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Freddy Vs Jason

Started by Ghoul, 18-08-2003, 06:30:38

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Ghoul

Odgledah ga.
Evo, upravo vidim da sam sa svojih 6 $ doprineo da za prvi vikend namakne celih 34,5 miliona $.*

Zalosno je da je to vise nego sto je Krejvenov original zaradio, ali boze moj.

Ako zanemarimo idiotsku premisu, expendable 'likove', isprazne dijaloge i krajnje sumnjivu 'logiku' = film je gledljiv. Odlicno reziran (od rezisera BRIDE OF CHUCKY), film je prihvatljiv mindless entertainment za najzagrizenije (i najinfantilnije) horor geekove: ima pristojnu kolicinu krvi, 2 para sisa [Komi, pazi sad ovo= 1 par pripada lepsoj sestri iz GINGER SNAPSA! :!: ], humora, akcije, fart-jokes i grass-jokes, ima rejv u kukuruzu, i ima 20 minuta u kojima se Fredi Dzejson mlate i kasape (otprilike kao spoj Terminatrix-razbijanja u klozetu u T3 sa BRAINDEAD-om u stilu Toma i Dzerija).

To je to, za sad.
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*Yes, I saw it in a matinee = so sue me!
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taurus-jor

Ko jebe logiku i zaplet. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Nego, reci ti nama, ambasadore :evil: , ko je POBEDIO?
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

http://godineumagli.blogspot.com

Truba

hoću sise... :lol:  :o  :)  :!:
Najjači forum na kojem se osjećam kao kod kuće i gdje uvijek mogu reći što mislim bez posljedica, mada ipak ne bih trebao mnogo pričati...

taurus-jor

O jebote, pa ti si stvarno zagoreo. :shock:
Imaju li u tom tvom Oslobodjenju male oglase?
Zakupis lepo citavu stranu, stavish adresu i napishesh:
HOCHU SISE :!:
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

http://godineumagli.blogspot.com

Ghoul

Jore, ako si stvarno zeljan spoilera, kazi explicitno da je tako, pa cu ti poslati na pm = nije u redu da ovde svima obznanjujem i kvarim neizvesnost.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

taurus-jor

Nemoj da mi kazesh. Samo sam se zez'o.
Navijam za čilagera sa brijačima, u džemperu na pruge. Ima više stila od tupsona sa hokejaškom maskom. A i pametniji je. :evil:

A vi ostali? Na koga tipujete?
Teško je jesti govna a nemati iluzije.

http://godineumagli.blogspot.com

Pennywise

The Pop of King: Always, They Come Back

by Stephen King
      
I've got a confession, okay? I know that some of you will laugh when I tell you this, and some will sneer. I can take it; that's why they pay me the big bucks ($25 a column, and buddy, that ain't hay). My confession comes in three parts.
   (A) I've seen all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies.
   (B) I've seen almost all of the Friday the 13th movies.
   (C) I've seen all the Halloween movies. In the '80s I even had a button suggesting that Michael Myers and Jamie Lee Curtis would make a hell of a presidential ticket. Do you want to tell me—seriously—that Saddam Hussein would have kept rattling his saber once he started hearing that creepy John Carpenter piano music?
   Now here's something that may seem to have nothing to do with the above, but trust me, it does. One of my favorite moments in Rob Reiner's Stand by Me (based on my short novel The Body, although this isn't in my story) comes when Vern and Teddy—not the brightest bulbs in the Great Fixture of Life—are discussing who'd win a battle between Superman and Mighty Mouse.
   Teddy opts for Superman, because everybody knows Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, not a real guy.
   Vern thinks this over, very carefully, and then (with a heartbreaking look) says, "Yeah, it would be a good fight, though!"
   You see where this is going, don't you? Sure you do.
   Our parents didn't have Freddy, Jason, and Michael; they were stuck with Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolf Man. But it's always been the same idea: The first movie comes along and scares the bejabbers out of everyone. Then come the sequels. And as any horror-movie buff will tell you, sequels are almost never frightening.
   The trouble with the return engagements is that the scary guy becomes your pal. You actually start to root for him. (Frankie, Drac, and Wolfie eventually even appeared in that great Halloween fave "Monster Mash," sung by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and his vocal group, the Crypt-Kickers.
   That's what happened to Freddy (bogeyman of Elm Street), Jason (bogeyman of Camp Crystal Lake), and Michael (bogeyman of Haddonfield, Ill.). One of my sons went trick-or-treating one year in a Freddy Krueger hat he carefully distressed himself (although his mother drew the line at allowing him to dismember several pairs of scissors in order to make "Freddy fingers"). My other son had a Jason Voorhees action figure. He would even take this to bed with him, explaining that Jason could beat up "the really bad guys" in the closet.
   These three franchises have generated over two dozen feature films, and it's hard to remember how genuinely scary these guys were in their debuts. I'm case-hardened to horror, but A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween all scared the hell out of me (although I believe that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a film to which there have also been a number of paltry sequels, is still the all-time champeen when it comes to pure fright). With the exception of the Dream Warriors entry in the Freddy series, not one of the sequels has raised a single goose bump on my arms. So why do these pictures keep on appearing for a week or so at the local 10-plex on their way to Blockbuster and Hollywood Video?
   The answer is simple: because schmucks like me keep going to see them. And why? Because the fear generated by a good horror picture is a drug, and as any junkie will tell you, you go on chasing the high long after the high is gone. Sure, Halloween: H2O sucked, we tell ourselves, but maybe the next Michael Myers flick will be made by someone who really understands and loves the genre, and we'll get a jolt of the original terror we felt when John Carpenter actually put us behind the mask, or when Jason came surging out of Crystal Lake to grab the girl in the rowboat after we thought he had to be dead.
   When it comes to horror franchises, the second-to-last gasp is almost always the "combo movie," and this summer we have, for better or worse, reached that point with Freddy vs. Jason. And I'll be first in line. I mean, in my heart I know it's gonna be terrible, but I'll still be there. After all, it's not the final twitch in this evolutionary process: That's the comedy. Eventually someone will convince Tom Green or Adam Sandler to square off against Freddy or Michael Myers. That one I think I'll be able to skip; some things are so shameful and ugly we should avert our eyes.
   But that debacle is for later. Now we have Jason versus Freddy. Everyone who goes will be like me, forking over for the ticket while knowing that the very idea is ludicrous, a setup job only a studio accountant could love (and probably only then by looking ahead to the foreign grosses), and yet...
   Maybe it'll be good.
   Even if it's not, remember what Vern Tessio said in Stand by Me about a Superman—Mighty Mouse confrontation:
   No matter who wins, it'll be a good fight.

Ghoul

Yeah, the fight is good (the real meat of the movie) = it's so cartooney it's funny = but you have to spend more than an hour to get there, and the hour before the fight is a hit-and-miss affair: watchable, but nothing all too special.

But you know you'll see it, no matter what I tells ya, and that's OK: I was the 1st in line that Saturday, thinking similar thoughts that King had... and I enjoyed it for what it was.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

iNCUBUs

Quote from: "taurus-jor"O jebote, pa ti si stvarno zagoreo. :shock:
Imaju li u tom tvom Oslobodjenju male oglase?
Zakupis lepo citavu stranu, stavish adresu i napishesh:
HOCHU SISE :!:

'ajde mi lepo da otvorimo žiro račun "za komunjarine sise" da skupimo par soma € pa da komunjara može sebi da ugradi neke silikone pa će da ima sise po ceo dan? :)
Mike Lowery: Hey, isn't it low tide?
Marcus Burnett: Yes, I think it is.
Mike Lowery: Don't you have some relatives that you need to go pick up?

Ghoul

...kao da biti komunjara vec nije po sebi dovoljno perverzno... :shock:

Mada, za druga Commie-ja, dao bih par tuceta $$$ (ali samo ako je za sise) :wink:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Truba

osnovni problem je taj što ponekad zaboravim na kojem sam forumu...
moram se tačno izražavati...

želim gledati mnogo grudi u horor filmovima... :lol:
Najjači forum na kojem se osjećam kao kod kuće i gdje uvijek mogu reći što mislim bez posljedica, mada ipak ne bih trebao mnogo pričati...

iNCUBUs

Quote from: "komunjara"osnovni problem je taj što ponekad zaboravim na kojem sam forumu...
moram se tačno izražavati...

želim gledati mnogo grudi u horor filmovima... :lol:

Ma nema sada vadjenja.
Evo već je uplaćeno 2€ na račun. 2 po 2 pa ćeš uskoro da imaši jedan lep i sočan par 5ica...
Mike Lowery: Hey, isn't it low tide?
Marcus Burnett: Yes, I think it is.
Mike Lowery: Don't you have some relatives that you need to go pick up?

Ghoul

zanimljivo poredjenje u box office uspehu serijala A NIGHTMARE..., FRIDAY THE 13TH + HALLOWEEN mozete naci na
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/vs-horroricons.htm

[jos 1 u nizu dokaza da nema boga, nema pravde, i da komercijalni uspeh nekog filma nema blage veze s njegovim kvalitetom= tj, osim ako ne mislite da je NIGHTMARE 4 bolji od prvog (a da je 7. deo najgori), ili ako niste 'misljenja' da je H20 bolji od Karpenterovog originala...]
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

S.

Hajde da uzmem da je cena (danasnja) 5USA$, znaci da je 70 miliona ljudi videlo Fredija. 70 miliona?!  :shock:

A horor se smatra nekim, tamo sa strane, zanrom? Rade li ljudi, in general, ista osim sto idu u bioskope? ;)

Ghoul

Malo je teze izracunati br. ljudi koji je video film, jer su cene karata razlicite: recimo, imas 6$ za matine (projekcije do 16.30 h) i 9$ za vecernje= 3 prepodnevna gledaoca donesu koliko 2 vecernja, pa ti racunaj...
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

S.

Tja, red velicine sigurno nisam omanula :)

Boban

Iskreno receno, NE VERUJEM da je svaki cetvrti Amerikanac potrcao da pogleda taj bizarni film u prvim danima prikazivanja.
Jednostavno to nema ni logike ni smisla.
Mozda u ukupnu zaradu idu jos neki faktori (tipa reklame ispred projekcija)?
Put ćemo naći ili ćemo ga napraviti.

Ghoul

Quote from: "Boban"Mozda u ukupnu zaradu idu jos neki faktori (tipa reklame ispred projekcija)?

Ma jok bre, sve je to namlaceno od tinejdzera koji vole ovakve filmove, a neki idu i po nekoliko puta da ga gledaju... Pare od reklama ispred filma idu bioskopu/prikazivacu, a ne producentu/proizvodjacu.

I meni je tesko da poverujem, ali brojke su brojke...

This just in:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - "Freddy Vs. Jason," the clash of the horror titans, led the North American box office for the second consecutive weekend, while three new wide releases barely made a ripple and overall ticket sales plummeted in the dying days of summer.

According to studio estimates issued on Sunday, "Freddy vs. Jason" sold $13.5 million in tickets for the three days beginning Aug. 22, a 63 percent slide in sales. Nonetheless, it becomes the first film to rule for two weekends in a row since "X2: X-Men United" in early May.

The film, whose 10-day total raced to $61.5 million, was released by New Line Cinema, a unit of AOL Time Warner Inc
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Milosh

Dve godine posle suocavamo se i sa prvim posledicama ovog filma, mislim na ovo VS. iz naslova...

Prvo smo dobili obracun dva CGI gmizavca u filmu: BOA VS. PYTHON (dostupno na divxu, samo da znate!)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412523/combined



Onda je neko resio da uradi rip-off postera za FREDDY VS. JASON i proda to kao: VAMPIRES VS. ZOMBIES (i to izgleda, bez previse kako zombija tako i vampira, ali i bez smisla, budzeta i svega ostalog)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408309/combined



I kao vrhunac svega, internetom se provlacila ideja o sparivanju dva ultimativna zlikovca u jednom filmu: DRACULA VS. HITLER! Ali izgleda da od ovoga ipak nece biti nicega tj. da je ta vest bila lazna, mada, ko zna, uz odgovarajuci budzet i kasting mislim da bi mogao da prodje kao guilty pleasure...

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=a1a82d8a0585636ce17dd8fbfd635fd5&threadid=91213

I tako...

:evil:
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Jake Chambers

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