strange but... WEIRD

[Tex Murphy]

Pa, pazi, mogao bi da bude kvalifikovan kao nešto u suprotnosti sa hrišćanskim moralom ili nešto slično, ne bi me to preterano začudilo, analni seks, na primer (kvalifikovan kao sodomija) je još uvek ilegalan u nekim američkim državama.

Znam, ali me je ludo zabavljala pomisao na to da se taj zakon navede eksplicitno  

I, da to 'uznemiravanje' je prilično važan detalj. Da je sprečio čistačice da uđu u sobu, možda ovo ne bi bio prekršaj?

Da, to uznemiravanje i meni nije baš najjasnije. Pretpostavljam da se podrazumijeva da je čistačica prijavila seksualno uznemiravanje bicikla. Ali onda, ako bi se zakon strogo poštovao, valjda bi bicikl trebalo lično da podigne tužbu protiv njega da bi stvar prošla u sudu?

[Meho Krljic]

Ne mora da nužno bude tako, recimo ti bi mogao da prijaviš seksualno uznemiravanje deteta, imigranta koji ne zna jezik ili životinje i mislim da bi imao legitiman sudski case. No, kako već rekoh, mislim da nije bicikl ovde uznemiren, već čistačice.

[Mixitron M. Storm]

I treba da ga osude! Ja volim svoj bicikl, al' od mene dobija najviše podmazivanje lagera grafitnom mašću.

[Tex Murphy]

Hm, okej, ali ovo mi onda ne liči na slučaj koji bi mogao da prođe na sudu. Mislim, u pitanju je "seksualno uznemiravanje", ali on je ipak obavljao radnju u svojoj sobi i nije nikog prisiljavao ni na šta. Čistačica je sama ušla u sobu.

S druge strane, ona je bila na svom radnom mjestu, tako da nije baš trivijalno.

Doduše, to simuliranje seksualnog odnosa sa predmetima je često npr. na rok koncertima (najčešće je žrtva mikrofon, ali kažu npr. da je Keith Emerson u tom smislu volio svoj klavir), tako da je pitanje da li bi sad neko iz publike mogao da tuži npr. nekog pjevača zbog seksualnog uznemiravanja.

[Meho Krljic]

Ja nisam simulirao već sam imao pun i zadovoljavajući seksualni odnos sa mnogim predmetima. Ne smem da tvrdim da je tu bilo i ljubavi, ali ko u nju danas još veruje?

No, sve u svemu, mislim da je upravo u pitanju činjenica da je naš nesrećni momak 'dopustio' da čistačice uđu u sobu (tj. nije se dobro obezbedio) pa se može tumačiti i da je namerno sve inscenirao da ga uhvate na delu ne bi li iz toga dobio (svima nam, uostalom drago) egzibicionističko zadovoljstvo. A to je sasvim čist slučaj seksualnog uznemiravanja. Kažu da je Vuk Obradović vadio svoj penis i njime udarao po stolu u prisustvu ženskih saradnika što je manje maštovito od vođenja ljuavi sa biciklom a jednako se uklapa u pojam seksualnog uznemiravanja.

[Tex Murphy]

da je naš nesrećni momak 'dopustio' da čistačice uđu u sobu (tj. nije se dobro obezbedio) pa se može tumačiti i da je namerno sve inscenirao da ga uhvate na delu ne bi li iz toga dobio (svima nam, uostalom drago) egzibicionističko zadovoljstvo.

Hehe, da, to stoji. Vodi ljubav sa biciklom, a ne zaključa vrata  

[Usul]

Kakav sajt http://www.godtube.com/

[lilit]

Umesto da mama neopazeno "offuje" wireless router i tako ukine konekciju, ona krenula da vadi adapter u zaru igre...Da i sama nisam majka, rekla bih da razumem decka u potpunosti.

"A 'juvenile' lover of Halo 3 has been accused of punching his mother (after she forced him to end his game) and fighting with sheriff's deputies as they tried to restrain him. Further reports that he attacked his mother and police with a 360 controller melee-style attack have yet to be confirmed. And won't be. We made that bit up.

Parents told deputies their son was playing Halo 3, and it was getting late and he needed to shut it off. Hey, we've all been there. But when he refused to turn it off, the parents reportedly took the air card* out of his machine so he couldn't play anymore.

Son then became enraged like a Brute that's lost his armour and went through the house looking for the air card. It was during this moment of him running riot when he punched his mother, and the cops were called. The kid then legged it back to his room (with the air card), locked the door and carried on playing.

Deputies and mum banged on the door but only got a load of abuse hurled back at them. Like when you actually play Halo 3 on Xbox Live.

Eventually he was cuffed and turned over to state juvenile authorities on charges of battery-domestic violence and battery on a law-enforcement officer. Let that be a lesson to you."

[Alexdelarge]

Žena koja ima 200 orgazama na dan!

Mnoge žene bi joj pozavidele, ali ona zapravo ima zdravstveni problem. Sara Karmen, 24-godišnjakinja iz Londona, na dan doživi čak 200 orgazama i zbog toga je očajna.

Ona pati od sindroma trajnog seksualnog uzbudjenja (Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome), poremećaja kod kojeg su mišići polnog organa zbog povećanog dotoka krvi u stalnoj kontrakciji i tako podstiču orgazme.

Saru uzbudjuju najrazličitije vibracije u okolini – vožnja vozom, fen za kosu, pa čak i zvuk aparata za fotokopiranje!

Tokom intervjua britanskom tabloidu "News of the World", ona je doživela čak pet orgazama. Ovaj problem je ometa i u poslu, jer je, s obzirom na to da radi u salonu lepote, svakodnevno izložena vibracijama različitih aparata.

"Neke moje stare mušterije znaju za ovaj problem, ali mi nije nimalo prijatno kad novima treba da objašnjavam zašto stenjem usred tretmana", kaže ova devojka iz Londona.

Od poremećaja PSAS pati od 19. godine. Lekari su joj prepisali antidepresive, ali joj ta terapija nije pomogla, štaviše ona smatra da joj je stanje pogošano, odnosno bila je još uzbudjenija.

"Posle par nedelja uzimanja lekova, postajala sam još ubudjenija i bila sam u stanju neprekidnog orgazma. Moji bivši momci bili su zaprepašćeni koliko puta doživim orgazam. pa čak i posle seksa, ja bih doživela orgazam. Razmišljala sam o tome šta smo radili u krevetu i tako sam doživljavala orgazam. Imala sam u to vreme i po 150 orgazama na dan i svaki dan sam ih imala sve više, čak i 200!", kaže nesretna Sara.

Roditeljima nikada nije otkrila šta joj se dešava, a oni su mislili da je malo nastrana i hiperaktivna.

Ima samo jednu želju: "Tako bih volela da imam normalan život".

(MONDO)

[Ghoul]

Most ridiculous British laws:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
=fin zakon, ali buduci da oni ne nose gace ispod onih suknjica, mogli bi prosto da parafraziraju toroa i kazu: wherever I stand there is my toilet!

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

[DušMan]

Ne znam gde drugde da stavim ovu sliku, a besmisleno je zapocinjati novi topic.
Prilicno cudan bilbord. PR sluzba je u svakom slucaju dobro odradila svoj posao. Jos samo da vidimo za sta je ovo reklama.

[---]

to su nove dnevne novine, ja mislim.

[DušMan]

Novine koje se zovu "Sutra" i imaju penis kao deo svog logoa?

[Ghoul]

pa DANAS vec postoji, a JUCE je glupo kao naziv.

dodjes na trafiku i pitas: imate li DANAS? a oni ti kazu: ne ali imamo SUTRA!

[Kastor]

Gunman used YouTube to predict school massacre

teenage gunman killed his headmistress and seven fellow pupils at a school in southern Finland today, hours after posting a chilling video on the YouTube website predicting the massacre.

Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 18, a pupil at Jokela high school in Tuusula, went on a rampage through classrooms before turning the gun on himself. He shot himself in the head but survived and was in an "extremely critical condition" in hospital last night, a police spokesman said.

The school shooting is thought to be unprecedented in Finland, where violent incidents are rare despite a high rate of gun ownership. In his YouTube postings and videos, Auvinen appeared to have similarities to the authors of some of the United States' worst massacres - including the shootings at Virginia Tech in April.

The video - which has been deleted - shows a still image of a school that appears to be the Jokela school. The photograph fragments to reveal a red-tinted picture of a man pointing a gun at the camera.

On his YouTube profile, posted under the name Sturmgeist89, Auvinen wrote: "I am prepared to fight and die for my cause. I, as a natural selector, will eliminate all who I see unfit, disgraces of human race and failures of natural selection.    "

[Meho Krljic]

Videh jutros da je i on umro od posledica povreda koje je sebi naneo posle masakra. Toliko o natural selectionu...

[Mixitron M. Storm]

Meni je uvek bilo zanimljivo što takve spašavaju.

'okrpite ga, pa da ga besimo...'

[Джон Рейнольдс]

Meni je uvek bilo zanimljivo što takve spašavaju.

'okrpite ga, pa da ga besimo...'

Da, to je zanimljivo moralno pitanje. Razmišljao sam svojevremeno o dobrovoljnim davaocima krvi. Sve je to lepo i humano, okej. Ali onda se nekoliko razbojnika izroka međusobno, pa onda posle doktori kukaju kako krvi nema dovoljno. Meni bi, kao davaocu, značilo da znam kome krv ide i ne bi voleo da se njome spasavaju životi ubica i dripaca koji se rokaju zbog prljavih para. Ali, opet, ja i nisam neki dobročinitelj...

[Alexdelarge]

VEPAR UBICA
Nerast težak 150 kilograma ubio gazdu Slavka Radovanovića (75) i ranio njegovog prvog komšiju Panteliju Šljivića (70)

KRALJEVO - Razjareni vepar ''mešanac'', težak 150 kilograma, usmrtio je svog gazdu Slavka Radovanovića (75) iz pomoravskog sela Miločaja, a potom je ujeo i komšiju Panteliju Šljivića (70). Selom je zavladao strah od razjarene životinje koja je išla sokacima i došla na nekoliko stotina metara od osnovne škole, pa učiteljice nisu dozvolile đacima da posle nastave krenu svojim kućama, sve dok lovac Milomir Šljivić, s četiri kuršuma, nije ustrelio vepra ubicu. Nesrećni Slavko Radovanović iskrvario je na putu do bolnice, a Pantelija je, nakon ukazane pomoći, pušten na kućno lečenje. Stručnjaci utvrđuju da li je vepar bio besan.

Prema priči Slavkove supruge Vere Radovanović (70) i unuka Milana Gojkovića (30), vepar star dve godine oplođavao je komšijske krmače i nikada nije pokazivao znake uznemirenosti. Bio je, kažu, miran i ,,voleo da se igra po dvorištu.''

- Prekjuče izjutra došla je naša komšinica Zdravka Đorđević da oteramo našeg vepra do njene kuće da joj oplodi krmaču. Slavko ga je pustio iz obora i on je počeo da se igra i trči po dvorištu. U jednom trenutku, dok je prolazio pored Slavka, ujeo ga je ispod kolena i krv je počela da lipti. Slavku se brzo slošilo, došao je do dvorišne česme i tu je zanemogao. Odmah sam viknula ćerku Anđu, koja živi do naše kuće, a ona je telefonom pozvala seosku ambulantu. Rekli su joj da zove Hitnu pomoć - ispričala nam je Vera Radovanović.

Prema rečima Vere i Milana, iz obližnje ambulante mogli su brzo da stignu, ,,za nekoliko minuta'', ali pojavili su se kad i kola Hitne pomoći. Slavka su odmah priključili na infuziju i pokušali da zaustave krvarenje, ali je on na putu do kraljevačke bolnice izdahnuo.

Razjarena životinja izašla je iz dvorišta i krenula niz sokak. Zaustavila se u dvorištu komšije Pantelije Šljivića, udaljenom oko 600-700 metara. Prišla je oboru u kojem se nalaze Pantelijine svinje.

- Tada sam i ja došao do obora da nahranim svinje i pokušao da oteram Slavkovog vepra. Udario sam ga lopatom, on se povukao, ali se opet vratio. Unuk Nikola trebalo je da pođe u školu, ali sam mu rekao da ne izlazi dok ne oteram vepra. Još jednom sam ga udario, on je poklekao, a onda se nakostrešio kao vuk i jurnuo ka meni. Nisam ni primetio kada me je ujeo ispod kolena. Osetio sam kako se krv sliva niz nogu. Brzo sam pobegao u kuću - priseća se Pantelija Šljivić.

Selom je zavladala panika, pa je učiteljicama telefonom dojavljeno da ne puštaju decu napolje. Pantelijin rođak i komšija, lovac Milomir Šljivić puškom je ustrelio životinju. Ubrzo su u Miločaj stigli policajci i veterinarska inspekcija. Oni su uzeli uzorak mesa s vepra, kojeg su u blizini Pantelijine kuće već bili zakopali.

RETKI SMRTNI SLUČAJEVI

Dr Zvonko Veselinović, direktor kraljevačke bolnice, izjavio je da je Slavko Radovanović imao teške povrede mekih tkiva i krvnih sudova u predelu buta i da, kad je dovezen, nije davao znake života. On kaže da su povrede od životinja česte, ali da ''još nije zabeležen smrtni slučaj''.
Ispituju
Dr Zoran Debeljak, direktor Specijalističkog veterinarskog instituta u Kraljevu, kaže da se ispituje da li je životinja bila besna, ali napominje da uzroci agresivnog ponašanja ne moraju biti zarazne bolesti.

kurir

[Mixitron M. Storm]

s četiri kuršuma, nije ustrelio vepra ubicu.

Pucao trapom, kanda...

Stručnjaci utvrđuju da li je vepar bio besan.

:X:X:X:X:X

godine oplođavao je komšijske krmače i nikada nije pokazivao znake uznemirenosti.

:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X

uzeli uzorak mesa s vepra, kojeg su u blizini Pantelijine kuće već bili zakopali.

Na mesu traže besnilo?
:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X


česte, ali da ''još nije zabeležen smrtni slučaj''.

:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X

da uzroci agresivnog ponašanja ne moraju biti zarazne bolesti.

:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X

Uh...
Zabole me glava.

[crippled_avenger]

Stephen Cooney is a Teesside driving instructor
   with a difference. He keeps a 12-inch carrot
   in his trousers. Stephen liked to encourage
   his female learner drivers by telling them
   their driving has been so good it has given  
   him an erection. At which point he'd point
   to the carrot in his pants. 51 year-old Mr
   Cooney also kept a selection of photos of his
   penis in his glove compartment. Why? He'd been
   given a digital camera and "was trying
   close-up photography". Of his erect penis.

   Mr Cooney is currently appearing in court on
   indecent assault charges and hoping that the
   jury buys his explanation. However, as the
   prosecutor said, "When you go to a driving
   instructor you may expect he would carry a
   copy of the Highway Code. You would not expect
   a driving instructor to drive around with a
   12-inch carrot down his trousers pretending he
   had an erection..." He may have a point.

[Kastor]

   Cooney also kept a selection of photos of his
   penis in his glove compartment.

To je zgodna odbrana od gospođa koje ga flešuju fotkama dece iz novčanika. On lepo otvori pretinac i počne da lista: "Ovo je moj mali kada je imao 12 godina; na ovoj je nešto matoriji ali pogledajte KOLIKO je srećan; a na ovoj je toliko srećan da je zaplakao..."

[Ghoul]

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
Wed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.

"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.

               

[Tex Murphy]

Ah, vrijeme je za novu porciju...

                 

[Kastor]

Evo jedan   za gornju vest i jedan    unapred za donju, u slučaju da smo je propustili u avguvstovskom izdanju ove serije nebuloza. (ja je se ne sećam.)

Newsweek
Aug. 20-27, 2007
In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission.
According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation." But beyond the irony lies China's true motive: to cut off the influence of the Dalai Lama, Tibet's exiled spiritual and political leader, and to quell the region's Buddhist religious establishment more than 50 years after China invaded the small Himalayan country. By barring any Buddhist monk living outside China from seeking reincarnation, the law effectively gives Chinese authorities the power to choose the next Dalai Lama, whose soul, by tradition, is reborn as a new human to continue the work of relieving suffering.

[DušMan]

Indijski trubo folk sa engleskim "prevodom":
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2viKl3tdU&feature=related

[DušMan]

http://www.fuckforforest.com/



WHAT THE FLOWER IS FUCKFORFOREST.COM?

Fuckforforest.com is an alternative non-profit eco organization. The FFF website is made by sexual open-minded people who care about the environment. It is based on idealistic work and activism. We are using the power and freedom of sexuality to go against the destroying of nature. The website contains all from activist nude photos to sex videos. We also do performances, both on the Internet and in public places.

FFF is more than a sex site. Fuckforforest shows how sexuality can be nice, funny and political. Our goal is to save nature, but it is also important for us to show the beauty of natural sexuality. We believe that through a better relationship to our spiritual and sexual body, we can change the reality around us. So open-minded sexual behavior is a great way for us to achieve our goals, and at the same time have a great life. Not everything that is political or meaningful has to be boring.


WHAT MORE DOES FFF BELIVE IN?
We believe that humanity's bad relationship to sexuality has a lot in common with the destroying of nature. Sexuality is a beautiful part of nature. We want to use this gift to put focus on what is happening to this planet and try to protect it. Our goal is to connect as many open-minded people as possible to create a network of erotic eco lovers. And of course reach people who want to support our project with donations for saving threatened nature.

We think sexuality is wonderful. We also feel you can learn a lot about spirituality and self control trough sexuality. But in our modern world, sex and open sexual behavior is not accepted. Sex is something society think we should keep private.

Sex is still one of our primal needs, as primal as food. Getting forced to hide sexuality is almost the same as getting forced to hide when we are eating. And we believe suppression of this natural instinct can be the cause of many human spiritual disasters. A open view sexuality can give us a more natural philosophy about life and nature, and help us getting balance with nature again

Our philosophy behind combining sex and politics is easy. We do what we feel is right. We have a problem with the double moral standards that many times is surrounding the subject of sexuality. We enjoy life and try to make a change. And do not use sex to provoke. We do what we feel is right for us to do. So it is easy for us to stand behind the project and our actions to make it work. We also see that many people understand our point, and we even manage to change some people's negative view on open sexual behavior. The seed of love is planted!


HOW WE GOT GET THE IDEE FOR FFF?
Why are not people panicking and running screaming to save nature, before it is too late? This is harder to understand.

We were getting more and more frustrated about the world. We got more depressed by the day. We could not sleep anymore. It seems like war and suppression is more important than saving nature. Sexuality and nature is connected. We are basically here because of sex. But open sexuality is often looked down on as something dirty and strange. We felt sexuality was treated like nature, with disrespect. So why not use pure, open-minded sexuality to put focus on this un-natural way of treating this planet?

We also felt that a lot of the established nature organizations make too big compromises, and even work together with the same forces that destroy nature. It is hard for young people to believe in them. It seems like some organizations have become more like an industry than idealistic work. And some organizations even work together with the oil industry or other nature destroying forces. We felt something had to be done.


FIGHTING REALITY with REVOLUTIONARY PORN!
Many times the fuckers who are promoting war are the same fuckers putting down on open-minded sexuality. So sex can also be a strong statement against this.
Free sexuality as we see it, represents a strong antifascist stand. A lot of the people creating war and destruction of nature are also putting down on natural sexual behavior.

It is not only the forest that is an important issue. All nature and life, including the life of humans is in danger of getting wiped out because of humanity's destruction of nature. Our whole planet is built on a sensitive system that is depending on all parts to be able to function. It is like if you remove the heart of a human, it will die. The same if all the forests of this world disappear. Nature is the home of spiritual forces. It is our cathedral and our sacrament. For us nature is holy and we will do everything we have in our power to protect it.

In the end most is about individual feelings, and how you can chose to be a part of the system that destroys our planet, or try to fight back. We believe the last option is the one that makes you happy and in harmony. So we have choosen this way of living. We believe nature has control and that humanity will feel this in not too long. But we want to feel we are not a part of what destroys it. So we keep positive.


WHAT IS THE RESULT?
We have the last year collected over $120.000 to save threatened nature. And this is just the start. Now out of the $15 it cost to become a member, we are using $3 to administrate. This is sever and administrative expenses. The remaining $12 goes to save nature. But we are now working to improve this. We want to take as little as possible for administration. FFF has now about 1000 monthly supporting members.

HOW DOES FFF USE THE COLLECTED MONEY?
We have had certain problems donating the money to different organizations, due to the nature of our project. The Norwegian rainforest foundation said yes to accept donations from FFF at first. Later they turned when FFF got too much media attention. The WWF in both Norway and the Netherlands also refused donations from us. It can be because we are dealing with natural sexuality, but we think this is frightening. They should not let moral come in the way of saving nature. It seems like our idée about helping established organizations was harder that we thought.

So we do it on our own. We are now in contact with smaller organizations that want to help us. FFF is starting own projects! At first in Ecuador, helping the indigenous tribe, the Shuar, with reforestation projects. We also have a project in Costa Rica where we buy land and make protected areas. Untill now we have bought over 55 hectares that is now protected against greedy humans, and this is just the start. We work to help local projects directly. We are facing A LOT more work and effort than we thought we would face when we started FFF. But we will get there. More info about the projects we support at the FFF news section.


HOW DID FFF GET STARTED?
We started FFF in January 2004. When we started, we got founds from the Norwegian government. They knew we were working on an alternative environmental project. Porn is not exactly legal in Norway. But FFF is not really porn ether. Not more than a private video of two lovers is porn. Anyway our first media attention in Norway was; the government is sponsoring environmental porn. This was the first 6 months of the project.


HOW DO PEOPLE REACT?
What amazed us with starting FFF is that you cannot know who will react positive or negative. Many times people we thought was going to be negative had a positive view, and the other way around. We have also been quite shocked about how hard it is to actually give away money and get help from established organization. Some do not even want to give us information that could help us. This is strange. But it only makes us more certain how important it is to show free sexuality, and try to get it more accepted.


HOW DO WE WORK?
Many people are involved with FFF. We are evolving and are getting more stabile people in our group. We get help for filming and photos, some web help and spiritual support. All from friend and lovers.

We are changing on who is filming and photographing. Usually everything is made there and then, with little or no planning. So we try to do the best out of it. The people who are not a part of the action have to film. Sometimes this is planed, but most times not.

Most of the activists on the site are friend we have met different places, in real or on the Internet. Most of our friends have not done any erotic photos or videos before. They do it to have fun with sexuality, for a good cause.

We also get help from people who send us self-made photos or videos. We think more and more people will do this when they see the results and are starting to trust the intention of the project. We will show great results and think this will attract nice people. We have just started and have a lot to do.


IS FFF JUST A BUNCH OF EXHIBITIONISTS?
When we first started FFF we did not consider our-self exhibitionists. We started to do what we do because it felt right. After we started we have learned that sexuality have so many levels, and it is possible to experience quite exiting moments with public sex or if you know somebody is watching. The feeling of sexual freedom is great and it is more about the feeling of being able to be free with your body and spirit, than about exhibitionism.

Freedom is important to us, and this feeling turns us on!
Usually we get turned on when working for FFF with public performance, or just on photos and videos. It is a good mix between fun, self-understanding and sexual pleasure. We think sex is a great way to keep happy and healthy. FFF is about combining fun, pleasure and politics. We will go far for our cause, but only when we find it funny, interesting or exiting.


THE ECO/LOVE TERRRORISTS!
We did a performance to get attention to FFF together with the Norwegian rock band "The Cumshots". The official legal charge after the rock concert fuck performance was "public nudity" and un-descend behavior. We were asked to go to the police and give our statement the day after the performance. The political leader of the small town we did the performance wanted us to go straight to jail. But the police actually told us that the society needs revolutionaries to evolve!

It seems they want to put us in jail for 20 day or pay a fine on 10.000 Norwegian kroner each. We will never pay! Everything with the performance was planed, and we did not care if we would get arrested. This was our way of putting focus on the destruction of nature. We knew it was going to be a big deal in Norway because of our government. We had a priest as political leader. And the town we did the performance is one of the most double moral places in Norway and is called the Bible belt. We have nothing against Christians or believers, just people who are putting down on other people's freedom of life and choice.


OUR MISSION!
Our mission is greater than just the site. A lot is happening in the background and this is just the beginning. We believe sex and love can make this world a better place. To put down on sexuality is to put down on the spirit of nature. We do not want to say too much about the future.

Public display makes sex less taboo and shows people self-irony about sexuality. We feel it is important to show that sex is something you should not fear. It is possible if you take a walk in the forest a nice day that you will come across a couple having sex in nature. It is important that you are prepared then, we are trying to prepare people for this and at the same time create awareness about nature. Sex is nature!


OUR GOALS!
Our biggest goal is to make FFF a permanent project were we do our own projects to protect nature. We think we have a lot of potential and will try to show the word the power of free love, and that it is possible to do more for this planet, in a nice way. FFF is growing each day and we are still confused about the major attention we got at once. This has been working against us somehow and has made the work that is really important to slow down. We will gather power and use this power for what really is important. To stop the destruction of nature, the Great spirit, inside and outside!


We have just got started! We hope you will join us. Become a support member of FFF. Or better yet, become a erotic activist for FFF. Please contact us. Nature needs you!

LOVE, Leona & Tommy – fuckforforest.com

[Tex Murphy]

Hahahahahahahah!!!!  

[Mixitron M. Storm]

Ali i dalje traže 15$ za ulaz.

[DušMan]

Ili to, ili im das svoje slike da ih okace, pa te puste. Izbor je na tebi.

[Ghoul]

EXCUSES, EXCUSES: When a man sauntered up to an undercover police
officer   in Worcester, Mass., working a prostitution detail and offered $40
for   "everything," he was quickly arrested. The man insisted he was a
doctor   "gathering information" on infectious diseases. Sure enough, Dr.
Peter   A. Rice, 65, specializes in infectious diseases and immunology at
the   University of Massachusetts Medical School. Investigators aren't
buying   the excuse and filed soliciting charges. "He's got a rational
  explanation for what he was doing there," said his lawyer, Anthony
  Salerno. It wasn't research, since "Research is a technical medical
  term," but rather "it was information gathering that he would later
use   for research" -- information that "he couldn't get from lab reports
or   periodicals." (Worcester Telegram) ...Obviously he hasn't been
buying   the right magazines.



FAHRENHEIT 451, THE NEXT GENERATION: Michael Chalk, 40, is a teacher in
  Melbourne, Vic., Australia. He was in Cairns, Qld., for an education
  conference when he went to Shenannigans for a drink. There was
dancing,   so Chalk decided to put his book down and join the fun. That's when
a   bouncer escorted him out: other patrons were upset at the book he
was   reading, "The Unknown Terrorist". The book is about a man who is
  mistaken for a terrorist and is persecuted by paranoid people making
  false accusations. "I was wondering whether I'm in a place where
  everyone is in the grip of fear where they see danger everywhere,"
  Chalk said later, "or the sort of place where a vigilante group
might   hunt me down for reading a book." (Cairns Post) ...Yes, and yes.


LIQUID COURAGE: Deborah Thompson, 54, admits she had been drinking from
a   bottle of whiskey and was "being silly" when she decided to stand on
  the railroad tracks in Marysville, Calif., and try to stop an
oncoming   train. "She thought she could move faster than the train," said
police   Sgt. Phil Spadini. She couldn't: the engineer saw her and hit the
  brakes, but Thompson was hit and thrown 20-30 feet. She survived,
but   was flown to a regional hospital in critical condition. (Marysville
  Appeal-Democrat) ...During which flight she had to be stopped from
  trying to stop the chopper blades.

NOT ON THE MENU: Looking for publicity, Serendipity 3, a restaurant in
  New York, N.Y., announced it was offering the world's most expensive
  dessert: a $25,000 Frrrozen Haute Chocolate. Indeed the headlines
  flashed around the world, but that may have reminded the city's
  Department of Health and Mental Hygiene that the restaurant was due
for   another health inspection, since it had failed one previously.
  Inspectors came in, found "rodent and fly infestation and conditions
  conducive to pest infestation, including stagnant water in the
  basement." The inspector found a live mouse, mouse droppings in
  multiple locations, flies and cockroaches. Having failed a second
time,   the restaurant was ordered closed until it could pass. "We will
re-open   as soon as possible," a restaurant spokesman said. "It is
unfortunate   that published reports have exaggerated the situation and may be
  leading to certain misperceptions." (New York Times) ...Huh: that's
  similar to what happened when they started offering the $25,000
  Frrrozen Haute Chocolate.

[crippled_avenger]

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Midget

   Since all democratic opposition has been
   smashed by Putin there seems to be only
   one group prepared to stand up for their
   rights: dwarfs.

   This winter has seen a big dwarf demo outside
   Echo Radio station to protest at a DJ who
   has been comparing dwarfs to mice on-air.

   But at the same time a huge contingent of
   Russian dwarves have played havoc in
   the West, having a go at wrecking a
   Hollywood movie. Hired to play elves in
   laughter vaccuum Fred Clause the dwarfs
   engaged in hard-drinking and brawling on
   a scale not seen since Oliver Reed died.
   An ice-skating scene resulted in multiple
   sprains and bruises but rather than calming
   these acting legends down, it just made
   them all the more fighty.

   Whats going on? Are the dwarves playing a
   double game? And for who? Was the Moscow
   demo disinformation? They're just the kind
   secret agents or moles Putin would use...

[Meho Krljic]

Nije ni mnogo strange ni mnogo weird ali je... fun!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071211/en_afp/autopreixgerschumacheroffbeat_071211193311

Schumacher may be Germany's fastest taxi driver

Tue Dec 11, 2:33 PM ET



BERLIN (AFP) - Michael Schumacher may well be the fastest taxi driver in Germany after the seven-times world champion shocked a cab driver by taking over the wheel in order to be on time for a flight.



Schumacher, 38, flew into the aerodrome at the Bavarian town of Coburg on Saturday and took a taxi to the village of Gehuelz, 30 kilometres away, to pick up a new puppy - an Australian Shepherd dog called "Ed".

But when the former Formula One ace, plus his wife and two children, caught a taxi back to the airport they were short on time and, after a polite request, cab driver Tuncer Yilmaz watched in wonder as Schumacher took the wheel.

"I found myself in the passenger seat, which was strange enough, but to have "Schumi" behind the wheel of my cab was incredible," Mr Yilmaz told the Muenchner Abendzeitung.

"He drove at full throttle around the corners and over-took in some unbelievable places."

Mr Yilmaz was well rewarded for the unusual journey - on top of the 60 euros (88 US dollars) fare, he was also given a 100 euros (146 US dollars) tip.

Schumacher's spokesperson Sabine Kehm later confirmed the story.

The German track ace, who now lives in Switzerland, retired from Formula One in 2006 after a glittering career and, despite test drives for his old team Ferarri, has insisted there is no chance of a return to racing.

[DušMan]

Ja mu moja kola nikad ne bih dao. I ovako nesto cvrkuce dok ih vozim, a kako bi tek bilo kad bi on preuzeo volan...

[Kastor]

DETROIT (AP) - Words to live by, from a warning label on a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death." That warning was selected Wednesday as the winner of the 11th annual "Wacky Warning Label Contest," sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. The contest is part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warning labels.

Kevin Soave of Farmington Hills, a Detroit suburb, won the $500 grand prize for submitting the tractor's "Danger: Avoid Death" label.

The $250 second place was given to Carrianne, Jacob and Robby Turin of Greensburg, Pa., for a label they found on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."

Richard Goodnow of Lancaster, Mass., earned the $100 third-place prize for a label on a baby stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: "Do not put child in bag."

Honorable mention went to Cyndi LaMonde of Traverse City for a label on a letter opener that says: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended."  

[DušMan]

I neka mi neko posle kaze da Bivis i Bathed nisu nastali po stvarnim osobama. Barem Bivis, a Bathed je ionako Butthead.

[Alexdelarge]

Voli da propusti 220 volti kroz sebe
Kada oseti prehladu, glavobolju ili pak dobije želju da nešto napiše, Valjevac Branko Pavlović samo se prikači na električnu struju, a ni ujed poskoka mu ne može ništa


Valjevo – Branko Pavlović (43) iz Valjeva jeste neka vrsta supermena, ali oponašati ga je krajnje opasno. Naime, njegovo veliko zadovoljstvo, ali sve više i potreba jeste da zatvara strujno kolo. Naprosto, priključi se na struju od 220 volti da bi meditirao, odagnao neraspoloženje, prehladu, glavobolju ili pak pisao.

Dok smo u njegovom stanu, u naselju Oslobodioci Valjeva, proveravali ovu retku i neobičnu sposobnost, strah je bilo nemoguće prikriti. Pošto je skinuo jaknu i izuo čarape, ostavši bos, najpre je u jednoj od utičnica izmerio napon. Instrument je pokazao 236 volti. Odmah potom, na završetku kabla, jednom rukom je uhvatio fazu, dok mu je u drugoj bila sijalica koja je blesnula u punom sjaju. Zbog jačine struje, jedino se plašio da sijalica ne pregori, jer nije imao rezervnu.– Tajnu otpornosti na struju otkrio sam sasvim slučajno, u vreme agresije NATO-a 1999, dok sam popravljao radio-aparat. Zanesen poslom, nisam ni primetio da je sve vreme radio bio pod naponom. Kasnije sam, dosta oprezno, načinio nekoliko ,,bliskih kontakata" sa strujom i shvatio da ne osećam nikakve probleme. Naprotiv, kako je vreme prolazilo, sve više sam u takvim prilikama doživljavao čudan i prijatan osećaj, koji je rečima teško opisati – objašnjava nam Branko.

Inače, od kada je počeo da se ,,priključuje" na struju, ovaj neobični Valjevac nikada nije imao problema sa gripom ili sličnim tegobama. Kada ga zaboli glava, kaže, on se uhvati za struju i bol brzo prođe. Zanimljivo je i to da, kada je pod naponom, ima neodoljivu želju za pisanjem. Objašnjava da to čini mehanički, ali kada kasnije iščitava šta je napisao, vidi da to nije bilo nepovezano. Nada se da će uskoro štampati svoju prvu knjigu ,,pisanu strujom".– Za ,,Politiku" ću reći ono što sam do sada krio od rodbine. U leto pre tri godine, dok sam se kretao kanjonom reke Gradac, ujeo me poskok za nogu. Iskren da budem, veoma sam se uplašio. Čak sam, zbog udaljenosti od grada i bolnice, pomislio da je fatalan ishod neizbežan. Međutim, kada sam, uz sve te crne misli, posle sat vremena pešačenja stigao do zgrade gde stanujem, pogledao sam nogu koja je izgledala kao da me ujeo komarac a ne naša najopasnija otrovnica. Tada sam shvatio da sam, najverovatnije, zahvaljujući otpornosti na struju postao i imun na zmijski otrov – priča Branko, koji skoro konstantno na površini kože ima napon od blizu 90 volti, što je dovoljno da upali osrednju neonsku svetiljku, a što, inače, ne može osetiti bilo ko drugi kada se rukuje sa njim.
Ovu svoju neobičnu osobinu Branko nerado javno prikazuje. Nije tražio ni objašnjenje od stručnjaka. Trenutno je zaokupljen pisanjem knjige, a pre toga radio je kao trgovac, povremeno i kao sezonac.
Budo Novović

[Kastor]

Ah, ta neoubuzdana, kreativna mladež...
iliti
Surfing in Russia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLSHrK9SCrQ

[Ghoul]

JEBOTE BOG!!!!      

Angolan Official Decries Killing of Actors


A top Angolan official has denounced police who killed two actors and injured others while a scripted robbery scene was being shot in a suburb of Luanda, the capital. Interior Minister Roberto Leal Monteiro described the shooting as an "undue use of firearms." In an interview with the BBC's Portuguese Service, the director of the film described the sudden arrival of police at the location site, who immediately began firing at the actors, who were carrying unloaded weapons. "They went on shooting until I shouted out: 'Please don't shoot, this is a movie, '" he said.
   

[Meho Krljic]

Alaha mu, ti Angoljani su nenormalni...

[Mica Milovanovic]

Pa posle šetajte noću maskirani po Beogradu...

[Mica Milovanovic]

Pa posle šetajte noću maskirani po Beogradu...

[Kastor]

Dozens Arrested In Toilet Crackdown


At least 100 people have been arrested in Uganda for not building toilets in their homes, reports say.
Authorities have demanded better hygiene to help stop a cholera epidemic, which has so far killed eight and infected 164.
District administrator Norbert Turyahikayo said: "We cannot watch as people die (of cholera)."

[Kastor]

Japanese Army Would Deal With Godzilla  


A Japanese government official has pledged to mobilise the armed forces - if Godzilla goes on the rampage.

The tongue-in-cheek remark was made by Defence Minister Shigeru Ishiba following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.

He told a news conference: "If Godzilla were to show up, it would be a dispatch for disaster relief."

[DušMan]

following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.

Jebote... Kad cemo mi doci na taj nivo, da nam politicari o tome kenjaju?

[Ghoul]

following a week of debate among Japanese politicians about the existence of flying saucers.

Jebote... Kad cemo mi doci na taj nivo, da nam politicari o tome kenjaju?

mi smo jedva dobacili do nivoa na kome raspravljaju o proročanstvima tarabića i deda miloja!

[Kastor]

Cuddly And Cute Roadkill  

Animal lovers and those who enjoy cute toys will not be keen on the latest gory range available at a shop near you.

[Kastor]

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Drunk Santas Go On Cinema Rampage  

A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend frightening customers, damaging property and swearing.

Manager Derek Rive said: "As they ran through the complex they wrecked everything they could, the Christmas tree - they bowled everything over.

"They were just absolute fools," he told reporters.

He said the "hooligans" abused patrons, chanted obscenities, ripped down posters and knocked over cardboard figures advertising films.

Security cameras caught the action, but Mr Rive said with their hats, white beards and suits, the rampaging Santas cannot be identified.

[Son of Man]

Braca Karic dok se josh nisu razbahatili    
Aj sad da mi neko kaze koji je ovo fazon, jel su ovo gulanferi, neki lapo ptarshiji ili shta ?  
Mada malo liche i na Bugare a ?    

[Alexdelarge]

Bogoljub je k'o  vozac kamiona iz Turske...a gde je na slici prvi srpski menadzer deda Janicije?

I posle je ovaj dobio 15-16% glasova na izborima