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zakk

#1500
10-10-2011, 19:07:15




Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

zakk

#1501
10-10-2011, 19:28:22
WINTER IS COMING!


Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Plut

#1502
10-10-2011, 20:39:18
Quote from: Savajat Erp on 10-10-2011, 19:06:46
Quote from: Plut on 10-10-2011, 13:01:32
Mislim, stvaaaaaaaaaarno, pa ovo je starije i od boga oca. I ti nekome imaš prava da spočitavaš bajate viceve?! :shock: Ts, ts, ts...
xfrog xfrog xfrog

Једно су бајати и екстремно наивни (и невини) вицеви, а друго слика коју видим први пут....ја нормалан нет имам нешто мало преко годину дана, а колико ти година слушаш вицеве? `Ајд` сад!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Šta da radim kad sam ja jedno divno i naivno, nadasve nevino biće, a ti samo zaostao.

Savajat Erp

#1503
10-10-2011, 20:53:24
Пффффффф...какав ти је то лејмерски одговор? Victory is mine!   
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Plut

#1504
10-10-2011, 21:16:21
Pih, pa ja se uopšte ne takmičim. Samo dokaz koliko pokraj moje nežne finoće tvoja neotesanost dolazi da izražaja.

Albedo 0

#1505
10-10-2011, 21:25:43

Josephine

#1506
10-10-2011, 21:32:25
Quote from: Steva Lazin Ljuštikin on 10-10-2011, 14:15:25





A što ovo nisi okačio u "može l biti gluplji?", ali zato puniš žensku temu? :)

pokojni Steva

#1507
10-10-2011, 22:05:20
Quote from: D. on 10-10-2011, 21:32:25

A što ovo nisi okačio u "može l biti gluplji?", ali zato puniš žensku temu? :)

Pa dobro, u pravu si. Mogu valjda i ja ponekad da budem muškošovinistička svinja, početnik 
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Josephine

#1508
10-10-2011, 22:07:32
Možeš, naravno. Kad mogu drugi, možeš i ti, kogašiša.  :lol: :-|

Savajat Erp

#1509
10-10-2011, 23:05:39
Quote from: Plut on 10-10-2011, 21:16:21
Pih, pa ja se uopšte ne takmičim. Samo dokaz koliko pokraj moje nežne finoće tvoja neotesanost dolazi da izražaja.

Јесте...ал`, свеједно, опет сам ја у праву.

Овај сајт је фантастичан.  :)
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Karl Rosman

#1510
11-10-2011, 00:27:02
Quote from: D. on 10-10-2011, 21:32:25
Quote from: Steva Lazin Ljuštikin on 10-10-2011, 14:15:25





A što ovo nisi okačio u "može l biti gluplji?", ali zato puniš žensku temu? :)
Pardon, ali ovaj na drugoj fotografiji je ge-ni-je!  xtwak
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

pokojni Steva

#1511
11-10-2011, 00:30:38
Jao, pređi na "Možel biti gluplji"  xtwak
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Karl Rosman

#1512
11-10-2011, 00:44:59
Quote from: Steva Lazin Ljuštikin on 11-10-2011, 00:30:38
Jao, pređi na "Možel biti gluplji"  xtwak

Aaaa! Pocelo je! Jbga, salsa vece...  :D
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

#1513
11-10-2011, 02:08:18
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

pokojni Steva

#1514
11-10-2011, 08:40:51
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

M.M

#1515
11-10-2011, 08:45:59
 :|
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

pokojni Steva

#1516
11-10-2011, 09:07:52
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

pokojni Steva

#1517
11-10-2011, 09:11:21


Virgete  xcheers

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

zakk

#1518
11-10-2011, 11:24:39
Virgete? LOL! Čemu? :D
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

pokojni Steva

#1519
11-10-2011, 12:28:25
Quote from: zakk on 11-10-2011, 11:24:39
Virgete? LOL! Čemu? :-D

Pojma ne znam. Probaću definitivno  :)
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Melkor

#1520
11-10-2011, 12:50:11
winter is coming  :?:

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1521
11-10-2011, 13:31:40
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Gaff

#1522
11-10-2011, 13:34:20
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Melkor

#1523
11-10-2011, 13:40:56
Ima ih jos ali devojcica mi je najbolja  :)


nesto potpuno drugacije
Contrex - Ma Contrexpérience - 97s
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1524
11-10-2011, 14:20:28
Ova i nije nesto, ali nemate pojma koliko sam ponosan sto sam uspeo da je c/p :-)

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1525
11-10-2011, 14:25:19
I opet 8-)

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

pokojni Steva

#1526
11-10-2011, 15:24:17
Quote from: Melkor on 11-10-2011, 14:20:28
Ova i nije nesto, ali nemate pojma koliko sam ponosan sto sam uspeo da je c/p :)



Priznaj da si lično primakao kantu! Ja bih  :!:
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Plut

#1527
11-10-2011, 16:53:30
 Kad sam imao 14 godina, nadao sam se da ću jednog dana imati djevojku.

Sa 16 godina imao sam djevojku, ali me ona nije baš voljela pa sam
zaključio da mi treba strastvena djevojka puna životnog žara.

Na faksu sam se zabavljao sa strastvenom djevojkom, ali je ona bila
suviše emotivna. Sve je bilo dramatično, bila je kraljica drame, sve
vrijeme je plakala i prijetila samoubojstvom. Tada sam zaključio da mi
je potrebna stabilna osoba.


Sa 25 godina našao sam veoma stabilnu djevojku, ali je ona bila
dosadna. Bila je potpuno predvidljiva i nikad se nije uzbuđivala ni
oko čega. Život je postao toliko dosadan da sam zaključio da mi treba
malo uzbudljivija djevojka.

Sa 28 godina našao sam uzbudljivu djevojku, ali nisam mogao držati
korak sa njom. Jurila je od jedne stvari do druge, nikad se nigdje ne
zadržavajući. Činila je lude, iznenadne stvari i činila mene isto
toliko jadnim koliko i sretnim. U početku je bila zabavna i vrlo
energična, ali nije imala nikakav pravac. I tako sam odlučio naći
djevojku koja zna što hoće.

Kad sam napunio 31 godinu, našao sam pametnu, ambicioznu djevojku,
koja je stajala čvrsto na zemlji i njom sam se oženio. Ona je bila
toliko ambiciozna da se ubrzo razvela od mene i uzela mi sve što sam
imao.

Sad imam 47, stariji sam i mudriji, pa tražim samo plavuše s velikim sisama.

shrike

#1528
11-10-2011, 17:53:52
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

pokojni Steva

#1529
12-10-2011, 00:51:02
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

M.M

#1530
12-10-2011, 14:18:41
Nijedan poraz nije konačan.

zakk

#1531
12-10-2011, 14:35:28
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Perin

#1532
12-10-2011, 20:51:50

pokojni Steva

#1533
13-10-2011, 12:32:29



Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

pokojni Steva

#1534
13-10-2011, 12:47:11
I, da završim sa kling reminiscencijama; 2008., UK

"This horrifying five-foot weapon has been recovered by police during a knife amnesty.

The three-handled sword with a blade at either end, designed to be swung like a paddle, shocked officers who took custody of it"

Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

zakk

#1535
13-10-2011, 17:39:44
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

scallop

#1536
13-10-2011, 17:50:48
Šta je tu glupost? To je za Best topic ever.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

pokojni Steva

#1537
13-10-2011, 23:31:39
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Josephine

#1538
13-10-2011, 23:34:38
 :lol: super

Melkor

#1539
14-10-2011, 01:04:45


Jugoslovenska Akademija, sad evrogiunty ili sta vec...
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1540
14-10-2011, 01:11:17
za to vreme kod Gece Kona


"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Plut

#1541
14-10-2011, 01:29:52

zakk

#1542
14-10-2011, 14:58:52
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

zakk

#1543
14-10-2011, 16:26:44
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Father Jape

#1544
14-10-2011, 18:31:39
Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

Melkor

#1545
15-10-2011, 00:07:28
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Karl Rosman

#1546
15-10-2011, 00:13:55
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Melkor

#1547
15-10-2011, 00:21:20
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Father Jape

#1548
15-10-2011, 14:46:38
Blijedi čovjek na tragu pervertita.
To je ta nezadrživa napaljenost mladosti.
Dušman u odsustvu Dušmana.

Karl Rosman

#1549
15-10-2011, 15:18:12
br. 18! QFT :-| Nesto slicno sam doziveo obucavajuci novu sekretaricu za radu u nekom knjigovodstvenom programu.

U sred objasnjavanja javim se na neodlozan tel. poziv i posle par recenica stvori se kratka pauza u razgovoru izmedju mene i sagovornika sa druge strane zice, i devojka me lagano povuce za rukav: "Sta sad?", a ja nehajno dogovaram: "Ma nista, samo zatvori prozor." Sledecih nekoliko sekundi sam proveo gledajuci je kako uzurbano ustaje i zatvara prozor u kancelariji.


Par godina kasnije cuo sam tu pricu u formi vica.
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"
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