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04-02-2007, 08:55:49
SEX IDIOMS




felcher

During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.



'The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.'





cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.



'Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!'





pool cleaner

One who removes cum from a lint filled belly button.



'Yo, remember that time steve pool cleaned that nasty chick.'



cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!

'Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?'





atm

Ass to Mouth means person A is fucking the ass of person B. Person A removes cock (prior to cumming) from ass and inserts in mouth of person B.



'Mmmm...the nutty brown flavor of ATM.'





slurper

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.



'HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!'





sand crab

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.



'Fucking tourist, Sand Crab them all!'





love cheese

the hard cum and other materials gather around the japs eye of the tallywacker and hardens to form a disgusting, crusty deposit



'dude i had to go to the doctors today to get that piece of love cheese removed cuz it was starting to gimme a rash'





skeet

To release a massive load of sperm, To remove the semen from a male body. Or in slang terms: to cum all over that bitch.



"Oh my! I got skeet in my eye", said Mildred.
"I'm terribly sorry.", said Eugene.



helm cheese

when ones self doesnt wash their "peice" properlly.. by pulling back the fore skin and removing dried up cum. If failure to do so persists then the dried up cum will create a rather bad smell of cheese around the helmet

"hey dan, can u smell my helm cheese"
"jesus christ it smells like cheese"





Creamy Hot Carl

After intercoures with a loved one or good friend using the "siran wrap and elastic band" style condom remove the cum drenched siran wrap gently, so as to not spill your garbage. Place it cum side down on your partners face and then squat, ever so passionately, over their face and take a hot steamy shit on their face. This is a variation of the Hot Carl.



'After Donn got pounded in the ass, Peter gave him a Creamy Hot Carl.'





jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.



"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"





anal ripcord

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.



'Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.'





tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.



'o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank '

OR

'i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink'





Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.



'My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.'





kome se ovo sviđa, neka ide na

http://www.urbandictionary.com

za još milion sličnih!
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Meho Krljic

#1
04-02-2007, 10:22:33
Heh, da... Ja sam jednom došao u nebrano grožđe na jednom američkom forumu kad sam postovao link za sličan spisak. Ja sam mislio da je smešno, a žene tamo su me napale da sam bezosećajna, woman-hating svinja koju treba kastrirati a koja ionako nikad nije ženu videla sa bliže od trideset metara. Sve zbog toga što sam pomenuo donkey punching. Na ovom spisku ove, ah, tehnike nema ali za slučaj da se neko zaleti: nijesam je nikad praktikovao niti odobravam njenu upotrebu međ non-consenting individuals bla bla bla.

Mixitron M. Storm

#2
04-02-2007, 12:27:27
Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

Джон Рейнольдс

#3
04-02-2007, 12:56:50
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punching

"i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it", kaže postavljač definicije. U kom si ti kontekstu spomenuo DP, crni Meho?  :twisted:

PS Gle! Ovo DP ima višestruko lascivno značenje. Ma, i ovo PS mi je sumnjivo...
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Bab Jaga

#4
05-02-2007, 10:21:25
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)
Ghoul fhtagn!

Ghoul

#5
05-02-2007, 11:12:50
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)

i ja sam raspoložen da me udaviš, ali sad si izmislila nekakve vize iz hrvatske za srbiju... tako da... tri tačke...  :roll:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

angel011

#6
05-02-2007, 11:41:46
Quote from: "Ghoul"
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)

i ja sam raspoložen da me udaviš, ali sad si izmislila nekakve vize iz hrvatske za srbiju... tako da... tri tačke...  :roll:

Zar ovakva vrsta razgovora ne bi trebalo da ide na prajvat?  :evil:
We're all mad here.

Ghoul

#7
05-02-2007, 11:46:45
Quote from: "angel011"
Quote from: "Ghoul"
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)

i ja sam raspoložen da me udaviš, ali sad si izmislila nekakve vize iz hrvatske za srbiju... tako da... tri tačke...  :roll:

Zar ovakva vrsta razgovora ne bi trebalo da ide na prajvat?  :evil:

NE DAVI!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

angel011

#8
05-02-2007, 11:53:15
Quote from: "Ghoul"
Quote from: "angel011"
Quote from: "Ghoul"
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)

i ja sam raspoložen da me udaviš, ali sad si izmislila nekakve vize iz hrvatske za srbiju... tako da... tri tačke...  :roll:

Zar ovakva vrsta razgovora ne bi trebalo da ide na prajvat?  :evil:

NE DAVI!

Hoćeš da te Bab Jaga udavi, ali nećeš da te davim ja! Više me ne voliš!  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :lol:
We're all mad here.

lilit

#9
05-02-2007, 12:14:58
ljudi, ko boga vas molim, ne preuzimajte mi posao glavnog oftopikera!
:cry:
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Bab Jaga

#10
05-02-2007, 13:45:18
Ne znam kako uspiješ skužiti što je na ovom dijelu foruma onn a što off-topic. Ja sam digla ruke od pokušaja shvatiti. Ionako Boban ništa ne briše.
Ali kako još uvijek nisam dala oduška svojim negativnim emocijama (t.j. nikog nisam prebila), možda je bolje da za neko vrijeme apstiniram od učešća u forumskim raspravima.
Ghoul fhtagn!

Tex Murphy

#11
05-02-2007, 14:47:54
QuoteAli kako još uvijek nisam dala oduška svojim negativnim emocijama (t.j. nikog nisam prebila), možda je bolje da za neko vrijeme apstiniram

:evil:

(sorry, to je bilo jače od mene)
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Bab Jaga

#12
05-02-2007, 16:20:06
Quote from: "Ghoul"
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"
Quote from: "Mixitron M. Storm"Mamba će vas oba udaviti.

A ja ću njoj pomoći (briga me za vaši gušti, ali sam raspoložena nekog udaviti)

i ja sam raspoložen da me udaviš, ali sad si izmislila nekakve vize iz hrvatske za srbiju... tako da... tri tačke...  :roll:
Kopipastam sa sajta Croatia airlinesa:
QuotePolazni let: Pula - Belgrade  
Sunday, 4 February 2007 - Sunday, 11 February 2007  
Dani letenja =    February  
prethodni tjedan     04  05  06  07  08  09  10  11  

Croatia Airlines (OU 635)  
polazak: 15:10  - Pula (PUY) Terminal  
dolazak: 17:00  - Zagreb (ZAG) Terminal  
tip zrakoplova: Aerospatiale/Alenia ATR 42-300/320  
   
Croatia Airlines (OU 442)  
polazak: 17:45  - Zagreb (ZAG) Terminal  
dolazak: 18:35  - Vienna (VIE) Terminal  
tip zrakoplova: Airbus Industrie A319  

Austrian (OS 7133) Zrakoplov kompanije Jat Airways  
polazak: 19:20  - Vienna (VIE) Terminal  
dolazak: 20:25  - Belgrade (BEG) Terminal  
tip zrakoplova: Aerospatiale/Alenia ATR 72  

Nakon ovakvog putešestvija...
Ghoul fhtagn!

lilit

#13
05-02-2007, 16:28:17
eh, kad rece Pula...probudi mi stare uspomene :oops:

Ekspresni vlak za Pariz: Pula, Trst, Milano, Torino, Grenoble, Pariz, polazi sa cetrnaestog kolosjeka, drugi peron lijevo...
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Tex Murphy

#14
05-02-2007, 18:58:30
Htjede li da kažeš nešto kao
"Na stanici u Puli pod vrelim suncem leta sam čekao gitaru i svirao autobus..."?
:evil:
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#15
05-02-2007, 19:26:02
ne, no "pula, danju dosadna, pula, nocu pospana, mrtva..."
Ti si iz Bolivije? Gde je heroin i zašto ste ubili Če Gevaru?

Bab Jaga

#16
06-02-2007, 12:36:43
Meni Pula ne znači ništa osim što je tamo najbliža zračna luka. Svi znaju da pravi centar Istre je Poreč... ;)
Ghoul fhtagn!

lilit

#17
06-02-2007, 12:38:40
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"Meni Pula ne znači ništa osim što je tamo najbliža zračna luka. Svi znaju da pravi centar Istre je Poreč... ;)
zar sam ja to icim negirala?
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Jake Chambers

#18
06-02-2007, 14:27:03
Jebeš to, vi samo PRIČATE o seksanju  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Dopisi iz Diznilenda - Ponovo radi blog!

Bab Jaga

#19
06-02-2007, 16:21:05
Ja pričam o nepoželjnoj apstinenciji
Ghoul fhtagn!

Meho Krljic

#20
06-02-2007, 16:21:53
Znaš kako se kaže: ko može - može, ko ne može - priča o tome na Internetu.

Jake Chambers

#21
06-02-2007, 17:13:35
Ima onih i koji mogu, i rade, a i pričaju  :twisted:
Dopisi iz Diznilenda - Ponovo radi blog!

Meho Krljic

#22
06-02-2007, 18:00:37
Prokletnici!!!! :x  Šta onda ostaje nama???

Bab Jaga

#23
07-02-2007, 09:44:02
Čitati. I maštati...
Ghoul fhtagn!

Rose Ann

#24
07-02-2007, 10:23:10
apstinenciji od čega? (da izgubila sam nit AKA konac)
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni

Bab Jaga

#25
07-02-2007, 15:27:35
Od onog što je tema topica.  :mrgreen:
Ghoul fhtagn!

Ghoul

#26
07-02-2007, 15:33:53
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"Od onog što je tema topica.  :mrgreen:

apstinencija od upotrebe sex idioma?  :shock:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Bab Jaga

#27
07-02-2007, 15:58:00
Od svega što ima veze s seksom
Ghoul fhtagn!

Ghoul

#28
07-02-2007, 16:08:01
Quote from: "Bab Jaga"Od svega što ima veze s seksom

ali baba, SVE ima veze sa sexom! :cry:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Mixitron M. Storm

#29
07-02-2007, 16:28:38
Opterećenom umu da.

Jake Chambers

#30
07-02-2007, 16:32:53
Bla.
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Tex Murphy

#31
07-02-2007, 17:16:53
E to, Džejče! Nek si im reko!
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angel011

#32
10-02-2007, 23:47:36
We're all mad here.

Mixitron M. Storm

#33
11-02-2007, 00:59:27
Mda.
I kod mene u osmom razredu već nije bilo nikog ko se nije trpao, a 'prosečna dužina' je bila krajnja granica do koje se moglo pasti, ovaj, donja do koje se moglo dići. :evil:

zakk

#34
11-02-2007, 12:32:53
munze konza!  :evil:
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Usul

#35
11-02-2007, 13:38:55
Quote from: "angel011"rainbow parties: http://www.reason.com/news/show/36643.html
Da, da cuvene urbane legende o "kamenoj faci" i "lepezi"... vidim da se slicna prica prodaje i u inostranstvu...
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