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[Ghoul]

from the film "The Masque of the red death" with Vincent Price (1964)

Male Voice

That cross you wear around your neck;
is it only a decoration, or are you a
true Christian believer?

Female Voice

Yes, I believe - truly


Then I want you to remove it at once!
- and never to wear it within this castle
again! Do you know how a falcon is trained my dear?
Her eyes are sown shut. Blinded temporarily she suffers the whims of
her God patiently, until her will is
submerged and she learns to serve -
as your God taught and blinded you with
crosses.


You had me take off my cross because it
offended....

It offended no-one. No - it simply appears
to me to be discourteous to... to wear
the symbol of a deity long dead.
My ancestors tried to find it. And to open
the door that seperates us from our Creator.

But you need no doors to find God.
If you believe....

Believe?! If you believe you are gullible.Can you look around this world and believe
in the goodness of a god who rules it?Famine, Pestilence, War, Disease and Death!
They rule this world.


There is also love and life and hope.

Very little hope I assure you.No. If a god of love and life ever did
exist... he is long since dead.Someone... something rules in his place.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.


Joe Halenbeck, Last Boy Scout

[Black Mamba]

- Do you ever dream, Forrest, about who you're gonna be?
- Who I'm gonna be?
- Yeah.
- Aren't I going to be me?


Jenny & Forrest
Forrest Gump

[Plavi Skaut]

All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

Blade Runner

[Milosh]

Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place
and worth fighting for."

I agree with the second part.

Se7en

[Truba]

sign

[eric cartman]

What now?Well, I'm gonna tell you what now.I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' niggers who'll go to work on holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.You hear me talkin'  , hillibilly boy?I ain't through with you by a damn sight.I'm gonna get mediveal on your ass.
Marcellus Wallace ,Pulp Fiction

[daniel dravot]

I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.

FALLING DOWN

[godclone]

They're all sisters, man..Don't let her behind the curtain....
Michael Rappaport  - Beautiful girls

[johnson bronson]

zdravo mile

zdravo flojd

[otaku]

"It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet, so, of course, no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shit-storm of all time. "

(You know, one is the loneliest number.)

[daniel dravot]

a ni ovo nije lose  

You don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line, and I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. Cause when you reach over and stick a hand in a pile of goo that was your friends face, you'll know what to do. Forget it Marge, it's China town!

[Tripp]

"We like to give the impression that we're just out of the action, badly in the need of period of rest and reorganisation. That way nobody bugs us. Look at the engine. This engine here's been modified by our mechanical genius, Moriarty. These tanks are faster than any other tanks in the European field of operations, forwards or backwards. See, man, we like to feel that we can get out of trouble quicker than we got into it. I mean, like, the tanks we're up against are bigger and better than ours, so the only thing we hope to do is scare them away. This gun here is an ordinary 76mm, but we add this pipe and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We also got our own ammunition. It's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures; scares the hell out of people. We also got a loudspeaker here and when we go into battle we play music VERY LOUD - it kind of calm us down."        

              - Donald Sutherland as ODDBALL in "Kelly's Heroes";              
                 (scenario: Troy Kennedy Martin)

[Tex Murphy]

"Ray... this is Walter!"
- The 'Burbs

[Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)]

"It's Carter... that's my name!"
- Get Carter

[Spider Jerusalem]

Eh sad. Pa zar odatle nije legendarniji, bolji i potpuna keva onaj:

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now, behave yourself."

[Lurd]

Eh sad. Pa zar odatle nije legendarniji, bolji i potpuna keva onaj:

"You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full time job. Now, behave yourself."

A

- Where are you going?

- Strawberrys fair!

iliti u prevodu

- Kud si pošla?

- U...

?

[Spider Jerusalem]

DUPE NA VASAR!  

[Fantom Tenej (1492-2003)]

Kad god gledam film get Carter i dođe do scene gde Carter u osveti zabode čoveka, ja se toliko uživim da se dižem iz fotelje ko da je pao gol na olimpijadi i kažem: "It's Carter... That's MY name." Ne znam zašto, moje ime uopče nije Carter.

[pera]

I have personally flown one hundred and eighty four missions and was shot down on every one of them. In fact, I don't think I landed a plane in my entire life

Hot Shots

[PTY]

They don't have a word for what he is.




The silence of the lambs.

[Lurd]

They don't have a word for what he is.




The silence of the lambs.

Eh...ovo me podseća na nešto. Jedna osoba sa kojom sam se nekada družio iznela mi je tačnu dijagnozu retkog i izuzrtnog poremećaja Hanibala Lektora. To je bilo napisano na destinama stranica, potkrepljeno primerima iz života, iskustvima ispitanika, kao i citatima jednog eminentnog psihijatra koji je toj osobi otkrio tu bolest. Toliko sam bio fasciniran tom misterioznom bolešću da sam jurcao svakoga ko se iole bavi psihologijom, ali niko nije znao ništa da mi kaže.

Taj opis je bio tako elaboriran da su se svi psihijatri sa kojima sam pričao iščudjavali a zatim i počeli da hvataju beleške. Kada sam konačno došao do eminentnog stručnjaka od koga je cela priča krenula, taj stručnjak mi je rekao "ta bolest? nikad čuo! a kako ste rekli da se zove ta osoba? ne, ni to ne znam ko je".

I tako ja u svojim spisima imam detaljan opis te neverovatne bolesti koji je nastao ko zna kako i koji je potpuno neverovatan. Šteta, a smislio sam savršen način funkcionisanja vampira....

[PTY]

Lurdi, stvarno me interesuje kako to vidis vampirizam iz tog ugla; mozda bi takva vrst patologije trebala da se drugacije imenuje. mislim, vampirizam nije sm, bar ne u tako simplificiranom obliku, zar ne?

[Lurd]

Lurdi, stvarno me interesuje kako to vidis vampirizam iz tog ugla; mozda bi takva vrst patologije trebala da se drugacije imenuje. mislim, vampirizam nije sm, bar ne u tako simplificiranom obliku, zar ne?

Vidi , u pitanju je jedan vid kontrole druge osobe. Osobe bolesne od te bolesti imale su veliku želju za krvlju i ljudskim mesom, a jedan od simptoma bio je da su prosto neodoljive za druge i da su mogle da kontrolišu druge, pa sam tu imao viziju kako i zašto se to dešava. Neke kradje aure, ulasci u prvo telo i sl. Ali, da bih ti objasnio svoja bulažnjenja, morao bih prvo da detaljno objasnim kakva je to bolest, a to neću učiniti, jer bi možda moglo da se pametnije iskoristi, pa zato ne bih ovde ovako. Možda mejlom, na četu ili uživo.

PoZ!

[PTY]

ne, ne ne mislim da mi  'ono' objasnis. interesuje me zasto u hanibalovoj patologiji vidis vampirizam? hocu da kazem, vampirizam podrazumeva zed za krvlju iz cisto nutricionisticke perspektive; zar nisu hanibalovi apetiti malkice drugacije prirode?

[DUNADAN]

They don't have a word for what he is.




The silence of the lambs.

Eh...ovo me podseća na nešto. Jedna osoba sa kojom sam se nekada družio iznela mi je tačnu dijagnozu retkog i izuzrtnog poremećaja Hanibala Lektora. To je bilo napisano na destinama stranica, potkrepljeno primerima iz života, iskustvima ispitanika, kao i citatima jednog eminentnog psihijatra koji je toj osobi otkrio tu bolest. Toliko sam bio fasciniran tom misterioznom bolešću da sam jurcao svakoga ko se iole bavi psihologijom, ali niko nije znao ništa da mi kaže.

Taj opis je bio tako elaboriran da su se svi psihijatri sa kojima sam pričao iščudjavali a zatim i počeli da hvataju beleške. Kada sam konačno došao do eminentnog stručnjaka od koga je cela priča krenula, taj stručnjak mi je rekao "ta bolest? nikad čuo! a kako ste rekli da se zove ta osoba? ne, ni to ne znam ko je".

I tako ja u svojim spisima imam detaljan opis te neverovatne bolesti koji je nastao ko zna kako i koji je potpuno neverovatan. Šteta, a smislio sam savršen način funkcionisanja vampira....

jesi ti actually chitao taj rad ili shta?

[Lurd]

libe, upravo čitam Rajsovu, gde neki vampir kaže da u stvari ne mora da pije krv, ali da ne može da odoli uzimanju života. Kod Martina isto postoje vampiri koji ne moraju da piju krv, tako da se to razlikuje. Meni je samo ličilo to kod Hanibala malo na vampirizam: opasan, neodoljiv, iznad ostalih, jede ljude.

DUNA, čitao sam beleške te osobe, teško da se to može nazvati radom. Mislim da tako nešto i ne postoji, to su nešto kao sredjene beleške. Ili je to neka izgubljena tajna te najopakije neverovatne bolesti.

[PTY]

ja nju citam pola strane dnevno, zena me svojom recenicom baca u alkoholizam! ali ima dobru ideju i cak i Lestat nije tako morbidan da ubija zbog ubijanja samog. to je pitanje hrane a krv valja samo dok je topla i dok srce kuca; to obrazlaze lov kao takav.
ako i ima jednu ili dve iznimke u svojim do bola nepismenim delcetima, to po meni samo potvrdjuje pravilo.

a ako igde naidjes na vampira koji nema potrebu da pije krv u, da tako kazem, svrhu ishrane, onda on tu prestaje da bude vampir, zar ne?

[eric cartman]

Lurd, na HBO kanalu (americka kablovska tv) postoji serijal dokumentarnih filmova nazvan "america undercover". Obicno govore o taboo temama koje se desavaju u americkom i uopste
drustvu.Jedan od njih je o kanibalizmu.Tu detaljno objasnjavaju  Chikatila, intervjuisu nekog ex-americkog marinca koji je jeo vijetnamke, nekog japanca koji je pojeo svoju djevojku u Francuskoj , izbjegao zakon i sad zivi kao porno-snuff zvijezda u Japanu Onda ima intervju sa nekim ragbistima koji su se srusili avionom negdje na Andama , pa su morali jesti jedni druge da prezive, itd....
Da skratim
Kanibalizam , po njihovoj teoriji, moze biti prouzrokovan mentalnim poremecajem ili sa potrebom za prezivljavanjem.
A nekad , sto je slucaj sa Chikatilom , ta dva primjera su blisko povezana. Naime u IIWW , Chikatilovog brata su pojeli pregladnjeli sugradjani , a on je bio uplasen da izadje iz kuce , jer se plasio da ce biti pojeden. (Slucajevi kanibalizma u Rusiji tokom rata su mnogobroji , cak su u Staljingradu iskopavali
mrtve i jeli , tokom opsade)To je pomoglo Chikatilu da dobije taj poremecaj, o kome ti vjerovatno govoris u gornjim postovima .
Sve ovo pisem jer mislim da ce te zanimati.

[eric cartman]

BTW
sjebali smo ghoul-u topic , jebote


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[PTY]

BTW
sjebali smo ghoul-u topic , jebote


>

kako to mislis 'mi'?

[otaku]

BTW
sjebali smo ghoul-u topic , jebote


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tako mu i treba kada sam pokrece topik o svojoj knjizi

[Lurd]

- jack, u pravu si, zanima me i hvala ti.

- libe, meni je Rajsova bili gilti plezir, ali sada shvatam da je to moj mazohizam. Vidiš, to je malo filozofsko pitanje: kada vampir prestaje da bude vampir. Moj odgovor je da to zavisi od sveta u kome obitava. Ne znam tačno, ali upravo se bijem sa Queen of the Damned i smem da se kladim da je Lestat ili Marius rekao da "u stvari, nekako i može bez krvi, ali teško je odoleti izazovu". Martinov glavni negativac u Fevre Dream nema potrebu da pije krv, ali radi to iz zadovoljstva. Doduše, tamo vampiri obeduju slično ljudima, a krv im služe da ugase crvenu žedj.

I nemoj da piješ, nema ništa dobro od toga, a alkoholizam je užasno podmukla bolest sa kojom nema zezanja. I ubija mnogo toga.

[PTY]

-I nemoj da piješ, nema ništa dobro od toga, a alkoholizam je užasno podmukla bolest sa kojom nema zezanja. I ubija mnogo toga.

ejsh, sta bi ja bez mog ortaka da me savetuje re. alkohola! ali primljeno na znanje, obraticu u buduce duznu paznju na metafore, tek toliko da tebi uskratim sekiraciju, honey!

inace, krv se tradicionalno pije u africkim plemenima kao suplement ishrani. govedja krv pomesana sa mlekom je nomadskim plemenima jedini spas u gladnim mesecima pre kisne sezone. njihove pristup 'crvenoj zedji' je savrsenstvo logike i prakticnosti, a to, zauzvrat izbacuje sve elemente horora.

[otaku]

"I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy! "

Secondhand Lions (Robert Duvall kao  Hub)

[johnson bronson]

saću da te kaaaram.

bata

u raljama života

[kissellii]

This is shit and this is shynola

Crni otac belom Stiv Martinu u filmu The Jerk

[Black Mamba]

nije najbolji, al je definitivno neizleciv... cak sta vise i veoma zarazan

...and so it was not so insane...
that we all found ourselves on an airplane...
flying to the island of Eros

it was like the Garden before the fall

everything seemed possible

and how does our fable end?

his Doña Ana, his centerfold...

was she waiting all eternity on the beach...
for him to return as they had promised each other?
why not?

sadly, i must report...
that the last patient i ever treated...

the great lover, Don Juan DeMarco...
suffered from a romanticism...
which was completely incurable...

and even worse...
highly contagious

[taurus-jor]

Neki su blockbusteri imali genijalne dijaloge. Evo dva primera kako je to u Imperiji radila pokojna Li Breket:

============================================
1. Kosmicki dripac muva njeno visocanstvo

                                                               HAN
      Come on!  You want me to stay
      because of the way you feel about
      me.

            LEIA
      Yes.  You're a great help to us.
      You're a natural leader...

            HAN
      No!  That's not it.  Come on.  
      Aahhh - uh huh!  Come on.

            LEIA
                               You're imagining things.

            HAN
      Am I?  Then why are you following
      me?  Afraid I was going to leave
      without giving you a goodbye kiss?

            LEIA
      I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

            HAN
      I can arrange that.  You could use
      a good kiss!


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2. Kako se od kapetana postaje admiral (directed by Darth Vader)

            VADER
         (angrily)
      The Rebels are alerted to our
      presence.  Admiral Ozzel came out
      of light-speed too close to the
      system.

            VEERS
      He felt surprise was wiser...

            VADER
      He is as clumsy as he is stupid.
      General, prepare your troops for a
      surface attack.

            VEERS
      Yes, my lord.

Veers turns smartly and leaves as Vader activates a large viewscreen
showing the bridge of his mighty ship.  Admiral Ozzel appears on the
viewscreen, standing slightly in front of Captain Piett.

            OZZEL
      Lord Vader, the fleet has moved
      out of light-speed, and we're
      preparing to... Aaagh!

            VADER
      You have failed me for the last
      time, Admiral.  Captain Piett.

Piett steps forward, as the admiral moves away, slightly confused,
touching his throat as it begins to constrict painfully.

            PIETT
      Yes, my lord.

            VADER
Make ready to land out troops beyond
the energy shield and deploy the
fleet so that nothing gets off that
system.  You are in command now,
Admiral Piett.

[Biki]

"Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future."

Cloud Atlas

[M.M]

Sailor: "This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom."

[Dzimi Gitara]

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

(Blondi u Dobar, loš, zao)

[lilit]

hm.

Dogs can be taught many useful things, but not if we forgive them every time they obey their own nature.

[M.M]

Mmmmm, Dogvil. 

[Karl Rosman]

 Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

[Alexdelarge]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

[angel011]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?

[Father Jape]

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

[Grimjack]

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

- They Live

[Dzimi Gitara]

Ima još jedna rečenica koja mi se često vrzma po glavi. Znam da je ideja da se stavi samo jedan omiljeni citat i da sam ja to pravo ispucao, ali kako sledeća rečenica nije naglas izgovorena u filmu (mislim da nije, ispravite me), onda ću sebi dozvoliti da kažem:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.