Sick , sick , sick..

[eric cartman]

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

What is a nigger in a car?
Thief.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks @!#$ monkeys

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

[Sveti Filica]

What do devils dring?
- Demonade!

What's worse then a giraffe with a sore throat?
- A hippopotamus with chapped lips.

Who is man hater?
- A girl who makes love with her eyes closed because she can't stand to see a guy having a good time.

What is pansy?
- One who likes his vice versa.

My mother didn't call me nasty names - she just didn't speak to me.

When J was born my mother said: OK. The joke's over - now bring me the baby!

TEACHER: What do you know abouth the Dead sea?
JANE: J didn't even know it was ill.