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Meho Krljic

Brate, milion dolara je milion dolara. Kako i on kaže "would be kinda cool". Ima sigurno žena koje ovo smatraju solidnom ponudom.

Джон Рейнольдс

Mnogo licitira sa godinama. Možda ima neki plan koji nije za javnost, ali ipak vodi računa da se ne istrči. Samo bi mogao da ukloni tanušni devilok, ili ga nosiš kako demoni nepraktičnih frizura zapovedaju ili ga ne nosiš. Ovo je gej.
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Ygg

Pekač paprika izum veka u Bugarskoj

Pekač paprike je najkorisniji izum koji je promenio život Bugara u 20. veku, ocenili su gledaoci Bugarske nacionalne televizije koji su učestvovali u kampanji "Bugarski događaji 20. veka".

Pekač paprike, bugarski izum, podržalo je 25,51 odsto gledalaca nacionalne televizije, a na drugom mestu je električna energija, koju je podržalo 16,17 odsto gledalaca.

Radio i televizija su na trećem mestu, za koje je glasalo 13,44 odsto gledalaca.


http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Svet/170919/Pekac-paprika-izum-veka-u-Bugarskoj
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

scallop

Jesi li ikada video pekač paprika? Da jesi ne bi zajebavao. To jeste bugarski pronalazak veka. :evil:
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

Ygg

Pitam se koji li je srpski pronalazak vijeka. :idea:

Kazan za pečenje rakije otpada, jer je pretpostavljam star više vjekova. A i ne znam da li su ga izmislili Srbi.
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

Ghoul

Quote from: Ygg on 03-01-2010, 15:01:36Kazan za pečenje rakije otpada, jer je pretpostavljam star više vjekova. A i ne znam da li su ga izmislili Srbi.

vidi se da nisi čito ŠARANE!
izmislili su ga skalopovi prasrpski alhemičari!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

zakk

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Kler_Vojant

Ovo nije ni smesno.

raindelay

I WAS ANTI-OBAMA BEFORE IT WAS COOL

Tex Murphy

Emir Hadzihafizbegovic, Lukavac '94 - Godine Prevare

Emir Hadžihafizbegović jadikuje nad srpskom agresijom, uz tugaljivu prateću muziku.
Inače na YouTubetu možete da nađete i snimak iz Nedeljom u 2 kad Neleta Karajlića naziva "malim smradom" :-)
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Tex Murphy

Pažljiviji pratioci bosanske kinematografije primijetiće da ova priča kako se ne smije halalit na neki način anticipira Hadžihafizbegovićevo pojavljivanje u filmu Ljeto u zlatnoj dolini :!:
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Tex Murphy

FATMIR ALISPAHIĆ! Konačno sam našao video snimke ovog neprevaziđenog genija i borca protiv uništenja Bošnjaka!

Fatmir Alispahic CD
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Джон Рейнольдс

Do jaja je ovaj Emir Hablblflkdsfksdfsdfjvić. Ide uz onu staru američku - samo mrtav balija je dobar balija!  xfrog

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raindelay

ZombieApocalypse says:
June 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Bosnia, Bolivia, same thing. It's one of those 'B' countries, you know not quite an 'A' country.
;-)
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      kasqete says:
      June 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm

      ...like Albania or like Afghanistan??
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            Me says:
            June 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm

            I was thinking Alabama.
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Milosh

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

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Alexdelarge

moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Milosh

Massawyrm has compiled his list of the 11 very worst movies of the '00s!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43679
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Milosh

Evo jednog edukativnog dokumentarca za Harvestera, a i za sve ostale kojima se opis filma učini privlačnim...

Diary of a Teenage Nudist (2004)

Bianca Badham is your typical British 18 year old girl of the 00s: fun loving, intelligent, gentle natured, open minded, and loves her music and surfing the Internet. But there is one thing that she does not share in common with most teenage girls: she was born and raised in a nudist club with her mother, step-father and sister. Upon leaving high school, she decides to spend a more interesting summer than most girls who hit the pubs and go out on the hunt for boyfriends: looking for naturists her own age. Her searches on the Internet open her up to a new generation of young nudists who are trying it for their own purposes: a Muslim architect student who closets it from his parents, a young guy who enjoys hiking in the woods naked and tries to cajole his unwilling fiancé into going naked with him, a nude bike ride through the streets of London, a teenage girl who actually got her boyfriend to try nudism first (unlike most relationships where it's usually the guy who is interested and the girlfriend who is reserved). In all it's a cute documentary that paints up the naturist movement in England and America, warts and all including a few questionable characters whom nudists and non-nudists don't want in their lives. But it's going to be a long long time till the masses will finally come around to the nudist's way of thinking about the body and this is a step in the right direction as a whole.

http://rapidshare.com/files/337684457/DOATN.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/337700443/DOATN.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/337700411/DOATN.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/337720626/DOATN.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/337702495/DOATN.part5.rar
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Tex Murphy

Pretpostavljam da ti je malo zasmetalo što je teenage a ne pre-teen nudist, ali preživjećeš nekako. A ima li golišavih scena u filmu?
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Ghoul

Quote from: Harvester on 20-01-2010, 01:56:23A ima li golišavih scena u filmu?

čisto sumnjam. ipak je ovo film o nudistima.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

Ajde, nemoj da se praviš da nisi već skinuo i pogledao film.
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Ghoul

naprotiv, jesam, al neću da ti kažem.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Tex Murphy

Dem ju! Sad moram sam da ga skidam i gledam :-(
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raindelay

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Milosh

Quote from: Harvester on 20-01-2010, 02:30:55Dem ju! Sad moram sam da se skidam i gledam

Jesi li dovršio skidanje? Pogledao film? Edukovao se? Sablaznio se?
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Ghoul

možda je otkrio da je naslovna tinejdžerka debela i ne naročito privlačna, a da u samom filmu ima više muške golotinje + gomile nekakvih debelih i gnusnih matoraca poput ovih:

https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Vampirella

Sto ste vi ocekivali, golu Gretu Garbo?

QuoteBianca Badham is your typical British 18 year old girl of the 00s...



Respect za dedu sa slike, barem nema comb over... :(



Satan my master.

Tex Murphy

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuj!!! Drago mi je što ovo nisam skinuo (no pun intended).
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Meho Krljic

Ova teta sa naočarima uopšte nije za bacanje.

Ghoul

Quote from: Meho Krljic on 21-01-2010, 10:53:33
Ova teta sa naočarima uopšte nije za bacanje.

ma kakvo bacanje - treba to prvo podići!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Za to su najzgodnije one male dizalice za automobil.

Ghoul

kažu da i strateški gurnuta ljuta papričica može da pripomogne.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Джон Рейнольдс

 :?

Spanish MP's photo used for Osama Bin Laden poster

A Spanish politician has said he was shocked to find out the FBI had used his photo for a digitally-altered image showing how Osama Bin Laden might look.




QuoteGaspar Llamazares said he would no longer feel safe travelling to the US after his hair and parts of his face appeared on a most-wanted poster.

He said the use of a real person for the mocked-up image was "shameless".

The FBI admitted a forensic artist had obtained certain facial features "from a photograph he found on the internet".

The digitally-altered photos of the al-Qaeda leader, showing how he might look now, aged 52, were published on the state department's Rewards for Justice website on Friday.

Officials said they had adapted a 1998 file image to take account of a decade's worth of ageing, and possible changes to facial hair.

'Unintentional and inadvertent'

Mr Llamazares, 52, the former leader of the United Left coalition in parliament, said he could not believe it when he was first told about the similarity between himself and the new photo-fit of Bin Laden.

He said he soon realised that his forehead, hair and jaw-line had been "cut and pasted" from an old campaign photograph.

"I was surprised and angered because it's the most shameless use of a real person to make up the image of a terrorist," he told a news conference.

"It's almost like out of a comedy if it didn't deal with matters as serious as Bin Laden and citizens' security."

The FBI claimed to have used "cutting edge" technology, but Mr Llamazares said it showed the "low level" of US intelligence services and could cause problems if he was wrongly identified as the Saudi.

"Bin Laden's safety is not threatened by this but mine certainly is," he said, adding that he was considering taking legal action.

Later, an FBI spokesman told the BBC that it was "aware of the similarities in hairline features of the age-progressed photograph of Osama Bin Laden, posted on the web yesterday, and that of an existing photograph of a Spanish public official".

"When producing age-progressed photographs, forensic artists typically select features from a database of stock reference photographs to create the new image."

"After a preliminary review, it appears that in this instance the forensic artist was unable to find suitable features among the reference photographs and obtained those features, in part, from a photograph he found on the internet."

"The forensic artist was not aware of the identity of the individual depicted in the photograph. The similarities between the photos were unintentional and inadvertent."

Ovo je moglo u nekoliko tema - Amerika na ivici propasti ili Weird but true, ali ipak ide na best topic ever. Razmišljam nešto, mnogi slobodno kače svoje slike po netu, a pitaj rac na kojoj im sad poternici retuširana visi. Npr, dala bi se iskoristiti ona Bobanova fotka šiptarskog teroriste, a Mehova arapska je skoro sigurno u nekoj arhivi simpatizera Al-kaide.  :twisted:
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Milosh

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE Trailer, this time with boobies, cussing and all manners of NSFW goodness!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43715
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Milosh

Ovo zvuči zanimljivo...

Quint has seen Chris Morris' suicide bomber comedy FOUR LIONS at Sundance 2010!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43741

Four Lions
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Milosh

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Tex Murphy

Kul, ovo donekle podsjeća na Witchsmeller Pursuivant iz prve sezone Crne guje, najsmješniju epizodu bilo koje serije EVER.
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Milosh

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

Tex Murphy

Mwahahaha, ovo je sjajno! :!: Sviđa mi se kako ove fantastično uvjerljive ajkule samo otvore usta, a ljudi sami ulijeću u njih! :!: Jedva čekam da počnem da pišem traktat o filmovima s ajkulama i u sklopu toga pogledam ovo nesumnjivo savršeno remek-djelo!
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Milosh

Quote from: Harvester on 27-01-2010, 10:27:26Jedva čekam da počnem da pišem traktat o filmovima s ajkulama i u sklopu toga pogledam ovo nesumnjivo savršeno remek-djelo!

A ja jedva čekam da pročitam taj tekst! Nadam se ove godine...
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Tex Murphy

Eh, lijepo bi bilo, ali vidjećemo.
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Tex Murphy

Ali kao prikvel neka posluži tekst o Pirani 1 i 2!
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Ghoul

uvek sam govorio da očaj u srbima budi ono najbolje. :)

i u ljudima inače, ali u srbima posebno.

jer, druge i nešto drugo može da inspiriše, ali srbe - samo čemer, beda i očaj!

ovo je sjajno pismo, pravo malo remek-delo.
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Meho Krljic

Jeste, odlično je. Avaj, slutim da se čoveku zaista pokvario sam telefon i da telekom zbilja nema veze sa tim.

Джон Рейнольдс

Meni pismo deluje fejk, ali je ipak smešno. Sumnjiva mi je upotreba reči "ortak" od strane penzionera, sedmocifreni broj koristi od '76, a neke slovne greške su prilično nelogične, J umesto T, npr. Ipak, toliko mi je bio smešan onaj poslednji rant o radijaciji i ciganima (malim slovom), da ubeđujem sebe da se gospodin Stanoje zaista bori za ZRAK.
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Milosh

Evo jedne "adaptacije" Lovca u raži (a, od istog autora, imate i Hamleta, Kuran, Braću Karamazove, Čekajući Godoa...)

http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi1487340057/
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Kler_Vojant

http://www.ebookee.com/Alison-Darren-Lesbian-Film-Guide_426731.html