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Бобо се појављује само кад се укуца ''Hajdeger majica'', као што се и на Гуловом скриншоту види. Кад укуцам ''Hajdeger majca'', нема Бобоа.

Gule, brzaš pa se brukaš 

dakle, mac je objasnio stvari, moj search je namješten na srpski

ali ova slika i dalje ostaje misterija...

Quote from: Джон Рейнольдс on 22-09-2012, 15:03:16
Бобо се појављује само кад се укуца ''Hajdeger majica'', као што се и на Гуловом скриншоту види. Кад укуцам ''Hajdeger majca'', нема Бобоа.

joj, Gule, al' ti ga je šukno! 

Gulu izlazi i pola Srpskog psiha

Quote from: Melkor on 23-09-2012, 15:13:45

Ako ćemo pravo, ne prave "kurve" odeću od leop.kože, već modna industrija (dizajneri, stilisti, biznismeni itd.). Niti kurve diktiraju modne trendove.

Quote from: zakk on 23-09-2012, 17:37:39
Gulu izlazi i pola Srpskog psiha

biće da su i hajdegera negde citirali, uz morbid angel, samo se tog momenta trenutno ne mogu prisetiti...

Gangnam Han Solo Style

Kažu da je trajalo samo 2 minuta 

Prevod za Gangnam Style, u meditativnom ključu

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK0ZYNlkW2Y

HITLER GANGNAM STYLE

"Blaženko Popadić iz Novog Sada, koji već godinama profesionalno radi kao konobar, promenio je ime u "Izvini". Na ovaj potez se, kako nam je objasnio, odlučio jer mu je "dosadilo da objašnjava ljudima da ga zovu po imenu".

http://www.novinenovosadske.rs/29668/konobar-iz-novog-sada-promenio-ime-u-izvini/

Quote from: Steva Lazin Ljuštikin on 26-09-2012, 09:45:32
"Blaženko Popadić iz Novog Sada, koji već godinama profesionalno radi kao konobar, promenio je ime u "Izvini". Na ovaj potez se, kako nam je objasnio, odlučio jer mu je "dosadilo da objašnjava ljudima da ga zovu po imenu".

http://www.novinenovosadske.rs/29668/konobar-iz-novog-sada-promenio-ime-u-izvini/

heh, njuzovanje postaje sport 

meni dobra i

http://www.novinenovosadske.rs/28295/kusturica-gradi-atlantidu-futozani-protestuju/

Aha! Smajli! Upirem prstom!

Uđavola, umal sad još jedan da stavim!

 

http://youtu.be/pRtyqK4nbVU

Worst movie death scene ever

Quote from: tomat on 28-09-2012, 02:27:31
Worst movie death scene ever

Super je ovo! Karlu bi se dopalo. 

KLINGON STYLE (Star Trek Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE)

PvZ Zombies Gangnam Style

Odlično je ovo za Toma Araju 

Ali!

Ponekad vas glupost odvede i u zatvor:

The BlackBerry typo that landed a man in jail

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There are quite a few stories on the Daily Mail website that are genuinely jaw-dropping, but none more so than the one that was brought to my attention by @allpointsnorth last night.

It concerns the case of 24-year-old swimming coach, Craig Evans, who was this week freed on appeal from an 18-month jail sentence for seemingly doing nothing more than accidentally sending an intimate text message to his entire address book.

Evans intended to send the message to his girlfriend, in which he reportedly asked her to have sex with him "skin on skin", and asking whether she would prefer it to be "fast or slow".  Nothing particularly explicit, although certainly not a message you'd want children to see.



Unfortunately, that's just what happened, because somehow Evans managed to send the message to all the people in his BlackBerry Messenger address book, including two girls aged 13 and 14 who were in his swimming class. He was subsequently arrested and charged with "causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activity", and – incredibly – jailed for 18 months at Birmingham Crown Court in July.

Thankfully, his lawyers managed to locate a member of the judiciary with a modicum of common sense at the appeals court in London this week. Lord Justice Elias reportedly accepted that Evans hadn't intended to target the girls with the explicit message, not least because it was also sent to several members of Evans' own family. "It is difficult to conclude that he was targeting anyone," Judge Elias concluded, before freeing – but not clearing – Evans. His sentence was merely reduced to a nine-month suspended jail term.  He will presumably spend the next however many years on the sex offenders' register, ruining his career as a swimming coach.

Why this story hasn't become an enormous scandal, along the lines of the Paul Chambers Twitter trial, astonishes me. In fact, a quick trawl of Google News finds only The Daily Mail and one other newspaper reporting it.

Remember, Chambers was merely fined for sending out a jokey tweet that the police somehow misinterpreted as a threat to blow up an airport, and the conviction was eventually quashed. Evans has already spent three months in jail for what seems like nothing more than a hideously unfortunate typo, and still has a sex crime conviction against his name.

Perhaps someone needs to let Stephen Fry, Al Murray and Chambers' other celebrity backersknow about this latest instance of the British justice system failing to grasp modern technology?

STONSI U POTKOZARJU:

Na elektronsku poštu Mixer portala jutros je pristiglo jedno čudno pismo, sastavljeno od ruke stanovnika potkozarskog sela Lamovita Donja. Umolili su nas da pismo pošaljemo članovima mega popularnog američkoga benda The Rolling Stones, jer oni, kako tvrde, ne znaju njihovu e-mail adresu. Pošto se radi o pismu zanimnjivog sadržaja odlučili smo da ga u cijelosti objavimo, te ga na taj način svojim čitaocima damo na uvid, nalaz i mišljenje.

Vjerujem da će vas zanimati sadržaj ovoga pisma, a prenosimo ga u izvornom obliku, bez ikakve izmjene u istom!

Pismo DŽegeru Miku

Poštovani Miče DŽegeru. Mi iz potkozatskoga sela Lamovita Donja veliki smo ljubitelji tvoga rokenrolnog sastava Drolingstonesi i imamo pun kurac vaših ploča i cedejova. Pa stime u vezi i u vezi vas, odnosno tebe i tvoga šargijaša Ričardsa Kita, dobošara Vudsa Čarlija koji je po mom ukusu najjbolji na svijetu bijelome i onog nosonje Ronija Vuda, mi iz Lamovite Donje skupili smo muda i sjatili se u našoj zajednici mjesnoj, ja kao pretsjednik s krštenim imenom  Maksim Gorki i članovi upravnoga odbora fun cluba Drolingstones: Mileva, Kolja, Zvjezdan, Mara, Darinka i Gordon Maunaga, da sročimo pismo tebi i članovima tvoga najpopularnijega sastava na svjetu.

Odmah da ti na početku izjavimo i saučešće povodom prerane smrti Brajana DŽonsa. Ustvari ja i stanovnici moga sela mislili smo da je on još uvijek živ sve dok nismo prije neki dan na K3 televizoru gledali film o vama svima i u fabuli radnje predkraj projekcije otkrili da se jadni Brajan udavio u bazenu sa sve vodom u njemu. Nismo mogli doć sebi ako nam vjeruješ Miče DŽegeru. Suzama smo grcali povazdan i posvunoć sve dok se nismo skoro udavili u kapljama istih, a da nije bilo šljive koju nam je na kontu prerane smrti Brajanove podario đed Milivoje mislim da bismo svi đuture i kolektivno svisnuli od tuge. Eh, brate naš rođeni vjeruj nam da toliko nismo patili od ratnijeh strahota za koje pretpostavljam da si čuo a koji se desiše na ovim našijem prostorima predkraj prošloga vijeka. Ali ne bih ja sada o tome jer to su teške teme a ti si čojek impulsivan i suviše emotivan pa se bojim da te s pričom ne sjebem.

Inače, druže Miče, moram da napomenem da si ti u našem selu toliko popularan da se o tebi čak i pjesme pišu, a naš popularni kantautor Lepi Dario o tebi je sastavio hit "Kruže priče, drogiraš se Miče" koji je jako slušan u našemu kraju. Čak mu kruži i spot na Vicom televizji.

Al da ne bi sada skrenuli sa teme i zaboravli namjenu pisanije ovoga pisma trebali bi odmah da pređemo na stvar. Ono što smo te ja i moji suseljani htjeli pitat jeste veoma intimno a tiče se tebe, to jest tvoga benda i nas. Moje seljake i mene ustvari zanima ima li ike šanse da ti sa sve svojim Stonesima gostuješ na našem zboru u podkozarju koji se dešava svake godine za Đurđevdan. Ima tu svega i svačega pa ne b bilo loše da ti, Ričards i ekipa navratite. Bili bi prava atrakcija vjeruj mi Miče. Ne bi bilo zgoreg kada bi ponijeli i instrumente da odtamburate par pjesama, ako ništa barem onu Kebinu stvar u Crno obojeno u meni je sve, to je u našemu selu mnogo popularna pjesma, sviju mi.

Prijatelju Miče to bi nama mnogo značilo a tebi i Stonesima ne bi vjerujem bilo mnogo naporno. Šta je to vama, kad ste ionako navikli da gluvarite po bijelomu svijetu i zajebajete se po turnejama. Ričardsu poruči da nema čega da se plaši jer u nas nema palminog drveća, te mu ovdi ne prijeti opasnos da padne sa palminih grana. Eventualno bi mogo da ljoljne s nekog duda ili kruške. Isto tako nema potrebe da sa sebom nosate kokaine, eroine i ostala sranja jer naša je lozovača boli glava dobra i ako se na nju navučete neće vam više past na pamet da izjedate ike droge.

U slučaju da se odlučite za dolazak u naše krajeve troškove vašega putovanja ne bismo mogli da pokrivamo jer je Lamovita Donja u govnima do guše ali cijenim da vi imate paretina ko prave budale te da je to za vas pičkin dim. Miče, druže moj, ovdje vas čeka pečeno prase i potkozarski kajmak tako da hranu ne morate da donosite, a ako baš budete gladni mi bi na kontu vašeg gostovanja priklali i vola, tu nema nikih problema. Vo je ionako star i zanemoćo pa je bolje da ga se na vrijeme sekutarišemo. A i ne meremo ga više gledat kako se pati. Ak ga ne ubijemo mi on će ionako lipsat sam od sebe, tu nema nike dileme.

Eto Miče, drugarčino naša, imate veliko mahanje od žitelja Lamovite Donje i dođite, nemojte zajebavat. Mi vas ovdi mnogo volimo i bio bi pravi sevap da nas udostojite vašim koncertom. Miče, ostani nam uvijek tako vižlast, lambrljast, blentav – budi dobar i velik ti poras'o! I pozdravi ekipu Drolingstonesa a naročito Vudsa Čarlija najboljeg od svih dobošara!

PS:

Eh, Miče DŽegeru zaboravih da ti kažem da tvoje prezime na našem podkozarskom jeziku znači "perač patosa" ha, ha, ha!

Preuzeto sa:

http://www.mixer.ba/5289/stonsi-u-potkozarju/?fb_action_ids=10152171651860253%2C10152170260680253&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210152171651860253%22%3A113308575489684%2C%2210152170260680253%22%3A150906078387375%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210152171651860253%22%3A%22og.likes%22%2C%2210152170260680253%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

from tor.com / frontpage_full by Ryan Britt


Not once in any Star Wars movie does someone pick up a book or newspaper, magazine, literary journal, or chapbook handmade by an aspiring Jawa poet. If something is read by someone in Star Wars, it's almost certainly off of a screen (and even then, maybe being translated by a droid), and it's definitely not for entertainment purposes. As early as the 1990s-era expanded Star Wars books and comic books, we're introduced to ancient Jedi "texts" called holocrons, which are basically talking holographic video recordings. Just how long has the Star Wars universe been reliant on fancy technology to transfer information as opposed to the written word? Is it possible that a good number of people in Star Wars are completely illiterate?
[It seems likely!]

To be fair, finding a science fiction or fantasy universe richly populated with its own indigenous art—and more specifically, its own literature—is rare. As Lev Grossman has pointed out, "No one reads books in Narnia." Harry Potter himself doesn't really have a favorite novelist, and most of the stuff Tolkien's Gandalf reads comes in the form of scrolls and prophecies...not exactly pleasure reading. Fantasy heroes don't seem to read for pleasure very often, but usually you get the impression that they can read.

Very popular science fiction does a little bit better here, with characters on both Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica being pretty into novels and poetry. Notably, both of these universes have some kind of news media (as does Harry Potter.) And it's in this lack of news media where the possibility of widespread illiteracy in the Star Wars galaxy starts to become more and more likely....

If you simply stick to the Star Wars films, there is no news media of any kind. Despite the fact that we see cameras circling around Queen/Senator Amidala in the Senate, they don't seem to be actually feeding this information anywhere. Are they security cameras, like the ones that recorded Anakin killing little tiny Jedi kiddies? This theory achieves a little more weight when you consider that the conversation in The Phantom Menace Senate scene is all about how Queen Amidala can't verify the existence of a coming invasion. She's got no pictures, and stranger still, no reputable news source has even written about the blockade of Naboo. Even if we put forth that cameras in Star Wars are only for security and not for news, that still leaves the question of why there are no journalists. A possible answer: it's because most people don't read, which means that over time most people in this universe don't ever learn to read.

"But wait!" you might be saying, "I remember seeing little pieces of text on the screen that Artoo sends to Luke to read. Also there is writing on the tractor beam controls, and people in the ships are looking at buttons with letters on them!" Well, I'd like to point out that even in the case of Luke Skywalker, these letters and pieces of writing are directly related to tasks. Pilots for the Empire are probably functionally literate, because they go through some kind of training academy. However, I think the visual evidence suggests a culture much more reliant upon technology and droids than is immediately apparent.

Uncle Owen needs a droid who can speak "bocce," and then says something about the binary language of load lifters. Okay, so Uncle Owen needs a translator and someone to do math for him. This doesn't sound like a guy who has gotten a suitable education. I suppose it's possible that Luke picked up some reading here and there, but we don't see any books or any evidence to suggest he's a fluent reader. It seems like all the characters in Star Wars learn how to do is punch certain buttons to make their machines do what they need to do, and everything else is left up to droids.

In our own culture, pictograms have rapidly replaced words on traffic signs, restrooms, etc. The buttons being pressed by the Death Star control room workers might not even be letters. They might be pictograms representing different functions; functions like "death ray blast" and "trash compact." Plus, how could those guys read anything in those helmets, anyway?

Attack of the Clones sees Obi-Wan Kenobi go to the Jedi Library, but again, this research facility seems less about books and more about pretty colors, interactive holographic maps, etc. The amount of actual reading even someone like Obi-Wan does is still limited. Now, I imagine Jedi can probably read and are taught to read, as are rich people like Princess Leia and Padme Amidala and Jimmy Smits. But everything in Star Wars is about video chat via holograms, or verbal communication through com-links. Nobody texts in Star Wars!
It seems like this society has slipped into a kind of highly functional illiteracy. Surely, for these cultures to progress and become spacefaring entities, they needed written language at some point. But now, the necessity to actually learn reading and writing is fading away. Those who know how to build and repair droids and computers probably have better jobs than those who can't. This is why there seems to be so much poverty in Star Wars: widespread ignorance.

The idea of education becoming obsolete due to cultural changes isn't without a science fiction precedent. In the Star Trek pilot "The Cage," Vina speaks of a culture that "forgets how to repair the machines left behind by their ancestors." I'm postulating that the same thing happened with literacy in the Star Wars galaxy. People stopped using the written word, because they didn't need to, and it slipped away from being a commonly held skill.

And to bring up evidence from the expanded universe material a little more: in those stories even ancient Jedi records exist in the form of holograms. I'd say the switch to visual/audio communication from written communication has been underway for a long time in the Star Wars galaxy. It's also possible people in Star Wars are simply not as imaginative as we are. Maybe the humans and aliens populating A Galaxy, Far, Far Away are totally boring people who simply used the written word for the purposes of getting their basic culture off the ground – for commerce only, rather than for reflection or pleasure.

The final nail in the coffin which proves widespread illiteracy is how fast stories of the Jedi mutate from a fact of everyday life into legend, seemingly overnight. This is because the average citizen of the galaxy in Star Wars receives his/her/its information orally, from stories told by spacers in bars, farmboys on arid planets, orphans in crime-ridden cities, etc. Without written documents, these stories easily become perverted and altered quickly. This is the same way Palpatine was able to take over in Revenge of the Sith. He simply said "the Jedi tried to kill me" and everyone was like, "okay."

Padme points out that liberty dies "with thunderous applause," but really their liberty is dying because most of them can't read and are powerless and disenfranchised. In fact most of the surviving characters at the end of the prequels are the bad guys, and they can probably read. The Jedi seem to be the most educated people in the prequels, but that changes when they all get killed. This would be like a real life Empire going and burning down all the colleges and schools and killing all the teachers. The academy, the keepers of literacy would be gone. And once that happens, it's easy for a tyrannical empire to take over, to control the information. Maybe Padme should have said "this is how literacy dies..."

But, what's sad about Star Wars is that its inhabitants (save for our heroes) seem so complacent and lacking in imagination that this sort of thing was bound to happen in one way or another. In reality, if a whole culture relied exclusively on a group like the Jedi to not only guard justice and truth, but also be the only educated, literate people around, that culture would be seriously screwed up. Meanwhile, these people simply rely on their droids to do everything else.

Obi-Wan may have put a lightsaber in Luke's hand, but really he and Qui-Gon should have been going around teaching people on poor planets to read years and years prior. After all, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good book in your hands.

melkore, you made my day!!!!

Jeste, sjajno napisano. Doduše u igrama koje su manje kanonske, se vidi da ljudi čitaju (najpre mi na pamet padaju Jedi Knight igre), ali i to su uglavnom Jedi i bivši Jedi vitezovi.

Ali i imam utisak da je ovo u skladu sa Lukasovim worldbuildingom gde je galaksija kao neka hi-tech verzija srednjevekovne Evrope u kojoj vlastela, vojska i običan svet nisu bili pismeni - niti im je to trebalo, jelte, a pismenost je bila stvar religioznih organizacija, kao što su ovde Jedi.

The English Language In 24 Accents

o čemu pričaš bre, svako ko je rođen do jedno 1990. morao je gledati Kockicu, repriza je bilo i devedesetih na TV-u

Burnistoun - Lovecraftian Sketch

Funny Hugh Laurie & Stephen Fry comedy sketch! 'Your name, sir?' - BBC comedy

Quote from: tomat on 24-09-2012, 20:56:27

Ovo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

Baby Gangnam Style lunch - Benjamin only eats during song reaction (강남스타일 PSY) cute, fussy

http://www.movieguide.org/reviews/movie/paranorman.html

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