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BladeRunner

#1100
19-04-2011, 09:24:59
zakk
QuoteProtestvujem, Carlin je CAR i nije za pod "gluposti" nikako!

Potpisujem! Inace, kad sam prvi put gledao njegov stand-up (Tripp i Will to sve i tako znaju napamet), pomislio sam da je covjek filozof/ateista a la Dokins. Tek sam kasnije vidio da je komicar. Negdje sam siguran da ga je Uelbek koristio kao prototip za Daniela iz "Mogucnosti ostrva". Pozdrav.
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

Melkor

#1101
19-04-2011, 13:26:40


@žak - gde je ninđa?
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1102
19-04-2011, 14:02:02

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Savajat Erp

#1104
19-04-2011, 16:53:00
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Savajat Erp

#1105
19-04-2011, 17:07:28
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

sodomizer

#1106
19-04-2011, 21:46:50
ahahaha, jako.

zakk

#1107
21-04-2011, 02:50:02
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Karl Rosman

#1108
21-04-2011, 03:05:17
Quote from: Savajat Erp on 19-04-2011, 17:07:28
jeste li ikad došli u napast da napravite ovo?
Cu' dosli... Nego, njegov izlazak iz kadra kao da nagovestava dalji obracun sa koleginicom...?  xuss
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

tomat

#1109
21-04-2011, 12:50:12
malo je skup, ali ima širok asortiman usluga.

http://www.astrovojvodina.com/cenovnik3.htm
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

дејан

#1110
21-04-2011, 13:12:24
Quote from: дејан on 21-04-2011, 13:07:30
јеботе:
Vraćanje voljenje osobe u roku 72 sata...35.000 EUR
Skidanje teške crne magije vezano za Tarot karte...45.000 EUR
јуче сам чуо за овог типа...има ли овде законског основа за јавног тужиоца?
...barcode never lies
FLA

tomat

#1111
21-04-2011, 13:19:35
mene zanima kako bi ovde funkcionisalo slaganje magija. na primer, jedna devojka uplati Sexualni napitak da muškarac samo sa jednom osobom može imati sex (cena 3000€) za nekog momka, a druga uplati Ljubavni sexualni napitak da osoba poludi za nekoga (cena 4000€). kako će se tada ponašati taj momak? koja mađija je jača? da li ona koja više košta?
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#1112
21-04-2011, 14:34:45
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Lord Kufer

#1113
21-04-2011, 14:37:03
Kakav je idijot ovaj spiker, kako samo zapeva i menja modulaciju. Da ga zadaviš.

Ygg

#1114
22-04-2011, 02:39:27
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

mac

#1115
22-04-2011, 11:00:30
Dobar obrt na kraju Prodigyja. Didn't see it coming. Ovo će biti zabranjeno na you tube u roku od dva dana.

zakk

#1116
23-04-2011, 02:12:38


IZNENAĐENJE!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Josephine

#1117
23-04-2011, 02:18:10
Ovo stvorenjce što se lepi na facu iz prikrajka sam najviše mrzela u Alien vs Predator. Redovno je uspevalo da me uguši, imam traume od njega.

Karl Rosman

#1118
24-04-2011, 16:21:03
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

sodomizer

#1119
24-04-2011, 23:34:34
dragana mirkovic meets panjabi mc.

tomat

#1120
24-04-2011, 23:41:15
"id love to see you pee on us tonight!"

"now poop on them Oliver!"

halerijus :)
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Melkor

#1121
25-04-2011, 04:34:27
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Tex Murphy

#1122
25-04-2011, 21:26:17
Quote from: D. on 23-04-2011, 02:18:10
Ovo stvorenjce što se lepi na facu iz prikrajka sam najviše mrzela u Alien vs Predator. Redovno je uspevalo da me uguši, imam traume od njega.

Kao Headcrab u Half-Life. Brrr...
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Savajat Erp

#1123
26-04-2011, 22:23:06
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

Savajat Erp

#1124
27-04-2011, 18:49:23
Watch out, Lady Gaga!  :)

RAJKA POLICAJKA
Niste mi verovali da ću da pucam?!
ZAŠTO MI NISTE VEROVALI?!!!!

sodomizer

#1125
28-04-2011, 03:02:43
Quote from: tomat on 21-04-2011, 12:50:12
malo je skup, ali ima širok asortiman usluga.

http://www.astrovojvodina.com/cenovnik3.htm

http://www.astrovojvodina.com/
vise ne radi za srbiju, i skinuo je cenovnik. lol

QuoteNE RADIM ZA SRBIJU    
   Molim sve ljude iz Srbije da me ne kontaktiraju vezano za proricanje, isceliteljstvo, skidanje crne magije jel ja u Srbiji ne radim od 2001 ve godine a od 2006 ste godine nikako od kada je Zakon donešen i od kako je to krivično dijelo. Sav svoj rad sam usmerio za inozemstvo. U Srbiji nema nikakve crne magije a niti se služim prevarama od jadnog napaćenog naroda a ti dobiju sve đabe u Srbiji od školstva do liječenja. Srbiji nisu potrebni nikakvi prevaranti, šarlantani poput astrologa i ostalih kakvih tumači sudbina, isceliteljstva, skidači crne magije jel je to u Srbiji zabranjeno i krivično dijelo. Vi koji meni pišete, ne znam zašto se vrijeđate kada vam lijepo kažem da ne radim u Srbiji i da nikome ne gledam i kada vam iznesem zakon Srbije. Zašto se vrijeđate kada osobito ja ne želim od vas da uzmem novac za nešto što smatrate da je prevara? Što se smatra i Zakonom krivičnim dijelom! Zašto vršite atak na mene umesto da budete pošteni i zadovoljni da neko vam iznese istinu i da neko poštuje taj Zakon. I, sada vam govorim u Srbiji imate đabe sve, ako ste bolesni, đabe se možete liječiti i tu vam nisu potrebni nikkavi prevaranti kakvi iscelitelji. Ako želite da se obrazujete, školstvo je u Srbiji đabe. Ako imate probleme ljubavne, ne trebaju vam prevaranti kakvi astropsiholzi imate stručne osobe koji rešavaju đabe vaš problem a to bračno savjetovalište, psiholozi i koji rade sve đabe. Ako imate neke probleme sigurno da vam neće rešiti nikakvi šarlantani kakvi od tumači sudbina, već će vam rešiti stručna i obrazovana osoba koja je za to kompotentna i koja vam neće naplatiti a to u Srbiji je sve đabe. Ako imate problem sa finasijama, pa morate znati takva je situacija svima i tu vam neće pomoći nikakvi proroci. Ne bacajte pare koje nemate na ljude koji su prevaranti i šarlantani, koji žive na tuđoj muci. Poštujte i vi zakon i nemojte taj Zakon kršiti ga. Zapamtite, za vas i za zakon je ovaj moj posao prijevara, lopovluk i krivično dijelo. Vama druga istina ne treba. Držite se ovoga što sam vam napisao. Druga istina ne postoji za vas i za Zakon! Ja Zakon u Srbiji jako poštujem bez obzira da li je pravedan ili ne.

Berserker

#1126
28-04-2011, 09:16:47
 :x :x :x JAO JAO JAO.Ma ne mogu da se smejem, muka mi kad ovakva polupismena podlo lukava stoka pocne cak i na internetu da se reklamira.

shrike

#1127
30-04-2011, 16:51:49
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

дејан

#1128
30-04-2011, 17:56:36
:D
...barcode never lies
FLA

sandjama

#1129
30-04-2011, 22:42:07
@ygg
joj kakva je ova shemsa sa badalamenti-em, izvrteo sam je jedno 10 puta. covek je ocigledno imao jaku viziju, iako nije bas najbolje utanacio tonalitete.
ja sam psihicki ubica
covek sa dva lica
danju pocivam u miru
nocem vitlam sa sekiru
licnos' svoju krijem
nocas cu te ubijem!

Karl Rosman

#1130
01-05-2011, 02:47:32
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

lilit

#1131
03-05-2011, 00:22:46
sorry ako je već bilo, ali meni mnogo smešno. pogledajte i alt text (hover misem iznad slike) :lol: :
http://xkcd.com/888/
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

stale

#1132
03-05-2011, 00:35:15
Quote from: lilit_depp on 03-05-2011, 00:22:46
sorry ako je već bilo, ali meni mnogo smešno. pogledajte i alt text (hover misem iznad slike) :lol: :
http://xkcd.com/888/

Dokoni ljudi napravili i igru :)

http://www.gudmagazine.com/games/heaven/

lilit

#1133
03-05-2011, 00:39:58
 xrofl
super.
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Melkor

#1134
04-05-2011, 16:50:42
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Melkor

#1135
05-05-2011, 22:11:10
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Karl Rosman

#1136
07-05-2011, 00:51:04
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Agota

#1137
07-05-2011, 01:02:09
Lady Gaga - Judas
koji trash  :x smesna je ,ne znam dal je gluplja pesma ,tekst, spot ,pa kog vernika ce ovo isprovocirati  xuss
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Melkor

#1138
07-05-2011, 13:01:44


Spockthulhu says Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. It's only logical.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

Mark

#1139
09-05-2011, 21:24:01
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

lilit

#1140
12-05-2011, 12:09:52
tekst je onako, mislim, može da prođe ali ništa specijalno, no komentari su hilarious: http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
That's how it is with people. Nobody cares how it works as long as it works.

Meho Krljic

#1141
12-05-2011, 15:40:36
Stvarno hilerijs. Čak se ovaj jedan potrudio da napravi autentičnu spam poruku koja nudi droide na prodaju.  :lol: Genijalni komentari.

дејан

#1142
13-05-2011, 15:28:46
...barcode never lies
FLA

Usul

#1143
19-05-2011, 00:53:44
 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Ima i remix koji malo vadi stvar

stefani - mackice (bolja verzija)
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Mark

#1144
19-05-2011, 20:12:53
But there's something these master criminals weren't counting on. Apparently, Dudu's entire list of priorities included one thing and one thing only: his goddamn video game score.
With a gun to his head and three gangsters screaming at him to give up his password, Dudu stood his ground. For over five hours.


Read more: The 7 Most Ridiculous Cases of Misplaced Priorities | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_19197_the-7-most-ridiculous-cases-misplaced-priorities.html#ixzz1MoqOXzfA

http://www.cracked.com/article_19197_the-7-most-ridiculous-cases-misplaced-priorities.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

tomat

#1145
20-05-2011, 02:03:50
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

tomat

#1146
21-05-2011, 21:36:47
ja mislio da je ovo South Park sprdnja, a ono realnost  :shock:

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Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Plut

#1147
23-05-2011, 01:04:52
Internacionalni... nešto. :!:

Mark

#1148
24-05-2011, 16:19:58
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

mac

#1149
24-05-2011, 17:10:05
Ako taj auto naleti na demona od istog neće ostati ni roščići.
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