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Event Horizon

da, ta amerika stvarno deluje kao obećana zemlja.
"Hipokrizija Trejd - svemirski ugođaj za svemirskog čoveka"

Ygg

Quote from: "raindelay"Prati li neko ovu zabavu oko ocinstva u Engleskoj ?

Pretendent no.1 Alfi

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Pretendent no.2&3 Ricard i Tajler

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

http://www3.serbiancafe.com/lat/vesti/14/59390/decak-alfi-nije-najmladji-otac-na-svetu.html

Dečak Alfi nije najmlađi otac na svetu
desk - 27. mart 2009. u 06.54

Priča o dečaku ocu iz Velike Britanije nedavno je uzburkala svetsku javnost. Alfi se podvrgao DNK testu nakon što je još desetak dečaka potvrdilo da je imalo seks sa 15-godišnjom Šantal Stedmen, sa kojom je Alfi prvi put spavao.

Alfijeva majka tvrdi da je on očajan posle DNK testa, jer nije očekivao da mu je Šantal bila neverna.

,,Jedini sam dečko koga je Šantal ikad imala. Zajedno smo već dve godine i naravno da sam otac deteta", rekao je Alfi prošlog meseca, istakavši da će priznati dete čak iako DNK test utvrdi da on nije otac.

Šantal je roditeljima priznala da je spavala s nekolicinom dečaka i da bi Mejsin otac mogao da bude bilo ko od njih. Navodno ju je majka naterala da svima kaže kako je Alfi jedini dečko s kojim je bila. (Mondo)
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

angel011

@raindelay: Jesi li siguran da su ove Stela nagrade za prošlu godinu? O svim ovim slučajevima sam čitala pre 9-10 godina.
We're all mad here.

raindelay

@angel011 :  Nemam pojma. Pisalo je na nekom sajtu da su za proslu godinu, ali...ko zna. Dobro zvuce ako su istinite. :)
I WAS ANTI-OBAMA BEFORE IT WAS COOL

Usul

Strava karikatura:

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Milosh

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part."

http://milosh.mojblog.rs/

angel011

We're all mad here.

shrike

Ministarka tražila refundiranje troškova za porniće

Britanska ministarka unutrašnjih poslova Džeki Smit morala je da se javno izvini zbog toga što je u zahtevu za refundiranje troškova podnela i račun za dva porno filma

Ona je rekla da je uz račun za Internet usluge, na čije refundiranje ima pravo, "greškom" podnela i račun za dva porno filma koje je njen suprug gledao preko tv kanala koji se posebno naplaćuje.
"Žao mi je što sam uz račun za Internet podnela i račun za televizijski paket, objasnila je Smitova, obećavši da će sav novac biti vraćen.
"Malo je reći da je ona ljuta na muža", kazao je izvor blizak ministarki, prenela je agencija Rojters.
"Ona nije bila tu kada ih je njen suprug gledao", dodao je isti izvor, navodeći da je ministarka besna i ponižena.
Račun od 67 funti, za internet konekciju i kablovsku televiziju, uključujući i dva porno filma od po pet funti, podnesen je u junu kao deo troškova ministarke unutrašnjih poslova.
Njen suprug Ričard Timni, takođe, se izvinio u obraćanju novinarima.
"Žalim zbog neprijatnosti koje sam uzrokovao Džeki. Razumem da su ljudi ljuti i uvređeni", rekao je on.
Parlamentarna nadzorna služba odmah je pokrenula proveru zahteva za refundiranje 116.000 funti na ime smeštaja u Londonu koje je Smitova podnela kada je živela kod sestre.
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

shrike

Nova dijeta: Žena osam dana jela samo spermu!

DA IMA naivnih, naučili smo kad su na nastavu dolazili klinci sa spermom na faci "jer to rješava prišteve", a oni koji su im to provalili grčili su se od smijeha ispod neke klupe u stražnjem redu. Ali da odrasla žena može više od jednog tjedna provesti konzumirajući samo muško sjeme "jer je to najnovija i najučinkovitija dijeta", to bi iznenadilo čak i naivčine iz prvih klupa.

Magična sperma

I doista, ona je jela spermu punih osam dana vjerujući kako će izgubiti na težini. Međutim, njezina odluka ne čudi s obzirom što se o magičnoj spermi i njezinim učincima dosad sve natrkeljalo. Pisalo se i da muškarci mogu bolje privlačiti žene ukoliko spermu zadržavaju, odnosno što duže ne ejakuliraju. Neke vjere su je koristile kao dio svojih obreda i umjesto Svete vodice.

Kim Kelly je zbog svoje jače figure odlučila primijeniti spermu-dijetu. Mnogima poznata kao glumica u porno filmovima, odlučila je svoju dijetu naplatiti i prezentirati javnosti. Tijekom osmodnevnog prežderavanja bjelkastom tekućinom u stopu su je pratile kamere. Dijeta se stručno zove "Dijeta tekućih proteina". kako ipak nije željela umrijeti zbog figure, pored sperme tu i tamo bi popila koji gutljaj soka od banane. Nakon osam dana uspjela je izgubiti dva kilograma. No, da je za to vrijeme jela i samo ciklu smršavjela bi barem dva kilograma.

Najbolje sjeme je "iz pipe"

Kako je zbog troškova snimanja njezino 24-satno kreveljenje pred kamerama ustiju punih sperme ipak moralo završiti, uputila se u New York u nadi kako će moći nastaviti sa svojim projektom. Tad joj obratilo više od tri tisuće muškaraca želeći joj ponuditi svoje "blago". Ona je pristala i počela prikupljati "materijal za dijetu". Na kraju su je pitali kakav joj okus sperme najviše odgovara, Kim je odgovorila: "Svježa, iz 'pipe'". U tih osam dana pojela je preko 40 porcija sperme.
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Meho Krljic

:?  :?  :?

Uh, jel' ovo fo real, yo??? Genijalno.

Ghoul

SMRDLJIVCI:


SNIFFING OUT CRIMINALS IS OUR JOB: When a convicted criminal failed to
 show up to serve his sentence, police in Haderslev, Jutland, Denmark,
 went looking for him. They searched the house where he was reported to
 have been hiding, but didn't find him -- until a "horrible smell"
 alerted officers to a closet. It was the 29-year-old man's
 "uncontrollable flatulence" that led them to dig through a pile of
 clothing to find him hiding underneath. "It was probably the excitement
 that caused him to pass wind and it was the smell that led us to the
 man," said Chief Inspector Jens Peter Rudbeck. The man is now serving
 his two-month sentence. (Copenhagen Post) ...And his cell mate is
 claiming "cruel and unusual punishment".


WHY THINKING IS HANDY: Rescue crews in Filer, Idaho, rushed to aid a man
 who was stuck in a sewage tank at a highway rest stop. The unidentified
 traveler had used the toilet, and then couldn't find his car keys. He
 figured he must have flushed them, and climbed into the sewage tank to
 look for them. After the rescue, obliging fire crews hosed him off, and
 "That's when he discovered the keys were still in his back pocket,"
 said Filer Police Chief Cliff Johnson. (Twin Falls Times-News)
 ...Obliviot: someone who climbs into a sewage tank as a first choice,
 leaving a search of his pockets for later.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Alexdelarge

Mrtvog oca krio u stanu godinu i po zbog penzije

Skelet Rame Š. u potpuno raspadnutom stanju na bračnom krevetu našla je u ponedeljak kasno po podne policija, nakon višenedeljne istrage. Kako ,,Blic" saznaje, ova bizarna horor priča otkrivena je tek nakon što je postalo sumnjivo da Rama Š., penzioner Rudarsko-topioničarskog basena, ne dolazi u ,,Marfin banku" kako bi podigao penziju, već je to u njegovo ime radio njegov sin.
Nezvanično saznajemo da je banka insistirala da njihov klijent dođe lično kako bi potpisao ugovor o podizanju penzije. Nedugo nakon toga, njegov sin je prijavio nestanak oca, pa se policija danima raspitivala o tome gde je Rama. Trag nisu mogli da nađu sve dok nisu otvorili vrata stana i osetili nesnosan smrad. Neverovatno zvuči i činjenica da niko od komšija nije osetio smrad raspadnutog tela, a pretpostavlja se da je zadah bio umanjen zbog otvorenog prozora koji je policija zatekla prilikom pretresa.
Na licu mesta u ponedeljak po podne obavljen je uviđaj, ali ni policija, ni istražni sudija i tužilac nisu bili spremni za priču.

Opširnije u izdanju za utorak, 14. april 2009.

http://www.blic.rs/hronika.php?id=88140
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Usul

A ljudi misle da Pajtonovci preteruju...

The Front Fell Off!
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Tex Murphy

Quote from: "Alexdelarge"Mrtvog oca krio u stanu godinu i po zbog penzije

Skelet Rame Š. u potpuno raspadnutom stanju na bračnom krevetu našla je u ponedeljak kasno po podne policija, nakon višenedeljne istrage. Kako ,,Blic" saznaje, ova bizarna horor priča otkrivena je tek nakon što je postalo sumnjivo da Rama Š., penzioner Rudarsko-topioničarskog basena, ne dolazi u ,,Marfin banku" kako bi podigao penziju, već je to u njegovo ime radio njegov sin.
Nezvanično saznajemo da je banka insistirala da njihov klijent dođe lično kako bi potpisao ugovor o podizanju penzije. Nedugo nakon toga, njegov sin je prijavio nestanak oca, pa se policija danima raspitivala o tome gde je Rama. Trag nisu mogli da nađu sve dok nisu otvorili vrata stana i osetili nesnosan smrad. Neverovatno zvuči i činjenica da niko od komšija nije osetio smrad raspadnutog tela, a pretpostavlja se da je zadah bio umanjen zbog otvorenog prozora koji je policija zatekla prilikom pretresa.
Na licu mesta u ponedeljak po podne obavljen je uviđaj, ali ni policija, ni istražni sudija i tužilac nisu bili spremni za priču.

Opširnije u izdanju za utorak, 14. april 2009.

http://www.blic.rs/hronika.php?id=88140

Kakav plagijator! Pa to je iz filma Fine mrtve djevojke!
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Джон Рейнольдс

http://www.blic.rs/zanimljivosti.php?id=89015

QuoteFrizerka silovala pljačkaša tri dana

Frizerka iz Kaluge, grada u centralnoj Rusiji, zarobila je u podrumu razbojnika koji je pokušao da opljačka njen salon, nakon čega ga je silovala
tri dana.

Kako prenose ruski mediji, javni tužilac je odlučio da podigne optužnice protiv oboje. Naoružani pljačkaš upao je u salon i tražio novac. U to vreme u salonu su bile dve frizerke i jedna mušterija. Ono što pljačkaš nije znao je da je jedna
od frizerki bila regionalni prvak u tekvondu.
Devojka ga je jednim udarcem "zalepila za patos", a potom ga je odvukla u
podrum i vezala za stolicu.
Koleginici i mušteriji rekla je da će kasnije pozvati policiju, ali to nje uradila. Posle radnog vremena sišla je u podrum, svukla pljačkaša, naterala ga da popije tri tablete Vijagre, da bi ga u naredna tri dana silovala više od deset puta. Čim je pušten na slobodu, užasnuti pljačkaš otišao je u policiju. Završio je u bolnici zbog povreda genitalija koje su navodno bile posledica višestrukog silovanja.
Frizerka je rekla da je mladić najveći deo priče izmislio. "Imali smo seks par puta i on je na to pristao. Redovno sam ga hranila, kupila sam mu nove
farmerke, a čak sam mu dala i nešto novca kada je otišao", rekla je frizerka. Mladić je potvrdio da ga je frizerka dobro hranila, ali je ostao pri tvrdnji da ga je besomučno silovala.

Posle kažu da se zločin ne isplati.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Ghoul

dakle, ovo je čisti destilat ZLA!
(o bosancima i vanzemaljcima)


:!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7IUR_fFypI
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Čim sam video naslov u umu se formirala reč 'hardcore'. Uto se otvore i komentari ispod videa i vidim da se prvi komentar upravo sastoji od samo te jedne reči.

Ghoul

Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Čim sam video naslov u umu se formirala reč 'hardcore'. Uto se otvore i komentari ispod videa i vidim da se prvi komentar upravo sastoji od samo te jedne reči.

sve velike misli već su iskazane!  :cry:  :x
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Джон Рейнольдс

America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Ghoul

Quote from: "John Reynolds"WTF? Lepa Lana?
..and the ALIEN BAND!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Evo nešto za ljubitelje zanimljive fizike.

Voda je čudo.

Meho Krljic

A evo nešto i za ljubitelje... ummm... mizoginije i majmuna?

Meho Krljic

Holy shit, Ozna sve dozna!!! Ništa se ne može sakriti od velikog brata čak ni kad ste policajac:

Quote
A police officer is being investigated over alleged Facebook comments that spoke of looking forward to "bashing some long-haired hippies" at the G20 protests. Skip related content

Pc Rob Ward could face disciplinary action by the Metropolitan Police over the message, which was apparently posted online shortly after the death of newspaper seller Ian Tomlinson.

The Facebook page was taken down, but it previously showed a message timed at 8.17pm on April 1, which read: "Can't wait to bash some long haired hippys up @ the G20."

Twenty minutes later a reply was posted that said: "LMAO (laughing my a*** off) dats bad but good in da same way lol (laugh out loud)."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said: "The matter has been recorded and will be investigated appropriately.

"Officers from the Directorate of Professional Standards will carry out the initial assessment."

Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson warned that he would not accept "inappropriate conduct" by his officers.

But writing in London's Evening Standard he went on: "I do not accept that the units in the Met that handle public order and violent incidents are out of control."

The Independent Police Complaints Commission is investigating the death of Mr Tomlinson, who collapsed after a confrontation with officers during the G20 protests in the City of London on April 1.

Eto mu sad njegov Fejsbuk.  :lol:

Ghoul

Quote from: "Meho Krljic"Holy shit, Ozna sve dozna!!! Ništa se ne može sakriti od velikog brata čak ni kad ste policajac

ha ha, glupi pajkan, sam je to tražio!  :!:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Son of Man

Moz da se brani neuracunljivoscu usled preteranog visegodisnjeg gledanja South Parka. Mislim, to je taj Cartmanov tekst. :lol:

Ghoul

MORON OF THE MONTH: Jerome Marquis Blanchett, 19, is not particularly
 good at robbery. While out on bail awaiting trial for four robberies,
 he allegedly followed a man into the restroom at a hotel in Harrisburg,
 Penn., pulled a gun on him, and got away with $138. The robbed man
 happened to be a retired police chief, who pulled his own gun and went
 after the robber. He was aided by other men from the convention he was
 attending at the hotel -- for undercover police officers. Blanchett was
 quickly apprehended and the judge ordered his bail increased to $1
 million. When asked to comment on the case, Blanchett told a reporter,
 "I'm smooth." (Harrisburg Patriot-News) ...About as smooth as a $3
 quart of gin.

WHEN YOU FAIL TO PLAN, YOU PLAN TO FAIL: Two burglars had a hard time
 breaking into a house in St. Petersburg, Fla., which we know because a
 security camera caught the whole thing. The two men worked on a sliding
 glass door with a crowbar for 15 minutes without success. In
 desperation, one of the burglars backed up and rushed the door like a
 football linebacker. He bounced right off, and rolled around the home's
 back yard, holding his head in apparent pain. After walking it off for
 a few minutes, the criminal conspirators then threw a brick through a
 window and got in -- but left empty-handed when they didn't find
 anything they wanted to steal. (Tampa Tribune) ...Huh: I would have
 thought the skinny linebacker would have gladly paid $100 for the
 bottle of ibuprofen on the kitchen counter.

THE LAW OF EXPONENTIAL PENALTIES: Marcus Einfeld, 70, should have just
 pleaded guilty. The Woollahra, NSW, Australia, man received a speeding
 ticket from a photo radar system, but it was dismissed when he swore a
 friend had been driving his car that day. But when a newspaper reporter
 looked into the case, he discovered the woman Einfeld claimed had been
 driving had been killed three years before. The reporter was interested
 because of who Einfeld is: a federal judge. Well, he was: Einfeld was
 stripped of his Queen's Counsel title and was sacked after pleading
 guilty to perjury and perverting the course of justice. "I don't think
 I'm the slightest bit dishonest," he said after being sentenced to
 three years in prison -- he "just made a mistake" by telling some lies.
 He is in the process of being disbarred, and his Order of Australia,
 one of the country's highest honors, will likely be revoked. The fine
 he was avoiding: A$77 (US$50) for driving 10 kph over the limit.
 (Sydney Australian) ...Yeah, it takes a lawyer to look at all of that
 and argue it doesn't meet the test of "dishonest".
https://ljudska_splacina.com/


Mica Milovanovic

Student killed in imitation of a horror film scene, jurors told

Murder trial told that the 2006 murder of a 17-year-old student, who was tied to a tree before being doused in gasoline and set alight, was inspired by a scene from the British horror movie Severance

17-year-old student was murdered in an apparent re-creation of a scene from the horror film Severance, a court heard yesterday.

Simon Everitt, of Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, was tied to a tree and set alight in a revenge attack linked to "sexual jealousy", Norwich crown court was told. Jimi-Lee Stewart, 25, Maria Chandler, 40, both of Great Yarmouth, and Jonathan Clarke, 19, of Telford, Shropshire, all deny murder.

Karim Khail, prosecuting, said the two male defendants and Everitt had all been involved with a woman called Fiona Statham. Khalil said Everitt was assaulted before being "bundled into a car, taken to a forest or wooded area".

"He was then tied to a tree with blue nylon roping. Petrol was poured on to him and into his throat. He was then set on fire whilst tied to that tree.

"The rope burned through. He was still alive. He stepped from the tree a short distance, still alight, and there he was to die," he told jurors.

Everitt was murdered between 6 and 29 June last year, the court heard. His body was found in a ditch close to the woodland, in Mautby, near Great Yarmouth.

Jurors were shown a clip from Severance, a 2006 British horror film directed by Christopher Smith, in which a young man was similarly shown tied to a tree before being set on fire. Khalil said the death of Everitt re-created the "worst aspects" of the movie but involved "real people" and a "real" victim.

The court heard Clarke had watched the film, which centres on a company team-building trip to Hungary which goes horribly wrong, about a year before Everitt was killed. He was heard to comment at the time: "Wouldn't it be wicked if you could actually do that to someone in real life?"

Jurors were told that all three defendants had played a part in the murder. Clarke and Stewart blamed each other for setting Everitt alight, while Chandler was alleged to have driven the pair, plus Everitt, to the scene.

"This case will demonstrate the grotesque brutality that young people can inflict on one another, doing it in the name of sexual jealousy or some sort of friendship," Khalil said.

The trio confided in various friends and family and were arrested shortly after Everitt vanished, the court heard.

The case continues.
Mica

Ghoul

movies don't create psychos, they only make them more creative.
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

ginger toxiqo 2 gafotas

TAMARI TODEVSKOJ UKRALI AUTO ZBOG SEKSA!

Pevačici Tamari Todevskoj nepoznati lopov ukrao je nedavno automobil ,,fijat punto" kako bi u njemu mogao da vodi ljubav.

Dok je nastupala u diskoteci ,,Amnezija" u Kumanovu, sestri Tijane Dapčević nestalo je vozilo, a posle nekoliko dana iz policije su joj javili da su auto pronašli u blizini sela Vaksince, i to sa otvorenim vratima i iskorišćenim kondomom na zadnjem sedištu!

- Ne mogu da verujem da su moj auto iskoristili da bi se seksualno zadovoljili - izjavila je Tamara, koja je ,,punto" odmah odvezla na hemijsko čišćenje.

*** Tamara Todeska je, inače, mlađa sestra takođe pevačice Tijane Dapčević
"...get your kicks all around the world, give a tip to a geisha-girl..."

Meho Krljic

Kad smo već kod seksa, u Keniji je trenutno opsadno stanje:

Kenyan women hit men with sex ban

QuoteWomen's activist groups in Kenya have slapped their partners with a week-long sex ban in protest over the infighting plaguing the national unity government.

The Women's Development Organisation coalition said they would also pay prostitutes to join their strike.

The campaigners are asking the wives of the Kenyan president and the prime minister to join in the embargo.

They say they want to avoid a repeat of the violence which convulsed the country after the late-2007 elections.

Relations between Kenya's coalition partners, led by President Mwai Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila Odinga, have become increasingly acrimonious.

Now the dispute has moved to the nation's bedrooms.

Lead from the front

Patricia Nyaundi, executive director of the Federation of Women Lawyers (Fida), one of the organisations in the campaign, said they hoped the seven-day sex ban would force the squabbling rivals to make up.

She said the campaign would start from her bedroom and that emissaries had been sent to the two leaders' wives, Ida Odinga and Lucy Kibaki, urging them to join in and lead from the front.

"Even commercial sex workers should join in the campaign which is so vital to the country," Mrs Nyaundi told the BBC's Focus on Africa programme.

"Great decisions are made during pillow talk, so we are asking the two ladies at that intimate moment to ask their husbands: 'Darling can you do something for Kenya?'"

But the BBC's Anne Waithera in Nairobi says the campaign is likely to meet resistance from some men.

Our correspondent says some would argue that Kenyan men cannot even abstain for two days.

The campaign is being backed by several other lobby groups, including the Caucus for Women's Leadership and Maendeleo ya Wanawake - a nationwide network of women's groups in rural Kenya.

Mr Kibaki and Mr Odinga agreed to share power last year to end post-election violence, which had left some 1,500 people dead and forced 300,000 from their homes.

But the deal has soured with the premier's party claiming he has been sidelined and protesting over everything from electoral reform to the lack of a toilet for Mr Odinga during one recent official visit

Ne znam kako je inače biti homoseksualac u Keniji, ali barem ovih dana mogu da se slatko smeju većinskoj populaciji.

Tex Murphy

Patricia Nyaundi, executive director of the Federation of Women Lawyers (Fida), one of the organisations in the campaign, said they hoped the seven-day sex ban would force the squabbling rivals to make up.

Da, poznato je da uskracivanje seksa inace veoma blagotvorno i pozitivno djeluje na muskarce  ;D
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

David

Ajd, ovdje cu...



23. april 2009. u 03.29

Sud u Štutgartu moraće da rešava do sada nezabeležen spor, nakon što je jedan sterlini Nemac iznajmio komšiju da mu oplodi suprugu.

Dvadesetdevetogodišnji Demetrijus Sopolos i njegova supruga godinama su pokušavali da dobiju dete. Kada su im lekari na kraju rekli da je Demetrijus sterilan , počeli su da razmatraju druge mogućnosti.

Odlučili su da angažuju prvog komšiju, tridesetčetvorogodišnjeg Franka Mausa, koji je bio u braku i imao dvoje dece. Maus je pristao da spava sa Demetrijusovom suprugom za nadoknadu od 2.000 evra.

U narednih šest meseci on je to radio tri puta sedmično, ukupno 72 puta, ali nije bilo rezultata.

Posle pola godine, Sopolos je insistirao da Maus ode na pregled i utvrđeno je da je i on sterilan, pa je njegova žena bila primorana da prizna da deca nisu njegova.

Posle svega, Sopolos sudski pokušava da vrati novac, a Maus tvrdi da on nikada nije garantovao začeće, već je samo obećao da će dati sve od sebe, što je i radio. S druge strane, i Maus je tužio svoju suprugu od koje traži razvod na njenu štetu.

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Novost u banci sperme u Kini: Seksi liječnice će ga "nategnuti" za vas!

ŠANGAJ je raj za sve one koji žele darovati spermu, zaraditi novac i pritom se jako dobro zabavljati. Naime, umjesto porno časopisa, skučenog sobička i male čašice, u jednoj tamošnjoj klinici lijepe Kineskinje pružaju pravi erotski doživljaj. Ukoliko prođete zdravstveni test i pokažete malo dobre volje za sijanje potomstva diljem svijeta, šangajska klinika je pravo mjesto za vas.



Ukoliko ste zainteresirani, prvo kad uđete u kliniku dočekat će vas zamamne liječnice s kojima morate obaviti razgovor. Onda vas odjenu u njihov komplet za "seansu". Polegnu vas na krevet, skinu gaćice i obave ručni rad od kojeg će vaše zadovoljstvo prštati sve u šesnaest.
I ne samo to, već će vam banke za vaše sjeme platiti čak 30 dolara više nego što plaćaju ostale, uobičajene banke sperme. Postoji samo jedan uvjet prije dolaska u bolnicu, uz uredan zdravstveni karton, naravno. Bitno je da se četiri dana prije seanse suzdržavate od seksa i masturbacije. A ako vam se u banci svidi, možete je posjećivati najviše pet puta mjesečno, a tijekom posjeta mogu se dobiti najviše tri "masaže".



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"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Tex Murphy

Sto mu vampira, ovo je vijest za Henenlotera ili Džona Votersa!  :!:
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Ghoul

ja mislim da je ovo patka!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Ghoul

nego, nije mi jasno zašto davaoci imaju maske na ustima, a 'doktorke' ne?

nije valjda da u usta primaju - donacije?
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Alexdelarge

Quote from: Ghoul on 14-05-2009, 17:06:20
ja mislim da je ovo patka!

i to kineska. specijalitet kuce.
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Alexdelarge

Quote from: Ghoul on 14-05-2009, 17:39:14

nije valjda da u usta primaju - donacije?

spit or swallow?
moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Tex Murphy

Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

shrike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxfKs36xyY

ima i titl: "Komentar u ovom slučaju zaista nije potreban. Preskordiciju, odnosno predosećanje budućih događaja, zaista nisam imala. Ovo je u stvari najvažniji detalj, jer apsolutno nisam očekivala. Zvuči fantastično, ali nemam objašnjenje ovakvog fenomena. Ova fascinirajuća tvrdnja terala me da nakon ovog divnog iskustva, shvativši do čije mere sam stala, shvatila da sve ono što volim najviše moram žrtvovati i svakako to divno osećanje i dalje živi u meni."
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Alexdelarge

moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

Ghoul

divno mesto za odmor!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Alexdelarge

moj se postupak čitanja sastoji u visokoobdarenom prelistavanju.

srpski film je remek-delo koje treba da dobije sve prve nagrade.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA


Ghoul

ha ha, dobro je!
bas su spooky!
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA