteta na novi virus.
Međutim, kako piše lokalna štampa, u vladinom savetu za zdravstvo upozoravaju na opasnost od te vrste prakse.
"Još uvek se ne zna dovoljno o prirodi novog virusa. Ima dosta slučajeva mladih ljudi koji su preminuli od gripa, mada su do tada bili dobrog zdravlja", istakli su u savetu.
Bah... Norman Spinrad u svom Journal of the Plague Years baš insistira da je ovo najlogičniji način da se podstakne mutacija virusa u bezbednu formu... Neka, nek testiraju Britanci te pristupe na sebi.
Er... da.
Blinded Man Regains Sight With Tooth For Eye (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090704/tuk-blinded-man-regains-sight-with-tooth-45dbed5.html)
QuoteA blinded man has seen his wife for the first time after surgeons gave him back his sight using one of his teeth.
Thanks To Tooth Enlarge photo Martin Jones' canine was pulled out so a tiny optical lens could be fitted to it, then the tooth was inserted in his eye socket.
The 42-year-old lost his left eye and was totally blinded in the right 12 years ago when a tub of molten aluminium exploded in his face at the scrapyard where he worked.
He fell in love with care worker Gill, 50, and the pair married four years ago and settled down in Rotherham, South Yorkshire.
But he had never dreamt he would be able to see what she looks like.
Then he heard about these amazing operations performed by surgeon Christopher Lui and his team in Brighton, East Sussex.
He said when the bandages came off the first person he wanted to see was Gill.
"The doctors took the bandages off and it was like looking through water.
"Then I saw this figure and it was her, it was unbelieveable," Mr Jones told The Sun newspaper.
The tooth was implanted in his cheek for three months to grow blood vessels and new tissue.
Once it was moved into his eye it was under two weeks until Mr Jones could see.
"When I tell friends I see through my tooth they don't believe me.
"But then I take off my glasses - and my eye looks like something from a sci-fi movie," Mr Jones told The Sun.
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Arquette to live in box to raise money for hungry
NEW YORK – David Arquette is going to live in a box in New York City to raise money for the hungry.
The 37-year-old actor plans to stay in a Plexiglas box above the Madison Square Garden marquee on Tuesday and Wednesday to raise $250,000 for Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger relief charity. He'll stay in the box each day for about eight hours.
Donations can come on site or through text messages or a Facebook page set up by Mars Inc., the company that makes Snickers candy bars.
A Mars spokesman says Arquette will eat during his two-day stay in the plastic enclosure.
Arquette starred in the "Scream" movie franchise.
Nikad nisam razumio te "e, ajd da skupimo nešto love u dobrotvorne svrhe tako što ćemo malo da se glupiramo!" egzibicije. Ako neko hoće nešto da da, daće svakako, a ako neće, ne vjerujem da će promijeniti mišljenje zbog nekog imbecila koji provodi osam sati u nekakvoj kutiji ili zbog nekog ko izgradi sebi kuću na drvetu ili tri dana dubi na glavi ili nešto.
Then again, postoji mnogo stvari koje ne razumijem na ovom svijetu...
BUCKLE DOWN: Police in West Hazleton, Penn., got a grant to set up
special patrols under the "Buckle Up" program to enforce the state's
seatbelt law. During a grant-sponsored crackdown, they noticed a
speeding car, weaving from lane to lane without using turn signals.
They stopped the driver, Ryan Neaus, 21, who told them he was speeding
"because he was chasing the person who just robbed him of his Apple
iPhone and three bags of marijuana," the resulting report says.
Officers noticed a bong sitting on the front seat, and a search turned
up multiple illegal drugs. Neaus was arrested on drug charges -- and
failure to wear a seatbelt. (Wilkes Barre Times Leader)
...Investigators note that not using a seatbelt is a "gateway crime" to
more serious offenses.
RTS - narodne nosnje iz Macve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpgxAMRwG3M#lq-hq)
xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Zače, pa ti si moj idol!!! :| :| :|
Ovo odmah kačim na fejsbuk. :!:
Šta misliš otkud meni :)
e bre ovo je matoro ima već dve godine kako sam video, kasniš zače
http://www.hobbithousemanila.com/ (http://www.hobbithousemanila.com/)
Tolkien-themed bar u Manili gde je sva posluga - patuljasta. xrotaeye
Vesela pjesmica mlađahnog Španca - Dodirni mi Windows (sa titlovima na španskom i srpskom - closed caption)
Brody Tócame El Windous (Dodirni mi Windows, Touch my Windows) con subtitulos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZM-bh53dGc#ws-lq-lq2)
Ne propustiti tekst !! xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Ovo nije baš za strange but weird ali nisam hteo da zagađujem topike o hororu iako je tema zapravo za Harvestera, Ghoula, Miloša, Kunca, Kripla, Džindžera itd.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html)
Dakle, pet najnenormalnijih edukativnih filmova o bezbednosti na radnom mestu koji su zapravo pola niskobudžetni splatter horor a pola DTV kung-fu. Apsolutno hilerijs.
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 17-07-2009, 16:18:08
http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html)
Dakle, pet najnenormalnijih edukativnih filmova o bezbednosti na radnom mestu koji su zapravo pola niskobudžetni splatter horor a pola DTV kung-fu. Apsolutno hilerijs.
htedoh pogledati snimak, no mi kompijutor rekao "Your request was denied because of its content categorization. ". mora da nije "safe" da se gleda :D
xrofl
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Deda pregazio babu invalidskim kolicima
Petak, 24. jul 2009. 13:11
Bizarna nesreća dogodila se u Velikoj Britaniji kada je u jednom manjem mestu čovek stariji od 70 godina, svojim električnim kolicima pregazio 90-godišnju staricu i pobegao s mesta događaja.
"Na staricu je naleteo muškarac u svojim 70-im godinama života i udario je električnim kolicima. Unesrećena žena prevezena je u bolnicu, gdje joj se pruža medicinska pomoć zbog teških, ali ne i po život opasnih povreda", izjavio je portparol policije i dodao kako policija traga za vozačem kolica.
Mario Bross sex tape
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918367)
Pročitala 25.000 knjiga
Louise Brown (91) iz mjesta Stranraer na jugozapadu Škotske od 1946. godine posuđivala je desetak knjiga tjedno i nikad nije morala platiti kaznu zbog kašnjenja u vraćanju knjiga.
I danas čita dvanest naslova tjedno, i to uglavnom ljubiće, ratne priče i povijesne drame.
Ova umirovljenica, koja zbog problema s vidom posljednjih godina posuđuje jedino knjige tiskane krupnim slovima, pročitala je gotovo sve knjige iz lokalne kjižnice.
"Moji roditelji su puno čitali i ljubav prema čitanju su prenijeli i na mene. Počela sam čitati kada sam imala pet godina i nikada nisam prestala. Volim pročitati sve što mi dođe u ruke", izjavila je Louise Brown.
Kako piše loklani tisak, zaposleni u knjižnici u Stranraer kažu da bi čitalačke navike tijekom posljednjih 60 godina gospođi Brown trebale omogućiti ulaz u Guinnessovu knjigu rekorda.
"Iako je posudila 25.000 knjiga, nikada nije kasnila s vraćanjem. Knjižnjičari smatraju da je izuzetna žena i s nestrpljenjem očekuju njene tjedne posjete. Svi se pitaju bi li itko mogao oboriti njen rekord", komentirali zaposleni u biblioteci u Stranraeru.
(net.hr)
Najjača vagina na svetu
Jedna Ruskinja može da se pohvali da ima najjače vaginalne mišiće na svetu, kojima može da podigne čak 14 kilograma težine!
Tatjana Kožnjevnikova, 42-godišnja Ruskinja rođena u Novosibirsku, posle porođaja otkrila je da ima slabo razvijene vaginalne mišiće i onda se "bacila" na trening.
Posle 15 godina vežbanja, najintimniji deo njenog tela postao je vrlo jak. Sada vaginom može da podigne staklenu kuglu tešku 14 kilograma, čime je ušla u knjigu svetskih rekorda.
"Posle porođaja, moji intimni mišići su oslabili. Odlučila sam da vežbam uz pomoć staklenih kuglica, koje se gurnu u vaginu i onda radite kontrakcije mišića", objasnila je Ruskinja.
(MONDO)
Worlds Strongest Vagina (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US-C8Hpfquw#ws-lq-lq2-hq)
Ja sam ovu vest već objavio na ovoj istoj stranici, ali ti si dineo i snimke! Aferim!!!
TV voditelj naručivao ubistva zbog dizanja rejtinga emisije
Policija u Brazilu optužila je lokalnog voditelja televizijske emisije, koja se bavi crnom hronikom, da je naručivao ubistva zarad podizanja rejtinga svoje emisije.
Valas Suza, iz federalne brazilske države Amazonas, tereti se da je, zajedno sa svojim sinom, naručio najmanje pet ubistava i onda slao svoju televizijsku ekipu da prva izveštava sa lica mesta.
AUTO NEUROTIC: Coggin Pontiac, a car dealer in Jacksonville, Fla., was a
bit suspicious of a check that a woman wrote for a new $70,000 car --
the check identified the account holders as "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and
Emma Christ". The dealer called the woman's bank, which said the check
was not valid, so their next call was to the Jacksonville Sheriff's
Office. Deputies found Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, had multiple
credit cards in her purse, some in her name, and others bearing the
name Emma Christ. She insisted she had the money to back the check,
since she owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money
into." Deputies arrested her on felony fraud charges. (Jacksonville
Times-Union) ...It's unclear which is crazier: that anyone would "just
deposit money" into her web site, or that anyone would want a $70,000
Pontiac.
AUTO EROTIC: Shoppers in Albuquerque, N.M., say they spotted a man in the
parking lot of a grocery store with his pants around his ankles,
"humping" the back end of his own car while waving his arms around and
shouting. Police arrived to find Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to the
car. He was arrested and charged with aggravated indecent exposure -- a
felony, because children witnessed the event. (KRQE-TV Albuquerque)
...And seeing that screws up their concept of where cars really come
from -- the government!
COTTON TO IT: Cotton On Kids, a New Zealand clothing store chain, is
refusing to pull a line of baby clothing with sayings on them after
calls from "child advocates." The slogans include "I'm Living Proof My
Mum Is Easy", "The Condom Broke" and "Mummy Likes it on Top". A store
spokeswoman said few shoppers have been offended, and most are finding
the line amusing. (New Zealand Herald) ...No problem: we're not
teaching kids to read anymore anyway.
KNUCKLE SANDWICH, TO GO: When a 5'-11" robber weighing 235 pounds hit a
Subway sandwich shop in Houston, Texas, the gal behind the counter
wouldn't have any of it. "When the register opened, he lunged over and
grabbed it," said clerk Yava Matthews. "My initial response was to hit
him. So I hit him." The shocked robber fell back against a wall, but
then realized he had the cash drawer in his hands and made a break for
the door. "I jumped over the counter and then jumped on him," Matthews
said. "A lot of people were standing around and I told them to give me
something. Somebody brought me some handcuffs, so I got him and I
handcuffed him." But the robber still struggled until someone handed
her a Taser. "I am Tasing him and he says, 'I can't breathe. I can't
breathe'," Matthews remembered. "I said, 'If you can talk to me, you
can breathe. So be quiet before I Taser you again." At that, the robber
started to cry, and about then police arrived and arrested Tracy
Armstead, 29, for attempted robbery. (KHOU-TV Houston) ....He's 5'-11"
and 235 pounds? You know, Subway has a wide variety of low-cal, low-fat
choices.
BUT HEY, LET'S NOT RUSH INTO ANYTHING: "Texas Will Soon Make Sure That
Competent Lawyers Handle Death-Row Appeals" -- Houston Chronicle
headline
FAITH NO MORE - Just A Man - live @ Sziget Festival - Budapest, 16 August 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNY_oRAZI3c#normal)
Erm, od šestog minuta Paton jede pertlu... :/
http://www.politika.rs/rubrike/Srbija/Osam-godina-gajio-decu-misleci-da-su-njegova.sr.html (http://www.politika.rs/rubrike/Srbija/Osam-godina-gajio-decu-misleci-da-su-njegova.sr.html)
QuoteОсам година гајио децу мислећи да су његова
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Јанко тешко зарађује за хлеб и издржава породицу(Фото З. Глигоријевић)
Ћуприја - Јанко Пауновић из Исакова код Ћуприје сазнао је да није билошки отац ниједној од две ћерке тек када га је супруга Снежана напустила и отишла да живи са другим човеком. Занимљиво је да М.П. (7) и М.П. (4) имају различите биолошке очеве. Девојчице кажу да је Јанко њихов тата, али када им се покажу фотографије правих очева, свака узме фотографију свог оца. Када се посвађају, онда млађа девојчица каже старијој да је њен отац богатији, јер има аутобусе и камионе, а старија се побуни и каже да је њен отац богатији.
-Хвала човеку за кога је Снежана побегла, јер никада не бих сазнао да деца нису моја. Она је постала обесна, јер сам ја по читав дан копао бунаре и бавио се водоинсталатерским послом. Радио сам и у иностранству и добро зарађивао, а она је имала пуно слободног времена. Сада ћу та два човека да тужим за душевну бол и патњу, као и због тога што су ноћу долазили да ми прете. И они ће морати да издржавају децу, - љути се Јанко у разговору за ,,Политику" додајући да је добро да је остао здрав поред свих претрпљених шокова.
Његова голгота почиње новембра прошле године. Након само неколико дана што га је Снежана напустила и одвела децу син њеног љубавника тражио му је 2.000 евра да би му вратио децу.
,,Мој отац и твоја жена ће продати децу. Зато боље дај мени тај новац, ја ћу да их украдем и да ти их вратим", рекао је син љубавника моје одбегле жене, који је док ме је уцењивао на сто ставио пиштољ. Рекао сам му да немам новац, а он да ћу онда остати без деце. Сутрадан сам отишао у полицију и пријавио рекетирање. Три дана касније организована је клопка код моје куће, где су тог Циганина ухапсили са обележеним новчаницама - наставља Јанко.
Како полиција није могла да докаже да су Снежана и њен љубавник саучесници у овој врсти уцене, социјални радници су децу вратили Снежани. Три дана касније родбина човека са којим је Снежана живела Јанку је вратила децу и обећала 15.000 евра само да промени свој исказ на суду како би младић био ослобођен.
- Нисам пристао на то и онда су они почели да ме јуре и прете. Из тог пакла извукла нас је полиција која нам је у два наврата организовала заштиту. Мени је било битно само да заштитим децу, јер тада сам мислио да су моја. Онда је дошао један човек, чије име никада нећу да откријем и рекао ми да је добро то што чиним за децу, али да треба да урадим ДНК анализу и утврдим да ли су моја, јер му је Снежана рекла да то уопште нису моја деца. Када сам то урадио веровао сам да ће показати да је бар старија ћерка моја, али испоставило се да обе нису - каже Јанко за наш лист и додаје да је поред тужбе за развод брака поднео и тужбу за оспоравање, али и утврђивање очинства.
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Јанкова кућа принудни смештај за бившу супругу и децу
Снежана за ,,Политику" признаје да деца нису Јанкова, да су прави очеви још фебруара на суду то признали, да су се нагодили и да ових дана треба да јој стигне прва уплата.
-Тражила сам алиментацију до 18. године, а ако деца студирају до 24. године, као и део наследства, јер им то по закону припада. Новица Јовановић из Исакова, отац старије ћерке, треба да ми исплати 30.000 евра, а Михајло Керић, који је у Швајцарској, отац млађе ћерке, 30.000 швајцараца – прорачунала је Снежана.
На питање због чега је варала мужа, она је одговорила да га она није много интересовала као жена, због велике разлике у годинама и да никада није био код куће, па је она била са разним мушкарцима.
Јанко и даље издржава Снежану и децу, јер се налазе на принудном смештају код њега док се не нађе боље решење.
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Мајчино признање
- Када сам сазнао да деца нису моја, моја мајка ми је признала да ни ја нисам син човека кога сам сматрао оцем, већ једног комшије. Отишао сам на његов гроб, понео огледало и свој лик упоредио са фотографијом на споменику. На основу црта лица уверио сам се да ми он јесте отац - тужно ће Јанко.
Зорица Глигоријевић
Najepskije zamešateljstvo IKADA!
Flas Gordone jebem li ti majku (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv9Po_h2VaA#normal)
Milan Tarot će jednog dana biti prepoznat kao najoštriji satiričar na ovim prostorima...
Darth Vader's theme:
Imperijalna Harmonika Imperial Harmonika Imperial Accordeon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3gPx8QS1Y#normal)
Nova hit melodija za mobilne telefone :-)
Pa kad se vec salje svasta :) - Metallica u kafani
kafanska metallica (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVMpLBljzec#normal)
Hell, yeah!! :|
Vasa dere pivo!! YuwaBits Forum (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZT2lCSjQAo#normal)
Treba tući. xtwak
ONE FELON, TO GO: Alonzo C. Rucker, 18, looked a bit suspicious when he
entered the Quotes Bar & Grill in Janesville, Wisc. -- he was wearing a
bandana around his face and reaching into his pants as if he had a
weapon there. Robbing the place was a bad idea: he had followed four
men in the front door, all off-duty police officers, and more than a
dozen other off-duty cops were already in the bar. When an officer
turned around and noticed Rucker, he quickly tackled him, and was aided
by other officers. Rucker was held until on-duty officers arrived to
take him to jail. A surveillance video shows the first officer never
even put his beer down. (Janesville Gazette) ...Of course not: he knew
he'd be thirsty in a minute.
STING OPERATION: Sheriff's deputies in Faulkner County, Ark., responded
to a residence on Billy Goat Mountain on a report that a man riding an
ATV had stolen various items from a shed. When the resident confronted
the burglar, he fled -- and crashed the ATV into a bee hive. The
burglar then abandoned the ATV and set off into the woods on foot.
Deputies found a stolen tractor nearby: it had apparently been the
burglar's first vehicle, but the thief had gotten it stuck between two
trees. The ATV also turned out to have been stolen. Deputies found the
man nearby, lying unconscious, foaming at the mouth, and barely
breathing after being stung by 50-100 bees. After hospital treatment
Rickey Dale Ford, 46, who lives on Nanny Goat Lane, was booked on
multiple felony theft counts. (Conway Log Cabin Democrat) ...And why
did he turn to crime? Because it's so much easier than working for a
living.
Neuspjelo bacanje pod voz!!!
Žena legla na prugu u namjeri da se samoubije, ali ništa od toga. Detalji (i video snimak!) ovde:
http://www.mtsmondo.com/news/vesti/text.php?vest=136535 (http://www.mtsmondo.com/news/vesti/text.php?vest=136535)
Džedaj tuži supermarket zbog diskriminacije
Autor: Blic online
Danijel Džouns, osnivač "Britanske crkve džedaja", optužio je lanac supermarketa "Tesko" za diskriminaciju, jer mu nisu dozvolili da bude u prodavnici sa kapuljačom na glavi, prenosi list "San".
Danijel je sa svojim bratom Barnijem osnovao religiju zasnovanu na filmovima "Zvezdani ratovi", nakon što se na popisu u Velikoj Britaniji 2001. godine skoro 400.000 ljudi izjasnilo kao džedaji. Podršku ovoj ili sličnim organizacijama širom sveta daje skoro milion ljudi, a Danijel se zajedno sa svojim "saborcima" zavetovao da će u javnosti uvek nositi kapuljaču na glavi, nalik svojim uzorima iz čuvenih Lukasovih filmova.
Džounsa, poznatog i po svom džedajskom imenu Morda Hehol, izbacili su radnici jedne prodavnice u severnom Velsu, nakon što je on odbio da skine kapuljaču.
"Rekao sam im da to zahteva moja religija, ali oni su mi se samo smejali, a zatim mi naredili da izađem iz prodavnice. Prošao sam pored jedne muslimanke, koja je nosila veo. Siguran sam da bi ista pravila trebalo da važe za sve. Džedaji moraju da nose kapuljače u javnosti", izjavio je 23-godišnji Džouns.
"Savetovaću ostalim sledbenicima da bojkotuju Tesko, ako se ovako nešto ponovi. Osetiće Silu", dodao je Džouns.
Predstavnici "Teska" su mladom džedaju odgovorili sa dobrim argumentima.
"Mi tražimo od džedaja da skinu kapuljače u našim prodavnicama. Obi Van Kenobi, Joda i Luk Skajvoker su svi slobodno šetali golih glava, a nisu prešli na Tamnu stranu", izjavio je predstavnik supermarketa.
http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=111404 (http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=111404)
Добро капуљаче, мене занима гдје купују свјетлосне мачеве????
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Privatna policija u SAD koristi grb Srbije
Privatna firma za obezbeđenje ,,American Police Force" (,,Američka policijska služba"), koja je prošle nedelje preuzela rad lokalne policije u gradiću Hardin u američkoj saveznoj državi Montani, kao svoj amblem koristi državni grb Srbije.
Kompanija koja tvrdi da rešava sve slučajeve, od bračnih neverstava do obezbeđivanja konvoja u Iraku i Avganistanu, postavila je srpski grb na svom sajtu na nekoliko stranica. Vlasnik ove firme je Majkl Hilton, državljanin SAD, koji je poreklom iz Crne Gore. Lokalni mediji iz Montane navode da je Hilton izjavio da je grb Srbije zapravo njegov porodični grb. On je, prema informacijama ,,Misulijana", lista iz grada Misule u Montani, u poslednjih 20 godina izvršio više prevara koristeći prezimena Đoković i Đokić, a u martu 1993. je zbog izvršenja višestrukih krivičnih dela osuđen na dve godine federalnog zatvora, ali ne zna se koliko je u njemu proveo. On je poslednji put svoj policijski dosije dopunio u martu 2003. kada ga je policija Hantington Biča u Južnoj Kaliforniji uhapsila jer je vozio pijan. Hilton je, prema podacima dostupnim na internetu, u poslednje dve decenije koristio veliki broj imena - Čedomir Đokić, Miodrag Doković, Miodrag Đokić, Miodrag Đoković, Majkl Hamilton, Entoni Majkl Hilton, Majkl Entoni Hilton, Majkl Milton i Hristijan Đokić.
Na sajtu ,,American Police Force", pored upadljivo postavljenog grba Srbije, navode se međunarodne operacije kojima se bavi ova privatna firma - obuka policajaca i pripadnika bezbednosnih službi, obuka specijalnih jedinica, traganje za beguncima, oslobađanje i kidnapovanih i plaćanje otkupa, kao i obezbeđivanje konvoja u Iraku i Avganistanu.
Poslovi kojima se bavi ova privatna vojska jesu i špijuniranje bračnih partnera, video-nadzor, kriminalne istrage, provera podataka o osobama koje imaju ili nemaju dosije u policiji, rad na nerešenim slučajevima ubistva i provere na poligrafu. Američki mediji su objavili da je uniforma ,,Američke policijske službe" koju je Hilton nosio prilikom pregovora sa vlastima Hardina, zapravo uniforma policije Los Anđelesa čije kopije mogu da se kupe u specijalizovanim radnjama u tom gradu, a da je ,, kapetan" Hilton na nju samo nakačio obeležja svoje firme, odnosno državni grb Srbije.
Dolazak tri crna ,,Mercedesova" džipa vredna po 40.000 dolara, na kojima je stajao natpis ,, Policija grada Hardina", prošle nedelje je uzburkao duhove u mestu u kojem živi oko 3.600 stanovnika. Kompanija ,, American Police Force" registrovana je u kalifornijskom gradu Anahajmu i odatle su džipovi i stigli u Hardin, uz obećanje Hiltona da će ih pokloniti državnoj policiji tog gradića ako ona bude formirana u budućnosti. Prema pisanju američkih medija, sedište njegove kompanije zapravo je privatna adresa Džozefa Vidovića, američkog državljanina srpskog porekla, koji je medijima izjavio da Hiltonu ,,samo iznajmljuje sobu".
On je u kontakt sa vlastima Hardina stupilo pre oko sedam meseci. Glavni razlog za dolazak Hiltona u Montanu bio je zatvor ,,Dve reke" koji je lokalna samouprava Hardina izgradila pre dve godine, nadajući se da će taj zatvor omogućiti zapošljavanje oko 100 stanovnika tog gradića. Investicija se pokazala kao nerentabilna, i zatvor sa 464 kreveta, vredan 27 miliona dolara, ostao je prazan. Hilton, koji se pretstavljao kao vojni veteran, zvaničnicima Hardina ponudio je da njegova kompanija uzme zatvor pod zakup za više od 2,6 miliona dolara godišnje i da uz to uloži 17 miliona za gradnju centra za obuku na gradskom zemljištu. Ugovor je trebalo da bude potpisan sledeće nedelje. Inače, kompanija na svom sajtu, pored srpskog grba, ima i delimično promenjeno državno obeležje Crne Gore ili Rusije.
Nedostupan za komentar
,,Blic" je juče pokušao da stupi u kontakt sa Majklom Hiltonom u njegovoj kancelariji u Vašingtonu, ali on nije želeo da se direktno obrati, već nam je njegova sekretarica zatražila da mu poruku ostavimo na automatu. Ni portparol ove kompanije Beki Šej nije bila raspoložena za izjave.
blic
Evo i njihovog sajta
http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/ (http://www.americanpolicegroup.com/)
HIS HOBBY STINKS: Four years ago, Gary Moody was found wearing waders,
hip-deep in the waste pit of a ladies outhouse in New Hampshire's White
Mountain National Forest. Moody said he was searching for his wife's
lost wedding ring, but investigators didn't buy it and filed charges. A
federal judge spared him jail, ordering him to get psychiatric
treatment instead. Recently a camper in Maine, a few miles from the New
Hampshire border, said that she went into a pit-toilet restroom and "a
man popped up out of the hole leading to the waste vault," according to
court papers. "The man [said], 'Sorry about that, I was getting my
shirt.'" Sure enough, it was Moody, now 47, who faces three new federal
charges. Moody admits he never got the ordered psychiatric treatment
and has waded in outhouses "on more than the two occasions when he
happened to get caught," an investigator says, but "expressed anger
toward society because of how he was treated after he was found in the
pit of a national forest outhouse in 2005," causing him to suffer
"extreme embarrassment." (New Hampshire Union Leader) ...But apparently
not enough to stop doing it. Let's hope he's embarrassed enough this
time.
Mehanički tumor, direktno sa bloga Pink Tentacle (http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/09/mechanical-tumor-external-heart-elastic-cell/):
QuoteMechanical tumor, external heart, elastic cell
Interactive media artist Mio I-zawa's "mechanical tumor" is a quivering hunk of fleshy, organic-looking material that expands and contracts depending on the amount of stress your computer is experiencing.
Equipped with a series of motors and pneumatic actuators, the mechanical tumor pulsates gently when the CPU load is low. When the CPU load is high, the tumor's air compressor is activated, causing the lump of flesh to inflate.
The size of the tumor fluctuates according to the CPU utilization rate, giving the user a very tangible reading of the computer's stress level.
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Jutjub je trenutno nedostupan, postovaću link ka videu kada budem mogao.
EDIT: evo, sređeno.
mechanical tumor (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJyBy_cgTtA&feature=player_embedded#ws-normal)
Takođe i
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Gad dem, zajebaše nas.
Nego,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moondog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moondog)
QuoteMoondog was the pseudonym of Louis Thomas Hardin (May 26, 1916 – September 8, 1999), a blind American composer, musician, cosmologist, poet, and inventor of several musical instruments. Although these achievements would have been considered extraordinary for any blind person, Moondog further removed himself from society through his decision to make his home on the streets of New York for approximately twenty of the thirty years he spent in the city. The public began to appreciate the extent of Moondog's talents only in the final decades of Moondog's life, primarily because of his stubborn refusal to wear anything other than his own home-made clothes,[citation needed] all based on his own interpretation of the Norse god Thor. Indeed, he was known for much of his life as "The Viking of 6th Avenue".[1]
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Artist: Moondog
Album: Moondog/Moondog2
Year: 2001
Genre: Ambient, Psychedelic, Medieval, Classical
Tracks: 17 tracks
Format: Mp3
Quality: 160kbps; 4410Khz; Joint Stereo
Size: 53 MB
Tracklist:
1 Theme
2 Stamping Ground
3 Symphonique #3 (Ode to Venus)
4 Symphonique #6 (Good for Goodie)
5 Minisym #1 I - Allegro II - Andante Adaio III - Vivace
6 Lament I, "Bird's Lament"
7 Witch of Endor I - Dance II - Trio A. Adagio (The Prophesy) B. Andante (The Battle)
8 Symphonique #1 (Portrait of a Monarch)
9 Bells are Ringing
10 Voices of Spring
11 What's the Most Exciting Thing
12 All is Loneliness
13 My Tiny Butterfly
14 Why Spend a Dark Night with Me
15 Coffee Beans
16 Down is Up
17 Be a Hobo
http://turbobit.net/yqx3okb9foce.html (http://turbobit.net/yqx3okb9foce.html)
http://letitbit.net/download/8953.862eb55287b8f293d3ea0ecef4/1969___Moondog.zip.html (http://letitbit.net/download/8953.862eb55287b8f293d3ea0ecef4/1969___Moondog.zip.html)
Zombie Walk u Buenos Airesu
Evo veoma zanimljivih slika sa proslogodisnje manifestacije:
http://www.mundozombie.com.ar/fotos/index.php?list=5 (http://www.mundozombie.com.ar/fotos/index.php?list=5)
A posebno ove:
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Juce je odrzan zombie walk 2009 ali jos nema slika.
http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/high_diving_horses/ (http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/high_diving_horses/)
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High diving horses were a regular attraction in Atlantic City in the 1920s. On one hand, it's a shame that television and the Internet have "saved" us from weird entertainment like this. On the other hand, it's really not. Oh for an America where you could watch horses getting flung off diving boards while noshing funnel cake.
Nowadays, this whole bag of nonsense strikes me as punk rock meme-reworkable a la pirates, ninjas, unicorns. Sadly, no video remains.
Here's an essay though. (http://www.petticoated.com/pdqwinter04/otherdocs/divinghorsesW04.html)
xsleep2 Da li ste sanjali ovog čoveka? (https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi35.tinypic.com%2F20jr8r7.jpg&hash=36bb806a137264e598aa5110173bd2684ddb4bf5) Hiljade ljudi širom sveta tokom poslednje tri godine sanjalo istu nepoznatu osobu.
Ovo je slika čoveka koji zalazi u snove hiljada ljudi. Niko ne zna ko je on, niko ga nikad nije video na javi, ali svi koji su ga sanjali tvrde da je to "taj čovek" i da u snovima uvek radi jedno te isto - daje im savete o tome kako treba živeti.
Sve je počelo u januaru 2006. godine u Njujorku - pacijent poznatog psihijatra žalio se da ga u snovima progoni neki čovek koji ga savetuje o raznim stvarima. Psihijatar je zamolio pacijenta da da uputstva kako bi crtač napravio skicu lica tog čoveka, i tako je nastao crtež koji gledate. Uskoro, psihijatar je potpuno zaboravio na ovaj slučaj.
Dve godine kasnije, psihijatra je posetio još jedan pacijent sa identičnom pričom - o čoveku koji ga progoni u snovima savetujući ga šta da radi u životu. Psihijatar ga je zamolio da opiše čoveka iz snova i imao je šta da vidi - to je bio onaj isti čovek iz 2006.
Psihijatar je onda odlučio da raširi vest o čoveku iz snova po stručnim krugovima. Uskoro su mu se javila četvorica kolega sa istom pričom: "Imam pacijenta koji mesecima sanja istog ovog čoveka, koji mu govori šta treba da radi u životu".
Od januara 2006. do danas najmanje 2.000 ljudi je, ne znajući za druge slučajeve, nacrtalo ili dalo instrukcije da se nacrta lice ovog čoveka. Ovi ljudi žive u svim krajevima sveta: Los Anđelesu, NJujorku, Berlinu, Sao Paulu, Teheranu, Pekingu, Rimu, Barseloni, Stokholmu, Parizu, NJu Delhiju, Moskvi itd. Svi tvrde da ih on redovno posećuje u snovima i svi tvrde da im tamo govori šta treba da rade sa svojim životima. I svi, do jednog zovu ga "ovaj" ili "taj" čovek, piše "Glas".
I najvažnije, niko od njih nije potvrdio da poznaje bilo koga ko izgleda kao čovek sa slike, ili barem liči na njega.
(MONDO)
Quote from: raindelay on 19-10-2009, 10:28:50
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znam bre ovoga, išo sa mnom u vojsku, na topčideru, 98-99, samo tada nije pokazivao sklonost ka muvanju po tuđim snovima.
po mojim svakako ne.
a ja ionako ni na javi ne volim da mi bilo ko govori šta da radim, osim ako sam to ne pitam (retko).
ako je to on, na javi je bio dobar čovek.
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a mozda je to BOG :?
bog je žensko, mislim da je to jasno.
The 4WD with seats made of whale penis
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If four-wheel-drives weren't politically incorrect enough, a Russian car maker is offering one with whale penis leather trim. By RICHARD BLACKBURN.
A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with "whale-penis leather".
The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.
On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.
Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world's most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.
The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world's most expensive SUV.
The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.
The car also comes with three bottles of the world's most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.
The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.
Dartz's armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are "rocket grenade-proof" according to the website.
For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.
Quote from: Ghoul on 19-10-2009, 12:50:24
bog je žensko, mislim da je to jasno.
Mislis BOG je Lady-Boy aka She-Male ? :idea:
ne, mislim da bog nema muda.
Bog je pussy! :evil:
pa to sam i reko.
ktulu.
Pričate koješta, a mislite na Alanis Moriset. :(
Quote from: John Reynolds on 20-10-2009, 20:40:45
Pričate koješta, a mislite na Alanis Moriset. :(
alanis ima muda???!
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
poses wearing women's lingerie and a wig. He was particularly upset
that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
that before the election, he might have been re-elected.
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
"Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
will be in a hurry to get out, too.
SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY:
"Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline
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:P
Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers The world of Mexican midget wrestling is in mourning after two of its most famous stars were apparently poisoned by fake prostitutes.
Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.
The women who spiked the twins' drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.
They normally just knock out their victims but the dose proved too much for Alberto – aka 'La Parkita' (Little Death) and Alejandro – aka 'Espectrito II'.
The 36-year-olds were veteran stars of the 'Lucha Mini' world of midget wrestling.
They began their fighting careers 17 years ago in a tag team called the Small Devils and sometimes crossed over into American WWF/WWE wrestling.
Skeleton-masked La Parkita fought at the WWF Royal Rumble showpiece events in 1997 and 1998 in a tag team alongside Lucha Mini legend and Hollywood actor Mascarita Sagrada.
At the 1997 Royal Rumble, he faced – and beat – a tag team featuring his brother, who was fighting under the name Mini Mankind.
Alejandro also fought at WWE events using the alias 'Tarantula'. But it seems their wrestling careers were the last thing on their minds on Sunday night.
The luchadors picked up the two women after filming a TV fight show and took them to a hotel, according to police in Mexico City.
But while preparing for their 'bouts' they appear to have had their alcoholic drinks spiked before being robbed.
The pair were found by cleaners at the hotel on Monday. Tests suggested they had not had sex with the women.
It is thought their size made them more vulnerable to the drugs the women put in their drinks.
Police suspect a gang known as The Leak or The Drops was involved in the incident and said 20 people were arrested for similar crimes last year.
Yesterday, there were conflicting reports as to whether the 'prostitutes' had been arrested.
Dezorijentisane ptice... ili... jure za loptom :D
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=970_1257546785 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=970_1257546785)
THE DIRTY RATS! When flags started going missing from graves at a
cemetery in Hampton, N.H., locals -- especially veterans' groups --
expressed outrage at the desecration. But people need to chill, a
cemetery official said. "Several years back we had the same situation,"
said Cemetery Trustee Richard Bateman. The conclusion: "it was the
squirrels." The rodents were snatching the flags to line their nests,
he said, and that's probably what's going on now, too. "I don't think
it's squirrels," said the dubious Commander of the local American
Legion Post, Ralph Fatello. "But, if it's squirrels, we are going to
prosecute them and I'm going to make an example out of them." And,
Fatello added, they need to be more patriotic. "I don't know how I'm
going to teach a history lesson to squirrels, but I would be willing to
sit them down and try to talk to them." (Portsmouth Herald)
...Squirrels or not, there are clearly nuts involved here.
QuoteMan charged with beating ex-girlfriend's puppy pleads guilty
Quotewho beat his ex-girlfriend's puppy while recording the act on a phone voicemail message took a plea deal in court Wednesday instead of moving forward to a trial.
A odbrana je super:
Quote"This young man has a little bit of a history of drug and alcohol abuse," said Zabriskie. "He was under the influence of those substances when this happened."
Quote"Anthony is a good kid. You know he's been raised with animals his whole life," said Spidle. "It was a crazy point in time in our own life. There was more things adding up to this."
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8719579 (http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=8719579)
NO HONOR AMONG THIEVES: A student at the University of Wisconsin in
Milwaukee was walking home from work when four men pulled him into an
alley and forced him to lie face-down with a gun to his neck. They took
everything from his pockets, but when the gang leader looked in the
victim's wallet and saw an Army Reserve ID card, he told his
accomplices to give him his stuff back. "The guy continued to say
throughout the situation that he respects what I do and at one point he
actually thanked me and he actually apologized," the unidentified 21-
year-old victim said. "The leader of the group actually walked back
[and] gave me a quick fist bump." Police note that 10 minutes later,
the gang robbed another man, who had a Department of Corrections inmate
ID in his wallet. They didn't give him his wallet back. (AP) ...Fair
enough.
Sud priznao troškove dileru
Županijski sud u Rijeci je dileru Veldetu Ksaki (46) priznao troškove nabavke heroina od 7.500 evra, a odluku je potvrdio i Vrhovni sud, javljaju hrvatski mediji.
Diler je uhapšen kada je pokušao da proda heroin policajcu, koji se nalazio na tajnom zadatku i to za 15.000 evra.
Nakon što je Kshaki zatražio da mu se vrati iznos koji je on uložio u nabavku heroina, prema slobodnoj proceni sudije Županijskog suda u Rijeci Srebrenke Šantić, dileru je priznat trošak od 7.500 evra, što je prihvatio i Vrhovni sud.
U ovoj kontroverznoj odluci Vrhovnog suda navodi se da je dosta teško utvrditi cenu po kojoj je diler kupio drogu i dodaje da je "pri utvrđenju iznosa imovinske koristi sud dužan da uzme u obzir i izdatke i troškove koje je počinilac imao u vezi s ostvarenjem imovinske koristi, procenjujući da se radi o 50 odsto uloga od prodajne cene, po kojoj je drogu prodao prikrivenom istražiocu".
http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=123884 (http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=123884)
Ovo je za scallopa:
The testicle cookbook - cooking with balls (http://www.erovic.org/knjiga.html)
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Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6857398/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6857398/Police-hunt-supermarket-bottom-sniffer.html)
A North Wales man was found guilty yesterday of attempting to have sex with a rottweiler.
Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.
A neighbour claimed to have witnessed Edwards grab the rottweiler by its hind legs and thrust himself at it for about twenty or thirty seconds. Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the back-garden, where he had gone to have a smoke and relieve himself.
The witness, Mr Richard Williams, said, "I felt sick. I was shocked. I could not believe what I had just seen."
Mr Williams claimed that Edwards then performed an indecent act on himself.
The court was told that the accused was drunk at the time of the incident, on the 30th of August this year, following a night out with friends in Wrexham. He then went to a party at a house on the outskirts of Wrexham where the offence took place in the early hours of the morning.
Edwards had been working in the catering department at Chester Zoo but had no contact with the animals there.
The court was also told that Edwards had pornography, featuring bestiality, on his computer which depicted sexual activity with horses and dogs.
Richard Williams, a neighbour, said he been awoken in the early hours by noises coming from the garden next door. On looking out of the window he claims to have seen Edwards trying to penetrate the female dog. He then knocked on the window, shortly after which Edwards returned into the house claiming he hadn't done anything.
Edwards strongly denied the allegations and Andrew Green, defending, questioned the witnesses statement saying that Mr Williams may have mistaken what he saw.
Edwards, of Hope, in North Wales admitted seven charges of possessing extreme pornography, though claimed the films had been downloaded onto his computer by accident.
Sentencing was adjourned until January and reports from the probation service were requested. Judge John Rogers QC indicated that Edwards would receive a non-custodial sentence.
Edwards told the court that he no longer worked in Chester Zoo but was hoping to go to college and to work with animals.
- THE INDEPENDENT
Swiss court fines speeding millionaire $290,000...based on his net worth! ST. GALLEN, Switzerland – A Swiss court has slapped a wealthy speeder with a chalet-sized fine — a full $290,000.
Judges at the cantonal court in St. Gallen, in eastern Switzerland, based the record-breaking fine on the speeder's estimated wealth of over $20 million.
A statement on the court's Web site says the driver — a repeat offender — drove up to 35 miles an hour (57 kilometers an hour) faster than the 50-mile-an-hour (80-kilometer-an-hour) limit.
Court clerk Heidi Baumann-Becker said Thursday the unidentified driver can appeal the decision, handed down in November, to the Swiss supreme court.
The Blick daily newspaper in Zurich reported the fine was more than twice the previous Swiss record of about $107,000.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_fe_st/eu_odd_switzerland_huge_speeding_fine (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100107/ap_on_fe_st/eu_odd_switzerland_huge_speeding_fine)
Tsutomu Yamaguchi, 93; survived two atom bombs :shock: :shock: http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/obituaries/articles/2010/01/07/tsutomu_yamaguchi_93_survived_two_atom_bombs/TOKYO (http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/obituaries/articles/2010/01/07/tsutomu_yamaguchi_93_survived_two_atom_bombs/TOKYO) - Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the only person officially recognized as a survivor of both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombings at the end of World War II, has died at age 93.
Mr. Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip for his shipbuilding company on Aug. 6, 1945, when a US B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city.
He then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki, about 190 miles to the southwest, which suffered a second US atomic bomb attack three days later.
The mayor of Nagasaki said "a precious storyteller has been lost,'' in a message posted on the city's website yesterday. Mr. Yamaguchi died Monday morning of stomach cancer, the mass circulation Mainichi, Asahi, and Yomiuri newspapers reported.
In later years, Mr. Yamaguchi gave talks about his experiences as an atomic bomb survivor and often expressed his hope that such weapons would be abolished. He spoke at the United Nations in 2006, wrote books and songs about his experiences, and appeared in a documentary about survivors of both attacks.
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=151649516 (http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=151649516)
Man with genitals in pipe cut free
A man who got his penis stuck in a pipe was freed by firefighters using a metal grinder
A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder.
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused, so they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.
They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a "delicate operation".
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.
The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.
The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: "Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.
"It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
"It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
New York Knicks xanix xdrinka
OKLAHOMA CITY – The Knicks were afraid, very afraid. And it had nothing to do with the Oklahoma City Thunder. For two days, several players had trouble sleeping because they were convinced that their downtown hotel is haunted. "I definitely believe it," Jared Jeffries said. "The place is haunted. It's scary." Eddy Curry claims he slept for only two hours Sunday night because he couldn't stop thinking about ghosts roaming the hotel. For years, guests staying at the Skirvin Hilton have reported ghost sightings and strange noises. Legend has it that sometime in the 1930s, a woman jumped to her death while holding her baby in her hands. "They said it happened on the 10th floor and I'm the only one staying on the 10th floor," Curry said. "That's why I spent most of my time in (Nate Robinson's) room. I definitely believe there are ghosts in that hotel." Assistant coach Herb Williams teased Jeffries and Curry for believing that the Skirvin is haunted, but Curry wasn't laughing. "There are too many stories," Curry said. "Something is going on there." http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2010/01/12/2010-01-12_hotel_ghosts_have_knicks_hearing_boos.html (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2010/01/12/2010-01-12_hotel_ghosts_have_knicks_hearing_boos.html)
NJUJORK 15. 01. 2010
FoNet
Ko ima tri kondoma ide u zatvor
Zvuči neverovatno, ali je istina. Ukoliko u Njujorku, Vašingtonu i San Francusku policija zatekne ženu sa više od dva prezervativa ima pravo da je uhapsi i optuži za prostituciju.
Što je još zanimljivije, ne radi se o nekom od starih loalnih zakona, već o novim uredbama čiji je cilj sprečavanje sve raširenije nelegalne prostitucije.
Kao što je moglo da se pretpostavi, uredbe su podigle na noge mnogobrojna udruženja za zaštitu prava žena, koje tvrde da se one na taj način praktično primoravaju na seks bez zaštite, dok stvarni kriminalci i prostitutke nesmetano obavljaju posao. "Zaista je naivno verovati da će zbog ovih uredbi muškarci početi da nose kondome kada krenu u noćne provode, ali je zato sasvim moguće da će biti situacija kada će žene rizikovati i pristati na seks bez zaštite", rekla je predsednica jednog takvog udruženja.
pretragom foruma sam ustanovio žalosnu i sramnu činjenicu da u dugogodišnjoj istoriji ZS ovde još nije bila pomenuta dendrofilija.
mada se moje nepouzdano sjećanje kanda dočim ampak prisjeća nečega takovoga, search je numitan i neopoziv.
stoga, predlog da se pridružite grupi Dendrophilia na fejsbuku.
zašto?
"To promote the love and sexual bond with trees, our most desirable form of nature. Love should not be limited to human beings, and should not be judged any differently when shared with a plant."
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dendrophilia/141684968792 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dendrophilia/141684968792)
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Pravda za LGBTD populaciju!!!
pre jedno godinu dana smo negde pisali o zeni koja je rodila osmoro dece (IVF) odjednom. evo kako sve to izgleda godinu dana kasnije.
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hell & damnation!
Ne izgleda ni blizu izmučeno kao što bi se očekivalo :)
Kansas Chainsaw Massacre: Man Suffocates Wife then Cuts His Own Legs Off LIBERAL, Kan. (CBS/AP) It was like something out of the "Texas Chainsaw Murders." A Kansas man suffocated his wife before cutting his own legs off with an electric saw and bleeding to death, say police. http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01/20/crimesider/entry6119568.shtml (http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2010/01/20/crimesider/entry6119568.shtml)
22. 01. 2010
PRESSONLINE
Žena teška 140 kg sela na dečka i ubila ga
Sud u Klivlendu osudio Miju Lendingem za ubistvo iz nehata na tri godine uslovno i 100 sati rada u zajednici jer je sela na svog dečka Mikala Midltona Baja i ubila ga.
Mija i Mikal su se posvađali u oktobru prošle godine. Mija, koja je tada težila 140 kilograma, sela je na Mikala teškog jedva 55 kilograma i ubila ga.
Dok se obraćala sudiji, Mija se rasplakala i rekla kako joj je žao zbog cele situacije. Mija i Mikal su imali troje dece.
Evo i prigodnog videa:
Woman Kills Boyfriend By Sitting On Him!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccMHSwpvJs#normal)
3 godine uslovno. :?
Pod uslovom da skine 50 kilograma. :)
Kuku, ne može više čovek ni da se kolje u tetku na miru:
Anthrax in heroin kills eight in Europe (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100123/tts-uk-anthrax-europe-ca02f96.html)
QuoteEight people have died of anthrax infection from using suspected contaminated heroin, European health authorities said on Saturday, and one expert advised users to stop taking the narcotic immediately.
Authorities said they believed a batch of heroin is circulating in Europe that is contaminated with anthrax, a fairly common bacteria whose spores can be used as a biological weapon.
"I would urge all drug users to stop using heroin immediately and contact local drug services for support," Colin Ramsay, a consultant epidemiologist in Scotland, said in a statement.
A total of 15 heroin users in Scotland have been found to have anthrax infection since December. Seven of them have died.
The eighth victim was a 42-year-old man in Germany who died of anthrax infection in mid-December after injecting drugs, authorities said.
"It is now suspected that heroin with infectious anthrax spores (and possibly other psychoactive substances that can be injected) is in circulation in Europe," the health ministry in Berlin said in a statement.
Anthrax infection occurs most often in wild and domestic animals in Asia, Africa and parts of Europe.
Humans are rarely infected but touching contaminated hides or hair can cause skin lesions. If the bacillus is inhaled, it can take hold quickly and by the time symptoms show up, it usually is too late for successful treatment with antibiotics.
The European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC), which monitors health in the European Union, said on its website that further anthrax cases were possible.
"The occurrence of 15 confirmed cases, including 8 deaths in a 5-week period is unusual and unexpected," it said.
"Considering the complex international distribution chain of heroin, and the clustering in time of cases in Scotland and Germany, the exposure to a contaminated batch of heroin distributed in several EU Member States is possible."
England's chief medical officer Liam Donaldson issued an alert last week to doctors and hospital emergency rooms to be on the look out for anthrax poisoning.
The ECDC said investigations so far "strongly" suggested that all the cases had been infected by a common source, but said the heroin was unlikely to have been deliberately contaminated.
"Accidental contamination seems the most plausible explanation to these incidents," it said.
(Additional reporting by Brian Rohan in Berlin, editing by Michael Roddy)
Šta rade ti talibani, ubio ih bog...
83 Year Old Brooklyn Jew Beats Up 99 Year Old Brooklyn Jew With "The Club" xtwak NBC NY - Despite their combined age of 182, two feisty New Yorkers should be kept far, far apart after a recent skirmish in Sheepshead Bay. Gersh Goffman, 83 years young, stands accused of beating 99-year old Steve Pulwers with "The Club" – the steering wheel anti-theft device – in a dispute earlier this week. Pulwers, who is nearly blind, was left with a broken nose and cracked ribs after a beating spurred by his asking the younger Gofman to move his car, "which was blocking his building's driveway," according to Sheepshead Bites. His wife, 74-year old Josefa Pulwers, told reporters that the attack itself wasn't even the part Pulwers remembers most vividly. Rather, he told her he was even more shocked when he thought he was being attacked by another Jew. Pulwers is a survivor of Stalin's corrective labor camps. Gofman was arrested on charges of assault in the second degree and criminal possession of a weapon – The Club. Pulwers was sent to an area hospital where we he was fixed up and sent on his way. His 100th birthday is in late March. http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/83-Year-Old-Beats-99-Year-Old--82321967.html (http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/83-Year-Old-Beats-99-Year-Old--82321967.html)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7079941/Worlds-second-pregnant-man-expecting-baby-boy-next-month.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7079941/Worlds-second-pregnant-man-expecting-baby-boy-next-month.html)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/01/ap/strange/main6162474.shtml (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/01/ap/strange/main6162474.shtml)
QuoteDog Shoots Hunter
53-Year-Old Man Suffers Non-Life Threatening Injuries After Setting Down Shotgun to Retrieve Decoys
(CBS) A hunter is recovering from non-life threatening injuries after being shot by his dog on Saturday.
The Merced County Sheriff's Department said the 53-year-old man was hunting with a partner off Highway 152 near Los Banos when he set down his shotgun to retrieve his decoy ducks.
The shotgun was loaded but the safety was on, according to authorities.
The victim was about 15 yards away, retrieving his decoys, when his female black Labrador retriever stepped on the gun.
Authorities said the dog disengaged the safety and hit the trigger at the same time, firing a shell with #2 shot. The man was struck in on the left side of his upper back.
The man was treated and released at the hospital the same day.
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Man pins child porn accusations on pet cat
Child porn is, understandably, a very serious offense; so much so that there's an entire TV show dedicated to catching those willing to have sex with a minor, thus potentially also guilty of the first crime. As you can expect, people will do near anything to escape charges, though sometimes they end up getting themselves into worse trouble than they initially were. One such example is a 48 year old man named Keith Griffin, as NBC Miami reports, who told police that his cat was the one behind the 1000+ child porn images on his computer.
According to Griffin, he said to the cops that he would leave his computer running, and as he did so the cat would jump on the keyboard and the images would suddenly appear. According to The Register, one such incident was when, according to Griffin, he was downloading music, and upon returning from a quick trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to his computer. Much to his dismay, the cops didn't believe the elaborate and foolproof excuse, so now he's being held in prison on a $250,000 bail. As NBC points out, this isn't the first time that a cat has been up to shenanigans involving a keyboard.
The cat's now in the care of a relative, and probably will be for a long time, based on Griffin's excuse.
na videu:
GINGERCAT!
Charlie Schmidt's "Keyboard Cat"! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ#lq-lq2)
Poceo si da zastranjujes, ghoule...
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Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil, inquest hears
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.
Jeffrey Burton's family and friends were baffled by his bizarre death, which was recorded as an open verdict because there was no evidence he was trying to commit suicide.
Mr Burton, 57, was found by police in a blood-soaked room in his house in St Leonards, East Sussex, on September 27.
Worried neighbours raised the alarm after they were unable to get hold of him.
When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants.
The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him.
He had a deep gash in his upper thigh.
East Sussex coroner Alan Craze told the Hastings inquest: "It's a mystery to me. If you were choosing to take your own life, that's not the way you would do it.
"It seems to me that it can't have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt."
Mr Burton's sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. The inquest heard Mr Burton had suffered a single psychotic episode in 2006 but when he died he was sociable and healthy and looking forward to a holiday. He had never tried to commit suicide before and did not leave a note.
Mr Craze said: "It doesn't stack up. Something very strange has gone on. We
will never know what has caused him to create this awful wound."
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Šta tu treba da je strange/weird?
Ovo razumem: :D
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pa marko bulat... na latinici!!!
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Mislim, sve što znam o njemu je da peva narodnjake i da ima ogromnu kolekciju Star Wars figurica...
:arrow: Marko Bulat o svetskoj zaveri 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewkhXzvi2FA#normal)
tu sve piše.
ok, ovo je već weird :)
Spuki
The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain (http://www.cracked.com/article_18459_the-5-creepiest-unsolved-crimes-nobody-can-explain.html)
Kornelije, pazi i na vazdusni saobracaj znaika
Jogger dies as plane crash-lands on him
Robert Jones, 38, was struck from behind by the plane. Police said he had been unable to hear the plane because its engine had stalled and he was listening to his iPod.
They said the pilot, Edward Smith, got into difficulties at 3,000ft and oil began spraying on to his windscreen. The propeller then fell off and the single-engined plane began falling from the sky.
They added that with no forwards vision he aimed the aircraft at the nearby beach.
Witness Patrick Murphy, the owner of a beachside bar, said: "It was awful. It was obvious the engine had gone as there was no sound – it was like a glider."
Joheida Fister, a firefighter, added: "The pilot and his passenger were really shaken. I would have to say that it was a very unusual incident."
Mr Smith had tried to make it to the nearby Hilton Head airport in South Carolina, America. But when his windscreen became smeared and he lost power he had no choice but to crash-land.
Mr Jones of Woodstock, Georgia, had two children. The name of the plane passenger has not been released. Aviation experts are investigating the cause of Monday evening's crash.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7463255/Jogger-dies-as-plane-crash-lands-on-him.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7463255/Jogger-dies-as-plane-crash-lands-on-him.html)
Top 10 Gruesome Methods of Execution (http://listverse.com/2007/09/12/top-10-gruesome-methods-of-execution/) xhang
Australija rekla "zbogom" malim grudima. Zene sa malim grudima=pedofili xrotaeye
"Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women. Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them. Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as 'abhorrent.'"
Zivot pise romane
Girl With No Vagina Gets Pregnant By Being Stabbed In The Stomach While Blowing Her Boyfriend
ABC News – A strange tale of oral sex, a knife fight and the most unlikely of pregnancies recently brought to light by the blogosphere has doctors touting the triumphant persistence of sperm. In 1988, a 15-year-old girl living in the small southern African nation of Lesotho came to local doctors with all the symptoms of a woman in labor. But the doctors were quickly puzzled because, upon examination, she didn't have a vagina. Her birth defect didn't necessarily surprise doctors, but her pregnancy did. Even the 15-year-old girl could not believe she was pregnant. Yet by looking at her records the hospital staff realized the young woman was in the hospital 278 days earlier with a knife wound to her stomach. The average pregnancy lasts 280 days. After interviews, they gathered that "Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practiced fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued." The girl arrived at the hospital with an empty stomach — and therefore with little stomach acid around — and doctors found two holes from a stab wound that opened her stomach up to her abdominal cavity. The case report said doctors washed her stomach out with a salt solution and stitched her up. "A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract," the authors wrote.
tip pogodio majku, a ima i snimak
(http://www.b92.net/sport/ekipni/bejzbol.php?yyyy=2010&mm=04&dd=01&nav_id=421811)
HE HUFFED, AND HE PUFFED:
Pennsylvania state troopers were called to a
highway in Oliver Township on a report of a man trying to perform
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation -- on roadkill. Trooper Jamie Levier said
several witnesses reported to him what the man was doing with the run-
over opossum, and said when he arrived, the man "did have his mouth in
the area of the animal's mouth, I guess." Not surprisingly, he also
observed the man was "extremely intoxicated." Donald Wolfe, 55, was
arrested and charged with public drunkenness. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
...If the thing wasn't dead already, his breath would probably have
finished the job.
YEAH, WELL, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS:
"Polk Man Dies of Morphine Overdose While Celebrating His Clean Drug Test"
-- St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times headline
DRINKS FOR EVERYONE! Keith Gough, 58, just died, destitute. "Keith always
put a brave face on things but he was financially screwed," an unnamed
relative said. "A combination of carelessness, naivety and generosity
left him skint and he was finding it hard to get back on his feet." The
Bridgnorth, Shrops, England, man won 9 million pounds (then US$17.1
million) in the lottery in 2005. He quit his job and spent the winnings
lavishly, buying an executive box at a racetrack, betting on the
horses, and throwing parties -- lots of parties. He lost 700,000 pounds
(US$1.3 million) to a con artist, and the rest went to a full-time
gardener, a chauffeur, and "flash cars" (including a 60,000 pound BMW).
But once it was all gone, the stress led to a fatal heart attack.
(London Telegraph)
"A combination of carelessness, naivety and generosity" se srpski kraće i jasnije zove - GLUPOST.
oh, zašto velike pare dolaze samo idiotima?! :cry:
http://www.sexykrompir.com/2010/04/najcudniji-roditelji-i-njihova-jadna.html (http://www.sexykrompir.com/2010/04/najcudniji-roditelji-i-njihova-jadna.html)
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php (http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php)
um, ovaj, kuku i lele?
Kako to reče jedan moj poznanik, inače lekar, koji je istukao invalida ispred svoje zgrade: "Nije to bio običan invalid, bio je to jedan izuzetno agresivan invalid".
Quote from: Ghoul on 10-04-2010, 07:49:20
oh, zašto velike pare dolaze samo idiotima?! :cry:
Otkud znaš kako bi se ti ponašao da ti u ruke padne toliki novac?
Hohoho, Izrael zabranio uvoz iPada (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100415/ap_on_hi_te/ml_israel_ipad_ban)
Quote from: DušMan on 16-04-2010, 10:50:17
Quote from: Ghoul on 10-04-2010, 07:49:20
oh, zašto velike pare dolaze samo idiotima?! :cry:
Otkud znaš kako bi se ti ponašao da ti u ruke padne toliki novac?
TRY ME!
MOTHER DEAR: Michael Kelly, 31, got a call from his mother. She was
hysterical: his son was missing, she said. Terrified, he raced over to
her house -- at speeds up to 120 mph -- to rescue his 9-year-old. After
blowing through a red light, Rowan County, N.C., deputies tried to pull
him over; he kept going, leading a chase. When they finally got him
stopped, Kelly was arrested and charged with the red light violation,
driving with a suspended license, and speeding to elude arrest -- a
felony. Oh, and the little boy? Just fine: it was April 1, and Kelly's
mother was just playing an "April Fools" joke on him. (Charlotte
Observer) ...When the court orders her to care for the kid while Kelly
is in prison, will that be good or bad?
QuoteMogliano -- Na ulazu u italijanski grad Mogliano od pre par dana nalazi se saobraćajni znak koji vozače upozorava na prostitutke pored puta.
Iako mnogi tvrde da će neobični znak, na kome se nalazi silueta devojke u miniću, biti opasnost sam po sebi, gradonačelnik Đovani Acolini kaže da on neće biti uklonjen. "Prostitutke su prešle svaku granicu i dužni smo da upozorimo vozače na polugole devojke koje mogu da im odvuku pažnju. Protiv tog zla moramo da se borimo svim sredstvima", rekao je Acolini.
Prema njegovim rečima, nekoliko mladih motociklista doživeli su nesreće jer nisu obraćali pažnju na saobraćaj, nego na devojke.
preuzeto sa http://www.autobrief.com (http://www.autobrief.com)
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i šta, sad će ovaj znak da im pomogne da MANJE zveraju okolo, a da više pažnje posvete PUTU???
ja mislim da će sad još više da zveraju xrofl
Otpušteni jer su zaganjali lopova!
http://www.inc.com/news/articles/2010/04/sprint-fires-employees-for-pursuing-shoplifter.html?partner=yahoobuzz (http://www.inc.com/news/articles/2010/04/sprint-fires-employees-for-pursuing-shoplifter.html?partner=yahoobuzz)
http://www.vecernji.hr/regije/vrana-napala-ljude-nakon-sto-joj-je-macka-dograbila-mlado-clanak-143386 (http://www.vecernji.hr/regije/vrana-napala-ljude-nakon-sto-joj-je-macka-dograbila-mlado-clanak-143386)
:roll: I to još u mom kvartu.
http://www.sarajevo-x.com/bih/crnahronika/clanak/100601064 (http://www.sarajevo-x.com/bih/crnahronika/clanak/100601064)
Quote
Gnusno ubistvo
Maloljetnik sjekirom odsjekao glavu psu kojeg je dobio na poklon
kopipejstovano
Direktan prenos sahrana
6. jun 2010. | 13:05 | Izvor: Tanjug Bukurešt -- Svi oni koji neće želeti da gledaju prenose fudbalskih utakmica sa Svetskog prvenstva, imaju alternativu - direktan prenos sahrana.
Kako navode strani mediji, ovu ponudu je izneo rumunski sajt Funerar TV, koji zainteresovanima omogućava i organizovanje prenosa sahrana njihovih najbližnjih.
"Pošto do tragičnih događaja može doći u bilo kom trenutku, kada su rođaci i prijatelji udaljeni hiljadama kilometara, nudimo mogućnost ispraćaja pokojnika na poslednje putovanje putem interneta", navodi se u ponudi sajta.
Cena ove po malo bizarne usluge kreće se od 170 do 840 evra, u zavisnosti o broja upotrebljenih kamera, a prenos čitave sahrane, uključujući i pripreme, vrši se u realnom vremenu.
Zainteresovani moraju na vreme da izvrše rezervaciju, stoji u ponudi sajta i ističe da na zahtev korisnika prenos može biti i kodiran.
double <oral> bill:
Quotehttp://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpp/news/crime/spits-bullet-out-shot-mouth-20100614
Man Spits Out Bullet After Shot in Mouth
Updated: Monday, 14 Jun 2010, 10:06 PM CDT
Published : Monday, 14 Jun 2010, 1:23 PM CDT
Sun-Times Media Wire
Chicago - A man spit a bullet out after it pierced his mouth and knocked out a tooth early Monday morning in the South Side Park Manor neighborhood.
The shooting happened at 4:35 a.m. in the 7300 block of South Calumet Avenue, according to police News Affairs Officer Laura Kubiak.
The 39-year-old victim was walking down the street when he realized he had been shot. The bullet knocked a tooth out, but did not penetrate the man's mouth and he was able to spit the bullet out, Kubiak said.
It was unclear what caliber weapon was used in the shooting.
The man was taken to Jackson Park Hospital and Medical Center in "stable" condition, police said. No description of the offender was available as of early Monday afternoon.
Calumet Area detectives are investigating.
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Quotehttp://www.businessinsider.com/trader-nearly-dies-after-a-fish-jumps-into-his-mouth-2010-6
An Indian trader holding a bag of fish preparing to sell them got a surprise when all of a sudden, a fish jumped into his mouth.
According to the Mysore Evening News, an Indian online newspaper, Mohamad Kunhi, a fish trader from nearby Ka-sargod, has the good will of three teams of doctors to thank for his life.
After it jumped into his mouth, the fish made its way inside the trader's lungs. He started choking and he nearly died. He probably would have were it not for the final team of doctors who found the fish inside of his lungs and extricated it.
First, two separate teams of doctors in different hospitals passed him off to other hospitals to give the extrication a go.
To finally remove the fish from his lungs, a complicated procedure, doctors had to work on Mohamad for over an hour.
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Neki ljudi naprosto imaju vise srece nego mi ostali. (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93820?fp=1)
QuoteMaybe the odds of winning the lottery would be a lot better if Joan Ginther would stop buying all the good tickets.
By now you may have heard of the Las Vegas resident, who you probably want sitting next to you when an asteroid, slungshot by aliens, is aimed at your plane. She recently cashed in a winning $10 million scratch-off ticket, making the lucky woman a four-time lottery winner.
That's right, four times. And while she now lives in Sin City thereabouts, the multi-millionaire prefers her to buy her tickets in her home state of Texas. The state, like many others, is on track to having one of its best lottery years ever during tough economic times...and that might be a bad thing. But, more on that later. First, a look at Ginther's lottery loot so far, and the odds:
•1993: $5.4 million (paid in yearly installments). Odds: 1 in 15.8 million
•2006: $2 million (lump-sum payoff). Odds: 1 in 1,028,338.
•2008: $3 million (lump-sum payoff). Odds: 1 in 909,000.
•2010: $10 million (lump-sum payoff). Odds: 1 in 1,200,000.
What are the odds?
Amazingly, she's not the only winner who has defied long odds: A Canadian man has scored five jackpots in five years, although he had to sue to get the last—and biggest—prize of $17 million in 2009.
What are the total odds for four multi-million-dollar payoffs? Michael Starbird, a University of Texas at Austin math professor who has written a book on coincidence and other mathematical quirks, calculates the odds of a four-time winner to come up with this answer: "It's pretty astronomical...She should quit, incidentally."
However, he did say the odds of a four-time win was less likely than being hit by lightning, but that a would-be lottery player standing in line for tickets next to her shouldn't feel tempted to nudge her out of the way. "Probabilities don't have any memory. She's no more likely to win the lottery (again) than anybody else. She has exactly the same likelihood as you or I have."
Sharing the wealth?
The Las Vegas woman has spread her luck: Two winning tickets, including the latest whopper, came from Times Market in Bishop, Texas — and retailers get a $10,000 bonus for every big win. Store owner Sun Bae sold her two winning scratch-offs, which makes Sun the person you want next to you when you're holding a metal umbrella during a lightning storm while standing atop the Icelandic volcano, Eyjafjallajokull.
The store's not the only beneficiary of a winning ticket: According to Texas Lottery spokesperson Bobby Heith, the Lone Star State gets a 25% upfront cut, and lottery proceeds overall go towards education. That news might cheer up Texas, which faces an $18 billion deficit—or, it might just add fuel to the controversial proposal to expand gambling as a budget fix.
Lottery: Do states win?
As the fiscal year ends for many states, Texas isn't the only one to announce lottery proceeds rising in tough times. Across the United States, the recession is actually fueling lottery sales. Searches on Yahoo! spike with alarming regularity every week, and especially before a big payoff. Consider:
•Illinois: $2.2 billion in gross sales, about 5 percent higher than last year.
•Kentucky: $213.5 million from 2009-2010 sales, and the Bluegrass State expects a little more for the next fiscal year.
•Missouri: The goal to raise $250 million for education was surpassed by another $5 million. Proceeds were down, but partly because Arkansas started its own scholarship lottery.
•North Carolina: Transferred a total of $419.5 million to the State Education Lottery Fund — during a time of record high unemployment, the North Carolina Family Policy Council reported.
•Texas: According to lottery media relations director Heith, sales are up 2.2% from last year, with an expected $3.7 billion coming in when the state's fiscal year closes in August.
Another tax you can't afford?
So, is a lottery payoff a win win for everyone? Here's the downside: The odds are still way against you.
"The unfortunate increase in hard economic times is indicative of desperation," Starbird observes. "The sad thing about the lottery is that the people who do spend money on the lottery are people who can't afford it well." If a lottery buy's purely for entertainment — for instance, getting a scratcher rather than a full-price movie ticket, that's another story.
But, as for investing in a chance to win? Says Starbird, "The lottery is a tax on the mathematically impaired." Just don't tell the lady from Las Vegas.
Local student finds all U.S. presidents related except one (Santa Cruz Sentinel)
SANTA CRUZ -- A Salinas girl on a quest to trace her own family has discovered a common ancestor for every American president except one.
Using her grandfather's genealogy database, BridgeAnne d'Avignon, 12, a seventh-grade student at Monte Vista Christian School in Watsonville, has found that every president except eighth president Martin Van Buren is descended from King John of England.
King John is famous as the villain of Robin Hood tales, but also for signing the Magna Carta in 1215, a document that helped formed the British Parliament, and is often considered the forebear of American democracy. Van Buren is descended from the Dutch. BridgeAnne believes no one has ever traced presidential ancestries as far back as 1166.
BridgeAnne, who started the project at age 10, spent her summer finishing it and has created a poster of the lineages that she would like to present to President Barack Obama, who she believes is her 18th cousin and is descended from King John "Lackland" Plantagenet through his mother's family.
BridgeAnne spent the weekend, including Monday, President's Day, selling autographed posters at Borders bookstore in downtown Santa Cruz. She thinks the common link of British royalty is no surprise.
"They all have the trait of wanting power," she said.
The exercise, which she did with her grandfather, Sam Wattles of Rosamond, taught her that "historical facts can be proven true." Her grandfather has been studying genealogy for 60 years.
She's selling replicas of her poster, the U.S. Presidents' Family Tree Chart, to help raise $10,000 to travel to Washington to hand deliver the project to the president. The poster has Obama in the middle, with a ring of 42 other presidents, listing who they are descended from. So far, she's sold 18 posters and has created a webpage for her work, weareallrelated.com. If she has her way, it may not be her last trip to Washington D.C.
"I want to be the first woman president, or wherever life leads me," she said.
Fascinantno, i zastrasujuce!
e svasta, onaj A.Jones se ubi pricajuci o tome poslednjih 10 godina onda dodje klinka pokupi svu slavu i hvalu i postane prvo dete preCednik Amerike
http://www.chilloutpoint.com/featured/5-weirdest-creatures-ever-found.html (http://www.chilloutpoint.com/featured/5-weirdest-creatures-ever-found.html)
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Jao!
Snimanje porno filmova uopšte nije lak posao. Zna to dobro zvezda filmova za odrasle Prince Yahshua koji je doživeo nesreću na radu. Naime, obdareni glumac slomio je penis.
Njegovi poslodavci izjavili su da je Prince doživeo nezgodu dok je snimao scenu s mladom porno glumicom Bethany Benz. Ona je sedela na Princeu leđima okrenuta njegovom licu i tokom žestoke akcije penis je ispao iz vagine i zabio se u njenu karličnu kost. Glumac je povredio uretru i karlicu, a takva se ozleda inače naziva lom penisa.
Nesretni Prince hitno je odvezen u bolnicu gde su ga lekari operisali, a nakon nekog vremena pušten je na kućnu negu. "Bilo je strašno. U jednom trenutku ona sedi na meni, njiše se i sve je u redu, a već u drugom trenutku iz mog penisa šiklja krv. Užasno čudan i neugodna situacija", ispričao je porno glumac medijima. Njegovo lečenje još uvek traje, a na set bi trebalo da se vrati za oko tri meseca.
http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2010&mm=09&dd=10&nav_id=457726 (http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2010&mm=09&dd=10&nav_id=457726)
Amazonke u Ukrajini :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.divinecaroline.com/22360/65946-tribe-ukrainian-fighting--pics- (http://www.divinecaroline.com/22360/65946-tribe-ukrainian-fighting--pics-)
Nije baš weird, više je AWESOME:
'Death ray' at Vegas hotel pool heats up guests (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39403349/ns/travel-news/)
QuoteLas Vegas has a new hot spot — but it's not a nightclub.
Guests at the new Vdara Hotel & Spa have complained that the glass skyscraper can magnify and reflect the sun's rays onto an area of the pool at temperatures hot enough to singe hair or melt plastic drink cups. It's a phenomenon that some hotel employees call the Vdara "death ray," the Las Vegas Review-Journal reported.
Bill Pintas, a Chicago lawyer and businessman, recently told the newspaper that he was sunning himself by the pool Sept. 16 when he became so uncomfortably hot that he had to move.
"I was effectively being cooked," Pintas said. "I started running as fast as I could without looking like a lunatic."
Pintas said that he smelled an odor and realized a bit of his hair had been burned. He sought refuge at the pool's bar area, where he described what happened to hotel employees. "Yes, we call it the death ray," he says they told him.
Gordon Absher, a spokesman for MGM Resorts International, which owns the Vdara, said that he prefers the term "hot spot" or "solar convergence."
"Because of the curved, concave shape of that hotel, they sometimes get isolated pockets of high temperatures," Absher told ABC News. He added that designers foresaw the issue and thought they had solved it by installing a high-tech film on the hotel's glass windows to reduce the effect.
Currently, the convergence affects only a small portion of the pool deck for about 90 minutes around noon, Absher said.
He added that the hotel is working on a solution to the problem, such as putting in a row of thick umbrellas, shade structures or maybe some large plants. But due to the changing of the seasons and the Earth's rotation, the position of the hotel's "hot spot" changes every day.
"The sun is constantly moving, not only across the sky during the day, but it changes with the seasons," he said. "We're dealing with a moving target."
He also noted that this was the hotel's first summer of operation and that he's confident the hotel will find a solution to the problem. "We're just trying to create a pleasant, relaxing pool experience for our guests," he said.
Vdara, which has a unique crescent design, opened in December 2009 at CityCenter.
Žena priča na mobilni telefon u Čaplinovom filmu Cirkus iz 1928.
Charlie Chaplins film 'The Circus' (1928) - Woman with mobile phone! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZNXmC1VmVo#ws)
Jesi li siguran da to nisu Moderna vremena? ;-)
http://www.hearingaidmuseum.com/gallery/Carbon/WesternElectric/info/westelect34a.htm (http://www.hearingaidmuseum.com/gallery/Carbon/WesternElectric/info/westelect34a.htm)
Да није госпођа користила овај уређај, мејби?
Thanks for ruining it.
Always a pleasure...
Chinese sisters looking for husbands who can beat them in combat (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299589)
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Two sisters from Foushan, East China are looking for mates, but the potential husbands must first prove their manliness by beating the girls in combat.
Kung Fu sisters Xiao Lin, 22, and Xiao Yin, 21, will be hosting a three day martial arts tournament in order to find suitable husbands, worthy of the sisters' respect.
....
Miriše mi na reality šou.
Mozart's music can break down sewage? (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299652)
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A German company has discovered that the music from the Magic Flute and the Marriage of Figaro encourages bacteria to break down solid waste. No, the bacteria aren't music critics, apparently they just like Mozart.
Read more... (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/299652)
Cudna naslovna strana za knjigu o Windows Azure
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Sekundice xcheers
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Ne kuzim. :cry:
Nisam sigurna gde ovo da okačim, može valjda i ovde:
http://blog.bookviewcafe.com/2010/12/11/what-not-to-do-this-christmas/ (http://blog.bookviewcafe.com/2010/12/11/what-not-to-do-this-christmas/)
Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It's being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars. His goal? Awesome pornos. Something undoubtedly terrible. Actor/director Mel Smith has revealed Lucas's nefarious plot:
"He's been buying up the film rights to dead movie stars in the hope of using computer trickery to put them all together in a movie, so you'd have Orson Welles and Barbara Stanwyck appear alongside today's stars.' Whether Lucas' attempt to superimpose the golden-era stars on to today's screens is doomed to failure or not, Smith will be too busy to be part of it."
This actually explains a lot. Much like when Senator Palpatine revealed himself to be the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, the shadowy mastermind behind the Hollywood Star Whackers is none other than George Lucas. Think about it. A star dies. Lucas buys their rights. Recreates them via CG for some shitty movie. Zemeckis then has to buy him a steak. He's gone mad with power, and wants to make the absolute worst, unnecessary film of all time. Question is, why would he want to break his own record? (Daily Mail)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/03/national/main7208349.shtml (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/03/national/main7208349.shtml)
Падају птице, умиру рибе.....
MEOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q#ws)
:|
Teratoma tumors are tumors that often contain hair, teeth and bones, and sometimes even eyes, hands or torsos. You may have heard that they're just a bullshit urban legend, but we assure you they are very real, and they look like the aliens from John Carpenter's The Thing.
A baby in Colorado Springs, Colo., was born with a microscopic tumor in his brain, causing doctors to take him into surgery even though he was only three days old. There, they removed the growth and found that it contained one fully formed foot, another partial foot and the beginnings of a hand and a thigh, leading us to wonder if a Smurf-sized twin would've burst through his skull like the Kool-Aid man had the tumor been left unattended.
Another infant, born in Korea, had two separate growths, one containing an eye, a trachea, various internal organs and even a goddamn brain. The other had bones, vertebrae, and intestines, and both were covered in a membrane that clearly contained an umbilical cord. Again, it's difficult to get the twin-bursting image out of our minds when a baby is born with 90 percent of another human being attached to it in two separate lumps.
They don't show up just in babies, either. A 25-year-old Japanese woman had to have one removed from her ovary that contained a lump holding a head, one fully formed eye and numerous internal organs.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19019_the-7-most-baffling-things-ever-discovered-in-human-body_p2.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article (http://www.cracked.com/article_19019_the-7-most-baffling-things-ever-discovered-in-human-body_p2.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article)
Veoma bizarna animacija na temu nintenda - horor nintendo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=863GSlfp9U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=863GSlfp9U)
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Hmm...
http://www.billzebub.com/666/Home/tabid/36/Default.aspx (http://www.billzebub.com/666/Home/tabid/36/Default.aspx)
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Serbian Woman helps to promote Bill Zebub movies in her country - Friday, March 18, 2011
The lovely woman pictured on the left is Biserka Brkic. She lives in Serbia, and she has been showing BILL ZEBUB movies to many people in her country, which has helped Bill Zebub to become known there. Biserka did these nice things before she ever contacted Bill Zebub. She did these great deeds as a fan and a volunteer. Biserka is an example of the amazing kind of person who helps Bill Zebub.
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LOL
Indian 'holy man' perplexes doctors (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGF7EY2Ucm8#ws)
Latest Member: MehoKrljic
Ma, to sam ja registrovo nik da predupredim šaljivdžije.
Latest Member: Мехо Крљић
Ima još nešto. Kad ponekad odem na who*s online, ima jedan član pod nikom СЕКТА (što je najčudnije, sad ne mogu da ga pronađem među članovima foruma) koji uvek, apsolutno uvek, gleda Mehov profil kada je online.
Kako ne možeš da nađeš?
http://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/index.php?action=profile;u=2043 (http://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/index.php?action=profile;u=2043)
E, sad, ko je to i zašto gleda moj profil (na kome stvarno nema ničeg interesantnog), to će verovatno za sve nas ostati večita tajna...
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 23-04-2011, 08:25:46
Kako ne možeš da nađeš?
Ah, verovatno zbog sitnih sati...
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 23-04-2011, 08:25:46
E, sad, ko je to i zašto gleda moj profil (na kome stvarno nema ničeg interesantnog), to će verovatno za sve nas ostati večita tajna...
Da, fascinantno, zar ne? Ne govorim o malom broju puta. Minimum 10.
Pa, sad, nije BAŠ fascinantno. Sociopatija je ipak raširena pojava, ko se od nas bar povremeno njome ne zanima neka se prvi baci kamenom.
Ma i njega je Meho registrovao :lol:
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 23-04-2011, 12:35:47
Pa, sad, nije BAŠ fascinantno. Sociopatija je ipak raširena pojava, ko se od nas bar povremeno njome ne zanima neka se prvi baci kamenom.
Ma nije sociopatija fascinantna, nego što zaista nema ničeg zanimljivog na tvom profilu, a neko ga gleda i gleda i gleda... :)
Ja licno ne vidim sta je tu sociopatski u gledanju Mehovog profila. -_-
Quote from: Bata D konezdrav on 23-04-2011, 12:48:07
Ma i njega je Meho registrovao :lol:
Actually, nisam.
Quote from: D. on 23-04-2011, 13:12:41
Ma nije sociopatija fascinantna, nego što zaista nema ničeg zanimljivog na tvom profilu, a neko ga gleda i gleda i gleda... :)
Pa to i jeste taj sociopatski momenat. Pronalaženje značenja tamo gde ga nema, promašivanje tamo gde ga ima...
Quote from: Father Jape on 23-04-2011, 13:24:29
Ja licno ne vidim sta je tu sociopatski u gledanju Mehovog profila. -_-
To je
baš ono što bi jedan sociopata rekao!
боцвана металхедс!
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више о њима OВДЕ (http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2011/04/01/atlas-hoods-botswanas-cowboy-metalheads/)
http://poslovi.infostud.com/posao/2011/05/qvoucher-igrac.pdf?utm_source=mejling_lista_poslovi&utm_campaign=licna_2011-05-10&utm_medium=sadrzaj (http://poslovi.infostud.com/posao/2011/05/qvoucher-igrac.pdf?utm_source=mejling_lista_poslovi&utm_campaign=licna_2011-05-10&utm_medium=sadrzaj)
sad kad Meho da otkaz i prijavi se za ovo :)
:lol: Teško, mislim da bi mi ovo opako ogadilo igre.
Meho,
ovo s brdom mehakrljica su klonovi napravljeni by you ili se neko opasno dobro zabavlja? xrofl
Koje bre brdo, samo ima jedan? I, naravno da je made by me.Ne tvrdim da ga ja trenutno i koristim, doduše, ali... autorizovan je. :lol:
Pa izgleda ko brdo, ali izgleda da je ipak samo jedan...nisam se mnogo udubljivala, kao i inače.
Ali pazi kako to izgleda, malo weird, a možda i nije.
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Weird je samo ako razmišljaš o tome. :lol:
Ma moje razmišljanje uvek prestane posle 66 sekundi, tako da je sve u redu. :lol:
To je šezdeset sekundi previše, ali, dobro, ipak si ti naučnik.
zašto ova žena nije u zatvoru?
http://gawker.com/5801277/pageant-mom-defends-giving-8+year+old-botox-and-virgin-waxes (http://gawker.com/5801277/pageant-mom-defends-giving-8+year+old-botox-and-virgin-waxes)
Zaboga.
Zapostavljen topik!!! Zapostavljen topik!!! Srećom, znao sam da je nekoć postojao, pa sam ga našao bez pomoći arheologa.
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:?
Nisam siguran da li je u pitanju najtanja stambena zgrada na svetu, ali... što je mnogo, mnogo je!
^ сем ако није у јапану :lol:
Ne vidi se dobro iz ovog ugla, moguće je da se zgrada širi u trouglast/levkast oblik...
Setih se jednog teksta u kome se pominje najtanja kuća na svetu (da li je i dalje?) koja se nalazi negde u Brazilu... http://www.cracked.com/article/216_7-insane-true-stories-behind-worlds-most-wtf-houses/ (http://www.cracked.com/article/216_7-insane-true-stories-behind-worlds-most-wtf-houses/)
Super. :)
nit je strange nit bizar, al malopre dobih neki iranski projekat, a na prvoj strani pise - summer, 1389.
:lol:
I'VE GOT THE WEIRDEST BONER RIGHT NOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs#ws)
Beyonce's Baby Bump Blooper (https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.com%2Fblogs%2Fentertainment%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fabc%2Fimg%2Ftransparent.gif&hash=03a9fb7e29c59c6a439d375fb4c1e5c636d3b5fc)Email (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) (https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.com%2Fblogs%2Fentertainment%2Fwp-content%2Fthemes%2Fabc%2Fimg%2Ftransparent.gif&hash=03a9fb7e29c59c6a439d375fb4c1e5c636d3b5fc) (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) 87 (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#comments) Smaller Font (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) Text (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) Larger Text (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) | Print (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonces-baby-bump-blooper/#) (https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.abcnews.go.com%2Fimages%2FEntertainment%2Fht_beyonce_fake_baby_bump_wy_111011_wblog.jpg&hash=7f1b88f682ec748b1e863d3ed8025c40775ae741)Beyonce's belly looked like it collapsed on an Australian talk show. UPDATE: Beyonce's publicist Yvette Noel-Schure gave a statement to ABCNews.com in response to the prosthetic belly reports: "Stupid, ridiculous and false."
ORIGINAL POST: Is Beyonce (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/10/beyonce-accused-of-plagiarizing-choreographer/)'s baby bump as big as she'd have us believe?
Many people are asking that question after the singer's pregnant belly seemed to fold in on itself on the Australian talk show "Sunday Night HD." As Beyonce sat down before her cowboy hat-clad interviewer, her mid-section appeared to collapse, causing some to wonder if she's wearing a prosthetic belly. (A pair of pantyhose or Spanx rolling down at the moment she sat could also be to blame for the bifurcation.)
The video's fueling the rumor that Jay-Z's wife hired a surrogate to carry their first child. A rep for Beyonce did not immediately respond to ABCNews.com's request for comment.
Ja sam oduvek slutio da Jay-Z mnogo bolje priča nego što radi, a ovo je samo poslednji u nizu dokaza!!!11!1
local news (http://io9.com/local-news/) By Cyriaque Lamar Oct 29, 2011 11:45 AM 686 (https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.io9.com%2Fassets%2Fbase.v10%2Fimg%2Ficons%2Frightbar.flame.png&hash=547dfe976b21b5ba5f867e76c734f62415cc69a7) 3(https://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.io9.com%2Fassets%2Fbase.v10%2Fimg%2Ficons%2Frightbar.comment.png&hash=b8c24a511554b238fd9071bf4cc0917bcfb3741f)
Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute Last Sunday, Zimbabwean police found a 28-year-old man in flagrante delicto with a donkey in the town of Zvishavane. When pressed for a rationale, the man offered up that which can only be described as your typical
True Blood subplot. Reports
New Zimbabwe (http://www.newzimbabwe.com/news-6349-Hooker+turns+into+donkey,+court+hears/news.aspx):
A man caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub
[...]
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he began. "I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."
Additionally, AFP reports (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iokzane3ElEJFrUojmkpRFBarbtw?docId=CNG.14aa3c39acb7aa2afe81b730b6f7ceeb.161) that the amorous accused has no ill will toward the shapeshifting strumpet. "I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," he admitted. That must be one comely burro. I have no idea what a handsome donkey looks like, so I'm guessing it resembled The Humanimal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNhe2zsSSM#).
[Via Nerdcore (http://www.crackajack.de/2011/10/29/the-shapeshifting-donkey-prostitute/)]
Testicular tumor has a face (http://feeds.boingboing.net/%7Er/boingboing/iBag/%7E3/Wht47Y7_A2g/testicular-tumor-has-a-face.html)from Boing Boing (https://www.google.com/reader/view/feed/http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.boingboing.net%2Fboingboing%2FiBag?hl=en) by David Pescovitz
This is an ultrasound image of a mass in a 45-year-old's testicle. It was published in the International Society of Urology's journal, Urology. Is it just another example of pareidolia or something far... more... sinister? From the article:
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The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man's face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis.
"Face discovered in testicular tumour (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8860498/Face-discovered-in-testicular-tumour.html)"
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8GtRBe/dalesdesigns.net/barncars.htm (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8GtRBe/dalesdesigns.net/barncars.htm)
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:shock: :shock: xdrinka xdrinka
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos (http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-unexplainable-black-white-photos)
Bizarno
http://en.rian.ru/strange/20120411/172748205.html
Quote from: Usul on 11-04-2012, 14:09:54
Bizarno
http://en.rian.ru/strange/20120411/172748205.html (http://en.rian.ru/strange/20120411/172748205.html)
Vaistinu bizarno. xdrinka
http://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/news/blogs/sideshow/south-korea-seizes-capsules-containing-powdered-flesh-dead-190306280.html?orig_host_hdr=news.yahoo.com&.intl=US&.lang=en-US
Jebote....
Kada nemam ni najmanji trzaj na strašnu vest, moj ju je mozak već prebacio u sf deo i teško mu je da zamisli da je išta od pročitanog tačno, iako zna da jeste. Da bi se zaštitio od stresa, naravno.
Tuđmanov unuk na sve načine hoće da se proslavi u Srbiji :-o
Igor Tuđman, unuk Franje Tuđmana, jedan je od potencijalnih kandidata koje ćemo gledati u narednoj sezoni šou-programa ,,Ja imam talenat".
Igor već neko vreme pokušava na sve načine da se kao folk zvezda probije u Srbiji, a sada se prijavio za jedan od najgledanijiih šou-programa u zemlji kako bi došao do svojih pet minuta slave na nacionalnoj televiziji.
Igor Tuđman u srodstvu je s preminulim hrvatskim predsednikom po očevoj liniji, jer je Franjo bio rođeni stric njegovog oca, ali kako je u jednoj od ranijih izjava istakao, nije baš u najsjajnijim odnosima sa ostatkom porodice Tuđman od rata naovamo. Sa ocem, koji je lekar, ima ,,medicinske odnose", što znači da ga može nazvati kada ga zanima nešto u vezi s medicinom. Velika mu je želja da se probije kao turbofolk zvezda u našoj zemlji, u čemu mu pomaže devojka Nataša Ivkošić, s kojom je ovaj 32-godišnjak u vezi iako je zvanično oženjen Andreom Tuđman.
Zanimljivo je da je Igor pre nekoliko godina osvanuo na naslovnim stranama u hrvatskim medijima jer je gonjen zbog podvođenja jedne 18-godišnje devojke, da bi slučaj bio odbačen, ali je ubrzo optužen i za zlostavljanje svoje tadašnje devojke. U žižu domaće javnosti dospeo je nedavno, kada je njegova supruga prijavila njegov nestanak iz jednog hotela u Novom Sadu, gde je doputovao sa suprugom kako bi pokrenuo privatni biznis. Ispostavilo se da je reč o lažnoj uzbuni, a pre nekoliko dana Igor je pokušao da proda i svoj snimak seksa s Natašom Ivkošić dnevnim novinama, naglašavajući da se radi o vidu marketinga.
Pošto su svi pokušaji da se njegove pevačke sposobnosti čuju - propali, Tuđman je odlučio da se prijavi kao anonimni talenat za četvrtu sezonu ,,Ja imam talenat", za koju kastinzi i audicije kreću već krajem ovog meseca.
http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/334246/Tudjmanov-unuk-na--sve-nacine-hoce-da-se-proslavi-u-Srbiji (http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/334246/Tudjmanov-unuk-na--sve-nacine-hoce-da-se-proslavi-u-Srbiji)
QuoteJapanese robot bar tempts customers with giant, scantily clad dancing robots - controlled by REAL women
The 'Robot Restaurant' offers 'cabaret dances' from giant robots - looking like plastic women, but with robotic lower halves.
The £83 million restaurant will let customers operate the 'fem-bots' - but staff will also 'steer' the performers as they dance for visitors.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2178136/Japanese-robot-bar-tempts-customers-creepy-fem-bots--controlled-actual-women.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2178136/Japanese-robot-bar-tempts-customers-creepy-fem-bots--controlled-actual-women.html)
ako može šimpanzo da vozi robota, tek striptizeta može :D
Body retrieved from river was actually sex doll (http://boingboing.net/2012/07/25/body-retrieved-from-river-was.html)
Ancient Life-Size Lion Statues Baffle Scientists
http://news.yahoo.com/ancient-life-size-lion-statues-baffle-scientists-175738865.html (http://news.yahoo.com/ancient-life-size-lion-statues-baffle-scientists-175738865.html)
Wil Wheaton makes Dice Pillows - Geek DIY - Ep3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnYlh5SIQk#ws)
QuoteSYFY PREMIERES COLLECTION INTERVENTION TUESDAY, AUGUST 14
NEW SERIES FOLLOWS THE MEMORABILIA-OBSESSED TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF THEIR OVERSIZED POP-CULTURE COLLECTIONS
http://theforce.net/latestnews/story/Syfy_To_Debut_Collection_Intervention_147253.asp (http://theforce.net/latestnews/story/Syfy_To_Debut_Collection_Intervention_147253.asp)
Now You Can Get a 3D Replica of Your Fetus
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/07/30/now-you-can-get-a-3d-replica-of-your-fetus-because-thats-not-creepy-at-all/ (http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/07/30/now-you-can-get-a-3d-replica-of-your-fetus-because-thats-not-creepy-at-all/)
Guard llamas protect Park Rapids farm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30MO3tS4wXY#ws)
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dafak? :shock:
Idi bre Bato... xrofl
Elderly woman in China ties sex doll to tree to slow motorists
http://boingboing.net/2012/08/02/traffic-hacks-elderly-woman-i.html (http://boingboing.net/2012/08/02/traffic-hacks-elderly-woman-i.html)
Reklama za sladoled?
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0#ws)
Doctors Remove Spider Found Living Inside Woman's Ear (http://www.inquisitr.com/297986/doctors-remove-spider-found-living-inside-womans-ear/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Inquisitr+%28Inquisitr%3A+All%29)
Aaaaaaaa! :? :shock: Bljaaaaaaak!!!
Ja sam to jutros vido na Jahuu i nisam smeo da kliknem. :cry:
Pastor Jack Schaap demonstrates how to polish a shaft (http://boingboing.net/2012/08/09/pastor-jack-schaap-demonstrate.html)
QuoteJack Schaap was the pastor at the largest church in Indiana until he was fired last week for having sex with a 17-year-old congregant...
Procurele u javnost fotografije napuštene tajne laboratorije...
(slike na sajtu mogu da uznemire pojedine osobe)
Abandoned laboratory of studying a human brain (http://brusnichka.com/2007/11/15/laboratory-of-studying-a-human-brain/)
ух!
Nokti joj rastu umesto dlaka (http://www.b92.net/zdravlje/vesti.php?yyyy=2012&mm=08&nav_id=633990)
Prvo... smatrajte se upozorenim!!!
Ne, ozbiljno!!!!!!
Drugo... O, ti ludi norvežani!
Treće... kjok!? Neki performans?! Nešto novo tipa planking i owling?!
(e, da, smanjite malo jačinu zvuka)
SH - Gamle Bybro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZCjMjoilo#ws)
http://www.e-citulje.rs/ (http://www.e-citulje.rs/)
xrotaeye :P :cry: xgrim xbbat
Lepa inicijativa. Ako odem iznenada ovih dana, setite me se!!!
Quote from: Meho Krljic on 27-09-2012, 14:34:31
Lepa inicijativa. Ako odem iznenada ovih dana, setite me se!!!
jedi ... xtwak
Vidim da će moja čitulja biti obojena prezirom i gnevom, radije nego svečanim i dostojanstvenim bolom.
drugo i ne očekuj, večito pomirljivi pomiritelju i sa-svima-dobri majkoterezijanski crvenokrstašu! :evil:
Bah.... kao i obično u grobljanskim stvarima Srbi napreduju...
Eh... bio je dugačak čovek.
Шта бива кад неко преозбиљно схвати филм са Томом Грином. (http://www.metro.us/newyork/life/article/1014587--nsfw-photos-woman-poses-nude-inside-dead-horse) :shock:
Има и линк ка фоткама.
:cry: :cry: Odvratno.
Ali dobro, tu ič der oun.
A šta ja da kažem?
Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises
An epidemic of penile amputations in Thailand led researchers to inquire into what was going on
The Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian), Monday 19 November 2012 16.30 GMT
'It became fashionable in the 1970s for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her husband fell asleep, then sever his penis with a kitchen knife.'
About once per decade, the medical profession takes a careful look back at Thailand's plethora of penile amputations. The first great reckoning appeared in a 1983 issue of the American Journal of Surgery. Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam (http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/0002-9610%2883%2990420-8), by Kasian Bhanganada and four fellow physicians at Siriraj Hospital in Bangkok, introduces the subject: "It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks. Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."
The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society".
The bulk of the paper reports how the doctors and their colleagues learned, over the course of attempting 18 reimplantations, how to improve the necessary surgical techniques. Unambiguous photographs supplement the text.
"Interestingly", the physicians remark at the very end, "none of our patients filed a criminal complaint against their attackers."
An article called Factors Associated with Penile Amputation in Thailand (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9987415), published in 1998 in the journal NursingConnections, explores the reasons behind that. Gregory Bechtel and Cecilia Tiller, from the Medical College of Georgia (in Atlanta), gathered data from three couples who had been part of the epidemic. The couples, by then divorced, discussed their experience calmly. Bechtel and Tiller report that in each case, three things had happened during the week prior to dismemberment: (1) a financial crisis; (2) "ingestion of drugs or alcohol by the husband immediately prior to the event; and (3) public humiliation of the wife owing to the presence of a second 'wife' or concubine".
In 2008, the Journal of Urology carried a retrospective by Drs Genoa Ferguson (http://www.oregonurology.com/physicians-detail.cfm?id=6FCA93D8-BDE8-528E-AE91CB1E3F884212) and Steven Brandes (http://wuphysicians.wustl.edu/page.aspx?pageID=169) of the Washington University in St Louis, called The Epidemic of Penile Amputation in Thailand in the 1970s. Ferguson and Brandes conclude that: "Women publicly encouraging and inciting other scorned women to commit this act worsened the epidemic. The vast majority of worldwide reports of penile replantation, to this day, are a result of what became a trendy form of retribution in a country in which fidelity is a strongly appreciated value."
• Marc Abrahams is editor of the bimonthly Annals of Improbable Research (http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/research) and organiser of the Ig Nobel prize
Да ли је ово већ качено негде? :shock:
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Ауто-пут са четири траке изграђен је око једне вишестпратнице у Кини, након што су власници једног стана одбили да потпишу уговор који би омогућио рушење њихове зграде! (http://www.rts.rs/page/magazine/ci/story/501/%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BC%D1%99%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B8/1216406/Ma%2C+%D0%B4%D0%B0+%D0%BB%27+%D1%98%D0%B5+%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE+%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B3%D1%83%D1%9B%D0%B5%3F.html)
Šta jedna budala uradi, mislim na tog vlasnika.
Ма дивна прича кад се мало размисли, а баш ми је ово оставило утисак, размишљам о њима цео дан. Прво, фирма која је ипак дала зелено светло за градњу у стилу - ма ко им јебе матер, цепај посред! А онда, они који су им оставили бандеру (ено и ње усред аутопута), а изгледа да имају и клима-уређај! Сад могу да направе неки драјв ин, перионицу, да искористе онај простор у приземљу кад буду постали туристичка атракција, итсл. 8-)
ovo ko u onom crtiću sa Duškom Dugouškom!
:lol:
Dusko Dugousko Autoput (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJP22CHN5CE#)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20503586 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20503586)
QuoteA Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.
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:(
Ipak je srušiše :(
Upozoreni ste!
Vagina smell in a vile - German female fragrance for his pleasure by VULVA Original (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j4PeI7u4kw#ws)
Vulva Original First Impressions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qj0n3f2uc#ws)
VULVA Original Perfume- It's exactly how it sounds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVY7xUUqxNs#ws)
damn -.-
Energy Cloud May Be Triggering Rapid DNA Changes & Evolution 02-06-2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9QonnVFm08#)
:lol:
Isla de las Muñecas
Island of Dead Dolls part one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elW75gXjDgo#ws)
Island of Dead Dolls Part two (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxCln6aSfws#ws)
Žena umrla od seksa sa psom zbog alergije na njegovu spermu!
Irski mediji prenijeli su da su preminula žena, inače majka četvoro djece, i Šon Mekdonel (57) planirali ovaj bizarni čin dopisujući se na internetu, kao i da je ona dobrovoljno pristala na seks sa Šonovim vučjakom.
Šon Mekdonel (57) optužen je za sodomiju i vjeruje se da je prva osoba koja će po zakonu biti osuđena za ovaj akt. On se pojavio pred Okružnim sudom u Limeriku u Irskoj zbog optužbe da je vučjaku naredio da ima seksualni odnos sa ženom (43) koja je umrla od alergijske reakcije izazvane ovim činom.
Irski mediji prenijeli su da su preminula žena, inače majka četvoro djece ,i Mekdonel planirali ovaj bizarni čin dopisujući se na internetu, kao i da je ona dobrovoljno pristala na njega.
Kasnije te večeri, nakon snošaja, ženi je pozlilo i ona je primljena u lokalnu bolnicu, u kojoj je ubrzo preminula.
Testovi su pokazali da je umrla usljed teške alergijske reakcije slične onoj koja može biti izazvana reakcijom na kikiriki.
Pa, dobro, bolje da je osuđen za sodomiju nego za ubistvo iz nehata ili nešto slično...
One Step Closer - Why U2 Matters to Those Seeking God (http://bakerpublishinggroup.com/books/one-step-closer/269570)
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Menstrualni homoseksualizam!
http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2013&mm=04&dd=04&nav_id=701826 (http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2013&mm=04&dd=04&nav_id=701826)
Quote from: Ghoul on 24-10-2009, 12:26:47
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
poses wearing women's lingerie and a wig. He was particularly upset
that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
that before the election, he might have been re-elected.
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
"Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
will be in a hurry to get out, too.
SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY:
"Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline
Yes it is little Gassy......But quite the one. like Lingerie.
Quote from: theoneishere on 22-04-2013, 23:23:12
Quote from: Ghoul on 24-10-2009, 12:26:47
CHEESECAKE: Eric Brewer, 55, mayor of East Cleveland, Ohio, was incensed
when a local TV station aired photos purportedly of him in various
poses wearing women's lingerie (http://www.robustbuy.com/womens-clothes-lingerie-sets-c-1083_1085_1088.html) and a wig. He was particularly upset
that the photos hit just before the election, where he was running to
retain his seat, but Brewer would not admit or deny that the photos
were of him. After the election -- which he lost by a 2-1 margin -- he
admitted in a TV interview, "That is me in those pictures." When the
interviewer commented, "No offense, but you weren't the best-looking
woman," Brewer replied, "To the lady I was with, I looked great. We had
a good time." (Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...Had he had the guts to say
that before the election, he might have been re-elected.
ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD: "Can you hurry this up?" demanded Trammel
Bledsoe, 30, interrupting U.S. District Judge Lawrence F. Stengel. "I
don't have time for this." Bledsoe was in Stengel's Allentown, Penn.,
courtroom for sentencing after being convicted of two bank robberies.
"Just sentence me and let me go [about] my business." Stengel called a
brief recess, and then came back and issued his sentence: 41 years in
prison. (Allentown Morning Call) ...I'll bet he won't be satisfied, and
will be in a hurry to get out, too.
SORRY -- IT MAKES ME A BIT GASSY:
"Bag of Cocaine 'Shot Out' of Suspect's Body at St. Lucie County Gas Station When He Relaxed, Deputies Say" --
Fort Pierce (Fla.) Tribune headline
Yes it is little Gassy......But quite the one. like Lingerie.
I would love to see a 55 years old guy wearing lingerie .lol
Prvi put vidim bota koji ništa ne reklamira nego samo spamuje. Kakva je svrha?
Quote from: mac on 23-04-2013, 11:22:59
Prvi put vidim bota koji ništa ne reklamira nego samo spamuje. Kakva je svrha?
ovo je neki od mojih stalker-fanova: vidiš da samo mene citira. 8-) :P
on-topic bot!
http://www.021.rs/Info/Zanimljivosti/Pokusao-da-siluje-osinjak-i-umro.html (http://www.021.rs/Info/Zanimljivosti/Pokusao-da-siluje-osinjak-i-umro.html)
šta je sledeće - kosilica za travu?
sokovnik? :shock:
http://www.seriouslyfacts.me/a-woman-pregnant-for-46-years-gave-birth-to-a-mummy/ (http://www.seriouslyfacts.me/a-woman-pregnant-for-46-years-gave-birth-to-a-mummy/)
The Midnight Archive - The Art of Ryan Matthew Cohn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNl5cOedHpg#ws)
Може овде док не уведемо тему Босна и Херцеговина Today :)
http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/384464/Hercegovac-golim-rukama-zadavio-medveda (http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/384464/Hercegovac-golim-rukama-zadavio-medveda)
jadni međedi, s kim tamo moraju da žive... :cry:
evo,gledam da li znam coveka ili medjeda?
Dead bodies on Mount Everest
http://imgur.com/gallery/rkRAk (http://imgur.com/gallery/rkRAk)
Нема ужасних слика, није ротен садржај.
http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/384877/Mentalno-obolelog-ubicu-iz-Kine-majka-11-godina-drzi-okovanog-u-kavezu (http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/384877/Mentalno-obolelog-ubicu-iz-Kine-majka-11-godina-drzi-okovanog-u-kavezu)
Više je za strange but gay.. ovaj menstrualni homoseksualizam dobija na zamahu..
http://www.blic.rs/Kultura/Vesti/388634/Pogledajte-Anticke-statue-kao-hipsteri (http://www.blic.rs/Kultura/Vesti/388634/Pogledajte-Anticke-statue-kao-hipsteri)
MAKING OF "Street stone" PHOTO MANIPULATION With PHOTOSHOP By ALEXIS PERSANI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52ak299RqHI#ws)
Err, sta je menstrualni homoseksualizam?
Ja ni homoseksualizam nisam baš shvatio šta je...
Ali ovo je bilo neki dan svuda kao esencija današnjeg hipsteraja. Možda to ima neke veze?
Sad se setih one serije pokušaja da ti objasnimo šta su, dođavola, hipsteri, da bi upalilo sa 'oni što nose torbice na jedno rame' :D
A si video kako sam dobro usvojio i kako prakticno primenjujem steceno znanje. Sad, kad vidim dusmana odmah prepoznam da je hipster. Cim mi objasnite sta je nadam se da cu isto tako biti u stanju da prepoznam menstrualnog homoseksualistu!
Tako da, salu na stranu, stvarno bih voleo da znam.
hipster cije ponasanje odredjuju zlijezde, iako bez ovulacije. znaci torbica na jedno rame i obilazak tezgi s povrcem, te kuhanje.
znaci, kad bi te primjerice dusman pozvao na veceru u svoju jazbinu, to bi bio siguran simptom.
20 evra mita za kaznu od 20 evra
Izvor: Nezavisne
Doboj -- Vozač kamiona S. Š. nakon što je počinio saobraćajni prekršaj u blizini Doboja pokušao je novčanicom od 20 evra da podmiti policajce.
Ovo ne bi bilo neobično da kazna koju je podmićivanjem hteo da izbegne ne iznosi 40 konvertibilnih maraka, što je oko 20 evra.
Nakon nepropisnog preticanja vozila na punoj liniji na delu magistralnog puta M-17 u mestu Šešlije, S. Š. je saobraćajnoj policiji u službeni automobil "ubacio" 20 evra da bi mu "oprostili" kaznu od 40 KM (što je oko 20 evra) koja se izdaje na mestu događaja i da mu ne bi napisali prekršajni nalog.
Novčanica je izuzeta, a o događaju je obavešteno Okružno tužilaštvo u Doboju.
Ako radi za gazdu možda ima i dodatne penale za prekršaje, ili mu se skidaju oni bodovi od dozvole? Ako je na crti, ne treba mu da je pređe...
pokusaj podmicivanja policajca u danasnje vrijeme racionalizacije moze se pokazati kobnom greskom. ljudi strijepe za posao, imaju presutne norme.
ma to je termin koji je smislio moj ortak pa smo ga usvojili, bio je inspirisan nekom nakaradnom hipsterskom izložbom, i kad se spoje termini menstruacija + hipsterska''kultura'' dobije se menstrualni homoseksualizam, dakle menstruacija je metafora.
:?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Valerie-Lukyanova/165686236893020?ref=stream (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Valerie-Lukyanova/165686236893020?ref=stream)
kiroprakticar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYc9b1Klsbk#)
šta je ovo :shock:
gde je ovo :-?
"Ja hocu da oni mene vole."
FTW!!! :P
kakva je ovo bolescina :-? :-? :-? :-? :-?
ko su ovi ludaci,ne mogu da provalim sta im pise na majicama? ima i dece na snimku. :(
nemam pojma, trudim se da zaboravim
Па ово је познати хрватски доктор, др Анто Павловић! :|
Сећам се да је гостовао у Малнаревим емисијама.
Ovaj? http://dalje.com/hr-hrvatska/video--kiroprakticar-anto-pavlovic-ponovno-napada/119433 (http://dalje.com/hr-hrvatska/video--kiroprakticar-anto-pavlovic-ponovno-napada/119433)
vaistinu živopisan lik
Dr. Anto Pavlović, sklekovi & striptiz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5L82kRjVC4#)
edit: stvarno greota za Malnara :(
QuoteEkscentrični ,,kiropraktičar" Anto Pavlović je imao više ispada zbog kojih je završio u zatvoru. U slučaju premlaćivanja jednog župnika ispričao je na sudu kako ga je htio ,,centrirati", što je ovaj odbio. – ,,Udario sam ga u međunožje da mu dam do znanja da je 'Mladi Uskrs', nakon toga sam ga udarao bičem, a onda sam čuo glas Sai Babe: 'Ma pusti ga u pizdu materinu'", kazao je Pavlović.
Ево га комплетан филм (онај чији трејлер Зак поставио). Не може се описати, али је вредно сваког минута гледања, имхо:
1. део CHIROPRACTIC: My way of life / Moj način života (1/2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxW2XwPMwjk#)
2. део CHIROPRACTIC: My way of life / Moj način života (2/2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qis3PFEIcQ#)
Retko dobro utrosenih dva i po sata. Jednostavno, mora se pogledati.
Ukupnu sliku kvari anegdota o osveti ljudima koji su ga drogirali i zatvorili u Popovacu. :!:
John Knuth: Fly Paintings - The Artist's Studio - MOCAtv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEXAsflhbA#ws)
Japan EROTIC Hypnosis WATCH THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9LGlOPpeSY#)
Sasavi ovi japanci
http://mobile.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050 (http://mobile.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10945050)
QuoteA Massachusetts man who was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung came home with an unusual diagnosis: a pea plant was growing in his lung.
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Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake in Montana seems shallow(Less Depth), but in reality is 370 feet in depth
http://realitypod.com/2010/10/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/ (http://realitypod.com/2010/10/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/)
QuoteResearchers at Toshiba's Akimu Robotic Research Institute were thrilled ten months ago when they successfully programmed Kenji, a third generation humanoid robot, to convincingly emulate certain human emotions. At the time, they even claimed that Kenji was capable of the robot equivalent of love. Now, however, they fear that his programming has taken an extreme turn for the worst.
http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/the-internet-keeps-falling-for-the-hoax-about-kenji-the-robot-programmed-to-love (http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/the-internet-keeps-falling-for-the-hoax-about-kenji-the-robot-programmed-to-love)
ništa ne komentarišem, samo prenosim. 8-)
Man Sticks Eel Up His Behind, Fights for His Life
One Japanese man was fighting for his life after attempting to emulate what he claimed he saw in an adult film, in which the actor/actress stuck an eel up their behind. Unfortunately for the man, the eel had quite an appetite and decided to gnaw his way out of the man's body. News broke about the man's failed attempt to please himself when the doctor blogged about the incident.
According to the doctor, the 20″ eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding. The man underwent emergency surgery and miraculously survived. Surprisingly, his friend — who he'd hope would bring him pleasure but nearly took his life — survived as well. In describing the eel's actions that nearly took the man life, another doctor said, "The eel was simply trying to find its way out."
One Japanese website that reported the incident explained where the eel was positioned when doctors eagerly worked to get it out of the man. The site, which had to be translated in English, reports: "Yesterday, Foshan, a female doctor microblogging explosion metamorphosis incident, a man playing the eel burst chrysanthemum, results of a pound weight of the eel got into the large intestine, causing intestinal perforation, the surgeon in the hospital with a one night only then eel caught out. Posts with eel picture. The eel huddled mass lying on the iron plate, the next b****y gauze, eel body length of about 50cm." In other words, the eel was lying on the man's iron plate when surgeons took him/her out.
http://www.the360experiment.com/2013/04/world-news/man-sticks-eel-up-his-behind-fights-for-his-life/ (http://www.the360experiment.com/2013/04/world-news/man-sticks-eel-up-his-behind-fights-for-his-life/)
Ja sam oduvek govorio da sa tim... morima i uopšte, vodenim površinama (i zapreminama, bogami), treba biti na oprezu:
Mysterious 'horned' sea monster washes ashore in Spain (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/mysterious-horned-sea-monster-washes-ashore-in-spain/)
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Pa vi posle letujte na nadmorskoj visini manjoj od šta ja znam 400-500 metara...
A sad još tvrde da je ono gore "skelet ajkule" (http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/mysterious-sea-monster-discovered-in-spain-is-identified/). PA DOKLE ĆE DA NAS LAŽU????
Posto sam ja odbacio sve teorije evolucije i prihvatio onu da je zemlja stara 6 - 7 000 godina, i da smo ziveli zajedno sa dinosaurima,
tvrdim da ovo nije niti ce ikad biti ikakva vrsta ajkule niti kakav njen dalji rodjak.
Godinama ih sinak i ja gledamo, proucavamo , sakupljamo enciklopedije i dokumentarce i obilazimo po akvarijumima da bi nam ovo zalicilo na ajkulu.
To je neki isplivali primerak vrste koja zivi pod ko zna kojim i kakvim pritiscima po dubinama, a nama nepoznat.
A i sto bi bio poznat kad su nam i naucnici moj do mojega, cas' izuzecima.
Čekamo da odbaciš i teoriju gravitacije i vazneseš se u nebesa xremyb
Ah, pa nemojmo u krajnost...
Mene protiv njihovih teorija guraju sami takozvani naucnici i teoreticari...
Dok mi ne uvaljaju lagariju , ja ih ne odbacujem... ;)
Akušer dr Aris Cigris objavio je fotografiju novorođenčeta na svojoj Fejsbuk stranici nakon porođaja koji je izvršen 12. marta carskim rezom u severnom delu Atine.
Pošto plodovi ovojci nisu pukli, dr Cigris kaže da beba nije ni shvatila da je rođena i ponašala se kao da je i dalje u materici.
Dr Cigris kaže da su šanse da pl.ovojci ostanu netaknuti prilikom rođenja ,,Nemoguća misija" i da je ostao ,,bez daha" kada je ugledao novorođenče u placenti.
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Čini mi se da su, prema narodnom verovanju, ljudi rođeni u posteljici posebno srećni ili imaju neke izuzetne sposobnosti.
за почетак не плачу кад се роде! :)
Man shot in Russia in argument over Kant
MOSCOW | Mon Sep 16, 2013
(Reuters) - An argument over the theories of 18th century philosopher Immanuel Kant ended in a man being shot in a grocery store in southern Russia.
RIA news agency quoted police in the city of Rostov-on-Don as saying a fight broke out between two men as they argued over Kant, the German author of "Critique of Pure Reason", without giving details of their debate.
"In the course of the fight, the suspect took out a pistol firing rubber bullets and fired several shots at his opponent," it said, adding that one man was detained and the victim was taken to hospital. His life was not in danger.
Kant lived in Koenigsberg, which is now the Russian city of Kaliningrad, and is a central figure of modern philosophy. Many Russians love to discuss philosophy and history, often over a drink, but such discussions rarely end in shootings.
Rich gypsy houses in Romania & Moldova (36 Pics)
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http://xaxor.com/bizarre/rich-gypsy-houses-in-romania-moldova.html (http://xaxor.com/bizarre/rich-gypsy-houses-in-romania-moldova.html)
Gajbi. :|
http://www.cracked.com/article_20355_5-real-life-stories-twins-creepier-than-any-horror-movie.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_20355_5-real-life-stories-twins-creepier-than-any-horror-movie.html)
Pogresih temu, htedoh u gluposti, a nalepih ovde :)
Ovo zvuči kao nešto iz Čestertonove knjige The Club of Queer Trades. Drugi će možda uhvatiti nagoveštaj Finčerovog filma The Game, ali... Čestertonov roman je bio ranije. :wink:
Postoji kompanija koja se zove The Mysterious Package Company. Njen posao je da isporuči poklone... oko kojih smišlja uverljive narative i uklapa ih u živote primalaca. I pokloni i priče mogu biti jako posebni, ali moraju biti uverljivi.
Uostalom, vidite (https://www.mysteriouspackage.com/) sami.
Napokon progovorila žena koja je imala seks sa delfinom!!!
http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2014&mm=06&dd=09&nav_id=858913 (http://www.b92.net/zivot/vesti.php?yyyy=2014&mm=06&dd=09&nav_id=858913)
Genijalno! :shock:
Why Chess Will Destroy Your Mind (https://medium.com/@pomeranian99/78ad1034521f), po verovanju nekih američkih medija 1859.
Genijalno! xrofl
http://sport.blic.rs/Ostali-sportovi/Rukomet/256031/Sta-se-desilo-Nestala-cela-juniorska-rukometna-ekipa-Indije-u-Danskoj (http://sport.blic.rs/Ostali-sportovi/Rukomet/256031/Sta-se-desilo-Nestala-cela-juniorska-rukometna-ekipa-Indije-u-Danskoj)
http://youtu.be/tnWP2Emps1M (http://youtu.be/tnWP2Emps1M)
јапански готхбургер! (http://dangerousminds.net/comments/burger_king_goes_goth_in_japan_with_their_black_burger)
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za scallopa :)
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/strange-cloud-turns-out-be-butterflies-migrating (http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/strange-cloud-turns-out-be-butterflies-migrating)
Jack the Ripper's true identity and overgrown grave in south London 'revealed by historian' (https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/jack-the-rippers-true-identity-and-overgrown-grave-in-south-london-revealed-by-historian-a3647071.html)