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Josephine

nije teško uspeti u društvu glupih. treba samo biti najgluplji.

Lord Kufer

U istoriji se nije desilo da se pametni organizuju. Naprotiv, najgluplji su ti koji se organizuju, naoružaju do zuba i terorišu sve ostale, uz ogromnu listu zločina na repertoaru.

Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: Lord Kufer on 04-10-2012, 15:46:43
Tako su i za Slobu pričali da je mnogo pametan i da je sve prejebo.

То није тачно. За Милошевића (глупо је тепати политичарима) се причало да је папучић, што и јесте био. Ако се његова памет икад спомињала, спомињала се прве две године. После хиперинфлације таквих прича више није било. На крају крајева, Милошевић ништа није дизао јер му је странка преузела инфраструктуру КП. Дачић је морао да се бори на политичком пољу и да се опере напољу. Океј, може се рећи да је то урадио само због себе, али је и по томе уникатна појава. Можда се о Палми мало прича да је би Арканов потрчко, али Палма није Дачићева лига, то ни најморонскији ЛДП-овац не би рекао.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

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Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: D. on 04-10-2012, 15:46:59
nije teško uspeti u društvu glupih. treba samo biti najgluplji.

Теби сам већ једном саветовао да би требало да се лакташ у некој странци или НВО, пошто имаш све особине за солидан успех. Не да седнеш на врх, али да будеш неки средњи ешалон: бесрамна си дупеувлакача, немаш трунке части и способна си да верглаш празне пароле које простом свету могу звучати као нешто мудро.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

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Lord Kufer

Ček samo da prođu ove Dačićeve prve dve godine. A za sada, on je mnogo pametan, uspeo je da ojača SPS... a znamo mi dobro šta je to SPS  :evil:

pokojni Steva

Đon trenutno pravo zbori, Dačić samo odaje sliku glupog zarad biračkog tela. Cenim da je, po mene lično, Dačić mnogo opasniji od Nikolića, Dinkića i Tadića (Đilasa, Čede, ista je to bagra) zajedno.
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Джон Рейнольдс

Quote from: Lord Kufer on 04-10-2012, 15:54:37
Ček samo da prođu ove Dačićeve prve dve godine. A za sada, on je mnogo pametan, uspeo je da ojača SPS... a znamo mi dobro šta je to SPS  :evil:

Знао ти или не знао, кад онај који ради за 150 евра буде радио за 220, а Дачић му махне и каже - е, па МИ смо ти то остварили, ево за пет година радићеш за 245 евра... СПС ће прескочити 30% на изборима.

Понављам, политичар који овде уради мало, добиће непропорционално много.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

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Josephine

Quote from: Lord Kufer on 04-10-2012, 15:54:37
A za sada, on je mnogo pametan, uspeo je da ojača SPS...

Nije on ništa uspeo da ojača. Okolnosti su mu stranku izbacile u vrh. On je mali, pijani glupak.

pokojni Steva


Zamolio bih moderatora da ovaj današnji segment prebaci na Slobodnu Vojvodinu  :evil:  Prljamo bezveze fini topik muško-ženskih priča.
Jelte, jel' i kod vas petnaes' do pola dvanaes'?

Lord Kufer

Danas se evro otkupljuje za svega 113,5 dinara. A cene su otišle uvis preko 50%.
Dačić radi isto što i Milošević. Tera nas da trošimo ono malo rezervi koje imamo, a sutra će već stvar da krene onom užasnom spiralom kao i 1993, samo mnogo brže, jer narod iza sebe više nema akumulaciju iz Titovih vremena.

Argentina i Čile. To je ono što nas čeka. A kad se to dogodi, već koliko sutra, oni koji veruju u zakon i slične gluposti, već će promeniti svoje uverenje. Ali, biće kasno.


Agota

i ovaj je izgoreo po glavi !!!

:| :| :|

Odlicno,Kunac ! xcheers
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Karl Rosman

Ovaj covek nepravedno nema zaseban topic, ali to nije razlog da ga ne slavimo!


"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Barbarin

Jeremy Clarkson:
"After an overnight flight back to London, I find myself wondering once again if babies should travel with the baggage"

Agota

This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Barbarin

Slučajno videh u Utisku nedelje to , ima samo dva dobra old tajmera.
Jeremy Clarkson:
"After an overnight flight back to London, I find myself wondering once again if babies should travel with the baggage"

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Agota


PLUS slucaj sa RTS-ovim plavusama  :-? nisam u toku :-P
Koja smo mi zemlja Dembelija.
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Kunac

Lele... Ovo će u skorije vreme teško biti nadmašeno:::

Deniyel - Ludnica (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

Jelen na čelu je hit.
"zombi je mali žuti cvet"


Meho Krljic

Sten D men... Izgubio kompas još u prošlom milenijumu.... i dalje ga traži. Ali dobro, ima preko osam banke, valja mu dati određen popust...

Kunac

Shia LaBeouf confirmed in an interview with MTV News that he will participate in unsimulated sexual intercourse in the film.
"zombi je mali žuti cvet"

дејан

...barcode never lies
FLA

Kunac

Stanko se kasnije proslavio duetom sa Indirom... To je ono kad ona peva na "francuskom".

Indira Radic feat Stanko - Marija - NOVOO 2011/12
"zombi je mali žuti cvet"

Melkor

"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."



Loni


Dr00d

There's no saint like a reformed sinner.

Gaff


Belieber!

Via CNN


Naslov članka govori sve.
Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.

Karl Rosman

Dejan Matić sam vozio automobil 40 kilometara


Pevač Dejan Matić pohvalio se preksinoć u televizijskoj emisiji ,,Brvnara" kako je jednom prilikom vozio automobil čak 40 kilometara.

- Potpuno sam sam seo za volan. Vozi sam od Kuzmina do Rume. Jedan prijatelj mi je rekao da je to za novine - rekao je pevač u emisiji.

Budući da je Dejan Matić slep, njegovo delo osim što je za novine, kažnjivo je zakonom pa smo ga pozvali juče misleći da se u emisiji šalio.

- Ja sam ponosan na ovaj svoj potez. To je bilo pre neke četiri godine. Ne zanima me da li je kažnjivo zakonom, ja sam sebi ispunio želju. Ne verujem da će me krivično goniti - rekao je pevač za ,,Blic" i dodao da je osećaj sjajan.

- Svaki dan bih vozio. Vozio i pevao, samo bih to radio. Ali, nažalost, mogu samo da pevam.


http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/378817/Dejan-Matic-sam-vozio-automobil-40-kilometara
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

mac

Možda je to bio test za neki sistem koji vozi kola bez vozača?

tomat

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

Tex Murphy

Quote from: Karl Rosman on 21-04-2013, 10:58:40
Dejan Matić sam vozio automobil 40 kilometara


Pevač Dejan Matić pohvalio se preksinoć u televizijskoj emisiji ,,Brvnara" kako je jednom prilikom vozio automobil čak 40 kilometara.

- Potpuno sam sam seo za volan. Vozi sam od Kuzmina do Rume. Jedan prijatelj mi je rekao da je to za novine - rekao je pevač u emisiji.

Budući da je Dejan Matić slep, njegovo delo osim što je za novine, kažnjivo je zakonom pa smo ga pozvali juče misleći da se u emisiji šalio.

- Ja sam ponosan na ovaj svoj potez. To je bilo pre neke četiri godine. Ne zanima me da li je kažnjivo zakonom, ja sam sebi ispunio želju. Ne verujem da će me krivično goniti - rekao je pevač za ,,Blic" i dodao da je osećaj sjajan.

- Svaki dan bih vozio. Vozio i pevao, samo bih to radio. Ali, nažalost, mogu samo da pevam.


http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/378817/Dejan-Matic-sam-vozio-automobil-40-kilometara

А пре две године је возио завезаних очију...
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Джон Рейнольдс

А да ли је био и пијан, као овај Естонац?

Blind Man Arrested For Drunk Driving...Twice!

ESTONIAN police said they have asked a court to seize a car owned by a blind
man who was caught driving drunk twice in a single week, saying it was a
"dangerous repeat offence."

"We are seeking a court order to confiscate the car from the man, and for
him to be placed under arrest,'' police spokeswoman Marge Kohtla said.

"This is a dangerous repeat offence.''

The 20-year-old, who for legal reasons has been identified only by his first
name, Kristjan, was stopped twice last week while drunk-driving with the
help of his passengers near the southern Estonian city of Tartu.

On the first occasion Kristjan, who owns the vehicle but has no driving
licence, was guided at the wheel by a 16-year-old boy who also lacks a
driving permit.

Six days later, Kristjan was again caught driving under the influence of
alcohol, this time while being given instructions by three fellow passengers
in another neighbourhood of Tartu.

Police stopped the car because it was being driven in an erratic manner, Ms
Kohtla said.

Kristjan, who is facing 30 days behind bars, reportedly told police that he
likes driving and regularly gets behind the wheel.

Estonian law does not forbid the blind from owning cars.
America can't protect you, Allah can't protect you... And the KGB is everywhere.

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Karl Rosman

Man Has Sex With A Hornets Nest And Dies


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People who are terrified of bees, or the thought of human beings having sexual intercourse with bees, or the thought of dying, please be forewarned that you may find what I am about to tell you highly disturbing. A 35-year-old Swedish man known as "Hasse" was found dead outside of his farm this week in Ystad after having sex with a hornet's nest. Let that sink in for a moment. Sex with bees. SOMEONE WANTED TO FUCK A SWARM OF HORNETS.
Hasse's bloated corpse had a total of 146 wasp stings, including 54 on his penis and balls.  At this point you might be thinking to yourself, OK. So this guy got stung to death. That's awful. It happened Macaulay Culkin in "My Girl" and I bawled my face off. But how did they know Hasse died specifically from having sex with a hornet's nest? Oh, because they found Hasse's semen on some of the dead wasps and his pubic hair in their nest.
I'm sure you can't imagine this story getting worse, but, oh, it does. Animal rights activists are more torn up about the death of wasps than they are about Hasse's passing. A poem,which received 10,000 likes on Facebook, was written to memorialize the dead bees:
"A little black, a little yellow, beaten in confusion. Hums no more for not wearing wings. Life no longer offered and the Queen sees soldier crawling on the ground in despair. Death is a fact. Oh, where did the summer road, buddy? All our tours and adventures. Floating in sweat, grains, blood and tears. Do not leave me, baby. A little black, a little yellow, all innocent. Buzz, buzz, buzz, knocking on heaven's door."
And who will write a poem in honor of Hasse, I ask? He was merely a man who fucked the wrong hornet's nest and paid with his life. Buzz, buzz, buzz, old buddy.


http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-05-15/man-has-sex-with-a-hornets-nest-and-dies/
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Gaff

Sum, ergo cogito, ergo dubito.


Usul

God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Karl Rosman

"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"


Anomander Rejk

Tajno pišem zbirke po kućama...



Karl Rosman

Ne verujem, gledam, ustajem iz kreveta... Kakvo saopstenje! U recniku pored idiot treba da stoji slika ovog lika. Prajsles.





http://www.blic.rs/Vesti/Hronika/420060/Policija-Dileri-iz-Lazarevca-bi-bili-u-zatvoru-da-nije-bilo-akcija-na-Fejsbuku

Hajlajts:


Meni nije poznato da bilo ko iz stanice radi za dilere, takve optužbe ne mogu da iznosim bez dokaza.


Pripremili smo akcije da uhapsimo dvojicu dilera, ali su oni prestali da prodaju drogu kada su objavljeni ti spiskovi.


Prodavci droge su sada oprezni, menjaju lokacije.


Dileri su se hvalili po Lazarevcu da policija ne može da ih uhvati na delu jer su oko zgrada instalirali kamere.

- To nije istina, mi smo uspevali da rešimo takve situacije. Koliko god oni misle da su zaštićeni, mi ćemo pronaći način da ih uhapsimo.





I finale, rezultati za primer!

U ovoj godini imali smo zaplenu 100 grama marihuane na primopredaji, a uhvatili smo i dilere dok preprodaju 50 grama heroina. Samo u jednoj nedelji u junu imali smo tri hapšenja zbog dilovanja droge, to znači da ova grupa ima rezultate - smatra Milunović i dodaje da se Lazarevac prema statistikama ne ističe u Beogradu po problemu droge.




To milicijo!  :-D
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"


tomat

Petronije, blokiran je video :(
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.