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Sveti Filica

Ako rešite test na ovoj http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm
internet stranici reci ce vam koja ste država.

Meni ispade da sam CYPRUS (verovatno zbog odgovora da se cesto osecam k'o dve osobe koje se medjusobno svadjaju u meni kao i predstavnici dve civilizacije na Kipru)

Šta je vama ispalo?

Boban

vidim, preteko si pre neki dan.
Ni Skinhedsi nisu vise ono sto su bili...
Put ćemo naći ili ćemo ga napraviti.

Melkor

You're Colombia!
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy.  You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's.  You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time.  Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

:)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)  :?:  :)
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Ghoul

e jebem ti kviz u kome ja ispadnem= TEXAS! :shock:

hmm, mozda ipak Leatherface cuci negde u meni...? 8)
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

Ispao sam Englez. :)



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 <font face="Georgia Ref, Verdana, Eurostile, Tahoma, Arial" size="5">You're the
Falkland Islands!

 <font size="3">You're pretty insignificant in the big picture, but when you have
influence, it affects the most important people in your world. &nbsp;Sadly, you don't
have much of a will or voice of your own, and it's hard to develop it when your big
aspirations are to live on a farm. &nbsp;Your emotional life is stormy and windswept,
but you have a few close friends that follow you like, well, sheep.</font>
<font
size="2" face="Times New Roman">Take the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/cquiz.htm">Country Quiz</a> at the <a
href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a></font>
</font></p>

otaku

You're Sudan!

 <font size="3">Every time you get a headache, you reach for some aspirin, only to
realize that someone destroyed it. &nbsp;That's just how things are going for you right
now... it's hard to eat, hard to sleep, hard to not have a headache. &nbsp;You try to
relax, but people always jump on you about something that doesn't make sense.  :roll:
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

svemirko

You're Cuba!
 How bad can you really be? So many people have said so many
bad things about you, but you know they can't all be true. Not even most of them.
You went a little crazy for a while, but now you're just getting older and tired
of all the nasty stuff people think about you. You could use a little more money
and you really wish people wouldn't keep leaving you for richer people, but other than
that, things aren't so bad. You really like used military clothing
xblos
This looks like a job for a real super hero

BladeRunner

You're Iraq!
An outcast from all you meet, you have very few friends who haven't later backstabbed you in some way or another.  And you've made your share of mistakes... a little torture, a little coercion, a little stealing, it was all part of a day's work.  It's hard to say if it deserves the kind of treatment you're getting now, though.  When people look for someone to point to with a worse life than they have, they think of you first.

Samo hrabro, desavale su se meni i gore stvari  :lol: . Pozdrav.
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

Mica Milovanovic

Afganistan...

Moze li se nize  :x
Mica

Milosh

You're Libya!

It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention.  Shock value is the really important thing for you now.  You used to have a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you just want to say wacky stuff once in a while.  Air travel doesn't really mesh with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow anyway.
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

iDemo

The Turks think coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

zakk

ha ... sudan
takodje sam iPrufrock and Other Observations! by T.S. Eliot :)
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Bilja

You're Cambodia!
Life's been really rough, but it's slowly improving.  You know way too much about the skeletal structure of humans, mostly from being forced to study it.  This has given you a fear of many things, most especially the color red.  The future has to be more promising though, and your greatest adversary can now never come back to hurt you any more.

Otkud meni ovo? Jel neko uspeo da bude Srbija?
Bilja
----------------------------------------@

iDemo

You're China!
Big and powerful, you have a long history behind you with more good and bad than you care to remember, or are really capable of remembering.  Lately, in older age, you've gotten sort of crochety and even mean-spirited.  There is still a lot that's beautiful about you, but most of the focus people have when they think about you is how hard it is to work with you.  There's hope that you might start opening up to people, but lots of people have bumper stickers about how much you should change.
The Turks think coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

Obožavam ovaj kviz, ima da ga rešavam svakog dana, bolji je od horoskopa. Evo opet sam ispao Englez, stalno ispadam neko ostrvo. :)

QuoteJel neko uspeo da bude Srbija?
Čudno, nije još.


http://bluepyramid.org/ia/fiji.gif">
You're Fiji!
As calm, relaxed, and removed from life as they come, you're just so chilled out, it hurts people to see you. &nbsp;Everyone aspires to be where you are, but most of them just can't put their stress away.
Little do they know that even you sometimes have inner turmoil and struggles!
For the most part, though, it's sun and fun for you, and that's the way you like it.
It's just sort of hard to get things done with all that partying.

drf

Ja Egipat. Otkud im ideja da volim macke?
Dobro, one 44-45, dok se ne razgaze...

Truba

You're Colombia!
You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy.  You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's.  You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time.  Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up.

koje sranje
nikada nisam ni bio blizu droge
a inače sve ostalo su pogodili ;)
Najjači forum na kojem se osjećam kao kod kuće i gdje uvijek mogu reći što mislim bez posljedica, mada ipak ne bih trebao mnogo pričati...

Lurd

You're Italy!
You pretty much feel like you are the most long-standing bastion of civilized humanity on the face of the earth. While this is probably not true, you do have a noted history of living the good life and spreading culture to those around you.  More recently, however, things have started to slide and you're having a hard time staying together and not getting beaten up.  People still like to ask you how it was to be the center of high culture, but your days at the top are long past you.  Avoid volcanoes, flooding, and unstable buildings wherever possible.
My trees...They have withered and died just like me.

caterina de medici

You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do.  In fact, they're probably just jealous.  You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others.  If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.

tipovala sam na nesto severno.  8)
"I will not serve that in which I no longer believe whether it call itself my home, my fatherland or my church: and I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as.."

johnson bronson

You're Greenland!
While many people think you're a warmish person, you're actually really cold and forbidding.  In fact, you're downright frigid, and you demand that people be tough if they're going to hang out with you.  Despite this rocky personality, you still yearn for more independence than you have, and respect is hard to get even though you have a hard time just surviving day to day.  Of all the pastries in the world, you could live without any more danishes.

johnson bronson

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<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're The Fellowship of the Ring!

<font size="4">by J.R.R. Tolkien</font>

<font size="3">Facing great adversity, you have decided that your only choice is to
unite with your friends and neighbors. You have been subject to a ton of squabbling and
ultimately decided that someone humble is your best candidate for a dangerous mission.
You're quite good with languages and convinced that not all who wander are lost. If you
see anyone in black robes on horseback, just run. That's just common sense.</font>

<font size="2" face="Times New Roman">

Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm">Book Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</font></font></p>

Boban

You're Sudan!
jah...
Mislio sam da je ta zemlja u medjuvremenu prestala da postoji.
Put ćemo naći ili ćemo ga napraviti.

zakk

manite se ovog kvizica
prava stvar je na //www.thespark.com
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

otaku

BOOK QUIZ
You're The Sound and the Fury!
by William Faulkner
Strong-willed but deeply confused, you are trying to come to grips with a major crisis in your life. You can see many different perspectives on the issue, but you're mostly overwhelmed with despair at what you've lost. People often have a hard time understanding you, but they have some vague sense that you must be brilliant anyway. Ultimately, you signify nothing.

BUKA I BES, that's me
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

Otaku furija hehe.
A ja ovaj put konačno nisam ispao ostrvo nego kontinent. Neverovatan kviz. Obožavam kvizove, sad idem vidit i onaj sa knjigama. :)

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/austral.gif">
You're Australia!
You're easy-going, relaxed, and yet somewhat tough and hardy all at the
same time. You can appreciate culture, scuba diving, and even safaris. This makes you pretty interesting and intriguing to others, though also really unpredictable and even wild.
Your knowledge of nature is unthinkable to most of those around you, even though your respect for it is sometimes less than perfect.
People really like your accent.

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

Upravo sam bio na "književnom" kvizu, pogodite koja sam knjiga ispao, engleska je opet. :)
Kaže mi da imam soaked ljubavne interese, šta mu to znači? Ma kasnije ču pogledati u rečnik, kaže nije ni čudo da razgovaram sam sa sobom.  :lol:

You're Hamlet!
by William Shakespeare
Something is rotten in your state. You don't know whether you would rather live or die. And you keep speaking (unwittingly) in iambic pentameter. Even with these setbacks, you have no idea just how awful life can get. With your whole family in turmoil and your love interest soaked, there isn't exactly room for hope in your world. No wonder you talk to yourself all the time!

Ghoul

eeee, bas si fantom! znas sta je iambic pentameter, a ne znas sta je 'soaked'!

znaci 'namochena, nakvashena', i aluzija je na Ofelijino davljenje...
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Plavi Skaut

You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity.  Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers.  And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for.  Good enough to make people cry.
:roll:



You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children. :?  :P
The Four Winds

Milosh

Predlazem jednu varijaciju na temu. Izabrati drzavu koju je neko dobio kao rezultat upitnika a onda pokusati 'uci u glavu' doticnoj osobi i rekonstruisati odgovore kojima je dobijena bas ta drzava. Zvuci zabavno, zar ne?

Kao probu ja sam izabrao ghoula, zamislio da sam on i krenuo da odgovaram i pogodite sta?

Da, da, iz prve. Iz prve!

You're Texas!
You aren't really much of your own person, but everyone around you wishes you'd go away, so you might as well be independent.  You're sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power.  You like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs.  And sometimes you really smell.  But it's not all bad, you're big enough to have some soft spots somewhere in all that redneck madness.


:evil:
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

godclone

What the Fu.k?

Ispadoh Ujedinjene Nacije????!!!!!!
You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go.  You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso.  Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result.  But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.

Ghoul

Quote from: "Milosh"Kao probu ja sam izabrao ghoula, zamislio da sam on i krenuo da odgovaram i pogodite sta?
Da, da, iz prve. Iz prve!
:evil:

hmmm...
moracu bolje da krijem svoje tragove. :oops:

potcenio sam protivnika...
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

godclone

A sto se knjiga tice...
You're Les Miserables!
by Victor Hugo
One of the best known people in your community, you have become something of a phenomenon. People have sung about you, danced in your honor, created all manner of art in your name. And yet your story is one of failure and despair, with a few brief exceptions. A hopeless romantic, you'll never stop hoping that more good will come from your failings than is ever possible. Beware detectives and prison guards bearing vendettas.

Ghoul

ajde kad ste tolko pametni, pogodite koji sam roman!

a?

a?

a?

cikam vas!

[ako to pogodite, povlacim se u manastir i zavetujem bogu... bilo kom]
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Unicorn

Ispadoh Misirska baba.   :?

You're Egypt!
Curator of ancient mystical secrets, your life on the surface is fairly
typical these days.  Though you are in denial about more things than most people.
 Nevertheless, you're trying to convince people that you're safe despite your more
volatile and unstable times that seem to be behind you.  You like cats a whole lot.
Lako je biti bog. Ako imate odgovarajuću opremu.

otaku

Quote from: "Milosh"Predlazem jednu varijaciju na temu. Izabrati drzavu koju je neko dobio kao rezultat upitnika a onda pokusati 'uci u glavu' doticnoj osobi i rekonstruisati odgovore kojima je dobijena bas ta drzava.

E, pazi, avenger nije odgovarao, ja sam pokusala da zamislim da sam on i evo:

You're Brazil!

 <font size="3">You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer. &nbsp;Unfortunatley, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably
consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances
. (To je avenger)&nbsp;Of course, your
personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. &nbsp;You
 definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting &quot;gooooal


POGODJENO U DLAKU :lol:
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

otaku

STO SE KNJIGE TICE, EVO ZA AVENGERA STA JE ISPALO

Anne of Green Gables  :D
by L.M. Montgomery
Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage
cheese
, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash,
honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt
your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with
kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.  :roll:
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

otaku

Quote from: "ghoul"ajde kad ste tolko pametni, pogodite koji sam roman!

a?

a?

a?

cikam vas!

[ako to pogodite, povlacim se u manastir i zavetujem bogu... bilo kom]

Merriam-Webster

You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of
knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short
spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks
really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an
exceptional speller and very well organized.  :lol:
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

Pogađam Ghoula sada, ušao sam u njegov psihološki profil, odgovorio na pitanja i evo šta je izašlo, mislim da sam blizu sasvim blizu.


Ghoule You're A People's History of the United States!
by Howard Zinn
After years of listening to other peoples' lies, you decided you've had enough. Now you're out to tell it like it is, with all the gory details and nothing left out. Instead of respecting leaders, you want to know what the common people have to offer. But this revolution still has a long way to go, and you're not against making a little profit while you wait. Honesty is your best policy.

Ghoul

mogu da samo kazem ovo: oba ova opisa/naslova bliza su istini od onoga sto sam JA dobio.

ili me neki ovde bolje poznaju od mene samoga, ili ne znam sta... ali, ja sam dobio drugi naslov.
rekoh vec gore da je u pitanju ROMAN.

evo, mozda milosh pogodi...
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)

A roman, pa što nekažeš jasno i glasno. Sad ču morati ponovo da pogađam. Povuci ono za manastir i pogađam 100 posto... I daj neki hint, jesi li first ili second edition? :lol:

Lurd

You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams

Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.
My trees...They have withered and died just like me.

Milosh

You're Loosely Based!

by Storey Clayton
While most people haven't heard of you, you're a really good and interesting person. Rather clever and witty, you crack a lot of jokes about the world around you. You do have a serious side, however, where your interest covers the homeless and the inequalities of society. You're good at bringing people together, but they keep asking you what your name means.
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Truba

ghoul??

BLACK CROSS/ RED STAR
Najjači forum na kojem se osjećam kao kod kuće i gdje uvijek mogu reći što mislim bez posljedica, mada ipak ne bih trebao mnogo pričati...

Milosh

a sto se tice ghoula, verovatno cu omasiti ali 'ajde da probam...


You're Siddhartha!

by Hermann Hesse
You simply don't know what to believe, but you're willing to try anything once. Western values, Eastern values, hedonism and minimalism, you've spent some time in every camp. But you still don't have any idea what camp you belong in. This makes you an individualist of the highest order, but also really lonely. It's time to chill out under a tree. And realize that at least you believe in ferries.

:?:
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Ghoul

Quote from: "Milosh"You're Siddhartha!
by Hermann Hesse

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

I deride your character-reading abilities! No mind-readers you!

[mada, i ovo je daleko bliskije od onog sto se meni 'javilo' :x ]
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

dejann

The Spark.com's Personality Test (http://www.thespark.com/)

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a bitch a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us. :evil:
I caught a petal fallen from cherry tree in my hand. Opening the fist I find nothing there.

Plavi Skaut

Quote from: "ghoul"ajde kad ste tolko pametni, pogodite koji sam roman!

a?

a?

a?

cikam vas!

[ako to pogodite, povlacim se u manastir i zavetujem bogu... bilo kom]




You're The Hobbit!
by J.R.R. Tolkien
All you wanted was a nice cup of tea when some haggard crazy old man came into your life and told you it was time to do something with yourself. Now you're all conflicted about whether to stick with your stay-at-home lifestyle or follow this crazy person into the wild. While you're very short and a little furry, you seem to be surrounded by an even greater quantity of short folks lately. Try not to lose your ring, but keep its value in perspective!

:?:
The Four Winds

BladeRunner

Ja sam ispao Lovac u zitu (odnosno Holden Kolfild). Smisao mog zivota je sprecavam klince da padnu sa litice. U Iraku, naravno  :lol:

P.S. Jednom sam ispao i "Les Miserables", ali Jadnik u Iraku je stvarno suvise.
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

drf

Kao knjiga sam Lolita.
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.