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Quote from: "DušMan"Samo što kod mene nisu dolazile curice, već matore žene.  

I? Da li si ih molestovao?

To koliko je zaradio ne znam ali znam gomilu klinki kojima je to best film ever...jos ga nisam gledao i ne verujem da ce da mi se svidi ali ce sigurno biti jos dva nastavka,koliko god ga mi prozivali ima publiku...

CW looks to be trying to cash in on the trend with the struggling network has picked up a pilot based on L.J. Smith's "Vampire Diaries" book series according to Variety.

Originally published in 1993, "Vampire Diaries" revolves around a young woman whose torn between two vampire brothers. The brothers -- one good, one evil -- are battling for her soul, and the souls of her pals, family and the small town where they live.

'Diaries' book producer Alloy Entertainment also publishes the book series which the network's talked about "Gossip Girl" show is based on.

Kevin Williamson ("Scream," "Dawon's Creek") and Julie Plec ("Kyle XY") will executive produce and write.

LOS ANGELES – "Twilight" director Catherine Hardwicke says she walked away from the payday of a lifetime to direct the sequel "New Moon" because she didn't want to make the movie under the deadline and budget constraints that would have been placed on her.

Summit executives called to offer her "more money than I or anyone in my family has ever seen," she said, but they added that she'd have to shoot "New Moon" under a tight deadline and modest budget.

Hardwicke turned them down.

"I was devastated," she says now. "I really did feel a strong connection to the people around the world that liked the movie — and to Stephenie and the actors. But I just didn't think I could make a good movie under those circumstances."

Summit Entertainment had no comment on the report, spokesman Paul Pflug said.

Drew Barrymore is in the running to direct Summit Entertainment's "The Twilight Saga's Eclipse", the third film of the series based on Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series says Entertainment Weekly.

Chris Weitz is helming the first sequel "The Twilight Saga's New Moon", but the studio opting for Barrymore is likely so that the production can stick to the rapid release schedule it has planned.

Barrymore just wrapped her feature directorial debut "Whip It!". "New Moon" is scheduled to open November 20th 2009 while "Eclipse" will hit on June 30th 2010.

Погледао сам га пре пар дана, и већ сам више од пола заборавио, што можда довољно говори о утиску...није не знам колико лоше, али није ни добро.У почетку је полузанимљиво, а после је чиста безвезарија...мислим, нико ништа не изваљује, а Каленови бељи од мене у зиму(а верујте то је бело до јаја), оном главном нон-стоп виркају очњаци, хладан је, очи му се мењају, невероватно јак и брз, чита мисли и не појављују се кад је сунце...па шта су, дете им крваво...и наравно политичка коректност:вукојебина у држави Вашингтон, 3200 становника, али мора да буде неколико црнаца, пар Азијата и више недефинисаних...наравно, Индијанци добро знају о чему се ради...Остављена могучност за наставке, наравно.Што би се рекло chick flik.

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. When we post a story there's an option to check a genre. When filing this story I checked "Cult." The TWILIGHT cult astounds me. I don't get it at all... and I think Kristen Stewart is adorable, so I should have loved the movie, but it was just horrible.

I won't pass full judgment. I haven't read Stephanie Meyer's books, but I get the gist and have had too many people I respect warn me off of them. But I can judge the movie. I did watch it. And I don't get it.

Catherine Hardwicke completely dropped the ball... that 360 spin around Edward and Bella that stops their conversation cold? Are you serious? The writing was horrible, the characters Frankensteined from other, better, material and the love story tried to come off as romantic, but I never bought it... it was too creepy (not in a good way) and Stewart just looked bored. It's becoming a huge cliche now, but it's true... LET THE RIGHT ONE IN was so much better at taking these story elements and presenting them in a whole new way.

So, I don't know what to think of the news that began as whispers a while ago and have now solidified into a high probability that we'll see Juan Antonio Bayona helm the third flick in the Twilight "Saga." JA Bayona directed the fantastic THE ORPHANAGE, so that's where the rub comes in. I think he's a very gifted director with a great eye for film, but I don't really care much about this series. He could very well bring the films up a few notches, much like Alfonso Cuaron did with the HARRY POTTER films (let me be clear that I thought the first two Potter films, as flawed as they were, were a thousand times better than Twilight)... and it might also give him the power to get his own original films off the ground. So, I unenthusiastically support this. He might give me a Twilight film I won't be ashamed of myself for viewing and could position himself to get some real great projects going.

Please don't send me hate mail, Twilight fans. I don't get it, but I try not to begrudge other fanbases if I can help it. It's not for me. I just thought the filmmaking on the first movie was pretty horrible.

What do you folks think?

Catherine Hardwicke ("Twilight," "Thirteen") is in talks to develop and direct a film adaptation of James Patterson's young-adult fantasy series "Maximum Ride" for Sony Pictures says The Hollywood Reporter.

The five-volume series chronicles six teens, known as the Flock, who are genetically altered so that they are part human and part bird.

Learning to fly, they escape the laboratory where they have been housed and are pursued by a pack of creatures called the Erasers that are part human and part wolf.

Don Payne ("Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer") is writing a screenplay. Avi Arad, Ari Arad and Steven Paul are will produce.

Los Angeles, CA April 22, 2009 – Summit Entertainment announced today that David Slade has been hired to direct THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE from a screenplay written by Melissa Rosenberg. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, the third film in the studio's TWILIGHT film franchise based on the Stephenie Meyer's blockbuster book series, will be released theatrically in North America on Wednesday, June 30, 2010. The announcement was made by Erik Feig, Summit's President of Production.

Meyer stated, "I am thrilled that David Slade will be directing ECLIPSE. He's a visionary filmmaker who has so much to offer this franchise. From the beginning, we've been blessed with wonderful directorial talent for the Twilight Saga, and I'm so happy that ECLIPSE will be carrying on with that tradition."

Feig said, "Stephenie Meyer's ECLIPSE is a muscular, rich, vivid book and we at Summit looked long and hard for a director who could do it justice. We believe we have found that talent in David Slade, a director who has been able to create complex, visually arresting worlds. We cannot wait to see the ECLIPSE he brings to life and brings to the fans eagerly awaiting its arrival in summer of 2010."

Filmmaker Slade came to prominence as a director for his work on 2006's engrossing film HARD CANDY starring Academy Award® Nominated actress Ellen Page as well as directing 2007's genre hit 30 DAYS OF NIGHT which opened to number one at the box office its first weekend of release.

In ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.

Slade is represented by William Morris Agency.

Well, if this doesn't get the girls (and some of you boys out there) all afluttered and hopping around waiting for November 20 for "New Moon" to open, then I don't know what will. USAToday has your first look at the four actors who will be playing members of "New Moon's" Native American werewolves, aka The Wolf Pack. They are Chaske Spencer, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon and Bronson Pelletier, and they will be joining a newly beefed up Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black in the "Twilight" sequel.

Da li je neko video odvratni novi DVD cover za "Near Dark", koji je urađen sa očiglednom namerom da se privuku "Twilight" fanovi?  

zaista je gnjusan.

Zašto tako misliš? Meni je baš odvratan.

Kuda ide ovaj svet?

Chris Weitz, reditelj filma New Moon, ekranizacije drugog dela serijala Twilight, rekao je da je Thom Yorke zainteresovan da učestvuje u soundtracku za ovo ostvarenje.

"Na svu sreću, još uvek nisam u fazi kad moram nekog da odbijem, jer je sve još uvek neizvesno", rekao je Weitz za Rotten Tomatoes, i dodao da su ga neki bendovi iznenadili svojom zainteresovanošću.

"Ako budemo imali puno sreće, mogli bismo da angažujemo i Kings of Leon", izjavio je reditelj.

Ukoliko Yorke zapeva u New Moonu, koji će izaći krajem godine, to neće biti njegovo prvo muzičko pojavljivanje u ovom serijalu: tokom odjavne špice prvog filma svira Radioheadova 15 Step.

Catherine Hardwicke has added another project to her growing stack.

The "Twilight" helmer is signing on to Appian Way's "The Girl With the Red Riding Hood."

Werewolf movie, written by David Johnson, is a gothic retelling of the Little Red Riding Hood story, with a teenage love triangle at its center.

Hardwicke has several other development projects on simmer around town, including "Hamlet" at Overture and "If I Stay" at Summit, plus "21 Jump Street" and "Maximum Ride" at Sony.

"Red" is set up at Warner Bros., where Appian Way has a first-look deal.

Pogledao sam i ja konačno, po službenoj dužnosti, ovaj loš film (prsti mi lete da kucaju "kataklizma" i slične teže riječi, ali mislim da je mudro ostaviti to za nastavak).
Lično smatram da je pogrešno uvriježeno mišljenje kako je ovo film za srednjoškolke. Mislim zapravo da je očigledno da je ovo film za curice iz osnovne škole. Što bi bilo sasvim u redu kad bi se bavio Barbikama ili nekom sličnom temom bliskom tim curicama, a ne ozbiljnim stvarima kao što su vampiri. Jer kad uzmete nešto što je skoro po definiciji adult tema, pa izbacite sve što to čini adult temom, onda ostajete sa... čime konkretno?
Eto recimo u ovom filmu, da se dvanaestogodišnje curice ne bi istraumirale, izbačeni su svi, pa i najmanji, elementi koji i izdaleka podsjećaju na horor i/ili seksualnost. Nema vampirskih zuba (!), nema praktično ni krvi, nema ničega. Kad onaj lik odvede curu na vr' brda da joj pokaže kako izgleda na sunčevoj svjetlosti, ja kontam "Wow, cool, sad će da se transformiše u neku ogavnu spodobu sličnu onima iz filma From Dusk Till Dawn!", kad ono - cvrc! - on počne da se presijava (!). Ma idi! To je to? Gdje su očnjaci, zašiljene uši, ubilački pogled, deformisano lice, gdje?
Da i ne počinjem o "romansi" ovih balv..., pardon, glavnih likova. Nakon što se (čini se) satima preganjaju u najneubjedljivije napisanom smuvavanju u istoriji filma, on je konačno odvede na livadu, gledaju se značajno i čovjek konta "Evo, ga, fajnali!", kad ono - umjesto da navale jedno na drugo, oni zalegnu na livadu punu cvijeća i gledaju u oblake koji prolaze (?!?!?!?!?!?). Ili, nakon toga, on dolazi u njenu sobu, ljube se, vi kontate "Evo ga, sad će SIGURNO da je spopadne!", al đavola - u sceni u kojoj bi se u normalnom filmu odrali od seksa, oni (opet) zalegnu, ovaj put na krevet, i zure u plafon. Moglo bi se čak reći da je ovaj film uspješno unakazio mit o vampirima kao seksualnim bićima.
Da i ne spominjem likove. Ova glavna glumica je kolko tolko simpatična, kao i njen ćaća (mada ima zanemarljiv skrin tajm) koji zapravo jedini GLUMI u filmu, ostali su blagi užas. Najveća komedija je nažalost upravo glavni vampir, ljubavni interes glavne junakinje - nije toliki problem što facom (i frizurom) liči na podmlađenu verziju Radovana Karadžića, već što non-stop, u SVAKOJ sceni, nezavisno od konteksta, ima facu kao da će svakog trenutka da se ispovraća. Osim kad se sprema da poljubi svoju curu (da, i to se desi, al skroz pred kraj filma), kad čvrsto zatvori oči i tako stegne lice ko da, da prostite, ima tvrdu stolicu. A tek njegova "gluma" u "emotivnim" scenama, kad svoje "emocije" naglašava dramskom pauzom nakon svake proklete riječi - "The... hardest... thing... for... me... was..." itd. Pa nije ni čudo što film u kome se tako malo stvari dešava traje skoro dva sata - pola vremena otpadne na scene kad ova mrcina pokušava nešto da kaže, pa nikako da prelomi. Gdje li su ovu tipčinu našli i ko li je bio zadužen za kasting, to mi je velika misterija. Tek, da ima pravde, ovaj balavac bi odmah dobio zlatnu malinu za životno djelo.
Elem, nakon cirka sat i dvaes minuta superdosadnog preganjanja superdosadnih balavaca, pojave se kao neki zli vampiri i oće da pojedu ovu curu, a ovi naši je kao ne daju, te nastupi kao neka potjera i to čak nije bilo ni toliko dosadno onih desetak-petnaest minuta koliko je trajalo. Odmah nakon toga, film je nastavio da bude glup.
Ne mogu reći ni da sam pretjerano zadovoljan Katarininom režijom. Ona nije imala uticaja na retardiran pisani materijal, ali kao režiser mogla je (morala) da izmuze malo više iz ovih drvenih glumaca. Osim toga, mada je ovo film za osmogodišnje djevojčice, glupo je da se potcjenjuje inteligencija gledaoca, pa npr. kad glavna cura skonta da je onaj kreten vampir na osnovu raznih pokazatelja (brzina, snaga, itd.), ona nam prikazuje kratke ali nepotrebne i iritantne flešbekove. Da, sigurno smo zaboravili da je prije pet minuta on zaustavio kamion rukom. Ili da mu je koža 'ladna na dodir. Doduše, možda je to namijenjeno onima koji su prespavali početak filma?
Ni scena sa vampirskim bejzbolom, koja je mogla da bude odlična i odmarajuća u odnosu na davežan ostatak filma, nije zadovoljavajuća. Prekratka je i urađena ko video spot (naravno), sa pretežno nemaštovitim rješenjima.
Kakav li je tek nastavak ove tragedije, pitam se...

Quote from: Harvester on 16-04-2010, 03:25:03
Kakav li je tek nastavak ove tragedije, pitam se...

Probaj da zivis u neznanju (za razliku od mene ).

Too late...

Harvi, postaješ specijalista za Sumrak sagu... Osećam se ugroženim. 

Ne brini, ne planiram da gledam preostala dva dijela osim ako me Milosh ne natjera sjekirom.

Pa sledeci deo rezhira rezhiser 30 Days of Night!

Da, taj se mora overiti zbog režisera.

Kao što nam govori prvi dio, režiseri su u ovom serijalu potpuno beznačajan faktor. Osim toga, isti lik koji je radio vrlo dobri 30 Days of Night snimio je i onu zlosrećnu abominaciju HARD CANDY.

Ovaj film je prava limunada.

zaista ne znam zašto se taj divni napitak po automatizmu poistovećuje sa kojekakvim mlakim bljuvotinama???

šta fali limunadi? 

Hm, ovo je interesantan preokret:

Summit Entertainment has confirmed speculation that Bill Condon will direct The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

Melissa Rosenberg is currently adapting the fourth novel in Meyer's supernatural series and Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner return to their starring roles. Wyck Godfrey, Karen Rosenfelt and Meyer will produce.

Condon's credits include Dreamgirls, Kinsey, and Gods And Monsters.

The third film in the franchise, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is scheduled to open on June 30.

Tužno - kako se čovek koji je bio nadomak oskara ulizuje fanovima TWILIGHTa:

Filmmaker Bill Condon has posted a note on the official Facebook page for Summit's "The Twilight Saga" where he discusses his motivation behind taking the job and how he's already immersed himself in the books and films. Here's the note in full:

"Greetings Twihards, Twifans, Twilight Moms, Team Edward, Team Jacob and Team Switzerland,

I just want to say hello to all of you and let you know that I'm stoked to be getting underway on the adventure of making "Breaking Dawn". As you've probably heard, I've been given a very warm welcome by Stephenie and Team Summit - who are super-focused, as you know, on getting these movies right.

I'm pretty busy bringing myself up to speed on what you already know by heart: I've read "Breaking Dawn" twice, rewatched Catherine's and Chris's movies 2-3 times each, have all four CDs playing in my car, and have Catherine's notebook, Mark Cotta Vaz's companion books, and even Volume 1 of the graphic novel here on my desk - a corner of my office is starting to look like Hot Topic. I realize that this barely qualifies me for "newborn" status in the universe you've been living inside for a few years now, but a guy's gotta start somewhere.

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series "Dark Shadows", which I followed avidly as a kid. But that alone hadn't been enough to get me interested in making a vampire movie, even though my early screenwriting and directing efforts grew out of a great love for horror movies and thrillers. Since making "Gods and Monsters" thirteen years ago, however, I've been yearning for a return to a story with Gothic overtones.

The wonderful world that Stephenie has created has obviously struck a chord with you, and I don't think it's difficult to see why. For me, her characters are simultaneously timeless, yet very modern. Rooted in a beautiful, real landscape with a great sense of place, Bella, Edward, Jacob, and the rest of the Forks/La Push menagerie, experience emotions that are primal, and universal: desire, despair, jealousy - and it all comes to fruition in "Breaking Dawn". This is a final chapter in the best sense; not just wide in scope and scale, but emotionally charged and intense throughout.

I'm a huge admirer of the already-iconic Kristen, Robert, and Taylor, and wanted to be the one to work with them as they face the challenges of bringing your beloved characters to the end of their journeys. Really, what could be more fun than that?"

QuoteReally, what could be more fun than that?

Erm, žvakanje razbijenog stakla npr.?

Condon jeste stari fegetlija i razumem da ga privlači rad sa R-Pattom i Taylorom, približavanje fanovima TWILIGHTa u širem smislu, ali ipak...

Juče je u Koloseju overen The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - nema potrebe da se otvara novi topik o ovom filmu, već da će ovaj postojeći završiti posao.

Znači, pred publiku je stigao treći deo sage i to u režiji Davida Sladea koji je stekao brojne fanove zahvaljujući filmovima Hard Candy & 30 Days of Night.

Zanimljivo, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse na momente podseća na 30 Days of Night. Naime, u filmu se pojavljuje banda novorođenih vampira koja prepada stanovništvo i isisava im krv + na kraju sledi masovni obračun 2 grupe vampira (doduše, uz prisustvo čopora vukodlaka). Znači, postoji nekoliko masovnih vampirskih scena koje se mogu porediti s onim što je Slade radio u 30DoN.

Naravno, ovde su te scene razblažene, da bi se postigao željeni rejting ima svega par kapi krvi a vampiri, u varijaciji na štos iskorišćen u serijalu o Buffy, prskaju kao da su od stakla. Opet, Slade se dosta dobro snalazi i mislim da je uspeo da izmuze maskimum imajući u vidu ograničenja. Film nije strašan, ali je vidan pokušaj ubrizgavanja saspensa, naročito na početku. Da je režiser imao odešene ruke bilo bi to prilično dobro, ovako je samo do pola ispečeno ali i u tom obliku je bolje od prethodna dva fima.

No, da se ne lažemo - film je dosadnjikav & preopterećen dijalozima. Da se iseklo pola sata dijaloških deonica (a to se moglo uraditi bez nekih većih poteškoća) film bi prodisao. Ovako... Očigledno je ideja bila da se ne odstupa previše od romana. Ljubavni trougao (vampir-smrtnica-vukodlak) je ovoga puta u punom fokusu. To ume da bude iznurujuće. (Bar je meni bilo.)

Inače, Bella u ovom nastavku insistira da joj voljeni vampir oduzme nevinost pre braka, da joj pruži "dokaz ljubavi", što izaziva tenziju između golupčiča. Dijalozi u kojima Bella ubeđuje Edwarda da je rezdeviči a on želi da joj sačuva "poštenje" su neverovatno campy. Taylor Lautner se i dalje šeta go do pasa, ali film ima toliko duha da se našali s tim. U jednom trenutku, vampir Edward se glasno zapita da li vukodlak Jacob uopšte poseduje majicu.

FIlm sadrži dva kostimirana flešbeka koja objašnjavaju kako su dva član klana Cullen postali krvopije + još jedan flešbek u okviru vukodlačkih legendi. To malo osvežava priču.

Uglavnom: 5/10...

QuoteInače, Bella u ovom nastavku insistira da joj voljeni vampir oduzme nevinost pre braka, da joj pruži "dokaz ljubavi", što izaziva tenziju između golupčiča.

Ha! To znači da bismo možda u trideset i šestom nastavku ove zanimljive priče možda mogli da vidimo i grudi? Npr. ako angažuju Verhoevena da režira.

Quote from: Harvester on 08-07-2010, 11:17:46

QuoteInače, Bella u ovom nastavku insistira da joj voljeni vampir oduzme nevinost pre braka, da joj pruži "dokaz ljubavi", što izaziva tenziju između golupčiča.

Ha! To znači da bismo možda u trideset i šestom nastavku ove zanimljive priče možda mogli da vidimo i grudi? Npr. ako angažuju Verhoevena da režira.

Nema šanse. Ženske bradže overiti Twilight sagu neće.

Ne treba traziti hleba preko pogace. Ako vec ima lepih muskh torzoa i bradavica, to je za film ovog rejtinga vise nego dovoljno. Cak i Harvesteru!!!

Btw, ima u filmu još jedna super momenat.

Kao, Bella, Jacob i Edwar su u nekom zavejanom šatoru. Bella se smrzava. Pošto je Edward mrtav i hladnokrvan - ne može da je zagreje a termos nisu poneli.

Na sreću - tu je Jacob.

Pošto je vukodlak, njegova telesna temperatura je stalno povišena. Edward besno aminuje da se Jacob uvuče, go do pasa, u Bellinu postelju i svojim toplim telom je spase od smrzavanja.

Dok Bella spava njih dvojica pričaju, bonduju se... Priceless.

Super je ta kombinacija putenosti i apsolutnog odbijanja da se predje na "pravi" seks, tj. penetraciju. Kako si svojevremeno nekako napisao i u prikazu prve knjige (ovde), precizno je to inzenjerski odmeren osvrt na seks iz perspektive puritanske Amerike u naletu puberteta.

Quote from: Kunac on 08-07-2010, 10:44:47

Inače, Bella u ovom nastavku insistira da joj voljeni vampir oduzme nevinost pre braka, da joj pruži "dokaz ljubavi", što izaziva tenziju između golupčiča. Dijalozi u kojima Bella ubeđuje Edwarda da je rezdeviči a on želi da joj sačuva "poštenje" su neverovatno campy. Taylor Lautner se i dalje šeta go do pasa, ali film ima toliko duha da se našali s tim. U jednom trenutku, vampir Edward se glasno zapita da li vukodlak Jacob uopšte poseduje majicu.

Ovdje si promašio poentu. Nije stvar u čuvanju poštenja. Seks sa vampirom može da je ubije, ili teško povrijedi, jer su oni kao od kamena i nevjerovatno snažni, pa Edvard nije siguran hoće li moći da bude dovoljno pažljiv i da joj ne polomi kosti.

Inače, film sam gledao u potpuno punoj sali, u kojoj su većinu sačinjavale curice do 14 godina koje su svo vrijeme navijale. Moguće je da bih film potpuno drugačije doživio da sam ga gledao kod kuće, a ovako me zavela psihologija mase, pa mi je na kraju ispao prilično zabavan. Slažem se da je bolji, rekao bih mnogo bolji, od prva dva dijela, naročito imajući u vidu da sam na projekciji drugog zaspao u sali.  Bela je malo manje iritantna nego ranije, čak joj se i gluma mjestimično poboljšala (čini mi se), a lik koji glumi Džejkoba je čak i simpatičan.

Mislim da grešiš, a evo i zbog čega...

Da, seks sa vampirom može da ubije. Ali Edward je vremenom naučio da se suzdržava kada je Bella u pitanju. U trećem delu, na primer, može da se savlada kad vidi njenu krv. On bi seksulani akt mogao da izvede bez posledica po voljenu devu - ali apstinira pošto ne želi da je ukalja pre braka.

U prilog ovom je i činjenica da Edward želi da se oženi Bellom (što podrazumeva i konzumaciju njihove ljubavi), ali ne i da je pretvori u vampira zato što misli da će ona zbog toga izgubiti dušu.

Njeno pretvaranje u krvopiju je kompromis na koji je Edward pristao kako bi od nje iznudio pristanak da se uda za njega. Znači, on je psihički spreman za razdevičavanje toplokrvne Belle - ali tek pošto postanu muž i žena.

Kako Bella kaže u razgovoru s ocem (koji je pravi biser), Edward je muškarac starog kova. Uostalom, ako sam dobro shvatio, Edward je takođe nevin. S Bellom želi da uradi sve po redu. Znači: prvo brak, pa tek onda hopa-cupa. Čekao je 100 godina da nađe voljenu i ne želi da to pokvari tako što će raditi stvari preko reda.

Kunac,
priceless je ovo sto pises.  Jos ako predjes na hiperintelektualizaciju, skocicu s prozora.   

Elem, odgledah film u nastupu ludila posto sam imala sumanutu diskusiju s dragim muzem koji kaze da ne bi imao nista protiv da mu cerka od 13-14 godina gleda i cita Tvajlajt. Gledali smo pre toga film sa "Bellom" (tj. KS) u glavnoj ulozi: The Runnaways pa je razvio teoriju - bolje Bella nego Joan Jett. 

Quote from: lilit_depp on 08-07-2010, 13:04:59
skocicu s prozora.   

Molim te, to nikako! Evo, prekidam!

 

Quote from: Kunac on 08-07-2010, 12:02:42
Mislim da grešiš, a evo i zbog čega...

Ne griješim, ali neću više da se raspravljam oko Sumraka

The Twilight pregnancy scene is giving audience members seizures
 
Breaking Dawn's lovey-dovey treacle may make you queasy, but some unlucky theatergoers are discovering that it can actually give you a seizure.

ABC reports that the flashing lights of the birthing sequence are triggering cases of photosensitive epilepsy. Century-old vampire marrying a dour teenager, I choose you:

The in-theater seizures, also known as photosensitive epilepsy, are thought to be a result of the bright flashing of red, black and white during the film's nerve-wracking scene.

Brandon Gephart and Kelly Bauman had gone to see "Breaking Dawn: Part One" last Friday when Gephart began "convulsing, snorting, [and] trying to breathe," according to Bauman. He doesn't remember anything, he says, but soon awoke on the theater floor and was taken out by paramedics. The remainder of the screening was cancelled.

Twilight seizures, they're the next Avatar depression. As a side note, the dangers of the Breaking Dawn birthing sequence were reported earlier this week by famed comic illustrator Jim Lee, who tweeted, "Had to step out of Breaking Dawn...our 11 year old son literally threw up during the birthing scene." Lee claims that this was a physiological reaction to the events onscreen ("He said the crunching noises during birth got to him") but that incident just sounds like your average preteen's protest to being dragged to a Twilight film.
Hat tip to Mavis!

šta serete protiv ovoga filma
kao da nikad niste bili 12godišnje djevojčice???


ja sam ovo gledao u kinu s trebom daaavno
samo prvi film... niš posebno... 

Uuuu.... Gledanje najnovijeg dela Sumrak sage u Cantru Sava je bilo nezaboravno iskustvo... Da ste samo čuli reakcije... Što se samog filma tiče: odavno nisam gledao nešto tako tupavo. Jadni Bil Kondon.

Gledao i ja "Praskozorje" sinoć, nema tog flešovanja pri porođaju.

Takođe, nisam zaspao, lepo sam se ismejao, a posle sam i jeo.

Što se filma tiče,

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/12310/twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-1/

je sve lepo rekao:

QuoteMake no mistakes though; this is a good movie, a great one in fact. It accomplishes everything it sets out to. As a man, I don't get it, and as a film critic, I find it offensive, but I've seen its impact on society to fully appreciate how effective it is.

i takođe:

Quote
If Twilight is considered cinema, then Busty Nurses 9 is too. Sure both happen on screen, but the screen is secondary. It's your own reaction you crave.

...

Jacob gets shirtless in less than ninety seconds in. It took Ava Devine four long minutes to lose her top in Naughty Teachers 14. Pathetic!

...

The theater erupted into the sound of labias slapping together in applause.

itd 

Kunče, može tekst za Emitor? Nekako smo to propustili tu horor-trudnoću za ovaj broj 

Mogao bih da zamesim jedan tekstić o Belinoj trudnoći...

A evo jedne koja nije čitala Sumrak ili nije prihvatila nauk:

http://www.zagrebancija.com/hr-aktualnosti/sa-14-spavala-sa-sto-partnera-zbog-oklade-razreda_314842

Quote from: Kunac on 28-11-2011, 16:19:05
Mogao bih da zamesim jedan tekstić o Belinoj trudnoći...

Ja bih rado kupila taj  EMITOR  ako dobro zamesis 

Quote from: Kunac on 08-07-2010, 12:02:42


Da, seks sa vampirom može da ubije. Ali Edward je vremenom naučio da se suzdržava kada je Bella u pitanju. U trećem delu, na primer, može da se savlada kad vidi njenu krv. On bi seksulani akt mogao da izvede bez posledica po voljenu devu - ali apstinira pošto ne želi da je ukalja pre braka.

U prilog ovom je i činjenica da Edward želi da se oženi Bellom (što podrazumeva i konzumaciju njihove ljubavi), ali ne i da je pretvori u vampira zato što misli da će ona zbog toga izgubiti dušu.

Njeno pretvaranje u krvopiju je kompromis na koji je Edward pristao kako bi od nje iznudio pristanak da se uda za njega. Znači, on je psihički spreman za razdevičavanje toplokrvne Belle - ali tek pošto postanu muž i žena.

Kako Bella kaže u razgovoru s ocem (koji je pravi biser), Edward je muškarac starog kova. Uostalom, ako sam dobro shvatio, Edward je takođe nevin. S Bellom želi da uradi sve po redu. Znači: prvo brak, pa tek onda hopa-cupa. Čekao je 100 godina da nađe voljenu i ne želi da to pokvari tako što će raditi stvari preko reda.

Quote from: Kunac on 08-07-2010, 12:02:42
Da, seks sa vampirom može da ubije. Ali Edward je vremenom naučio da se suzdržava kada je Bella u pitanju. On bi seksulani akt mogao da izvede bez posledica po voljenu devu - ali apstinira pošto ne želi da je ukalja pre braka.

Znači, on je psihički spreman za razdevičavanje toplokrvne Belle - ali tek pošto postanu muž i žena.

Kako Bella kaže u razgovoru s ocem (koji je pravi biser), Edward je muškarac starog kova. Uostalom, ako sam dobro shvatio, Edward je takođe nevin. S Bellom želi da uradi sve po redu. Znači: prvo brak, pa tek onda hopa-cupa. Čekao je 100 godina da nađe voljenu i ne želi da to pokvari tako što će raditi stvari preko reda.

omfg! američka opsesija devičanstvom 

ja bih ovakvog tipa šutnula u roku od odmah, dosta je platonskih ljubavi.