KONFERENCIJE

[Ghoul]

Spremam se za odlazak na neku konferenciju u inostranstvo, pa ubijam vreme dok nešto čekam zabavljajući se izmišljanjem tema i topika (koji, avaj, uopšte nisu daleko od onih koji me tamo čekaju):

Topic: Marxist Perspectives on Post-colonial Black Handicapped Gay Feminist Writing Studies

Papers: GENDERING THE BLACKNESS
           PHALLOCENTRIC VISION
           DESTRUCTION OF THE FEMININE
           OTHERNESS: IN AND OUT
           GENDERING THE VAGINA
           THIS OTHER AND OTHER OTHERS
           CONSTRUCTING AFRICAN MANHOOD
           LACANIAN VIEW ON SKIN, COLOR AND GENDER
           GENDERING GENDER
           GHETTOISATION OF THE MODERN FEMINIST DISCOURSE  

itsr.

[Ghoul]

A moj prijatelj, diplomirani sociolog, dodaje:

> Social Construction of the Sociological version of
> the Social Constructionist Construction (with an
> emphasis on the constructivist view of the process
> of constructing the social)
>
> Endangered Gender: The Constructionist Revolution in
> Gender Studies
>
> Suck my Cockstruct - Social Construction of Sexual
> Mores of Modern European Middle-Class,
> Higher-Educated, White, Liberal-Leftist,
> Gay-Friendly, Female, Goth-Rock Lovers

[Loengrin]

Gde sam ja živela do sadaaa, a sumnjala sam da zemlja ima multidimenzionalnu osobinu, ali sam ja izgleda do sada štrikala u zimskom krilu, onom s neočišćenim kaminom.

Mada, 'fala Bogu, sad je i taj nesporazum razjašnjen.

[Tex Murphy]

Lesbian Necrophile Society View of the Development of Antisemitism in the Region of Donji Smrtići, Bosnia

[Ghoul]

ako još neko ovde piše MAGISTARSKI, evo nečeg korisnog:


Useful Research Phrases and What They Really Mean

"It has long been known" . . .
[I didn't look up the original reference.]

"A definite trend is evident" . . .
[These data are practically meaningless.]

"Of great theoretical and practical importance" . . .
[Interesting to me.]

"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these questions" . . .
[An unsuccessful experiment but I still have to get it published.]

"Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study" . . .
[The results of the others didn't make any sense.]

"Typical results are shown" . . .
[The best results are shown.]

"These results will be shown in a subsequent report" . . .
[I might get around to this sometime if I'm pushed.]

"The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones" . . .
[He was my graduate assistant.]

"It is believed that" . . .
[I think]

"It is generally believed that" . . .
[A couple of other guys think so, too.]

"It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding occurs" . . .
[I don't understand it.]

"Correct within an order of magnitude" . . .
[Wrong]

"It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigations in this field" . . .
[This is a lousy paper, but so are all the others on this miserable topic.]

"Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to George Frink for valuable assistance" . . .
[Blotz did the work and Frink explained to me what it meant.]

"A careful analysis of obtainable data" . . .
[Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.]

"It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs"...
[I don't understand it.]

"After additional study by my colleagues"...
[ They don't understand it either.]

"It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field"...
[I quit.]