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Meho Krljic

Ja sam oduvek slutio da Jay-Z mnogo bolje priča nego što radi, a ovo je samo poslednji u nizu dokaza!!!11!1

Melkor

  local news       By Cyriaque Lamar                              Oct 29, 2011 11:45 AM            686      3                 

     Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute  Last Sunday, Zimbabwean police found a 28-year-old man in flagrante delicto with a donkey in the town of Zvishavane. When pressed for a rationale, the man offered up that which can only be described as your typical True Blood subplot. Reports New Zimbabwe:
A man caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub
[...]
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he began. "I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

  Additionally, AFP reports that the amorous accused has no ill will toward the shapeshifting strumpet. "I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with [the] donkey," he admitted. That must be one comely burro. I have no idea what a handsome donkey looks like, so I'm guessing it resembled The Humanimal.
[Via Nerdcore]
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

Testicular tumor has a facefrom Boing Boing by David Pescovitz 
This is an ultrasound image of a mass in a 45-year-old's testicle. It was published in the International Society of Urology's journal, Urology. Is it just another example of pareidolia or something far... more... sinister? From the article:



The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man's face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis.
"Face discovered in testicular tumour"
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

shrike

"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"


Josephine

Kada nemam ni najmanji trzaj na strašnu vest, moj ju je mozak već prebacio u sf deo i teško mu je da zamisli da je išta od pročitanog tačno, iako zna da jeste. Da bi se zaštitio od stresa, naravno.

Karl Rosman

Tuđmanov unuk na sve načine hoće da se proslavi u Srbiji  :-o

Igor Tuđman, unuk Franje Tuđmana, jedan je od potencijalnih kandidata koje ćemo gledati u narednoj sezoni šou-programa ,,Ja imam talenat".

Igor već neko vreme pokušava na sve načine da se kao folk zvezda probije u Srbiji, a sada se prijavio za jedan od najgledanijiih šou-programa u zemlji kako bi došao do svojih pet minuta slave na nacionalnoj televiziji.

Igor Tuđman u srodstvu je s preminulim hrvatskim predsednikom po očevoj liniji, jer je Franjo bio rođeni stric njegovog oca, ali kako je u jednoj od ranijih izjava istakao, nije baš u najsjajnijim odnosima sa ostatkom porodice Tuđman od rata naovamo. Sa ocem, koji je lekar, ima ,,medicinske odnose", što znači da ga može nazvati kada ga zanima nešto u vezi s medicinom. Velika mu je želja da se probije kao turbofolk zvezda u našoj zemlji, u čemu mu pomaže devojka Nataša Ivkošić, s kojom je ovaj 32-godišnjak u vezi iako je zvanično oženjen Andreom Tuđman.

Zanimljivo je da je Igor pre nekoliko godina osvanuo na naslovnim stranama u hrvatskim medijima jer je gonjen zbog podvođenja jedne 18-godišnje devojke, da bi slučaj bio odbačen, ali je ubrzo optužen i za zlostavljanje svoje tadašnje devojke. U žižu domaće javnosti dospeo je nedavno, kada je njegova supruga prijavila njegov nestanak iz jednog hotela u Novom Sadu, gde je doputovao sa suprugom kako bi pokrenuo privatni biznis. Ispostavilo se da je reč o lažnoj uzbuni, a pre nekoliko dana Igor je pokušao da proda i svoj snimak seksa s Natašom Ivkošić dnevnim novinama, naglašavajući da se radi o vidu marketinga.

Pošto su svi pokušaji da se njegove pevačke sposobnosti čuju - propali, Tuđman je odlučio da se prijavi kao anonimni talenat za četvrtu sezonu ,,Ja imam talenat", za koju kastinzi i audicije kreću već krajem ovog meseca.


http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/334246/Tudjmanov-unuk-na--sve-nacine-hoce-da-se-proslavi-u-Srbiji
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Gaff

QuoteJapanese robot bar tempts customers with giant, scantily clad dancing robots - controlled by REAL women

The 'Robot Restaurant' offers 'cabaret dances' from giant robots - looking like plastic women, but with robotic lower halves.
The £83 million restaurant will let customers operate the 'fem-bots' - but staff will also 'steer' the performers as they dance for visitors.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2178136/Japanese-robot-bar-tempts-customers-creepy-fem-bots--controlled-actual-women.html
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

zakk

ako može šimpanzo da vozi robota, tek striptizeta može :D
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.


Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Gaff

QuoteSYFY PREMIERES COLLECTION INTERVENTION TUESDAY, AUGUST 14

NEW SERIES FOLLOWS THE MEMORABILIA-OBSESSED TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF THEIR OVERSIZED POP-CULTURE COLLECTIONS

http://theforce.net/latestnews/story/Syfy_To_Debut_Collection_Intervention_147253.asp
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Albedo 0


Karl Rosman

 dafak? :shock:

Idi bre Bato...   xrofl
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

Josephine

Aaaaaaaa!  :? :shock: Bljaaaaaaak!!!

Meho Krljic

Ja sam to jutros vido na Jahuu i nisam smeo da kliknem. :cry:

Gaff


Pastor Jack Schaap demonstrates how to polish a shaft

QuoteJack Schaap was the pastor at the largest church in Indiana until he was fired last week for having sex with a 17-year-old congregant...
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Gaff

Procurele u javnost fotografije napuštene tajne laboratorije...
(slike na sajtu mogu da uznemire pojedine osobe)

Abandoned laboratory of studying a human brain

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

Gaff

Prvo... smatrajte se upozorenim!!!
Ne, ozbiljno!!!!!!

Drugo... O, ti ludi norvežani!

Treće... kjok!? Neki performans?! Nešto novo tipa planking i owling?!

(e, da, smanjite malo jačinu zvuka)



SH - Gamle Bybro
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Ghoul

https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Meho Krljic

Lepa inicijativa. Ako odem iznenada ovih dana, setite me se!!!

Agota

Quote from: Meho Krljic on 27-09-2012, 14:34:31
Lepa inicijativa. Ako odem iznenada ovih dana, setite me se!!!

jedi ... xtwak
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Meho Krljic

Vidim da će moja čitulja biti obojena prezirom i gnevom, radije nego svečanim i dostojanstvenim bolom.

Ghoul

drugo i ne očekuj, večito pomirljivi pomiritelju i sa-svima-dobri majkoterezijanski crvenokrstašu!  :evil:
https://ljudska_splacina.com/

Usul

Bah.... kao i obično u grobljanskim stvarima Srbi napreduju...
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Meho Krljic

Eh... bio je dugačak čovek.

Джон Рейнольдс

America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Meho Krljic

 :cry: :cry:  Odvratno.

Ali dobro, tu ič der oun.

Mica Milovanovic

A šta ja da kažem?
Mica

Melkor

Why Thai women cut off their husbands' penises
An epidemic of penile amputations in Thailand led researchers to inquire into what was going on

The Guardian, Monday 19 November 2012 16.30 GMT

   
'It became fashionable in the 1970s for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her husband fell asleep, then sever his penis with a kitchen knife.'

   About once per decade, the medical profession takes a careful look back at Thailand's plethora of penile amputations. The first great reckoning appeared in a 1983 issue of the American Journal of Surgery. Surgical Management of an Epidemic of Penile Amputations in Siam, by Kasian Bhanganada and four fellow physicians at Siriraj Hospital in Bangkok, introduces the subject: "It became fashionable in the decade after 1970 for the humiliated Thai wife to wait until her [philandering] husband fell asleep so that she could quickly sever his penis with a kitchen knife. A traditional Thai home is elevated on pilings and the windows are open to allow for ventilation. The area under the house is the home of the family pigs, chickens, and ducks. Thus, it is quite usual that an amputated penis is tossed out of an open window, where it may be captured by a duck."

The report explains, for readers in other countries: "The Thai saying, 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat,' is therefore a common joke and immediately understood at all levels of society".

The bulk of the paper reports how the doctors and their colleagues learned, over the course of attempting 18 reimplantations, how to improve the necessary surgical techniques. Unambiguous photographs supplement the text.

"Interestingly", the physicians remark at the very end, "none of our patients filed a criminal complaint against their attackers."

An article called Factors Associated with Penile Amputation in Thailand, published in 1998 in the journal NursingConnections, explores the reasons behind that. Gregory Bechtel and Cecilia Tiller, from the Medical College of Georgia (in Atlanta), gathered data from three couples who had been part of the epidemic. The couples, by then divorced, discussed their experience calmly. Bechtel and Tiller report that in each case, three things had happened during the week prior to dismemberment: (1) a financial crisis; (2) "ingestion of drugs or alcohol by the husband immediately prior to the event; and (3) public humiliation of the wife owing to the presence of a second 'wife' or concubine".

In 2008, the Journal of Urology carried a retrospective by Drs Genoa Ferguson and Steven Brandes of the Washington University in St Louis, called The Epidemic of Penile Amputation in Thailand in the 1970s. Ferguson and Brandes conclude that: "Women publicly encouraging and inciting other scorned women to commit this act worsened the epidemic. The vast majority of worldwide reports of penile replantation, to this day, are a result of what became a trendy form of retribution in a country in which fidelity is a strongly appreciated value."

• Marc Abrahams is editor of the bimonthly Annals of Improbable Research and organiser of the Ig Nobel prize
   
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."


Barbarin

Šta jedna budala uradi, mislim na tog vlasnika.
Jeremy Clarkson:
"After an overnight flight back to London, I find myself wondering once again if babies should travel with the baggage"

Джон Рейнольдс

Ма дивна прича кад се мало размисли, а баш ми је ово оставило утисак, размишљам о њима цео дан. Прво, фирма која је ипак дала зелено светло за градњу у стилу - ма ко им јебе матер, цепај посред! А онда, они који су им оставили бандеру (ено и ње усред аутопута), а изгледа да имају и клима-уређај! Сад могу да направе неки драјв ин, перионицу, да искористе онај простор у приземљу кад буду постали туристичка атракција, итсл.  8-)
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

tomat

ovo ko u onom crtiću sa Duškom Dugouškom!
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Melkor

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20503586

QuoteA Florida man choked to death in October after eating dozens of live cockroaches in a contest to win a python, an autopsy has found.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Джон Рейнольдс

America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

#Τζούτσε

Barbarin

Jeremy Clarkson:
"After an overnight flight back to London, I find myself wondering once again if babies should travel with the baggage"

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.