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Vanessa del Rio



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A couple of days ago, Taschen sent me a review copy of the new trade edition of their infamous 2007 publication, Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior, an autobiography cum coffetable art book dedicated to the life and career of the legendarily nasty 70s porn star, and edited by Taschen's "sex editor" Dian Hanson.

Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior is one of the most extraordinary pop culture products that I have ever beheld. It's also one of the filthiest things I've ever seen. At once, it's a gorgeous and glossy volume, a high class, high end, object and just the nastiest and most prurient porn you can possibly imagine. That's a neat trick and no mean feat to pull off. The 1970s vintage of most of the photographs is probably what allows this enterprise to (just barely) be categorized as "acceptable," because there was zero attempt made to censor any of it, I can assure you.

The book is a heavy, oversized 12" by 12", full-color, 328 page paean to the pussy power of one of the most sex-crazed super sluts who has ever lived. Let me rephrase that, Vanessa Del Rio is a self-created sex-crazed super slut, someone who foresaw her future slut-dom whilst still in her early teens. She became who who wanted to be, that much can't be argued. The exploits documented here (street-walking in Times Square, bondage films, steroid abuse, jail time) would see a sailor blush, and yet, in Del Rio's voice (captured well here), her mis-adventures command respect. The woman is hardcore! Say what you want, this hot and spicy Latina chica from the Bronx sucked in what life had to offer her and she swallowed every last drop.

It would be tempting to call Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior a "survivor's tale," but it's not anything of the sort. It's the story of one of life's winners and in Del Rio's case, she's beat the game on her own terms and no else else's. Her tale is a fascinating one and now it's been set down for posterity in this wild, wild book. It's not for everybody, certainly not, but if you suspect this book might be for you, then it probably is!

The deluxe edition of Vanessa Del Rio: Fifty Years of Slightly Slutty Behavior consists of 200 copies, which sell for a whopping $1500. Each comes in a special box, is signed by Del Rio and contains a lithograph of her drawn and signed by Robert Crumb. It also comes with a DVD, which includes several of her most notable sex scenes and anecdotes about some of her wildest sexual experiences. There are additionally 1300 copies that sell for $700 each. These are signed by Del Rio, but lack the Crumb litho. In one of these 1500 copies there lurks a gold lottery ticket ala Charlie and the Chocolate Factory whereby the winner gets an all-expenses-paid night "out on the town" (read into that what you will) with Vanessa Del Rio, to be captured on film by a noted photographer (probably noted pervy photographer Terry Richardson, who took photos in 2005 of Del Rio as she sucked his dick). As of today, the winning ticket remains unclaimed. The trade version is a bargain at $59.95, but no gold ticket, sorry.

That she can take images that were once sold from under the counter in Times Square smut shops and denounced by the Meese Commission and somehow recontextualize them as art or anthropology and as something palatable enough to be sold in respectable bookstores is a testament to Dian Hanson's editorial genius. And that he entrusts and supports Hanson to do such work is a tribute, too, to Benedikt Taschen's prowess and creativity as a businessman. To turn this it doesn't get any filthier 70s smut into a $1500 coffeetable book is an alchemical transmutation of considerable brilliance.

[Meho Krljic]

Heh

http://www.cracked.com/article_18867_5-creepy-ways-humans-are-plunging-into-uncanny-valley.html

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When he shot "X-Men Origins: Wolverine", Hugh Jackman clocked in at 190 pounds of muscle. The actor tells The L.A. Times that he's getting a lot bigger for Darren Aronofsky's "The Wolverine" and is currently in the midst of training for it.

"It's 6,000 calories a day, it's rough... Right now, I'm at 210 [lbs.]" says Jackman who was told to bulk up by Aronofsky - "Darren said with the last one, 'Hey you looked great, but you're so tall that in those long shots you looked kind of like Clint Eastwood, and that's not Wolverine.' He said that Wolverine, in the comics, is powerful, stocky, you know, he's short and thick. So he said, 'I want you to go there, get bigger.'"

Jackman describes the film itself, based on Chris Claremont and Frank Miller's Japan-set 1982 comic mini-series, as "not a sequel, it's a stand-alone, and I think we're going to make one that people will describe as the best of the bunch... I'm really, really pumped about it. I feel like all the planets are finally aligned to make a great movie."

Jackman says he's been longing to do this storyline for a while, "I remember saying to [producer] Lauren Shuler Donner, "Lauren, I don't know about you, but I've seen this Japanese story, and I think it's so good. It's just genius, it's brilliant." And we kind of always talked about it from there on. I sort of even wanted to do that in the third X-Men movie at first, but we thought, no, we really need to establish who he is at first, and we did that [with "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"], and now this is sort of the cherry on top, to finally do it and have Darren Aronofsky direct it."

[Meho Krljic]

U toj Claremontovoj/ Millerovoj ekstravanagci Wolverine dosta jebe, bilo bi lepo da nam Aronofski da priliku da to vidimo i u filmu.

Takođe, ako im treba mali a nabijen Wolverine, zašto ne bi... kastovali nekoga ko tako zaista izgleda??? Mislim, ja volim Hjua Džekmena, ali Wolverine u stripovima nikad nije bio pinap.

[Meho Krljic]

Heh, heh, evo zabavnih primera Streisand Effecta na delu:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18954_the-6-most-disastrous-attempts-at-internet-damage-control.html

[crippled_avenger]

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Samuel L Jackson appeared on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" where he confirmed that in the next month he will shoot his cameos for "Thor" and "Captain America," despite previously stating that he will not be part of "Thor."

He added that "The Avengers" will then begin shooting in April and that Nick Fury will be getting a sidekick. "I have to screen test like five actresses on Friday," Jackson explained. "They have this new character that I guess is my sidekick that's with me all the time."

THR has now learned that some of the actresses that are auditioning are Morena Baccarin ("V"), Jessica Lucas (Cloverfield), Cobie Smulders ("How I Met Your Mother") and Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Scott Pilgrim vs the World).

Whoever gets the role (rumored to be The Wasp) will become a key members of S.H.I.E.L.D., an espionage agency ran by Nick Fury (Jackson). The chosen actress will also sign a nine-picture deal with Marvel, guaranteeing that she will return in future films.

Read more: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=20536&count=0#ixzz1CydjyGC0

[Meho Krljic]

Njemu je do jaja. Nik Fjuri može/ treba da se pojavi u svakom Marvelovom filmu, dakle, kapaće svake godine od njih. I sve zato što je pre deset godina Mark Millar objasnio Johnu Cassadayju da Ultimate Nick Fury treba da podseća na Semjuela El Džeksona. Pa treba spomenik da mu sagradi.

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Platinum Studios, Producer Andrew Lazar and Top Cow Productions are teaming to adapt Matt Hawkins' five-issue 2005 comic "Vice" into a live action feature film reports Deadline.

The story follows a group of hard-core teen felons who join the FBI's Critical Response Unit as a way to clear their records.

A combination of bad attitudes and formidable powers make them as dangerous as those they pursue. Lazar and Scott Mitchell Rosenberg will produce.

[Meho Krljic]

Hmmm, taj Vice nisam ni čitao. Top Cow me načelno odbija svojim niskim kvalitetom, ali shvatam da je ta izjava besmislena istog trenutka dok je kucam jer sam ionako pratio i Wildstorm poslednje tri godine i Project Superpowers u Dynamiteu...

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Director Joe Johnston tells The L.A. Times that James "Bucky" Barnes, the plucky young sidekick to Captain America (aka. Steve Rogers) in the comics, is getting something of a makeover for the upcoming "Captain America: The First Avenger".

"In the comics, he's like Robin is to Batman, but this is not that at all," Johnston says. "We took some liberties with the relationship between the two guys. In our story, Bucky is already in the service, he's already joined up and is being sent overseas while Steve is still struggling to get in the army. That's different than what you may have read in the comics. It adds a nuance to the relationship that pays off later. They're closer in age, too — they're virtually the same age."

In the film, Rogers and Barnes are orphans and grow up almost as brothers. Rogers is too sickly to enlist so he volunteers for a dangerous and secret experiment that might make him the first of an army of super-soldiers. That fact changes the physics of his friendship to be far less paternal than the comics, while Bucky himself is used far less as comic relief.

Part of the reason for the changes was the hiring of handsome and impressive young character actor Sebastian Stan ("Gossip Girl," "Kings," "Black Swan") as Bucky, "Sebastian brought something really interesting and slightly on the dark side and really compelling to watch... Sebastian has a dark, slightly quirky side to him — and that's the case when he's in character or not — and he brought that to this movie" says Johnston.

The director adds that Stan was originally up for the role of the Captain himself, Steve Rogers, which ultimately went to Chris Evans. "You know, he was originally up for the lead, for the Steve Rogers role, but he didn't have quite the same earnest, I-want-to-fight-for-my-country aura that Chris has for this role. Sebastian has a little bit of the bad boy, he's a little bit of the James Dean type and that goes somewhat counter to the general perception of Steve Rogers. He wasn't quite right for Captain America, but I think he's perfect for Bucky" says the director.

[Meho Krljic]

Ovo bi trebalo u DušMane reaguj, ali kako njega uglavnom nema na forumu, evo kod mene:

Batman gets pwned

[Meho Krljic]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18997_the-5-most-implausible-old-school-rap-songs.html

[Meho Krljic]

Dogovor na vrhu:

Ceca i Lil Wayne snimaju duet

Svetlana - Ceca Ražnatović možda će na novom albumu imati numeru na kojoj će sarađivati sa američkim reperom Lilom Vejnom i Filipom Filipijem, producentom srpsko-kanadskog porekla.

Pošto je Filip završio rad na pesmi za Cecu i Lila Vejna, ostalo je samo da se studijiski uobliči ovaj neobični duet. Kako prenosi jedan selebriti portal, saradnja će se sigurno ostvariti. Prvo će folk diva završiti svoj deo, a potom se očekuje i vokalna deonica američkog repera.

[crippled_avenger]

Daryl Hannah, Tom Sizemore, and Thora Birch have all signed on for the adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's 2008 novel "Snuff" reports ChuckPalahniuk.net.

The story centers on an aging porn star, Cassie Wright (Daryl Hannah), who tries to set the record for the biggest gang-bang in history by screwing six hundred men on camera in one day.

Despite the subject matter, there's little actual sex in the book as it focuses on three men bonding through their future sexual conquest. Things get more twisted as a few claim she is their misplaced mother yet still plan to have sex with her.

Sizemore will play Mr. 600, the man who introduced Cassie to the industry, while Birch will play Cassie's personal assistant. French filmmaker Fabien Martorell will direct from a script he is co-writing with Karina Wilson.

[Meho Krljic]

Verovatno najbolji kasting u odnosu na scenario u istoriji Holivuda.

[Meho Krljic]

Biljke. Užasne biljke:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18979_10-creepy-plants-that-shouldnt-exist.html

[crippled_avenger]

Mehmete, čekiraj...

http://dobanevinosti.blogspot.com/search?q=X-MEN%3A+KORENI+

[Meho Krljic]

Hmmm, sve žive su timove i likove izmešali. Mada to i nije toliki problem jer u filmovima je kontinuitet ionako drugačiji nego u stripu. U stripu je X-Men First Class serijal koji se radi u kontinuitetu između prvog i drugog X-Men runa, dakle, tim koji je bio u prvih šezdeset i kusur epizoda, dok je serijal pisao Stan Lee, samo su ovo njihove avanture koje Lee, jelte, nije živopisao.Tako da tu nema mnogo mesta ni za Pixie koja se vidi u trejleru (mada ne vidim da je wikipedija pominje), a koja je kreirana tek polovinom prve decenije ovog veka, u kontinuitetu godinama posle prvog tima, ni za Mystique koju je kreirao Chris Claremont pred kraj sedamdesetih a koja se ionako pojavljuje u prva tri X-men filma. Da ne pominjem Emmu Frost i Sebastiana Shawa koji su klasični Claremontovi likovi, vezani za velike priče koje je Claremont tokom decenija razvijao itd. Dodali su i Darwina, koga je kreirao Ed Brubaker za svoj retcon od pre neku godinu, koji menja kontinuitet između Leejevog i Claremontovog rada na serijalu... Hoću reći, to nema veze sa idejom X-Men: First Class niti sa poznatim kontinuitetom u najgrubljoj formi.

Ali, to na stranu, Vaughn ima sve elemente da napravi solidan, zabavan film i ja se ovome svakako radujem. Čak aplaudiram na tome što se ovde pojavljuje Emma Frost jer... svaka prilika da se ta žena pojavi pred našim očima je - dobra prilika.

[crippled_avenger]

Maliciozni humor, zar ne?

Mac vs PC (1984 vs. 2007) (HD)

[Meho Krljic]

Pa, sad, maliciozno ali tačno. Naravno, poznato je koliko ja mrzim Apple, ali nema sumnje ni u to da je PC sa svojim Windows ropstvom postao jedna neverovatno sporopaleća mašina. Ajde, na poslu ujutro dođem, upalim kompjuter, otvorim jedan prozor (na zidu, ne na kompjuteru), otvorim drugi, skinem kaput, okačim ga, pripremim iPod i USB stick i do tog momenta je možda Windows spreman da prihvati moj login (ne i da se radi u njemu). Što i nije strašno, to je možda 30-40 sekundi. Ali na tom kompjuteru i nemam bogznašta instalirano. Kod kuće ustanem, upalim kompjuter, odem, umijem se, operem zube i dok dođem do kompjutera, možda se butovao i možda mogu da radim. Što nije strašno ako ne moraš tokom dana da ga restartuješ, ali ako moraš... eto pakla.

[crippled_avenger]

Principal photography is scheduled to begin in late Spring/early Summer on the biopic "Tupac" according to press release issued by Morgan Creek Productions today.

The film chronicles the life and legacy of Tupac Shakur, including his rise to superstardom as a hip hop artist and actor, as well as his imprisonment and prolific, controversial time at Death Row Records, where he was steeped in the East coast/West coast rap war.

Directed by Antoine Fuqua ("Training Day," "Brooklyn's Finest"), the film will be shot on location in Los Angeles, New York, Georgia and Las Vegas and is currently being cast.

Shakur's mother Afeni Shakur-Davis says, "I am confident that Morgan Creek will stay true to the common goal we share of depicting Tupac's life in a way that will allow the world to see the authenticity of his artistry, his hopes, and his life goals."

[Meho Krljic]

Au bre, nisam znao da ću jednog dana zbog Džona Čiza i suzu da pustim:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19010_5-ways-to-avoid-your-terrible-parents-mistakes.html

[DušMan]

Revolucija!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6C01tyrhf0&feature=player_embedded#at=68

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The PlayStation Phone is due to ship in April.

TOKYO -- As Sony Ericsson launched its gaming phone, the Xperia Play, Sony announced that its PlayStation 2 (PS2) console had shipped over 150 million units worldwide since its launch in March 2000.

Making it the best-selling home or handheld console in gaming history, the PS2 passed the milestone at the end of 2010, more than a decade since it was first launched in Japan.

With the launch of the PS3 in 2006, many expected the older console to fade quietly away, but the PS2 has hung on to life better than a video game zombie. There were numerous quarters of Sony results when the company reported, for better or worse, that the PS2 continued to outsell its newer and more expensive cousin.

More than 1.52 billion games from 10,828 PS2 titles have been sold, and sales of the console – now priced at around $100 – remain particularly strong in emerging markets.

Due for an April launch, Sony Ericsson's gaming phone, dubbed the PlayStation Phone, has a touch screen and slide-out control buttons that are similar to those found on the PlayStation Portable. The handset will run Google's Android platform and have six games pre-loaded, with a library of 50 slated for the launch.

With Nokia's recently announced tie-up with Microsoft, the Xperia Play will enter an increasingly competitive mobile phone gaming market where free and low-cost games are already established in the smartphone space.

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[Meho Krljic]

Lepo izgleda.

[crippled_avenger]

Spalio majku u peći jer mu je oduzela plejstejšn
D. Milojković | 18. 02. 2011. - 13:45h | Komentara: 65

Šesnaestogodišnji Kendal Anderson iz Južne Filadelfije (SAD) priznao je, kako istraga tvrdi, da je svoju majku Rašidu (37) ubio jer mu je oduzela plejstejšn konzolu za igranje kompjuterskih igrica.

Prema policijskom izveštaju, Kendal je majku napao čekićem za ukucavanje eksera dok je spavala, i 20 puta ju je udario po glavi, ali pošto je i posle toga još uvek davala znake života odvukao ju je u prizemlje i pokušao da je "kremira" u kuhinjskoj peć. Pošto mu ni to nije pošlo za rukom, nastavio je da je udara po glavi nogom od stolice, da bi zatim telo odvukao u uličicu iza kuće i sakrio ispod gomile smeća, gde je kasnije i pronađeno.


Dečak je u istrazi izjavio da se nakon što mu je majka oduzela plejstejšn tri sata premišljao da li da počini zločin, jer "nije mogao da podnese svađu", kao i da se zbog svog dela kaje, i da ga ne bi ponovio.
"Stvarno mi nedostaje moja mama... ona je bila je jedina osoba kojoj je bilo stalo do mene", izjavio je maloletni zločinac pred sudom.

[Savajat Erp]

кретен...вероватно ће му судити као одраслом и супер ће се провести...

[crippled_avenger]

Pa keva mu verovatno isključila u sred teškog nivoa. Pre sejva. Ko je ne bi ubio?

[Savajat Erp]

True that! 

[Father Jape]

Krekd i islam, ovo kao da su pravili s Mehmetom na umu

http://www.cracked.com/article_18911_5-ridiculous-things-you-probably-believe-about-islam.html

[Meho Krljic]

Mislim da sam ja link za taj tekst kačio ovde pre jedno mesec dana. Ali uvek je lepo ponovo ga videti.

[Father Jape]

U potpunosti sam ocekivao da ces tako nesto reci. -_- Ja sam nabasao na nj na Tviteru i odlucio da ne pogledam datum pisanja.

[Meho Krljic]

Divan primer korišćenja slobodne volje što smo je dobili na dar od boga.

[Meho Krljic]

Nego, evo svežijeg Cracked sadržaja, takođe kao pravljenog za mene. Ja inače i danas čitam Diznijeve stripove koje izdaje Boom! (a uskoro će, pretpostavljamo svi, Marvel), a evo kako su oni relevantni:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19021_5-amazing-things-invented-by-donald-duck-seriously.html

Na primer? Pa, ceo zaplet Inceptiona je sadržan u jednoj epizodi Baje Patka iz 2000. godine.

Edit: Dodao bih da ovo samo još jednom potvrđuje da je Carl Barks bio unikatni genije.

[Meho Krljic]

Uzgred, ko je bio lijen da klikne na gornji link svakako će biti lijen da klikne i na ovaj (sadržan u tekstu):

http://www.seriesam.com/barks/detc_ccus_os0456-02.html

a na kome se potanko objašnjava kako je izgledala integralna Barksova verzija Povratka u Klondajk, jedne od najvažnijih epizoda Uncle Scroogea u povijesti Uncle Scroogea. Moram da kažem da su četiri isečene strane opisane na ovom linku baš ono, gejm čejndžing i da je interesantno videti i šta je Barks sa njima hteo (bolja motivacija za Bajino ponašanje, ali i dublja povezanost između njega i drage mu) i kako je i zašto to sve Dizni cenzurisao.

Edit: Sad vidim na kraju teksta da je početkom osamdesetih objavljena i rekonstruisana verzija, čiji sken skoro sigurno imam ali ga nikada nisam pročitao. OH!!! Samo da večeras stignem kući!!!

[Meho Krljic]

Eh, da...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19025_6-giant-blind-spots-in-every-movie-aliens-invasion-strategy.html

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FX has given the green light to Powers, a project based on the popular comic by Brian Michael Bendis and Michael Avon Oeming.

Powers follows detectives in a homicide department devoted to cases that involve superheroes. The pilot order comes a decade after Sony optioned the rights for a feature film version, which never came to fruition.

Charles Eglee (The Walking Dead, The Shield) wrote the pilot and will serve as an executive producer with Bendis, Oeming, Michael Dinner, David Engel and Circle of Confusion, the company behind The Walking Dead. Dinner, who helmed the Sons of Anarchy and Justified pilots, will also direct.

At one point, Journeyman creator Kevin Falls was attached to adapt.

Sony TV and FX Productions are co-producing the project, which has been in development for several years.

Powers has been in publication for more than a decade, producing a dozen graphic novels and more than 60 issues.

Bendis, well-known for his work on other Marvel titles, including Avengers, X-Men and Ultimate Spider-Man, turned to Twitter to express his enthusiasm.

"Powers pilot was just greenlit by FX," he shared with his 34,000-plus followers Friday night. "It's official! Your window of reading Powers while it was still cool is running out."

[crippled_avenger]

Eh, da...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19025_6-giant-blind-spots-in-every-movie-aliens-invasion-strategy.html

Ovo je genijalno!

[Meho Krljic]

Super je ovo za Powers. Ja sam skoro slučajno sakupio ceo serijal u trejdovima i, iako nije u pitanju ujednačeno dobar strip, generalno je bolji od većine onoga što Bendis normalno radi za Marvel. Premisa je dobra, seting je dobar i, u teoriji, to bi moglo da bude vrlo dobro.

[Meho Krljic]

John Cheese pokušava da ostavi pušenje. Kao bonus, videćete njegovu golu (mada pikselizovanu) stražnjicu. Ono o čemu sam sanjao pola života...

[Father Jape]

A da Znak Sagite sakupi pare i posalje te u Ameriku (akcenat na prvom slogu) da upoznas Dzona licno?

[Meho Krljic]

Učinili biste to za mene? 

[crippled_avenger]

Mehmete, da nisi možda sa svojim mad hacking skillzima naišao negde na mogućnost downloada Grant Morrisonovog komentara za ALL STAR SUPERMAN animaciju?

[Meho Krljic]

Hmmm, upravo skidam BluRay rip pa ćemo da vidimo da li su ripperi ostavili taj audio track. Prethodni koga sam skinuo je bio DVD Rip i imao je samo normalan audio.

[Meho Krljic]

Nope, nema ga ni ovde. Nadajmo se da će se neko smilovati...

[Meho Krljic]

Uh... čokolada će uskoro nestati sa planete???? Fosfor takođe?? Helijum??? Kakvo je ovo bezumlje????????

http://www.cracked.com/article_19048_6-important-things-you-didnt-know-were-running-out-of.html

[Melkor]

Ah, zato ne mogu nigde da nadjem omiljeni mi brend tekile 

[lilit]

Ah, zato ne mogu nigde da nadjem omiljeni mi brend tekile 

Er...da, to je jedini pravi odgovor. 
Mislim, logikom pisca bombastičnog članka - we are running out of svega, a ne samo ovih deset stvari koje je nabrojao.   

[Meho Krljic]

Mene to sa čokoladom ipak brine...

Ali pustimo sad to, doneo sam kući Killzone 3, valja se malo pucati.