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shrike

ovo me podseti na scenu iz Smrtonosnog oružja kad Mel Gibson skoči sa zgrade zajedno sa samoubicom.
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Tex Murphy

QuoteOvaj bezdušni Kinez objasnio je svoje delo rečima da su ljudi koji satima sede na mostovima razmišljajući da li da izvrše samoubistvo, ustvari samoživi stvorovi koji ni ne žele da se ubiju, već samo da skrenu pažnju na sebe.

Taj bezdušni Kinez je potpuno u pravu.
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Meho Krljic

Sou... videli ste kako je sinoć Saša Baron Koen, promovišući svoj naredni film, Bruno, u toku doele MTV movie nagrada 'pao' na Eminema?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcjbWtFnW6M

Ghoul

svašta, meho, otkud ti ideja da mi ovde gledamo MTV dodole?
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Pa, znam da voliš SBK-a, a ne voliš repere, ovo je baš za tebe.

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

shrike

...Topalovići

ALENDEJL, 04.06.2009.

FoNet
Odsekli mrtvacu noge, kako bi stao u sanduk

Američke vlasti oduzele su licencu pogrebnom preduzeću i njegovom direktoru koji je priznao da su njegovi radnici bez odobrenja porodice odrezali noge dva metra visokom mrtvacu, kako bi mogli da ga smeste u kovčeg
Udruženje pogrebnih preduzeća zbog toga je donelo jednoglasnu odluku o zatvaranju kompanije "Cave Funeral Home" iz Alendejla u Južnoj Karolini. Radnik te firme Čarls Kejv mrtvacu je noge odrezao električnom testerom. Udovica nesrećnog muškarca izjavila je da su njenom pokojnom suprugu odrezane noge ispod kolena i stavljene u kovčeg pored tela. Protiv direktora pogrebnog preduzeća mogla bi da bude podneta krivična prijava, jer je prema zakonu u Južnoj Karolini uništavanje posmrtnih ostataka kažnjivo
zatvorom u trajanju do deset godina.

"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: shrike on 04-06-2009, 16:26:12
...Topalovići

ALENDEJL, 04.06.2009.

FoNet
Odsekli mrtvacu noge, kako bi stao u sanduk

Američke vlasti oduzele su licencu pogrebnom preduzeću i njegovom direktoru koji je priznao da su njegovi radnici bez odobrenja porodice odrezali noge dva metra visokom mrtvacu, kako bi mogli da ga smeste u kovčeg

Valjda dugačkom...  :idea:
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

cutter

http://torrentfreak.com/pirate-bay-nemesis-has-name-changed-by-pranksters-090607/

Pirate Bay Nemesis Has Name Changed By Pranksters
Written by enigmax on June 07, 2009

Antipiratbyrån lawyer Henrik Pontén, one of the Pirate Bay's arch rivals, had quite a surprise recently when he received an unexpected piece of mail. The letter from the Swedish tax authority informed him that his request for a name change had been accepted and from now on, he would be officially known as 'Pirate Pontén'.

Anyone brave enough to take on The Pirate Bay with a view to shutting them down automatically makes millions of enemies, some of which become motivated enough to actually do something about it. Antipiratbyrån lawyer Henrik Pontén knows all about getting on the wrong side of pirates and just recently had yet another reminder that he is widely hated on the Internet.

Just recently Pontén received a letter from the Swedish tax authority (Skatteverket) informing him that his request for a change in his personal details had been accepted, which came as quite a surprise since he had made no such request.

From May 29th 2009, said the letter, 43 year-old Henrik Pontén would have his name changed and become known as Pirate Pontén, undoubtedly to the high amusement of millions of file-sharers.

"The pirate movement have previously tried threats and when that doesn't work, they do this," Pontén told Aftonbladet.

Labeling the name change as a "silly" act, Pontén remains determined to press on and get his original name back. "This only makes me more convinced that I'm right," he said. "The pirate movement often speaks about the importance of personal integrity, but the name change violates my integrity."

Pontén and others like him around the world are continuing to discover that most people in opposition to their plans have access to a keyboard and the Internet and that is all they need to do their tiny part in annoying those that set out to annoy them. One person alone can cause enough damage, multiply this by thousands or millions and the whole situation can become entirely unmanageable.

Pirate Bay users will tell you that they have grown used to Pontén and his activities against them. Equally Pontén says he has grown used to piracy advocates harassing him in return.

"The way I see it, there is a campaign against anyone who disagrees with the piracy movement," notes Pontén. "They are trying to restrict our freedom of speech. Previously they have tried threats, now they are trying other methods," he added.

Pontén told Aftonbladet that the Pirate Party should distance themselves from this type of threat and harassment, although why they should be required to do so is not clear. There is absolutely no suggestion that the Pirate Party was involved in changing Pontén's name but nevertheless, vice chairman Christian Engström felt compelled to comment;

"To poke fun at the opposition is perfectly ok, but this kind of conduct is just bad form. We distance ourselves from threats and trouble-making. It does not benefit the party," he said.

Interestingly, no identity check is carried out in Sweden for name change applications, the person concerned just receives a letter to inform the change has been carried out.

Ingegerd Widell, head of the registry at Skatteverket, said that Pirate Pontén will get his original name back in due course.

Ghoul

https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Ovaj klip je sjajan. Paranoid FTW.

angel011

Ne znam da li se baš ovde uklapa, svakako nije zabava ni razonoda, al' 'ajde:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090607/US.Pregnant.Woman.Killed/
We're all mad here.

Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: Ghoul on 08-06-2009, 20:06:55
Ciglja u zidu paranoja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4cuqW9wX1Q

:|

HELL, YEAH! Ako neko otkrije gde ordinira ovaj car, neka javi i neka gleda kako se časti harmonikaš!

Ovo je klip sa Harvijev best. topic. ever. Zato što je ovo best. clip. ever.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

zakk

Quote from: John Reynolds on 10-06-2009, 03:35:59:|

HELL, YEAH! Ako neko otkrije gde ordinira ovaj car, neka javi i neka gleda kako se časti harmonikaš!

Ovo je klip sa Harvijev best. topic. ever. Zato što je ovo best. clip. ever.
Potpisujem! Ako ga se nađe, ima ga se časti!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

angel011

We're all mad here.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

Ghoul

PONG: After a rousing game of beer pong in Bridgeport, Penn., Joseph
  Jiminez, 24, and Scott Riley, 25, got into a dispute. They took it
  outside to an alley, witnesses say, and an irritated Riley started
  shouting at Jiminez and his companion. "Shoot me, shoot me," Riley
  dared. When he got to "You guys ain't got the --", Jiminez pulled a gun
  and shot Riley before he could finish his sentence. Jiminez has been
  charged with murder. (Philadelphia Inquirer) ...Remember, kids: "He
  started it!" doesn't work with your parents, and it doesn't work with
  the judge or jury.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

raindelay

Quote from: Ghoul on 13-06-2009, 15:15:22
PONG: After a rousing game of beer pong in Bridgeport, Penn., Joseph
  Jiminez, 24, and Scott Riley, 25, got into a dispute. They took it
  outside to an alley, witnesses say, and an irritated Riley started
  shouting at Jiminez and his companion. "Shoot me, shoot me," Riley
  dared. When he got to "You guys ain't got the --", Jiminez pulled a gun
  and shot Riley before he could finish his sentence. Jiminez has been
  charged with murder. (Philadelphia Inquirer) ...Remember, kids: "He
  started it!" doesn't work with your parents, and it doesn't work with
  the judge or jury.

Meni ovo i nije bas smesno. Pre dosta godina, na jednoj zurci, doslo je do toga da je jedan lik stavio casu na svoju glavu i terao drugog da puca. Svi smo ga preklinjali da se ne glupira ali on je bio uporan i bukvalno molio jednog lika koji mu je ortak da puca. Ovaj ga je isto molio, kao sve je u redu, verujemo ti da si hrabar... ali onda mu je prekipelo, repetirao je pistolj i zadnje cega se secam pre opste bezanije je da je ovaj pao obliven krvlju. Na svu srecu( a samo jos jedan dokaz da pijane prati sreca) na neki nacin metak ga je samo okrzuo iskidavsi mu samo gornji deo usne skoljke. xshot2
I WAS ANTI-OBAMA BEFORE IT WAS COOL

Ghoul

šteta.
bolje bi bilo da je pročistio genetski pool svojih bezvrednih, idiotskih gena.
takve budale ne zaslužuju da (pre)žive.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

angel011

We're all mad here.

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Meho Krljic

Evo nečeg... prelepog. Kada se priča o female empowermentu, na ovo se misli:

World's strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos

QuoteA Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

"After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls," she said. "I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!"

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

"You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook."

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

"It's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed," she says.


Ghoul

ne usuđujem se ni da zamislim kako si naišao na ovaj članak!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

angel011

   
      
B92  Život  Vesti


         

8. jul 2009.

Grip žurke u Velikoj Britaniji

Mlade Britance zahvatila je prava manija organizovanja takozvanih "grip žurki", čiji je cilj inficiranje virusom H1N1, dok još nije mutirao.


Među zemljama u Evropi Velika Britanija prednjači po broju osoba zaraženih virusom novog gripa. Mada lekari predviđaju da će virus nastaviti da se širi, mnogi tinejdžeri čine sve kako bi već sada bili zaraženi zbog straha da će virus mutitati i postati opasniji nego što je u ovom trenutku.

Na "grip žurke" pozivaju se oni koji su već zaraženi kako bi došli u kontakt sa onima koji nisu oboleli, a sve u cilju što bržeg sticanja imuniteta na novi virus.

Međutim, kako piše lokalna štampa, u vladinom savetu za zdravstvo upozoravaju na opasnost od te vrste prakse.

"Još uvek se ne zna dovoljno o prirodi novog virusa. Ima dosta slučajeva mladih ljudi koji su preminuli od gripa, mada su do tada bili dobrog zdravlja", istakli su u savetu.
We're all mad here.

Meho Krljic

Bah... Norman Spinrad u svom Journal of the Plague Years baš insistira da je ovo najlogičniji način da se podstakne mutacija virusa u bezbednu formu... Neka, nek testiraju Britanci te pristupe na sebi.

Meho Krljic

Er... da.

Blinded Man Regains Sight With Tooth For Eye

QuoteA blinded man has seen his wife for the first time after surgeons gave him back his sight using one of his teeth.

Thanks To Tooth Enlarge photo Martin Jones' canine was pulled out so a tiny optical lens could be fitted to it, then the tooth was inserted in his eye socket.

The 42-year-old lost his left eye and was totally blinded in the right 12 years ago when a tub of molten aluminium exploded in his face at the scrapyard where he worked.

He fell in love with care worker Gill, 50, and the pair married four years ago and settled down in Rotherham, South Yorkshire.

But he had never dreamt he would be able to see what she looks like.

Then he heard about these amazing operations performed by surgeon Christopher Lui and his team in Brighton, East Sussex.

He said when the bandages came off the first person he wanted to see was Gill.

"The doctors took the bandages off and it was like looking through water.

"Then I saw this figure and it was her, it was unbelieveable," Mr Jones told The Sun newspaper.

The tooth was implanted in his cheek for three months to grow blood vessels and new tissue.

Once it was moved into his eye it was under two weeks until Mr Jones could see.

"When I tell friends I see through my tooth they don't believe me.

"But then I take off my glasses - and my eye looks like something from a sci-fi movie," Mr Jones told The Sun.


Ghoul

Arquette to live in box to raise money for hungry

NEW YORK – David Arquette is going to live in a box in New York City to raise money for the hungry.

The 37-year-old actor plans to stay in a Plexiglas box above the Madison Square Garden marquee on Tuesday and Wednesday to raise $250,000 for Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger relief charity. He'll stay in the box each day for about eight hours.

Donations can come on site or through text messages or a Facebook page set up by Mars Inc., the company that makes Snickers candy bars.

A Mars spokesman says Arquette will eat during his two-day stay in the plastic enclosure.

Arquette starred in the "Scream" movie franchise.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

Nikad nisam razumio te "e, ajd da skupimo nešto love u dobrotvorne svrhe tako što ćemo malo da se glupiramo!" egzibicije. Ako neko hoće nešto da da, daće svakako, a ako neće, ne vjerujem da će promijeniti mišljenje zbog nekog imbecila koji provodi osam sati u nekakvoj kutiji ili zbog nekog ko izgradi sebi kuću na drvetu ili tri dana dubi na glavi ili nešto.
Then again, postoji mnogo stvari koje ne razumijem na ovom svijetu...
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Ghoul

BUCKLE DOWN: Police in West Hazleton, Penn., got a grant to set up
  special patrols under the "Buckle Up" program to enforce the state's
  seatbelt law. During a grant-sponsored crackdown, they noticed a
  speeding car, weaving from lane to lane without using turn signals.
  They stopped the driver, Ryan Neaus, 21, who told them he was speeding
  "because he was chasing the person who just robbed him of his Apple
  iPhone and three bags of marijuana," the resulting report says.
  Officers noticed a bong sitting on the front seat, and a search turned
  up multiple illegal drugs. Neaus was arrested on drug charges -- and
  failure to wear a seatbelt. (Wilkes Barre Times Leader)
  ...Investigators note that not using a seatbelt is a "gateway crime" to
  more serious offenses.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Ygg

 xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
Zače, pa ti si moj idol!!! :| :| :|

Ovo odmah kačim na fejsbuk.  :!:
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

zakk

Šta misliš otkud meni :)
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

smrklja

e bre ovo je matoro ima već dve godine kako sam video, kasniš zače

zakk

http://www.hobbithousemanila.com/

Tolkien-themed bar u Manili gde je sva posluga - patuljasta.   xrotaeye
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Usul

Vesela pjesmica mlađahnog Španca - Dodirni mi Windows (sa titlovima na španskom i srpskom - closed caption)

Brody Tócame El Windous (Dodirni mi Windows, Touch my Windows) con subtitulos

Ne propustiti tekst !!  xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl xrofl
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Meho Krljic

Ovo nije baš za strange but weird ali nisam hteo da zagađujem topike o hororu iako je tema zapravo za Harvestera, Ghoula, Miloša, Kunca, Kripla, Džindžera itd.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html

Dakle, pet najnenormalnijih edukativnih filmova o bezbednosti na radnom mestu koji su zapravo pola niskobudžetni splatter horor a pola DTV kung-fu. Apsolutno hilerijs.

Event Horizon

Quote from: Meho Krljic on 17-07-2009, 16:18:08


http://www.cracked.com/article_17556_5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-work-safety-videos.html

Dakle, pet najnenormalnijih edukativnih filmova o bezbednosti na radnom mestu koji su zapravo pola niskobudžetni splatter horor a pola DTV kung-fu. Apsolutno hilerijs.

htedoh pogledati snimak, no mi kompijutor rekao "Your request was denied because of its content categorization. ". mora da nije "safe" da se gleda  :D
"Hipokrizija Trejd - svemirski ugođaj za svemirskog čoveka"

Milosh

xrofl

#5 je skroz u Final Destination fazonu...
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Alexdelarge

moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

taurus-jor

Deda pregazio babu invalidskim kolicima
Petak, 24. jul 2009. 13:11    

Bizarna nesreća dogodila se u Velikoj Britaniji kada je u jednom manjem mestu čovek stariji od 70 godina, svojim električnim kolicima pregazio 90-godišnju staricu i pobegao s mesta događaja.

"Na staricu je naleteo muškarac u svojim 70-im godinama života i udario je električnim kolicima. Unesrećena žena prevezena je u bolnicu, gdje joj se pruža medicinska pomoć zbog teških, ali ne i po život opasnih povreda", izjavio je portparol policije i dodao kako policija traga za vozačem kolica.
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

http://godineumagli.blogspot.com

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Alexdelarge

Pročitala 25.000 knjiga

Louise Brown (91) iz mjesta Stranraer na jugozapadu Škotske od 1946. godine posuđivala je desetak knjiga tjedno i nikad nije morala platiti kaznu zbog kašnjenja u vraćanju knjiga.

I danas čita dvanest naslova tjedno, i to uglavnom ljubiće, ratne priče i povijesne drame.

Ova umirovljenica, koja zbog problema s vidom posljednjih godina posuđuje jedino knjige tiskane krupnim slovima, pročitala je gotovo sve knjige iz lokalne kjižnice.

"Moji roditelji su puno čitali i ljubav prema čitanju su prenijeli i na mene. Počela sam čitati kada sam imala pet godina i nikada nisam prestala. Volim pročitati sve što mi dođe u ruke", izjavila je Louise Brown.

Kako piše loklani tisak, zaposleni u knjižnici u Stranraer kažu da bi čitalačke navike tijekom posljednjih 60 godina gospođi Brown trebale omogućiti ulaz u Guinnessovu knjigu rekorda.

"Iako je posudila 25.000 knjiga, nikada nije kasnila s vraćanjem. Knjižnjičari smatraju da je izuzetna žena i s nestrpljenjem očekuju njene tjedne posjete. Svi se pitaju bi li itko mogao oboriti njen rekord", komentirali zaposleni u biblioteci u Stranraeru.

(net.hr)
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Alexdelarge

Najjača vagina na svetu
   

Jedna Ruskinja može da se pohvali da ima najjače vaginalne mišiće na svetu, kojima može da podigne čak 14 kilograma težine!

Tatjana Kožnjevnikova, 42-godišnja Ruskinja rođena u Novosibirsku, posle porođaja otkrila je da ima slabo razvijene vaginalne mišiće i onda se "bacila" na trening.

Posle 15 godina vežbanja, najintimniji deo njenog tela postao je vrlo jak. Sada vaginom može da podigne staklenu kuglu tešku 14 kilograma, čime je ušla u knjigu svetskih rekorda.

"Posle porođaja, moji intimni mišići su oslabili. Odlučila sam da vežbam uz pomoć staklenih kuglica, koje se gurnu u vaginu i onda radite kontrakcije mišića", objasnila je Ruskinja.

(MONDO)


Worlds Strongest Vagina
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Meho Krljic

Ja sam ovu vest već objavio na ovoj istoj stranici, ali ti si dineo i snimke! Aferim!!!

Gwydion

TV voditelj naručivao ubistva zbog dizanja rejtinga emisije

Policija u Brazilu optužila je lokalnog voditelja televizijske emisije, koja se bavi crnom hronikom, da je naručivao ubistva zarad podizanja rejtinga svoje emisije.
Valas Suza, iz federalne brazilske države Amazonas, tereti se da je, zajedno sa svojim sinom, naručio najmanje pet ubistava i onda slao svoju televizijsku ekipu da prva izveštava sa lica mesta.


Ghoul

AUTO NEUROTIC: Coggin Pontiac, a car dealer in Jacksonville, Fla., was a
  bit suspicious of a check that a woman wrote for a new $70,000 car --
  the check identified the account holders as "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and
  Emma Christ". The dealer called the woman's bank, which said the check
  was not valid, so their next call was to the Jacksonville Sheriff's
  Office. Deputies found Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, had multiple
  credit cards in her purse, some in her name, and others bearing the
  name Emma Christ. She insisted she had the money to back the check,
  since she owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money
  into." Deputies arrested her on felony fraud charges. (Jacksonville
  Times-Union) ...It's unclear which is crazier: that anyone would "just
  deposit money" into her web site, or that anyone would want a $70,000
  Pontiac.

AUTO EROTIC: Shoppers in Albuquerque, N.M., say they spotted a man in the
  parking lot of a grocery store with his pants around his ankles,
  "humping" the back end of his own car while waving his arms around and
  shouting. Police arrived to find Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to the
  car. He was arrested and charged with aggravated indecent exposure -- a
  felony, because children witnessed the event. (KRQE-TV Albuquerque)
  ...And seeing that screws up their concept of where cars really come
  from -- the government!


COTTON TO IT: Cotton On Kids, a New Zealand clothing store chain, is
  refusing to pull a line of baby clothing with sayings on them after
  calls from "child advocates." The slogans include "I'm Living Proof My
  Mum Is Easy", "The Condom Broke" and "Mummy Likes it on Top". A store
  spokeswoman said few shoppers have been offended, and most are finding
  the line amusing. (New Zealand Herald) ...No problem: we're not
  teaching kids to read anymore anyway.


KNUCKLE SANDWICH, TO GO: When a 5'-11" robber weighing 235 pounds hit a
  Subway sandwich shop in Houston, Texas, the gal behind the counter
  wouldn't have any of it. "When the register opened, he lunged over and
  grabbed it," said clerk Yava Matthews. "My initial response was to hit
  him. So I hit him." The shocked robber fell back against a wall, but
  then realized he had the cash drawer in his hands and made a break for
  the door. "I jumped over the counter and then jumped on him," Matthews
  said. "A lot of people were standing around and I told them to give me
  something. Somebody brought me some handcuffs, so I got him and I
  handcuffed him." But the robber still struggled until someone handed
  her a Taser. "I am Tasing him and he says, 'I can't breathe. I can't
  breathe'," Matthews remembered. "I said, 'If you can talk to me, you
  can breathe. So be quiet before I Taser you again." At that, the robber
  started to cry, and about then police arrived and arrested Tracy
  Armstead, 29, for attempted robbery. (KHOU-TV Houston) ....He's 5'-11"
  and 235 pounds? You know, Subway has a wide variety of low-cal, low-fat
  choices.



BUT HEY, LET'S NOT RUSH INTO ANYTHING: "Texas Will Soon Make Sure That
  Competent Lawyers Handle Death-Row Appeals" -- Houston Chronicle
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QuoteОсам година гајио децу мислећи да су његова


Јанко тешко зарађује за хлеб и издржава породицу(Фото З. Глигоријевић)

Ћуприја - Јанко Пауновић из Исакова код Ћуприје сазнао је да није билошки отац ниједној од две ћерке тек када га је супруга Снежана напустила и отишла да живи са другим човеком. Занимљиво је да М.П. (7) и М.П. (4) имају различите биолошке очеве. Девојчице кажу да је Јанко њихов тата, али када им се покажу фотографије правих очева, свака узме фотографију свог оца. Када се посвађају, онда млађа девојчица каже старијој да је њен отац богатији, јер има аутобусе и камионе, а старија се побуни и каже да је њен отац богатији.

-Хвала човеку за кога је Снежана побегла, јер никада не бих сазнао да деца нису моја. Она је постала обесна, јер сам ја по читав дан копао бунаре и бавио се водоинсталатерским послом. Радио сам и у иностранству и добро зарађивао, а она је имала пуно слободног времена. Сада ћу та два човека да тужим за душевну бол и патњу, као и због тога што су ноћу долазили да ми прете. И они ће морати да издржавају децу, - љути се Јанко у разговору за ,,Политику" додајући да је добро да је остао здрав поред свих претрпљених шокова.

Његова голгота почиње новембра прошле године. Након само неколико дана што га је Снежана напустила и одвела децу син њеног љубавника тражио му је 2.000 евра да би му вратио децу.

,,Мој отац и твоја жена ће продати децу. Зато боље дај мени тај новац, ја ћу да их украдем и да ти их вратим", рекао је син љубавника моје одбегле жене, који је док ме је уцењивао на сто ставио пиштољ. Рекао сам му да немам новац, а он да ћу онда остати без деце. Сутрадан сам отишао у полицију и пријавио рекетирање. Три дана касније организована је клопка код моје куће, где су тог Циганина ухапсили са обележеним новчаницама - наставља Јанко.

Како полиција није могла да докаже да су Снежана и њен љубавник саучесници у овој врсти уцене, социјални радници су децу вратили Снежани. Три дана касније родбина човека са којим је Снежана живела Јанку је вратила децу и обећала 15.000 евра само да промени свој исказ на суду како би младић био ослобођен.

- Нисам пристао на то и онда су они почели да ме јуре и прете. Из тог пакла извукла нас је полиција која нам је у два наврата организовала заштиту. Мени је било битно само да заштитим децу, јер тада сам мислио да су моја. Онда је дошао један човек, чије име никада нећу да откријем и рекао ми да је добро то што чиним за децу, али да треба да урадим ДНК анализу и утврдим да ли су моја, јер му је Снежана рекла да то уопште нису моја деца. Када сам  то урадио веровао сам да ће показати да је бар старија ћерка моја, али испоставило се да обе нису - каже Јанко за наш лист и додаје да је поред тужбе за развод брака поднео и тужбу за оспоравање, али и утврђивање очинства.


Јанкова кућа принудни смештај за бившу супругу и децу


Снежана за ,,Политику" признаје да деца нису Јанкова, да су прави очеви још фебруара на суду то признали, да су се нагодили и да ових дана треба да јој стигне прва уплата.

-Тражила сам алиментацију до 18. године, а ако деца студирају до 24. године, као и део наследства, јер им то по закону припада. Новица Јовановић из Исакова, отац старије ћерке, треба да ми исплати 30.000 евра, а Михајло Керић, који је у Швајцарској, отац млађе ћерке, 30.000 швајцараца – прорачунала је Снежана.

На питање због чега је варала мужа, она је одговорила да га она није много интересовала као жена, због велике разлике у годинама и да никада није био код куће, па је она била са разним мушкарцима.

Јанко и даље издржава Снежану и децу, јер се налазе на принудном смештају код њега док се не нађе боље решење.

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Мајчино признање

- Када сам сазнао да деца нису моја, моја мајка ми је признала да ни ја нисам син човека кога сам сматрао оцем, већ једног комшије. Отишао сам на његов гроб, понео огледало и свој лик упоредио са фотографијом на споменику. На основу црта лица уверио сам се да ми он јесте отац - тужно ће Јанко.

Зорица Глигоријевић

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Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

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