2004's Darwin Awards

[Ghoul]

[2004's Darwin Awards - an annual honor given to the person  
who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing them-  
selves in the most extraordinarily stupid way.]  

A young man needed to get drunk cheap because he had no  
money. He decided on the next best thing after alcohol - he  
mixed gasoline with milk. His creative concoction made him  
ill and he promptly threw up into his home's fireplace. The  
resulting explosion and fire burned down his house and  
killed him and his sister.  

Three men were flying in an aircraft at low altitude when  
they decided to have a little fun with the occupants of  
another plane in the air. While they mooned the passengers  
of the other plane, they lost control of their own aircraft  
and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with  
their pants firmly placed around their ankles.  

A man was killed when he attempted to use octopus straps to  
bungee jump off a 70 foot railroad trestle. Police said Eric  
Barcia taped a bunch of these straps together, wrapped one  
end around one foot, anchored  the other end to the trestle  
at Lake Accotink Park, and made his big jump right into the  
pavement. A police spokesman said the length of the cord was  
longer than the distance between the trestle and the ground.  
Cause of death was ruled as "major trauma."  

Famous last words - "Let's play catch with a rattlesnake."  
While two men were throwing the reptile back and forth  
during a game of catch, one of the men died from rattlesnake  
bites. His friend was hospitalized with antivenin injections,  
but survived. It seems the rattler had used up most of its  
venom on his pal.  

AND THE WINNER.....  

After making a bet with fellow members of his foursome,  
Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in the ball  
washer at a local golf course. He managed to straddle the  
washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. One of his  
buddies decided to up the ante by spinning the crank on the  
machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them  
solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed  
his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.  

To make matters even worse, the washer was more than a foot  
higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal  
stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's  
scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle  
was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball  
washer, while the other testicle was compressed and  
flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the  
washer and the rotating machinery inside.

[Mickey Mouse]

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>>A young man needed to get drunk cheap because he had no
money. He decided on the next best thing after alcohol - he
mixed gasoline with milk. His creative concoction made him
ill and he promptly threw up into his home's fireplace. The
resulting explosion and fire burned down his house and
killed him and his sister.<<  

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