Glupa igra s pogađanjem citata iz filmova

[faye]

 znaci niko nije gledao. evo nesto iz prve sezone:

scena 1:
nakon sto tip predstavi curu bratu naravno, kao 'girlfriend' ona kaze:
"I prefer the term Fuck Puppet."

scena 2:
ista cura, isti frajer:
on: Thanks for buying me breakfast.
ona: Thanks for finding my G spot.

[Oto]

Ah, to može biti samo jedna serija.

Najbolja na svetu.


"I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird."



6ftU

[faye]

"Shouldn't you be at work, isn't anybody dead?"

pa naravno, jedina moguca serija!

idemo dalje, oto?

[Oto]

Idemo, nego šta.

"Have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"

[Spider Jerusalem]

Triput URA za 6 Feet, nečem najboljem ikad stavljenom na TV ekran i šire.

Nek' neko drugi odgovori na ovo.

[Oto]

Iz istog filma iz kog je i prethodni citat.

A scorpion wants to cross the river.  But he can't swim.  He goes to a frog, who can.  He asks for a ride.  Frog says, "If I give you a ride on my back, you'll go and sting me."  The scorpion says, "It won't be in my interest to sting you, since I'll be on your back and we'll both drown."  The frog thinks it over and accepts the deal, takes the scorpion on his back,  braves the waters, halfway over feels a burning spear in his side, and realizes the scorpion has stung him after all. And as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out: "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion?! So now we both will drown!" The scorpion replies, "I can't help it.  It's in my nature."

[BladeRunner]

Problem je sto je ova prica u jedno 15 filmova. Sigurno znam da je u "Crying game", a mislim i da je u "Death and maiden". Po prvom citatu, vise tipujem na "Crying game". Pozdrav.

[Oto]

Dobro si tipov'o.

Ajd' sad ti.

[BladeRunner]

Noviji, dobar film.

"Eggs?"
"Mm-mm."
"Bacon?"
"Mm-mm."
"Sausage?"
"Mm-mm."
"No meat?"
"Mm-mm."
"Potatoes?"
"Mm-mm."
"Soup?"
"Mm."
"Chicken?"
"Mm."
"Broth?"
"Cup or bowl?"

Pozdrav.

[Milosh]

Northfork

[Milosh]

"Movie officer."
"Yes, sir."
"What's the film for tonight?"
"Uh, They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, sir."
"It's Jane Fonda, sir."
"Any skin?"
"No, sir."
"Cancel it."

[Tex Murphy]

Noviji, dobar film.

"Eggs?"
"Mm-mm."
"Bacon?"
"Mm-mm."

Bogme, to je Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast, sa albuma Atom Heart Mother  

[Milosh]

hint: John Milius se ocigledno nekako dokopao Emitora 444 i pazljivo iscitao SMS konkurs, a onda se vratio u proslost i snimio film koji je snimio...  

[Milosh]

Pa dobro, kazem da je film rezirao John Milius, to je valjda i vise nego dovoljno da se pogodi, zar ne?

[Lurd]

"Movie officer."
"Yes, sir."
"What's the film for tonight?"
"Uh, They Shoot Horses, Don't They?, sir."
"It's Jane Fonda, sir."
"Any skin?"
"No, sir."
"Cancel it."

Now repeat after me! Black is beautiful!

Večeras citat, kad kupim vreme!

[Truba]

evo dok se drug odluči za citat
da ja nešto pitam

Iz kojeg je ovo klasičnog filma citat

Put Hitler on funny pages!

[Mica Milovanovic]

Komi, druže, surova Škotska pravila su jasna...
Pitanje postavlja onaj ko odgovori na prethodno...

[Lurd]

Daklem:

Slab si ti za mene, mališa!

[Ghoul]

sta, ovo je citat?
domaci film?

[Lurd]

Pa, ne možemo sad ovako sa da ili ne. U pitanju su citati. A i ne mogu hintovi i dodatna pitanja pet minuta kasnije.

Elem, ostasmo Milosh i ja dužni Flight of the Intruder. Svaka preporuka, naravno. Kao i svaki Milijusov film, a naročito Konan, Vetar i lav, Zbogom kralju i Dan velikih talasa.

[Ghoul]

ma samo pitam je li 'slab si ti malisa' citat iz filma, ili obracanje komiju [ili vec kome]

[Lurd]

Ааааа, то. (Крамбабули панч)

Цитат.

[Truba]

znači nemate pojma        

[Lurd]

komi, bravo i svaka čast što si ubo da je Moja devojka Petko klasičan film, ali ako se držimo pravila, držimo se pravila. Je l' tako?

[Lurd]

Evo hinta (i ovaj koristim u svakodnevnoj komunikaciji) :

"A što si se na mene nakačio, idiote? Idi mami pa dahći!"

[Spider Jerusalem]

Lurd, je l' se ti to svađaš sa Ghoulom ili zaista zadaješ citate iz Kako je propao rokenrol?

[Lurd]

Ne i ne.  

[Ghoul]

hm, zar nema ovako nesto u DAVITELJ PROTIV DAVITELJA?

[Milosh]

Davitelj protiv davitelja?

[Milosh]

hm, zar nema ovako nesto u DAVITELJ PROTIV DAVITELJA?

Fuck! Preduhitri me za 3 minuta.  

[Truba]

komi, bravo i svaka čast što si ubo da je Moja devojka Petko klasičan film, ali ako se držimo pravila, držimo se pravila. Je l' tako?

 

ovdje niko danas nije pokazao nimalo respekta za moju ličnost      (iz kojeg je ovo filma barabo   )

[Lurd]

Ghoul prvi. Miloshe, ko ti kriv kad hoćeš da italikuješ.

JA SAM SASVIM OBIČAN MLADIĆ! JA SAM SASVIM OBIČAN MLADIĆ!

Mislio sam da će trajati znatno kraće, ali vidim da slobodno omgu da se prebacim na domaći teren. Naročito na devedesete!

komi, jebogati, pogodi pa zadaj!

[Ghoul]

fensi, ovo ovde je igra za odrasle;
idi i vezbaj malo to muzikalisanje, mozda nekad u nekoj stvarnosti izvan svoje glave postanes rock star [tog dana ce stvarno i da propadne r'n'r !].

evo lakog zadatka, nesto sto bi cak i ti mogao/morao da pogodis:

-He's dangerous.
-You don't know he did it!
-No? I know, thanks to your own statement, that he was locked in a room with a girl who went in alive and came out in a rubber bag!

[Spider Jerusalem]

Ааааа, то. (Крамбабули панч)

Цитат.

Pitanje!

A je l' i ovo iz Davitelja?

Tvoj S.

[Milosh]

A Nightmare on Elm Street


"I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not."

"I am a total fucking bitch."

[Tex Murphy]

Damn! To je scena seksa u kojoj učestvuje onaj tip iz Čikago Houpa. Nažalost, zaboravio sam kako se zove film  

[Milosh]

Damn! To je scena seksa u kojoj učestvuje onaj tip iz Čikago Houpa.

Eto vam ga i prvi hint.  

[E.T.]

The Last Seduction

[Spider Jerusalem]

Kakav film...

[Milosh]

...da ne padne topik u potpuni zaborav:

"I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men."
"We are the United States Government.We don't do that sort of thing."

[Tripp]

Sneakers.

      - I'm in the mood for a little vivisection.

      (Hintovi: horor; komedija; 1996; nezanemarljivo velik i ozbiljan film; sigurno najbolji u opusu momka koji se danas kotira kao, prakticno, jedan od najvecih filmadzija)

[Lurd]

Rekao bih da su u pitaju Frighteners, iliti Ko se boji duha još. Stvarno je strava film, a i ostalo prosto poziva na dijalog, ali plašim se...Uostalom, ti mi dodješ neke pare.

Nego, ET rajtfuli zadaje citat, ali dok on ne dodje neka stoji ovaj mali dijalog:

- You're not very tall, are you?

- Well, I try to be.

- Not bad. You probably know it.

- Thank you.

- What's your name?

- Reilly, Doghouse Reilly.

- (laughing) That's a funny kind of name.

- Do you think so?

- Ah huh. What are you, a prizefighter?

- No. I'm a shamus.

- What's a shamus?

- A private detective.

- You're making fun of me.

- Uhuh.

- You're cute.

[Lurd]

Da citiram Jocu:

Dupliran post!      

[Lurd]

I dalje mi prijavljuje da je poslednji post Trippov, pa samo da ispravim tu nepravdu.

[Lurd]

'Ajde, ljudi. Pa znate da sam ograničen što se tiče filmova, a posle mi je sinulo da sam ovaj klasik verovatno i zadavao.

Rimejk ovog filma napravljen je jedno 30 godina posle.

[Ghoul]

a jel rimejk FAREWELL MY LOVELY?

[Lurd]

Nije. Rimejk se zove isto kao i originial koji je režirao (hajd' malo i ja) jedan od najznačajnijih režisera svih vremena.

[Ghoul]

eh, jos 1 lurdov fantomski post koji se vidi iz avlije ali ne i sa praga... damn!

[Ghoul]

aha, znaci treba replicirati da bi se videlo na sta si odgovorio... stupid board...

[Lurd]

aha, znaci treba replicirati da bi se videlo na sta si odgovorio... stupid board...

I to možda, jer nisam siguran da li sam ga zadavao, ali kada se uzme u obzir da vrtim tri filma, to je skoro izvesno.

No, pošto je ovo topik sa citatima, evo jedne meni genijalne scene (ovde ima ni nešto imena, tako da...):

- Something I can do for you?

- Would you do me a very small favor?

- I don't know. It depends on the favor.

- You know Geiger's bookstore across the street?

- I think I may have passed it.

- You know Geiger by sight?

- Well, I...

- What does he look like?

- Wouldn't it be easy enough to go across the street and ask to see
him.

- I've already done that.

- Oh.

- Know anything about rare books?

- You could try me.

- Would you happen to have a Ben Hur, eighteen sixty, Third
Edition, with the duplicated line on page one-sixteen? ...Or a
Chevalier Audubon eighteen forty?

- Nobody would. There isn't one.

- The girl in Geiger's bookstore didn't know that.

- Oh, I, I see. You begin to interest me, vaguely.

- Uh, I'm a private dick on a case. Perhaps I'm asking too much.
Although it doesn't seem too much to me somehow.

- Well, Geiger is in his early forties, medium height, fattish,
soft all over, a Charlie Chan moustache, well dressed, wears a
black hat, affects a knowledge of antiques and hasn't any. Oh
yes, I think his left eye is glass.

- You'd make a good cop.

- Thanks. You're gonna wait for him to come out?

- Yeah.

- They don't close for another hour or so. It's raining pretty
hard.

- I got my car. That's right. It is, isn't it? You know, it just
happened I got a bottle of pretty good rum in my pocket. I'd
rather get wet in here.

- Well. It looks like we're closed for the rest of afternoon. Tell
me more about this business.

- Uh, there isn't much to tell. I...

- What's the matter?

- Just wondering if you have to...

- Oh. Not necessary.

- I don't think like that making a... Hello!

- Hello... I hate to tell you but that's Geiger's car driving up.

- Who's the man getting out?

- Geiger's shadow. His name is Carol Lundgren.

- Well, thanks.

- If you ever want to buy a book...

- A Ben Hur eighteen-sixty...

- With duplications. So long.

- So long, pal.