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pokojni Steva

#2050
13-01-2012, 16:52:13
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Skalar

#2051
13-01-2012, 19:31:06
Јел ово неко већ поставио? Покушао сам да све стране прегледам, али сам одустао, јер бих до сутра прегледао, па се извињавам ако већ има постављено. У сваком случају, и ако је већ ту, вреди се подсетити.
Видео се зове "Координатор беседништва".

http://youtu.be/PehOONS25vc
Пиво и ћевапи спајају људе.

Agota

#2052
13-01-2012, 20:52:24
Rupert Grint "Kind of"

moj favorit je Rupert  primetila u gotovo svakom njegovom intervju ali......... on je nekako  kjut kjut kjut  xlove5
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Agota

#2053
13-01-2012, 21:12:03
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Karl Rosman

#2054
13-01-2012, 21:37:11
Acu sto duze gledas to je urnebesniji.  :D
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

#2055
13-01-2012, 22:48:54
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

#2056
13-01-2012, 23:33:29
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Melkor

#2057
14-01-2012, 02:21:30
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#2058
14-01-2012, 12:28:34
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Dr00d

#2059
14-01-2012, 18:35:02
There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

lilit

#2060
14-01-2012, 23:12:37
možda je oftopik, al lepo je što ima i gorih od nas. :lol:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de1_1326549209
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Dr00d

#2061
15-01-2012, 16:12:47
There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

tomat

#2062
15-01-2012, 19:18:56
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#2063
16-01-2012, 12:26:06
Search by Image, Recursively, Transparent PNG, #1

Sebastian Schmieg of the Netherlands created this video by feeding a transparent image to Google Image Search and asking it to find similar images, and then taking the top result and feeding it back into the similarity algorithm, 2951 times. It's a wonderful look at an evolutionary process.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#2064
16-01-2012, 12:31:50
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

M.M

#2065
16-01-2012, 13:18:51
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Father Jape

#2066
17-01-2012, 10:22:04
Ka konkurs za posao se jave gej, cigan, i seljak. Ko će dobiti posao?

Član DS-a.
Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

Meho Krljic

#2067
17-01-2012, 10:48:47
Znači, stvarno... Porno kultura je dobacila i do popularnih kvizova

Donkey Punch on Jeopardy!

tomat

#2068
17-01-2012, 15:07:21
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Karl Rosman

#2069
17-01-2012, 15:38:19
 qpuke    :D
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

#2070
17-01-2012, 19:36:34
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Usul

#2071
18-01-2012, 01:20:43
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Usul

#2072
18-01-2012, 01:28:25
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Karl Rosman

#2073
18-01-2012, 01:29:53
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Plut

#2074
18-01-2012, 11:10:30


дејан

#2075
19-01-2012, 16:17:55
...barcode never lies
FLA

Usul

#2076
19-01-2012, 20:03:53


Kakve su ove dalmatinke, osveta i iz groba  :-D :-D
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Agota

#2077
19-01-2012, 20:26:27
  e da metnem medju gluposti i ovu moju :

kako se na engleskom kaze djubretarac ,a da se odnosi na kaput ?  a  nije  trench coat
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

tomat

#2078
19-01-2012, 20:41:27
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#2079
19-01-2012, 20:45:47
Quote from: Agota on 19-01-2012, 20:26:27
  e da metnem medju gluposti i ovu moju :

kako se na engleskom kaze djubretarac ,a da se odnosi na kaput ?  a  nije  trench coat

a kako se ovi zovu na srpskom? :)

http://creativefashionglee.com/13-types-of-coats/
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Agota

#2080
19-01-2012, 21:09:57
Toggle Coat ili Duffle Coat   :)

Hvala Melkore  xremyb

kupila sam danas ovakav  crni,a sad zelim i crveni i bez  :cry:  ili sivi  xrotaeye
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

M.M

#2081
19-01-2012, 22:53:30
Tužno, ali istinito.

Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Melkor

#2082
19-01-2012, 23:27:49
Lepo, vidim i D si odmah zalepio da ne okolisas  :twisted:

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#2083
19-01-2012, 23:50:20
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

M.M

#2084
20-01-2012, 00:10:27
Quote from: Melkor on 19-01-2012, 23:27:49
Lepo, vidim i D si odmah zalepio da ne okolisas  :twisted:

xrofl
Htedoh da postujem ovu sliku na topik gde treba da odreaguje, ali sam se predomislio u poslednjem času. Kud da me čereči pod stare dane. :)
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

Josephine

#2085
20-01-2012, 01:17:48
Čerečim ja na svakom topiku.

Melkor

#2086
20-01-2012, 03:03:00
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Karl Rosman

#2087
20-01-2012, 09:50:33
Kako nemamo neki WTF topic?

New party game :D so hot and sexy

:shock: :shock: :shock:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

tomat

#2088
20-01-2012, 12:12:55
na ovoj zabavi ima i dece  :?
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Meho Krljic

#2089
20-01-2012, 12:17:40
Konačno da ne moramo da se maltretiramo sa vijagrama i inim pilulama: spas je u tetovaži!!!

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Možda nekom tetovaža u vidu natpisa ,,neka te prati sreća na putu" zvuči optimistično, ali jedan Iranac posle nje nije imao razloga za radost.

Naime, on je odmah pošto se istetovirao dobio konstantnu erekciju, jer je za mesto tetovaže odabrao – penis.

Njegovo stanje ima i medicinski naziv – prijapizam i reč je o erekciji koja nije izazvana seksualnom stimulacijom. Ona može da potraje i nekoliko sati, a najčešće pogađa dečake uzrasta od pet do deset godina i muškarce starosti između 20 i 50 godina.

Ovaj slučaj koji je objavljen i u Žurnalu seksualne medicine je prvi koji je izazvan tetovažom.

Ovaj 21-godišnji Iranac pre tetovaže ,,borrow be salaamat" imao je slovo ,,M", početno slovo imena njegove devojke.

Tetovaža je rađena običnom iglom, a ne mašinicom za tetoviranje, pa je kod njega došlo do krvarenja iz tkiva penisa. Bol je trajao danima, a polni organ bio je u stanju polu-erekcije konstantno.

Kada je konačno otišao lekaru, erekcija je trajala gotovo tri meseca. Doktori su sproveli niz testiranja na urinarne infekcije, leukemiju i sifilis i zaključili da je glavni krivac – tetovaža.

Lekari su zaključili da krv brže dospeva u penis, nego što može da prođe kroz njega zbog čega se on nalazi u stalnoj erekciji.

Ova vrsta prijapizma naziva se nonishemičkom, dok ishemička podrazumeva odsustvo krvi iz penisa i može biti mnogo ozbiljnija.

Muškarac je podvrgnut dreniranju suvišne krvi iz penisa, ali ta operacija nije uspela. Ipak, on je odbio drugi zahvat i izjavio da se nije pokajao zbog tetovaže.

On može da ima normalne seksualne odnose i ne trpi bolove.

scallop

#2090
20-01-2012, 12:19:11
Jel' neko ovde postovao kako dva grka na natječaju za talenat sviraju na klaviru tako što stanu iza njega, skinu pantalone i gaće, podignu ruke uvis i... sviraju bez ruku?
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

tomat

#2091
20-01-2012, 12:21:11
post #2075, malo iznad.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#2092
20-01-2012, 12:23:08
Steta je samo sto:

Two sick men playing piano with their dick

Najraniji upload na you tubeu koji sam nasao je 2005. a smeo bih da se opkladim da sam ovaj klip video jos 2002 :)
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

scallop

#2093
20-01-2012, 12:26:09
Da, stvarno. Meni šalju i na mejl, pa nisam bio siguran.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

Josephine

#2094
20-01-2012, 13:00:08

Karl Rosman

#2095
20-01-2012, 14:12:33
Quote from: tomat on 20-01-2012, 12:12:55
na ovoj zabavi ima i dece  :?

Da. Pomalo uznemirujuce, zar ne?  xfoht
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Vampirella

#2096
20-01-2012, 14:43:31
Šta će im biti? Nek' se malci uče.
Satan my master.

Karl Rosman

#2097
20-01-2012, 14:49:36
 :!:
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

#2099
20-01-2012, 17:59:13
A vampir beba? :)

nego, Ktulu tepisi:




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