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Mixitron M. Storm

U, big dil. Da vi'š kakave kompote čuvamo na faksu  :evil:

Kastor

Kako nije big deal?
Zakkov praseći fetiš se ekstremizuje.   :lol:
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Tex Murphy

Samo se vi zezajte... Meni je ovo baš tužno  :(
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Kastor

Mislim da Tvorac više ne prima žalbe. Na pauzi je.
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Mixitron M. Storm

Sto se dogodi kad Kineskinja zapjeva turbofolk?
BANJA Luka ima najoriginalniju pjevačicu turbofolka - mladu Kineskinju Chi Xsiao Yin, koja neobičnim spojem narodnjačke glazbe i egzotičnog istočnjačkog izgleda privlači mnoge znatiželjnike u tamošnje klubove i kavane, a trenutno traži menadžera kako bi joj novostečena popularnost počela donositi i zaradu.
Dvadesetogodišnja Chi Xsiao Yin izazvala je veliku pažnju u Banja Luci, jer je vjerojatno jedina Kineskinja na svijetu koja pjeva narodnjake, i to vrlo dobro, barem tako kažu oni koji su prisustvovali njenim nastupima. Iako je u početku imala problema s izgovorom srpskog jezika, pogotovo sa slovom "r", uporna vježba urodila je plodom, pa mnogi koji je slušaju u početku i ne primjećuju da se radi o djevojci iz Kine, piše srpski Blic.

Dolaskom u Banja Luku shvatila je kako joj turbofolk leži puno bolje od kineskih pjesama, a u stvaranju zaista neobične karijere velika su joj podrška obitelj i prijatelji. "Prijatelji iz Kine znaju da sam ovdje legenda, ali mi stalno govore da ne pjevam besplatno. Zasad je ljudima zanimljivo to što sam Kineskinja, ali vidjet ćemo kako će se stvari razvijati", kaže Chi Xsiao Yin za Blic.

Iz Kine je došla prije pet godina, a trenutno radi u prodavaonici koja je u vlasništvu njenih roditelja. "Roditelji nemaju ništa protiv mog pjevanja, ali činjenica je da su troškovi veći od zarade. U Banja Luci mi je super, navikla sam na domaću hranu, a obožavam čvarke, kajmak i sarmu", kaže kineska pjevačica.

U njenom repertoaru nalaze se pjesme svih vodećih turbofolk pjevačica, od kojih joj je Ceca najdraža. Najveća srpska zvijezda izjavila je kako je oduševljena što jedna Kineskinja pjeva njezine pjesme, a posebno joj je drago bilo kad je Chi za nastup na HTV-u odabrala upravo njenu pjesmu "Grome moj". Inače, u repertoaru najneobičnije turbofolk pjevačice nalaze se i pjesme Nine Badrić, koja joj je ujedno i najdraži hrvatski izvođač.

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Boban

Ovo prase je očigledna i loša fotomontaža. Kada se zagledate vidite da su mu uši na drugom kraju, a ove dve njuške su docrtane  na mestu gde su mu na originalnoj fotografiji bile zadnje noge.
Put ćemo naći ili ćemo ga napraviti.

krema

Pa Mixi, brate, gdje to iskopa? Ja u Banjaluci zivim, nerijetko idem u kafane, a nikada nisam cuo za neku kineskinju koja pjeva narodnjake. I jos da je legenda... :?

Tex Murphy

Upravo sam i ja htio isto da pitam. Doduše, nije da sam neki kafanski tip, ali mislim da bih čuo za neku turbo-folk Kineskinju.
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Meho Krljic

Ja sam video tekst o njoj u Blicu pre neki dan. I, moram da protestujem protiv učestalog pogrešnog korišćenja termina turbofolk koji građani i novinari izgleda kače uz svaku novokomponovanu pesmu koju smatraju 'kičastom'. Nemojmo tako, budimo ljudi iako smo Srbi.


" Ivan... Čovek koji je, uprkos falsifikovanju istorije od strane moronskih kritičara i još moronskije publike izmislio turbo-folk, kombinujući, posle svoje karijere sa FHBom, proste house matrice sa harmonikom i simuliranim trilerskim pevanjem. Uostalom, poklič 'tehno, tehno, tehno folk' pripada baš njemu. Ivan je svojim prvim albumom ('200 na sat', čiju je naslovnu pesmu Đus obradio) spojio dve površno shvaćene pop-struje u jednu čija je suštinska ispraznost ipak, makar metodom šokiranja, sadržala određenu kulturološku zanimljivost i nekakav trash drajv. Pored W-Iceovog 'tehno folk remiks' projekta, prvi Ivanov album sažima estetiku devedesetih u Srbiji na najsavršeniji način."

http://cvecezla.mojblog.co.yu/permalink.aspx?id=79876

Tex Murphy

Tog Ivana i njemu sličnih ne bi ni bilo da nije jedne od najvećih grupa na prostorima bivše Jugoslavije, a to je Nervozni poštar.
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Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: "Harvester"Tog Ivana i njemu sličnih ne bi ni bilo da nije jedne od najvećih grupa na prostorima bivše Jugoslavije, a to je Nervozni poštar.

Mada se ni zasluga Bijelog dugmeta ne sme zanemariti.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Meho Krljic

Interesatna teorija, ali mislim netačna. Nervozni Poštar je nasleđe električne gitare i pripadajućeg mentaliteta izmešao sa harmonikom. Ivan, W-Ice, te Đogani klan kasnije su izmešali nasleđe semplera i ritam mašine sa harmonikom. Nije da tu nema preklapanja i sličnosti ali ova tvrdnja mi je kao da si rekao da Public Enemy ne bi postojali da nije bilo Nila Janga...

Mixitron M. Storm

bobane, ono može a ne mora da bude fotomontaža. Crasiest shit I've seen...

Ghoul

za djejka:

Raunchy Radcliffe Pictures Upset Parents


Naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe to promote a new play are causing controversy among fans of the Harry Potter movies. The young star peels off his top halfand cuddles up with a topless co-star in the promotional snaps for his London West End run in Equus. The pictures have already become popular among young female fans of the 17-year-old - most famous for his role in the boy wizard franchise. But parents are up in arms and are bombarding Harry Potter fansites with emails. One reads, "We as parents feel Daniel should not appear nude. Our nine-year-old son looks up to him as a role model. We are very disappointed and will avoid the future movies he makes." Radcliffe's spokesperson Vanessa Davies tells British newspaper the Daily Mail, "Daniel does not want to step away from Harry Potter but he does want to show he is a rounded actor capable of very different roles. He has tremendous support from Harry Potter fans." The play, written by Anthony Shaffer, opens in London on February 27.

:x  :x  :x
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

Nisu napisali da li je co-star muško ili žeMsko.
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Ghoul

Quote from: "Harvester"Nisu napisali da li je co-star muško ili žeMsko.

strogo gledano, nisu rekli ni da li je u pitanju ljucko biće, budući da EQUUS govori o momku koji ima abnormalnu sklonost ka KONJIMA.
pored ostalog, voli da ih jaše dok je SKROZ GO.

filmska verzija bi se posebno dopala harvesteru budući da sadrži neke od najdužih i najexplicitnijih scena muške frontalne golotinje u non-xxx cinema, i to od natprosečno obdarenog petera firtha.  :wink:  :!:

sad, nešto sumnjam da će redklif da ide baš tako daleko u svojoj performansi...
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Milosh

Quote from: "Ghoul"filmska verzija bi se posebno dopala harvesteru budući da sadrži neke od najdužih i najexplicitnijih scena muške frontalne golotinje u non-xxx cinema

U međuvremenu, tu je Shortbus da Harviju drži pažnju...

:wink:  :evil:  :!:
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

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Tex Murphy

Da, ja moram da zahvalim Milošu što mi je narezao Shortbus, mada bi bilo lijepo i da se sjetio onog gej slešera, kako li se zvaše.
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Kastor

"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Ghoul

a mogao bi da gleda i III sezonu američke propagandne serije '24', u kojoj jednu od uloga igra monstruozni plod iz veze između elija rota i leonarda nimoja:

https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

Quote from: "Kastor"Hostel?  :evil:

Na ove sitne provokacije uopšte neću ni da odgovaram, ja sam ipak čovjek koji je vidio Bajagu.
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Ghoul

Quote from: "Harvester"
Quote from: "Kastor"Hostel?  :evil:

Na ove sitne provokacije uopšte neću ni da odgovaram, ja sam ipak čovjek koji je vidio Bajagu.

golog? :shock:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

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Kastor

Gledao ga je kako žvaće Big mac i svidelo mu se kako to zvuči u njegovoj glavi.  :!:
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Kastor

BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) -- Two men pleaded not guilty Thursday to charges they created panic by placing "bomblike" electronic light boards displaying a cartoon character with an upraised middle finger throughout Boston.



Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomblike" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city.

Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens were released on $2,500 bail, said Mike Rich, their attorney. The next pre-trial hearing is scheduled for March 7.

In a news conference, Rich told reporters he had advised his clients not to discuss the incident. Stevens and Berdovsky took the podium and said they were taking questions only about haircuts in the 1970s.

When a reporter accused them of not taking the situation seriously, Stevens responded, "We're taking it very seriously." Asked another question about the case, Stevens reiterated they were answering questions only about hair and accused the reporter of not taking him and Berdovsky seriously.

Reporters did not relent and as they continued, Berdovsky disregarded their queries, saying, "That's not a hair question. I'm sorry."  xrofl



On Wednesday, Boston authorities shut down bridges and a stretch of the Charles River. The scares sparked criticism of Turner Broadcasting System Inc., the parent company of CNN, because the cartoon "moon men" were part of a so-called guerrilla marketing campaign to promote the late-night Adult Swim cartoon "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." (Watch how the scare unfolded )

The moon men, or "Mooninites" as they're known to the show's faithful, are delinquent outer-space men who make frequent appearances on the program. Photographs of the devices show several tiny light bulbs protruding from a circuit board that houses wiring and at least four batteries.

Berdovsky, 27, a freelance video artist from Arlington, Massachusetts, and Stevens, 28, face charges of placing a hoax device in a way that results in panic, as well as one count of disorderly conduct, said Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley. The hoax charge is a felony, she said.

According to his Web site, Berdovsky is a graduate of the Massachusetts College of Art who goes by the nickname "Zebbler." Berdovsky has a green card and is seeking asylum in the United States, Rich said.

A Web site, www.zebbler.com, features a video of people assembling the LED moon men and driving around Boston installing them on buildings and other structures. Turner Broadcasting has said a third-party New York advertising firm, Interference Inc., conducted the campaign, and the Web video's introduction states, "The Interference Information Network takes on the ATHF," referring to "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."

Twenty-two-year-old Todd Venderlin, a design student at the Parsons School of Design in New York City, saw one of the devices two weeks ago as he left a lounge in south Boston, according to The Boston Globe. He said he was stunned when he saw bomb squads removing them.

Devices in place for weeks
Turner said the devices have been in place for two or three weeks in Boston; New York City; Los Angeles, California; Chicago, Illinois; Atlanta, Georgia; Seattle, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Austin, Texas; San Francisco, California; and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Kastor

Svi pričaju o Rokiju (Danas, 09.02.2007.)

Žitište - Postigli smo to što smo želeli - kada se spomene Žitište svi pomisle na Rokija, a ne više na poplave i svinjsku kugu, objašnjava mladi snimatelj žitištanske opštine Bojan Marčeta, inicijator da se u ovom mestu blizu Zrenjanina podigne spomenik italijanskom bokseru.

Marčeta objašnjava da je Roki Balboa, koga je upečatljivo u istoimenim filmovima tumačio Silvester Stalone, metafora onoga kako se živi u Žitištu.
- Mi smo jedna od retkih nerazvijenih opština u Vojvodini, a poslednjih godina poznati smo po poplavama u Međi i svinjskoj kugi. Smatrali smo, mi mlađi, da treba uraditi nešto kako bi se imidž popravio. Pošto život Rokija simbolizuje težak put sa dna društvene lestvice do uspeha, a Žitište vidimo u tom položaju, nadamo se da ćemo od sada pa nadalje popraviti sliku o našem mestu i opštini - kaže on.

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Uspostavljen je kontakt sa vlastima u američkom gradu Filadelfija, gde se nalazi spomenik poznatom bokseru. Pregovara se sa vajarskim studiom koji je istovetan spomenik izradio u ovom gradu, potvrđuje Zoran Babić, zamenik predsednika opštine.

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"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

Meho Krljic

Jebote, kakav bulšit. Da nisam nikada u životu igrao videoigre pa i da im poverujem da je ovo nešto do jaja:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070219/ts_alt_afp/usscienceitvirtual

Traumatized US soldiers being treated in 'virtual Iraq' by Rob Woollard
Mon Feb 19, 9:34 AM ET



SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) - Traumatized US soldiers are being treated for post-war psychological disorders by going out on patrol in a computer-generated "virtual        Iraq," experts told a conference.


Skip Rizzo, a psychologist at the University of Southern California, has helped create a program that simulates life in the war zone for Iraq veterans suffering from conditions such as post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

The ground-breaking treatment allows soldiers to experience the sights, sounds and even the smells of a war-zone, courtesy of wrap-around goggles linked to a startlingly realistic virtual world.

The idea is to re-introduce veterans to the experiences that have inflicted mental scars until gradually they are no longer haunted by the memories, a long-established therapeutic technique known as "exposure therapy."

"What we do is put somebody in a virtual Iraq but at a level where initially there will be minimal anxiety," Rizzo said at the American Association for the Advancement of Science's annual meeting.

"Say for example their trauma event was being blown up in a Humvee -- we might start them off just standing in the desert next to a Humvee.

"Gradually we would put them in the Humvee and have them start driving down a desert road. Eventually over the course of the therapy you introduce elements that increase the realism -- bombs going off, things blowing up.

"It's a gradual exposure to a realistic environment which you can't really do just through imagination."

Soldiers undergoing the treatment can be placed in a variety of situations -- either as the passenger, driver or gunner in an armored vehicle or as a soldier on a foot patrol walking through an Iraqi city.

"You could be walking down one street and a child will come up to greet you, you could be walking down another street and a car explodes," Rizzo said.

The virtual Iraq experience is designed to be completely immersive.

Fake aromas -- including gunpowder, burning smoke, diesel fuel, body odors, exotic spices and roast mutton -- are wafted under the patient's nose.

The boom of bombs is simulated by giant speakers placed under the patient's chair. "If you've ever stopped at a set of traffic lights and a kid has pulled up next to you playing rap music and you can feel your car shaking -- it's the same principle," Rizzo said.

The realism of the graphics has impressed patients, Rizzo said. "We've have had people ask us in certain situations 'Is that real or is that video?'," Rizzo said.

So far the 'Virtual Iraq' has been used in clinical trials at 10 locations across the United States, although only four soldiers have completed a course of the treatment.

One of the first successful patients was a 21-year-old female treated for PTSD. "She was a support staff person that had frequent exposure to suicide bombing sites and areas where there was significant human carnage," Rizzo said.

"I'm very conscious about making any grand claims about this treatment yet because there is such a small group of patients. But the early results have been encouraging," Rizzo said.

Kastor

Kenjatori.
Efektnije bi bilo uputiti ih na ovaj link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
:lol:
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

mac

Nije to nikakav bulšit, tom tehnikom možeš da lečiš ljude od bilo kakvih fobija. Video sam emisiju gde se žena panično bojala ptičjeg perja (ima i razlog, neka trauma iz detinjstva). Lečili su je upravo tako, postepenim izlaganjem. Na kraju je bila u stanju da drži pero u ruci, što bi joj bilo nezamislivo par meseci ranije.

Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...

Meho Krljic

Ma ne sporim terapiju postepenog izlaganja nego sporim tu bulšit ideju da su virtuelna okruženja, kao, toliko uverljiva da mogu da se koriste na ovaj način. Takvo novinarsko laprdanje samo će onoj budali od Džeka Tompsona dati više materijala za njegovu videogamephobiu...

Kastor

Pa da, o ovoj rečenici govorimo:

Quote"We've have had people ask us in certain situations 'Is that real or is that video?'," Rizzo said.
"if you're out there murdering people, on some level, you must want to be Christian."

mac

Pretpostavljam da svest "zna" da nije u pitanju realna situacija, ali je podsvest doživljava kao realnu, tako da je i emocionalni odgovor isti kao da je u pitanju realna situacija. Isto se dešava kad gledamo dobar film, ili čitamo knjigu. Na momenat se uživimo u fabulu radnje i prosto nam ne dolazi do svesti da to nije stvarno (samo na momenat). Naravno svest mora malo da sarađuje. Ništa nećeš postići ako stalno sebi ponavljaš "ovo nije stvarno, ovo nije stvarno".

U izvesnom smislu nije ni bitno šta se dešava u svesti. Cilj je da ispravimo emocionalni odgovor čiji se uzrok nalazi u podsvesti.

Meho Krljic

Ma, dobro, ali naprosto, virtuene simulacije su još uvek na tako niskom nivou mimetičke uverljivosti da je ovaj članak naprosto smešan.

Tex Murphy

QuoteTakvo novinarsko laprdanje samo će onoj budali od D**** T******* dati više materijala za njegovu videogamephobiu...

Cenzurisao sam nepristojne riječi u ovoj Mehinoj rečenici.
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Meho Krljic

Heheh, čekao sam da se pojaviš sa nekakvim ovakvim komentarom :lol:

Tex Murphy

Deeem, am pridiktibl.
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Milosh

Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...

bulšit
"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

zakk

Quote from: "Milosh"
Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...

bulšit
sad ćeš da kažeš i da sodijum pentatol nije droga istine?  :?
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Tex Murphy

Quote from: "Milosh"
Quote from: "mac"Naravno tom tehnikom možeš i da navikneš nekog na nasilje, ili da mu promeniš moralni kod. Vrlo nezgodna tehnologija...

bulšit

Zamisliti to izgovoreno glasom profesora Lilomana (sp?) iz Bruksovog filma High Anxiety.
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zakk

QuotePriest jailed for exorcism death
Daniel Petru Corgeanu
Romania was stunned by news of the exorcism ritual (Pic: Pro Image)
A Romanian priest has been jailed for 14 years for conducting an exorcism that led to the death of a nun who he believed was possessed by devils.

Irina Cornici, 23, died after being starved and chained to a cross at a secluded convent in the north-east.

The ritual in 2005 was led by Daniel Petru Corogeanu, 31, the priest at the Holy Trinity convent in Tanacu village.

He and four nuns were convicted of manslaughter. The nuns got jail terms ranging from five to eight years.

Nicoleta Arcalianu got eight years, while Adina Cepraga, Elena Otel and Simona Bardana were given five-year sentences.

All the defendants plan to appeal against the verdict in a case which has shocked Romania.

The Orthodox Church, which described the Tanacu incident as "abominable", has promised reforms, including psychological tests for those seeking to enter monasteries.

It banned Corogeanu from the priesthood and excommunicated the four nuns.

In 1999, when the Vatican issued its first new guidelines since 1614 for driving out devils, it urged priests to take modern psychiatry into account in deciding who should be exorcised.

After hearing the sentence, Corogeanu said: "We will appeal and hope that it will succeed. We didn't expect this sentence, but this is the judge's decision. We will pray to God for help."

Dozens of Corogeanu's supporters packed the courtroom and several burst into tears when the verdict was announced, AP news agency reported.
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=3795
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6376211.stm
Quote from: "Warren"BUT HE HAD TEH CRAZY GOD BEARD OV DETH

How did no-one see this coming? HOW DID NO-ONE SEE THE FUTURE IN HIS BEARD?
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Ghoul

Majkl Džekson razmišlja da prihvati islam
petak, 23. februar 2007.

 


Kako izveštava arapsko-izraelski magazin Panorama kralj popa Majkl Džekson objavio je da prelazi u islam.

Magazin Panorama je ovu informaciju dobio od izvora u Bahreinu, gde je Džekson kupio nekretnine i gde planira da se nastani.

Takođe, navedeno je još da Džekson planira da preseli sve što poseduje, uključujući i njegov studio iz SAD u Bahrein kako bi izbegao proganjanje medija.

Govoreći za dnevni list Muslim News, njegov brat Džermejn Džekson, koji je i sam prešao u islam 1989, rekao je da je vrlo verovatno da će Majkl prihvatiti islam.

Majkl Džekson boravi u Bahreinu od juna 2005. kada je posle četvoromesečnog suđenja, oslobođen optužbi za zlostavljanje dece.


čujem da su u tim musli zemljama blagonakloniji prema tucanju maloletnih dečaka... makes sense!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

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Ti si iz Bolivije? Gde je heroin i zašto ste ubili Če Gevaru?

Meho Krljic

Svetlost islama mnoge je sa krivog puta izvela na pravi. Nadajmo se i molimo i za Džeka-Veka.

Mixitron M. Storm

Ej bre, ovo baš i nisu sveže vesti...

otaku

Ne znam iz kojih je ovo dnevnih novina, drug mi poslao mejlom. Privukla me cinjenica da je akter zaposleni u RTS-u i reakcija jednog od spasilaca, kao i to sto su citirali pesmu.  sumanuto

IZ DNEVNIH NOVINA

Zbog Marine
u mutnu reku


V.P., 26. februar 2007


VLADIMIR Lončar(31), montažer u RTS, u nedelju, nešto pre ponoći, pokušao je da montira svoje poslednje trenutke u drami koja se uživo odigravala na Brankovom mostu i ledenoj Savi - skočio je u reku s namerom da se ubije. Iz vode ga je u poslednji čas izvukla ekipa "Slomljenog srca" čija je "specijalnost" u poslednjih deset godina upravo spasavanje samoubica.

- Brzo smo čamcem stigli do Vladimira i pružili mu veslo, da se izvuče, a on je uporno dozivao neku Marinu - kaže nam Ilija Stojadinović, veteran u ovoj, neobičnoj spasilačkoj ekipi.- Maltene smo ga silom izvukli.

- Nagutao se prljave vode, ali ga to ga nije sprečilo da trabunja kako smo mu spasili samo telo, a da mu srce ostaje "slomljeno i mrtvo" zbog te devojke - govori Miloje Zakić, drugi spasilac.- Samo što ga sam nisam ponovo bacio u Savu!
Lončara smo pronašli utučenog u stanu u Bulevaru Arsenija Čarnojevića, na Novom Beogradu. Koliko smo shvatili, i ljubav njegovog života stanuje u blizini, mlada je, zubarka je, "avion" je mali stepen poređenja u opisu njene - božanstvene lepote.

- Samo nemojte da mi popujete da sam moron, pajser, Šaban, bolid, da ima još ne znam koliko milijardi žena na ovom svetu i slične balade o zabludama ljudi - rekao nam je Vladimir.- Nema, pa neću moći ni da upoznam devojku kao što je Marina. Šta sam rekao, devojka? Nije ona samo devojka, ona je san, a da takva postoji nisam mogao ni da sanjam.
Na kraju, uz molbu da ga ostavimo samog, Lončar je, više za sebe, zaključio:
- Možda sam osuđen na život da bih duže patio za Marinom. Pa, dobro, neću se ubiti.


MESEC U OKU

JAKA košava oduvala bi oproštajno pismo namenjeno Marini, da ga Vladimir nije poklopio kamenom. Posle spasavanja nas je zamolio da nađemo to što je napisao i bacimo u reku. To je bila pesma, a ne pismo i - nismo je bacili. Evo dela pesme:

"Idem po mostu, nešto me tera,
u mutnoj reci mesec se kupa,
daleka svetla tvog solitera,
i nikad više naša klupa.
Meseče, beži iz moga oka,
zbog svetlih suza ne vidim zvezde,
malo mi treba do tamnog skoka,
odsjaje tvoje talasi gnezde.
Velika reko, daj i ti skreni,
promaši ušće, izgubi more,
neka i tebi bude kao i meni,
bar ove noći i ove zore."
Proooobaj da u glavi budes sam

Mixitron M. Storm

Da je dosledno ispoštovao svoj uzor (a njemu slava), nišanio bi beton, ne Savu. Takve se zaista ne isplati vaditi iz reke.

lilit

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room, court told

A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a  Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.
Thomas Aloysius McCarney with an address in south Galway was charged with cruelty to animals, lewd and obscene behaviour, and with being a danger to himself when he appeared before the court on Friday. He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
Solicitor for the accused Ms Sharon Fitzhenry said that her client had been through a difficult time lately and that his wife had left him and that his life had become increasingly lonely.
"Mr McCarney has been attending counselling at which he was told that he would be advised to get out and meet people and do interesting things. It was this advice that saw him book into the city centre hotel with a donkey," she said. She added that Mr McCarney also suffered from a fixation with the Shrek movies and could constantly be heard at work talking to himself saying things like "Isn't that right, Donkey?"
Supt John McBrearty told the court that Mr McCarney who had signed in as " Mr Shrek" had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was "young and hadn't great English."
Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of "super rabbit" which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.
McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed. He was removed to Mill St station after which it is said he was the subject of much mirth among the lads next door in The Galway Arms.
He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837. Other charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

http://www.galwayfirst.ie/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=114&Item
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Meho Krljic

Aaaaaaaaaa :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Ovo zvuči kao teška zajebancija...

Mislim već prva rečenica je kao iz nekog vica

QuoteA man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised "to get out and meet people," the local court heard last week.

I ovo

QuoteHe was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.

:D  :D  :D  :D  :D

lilit

ama i meni tako zvuci, ali sam ipak umrla od smeha.
:lol:
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Meho Krljic

Ne znam koliko je ovo sad strange i weird ali je meni bilo slatko. Naime, ima u Kanadi jedan autor elektronske muzike (odsek IDM, pododsek drill'n'bass), koji se zove Aaron Funk, a koji najčešće objavljuje pod imenom Venetian Snares. Čovek izuzetno puno objavljuje (po tri albuma godišnje, plus bezbroj EPjeva) i vrlo se visoko kotira u ovoj oblasti muzike, sasvim uz likove poput Doormousea, Squarepushera, Jasona Forresta, pa čak i samog Richarda Jamesa (najpoznatijeg kao Aphex TWin) ili Autechre. Dakle, nije u pitanju nikakav two-bit sobni autor već cenjeni i popularni autor savremene elektronske muzike. Ovde sam piskarao nešto o njemu ako ikog zanima: http://cvecezla.mojblog.co.yu/permalink.aspx?id=40198

...čisto da se vidi da nije u pitanju neki mali i nepoznat lik :)

Elem, skidoh pre par dana njegov najnoviji album, koji valjda tek izlazi uskoro i preslušavajući ga jutros otkrijem da se u jednoj pesmi, na samom kraju može čuti sempl našeg još uvek aktuelnog ministra spoljnih poslova, Vuka Draškovića, koji na karakterističnom engleskom jeziku izjavljuje: "Maj kantri, Serbija, luks klouz tu Hirošima".

Funk i inače koristi smešne i bizarne semplove izvađene iz konteksta, ali je sjajno da je baš ovako cenjen autor spoznao i iskoristio ultimativni pop-treš potencijal Vukov. Mislim, da je neki domaćiner to uradio, bilo bi slatko, ali ovo je čovek koji ne zna ništa ili zna vrlo malo o ovdašnjoj političkoj sceni.

Bio sam nevaljao pa sam i aploudivao ovu pesmu, za one koji hoće i sami da čuju. Nekih 8 MB:

http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/467122/08_c8_diversity.mp3

Endžoj. :)