NAJGORI FILMOVI

[Ghoul]

miloshev link me podstakao na ovaj topik:

pitanje - koliko ste od ovih 100 naslova gledali?
ja - 9!

najgori filmovi po ocenama na imdb-u (prva cifra je prosečna ocena)

1.6   'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966)

1.7   From Justin to Kelly (2003)

1.7   Future War (1997)

1.7   Space Mutiny (1988)

1.8   Girl in Gold Boots (1969)

1.8   Troll 2 (1990)

1.8   Eegah (1962)

1.8   Hobgoblins (1987)

1.8   You Got Served (2004)

1.9   Backyard Dogs (2000)

1.9   Santa with Muscles (1996)

1.9   Alone in the Dark (2005)

2.0   The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)

2.0   SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

2.0   Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)

2.0   Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)

2.0   Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983)

2.0   Glitter (2001)

2.0   Werewolf (1996)

2.0   Going Overboard (1989)

2.2   Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)

2.2   Uomo puma, L' (1980)

2.2   Gigli (2003)

2.2   Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

2.2   Kazaam (1996)

2.3   The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)

2.3   Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

2.3   House of the Dead (2003)

2.3   Leonard Part 6 (1987)

2.4   Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

2.4   Robot Monster (1953)

2.4   Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)

2.4   Stjerner uden hjerner (1997)

2.4   Baby Geniuses (1999)

2.5   It's Pat (1994)

2.5   Cool as Ice (1991)

2.5   Hercules in New York (1970)

2.5   2001: A Space Travesty (2000)

2.6   Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

2.6   Simon Sez (1999)

2.6   The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)

2.6   Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995)

2.6   Bolero (1984)

2.7   Steel (1997)

2.7   Mitchell (1975)

2.7   Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)

2.7   Rollerball (2002)

2.7   Shanghai Surprise (1986)

2.7   Vercingétorix (2001)

2.7   Marci X (2003)

2.7   Smokey and the Bandit Part 3 (1983)

2.7   Teen Wolf Too (1987)

2.8   Mannequin: On the Move (1991)

2.8   Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)

2.8   Captain America (1991)

2.8   Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)

2.8   Ringmaster (1998)

2.8   The Master of Disguise (2002)

2.9   Bride of the Monster (1955)

2.9   Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)

2.9   Spice World (1997)

3.0   Rhinestone (1984)

3.0   Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

3.0   Out for a Kill (2003)

3.0   Plump Fiction (1997)

3.0   Problem Child 2 (1991)

3.0   Street Fighter (1994)

3.0   The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)

3.1   Mr. Nanny (1993)

3.1   Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

3.1   Torque (2004)

3.1   Double Dragon (1994)

3.1   Cop & 1/2 (1993)

3.1   Barb Wire (1996)

3.1   Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

3.1   Crossroads (2002)

3.1   Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)

3.1   An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

3.2   Jaws 3-D (1983)

3.2   The Foreigner (2003)

3.2   RoboCop 3 (1993)

3.2   Soul Plane (2004)

3.2   The Mangler (1995)

3.2   Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993)

3.2   The Cat in the Hat (2003)

3.2   Cyborg 2 (1993)

3.2   FearDotCom (2002)

3.2   Silenzio dei prosciutti, Il (1994)

3.2   Iron Eagle II (1988)

3.2   Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

3.2   Bats (1999/I)

3.2   Mac and Me (1988)

3.3   Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

3.3   Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

3.3   Ticker (2001)

3.3   Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

3.3   Mr. Magoo (1997)

3.3   Best Defense (1984)

3.3   Surf Ninjas (1993)

3.4   The Avengers (1998)

[Milosh]

Ja sam gledao cak (ili samo) 25 filmova!

...a na divxu ih imam 5 (House of the Dead, Bats, FearDotCom, Jaws 3-D i RoboCop 3)

[Mark]

Neki filmovi su nezasluzeno na listi...

MANGLER je super film!!!!

Ko kaze suprotno - taj je truli oportunista i provokator. Taj je lazov i bitanga! Taj ROVARI!!!

Ali stvarno...  

Mangler je nezasluzeno na listi!

A kakva je to lista?!

[Kunac]

Odgledao sam 20-ak naslova... Da, MANGLER je sasvim OK: doduse, cuo sam da je Mangler 2 prava katastrofa...
FearDotCom nije los na vizuelnom planu (i to se valjda racuna)... Citava lista je prilicno traljava, sto nije ni cudo, imajuci u vidu da se radi o IMDb listi...

Nego, da li ste primetili da listi nema Eda Wooda?
Ali, tu je Uwe Boll sa oba "hita"...

[Milosh]

Nego, da li ste primetili da listi nema Eda Wooda?

Ima!    vidi: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047898/

[Tex Murphy]

Gledao sljedeće filmove odavde:

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) (zaslužuje mjesto na listi)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) (slab, ali ne baš TOLIKO)
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) (??? pa ovo uopšte nije loš film!!!)
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) (gledao ali i zaboravio)
Shanghai Surprise (1986)  (pa i ovaj film je gledljiv)
Teen Wolf Too (1987) (crap)
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) (hmmm, takođe se ne sjećam)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) (mislim da mi se ovaj svidio)
Problem Child 2 (1991)  (osrednji, ima nekoliko solidnih scena)
Street Fighter (1994) (onako)
Barb Wire (1996) (ups, stidim se da priznam da sam ovo gledao)
Soul Plane (2004) (e ovo je nešto što definitivno zaslužuje da se ovde nađe)
Silenzio dei prosciutti, Il (1994) (ne vidim razloga, pa ovo je prosječna slapstick komedijica)
Ticker (2001) (UUUUUUUUUGH, CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?)
Best Defense (1984) (ako je ovo onaj film sa Dadlijem Murom i Edijem Marfijem, uzeću mitraljez i upucati nekoga)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) (davno je to bilo)
Mr. Magoo (1997)  (bah, dječiji film i to ne pretjerano dobar)

Ghoule, jesu ovi smajliji zato što filmovima nije mjesto na listi ili zato što JESTE?

[Ghoul]

hrkljuši su za tih 9 filmova sa liste koje sam gledao.

inače, mislim da nijedan od njih (sem TROLLA 2) ne zaslužuje zaista da bude u 100 najgorih. to posebno važi za MANGLERA, PIRANU 2 i AJKULU 3, koji su glupi, ali gledljivi i prilično zabavni filmovi.

po meni, dosada je najveće zlo koje neki film može da izazove, a brojni među gorepomenutima uopšte nisu TOLIKO loši i negledljivi...

[Milosh]

po meni, dosada je najveće zlo koje neki film može da izazove, a brojni među gorepomenutima uopšte nisu TOLIKO loši i negledljivi...

istina

[iNCUBUs]

2.2   Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
2.2   Kazaam (1996)
2.3   The Giant Spider Invasion (1975)
2.4   Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
2.4   Baby Geniuses (1999)
2.7   Steel (1997)
2.7   Shanghai Surprise (1986)
2.7   Teen Wolf Too (1987)
3.0   Street Fighter (1994)
3.1   Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
3.1   Barb Wire (1996)
3.1   Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
3.2   Mac and Me (1988)
3.3   Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
3.3   Mr. Magoo (1997)
3.4   The Avengers (1998)

tja.
ima tu koječega, pogotovo neopevanih sranja, ali ima i koliko-toliko podnošljivih filmova. Kao npr Street Fighter... Ma koliko trash bio, SF je SF

[Bilja]

Ja sam vec neko vreme pravi ovisnik o RottenTomatoes-u i pratim rejtinge novih i starijih filmova kad god se setim nekog naslova. Cak 90% ako ne i vise od toga nisam gledala, a neki su me, verovali ili ne, zainteresovali upravo zbog losih ocena i kritika. Komentari (negativni) na doticne naslove bili su toliko urnebesni i odlicni da se uprkos svemu i sasvim neocekivano, covek prosto zainteresuje za los film, jednostavno da bi bolje razumeo lucidne tekstove kritike, a i iz radoznalosti.
Recimo, "horor" Urban Legends nosi  sasvim ocekivanih 5% pozitivnih kritika sto je dno dna, (Rotten je sve ispod 60%) i film zasluzuje takvu ocenu, ako ne i 2%. Zatim, tu su i teen flick-ovi sa iznenadjujuce glupim scenarijima i scenama, a bogami i losom rezijom, iako su glumci poznati i ulozeno je dosta novca, npr Down to you (ovo vredi odgledati ukoliko imate ambicija da postanete scenarista radi ohrabrenja, tj cinjenice da ce uvek biti gorih scenarista od vas, kao i zbog samog filma koji je toliko glup da je to prosto zabavno), a i visokobudzetni ekstraskupi filmovi, koji su usprkos svem optimizmu svojih tvoraca totalni promasaj, sto zbog katastrofalne rezije, sto zbog ekstraglupog scenarija, sto zbog totalnog besmisla samog filma (videti Bridzet Dzons na ivici razuma sa 28% i to nezasluzenih).
U svakom slucaju, osim IMDB-a, kritike za filmove mogu se naci i na ovom sajtu.

[Truba]

Gledao sam samo jedan film sa te liste:

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)



i još imam noćne more    

[faye]

nisam gledala ni jedan s ove liste :) nema se vremena za gubljenje vremena, pa pazljivo biram sta cu gledati.

[Plissken]

MUNJE, raša andrić - teško đubre, vrhunac lošeg scenarija, loših glumaca i katastrofalne režije. Da ne spominjem kakvom je tehnikom  snimano.  

MEHANIZAM, đorđe milosavljević - iritanto glumatanje gordana kičića je podjednako neuverljivo i plitko kao i sama radnja ovog stupidnog filma.

RINGERAJA, đorđe milosavljević - pa ko ovom kretenu daje da snima. dejan lutkić...ha, ha, ha...kada ga vidim na televiziji, dođe mi da uzmem snajper i da se popnem na vrh Beograđanke.

BALKANSKA PRAVILA, darko bajić - namazani i isfolirani  reditelj i dva pretenciozna  glavna glumca - mamlaza, kojima je zinulo dupe da se guze po televiziji, napravili su dva najnegledljivija sata u celokupnoj kinematografiji.

KUPI MI ELIOTA, dejan zečević - Strašno. Mislio sam da je to zekino dno, ali sam se razuverio kada sam pogledao epizodu serije pod nazivom mentol bombona. E, ako ne zbog drugih stvari, onda bar zbog humora u našim filmovima zaslužujemo da ponovo budemo bombardovani.

[Plissken]

Blistavi um, Matrix, Titanik, lotr....najveće đubre koje sam pogledao u poslednjih par godina.

[Kunac]

Blistavi um, Matrix, Titanik, lotr....najveće đubre koje sam pogledao u poslednjih par godina.

Blistavi um je definitivno mucho losh film!

[Mark]

Losi filmovi...

Na zalost - ili na srecu postoji ona sekcija "SO BAD IT'S GOOD" gde spada i Ed Wood.

Preporucujem BADMOVIES.ORG gde ima zaista bisera iz navedene sekcije i beyond!

Ono u vezi dosade...
MENI JE 'KILL BILL 2'  BIO TOLIKO DOSADAN DA SAM ZASPAO KOD ONOG DIJALOGA NA KRAJU... (Kill Bill me je zaista naterao da POSUMNJAM u Tarantinov talenat) tako da je stvar relativna.

[Plissken]

UBEDLJIVO NAJGORI FILM SVIH VREMENA:

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Smoki je zajebao Andrića!

[faye]

jedan od gorih ikada mi je 'underworld'. ideja je jako dobra, ali steta, film je isto toliko jako los. doduse, ismijala sam se ko malo kojoj komediji... da je snimljem kao parodija, a ne 'ozbiljan' film bio bi odlican

[Tex Murphy]

I dalje tvrdim da je, bar što se horora tiče, Newlydeads ubjedljivo najgori film, ali i on spada u onu kategoriju "toliko loše da je dobro".
A od ovih ostalih koji bi mogli biti naaaaaaaaaajgori... recimo Titanik, Plezentvil, Čokolada, Dogma... Mada sam to već prije nabrajao na raznim drugim topikovima.

[WARLOCK]

ubedljivo najgori "ko je ubio Monu" onaj sa jugicem gledo ga u bioskopu prvih pola sata pa napustio ..

[Plissken]

Delim mišljenje sa Harvijem i Vorlijem. Mona, a posebno Titanik su đubrad. Titanik je najpatetičniji celuloidni feces ikada izdefeciran.

Inače, jedan od najgorih horora koje sam pogledao u poslednje vreme je The Bunker iz 2001. Strašno! Jezivo loše izmontirano, snimljeno, osmišljeno, bez priče i likova, a baška što glavni likovi, inače švabe,pričaju na engleskom.

[Mark]

ubedljivo najgori "ko je ubio Monu" onaj sa jugicem gledo ga u bioskopu prvih pola sata pa napustio ..

TREBALO JE DA OSTANES DO KRAJA!
film je divan!

[Bilja]

UBEDLJIVO NAJGORI FILM SVIH VREMENA:

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Smoki je zajebao Andrića!

Juce je bio na nekom kanalu, ne znam kom, ali videla sam kraj filma. U samo tih 2-3 minute koliko sam videla, zgrozila sam se koliko je losa gluma i koliko su dijalozi glupi.
Gluma je stravicna, ocajna. Videla sam ono kad ulazi Bjelogrlic i upucava onog tipa, koji-li-je-vec. Mislim, i ja bih ga upucala, kako je lose glumio, ali je skoncao jos gore. Kao, pogodi ga metak, a on odvali nesto kao "U pa ti se salis..." ili tako nesto glupo i to tonom kao da mu je ovaj upravo saopstio da mu je pauk odneo merdzu i onda mirno padne i umesto da umre vec jednom, pruza kao ruku i nesto se kezi... ma uzaaaas!!!  
MOgu misliti kakav je ostatak filma.
Prosto se covek pita, gde zive ti sto pisu te scenarije? ZAr ne umeju da napisu nesto sto bar LICI na normalan, prirodan dijalog, monogog, umiranje od metka i sl? Da ne spominjem da i najbolji scenario mogu da upropaste losi glumci, a ovaj je cak i lose napisan. Isto je sa Nebeskom Udicom. Katastrofa!
Munje sam videla samo u reklami i vec me je to odbilo od samog filma (sto reklama ne bi smela da radi) jer se videlo da je gluma jako jako losa i da tekstovi nemaju veze sa mozgom.

Ne bih bas svrstala Dogmu i Pleasantville u najgore filmove. Iako pretenciozna, Dogma je donekle zabavna, pod uslovom da se izbaci poslendnjih pola sata filma, koji su pateticni (Alanis kao bog? Ma daj...   ). A Pleasantville je meni sasvim OK film i gluma je odlicna. Nije medju TOP 10 ili tako nesto ali je pristojno odradjen iako ima elemenata patetike ali nista strasno. I ima divan instrumental sa soundtrack-a.
Titanik je pretenciozan i patetican do bola, ali nikako se ne moze uvrstiti u najgore filmove. Iako nije nesto sto bih gledala niti mi se dopada, mislim da bi bilo neobjektivno svrstati ga u najgore. Najbolji nije, ali ima svoje momente.
Mislim da ne treba brkati licne afinitete i objektivno lose filmove.
Los film =/= nesto sto mi se ne dopada
Los film = losa gluma i/ili los scenario i/ili totalno besmislena prica, zbrkani mish/mash raznih zanrova i likova i/ili dosadno da crknes

[Mark]

Ah bas sam magarac!

XMAN 2

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NAJGORI FILM SVIH VREMENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morbius]

Dogma pati od nestalnog ritma i loše režije, ali je na mahove zaista dobar film.
Pleasantville je gledljiv. Nije dobar, ali je gledljiv.
Titanik je smeće, ali takođe može da se odgleda. Jedanput.
Blistavi um je loš, ali se takođe može pogledati.
Kill Bill 1 i 2 definitivno vredi pogledati iako su loši.

Evo šta bi me od najbrojanog mogli da naterate da pogledam samo pod pretnjom let lampe, makaza za živicu i čekića od pet kila ili težeg:
Police Academy, od trećeg dela pa nadalje.
Teen Wolf Too
Steel   Bljak!
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation i Street Fighter (dobre igrice, loši filmovi).
Barb Wire  minus scena striptiza
Drakula sa Lesli Nilsenom
Balkanska pravila je definitivno njesra svetsko
Nataša takođe
Bekstvo iz Los Anđelesa, šitina žešća
Anakonda 1 i 2

setiću se još...

[Tex Murphy]

Uh, naravno, zaboravio sam da spomenem da je ono samo moje lično mišljenje o filmovima koje sam nabrojao. Naravno da ne tvrdim da su ti filmovi STVARNO najgori, nego da su za mene najgori. Ili bar najgori od onih koje sam se sjetio u tom momentu. S druge strane, meni recimo Drowning Mona spada među tri omiljene komedije  

[Morticia]

Odgledala sam samo cetiri naslova (House of the Dead, The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Bride of the Monster, Jaws 3-D).  Eda Vuda imam na divx-u. Ne bih ga dala ni za sta. Cudno, mislila sam da ce pre Glen or Glenda zavrsiti na listi (zbog scena iz fabrike i monologom koji ide preko toga).

Bekstvo iz Los Anđelesa, šitina žešća

Bese to onaj deo sa Stivom Busemijem? Scena sa kolima i sa daskom u kanalu, dok ide voda iza a vidi se najgora montaza ikada. Kaaaakva tresina. Najtres scena.  

[Plissken]

Bekstvo iz Los Anđelesa je genijalan nastavak maestralnog originala, a takođe i jedan od najboljih Karpenterovih filmova u proteklih petnaestak godina.

[Morticia]

Heh   ,
nisam ni sumnjala da ces tvrditi drugacije.
Koliko god ga voleo, cinjenica stoji, ta scena je stvarno losa. Tebi je bas prijalo da gledas tu scenu snimanu tehnikom Duska i Natasa stoje ispred hromakija u emisiji Vodicu te samo reci gde? I nema da potezes stare filmove iz '50.-ih kada je standard snimanja bio potpuno drugaciji.

[Milosh]

Evo, ja cu, kao jos jedan veliki fan najveceg reditelja ikada, da odgovorim...

Koliko god ga voleo, cinjenica stoji, ta scena je stvarno losa.

Jeste!  

Tebi je bas prijalo da gledas tu scenu snimanu tehnikom Duska i Natasa stoje ispred hromakija u emisiji Vodicu te samo reci gde?

Jeste!  

[Lurd]

Kako kažu kod mene u kraju,

Znači, to je najača scena ikad, brate! Eekstra! Vrh! Greh!

Obožavam je.

[Milosh]

Kada pogledam te liste "najgorih" filmova po internetu, na IMDB forumu narocito, shvatim da kada bi se takav topik neograniceno produzio, a svakog dana neko novi postovao sopstvene favorite, na kraju bi dobili listu manje-vise svih poznatijih ikada snimljenih filmova. I to opet govori samo u licnom (ne)ukusu, i nicemu vise. Cak i kada su filmski kriticari u pitanju nije tako lako razdvojiti: 'ne volim' od 'ne valja'. Meni su licno ipak najzanimljiviji oni filmovi koji bas ocigledno ne valjaju, ali ja ih, eto, volim.  

[Plissken]

Inače, po meni najbolja scena iz Bekstva iz L.A. je kada Snake, Pem Grir i ekipa napadaju Kuerva iz vazduha, uz pomoć paraglajdera, prave cele krugove, pucaju kao ludi, a pritom ne menjaju okvire.

Jednom  rečju, genijalni film za sva vremena. Ko ga nije razumeo na pravi način, neće mu se dopasti. A što se tiče specijalnih efekata, oni jesu bitni, ali ne i presudni za kvalitet filma.

[Mark]

Uh...

Bogu hvala - niko nije pominjao kemp elemente losih filmova!

Uh, uh - izvukosmo' se!

[Will-O'-The-Wisp]

1.9 Santa with Muscles (1996)
- Je l' ovo onaj masterpis sa Hulk... pardon!... ovaj, Hollywood Hoganom?! Ako jeste, uvijek ga rado pogledam. Ustvari, volim sve njegove filmove. K'o klincu, omiljeni mi je bio "Komandos iz predgradja". Mislim da se tako zvao. Dobro bre, sta svi blenete?! OK, znam, znam, nisam normalan, ali sta cu...

2.0 Glitter (2001)
- Pokusao da gledam, i batalio. Uzas.

2.2 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
- Gledao. Film je katastrofa sa velikim "K". Tad sam imao trinaest godina, tako da mi se oprasta cinjenica da sam uopste pogledao ovaj film.

2.2 Uomo puma, L' (1980)
- Uh, ne znam da li je ovo taj film, ali zakleo bih se da je to sto sam ja gledao americki film. Davno sam ga gledao. Tad sam se opasno lozio na filmove "Guyver" i "Puma-man". Ustvari, i dalje trazim "Guyvera" na divix-u. I prvi, i drugi dio. A, i crtani.

2.2 Gigli (2003)
- Hihihihihihehehehahahahahohohoho... Buhahahahahaha! Majko mila, sta bi ovo?! Gledao 15 minuta, and then good buy. Sta cu kad nas nema zakona protiv piraterije, pa lokalna TV-stanica prikazuje savkojake "hitove" i monstruozna filmska zlodjela.

2.2 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
- Eh, volim sve filmove iz serijala "Policijska akademija", ali mi je ovaj najslabiji. Sto buljite u nevjerici?! Volim ovaj serijal!

2.3 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
- Ovo bih VOLIO da vidim!!!

2.4 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
- Uh, gledao sam ovo. Sta znam. Ima i gorih filmova od ovih, ali Dzonta je urnebesan!

2.4 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
- Glupost.

2.5 Hercules in New York (1970)
- Je l' ovo ono sa Svarcijem?! Film je lud'lo!

2.6 Jaws: The Revenge (1987)  
- B-O-R-I-N-G... and stupid too!

2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)  
- Majko mila i najmilija, je l' ovo onaj "Texas Chainsaw Massacre – New Generation"?! Ako je ovo to, onda zauzima drugo mjesto kao najgori horor film svih vremena, odmah poslije "Children Of The Living Dead".

2.7 Steel (1997)
- Sek u akciji! Sranje na kvadrat!

2.7 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989)
- Kako neko moze da stavi na listu najgorih filmova onaj u kojem Taklberi uz pomoc masinke (masinka bjese, zar ne?!) "nacrta" smajlija?! Svijet je poludio!

2.7 Rollerball (2002)
- Uh, majko mila, ovo je budalastina nad budalastinama. Ovaj film NIJE rezirao MekTirnan, vec njegov zli brat blizanac, zar ne, Dzone?!

2.8 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988)
- Opet! Zasto?! Zasto?!

2.8 Captain America (1991)
- Nisam ga gledao, ali toliko patim sto ga nisam gledao! Jos je sniman po Hrvatskoj! Hocu! Hocu!

2.8 Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)  
- Kretenizam!

2.9 Spice World (1997)
- Zatekao sam jednog druga kako gleda ovo.    Od tog momenta vise nismo bili prijatelji.  

3.0 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
- Bio prije neku noc na TV-u. S obzirom da sam rastao uz MK igrice, ne mogu da kazem da mi film nije bio zabavan.

3.0 Plump Fiction (1997)
- Budalastina. Kod nas je preveden kao "Blesparacke price", ako se ne varam.

3.0 Street Fighter (1994)
- Cak sam ga imao i na kaseti. Film sucks, ali nije toliko grozan da se ne moze pogledat.

3.1 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
- Gledao i ovo. Koji shit!

3.1 Torque (2004)
- Glupost nevidjena. Mada, ona plavusa je dobra! I, ucinilo mi se da sam vidio Manowar kako prasi na bini...

3.1 Double Dragon (1994)
- Uh, nisam se vadio iz igraonica zbog ove igre. Zbog toga sam uzeo i ovaj film. Razocarenje.

3.1 Cop & 1/2 (1993)
- Uh, Dosadni Bert Rejnolds i jos dosadniji klinja sa uzasnom frizurom.  

3.1 Barb Wire (1996)
- :shy: Mada, ima tu finih sisica!

3.1 Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
- Bezveze!

3.1 Crossroads (2002)
- Majko mila, jos ne mogu da shvatim zasto se svakog mjeseca pusta ova kazna svakog mjeseca na mojoj lokalnoj televiziji. Kad god prebacim kanal – Ono je tamo. Brrrrr... And it sings! (Da stvar bude jos gora, postoji jos jedan film sa ovakvim nazivom gdje glumi jos jedna muzicka faca – Steve Vai, i to djavola sa gitarom. Davne je bilo kad sam odgledao taj film, ali bih ga opet rado pogledao. Znam da mi se mnogo dopao.)

3.2 Jaws 3-D (1983)
- Sto bi rekli Njemci: sajzelize!

3.2 RoboCop 3 (1993)
- Los. Los. Los.

3.2 The Mangler (1995)  
- Nije mi se dopao. Doduse, ima ona jaka scena kad presa "progita" ruku onoj zeni.

3.2 Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1993)
- Dajte, ljudi, film jeste shit, kao i citav serijal, ali treci dio je najgori!!!

3.2 Cyborg 2 (1993)
- Glupost. Svakog drugog dana na RTCG 2.

3.2 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
- Hahahahahahaha! Kakva nebuloza!

3.2 Bats (1999/I)  
- Zao mi je sto sam ovaj film gledao.

3.3 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
- Najgori u serijalu! Glup i bespotreban dio. Za dvije nedelje eto ga na TV Pinku.

3.3 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
- Zasto su ovo uopste snimali?!

3.3 Surf Ninjas (1993)
- Sta ce ovo ovdje?! Film mog djetinjstva. Ima li jace scene nego kad onaj budisticki svestenik zapjeva "Barbara Ann" od Beach Boysa?! NEMA!!!

3.4 The Avengers (1998)
- Govno od filma.

Dakle, gledao sam oko 40 od 100 najgorih filmova, s tim da za neke nisam siguran da li sam ih pogledao, pa necu da grijesim dusu (npr. "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot", "Troll 2", "Problem Child 2" i sl.) Nisam los. Toliko o mom ukusu... Ili sam jednostavno bio dokon? Najprije ce bit da sam odgledao gotovo sve filmove koje je videoteka imala da ponudi.   Nerd.  

[taurus-jor]

Znam da ovo nije film, već trodelna serija sa epizodama od po sat i po vremena, ali okušajte se sa Marsovskim hronikama koje su 1979. godine snimljene po istoimenom delu Reja Bredberija (glavna uloga Rok Hadson).

Okušajte se, čik ako smete, i nemojte misliti da je potpis Ričarda Metisona na scenariju garancija ikakvog kvaliteta. Totalni promašaj. Ne zna se šta je gore - kad ti baja ne jednom nego dva puta prepriča scenu koju si malopre gledao ili kad junaci komentarišu po principu "e, pazi, otvara grob... e, otvorio je grob..., ili "pusti pužu rogove" brzina, ili mongoloidna gluma.

Sreća da sam ovo gledao u vrlo raspoloženom društvu (pre dva dana, utisci su krajnje sveži), inače bih pucao u ekran ili zaspao - od dosade.

Mnogo smo se smejali, ali teško da je to bilo tamo gde su autori želeli.

[Morticia]

MI NISMO SRANDJELI

[Martell]

Jednom  rečju, genijalni film za sva vremena. Ko ga nije razumeo na pravi način, neće mu se dopasti. A što se tiče specijalnih efekata, oni jesu bitni, ali ne i presudni za kvalitet filma.

A koji je to pravi nacin?Treba ga shvatiti kao neuspelu parodiju,ili sta?

[Morticia]

Cackam nesto po netu i pronadjem info o filmu Beyond the Wall of Sleep by H.P.L. Reziju su radili neki Barret J.Leigh i Thom Maurer. Film je iz prosle godine.

Heh, ocena na imdb-u je 1.0. I to je samo 9 (i slovima devet) ljudi glasalo. To je vec opasno koliko je lose.

[Ghoul]

Ebert's Most Hated
BY ROGER EBERT

EDITOR'S NOTE: Sometimes, Roger Ebert is exposed to bad movies. When that happens, it is his duty -- if not necessarily his pleasure -- to report them (fairly, accurately) as he sees them. Whether they're so bad they're funny, so bad they're not funny, or so unfunny they're not funny, he must critique them. These are excerpts from reviews of some of the worst movies he's ever seen. (Click on the titles for the full reviews.) It's not just their measly ratings -- from zero to 1.5 stars -- but what Ebert has to say about them that really conveys their true awfulness.

GHOUL'S NOTE: S ponosom mogu da izjavim da sam od dole-navedenih nebuloza gledo ukupno 14 komada, od toga 10 iz SF-horor grupe, i 4 iz drame (dakle, nijednu od kvazikomedija). Takođe znam da će mi neki zameriti zbog toga (kao 'i ti si mi neki filmofil!') i ponosno izjaviti 3-duple cifre odgledanih naslova iz ove gomile trasha. Neki će, pak, -trasholjupci poput Kunca, ili Harvestera – upotrebiti ovu listu kao vodič za još-neviđene naslove. Za opšti reading public može biti zabavna zbog nekih nadahnutih & duhovitih izjava inspirisanih nehumano lošim filmovima. Meni je zabavna jer me podsetila da Ebert ne voli 1 od mojih omiljenih filmova (HELLBOUND), kao i da je je 1 od retkih koji se kao i ja gnušaju one precenjene i prenaduvane budalaštine, USUAL SUSPECTS, koja iz meni nepojmljivih razloga nailazi na oduševljavanje kod laika, površnih & konvencionalnih filmogledalaca i uopšte osoba neistančanog filmskog ukusa.

Here goes:



Alleged comedies

"Joe Dirt"

We professional movie critics count it a banner week when only one movie involves eating, falling into or being covered by excrement (or a cameo appearance by Carson Daly). We are not prudes. We are prepared to laugh. But what these movies, including "Joe Dirt," often do not understand is that the act of being buried in crap is not in and of itself funny.

"North"

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.

"One Woman or Two"

Add it all up, and what you've got here is a waste of good electricity. I'm not talking about the electricity between the actors. I'm talking about the current to the projector.

"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"

"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" makes a living prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and out of another movie. "Deuce Bigalow" is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.... Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

"Sour Grapes"

How to account for the fact that Larry David is one of the creators of "Seinfeld''? Maybe he works well with others. I can't easily remember a film I've enjoyed less. "North,'' a comedy I hated, was at least able to inflame me with dislike. "Sour Grapes'' is a movie that deserves its title: It's puckered, deflated and vinegary. It's a dead zone.

"Baby Geniuses"

This is an old idea, beautifully expressed by Wordsworth, who said, "Heaven lies about us in our infancy." If I could quote the whole poem instead of completing this review, believe me, we'd all we happier. But I press on.

"Sorority Boys"

I should be a good sport and go along with the joke. But the joke is not funny. The movie is not funny. If it's this easy to get a screenplay filmed in Hollywood, why did they bother with that Project Greenlight contest? Why not ship all the entries directly to Larry Brezner, Michael Fottrell and Walter Hamada, the producers of "Sorority Boys," who must wear Santa suits to work?

"Spice World"

The Spice Girls are easier to tell apart than the Mutant Ninja Turtles, but that is small consolation: What can you say about five women whose principal distinguishing characteristic is that they have different names? They occupy "Spice World" as if they were watching it: They're so detached they can't even successfully lip-synch their own songs.

"An Alan Smithee Film Burn Hollywood Burn"

In taking his name off the film, Arthur Hiller has wisely distanced himself from the disaster, but on the basis of what's on the screen I cannot, frankly, imagine any version of this film that I would want to see. The only way to save this film would be to trim 86 minutes.

"The Dukes of Hazzard"

It's a retread of a sitcom that ran from about 1979 to 1985, years during which I was able to find better ways to pass my time. Yes, it is still another TV program I have never ever seen. As this list grows, it provides more and more clues about why I am so smart and cheerful.... Bo and Luke are involved in a mishap that causes their faces to be blackened with soot, and then, wouldn't you know, they drive into an African-American neighborhood, where their car is surrounded by ominous young men who are not amused by blackface, or by the Confederate flag painted on the car. I was hoping maybe the boyz n the hood would carjack the General, which would provide a fresh twist to the story, but no, the scene sinks into the mire of its own despond.

"A Lot Like Love"

Judging by their dialogue, Oliver and Emily have never read a book or a newspaper, seen a movie, watched TV, had an idea, carried on an interesting conversation or ever thought much about anything. The movie thinks they are cute and funny, which is embarrassing, like your uncle who won't stop with the golf jokes.... Later they Meet Cute again, walk into a bar, drink four shots of Jack Daniel's in one minute, and order a pitcher of beer. No, they're not alcoholics. This is just Movie Behavior; for example, at first she smokes and then she stops and then she starts again. That supplies her with a Personality Characteristic.

"Tommy Boy"

"Tommy Boy" is one of those movies that plays like an explosion down at the screenplay factory. You can almost picture a bewildered office boy, his face smudged with soot, wandering through the ruins and rescuing pages at random. Too bad they didn't mail them to the insurance company instead of filming them.

"Freddy Got Fingered"

This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.




Hideous horror & science afflictions

"Catwoman"

She becomes Catwoman, but what is a catwoman? She can leap like a cat, strut around on top of her furniture, survive great falls and hiss. Berry looks great doing these things, and spends a lot of time on all fours, inspiring our almost unseemly gratitude for her cleavage. She gobbles down tuna and sushi. Her eyes have vertical pupils instead of round ones. She sleeps on a shelf. The movie doesn't get into the litter box situation. What does she think about all of this?

"The Guardian"

Of the many threats to modern man documented in horror films -- the slashers, the haunters, the body snatchers -- the most innocent would seem to be the druids. What, after all, can a druid really do to you, apart from dropping fast-food wrappers on the lawn while worshipping your trees?

"Ben"

I wonder how Ben learned English. I seem to recall from "Willard," last summer's big rat movie, that Willard trained Ben to heel, beg, roll over, play dead and sic Ernest Borgnine. Not bad for a rat. But when did Ben learn English? It takes Berlitz six weeks of intensive training to get a French businessman to the point where he can proposition a girl on Rush St. -- and here's Ben learning instinctively.

"Stargate"

It is also the kind of movie where the sun god Ra, who has harnessed the ability to traverse the universe at the speed of light, still needs slaves to build his pyramids. And where the local equivalent of a Nubian princess is sent into the chamber of the Earth visitors, to pleasure them. Don't tell me there aren't any coincidences. The movie "Ed Wood," about the worst director of all time, was made to prepare us for "Stargate."

"13 Ghosts"

The shatterproof glass cages, we learn, are engraved with ''containment spells'' that keep the ghosts inside. You can see the ghosts with special glasses, which the cast is issued; when they see them, we see them, usually in shots so maddeningly brief we don't get a good look. Our consolation, I guess, is that the cast has the glasses but we will have the pause button when ''13 Ghosts'' comes out on DVD. The only button this movie needs more than pause is delete.

"Constantine"

The forces of hell manifest themselves in many ways. One victim is eaten by flies. A young girl is possessed by a devil, and Constantine shouts, "I need a mirror! Now! At least three feet high!" He can capture the demon in the mirror and throw it out the window, see, although you wonder why supernatural beings would have such low-tech security holes.

"The Devil's Rain"

But . . . what IS the Devil's Rain? This is a question frequently asked in "The Devil's Rain" and, believe me, frequently answered. Picture it this way: All the good things of life are on one side of a sheet of plate glass, and you're on the other, and it's raining on your side, bunky.

"Critters 2: The Main Course"

"Critters 2: The Main Course" is a movie about furry little hand puppets with lots of teeth, who are held up to salad bars by invisible puppeteers while large numbers of actors scream and pronounce unlikely dialogue.

"Deep Rising"

The owner of the ship (Anthony Heald) makes several speeches boasting about how stable it is; it can stay level even during a raging tempest. I wonder if those speeches were inserted after the filmmakers realized how phony their special effects look. Every time we see the ship, it's absolutely immobile in the midst of churning waves.

'"The Deathmaster"

These people are not very bright. They are so dumb, in fact, that they have had to learn to speak the English language by watching old AIP exploitation movies, and their dialog is eight years out of date. They talk like Frankie Avalon trying to pass for hip, translated from the German. Count Khorda (for such is his name) makes them a proposition: "Would you like to trade a lifetime of petty passions for an eternity of ecstasy," They would, I guess. Well, wouldn't you?

"Cyborg"

The movie takes place in a future world in which all civilization has been reduced to a few phony movie sets. Leather-clad neo-Nazis stalk through the ruins, beating each other senseless and talking in Pulpspeak, which is like English, but without the grace and modulation. It's cold in the future, and it's wet, but never so cold or wet that the costumes do not bare the arm muscles of the men and the heaving bosoms of the women.

"Halloween III: Season of the Witch"

The one saving grace in "Halloween III" is Stacey Nelkin, who plays the heroine. She has one of those rich voices that makes you wish she had more to say and in a better role. But watch her, too, in the reaction shots: When she's not talking, she's listening. She has a kind of rapt, yet humorous, attention that I thought was really fetching. Too bad she plays her last scene without a head.

"Armageddon"

OK, say you do succeed in blowing up an asteroid the size of Texas. What if a piece the size of Dallas is left? Wouldn't that be big enough to destroy life on Earth? What about a piece the size of Austin? Let's face it: Even an object the size of that big Wal-Mart outside Abilene would pretty much clean us out, if you count the parking lot.

"Resident Evil"

"Resident Evil" is a zombie movie set in the 21st century and therefore reflects several advances over 20th century films. For example, in 20th century slasher movies, knife blades make a sharpening noise when being whisked through thin air. In the 21st century, large metallic objects make crashing noises just by being looked at.

"Resident Evil: Apocalypse"

But zombies themselves are not interesting, because all they do is stagger and moan. As I observed in my review of the first film, "they walk with the lurching shuffle of a drunk trying to skate through urped Slushees to the men's room."

"Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever"

There is nothing wrong with the title "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" that renaming it "Ballistic" would not have solved. Strange that they would choose such an ungainly title when, in fact, the movie is not about Ecks versus Sever but about Ecks and Sever working together against a common enemy -- although Ecks, Sever and the audience take a long time to figure that out.

"Battlefield Earth"

Hiring Travolta and Whitaker was a waste of money, since we can't recognize them behind pounds of matted hair and gnarly makeup. Their costumes look like they were purchased from the Goodwill store on the planet Tatooine. Travolta can be charming, funny, touching and brave in his best roles; why disguise him as a smelly alien creep? The Psychlos can fly between galaxies, but look at their nails: Their civilization has mastered the hyperdrive but not the manicure.

"Hellbound: Hellraiser II"

"Kirsty!" we hear. And "Tiffany!" And "Kirsty!!!" and "Tiffany!!!" And "Kirstiyyyyyyy!!!!!" And "Tiffanyyyyyyy!!!!!" I'm afraid this is another one of those movies that violates the First Rule of Repetition of Names, which states that when the same names are repeated in a movie more than four times a minute for more than three minutes in a row, the audience breaks out into sarcastic laughter, and some of the ruder members are likely to start shouting "Kirsty!" and "Tiffany!" at the screen.

"The Village"

To call it an anticlimax would be an insult not only to climaxes but to prefixes. It's a crummy secret, about one step up the ladder of narrative originality from It Was All a Dream. It's so witless, in fact, that when we do discover the secret, we want to rewind the film so we don't know the secret anymore.




Sex, romance, music, drama and other crap

"The Scarlet Letter"

The film version imagines all of the events leading up to the adultery, photographed in the style of those "Playboy's Fantasies" videos. It adds action: Indians, deadly fights, burning buildings, even the old trick where the condemned on the scaffold are saved by a violent interruption. And it converts the Rev. Dimmesdale from a scoundrel into a romantic and a weakling, perhaps because the times are not right for a movie about a fundamentalist hypocrite. It also gives us a red bird, which seems to represent the devil, and a shapely slave girl, who seems to represent the filmmakers' desire to introduce voyeurism into the big sex scenes.

"The Skulls"

"The Skulls" is one of the great howlers, a film that bears comparison, yes, with "The Greek Tycoon" or even "The Scarlet Letter." It's so ludicrous in so many different ways it achieves a kind of forlorn grandeur. It's in a category by itself.

"Flashdance"

"Flashdance" is like a movie that won a free 90-minute shopping spree in the Hollywood supermarket. The director (Adrian Lynn, of the much better "Foxes") and his collaborators race crazily down the aisles, grabbing a piece of "Saturday Night Fever," a slice of "Urban Cowboy," a quart of "Marty" and a 2-pound box of "Archie Bunker's Place." The result is great sound and flashdance, signifying nothing.

"The Green Berets"

There is an Irishman named Muldoon, a doubting journalist, a Negro, a little refugee kid with a pet dog, a hard-bitten veteran and the rest of the stock characters who fight every war for us. Everybody is there except the Jewish kid from the Bronx and the guy named Ole with a Swedish accent.

"Taste of Cherry"

A case can be made for the movie, but it would involve transforming the experience of viewing the film (which is excruciatingly boring) into something more interesting, a fable about life and death. Just as a bad novel can be made into a good movie, so can a boring movie be made into a fascinating movie review.

"Swing Kids"

The screenplay is so murky, indeed, that I was never sure whether the Kids hated the Hitler Youth lads because they were Nazis, or simply because they didn't swing. At a time when civilization was crashing down around their ears and Hitler was planning the Holocaust, it doesn't make them particularly noble that they'd rather listen to big bands than enlist in the military. Who wouldn't?

"Staying Alive"

Like the Rocky movies, "Staying Alive" ends with a big, visually explosive climax. It is so ludicrous it has to be seen to be believed. It's opening night on Broadway: Tony Manero not only dances like a hero, he survives a production number of fire, ice, smoke, flashing lights and laser beams, throws in an improvised solo -- and ends triumphantly by holding Finola Hughes above his head with one arm, like a quarry he has tracked and killed. The musical he is allegedly starring in is something called "Satan's Alley," but it's so laughably gauche it should have been called "Springtime for Tony." Stallone makes little effort to convince us we're watching a real stage presentation; there are camera effects the audience could never see, montages that create impossible physical moves and -- most inexplicable of all -- a vocal track, even though nobody on stage is singing. It's a mess. Travolta's big dance number looks like a high-tech TV auto commercial that got sick to its stomach.

"Easy Come, Easy Go"

Elvis looks about the same as he always has, with his chubby face, petulant scowl and absolutely characterless features. Here is one guy the wax museums will have no trouble getting right. He sings a lot, but I won't go into that. What I will say, however is that after two dozen movies he should have learned to talk by now.

"Betty Blue"

Typists will enjoy the typing scenes, in which she makes typing errors, causing her to throw away countless copies of Page 1, and then has the whole manuscript typed in no time. This is the way typing is thought about by people who always use yellow legal pads themselves.

"The First Time"

There are other moments of incredible inaccuracy. They almost outnumber the moments of dreadful inactivity. For what seems like hours, the three heroes sightsee at Niagara Falls while a lousy pop group sings dreary, square songs. Our attention is finally reduced to the lowest common denominator: Will anyone ever, ever make it with Jackie?

"Camille 2000"

"Camille 2000" is shot in color. It is dubbed into English instead of subtitled. It is wide screen. It has a pretty girl in it. Her name is Daniele Gaubert. Whoever painted that big sign in front of the theater has an accurate critical sense. The sign says: "See Daniele Gaubert presented in the nude ... and with great frequency." That captures the essence of Metzger's art.

"The Blue Lagoon"

Let's face it. Going into this film knowing what we've heard about it, we're anticipating the scenes in which the two kids discover the joys of sex. This is a prurient motive on our part, and we're maybe a little ashamed of it, but our shame turns to impatience as Kleiser intercuts countless shots of the birds and the bees (every third shot in this movie seems to be showing a parrot's reaction to something).

"Friends"

There are probably no 14- or 15-year-olds in the entire world like these two; they seem to have been created specifically for the entertainment of subscribers to Teenage Nudist. The archness of their "innocence" toward sex is, finally, just plain dirty. And the worst thing is that the movie seems to like it that way.

"The Usual Suspects"

Once again, my comprehension began to slip, and finally I wrote down: "To the degree that I do understand, I don't care." It was, however, somewhat reassuring at the end of the movie to discover that I had, after all, understood everything I was intended to understand. It was just that there was less to understand than the movie at first suggests.

"Beyond and Back"

The makers of "Beyond and Back" were also responsible, if memory serves, for another film called "In Search of Noah's Ark." It figures. At the end of that one they were still searching for Noah's Ark -- never found it. At the end of "Beyond and Back" we're back, all right -- but were we beyond?

"Christopher Columbus: The Discovery"

Columbus encounters friendly Indians, of which one -- the chief's daughter -- is positioned, bare-breasted, in the center of every composition. (I believe the chief's daughter is chosen by cup size.) Columbus sails back to Europe and the story is over. Another Columbus movie is promised us this fall. It cannot be worse than this. I especially look forward to the chief's daughter.

"Body of Evidence"

What about the story here? It has to be seen to be believed -- something I do not advise. There's all kinds of murky plot debris involving nasal spray with cocaine in it, ghosts from the past, bizarre sex, and lots of nudity. We are asked to believe that Madonna lives on a luxury houseboat, where she parades in front of the windows naked at all hours, yet somehow doesn't attract a crowd, not even of appreciative lobstermen.

"Caligula"

"Caligula" is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in this travesty. Disgusted and unspeakably depressed, I walked out of the film after two hours of its 170-minute length.

"Last Rites"

Many films are bad. Only a few declare themselves the work of people deficient in taste, judgment, reason, tact, morality and common sense. Was there no one connected with this project who read the screenplay, considered the story, evaluated the proposed film and vomited?

[Ghoul]

mora da u međuvremenu, za ove 4 godine, ima mnogo novih kandidata za ovaj topik...

[Tex Murphy]

The Horribly Overlong and Utterly Pointless Case of Benjamin Button

[VlaD]

LIQUID SKY (1982)
Moram da pomenem ovaj film ...

Liquid Sky Trailer

Lady Gaga od pre dvadesetak godina...

Detalji : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085852/

[Ghoul]

UBEDLJIVO NAJGORI FILM SVIH VREMENA:

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Smoki je zajebao Andrića!

evo još jednog prikaza koji je nemi pratilac ovog bloga, Aleksandar Radivojević, priložio za web-obznanu:

http://ljudska_splacina.com/2009/08/natasa-2001.html

[Son of Man]

Ivkova slava
Šišanje
Šejtanov Ratnik
Zamfirova Zona
Parada
Zona mrtvih
Karaula
Nataša
Munje
Mi nismo anđela 2, 3
Turneja
Mali budo
1 na 1

...ma sve redom NOVO osim NEPRIJATELJA...

[Karl Rosman]

...ma sve redom NOVO osim NEPRIJATELJA...

+111!1

[Karl Rosman]

Bilo bi lepo saznati koliko para je drzava dala na snimanje filmova sa Sinkove liste.

Ono, zbog zucne kese...

[Albedo 0]

šotra forever! <3

[Karl Rosman]

šotra forever! <3

Jesi gledao Osvajanje slobode?

[Albedo 0]

nope, valja li išta