Ghoul's QUIZ, No 1

[Ghoul]

OK, evo malo drugačijeg kviza.
Dok ne bude moguće da šikljam slike iz mog harda, evo textualne varijante.

Jednostavno - prepoznajte iz kog filma su navedeni citati.

Ovde nema LOCK STOCK BLACK HAWK HACK radova - isključivo horor, i poneki Sf naslov je u pitanju (eventualno mračniji triler na granici horora...), dakle stvari koje su manje više obavezna lektira za posetioce ovog sajta.

(ova prva verzija će biti nešto lakša - ezoteriju čuvam za kasnije)

1. A:I'm one of you.
   B: You're one of me? [confused] You're one of me?

2. I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.

3. Intellectuals! Liberals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS!

4. There are some things that you see, and you can't unsee them. Know what I mean?

5. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

6. A: Wait a minute... I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
   B: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny?

7. Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen.

8. We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot fully appreciate our genius.

9. Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?

10. Father B: Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he?
    Congregation: No.
    Father B: If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it.
    C: Amen.

Spec. bonus koji nije iz ovde srodnih žanrova, ali je suviše dobar da ga ne bih ovde naveo (ko pogodi odakle je ovo konkuriše za spec. Ghoulovu nagradu):

Dr. JK: [reading aloud] Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it.

2 od navedenih citata korišćeni su i kao semplovi u muzici - ko pogodi koji, i gde (a ne 'zove se' Spajder) ima pravo na dodatnu nagradu.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Ajd, samo cu jedno, i to najlakse.


6. A=Brad Pitt/David Mills
   B=Kevin Spacey/John Dough

[Ghoul]

Aj' reci da si se šalio za to Džon  'testo'...

[Spider Jerusalem]

reknem.

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. Scanners
2. "Just walk away."
3. Mars Attacks
4. Ovo mi zvuci k'o nesto sto Dennis Hopper kaze u Apokalipsi, samo malo dumbed-down. Verovatno nije. Tja, zvuci poznato.
5. Odiseja (verovatno; neki komp ili robot je u pitanju)
6. david MILFs i john D'OUGH!
7. fuck me. (not the movie)
8. fuck. poznato.
9. cool one-liner.
10. ......South Park?

spec. bonus #1:  nasao na netu, moram priznati. vidim da se radi o jednom od filmova mog nadasve omiljenog rezisera  


spec. bonus #2: cini mi se da znam oba, ali ajde, kad sam vec van konkurencije...

(sad kad sam pogledao ostale quoteove, vidim da je trebalo da znam cetvorku i desetku)

[SANdMAN]

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[SANdMAN]

trebalo mi je cirka 3 min da nadjem sve odgovore na google-u (sem zadnjeg bonusa, jer to actually podrazumevalo da gledam dalje od prvog linka koji pretrazivac izbacuje)...

ghoule, jel ti to pucas na nase nestecene hriscanse vrline (don't cheat, don't lie, and other phantasmas...) ili sta?  

[Ghoul]

Phi bre, mislio sam da ne postoje niža bića od onih koji odmah otvore kraj detektivskog romana da vide ko je ubica, ili od onih koji bitne preokrete na kraju filma otkriju onima koji film još nisu gledali, ali očigledno razvoj tehnologije i interneta omogućuje i new definitions of low.

Yes, Sand, ja sam actually toliko neiskvareno naivna osoba da sam se samo krajnjim naporom volje sprečio da ne ponudim i nagrade u ovom kvizu (u stilu: dobitniku režem divx po izboru iz moje bogate kolekcije), ali rekoh - ma daj, to je tako HRIŠĆANSKI, pomisli šta će to značiti za tvoj imidž sebičnog i elitističkog i analno-zgrtačkog, pokvarenog oličenja svih zala (i, naročito, Zala)...

Neznatna uteha mi je da od ovih 10, čak ni glupa google mašina nije dala tačan odgovor na 1 pitanja (tačnije, na deveto).

There is still hope (1/10) for HUMAN brains...

[SANdMAN]

hooo-hah... you're def too mild and uncalculated for one standard demonic power, ghoul! sometimes, mortals can resist the devil, but don't tempt them too much...    


moram priznati, quatation mi se cinio previse kulovski za komercijalu kakva je matrix, ali me je mrzelo da kopam dalje

9. The mummy


Once again, humanity fails...  

[Truba]

priznajem ništa nisam znao
trudio sam se čak dvije minute

inače ne pamtim dijaloge i filmska imena glumaca

zato se sjećam šta sam imao iz fizike u prvom gimnazije



valjda će sa slikama biti bolje
mada sumnjam

[iNCUBUs]

8. sam prepoznao - Heavenly Creaturers

a sve ostale sam nasao iz prve, ukljucujuci i bonus, ali necu da otkrivam sta je sta da upornijima ne pokvarim zabavu

[Rommel]

4. 8mm, Joel Schumaher, 1999(? )
5. Odiseja 2001
7. The Haunting, Robert Wise, 1963
8. Heavenly Creatures
09. The Mummy -1932
10. Serial mom??????

Schizopolis - Stevena Sodenbergha - bonus