The Creation

[Unicorn]

Nije u NAUCI I PARANAUCI da neko ne bi neshto ozbiljno pomislio.  

The CREATION

    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

    %>Let there be light!

    #Enter user id.

    %>God
Enter password.

    %>Omniscient

    #Password incorrect. Try again.

    %>Omnipotent

    #Password incorrect. Try again.

    %>Technocrat

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

%>Let there be light!

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    %>Create light

#Done

    %>Run heaven and earth

    #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    %>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    %>Create firmament

    #Done.

    %>Run firmament

    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and
    let
    the dry land appear and


    #Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

    %>Create dry_land

    #Done.

    %>Run firmament

    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    %>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

    #Unspecified type. Try again.

    %>Create sun_moon_stars

    #Done

    %>Run sun_moon_stars

    #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    %>Create fish

    #Done

    %>Create fowl

    #Done

    %>Run fish, fowl

    #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
    creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged
    = fowl
    after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.


    #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

    %>Create cattle

    #Done

    %>Create creepy_things

    #Done

    %>Now let us make man in our image

    #Unspecified type. Try again.

    %>Create man

    #Done

    %>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and
    have
    dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and
    over
    every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

    #Too many command operands. Try again.

    %>Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 6 errors.

    %>Insert breath

    #Done

    %>Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 5 errors.

    %>Move man to Garden of Eden

    #File Garden of Eden does not exist.

    %>Create Garden.edn

    #Done


    %>Move man to Garden.edn

    #Done

    %>Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 4 errors.

    %>Copy woman from man

    #Done

    %>Run multiplication

    #Execution terminated. 2 errors.


    %>Create desire

    #Done

    %>Run multiplication

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
    Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    %>Create freewill

    #Done

    %>Run freewill

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
    Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    %>Undo desire

    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

    %>Destroy freewill

    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    %>Help

    #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    %>Create tree_of_knowledge

    #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
    Garden.edn

    #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    %>Create good, evil

    #Done

    %>Activate evil

    #And God saw he had created shame.

    #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
    1
    errors.

    %>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

    #Search failed.

    %>Delete shame

    #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

    %>Destroy freewill

    #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    %>Stop

    #Unrecognizable command. Try again

    %>Break

    %>Break

    %>Break


    #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
    REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

    %>Create new world

    #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old
    files
    before new ones can be created.

    %>Destroy earth

    #Destroy earth: Please confirm.

    %>Destroy earth confirmed

    #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8  AT
    6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

    #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

[johnson bronson]

u je.

[Ghoul]

miki, srecan ti 666. poust!

bilo bi lepo da zastanes na tom broju!

[johnson bronson]

sto bi JB zastao kad nije ni ghoul, a kamoli boban.

[Ghoul]

sto bi JB zastao kad nije ni ghoul, a kamoli boban.

bobana jos nisam uspeo da preobratim do kraja, jer uporno odbija da prodje kroz 11. stepen inicijacije!
[sirovina, znam...]

[DUNADAN]

ovo je odlichno  

[Unicorn]

Btw, svojim ochima sam videla nauchni rad u kojem tip veoma ozbiljno, kao jedan od egzistencijalnih rizika za chovechanstvo, razmatra iskljuchivanje kompjuterske simulacije koju mozhda predstavljamo.
 pomislim na to svaki put kad resetujem kompjuter.

[johnson bronson]

I'm off to drink till I reboot.

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