Glupa igra s pogađanjem citata iz filmova

[Lurd]

p.s. mislim da bi bio red da konacno uzmem da citam The Big Nowhere, stoji mi na polici vec neko vreme...

Ja se spremam za White Jazz, ali kada zavrsim Armageddon's Rag.

Inace, citanje Big Nowherea nije nimalo lako niti lepo iskustvo. Ja sam glup i vec nedeljama mi se iz dana u dana vracaju dogadjaji iz knjige i sve mi teze padaju.

Na onoj listi 100 horora su ga metnuli. Ja mislim da nije, ali da je uzasno zajebano, depresivno, mracno, nepravedno - jeste.

Razmisli dobro. Ako si u bedaku, samo navali, a ako nisi, savetujem ti da sacekas da padnes u isti.

[Milosh]

Razmisli dobro. Ako si u bedaku, samo navali, a ako nisi, savetujem ti da sacekas da padnes u isti.

Ja sam uvek u nekom bedaku tj. u konstantnom (i naravno bezuspesnom) pokusaju da se izvucem iz istog, znaci, Elroj mi ne gine...

Inace, citati koje je zadao spajder su iz Sexy Beast.


"Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up with her, are ya?"
"What do you think? She's one of the good ones."
"Why do we always manage to fuck up the good ones?"
"I don't know. I know I've been pretty successful at it."

[Spider Jerusalem]

Najbolji film o muskarcima svih vremena, Beautiful Girls.

"He's got a wart on his fanny."
"Huh?"
"A wart. On his fanny. Giving him the fidgets."


Iz istog filma:

"You hear? Our guy's a thinker!"
"Does he want a pillow for his head?"

"I suppose you think you've raised hell."
"Sister. When I've raised hell, you'll know it."


Random citati:

"You better run, sweetie. I'll track down all a-you whores."

"Everyone is so god damn smart."

"Jesus, I open my mouth and the whole world turns smart."

"He likes you. He said we didn't have to break anything."

"I was just speculating about a hypothesis."

[Spider Jerusalem]

Ajmo ovako:

"What's the rumpus?"


"Now, you know how to do this? You gotta remember to put one in his brains. Your first shot takes him down, then you put one in his brains. Then it's done. Then we go home."


"I'm praying to you, look in your heart! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in your heart! Look in your heart! I'm praying to you! I'm praying to you, look in your heart! Look in your heart!"


"What heart?"

[Lurd]

Pa imali smo već Miller's Crossing, ja zadavo.

I je l' ovo pitanje ili nasumično izbacivanje citata iz nekog filma?

Vas dvojicu treba malo ustanoviti, to jes' odložiti u neku ustanovu na odredjeno vreme.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Da, jeste, Lurde, ovo je kviz, nije Vijetnam, postoje pravila...

[Lurd]

Reci to i drugima, a svi možete nešto da naučite iz ovoga:

A man lives by his word, I reckon. And I've kept mine ...

[Lurd]

U novom stilu igre:

-Don't waste him.  If he's alive...I want him.


-But!  Only give us until sunset.  If we haven't made it by then, keep going!

- He lives now...Only in our memories...

Naravno, ovo je najpogrešniji mogući film za citate, ali...

[Lurd]

'Ajde, ljudi! Garantujem da smo svi gledali.

- You're quick, I'll give you that. Never seen a man beat a snake. Never.  Reflexes, that's what you've got.  Me?  I've got brains.

[Gwydion]

Zasto ljudi uopste prihvataju da ucestvuju u necemu sto je u startu definisano kao glupo? Ej intelektualci, intelektualci...

'Ajde, ljudi! Garantujem da smo svi gledali.

- You're quick, I'll give you that. Never seen a man beat a snake. Never.  Reflexes, that's what you've got.  Me?  I've got brains.

[Lurd]

Zasto ljudi uopste prihvataju da ucestvuju u necemu sto je u startu definisano kao glupo? Ej intelektualci, intelektualci...

'Ajde, ljudi! Garantujem da smo svi gledali.

- You're quick, I'll give you that. Never seen a man beat a snake. Never.  Reflexes, that's what you've got.  Me?  I've got brains.

Šta s' ti? Neka tinejdžerka? Šta si poludeo? Ako ti smeta nešto, baci se na to tamo, ostavi nas da se ovde igramo.

[Gwydion]

Pu majku mu, suvise imam dlakave usi da bih mogao da prodjem kao tinejdzerka... nego da se ti ne osecas nesto licno prozvanim? Izvini ako sam pogodio neku tvoju frusteraciju ...

Zasto ljudi uopste prihvataju da ucestvuju u necemu sto je u startu definisano kao glupo? Ej intelektualci, intelektualci...

'Ajde, ljudi! Garantujem da smo svi gledali.

- You're quick, I'll give you that. Never seen a man beat a snake. Never.  Reflexes, that's what you've got.  Me?  I've got brains.

Šta s' ti? Neka tinejdžerka? Šta si poludeo? Ako ti smeta nešto, baci se na to tamo, ostavi nas da se ovde igramo.

[Lurd]

Ispade, dakle, da Spajder i Milosh znaju, ali da neće da odgovore. Stoga evo citata koji sve otkriva.

The vision dims and all that remains are mememories.  They take me back - back to the place where the black pump sucked guzzolene from the earth...And I remember the terrible battle we fought - the day we left that
place forever...But, most of all, I remember the courage of a stranger, a road warrior called Max.

[BladeRunner]

Da nije, mozda, "Mad Max"?  

[Lurd]

Da nije, mozda, "Mad Max"?  

Bez zezanja, nije.

[BladeRunner]

Uzas. Ja sam bio siguran da jeste, samo nisam bio siguran koji dio (cini mi se treci, sa Tinom Tarner i onih mali milion klinaca). Eh, necu da se igram vise, ocigledno nemam pojma. Pozdrav.

[Spider Jerusalem]

Drugi je deo, da prekratimo muke.

Ali nek zada citat neko drugi. Ja uvek zadajem iste filmove, pa posle ispadnem "over the line, Smokey".

[Oto]

TIP: I like your bed. You may find this hard to believe but I've never slept on a round bed.
RIBA: Is that so?
TIP: What's the best way? North, south, east, or west?
RIBA: That depends on what you had in mind.
TIP: What I had in mind was boxin' the compass.

[iDemo]

Juce sam gledao:

"Gospodjo, ja ne jebem po kucama.
Pogotovo ne ocajnice.
Ja sam samo sofer..."

[Biki]

Juce sam gledao:

"Gospodjo, ja ne jebem po kucama.
Pogotovo ne ocajnice.
Ja sam samo sofer..."

Da nije iz " Ona voli zvezdu"?

[iDemo]

Da nije iz " Ona voli zvezdu"?

Nije, nije.
Ova, ocigledno, voli nesto drugo...

[kissellii]

Jagode u grlu

[Lurd]

Saću ja opet da ispadnem drkadžija i kvariigra, ali citat je zadao Oto.

[Oto]

Sve je okej.

Ajmo hintove.

Film je neprevedno zapostavljeni biser u opusu jednog genijalnog režisera.

Naslov je ime i prezime glavnog junaka, u tumačenju glumca koga smo navikli da gledamo gotovo isključivo u komedijama. Ovde je hladnošpricerniji od Klinta.

Amoralni krimić kakav je mogao biti napravljen samo sedamdesetih.

Pretpostavljam da ga nema na diviksima.

[johnson bronson]

izvinjavam se sto je van teme, ali RE: amoralnost u filmovima, mislim da bi Oto trebao da okaci jedan topick jer se ista menjala od cetrdesetih naovamo. Amoralnost iz sedamdesetih je drugacija od one iz osamdesetih. A onda je dosla politicka korektnost.

[Tripp]

Charley Varrick

    Neka Oto ponovo zada.

[Oto]

Hm, pa dobro.

Evo jednog simpatičnog citata.

"You can stand here with me, but you must agree not to speak of the heat."
"l'm a married woman."
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning l'm not looking for company."
"Should've said I'm a happily married woman.''
"That's my business."
"What?"
"How happy l am."
"And how happy is that?"
"Not too smart, are you? l like that in a man."
"What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? l've got them all."
"You don't look lazy."

[Spider Jerusalem]

Što je vruuuuće večeras.
Da. Baš je vruće. Je l' i vama vruće?

Hey, lady, you wanna fuck!

[taurus-jor]

"Now, now, for god sakes he can't drive a car."
"He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone round here gave him lessons."

[Ghoul]

jore, promasio si topik - ovo je onaj gde prvo treba da pogodis citat da bi zadao [inace, iz halloweena]  

[Milosh]

Body Heat


"Wanna go to the dump and shoot some rats?"

[Milosh]

hint: Django Reinhardt

[Oto]

Žao mi je što se ovo ne pogodi.

Sweet and Lowdown.



Dalje.


"Oh, right! To call you stupid is an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. You think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"

"Apes don't read philosophy."

"Yes, they do. They just don't understand it. Let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself. The London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes. I looked 'em up."

[Lurd]

Ja mislim da je ovo Riba zvana Vanda.

[Black Mamba]

arggghhhhh... dosade bozije, pustite mene da pogodim nesto

jeste, Riba zvana Wanda...

[Lurd]

Hajde da verujemo Manbi.

Evo, ja ne umem klasičnije od ovoga:

- They seem to have something very
urgent to tell you, sir.

- Well, what's wrong?

- The line went dead, sir.

- What've you got there?

- Only the first word, sir.

- Geronimo.

[Lurd]

Pa jebote! OK, scena pre te, sam početak filma:

- These hills here are full of Apaches. They've burned every ranch
building in sight. He had a brush with them last night. Says
they're being stirred up by Geronimo.

- Geronimo? How do we know he isn't lying?

- Naw, he's a Cheyenne. They hate Apaches worse than we do.

[Lurd]

S druge strane,  zašto bi ovaj citat klasičnog vesterna sa indijancima otkrivao više od prethodnog. Evo jednog sa malo više imena:

- In the first place, Luke would kill the Kid in a gunfight. In the
second place if Luke did get shot he's got two brothers just as
ornery as he is. Naw, the only safe place for Ringo is in the pen
and I aim to get him there all in one piece.

[Milosh]

Stagecoach



"The light that's leavin' that star right now...
...will take a billion years to get down here."

"You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Because I'll still be here when the light from that star...
...gets down here to earth in a billion years."

[Ghoul]

near dark

[Milosh]

Siroti citat, nije zaziveo ni 10 minuta...  

[Ghoul]

dok pokusavam da smislim nesto sto nece stopirati ovu igru na naredna 3 meseca, evo za vasu intelektualnu razonodu 1 lep citat koji uopste nije iz filma:

"There is nothing very funny about finding oneself stranded alone, in a remote corner of the universe bereft of human meaning - nor about the idea that this fate is the outcome of the mindless massacre that Darwin, rather euphemistically, called natural selection"

(Peter L. Berger A Rumour of Angels: Modern Society and the Rediscovery of the Supernatural, p. 45.)

[Spider Jerusalem]

Seems to me like someone needs to get laaaaaiiid.

Evo mog prigodnog citata iz jedne epizode najbolje serije na svetu, 6 Feet Under.

"Such a shame, cupcake. You'd be cute if ya weren't such a doom-and-gloomer!"  

[Ghoul]

evo jednog iz serijala 'ko nije gledo, nek se smesta ubije [ili barem, nek gleda dok je vreme]':

kaze:
"Oh my god, all that anal sex. In my youth we used to say: 'The nice way is the one with the door mat!' "

napomena: u originalu film nije na engleskom.

[Ghoul]

daakle, sramota!

gornji citat je iz istog filma kao i ovaj:

(osobi A objasne da treba da ide i istraži izvesnu ložu)
A: A lodge?
B: That is the place where they go in for Satan!
A: Oh, alright... I thought they went in for body building 'n stuff. I'm not bloody well doing THAT!

[Ghoul]

dobro, ovo je POSLEDNJI hint; ako posle ovoga ispadne da niko nije gledo/prepoznao, zadajem neki drugi film:

[razgovor biva u malom privatnom avionu]

-Getting a flying licence seems far too easy these days.

-I never said I had a licence. I would have, if the instructor hadn't got smashed up.

[Ghoul]

Ok, sve mi je jasno.

Iako je dostupan na DVD-u, iako ga ima i na divxu, iako je bio na drzavnoj TV pre par meseci, iako sam dao 3 vrlo upecatljiva citata otuda - film niko nije gledao s duznom paznjom - ili niko nece da se igra sa mnom?

Mislim, sta sad- treba da dajem hint: film je danski, desava se u bolnici, radio ga reziser DOGVILA...? Pa necemo tako, to onda nije prepoznavanje filma na osnovu CITATA.

Onda nista.
Sad kad je to razreseno [by me], evo neceg drugog, iz DRUGOG filma, sto je novi zadatak za pogadjanje:

DO YOU HAVE TO OPEN GRAVES TO FIND GIRLS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH?

Ovo je iz klasicnog filma, a imate cak i sempl u jednoj pesmi WHITE ZOMBIE...

[faye]

Triera nisam gledala, shame on me...

a ovo? 'mumija' ?

[Ghoul]

JESTE!
[tacnije, THE MUMMY iz 1932.]

[fala bogu da u igru upadne neko sa strane, izvan uobicajenog kruga od 3-4 imena!]

shoot!

[faye]

ovo je iz posljednje sezone jedne americke tv serije:


"Here's my poem dedicated to every guy I've ever been with:

YOUR PENIS
IS KINDA NICE
TOO BAD YOU'RE ATTACHED TO IT."

mozda je malo ko gledao ovu sezonu, pa ako bude potrebe, bit ce nesto i starije...