Ako hoćete da se baš urokate, našljokate i uletvite...

[Ghoul]

It is not uncommon for an American working adult to indulge
in an alcoholic beverage after a long day on the job. What is
uncommon, however, is for that individual to snort the
intoxicating liquid into his or her nose. Though it may sound
strange, painful and downright crazy, it is quickly becoming
the latest faze in obtaining a euphoric state of mind.

Citizens in Europe have begun consuming drinks such as vodka
and absinthe with the aid of a new device known as an Alcohol
Without Liquid (AWOL) vaporizer. The alcohol vapor is created
by pouring a spirit into a diffuser capsule connected to an
oxygen pipe. The oxygen bubbles are then passed through the
capsule, absorbing the alcohol, before being inhaled through
a tube.

The inventor of the AWOL vaporizer, Dominic Simler, claims this
method of consuming alcohol reduces the effects of a hangover
and is calorie-free. In addition, the effects of the alcohol
can be felt much quicker as it is directly absorbed through
blood vessels in the nose or lungs, bypassing the stomach and
liver.

However, though it may sound like a healthier alternative to
the normal way of ingesting alcohol, medical experts are
concerned with potential danger that could cause brain damage.
The direct exposure of alcohol to the brain could cause
irreversible damage to nerves, lead to swelling and possibly
lead to dementia.

Despite medical concerns, AWOL vaporizers are becoming a hit
among European citizens.

[Unicorn]

Ovo je ekvivalent "rokanja u venu". Zdraaavo, do bola.
OK, mozhda nece jetra da ti cirne, al' šta će da ti se desi sa sluzokožom nosa i plućima, to ćemo da vidimo na primeru "naprednih" Evropejaca   . Otkačili su se od pušenja, pa su onda smislili efikasniji način za uništavanje pluća.
Iskreno, ne kapiram u čemu je fazon, osim u ekspresnom olešavanju. Kod nas se alkohol ne konzumira iz tih razloga. Ili ja živim u zabludi? Ko je hteo da se brzo oleši, i do sada je mogao da pije turbo pića. Ono, jes' da je O2 bolji od CO2, al' princip je isti. Kao overenoj konzervi više mi se sviđa staro, dobro, fino em polako cirkanje u društvu (barem osetiš gde je granica, što nije slučaj kod ovog novog načina gde možeš da se overdoziraš i rikneš, a da i ne osetiš).

[Ghoul]

a evo i izvestaja o zatucanim amaterima do kojih jos nisu doprle vesti o tome kako se to radi u civilizovanom svetu:

ZAN-SRBIJA-RAKIJADA
Na rakijadi u Pranjanima tri takmiccara dele 1. nagradu

GORNJI MILANOVAC, 23. februara 2004. (Beta) - Na "Suvoborskoj
rakijadi" u selu Pranjani, izmedju CCaccka i Gornjeg Milanovca, prvu
nagradu u ispijanju "ljute" rakije osvojila su tri takmiccara.

Takmiccari Ranko Gunjak (51) iz Vissegrada, Dussko Bralovich (25) iz
Pranjana i Stracimir Lomovich (31) iz susednog sela Brezna, dobili su
diplome i po balon rakije.

Na "Suvoborskoj rakijadi", koja je zavrssena kasno sinoch, takmiccile
su se dve ekipe od po pet takmiccara. Po propozicijama, svaka ekipa
morala je u kvalifikacijama da popije po 2,5 litra rakije, da bi se
presslo u drugu disciplinu - prelazak preko grede duge pet metara.

Gredu su pressli samo Gunjak, Bralovich i Lomovich i ponovo su popili
po pola litra rakije. Nijedan takmiccar nakon toga nije uspeo da
predje drvenu gredu, pa su sva trojica proglassena za pobednike.

[eric cartman]

U Americi bi ta trojica zavrsila na ispitivanju

[zakk]

Na "Suvoborskoj rakijadi", koja je zavrssena kasno sinoch, takmiccile
su se dve ekipe od po pet takmiccara. Po propozicijama, svaka ekipa
morala je u kvalifikacijama da popije po 2,5 litra rakije, da bi se
presslo u drugu disciplinu - prelazak preko grede duge pet metara.

cek malo, to mu dodje pola litra po coveku ... pa ja znam ljude koji mogu bolje!
jos ako kolege iz ekipe popiju tvoj deo ... pa skoro svako je mogao da pobedi

[Mica Milovanovic]

Nesnalazljivost zirija,

Da su gredu postavili na dovoljnu visinu ne bi morali da dodeljuju
nagradu uopste, vec da lepo uzmu balonce i uroljaju ko ljudi...

[Ghoul]

Medjutim, bosanci su nenadjebivi: evo [jos jednog u nizu] dokaza:

Extra kidneys give hard-drinking brothers the edge

Two Bosnian brothers who say they can drink as much as they want without feeling drunk have been told they each have a spare set of fully functioning kidneys.

Josip Galic, 69, from Kucetine in Bosnia said: "I had a car accident and doctors discovered I had four kidneys.

"That surprised me, but at least it explained why I could drink all my friends under the table, and never had a hangover."

He added it was a further surprise when his brother found out after a visit to the doctor that he had four kidneys as well.

Josip said his brother Ante rang him to tell him the news after a routine check-up and added that the extra kidneys were normal sized and fully functional.

Josip told Bosnian daily newspaper Vecernji List he would however never consider selling his spare kidneys.

But he added: "Although there's no way I'd sell them, I'd give them for free if family members or close friends needed them."


Story filed: 10:59 Tuesday 24th February 2004

[Ghoul]

jebote bog, kolko li nacina upotrebe alkohola ima!

paj'te ovo! [sa bizzare news sajta]

A friend of mine says he and his wife like to indulge in wine
enemas. I did not ask specifics, as my brain was caught doing
a visual on this. Have any readers of Bizarre News tried
this? --Tim and Sandy
[I know at one point we did a story about a person who used
and promoted coffee enemas (and I once saw a porno involving
a champagne enema), but this is the first I've heard of a wine
enema. Would you use red or white?]

*za komija, i jos ponekog ko ne zna: enema=klistir.

ko ne zna sta je klistir, nek se obrati Dr Ghoulu u ordinaciji.

[Melkor]

Svojevremeno sam gledao neki dokumentarac o nekoj od juznoamerickih civilizacija koja se upravo na taj nacin opijala  Prikazase i slike po hramovima, valjda je to bio deo religioznog zanosa ili nisu mogli drugacije da svare silna srca, jetre i dzigerice zrtvovanih neprijatelja i poneke device