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Dobro, evo nešto megalako (slušam i transkribujem pa izvinjavajte ako ne bude baš 100% tačno):

Prodavac: So, what can I do for you, gentlemen?

Mušterija 1: It's hot in here, isn't it?

Mušterija 2: I got a cold.

Mušterija 1: We want a TV!

Prodavac: How much you got to spend?

Mušterija 2 (svom drugaru): What have you got?

Mušterija 1 (malo uzdržano): Fifty bucks...

Prodavac: I can let you have the set over there for fofty bucks.

Mušterija 1: Well, turn it on, we wanna see if it works.

Prodavac: What's the matter, don't you trust me?

Mušterija 1: Uh-huh.

Prodavac: Here (pruža im gajtan), plug it in down there.

Mušterija 1: Here?

Prodavac: Yeah, down there, real good. (ovde kaže još nešto što ne razumem a zvuči kao I see you have some college)

Mušterija 1: (uključuje televizor)

Prodavac: There, like you can see it works real good, just takes a while to warm up.

Mušterija 1; (iznenađeno i rezignirano) It's black and white!

Prodavac: 'Course it's black and white, what do you expect for fifty bucks, fucking 3d for christssake?

Mušterija 2: Well, how much is color?

Mušterija 1: (potvrđuje) We want color!

Prodavac: You can't get color for fifty dollars.

Mušterija: That's OK, let's see what you got.

Prodavac: What have I got? You want cable ready? You want remote control? You want UHF? You want 13 inch? You want 19 inch? I bet you'd like to have 19 inch...

Mušterija 1 (gurka svog drugara laktom i smeje se pokazujući glavom na prodavca, kao shvatio je seksualni inuendo)

Prodavac: (nastavlja) You want Sony? You want Zenit? You want Goldstar?

Mušterija 2: Aww, what can we get for 150?

Prodavac: I can let you have this set for 150. It's worth 300. And here, take a look at this. For an extra 75 you can take this, a six hundred dollars set.

Mušterija 1: (podiže videokameru koja tu leži) What's this?

Prodavac: It's a camcorder.

Mušterija 2: What?

Prodavac: It's a video tape recorder and camera rolled into one. You just pop in the cassette and you're ready to go.

Mušterija 1: You make your own movies with that?

Prodavac: What else would you do with it?

Mušterija 2: How much you want for it?

Prodavac: It's worth a grand. I'll take half.

Mušterija 2: Five hundred bucks?

Prodavac: Yeah. Half of the grand is five hundred dollars.

Mušterija 1: That's a little more than we were planning on spending. I think we'll just take the TV.

Prodavac: OK, which one do you want?

Mušterija 1: (malo razmisli) The fifty dollar one.

Prodavac: The fifty dollar one... You guys come in here, I show you this, I show you that and you creeps have lousy fifty dollars to spend? You should have stopped me a long time ago!! Take the fifty dollar set and get the hell out, I'm a busy man.

Mušterija 2: Well, we were really counting on a color set...

Prodavac: What's the matter? You got shit in your ears? The black and white is fifty dollars, take it or leave it!!

Mušterija 2: Sorry we wasted your time. Come on, Otis.

Prodavac: Don't give me sorry, you dumbass! Did I stutter? Give me the fifty dollars and get out (lupa šakom o sto).

(Naši junaci ga onda hvataju i buše lemilicom. Krici i haos!!!! Na kraju mu još uvek živom nabijaju crno beli televizor na glavu)

Mušterija 2: Otis... Plug it in!

Ovo mi je omiljena scena iz ovog filma i jedna od omiljenih scena uopšte. Film je prilično čuven i verujem da ga je većina gledala.

Ups, dupli post. Elem, gorenavedeni razgovor sam prvi put čuo kao intro prvog demo snimka benda Blood Sucking Freaks. Ali nije iz tog filma, naravno.

henry, portrait of a serial killer

(to je inače jedna od češće citiranih deonica u brojnim pjesmama ebm muzike...)

Jeste. I jeste. Znao sam da je lako.

ovo sam sigurno nekad ranije već davao, ali suviše sam obždran i obpijen da bih smisšljao nešto originalnije – dakle:

'gde ćeš da ideš, gde ćeš da bežiš? nigde. jer nije preostao niko poput tebe.'
(u originalu je na engleskom, ali da bar malo otežamo guglačima!)

Ferarino remek delo, rimejk TELOKRADICA.

slažem se s drugim delom rečenice!  
da, ferara, body snatchers.

- And the seventh angel poured his bowl into the air, and a voice cried out from heaven, saying: "It is done." A man with your responsibilities reading about the end of the world. And what's this? "I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds."
- It is an ancient Hindu text, quoted by an American.
- An American?
- Mmm. He invented the atomic bomb, and was later accused of being a communist.

Ovo je mega lako (najviše jer si ga quotovao verbatim sa imdb-a a i zato što znamo koliko se pališ na JMT-a):

Hunt for the Red October

Jea, tacno... ajd dalje

Pošto sam varao korišćenjem gugla, evo nečeg beskonačno lakog, ali to je meni toliko drag citat (i samo jedan od nekoliko sa istom temom iz tog filma) da me neje briga:

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

         

imal pilot u avijonu?

(da li si nekada bio u turskom zatvoru?)

Taj!!!!      Meni je to (i znam koliko sam infantilan) jedan od najboljih running gagova u tom filmu koji mi je i inače i danas drag.

pa jeste, to je film za infantilne ljude, poput tebe, harvija, pa i mene... jedan od tipičnih memorable fazona je kad neko u rečenici upotrebi 'surely' a onaj drugi kaže: 'Don't call me Shirley!'  

Svaka sekunda tog filma je čista genijalnost. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

'Penis je zlo. Penis pljucka seme, i stvara novi život, i truje zemlju kugom ljudi, kao nekad. Ali puška pljucka smrt, i čisti zemlju od pošasti sirovina. Idi napred i ubijaj!'

ZARDOZ

Quote from: "Harvester"ZARDOZ

JESTE!  
I had you at penis, right?!

Oh, yeah!  

Novi citat glasi:

"God, I'm sorry I didn't believe in you when I was rich!"

Life stinks?

Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Life stinks?

It surely does!

A to je i naziv traženog filma!  

Da podignem ovaj topik iz mrtvih; Meho je na potezu da nešto zada...

Pošto Meho nije ništa zadao u međuvremenu, evo nešto užasno lako čisto da se pokrene igra (btw nije iz filma već iz serije):


She's drowning.

Yeah.

Is that the point of the game?

Depends what mood you're in really.

What sort of mood are you in then?

Well, I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend this morning, three months too late, explaining why she dumped me; it was full of "You'll always be special" and "I'll always love you" platitudes designed to make me feel better while simultaneously appeasing her deep-seated sense of guilt for running off with a slimy little city boy called Dwayne, and destroying my faith in everything which is good and pure.

So it didn't really work then?

No, it made me wanna drown things!

Cini mi se da je ovo Spaced.

dobro ti se čini

Evo nesto bas lako:

-Is somethig wrong?
-With what?
-With anything...
-Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
-Will there be anything else?
-You already asked me that.
-Well... I need to see about that closing.
-See about closing.
-Yes sir.
-What time do you close?
-Now. We close now.
-Now is not a time. What time do you close?

nema zemlje za starce (kako glasi imbecilni distributerski prevod)!

Tako je.
Video sam taj prevod i jos gomilu drugih gluposti u programu FESTa. Bruka.

Ne mogu da vjerujem da su "nema sela za starce" preveli kao "nema zemlje za starce"!  

selo gori a starci se češljaju!

evo neka harv zada citat, mrzi me da razmišljam (o tome)

kad ce novi citat?

Fuk Mi, potpuno sam zaboravio!

Novi citat glasi:

"You came back for a place like this! A man like you! Why?"

Quote from: "Harvester""You came back for a place like this! A man like you! Why?"

čekaj bre, pa ovo nije iz filma, ovo mi je doslovce rekao zstef prekjuče kad se iznebuha (kao boško buha) pojavih na sastanku LK-a!

sedam kaubaja  

You learn to love the rope, that's how you beat them. That's how you beat people who torture you, you learn to love them and that way they don't know you're beating them.

-Why's he staying out in the shed?
-Because its cold, small and dark.

-You know you don't have to do this, you don't have to do any of this. We could just jump in the car, go 1000 miles away.

30 minutes - 30 dollars.
-Goddam, I want to rent you, not buy you.
-If you're looking for a cheap thrill, why don't you go to the dog races.

-I'll just get my gear.

Da nije dvaes peti sat?

verovatno si to pomislio zbog ovog o tisucu milja, al nije; doduse, odnos otac-sin je znacajan.
stariji je film.
hint: tarantino

True Romance?

noup

[to his son]-You don't remember me, do you.

-What the fuck are you doing?
-I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

'Natural Born Killers'??

nije ni taj.

[wife speaking]-The men round here, they don't respect anything, if I told you... some of your friends, from the base - of course I didn't even look at them.

-Hello Major, saw you on tv. You looked good, you really did, you looked good. We also saw them give you a whole shitload of silver dollars and we thought you might like to give us some of the silver dollars.

Rolling Thunder

http://www.znaksagite.com/diskusije/index.php?topic=3249.msg141073#msg141073 

Мислим да је ово баш згодно у свијетлу недавних догађаја  .
Professor Tatham: "We live in difficult times. We face on every side the danger of overthrow by the forces of communism and anarchy. We must now, for the sake of national cohesion and survival, lock together in a single mold. We must become one unit to resist these forces. And to ensure this move we must of necessity, subdue the critical elements in the country's youth. This is why we first made Steven Shorter more violent than anyone else. Because we know this violence would have a more direct appeal to the youth of the moment. Now we're going to use that appeal by changing it. Gentlemen, in accordance with our planned campaign, and because we've reached commercial saturation point, in ten days' time we're going to make Steven Shorter repent. We're going tom make him say, 'I'm sorry for what I've done.' We're going to make him say, 'Now I want to go back into society. Now I will accept law and order, no longer will I criticize or rock the boat.' We're going to make Steven Shorter say these things, because we want, as we've always wanted, the youth of Britain to say them also."

 

Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: Santee was fucking your wife Esther.
Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Many times, Rudy. Many times.
Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife.
Lt. Franklin L. Severence: I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me.
Jack 'Rudy' Rudisill: That makes it worse, doesn't it?
Lt. Franklin L. Severence: Oh yeah, much worse.