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Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."


M.M

Quote from: zakk on 24-10-2011, 18:22:57


Udžbenik za 8. razred, predmet "Tehničko i informatičko obrazovanje". Obratiti pažnju na IE6 i Favorites.


Autoru udžbenika ne smeta što se u njemu nalaze porno-linkovi

Udžbenik "Tehničko i informatičko obrazovanje" za osmi razred osnovne škole u kojem se nalazi slika internet strane na kojoj su kao omiljene stranice (fejvoritsi) data tri porno-linka, najverovatnije će biti povučena iz prodaje, saznaje "Blic".

http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Drustvo/285611/Autoru-udzbenika-ne-smeta-sto-se-u-njemu-nalaze-pornolinkovi
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

mac

Ovo polako postaje mema. Našao sam i neku rumunsku verziju za no jobs/blow jobs. Nego, ko je ovaj brka?

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Josephine

Evo nešto za Lorda:




Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Father Jape

Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Josephine


Vampirella

Satan my master.

Josephine


M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Dr00d

There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

M.M

Ima dokonih ljudi...
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Meho Krljic

Ovde je već i naslov genijalan:

Virginia Republicans condemn graphic of a zombie Obama shot in the head 
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      Your Friends' Activity 1-0 of 0back next     Let your friends be your guide to great content on Yahoo! News by connecting to Facebook. By connecting you'll be able to see friends' Activity and add your own. Learn more »   The Ticket      Virginia Republicans condemn graphic of a zombie Obama shot in the head    By Holly Bailey
Senior Political Reporter  By Holly Bailey | The Ticket – 18 hrs ago     
(Screenshot via Too Conservative)
Top Republicans in Virginia are strongly condemning a Halloween-themed graphic circulated by a local GOP committee Monday that depicted President Obama as a zombie with a gunshot wound to his head.
The graphic was featured in a mass email sent to supporters by the Loudoun County Republican Committee inviting them to a Halloween party. The image, featured on the email header, included photos of a disfigured House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi and a throng of flesh-hungry zombie Obama supporters.
The image of Obama, which features a large bloody gunshot wound above his right eye, was first reported Monday by Too Conservative, a right-leading Virginia political blog that accused Loudoun County Republicans of going "WAY too far."
Other top Republicans in the state quickly agreed.
"The disgusting image used today on a mass email has no place in our politics," Pat Mullins, chairman of the Republican Party of Virginia, said in a statement to reporters, per the Washington Post's Anita Kumar. The party, he said, "condemns the image and its use in the strongest possible terms."
Meanwhile, Virginia Gov. Bob O'Donnell, through a spokesman, called the graphic "shameful and offensive" and called on the committee to apologize.
"The governor has long stressed the need for more civility and respect in our politics," McConnell spokesman Tucker Martin said. "An e-mail like this one undermines those goals, offends all Virginians and discredits our entire political process. It will not be tolerated."
Loudoun County GOP chairman Mark Sell said in an email to the Associated Press's Bob Lewis that the graphic was a "light-hearted attempt to inject satire humor into the Halloween holiday.
"Apparently, some individuals have interpreted an image of Barack Obama that appeared within the email as intending to portray the President as a victim of a violent crime," Sell wrote. "Nothing could be further from the truth, and we deeply and sincerely apologize to the President and anyone who viewed the image if that was the impression that was left."
 

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

Lego porn  By John Baichtal at 10:23 am Tuesday, Nov 1

Lego Porn
[Video Link] So, yeah, porn. Rule 34 tells us that if you can imagine it, someone has made porn out of it. Lego minifigs have been forced to hump one another by 8-year-old boys since day one, but with the wonders of the internet, these lewd fantasies have been turned into videos, web sites, and photos.

Take the video (above) uploaded by YouTube user stickmeintheeye. Or Jonah Ray's Lego Porn photoset on Flickr. There have been some odd ones, like the infamous porn series by an artist named Drew, featuring not-so-mini minifigs, if you know what I mean. Or consider the satirical and sadly defunct Lego Friend Finder dating site. Finally, this BDSM Lego model has been floating around the internet for some time.
And I'm spent. Time for a Lego unicorn chaser!
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Džek

Moj imaginarni drug mi govori da sa tvojom glavom nešto nije u redu.

Vampirella

Satan my master.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

mac

Zanimljiva korelacija, ali treba sad ispitati da li važi samo kod Beja, ili važi za celu holivudsku produkciju.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

дејан


базен за све генерације!
...barcode never lies
FLA

M.M

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

M.M

"Зашто нас запад не воли????
Из обавештајних извора сазнали су да просечан Србин:
1. пије жестоко пиће
2. и то на послу
3. једе право, масно месо
4. и још умаче хлеб у ,,мочу"
5. пије кафу са кофеином
6. евентуално заслађену правим шећером
7. цереалијама храни стоку
8. у пријатним тренуцима користи непријатне речи
9. у кафани плаћа другоме пиће
10. и то готовином
11. одржава редовне сексуалне односе
12. и то са особама супротног пола."

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Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

sandjama

daklem prs'o sam od smeha kad sam video ovu tablu za varvarin.
ja sam psihicki ubica
covek sa dva lica
danju pocivam u miru
nocem vitlam sa sekiru
licnos' svoju krijem
nocas cu te ubijem!

Agota

Tug Toner  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: sandjama on 04-11-2011, 12:35:21
daklem prs'o sam od smeha kad sam video ovu tablu za varvarin.


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