Glupa igra s pogađanjem citata iz filmova

[johnson bronson]

shipment prices for coffins and urns - www.thereafter.com

[Ghoul]

B: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.

A: You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!

[Plavi Skaut]

shipment prices for coffins and urns - www.thereafter.com

[Milosh]

B: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.

A: You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!

Daj neki hint, poznato mi ovo...

[Ghoul]

veoma vazan film iz '90ih, debi znacajnog rezisera

[Ghoul]

veoma vazan film iz '90ih, debi znacajnog rezisera

... debi nije horor, ali taj baja je napravio jedan koji jeste [i te kakav!]

[Milosh]

Shallow Grave


"Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck."

[Milosh]

Iz istog filma je i sledeci citat:

"If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

[Ghoul]

ovo mi sve nesto vuce na moj dragi, ali odavno gledani film IN THE COMPANY OF MEN.

[Milosh]

ovo mi sve nesto vuce na moj dragi, ali odavno gledani film IN THE COMPANY OF MEN.

Jok.

Hint: "Over The Rainbow"

[johnson bronson]

eeee...

Dr Doolittle? NE! The Wizard of Oz?

[Milosh]

Ma ne. Ovaj film je da citiram IMDB: Rated R for intense sequences of strong violence, and for strong language.

[Lurd]

Ah, very good.

Ako je to taj film, ja ga stalno uzimam za eklatantni egzemplar stare istine da je glumac dobar onoliko koliko ga reditelj učini dobrim i stoji u savršenoj antitezi da ako glumci u filmu rade šta hoće onda reditelj ne radi ništa.

Ako je to Face off.

[Oto]

Jao, pa to je Face/Off!

[Oto]

Hmm, okasnih.

I don't know my gun well.

[Lurd]

Hmmm...

Oto, ti si pametniji, ja sam lepši; ti bolje plešeš, ja bolje pevam; ti bolje voziš, ja bolje plačem; ti imaš bolje cipele, a ja bolje ogram pantomimu od Bobana; i tako unedogled, ali pošto si ti plavlji - izvoli i zadaj neki stravasuper citat.

[Oto]

"This man had two balls like the bull. He went in the revolution as a great bandit, when he come out, he came out as what? Nothing. A general. That to me is the bullshit. Hey, wait a minute. You come here to join the revolution?"

"No. No, one was enough for me."

[Plavi Skaut]

Ah, very good.

Ako je to taj film, ja ga stalno uzimam za eklatantni egzemplar stare istine da je glumac dobar onoliko koliko ga reditelj učini dobrim i stoji u savršenoj antitezi da ako glumci u filmu rade šta hoće onda reditelj ne radi ništa.

Ako je to Face off.

Bas sinoc gledam intervju sa jednim meni zanimljivim reziserom (101 Reykjavik) Baltasar Kormákur, on rece "reditelj je dobar/uspjesan onoliko koliko se glumac angazuje" Meni se cini da tu ima istine.

[Oto]

Ništa? Dobro. Onda hintče.

Jedan od alternativnih naslova ovog filma eksplicitno pominje temu citiranog razgovora između dva glavna lika.

Malo uvijeno, al' za početak će poslužiti.

[Ghoul]

hm, da nije Fistful of Dynamite, A (1972) (UK) (USA) (alternative title)
C'era una volta la rivoluzione (1971) (Italy)
Duck, You Sucker (1972) (USA)
Once Upon a Time... the Revolution (1971)

[Oto]

To je taj.

Shoot, gringo.

[johnson bronson]

fcuk. bez da se petljam, ali ako je ghoul gringo, onda sam ja Maria de Medeiros. i svi na redaljku.

[Oto]

Shuddup, amigo.  

[Ghoul]

samo za mariju madeiros:

"By gad, sir, you are a character, that you are. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing."

[Lurd]

oh, yeah, mister ghoul, i got it, but i was waiting to hear it from you.

Malteški soko?

[Ghoul]

precisely;
I did not expect anything less.

[Lurd]

Evo, nešto lako.

- I haven't had a key lime pie in ten years.

- When ya had it, did ya like it?

- No, but that don't mean much. I was a completely different person ten years ago. Let's give key lime a day in court. And a large glass of milk.

[Lurd]

Ooookaj. Malo hintsovi. Ovo je film koji je kada se pojavio bio prilično radikalan i drugačiji. Kako vizuelno, tako i sadržjano. Reditelj ovog filma je vrlo osporavan, a slavljen je zbog nečega što nema veze sa samom filmskom umetnošću.

[Lurd]

Oukaj. Mnogo hintsovi (nisam siguran kako se piše, ali)

- Eanie, meanie, minie, moe, catch a redneck by the tow. If he hollers, let
him go. Eanie, meanie, minie, moe. My moma told me to pick the best one and you are it.

[Milosh]

Natural Born Killers


"How much?"
"Half."
"No fucking way..."
"Just back off, Will, I got this. I got this! Okay, 30%. That's three of us. 30%, that's fair."
"Half."
"I meant 33%."
"I meant half."
"And 1/3."
"Half."
"35%."
"Half."
"40%."
"Half."
"42%?"
"Half."
"Um... 45%."
"Half."
"48%?"
"Half."
"49%?"
"Half."

[Plavi Skaut]

Bad Santa

[Milosh]

Jeste.

[Plavi Skaut]

So what do you wanna do?

: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner and then I'm gonna go back to   my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?

: I love kung fu.

: Channel 39.

: Totally.

: You should come over and watch kung fu tonight.

: Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok.

[Plavi Skaut]

Hint; Moonbase Alpha!

[Plavi Skaut]

Stigla sam da naprvim carobnu supu od bikovog repa , prozore da operem  s`obadvije strane i niko da pogodi.

Ok.idemo dalje; science fiction serija snimljena sedamdesetih.

[Plavi Skaut]

ovo je bilo pretesko ..evo drugi film.

We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra

[Biki]

Fight club

Nesto slicno ali iz drugog filma

"We make cereal crunchier. We make boring movies shorter. We made Smucker's get the seeds out of their jam. We did that. As far as I'm concerned, we're heroes."

[Oto]

So what do you wanna do?

: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner and then I'm gonna go back to   my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?

: I love kung fu.

: Channel 39.

: Totally.

: You should come over and watch kung fu tonight.

: Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok.

Hint; Moonbase Alpha!

Ok.idemo dalje; science fiction serija snimljena sedamdesetih.

Čekaj malo. Ti hoćeš da kažeš da je ovaj citat iz Space 1999? Vau. Pa taj Džeri Anderson je stvarno genije.

[johnson bronson]

fcuk.

da nije glupa meg rajan u onom glupom kejt end liopold (fuj fuj) koji me je neka cica prevarila da gledam. aj min gad dem! ako jeste ubicu se. nisam prepoznao nijedan citat niizjednog filma koji gotivim (najsvezije, malteski soko, aj min gad dem.) fcuk. od svih kvoutova, iz svih filmova u celom svetu, ona nadje bas ovaj jedan! yuck. nadam se da gresim. zapamtio sam ga jer je film ogutantan. fcuk! fcuk!

[Plavi Skaut]

Ti hoćeš da kažeš da je ovaj citat iz Space 1999?

Hocu.  

Very good,Oto!

[phuzzy]

Errrrrr... a zar nije iz Office Space (1999) ?

[johnson bronson]

ko sad? oto ili ja? ili zajedno?

[Oto]

Bojim se da je tu došlo do nekog zbuna, budući da dotični citat zaista mnogo više pristaje filmu Office Space (1999) Majka Džadža, nego seriji Space 1999 (1975) iz kuhinje Džerija Andersona.

U svakom slučaju, piči ti, JB.

[johnson bronson]

OK. ovo je lako.

That's my other dog imitation.

[johnson bronson]

hint

always with the negative waves, moriarty, always with the negative waves...

[Milosh]

Kelly's Heroes


"I'll tell you what I am. I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!"

[johnson bronson]

o brate gde si.

now that's dogma. it's worse than dogma. it's dogmanure

[johnson bronson]

OK.

novi citat, lako je

"So, you dig the chairman too?"
"The chairman? ... Oh, yes - of the board."

[Lurd]

Ajde hintove više! Prošlo je više od 24 sata!

[johnson bronson]

ok, sad ako ne pogodite.

OK, OK, the doorbell. I'm going. Just call me Pavlovs alien.