Najmoćnije rečenice na filmu

[Lord Grejstok]

Odgledah opet Transformers the movie pa sam se upalio

One day an autobot will rise from our ranks to open the matrix, and light our darkhest hour.

Optimus Prajm, Transformers the movie


It is too late for me my son

Dart Vejder, SW E6 Povratak dzedaja


E, Bože s kim ja živim.

Milutin Topalović, Maratonci trče počasni krug


Em je starija od njega, em je iz razbojničke kuće, em je kurva!!!

Laki Topalović, Maratonci trče počasni krug


itd..

[crippled_avenger]

Em je starija od njega, em je iz razbojničke kuće, em je kurva!!!

Laki Topalović, Maratonci trče počasni krug


itd..

Tek treba da nadjem devojku koja ne ispunjava bar dva od tri kriterijuma.

[Elvira MOTD]

Jesus saves![/color]

"Zona mrtvih"  

[Ghoul]

Jesus saves![/color]

"Zona mrtvih"  

To je ipak daleko bolje izgledalo u PRLJAVOM HARITU!
PRE 35 GODINA!

[Elvira MOTD]

  History repeating

[Ghoul]

  History repeating

ponavljanje, kopiranje, patetično-isprazna referenca bez ikakvog idejnog (pa čak ni vickastog) naboja...
you name it!

[Tex Murphy]

Uh, ima ih milijarda najmoćnijih. Npr.

"Stand back, son! This calls for DIVINE INTERVENTION!"
- Braindead

"Your mother ate my dog!"
- Braindead

"Do you feel lucky... punk?"
- Klint

"Nobody knocks off an old guy in my neighborhood and gets away with it."
- The 'burbs

"Mona was... well, the worst person I've ever known."
- Drowning Mona

"Excuse me... did you say BABY?"
- Drowning Mona (funkcioniše isključivo uparena s facom Williama Fichtnera)

"And you... you were MASTURBATING!"
- Road To Wellville

"No sir, I was NOT!"
- isti film

"Charles, with friends like you, who needs enemas?"
- isti film

"Bitch, help!"
- The Plumber

"I will kill you until you are dead!"
- ne sjećam se koji film, čini mi se da je Hot Shots 2 ili nešto slično

"Grli se sama, zauzet sam!"
- Murder by Death (ova mnogo bolje zvuči na srpskom nego u originalu)

"Ne brinite ništa, puška je zakočena."

itd.

[Ghoul]

"Your mother ate my dog!"
- Braindead

ovo je prilično bezveze BEZ punchline-a koji glasi:
WELL, NOT *ALL* OF IT!

[Tex Murphy]

Dobro, jeste da je pančlajn pančlajn, ali budući da ne živimo u Kini, meni i sama ova konstatacija o konzumiranju psa sjajno zvuči  

[Ghoul]

Dobro, jeste da je pančlajn pančlajn, ali budući da ne živimo u Kini, meni i sama ova konstatacija o konzumiranju psa sjajno zvuči  

vi bosanci ste se oduvek zadovoljavali malim!

[SRX]

Dobro, ovo nije iz filma:
,,...and so, they were creating the Timeless History...''

Ali, Timeless history... odlepio sam.

[SuperGoof]

Malo kontradiktorni, ali ipak odlicni citati:

They can be a great people, Kal El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show them the way.

Jor El, Superman (1978)

Do we have to eat with niggers?

Maggot, The Dirty Dozen

[Death Wish]

punk: "who are you?"

Charles Bronson: "Death!"

- Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

[Ghoul]

punk: "who are you?"

Charles Bronson: "Death!"

- Death Wish 4: The Crackdown

wow!
kako li se samo sete!?

[At The Gates]

no tears, please. it's a waste of good suffering!

[Mixitron M. Storm]

I have come here to chew bubblegum
and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.


Ovaj je above and beyond the call of duty za sva vremena:)

[SRX]

Bene Geseritska litanija protiv straha:
,,I won't fear. Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is a little death...'' itd.
(Ne secam se ovako napamet cele...)

[---]

"Al Sieber, Chief of Scouts: There's two dead women there... and two little kids. They scalped them all, all four of 'em. Bounty hunters. The government down here pays 200 pesos a head for men, 100 for women and 50 for those kids. They kill any Indian and then claim they are Apache. I don't see how any man can sink so low. Must be Texans... the lowest form of white man there is."

(Geronimo: An American Legend, w: John Milius, Larry Gross d: Walter Hill)

[Loengrin]

Bene Geseritska litanija protiv straha:
,,I won't fear. Fear is the mindkiller.
Fear is a little death...'' itd.
(Ne secam se ovako napamet cele...)

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

Iako to više pripada literaturi, ne bunim se ni najmanje , a kao isključivo filmski citat u filmu Dina izdvojila bih Linčovu umotvorinu:

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

[Alexdelarge]

[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.


Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Alvy Singer: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

[SRX]

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

TOOO!
Secem vene  

[Ghoul]

TOOO!
Secem vene  

samo nemoj ko onaj iz kinez mihajlove!  

[mac]

Da, seci svoje vene

[Merlin of Britain]

Jesus Christ!
...Not quite

[Lord Grejstok]

Nije rečenica


....................... , (ubada žrtvu, samrtni ropac iste) , ....................... , ..............................

Majkl Majers, Noć veštica(jedini i pravi)

(Komentar - Pravi ubica, tiha smrt)

[Demo(n)lisher]

Najvise beseda i genijalnih izreka sadrzi Taxista sa Robijem i Zivot je cudo Bore Draskovica. Izdvajam sledece :
Are you talking to me? Listen you motherfuckers, screwheads, scum here`s a man who wouldn take it anymore.
June 29th i gotta get to shape now, too much sittin is ruin my body, from now it must be total organization. No more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.
A sto se tice Zivota :
Paun je simbol besmrtnosti, a onda djubre od coveka Surda dobacuje u prostackom maniru :
Kurac je simbol besmrtnosti. Sirce u picku materinu. Slede :
Pogledajte ovaj kombinat(sise). Ima jos mnogo toga, pokusacu jos izjava da iskopam.

[Mixitron M. Storm]

-Are you a dream, Merlin?
- A dream, to some... A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!

Brrrh, jeza.

[Loengrin]

-Are you a dream, Merlin?
- A dream, to some... A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!

Brrrh, jeza.

Evo jednog iz "Ekskalibura" koji su 'ladno s malim izmenama mogli da upotrebe u "300" (mislim kad su već uzimali ideje iz drugih filmova...)

Merlin: "That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!' For it is the doom of men that they forget."

A zapravo sam htela da postavim onaj, meni omiljen Merlinov savet Arturu:
Merlin: "Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."
[Arthur takes a bite]
Merlin: "Too late."

[...]

Ne znam original, Warriors, 'Kad ti nabijem tu palicu u dupe bices ko sladoled na stapicu'

(When I stick that bat up your ass, you will be like a ... bese lollypop)

[Mixitron M. Storm]

malim izmenama mogli da upotrebe u "300" (mislim kad su već uzimali ideje iz drugih filmova...)

Heheh, to bi bilo kao da na plovak pecaš stvari iz Marijanskog rova Ipak su to različiti nivoi dubine.

[SRX]

TOOO!
Secem vene  

samo nemoj ko onaj iz kinez mihajlove!  

Ko?
Nisam upucen.

[Tex Murphy]

Evo jednog iz "Ekskalibura"

To se ne računa. Mislim da se prećutno podrazumijeva da komotno može da se pejstuje čitav scenario Ekskalibura.

[Mixitron M. Storm]

Potpisujem

[Lord Grejstok]

Okupite moje vitezove, jahaće još jednom uz svog kralja.
         

[Loengrin]

Evo jednog iz "Ekskalibura"

To se ne računa. Mislim da se prećutno podrazumijeva da komotno može da se pejstuje čitav scenario Ekskalibura.

Potpisujem

Potpisujem potpis  

@Harvi:
razotkrio si moj tajni plan da kroz manje porcije neprimetno izcitiram ceo film    

[Tex Murphy]

Evo jednog iz "Ekskalibura"

To se ne računa. Mislim da se prećutno podrazumijeva da komotno može da se pejstuje čitav scenario Ekskalibura.

Potpisujem

Potpisujem potpis  

@Harvi:
razotkrio si moj tajni plan da kroz manje porcije neprimetno izcitiram ceo film    

"Will I have a son?"
"Yes."
"Yes? That's it? A simple answer? No riddles? I'm worried!"

[Mixitron M. Storm]

-What do you see?                
-Oh, Guenevere. And a beloved friend who will betray you.

[Morticia]

The Power of Christ Compels You.

[Milosh]

The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

[Biki]

"After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlet O'Hara

[Ugly MF]

Predator 2:

Deni Glover kaze Predatoru dok vise sa zgrade:
" O.K. Pussyface....your move...."

[-_-]

Braca Bluz:

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

I Hate Illinois Nazis

Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

The Blues Brothers

[Agota]

The Lion in Winter - remek-delo dijaloga.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lErlHLCNM_s


Eleanor: In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible.

[Gazing into a mirror]
Eleanor: My, what a lovely girl. How could her king have left her?

Eleanor: You don't dare go!
Henry II: Say that again at noon, you'll say it to my horse's ass! Lamb, I'll be rid of you by Easter: you can count your reign in days!

Eleanor: I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.

Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.
Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

Eleanor: You look fit. War agrees with you. I keep informed; I follow all your slaughters from a distance. Do sit down.
Prince Richard: Is this an audience... a good night hug with kisses... or an ambush?
Eleanor: Let's hope it's a reunion.

Eleanor: [after Henry tells Eleanor he wants their marriage annulled] Out Eleanor... in Alais. Why?
Henry II: A new wife, wife, will bear me sons.
Eleanor: That is the single thing of which I would have thought you had enough.

Henry II: We're in the cellar and you're going back to prison and my life is wasted and we've lost each other... and you're smiling.
Eleanor: It's the way I register despair. There's everything in life but hope.
Henry II: We're both alive... and for all I know that's what hope is.

Eleanor: And when you die, which is regrettable but necessary, what will happen to frail Alais and her pruny prince? You can't think Richard's going to wait for your grotesque to grow.
Henry II: You wouldn't let him do a thing like that.
Eleanor: Let him? I'd push him through the nursery door.
Henry II: You're not that cruel.
Eleanor: Don't fret. We'll wait until you're dead to do it.
Henry II: Eleanor, what do you want?
Eleanor: Just what you want, a king for a son. You can make more, I can't. You think I want to disappear? One son is all I've got, and you can blot him out and call me cruel? For these ten years you've lived with everything I've lost, and loved another woman through it all, and I am cruel? I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!

Henry II: Well I'm off.
Eleanor: To Rome?
Henry II: That's where they keep the Pope!

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?
Henry II: Give me a little peace.
Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought.

Eleanor: Well, that's the way deals are made. We've got him if we want him. He'll sell us all, you know... but only if he thinks we think he won't.

Eleanor: [to her jewelry] I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.

Henry II: The day those stout hearts band together is the day that pigs get wings.
Eleanor: There'll be pork in the treetops come morning.

Eleanor: Henry's bed is Henry's province. He can people it with sheep for all I care, which on occasion he has done.
Henry II: Rosamund's been dead for seven years...
Eleanor: ...two months and eighteen days. I never liked her much.
Henry II: You counted the days.
Eleanor: I made the numbers up.

Prince John: A knife! He's got a knife!
Eleanor: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians! How clear we make it. Oh, my piglets, we are the origins of war: not history's forces, nor the times, nor justice, nor the lack of it, nor causes, nor religions, nor ideas, nor kinds of government, nor any other thing. We are the killers. We breed wars. We carry it like syphilis inside. Dead bodies rot in field and stream because the living ones are rotten. For the love of God, can't we love one another just a little - that's how peace begins. We have so much to love each other for. We have such possibilities, my children. We could change the world.

Eleanor: You're not an assassin.
Prince Richard: Look again.

Eleanor: What family doesn't have its ups and downs?

Eleanor: How dear of you to let me out of prison.
Henry II: It's only for the holidays.

Eleanor: Henry
Henry II: Madam
Eleanor: Did you ever love me?
Henry II: No
Eleanor: Good. That will make this pleasanter.

Eleanor: And that's to be the king.
Prince Geoffrey: And I'm to be his Chancellor. Has he told you? John will rule the country, while I run it. That is to say he gets to spend the taxes that I raise.
Eleanor: How nice for you.
Prince Geoffrey: It's not as nice as being king.
Henry II: We've made you Duke of Brittany, is that so little?
Prince Geoffrey: No one ever thinks of crown and mentions Geoff, why is that?
Henry II: Isn't being chancellor power enough?
Prince Geoffrey: It's not the power I feel deprived of; it's the mention I miss. There's no affection for me here; you wouldn't think I'd want that, would you.
Prince Geoffrey: [He leaves the room]

Eleanor: Henry?
Henry II: Hmmm?
Eleanor: I have a confession.
Henry II: Yes?
Eleanor: I don't much like our children!

Eleanor: He had a mind like Aristotle and a form like mortal sin.

Eleanor: [to her husband, Henry II] I wonder... do you ever wonder... if I slept with your father.

Eleanor: If you're broken it's because you're brittle... I've lost you, and I can't ever have you back.

[last lines]
Henry II: I hope we never die.
Eleanor: So do I.
Henry II: Do you think there's any chance of it?

Prince John: I thought I'd come and gloat a little.
Eleanor: Mother's tired. Come stick pins tomorrow morning; I'll be more responsive.
Prince John: It's no fun goading anyone tonight.

Eleanor: I adored you. I still do.
Henry II: Of all the lies you've told, that is the most terrible.
Eleanor: I know. That's why I've saved it up until now.

Eleanor: [to John] Hush dear, mother's fighting.

Eleanor: [to Alais] You'll make a lovely bride, I wonder if I'll cry.

Eleanor: Well, every family has their ups and downs.

Prince John: [rushing in] What's wrong? What's happened?
Eleanor: Richard's getting married.
Prince John: Getting married? Now? He's getting married *now*?
Eleanor: I never cease to marvel at the quickness of your mind.

Henry II: What is this? I'm not mouldering. My paint's not peeling off. I'm good for years.
Eleanor: How many years? Suppose I hold you back for one. I can. It's possible. Suppose your first son dies, ours did. It's possible. Suppose you're daughtered next, we were. That too is possible. How old is daddy then? What kind of spindly, ricket-ridden, milky, wizened, dim-eyed, gammy-handed, limpy line of things will you beget?

Eleanor: I am locked up with my sons. What mother does not dream of that?

Eleanor: Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction.

Henry II: Geoffrey: There's a masterpiece. He isn't flesh: he's a device. He's wheels and gears. And Johnny: Was his latest treason your idea? I've caught him lying, and I've said, 'he's young.' I've found him cheating, and I've said, 'he's just a boy.' I've watched him steal and whore and whip his servants, and he's not a child; he's the man we made him.
Eleanor: Don't share John with me. He's your accomplishment.
Henry II: And Richard's yours. How could you send him off to deal with Philip?
Eleanor: I was tired. I was busy. They were friends.
Henry II: Eleanor, he was the best, and from the cradle on you cradled him. I never had a chance.

Eleanor: I could peel you like a pear, and God, himself, would call it justice.

Eleanor: We're jungle creatures, Henry, and the dark is all around us. See them? In the corners, you can see the eyes.

Eleanor: I love you.
Prince Richard: You love nothing. You're incomplete. The human parts of you are missing. You're as dead as you are deadly.

Eleanor: [to Richard] Love me, little lamb, or leave me.

Eleanor: Oh Henry, we mangled every thing we touch.

Eleanor: I adored you.
Henry II: Never!
Eleanor: I still do.

Eleanor: [to the king] If you're broken it's because you're fragile.

Henry II: I have an offer for you, my dear.
Eleanor: A deal? A deal? I give the richest province on the continent to John for what? You tell me, mastermind, for what?
Henry II: Your freedom.
Eleanor: [softly] Oh.
Henry II: Once Johnny gets the Aquitaine, you're free, I'll let you out. Think. On the loose in London, winters in Provence, impromptu trips to visit Richard anywhere he's killing people. All that for a signature.

Henry II: How was your crossing? Did the Channel part for you?
Eleanor: It went flat when I told it to. I didn't think to ask for more.

[mac]

Zato što je to originalno predstava.

[Tex Murphy]

"How was work today?"
"Good. We have a new client and the bank will make a lot of money."
"What client?"
"I can't tell you, it's confidential."
"Oh, come on!"
"No, really, I can't. Anyway, how's your sexlife (sic)?"
"Can't talk about it."
"Why not?"

"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."

"If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live."

"You can come out now, Johnny, they're gone."
"In a few minutes, bitch."

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!"

"Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world!"

"I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!"

"Hahaha, what a story, Mark!"

"You invited all my friends! Good thinking!"

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off."

[Karl Rosman]

-Goddamn it. What day is it ? Saturday ?
-Shit.


   

- More like Sunday.
- Ahh.

[Ugly MF]

Avengers.Hulk. "Puny God..."

[mac]

Agota, šta to učini. Citirala si Pitera O'Tula, i deset dana kasnije umre čovek...

[Ugly MF]

Agota, iscitiraj negde Klintona, Obamu, Netanjahua, Merkelovu, Papu, Rokfelera....itd....

[Agota]

Agota, iscitiraj negde Klintona, Obamu, Netanjahua, Merkelovu, Papu, Rokfelera....itd....

Ahahahahahahaaa, pa nisam ja vestica.

Istina, pogledah prosle nedelje The Lion in Winter,The Final Curtain i Beketa.
Posle Beketa sanjam  Peter O'Toole  vrti prsten na ruci. Sad se ne secam jel postoji slicna scena u filmu... Ma, slucajnost.
Goodbye, Peter O'Toole.