Gluposti

[kresha]

Vrbovanje Sekinog fana

Ovo vise spada u Sekin topic, no posto je nevidjena glupost zasluzuje da bude ovde.

[Mark]

 "Mi ne verujemo u Boga, ali ipak imamo potrebu da se okupljamo, da imamo neke svoje rituale, da sirimo svoje ideje i da radimo na tome da nas bude sto vise... Da, bas kao i sve ostale religije!"

http://ateisti.com/

[Melkor]

[Melkor]

Occasionally, sometimes, it seems I'm on a right track after all  

World's Most Generic News Report | Charlie Brooker

[Ygg]

Joj! A večeras sam baš jeo kukuruzne pahuljice s mlijekom. Iz zdjele slične ovoj.

[Tex Murphy]

Nadam se ISKRENO da se sličnosti tu i završavaju...

[Mark]

Pocela nova sezona:


QUOTES FROM "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER"



Following are quotables from "Real Time with Bill Maher" for Friday, February 26th, 2010. "Real Time with Bill Maher" airs Fridays at 10:00PM ET (10:00PM PT, tape delayed) on HBO, with additional replays throughout the week on HBO and HBO 2.



Being politicians you know, they all got to sharing their personal stories. Obama talked about his mother's battle with cancer. And Harry Reid talked about a kid with a cleft palate. And John McCain told how he once carried a brain dead woman through an entire campaign

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue



Obama's like a guy in college who spends a whole year, wasting it, trying to hit on Ellen DeGeneres.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Obama reaching out to Republicans



Bush said he had spent the last year working on his book. I swear. Hard to believe Bush has a book. But if you buy Cheney has a heart...

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue regarding Bush's visit with Cheney



The games were fun, but there were some high-profile mistakes, come on. Admit it. Like the terrible decision to let Toyota design the luge.

- Bill Maher in his opening monologue



Also in the category of obvious but still shocking, an animal called a killer whale killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.

- Bill Maher, in his opening monologue



The United States, rather than simply try to talk to these guys who now run Iran, we ought to be looking for ways to strengthen the green movement, the opposition in the streets of Iran, to see if we can't help bring about a change in politics in that country.

- Richard Haass, President of the Council on Foreign Relations



What I thought was good about the summit was it made clear that there is a real ideological difference. And if Obama believes in healthcare reform he should push it through. He has a majority. He doesn't need the Republicans to support him.

- Chrystia Freeland, US Managing Editor of The Financial Times



Nobody wants to pay for somebody else.

- Chris Rock, regarding resistance to healthcare reform



If you look at gun violence, the big problem is the war on drugs, in my opinion. I think as long as you criminalize a behavior that tons of folks are involved in, you know, you basically create this huge spiral of crime.

- Reihan Salam, co-author of "Grand New Party" and a columnist at The Daily Beast



The NRA, these are the same guys that are all worried about big government and your rights and your right to thrive and live and everything else. But it you or I grew a pot plant on our property, they'd want it seized by the government n... and to me, that's just hypocritical.

- Adam Carolla



New Rule: Don't bring wine to my dinner party. Because then if you drink it, it's not really a gift, is it? But if I choose a different wine, you're thinking, "What the hell's wrong with the bottle I brought?" And when you bring wine and then say, "I don't drink," what kind of condescending crap is that? Your cute little gift is such a minefield of potential awkwardness; thank God I'm already high.

- Bill Maher in his "New Rules" segment



New Rule: Saying "Hey, it was the '80s" is not an excuse. This week the New York Times broke the news that when Senator Scott Brown went on a first date with his wife, he was wearing pink leather shorts. Let me repeat that: He was wearing pink leather shorts, because, "It was the 80s." Scott, I remember the 80's, and one man wore that outfit. So congratulations, tea-baggers, you just elected Richard Simmons.

- Bill Maher in his "New Rules" segment

[Melkor]

Star Trek White Rabbit

[Meho Krljic]

I da

Internet Bridge Troll

[Kler_Vojant]

Uzas.

[Ghoul]

Uzas.

trol se prepoznao.

[Kler_Vojant]

ako ta rec pripada srpskom jeziku...

[Melkor]

[Kler_Vojant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As3pRa9O1VM

[Kler_Vojant]

^pobeda

[Melkor]

By Clifford Stoll | NEWSWEEK
From the magazine issue dated Feb 27, 1995

After two decades online, I'm perplexed. It's not that I haven't had a gas of a good time on the Internet. I've met great people and even caught a hacker or two. But today, I'm uneasy about this most trendy and oversold community. Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic.

Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works.

Consider today's online world. The Usenet, a worldwide bulletin board, allows anyone to post messages across the nation. Your word gets out, leapfrogging editors and publishers. Every voice can be heard cheaply and instantly. The result? Every voice is heard. The cacophany more closely resembles citizens band radio, complete with handles, harrasment, and anonymous threats. When most everyone shouts, few listen. How about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it's an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can't tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure.

What the Internet hucksters won't tell you is tht the Internet is one big ocean of unedited data, without any pretense of completeness. Lacking editors, reviewers or critics, the Internet has become a wasteland of unfiltered data. You don't know what to ignore and what's worth reading. Logged onto the World Wide Web, I hunt for the date of the Battle of Trafalgar. Hundreds of files show up, and it takes 15 minutes to unravel them–one's a biography written by an eighth grader, the second is a computer game that doesn't work and the third is an image of a London monument. None answers my question, and my search is periodically interrupted by messages like, "Too many connectios, try again later."

Won't the Internet be useful in governing? Internet addicts clamor for government reports. But when Andy Spano ran for county executive in Westchester County, N.Y., he put every press release and position paper onto a bulletin board. In that affluent county, with plenty of computer companies, how many voters logged in? Fewer than 30. Not a good omen.

Point and click:

Then there are those pushing computers into schools. We're told that multimedia will make schoolwork easy and fun. Students will happily learn from animated characters while taught by expertly tailored software.Who needs teachers when you've got computer-aided education? Bah. These expensive toys are difficult to use in classrooms and require extensive teacher training. Sure, kids love videogames–but think of your own experience: can you recall even one educational filmstrip of decades past? I'll bet you remember the two or three great teachers who made a difference in your life.

Then there's cyberbusiness. We're promised instant catalog shopping–just point and click for great deals. We'll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete. So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month? Even if there were a trustworthy way to send money over the Internet–which there isn't–the network is missing a most essential ingredient of capitalism: salespeople.

What's missing from this electronic wonderland? Human contact. Discount the fawning techno-burble about virtual communities. Computers and networks isolate us from one another. A network chat line is a limp substitute for meeting friends over coffee. No interactive multimedia display comes close to the excitement of a live concert. And who'd prefer cybersex to the real thing? While the Internet beckons brightly, seductively flashing an icon of knowledge-as-power, this nonplace lures us to surrender our time on earth. A poor substitute it is, this virtual reality where frustration is legion and where–in the holy names of Education and Progress–important aspects of human interactions are relentlessly devalued.

STOLL is the author of "Silicon Snake Oil–Second Thoughts on the Information Highway" to be published by Doubleday in April.

[Meho Krljic]

Heh, čudo je kakvu razliku 15 godina može da učini.

[DušMan]

http://getonmyhorse.com

[kresha]

Old.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

[zakk]

Pa tek je to matoro...

Šta je sledeće, Moon Song ?

[DušMan]

Da, zaista... Ovaj badgerbadger je bio nov još kad sam ja išao u školu. Znači, pre 6-7 godina.
Plus, Get on my horse još i ima umereno slušljivu muziku za razliku od ova dva fleš filmića. 
Plus, ništa nije bolje od konja koji svira klavijature!

[дејан]

Sonja Liht - Smoke On The Water.wmv

[Melkor]

[Melkor]

i jos toga

[Kler_Vojant]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1074656/

[Melkor]

ne radi raj link...

nego: ZENE SA BRKOVIMA!

[Kler_Vojant]

znaci, ebem ti ovaj stumble. sad radi. nego...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYbEIpZpio4

[Kler_Vojant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udc_R36pVCU

[zakk]

kuuuul 

[džin tonik]

schwuler Koch

[Milosh]

Od kako je Samuraj okačio onu zajebanciju sa von Trierom nadoknađivao sam propušteno sa Oniona, i od skorijih "vesti" ova mi je jedna od omiljenih:

NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018 

[Melkor]

[Melkor]

i jos "obrnutih perspektiva" ovde

[Tex Murphy]

TREEVENGE!

[DušMan]

If this page gets a million fans, the creator's sister will name her baby Megatron. So if you have any interest in being part of something bigger than yourself, now's your chance. Make a difference in a child's life.

By giving him the most badass name possible.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/MY-SISTER-SAID-IF-I-GET-ONE-MILLION-FANS-SHE-WILL-NAME-HER-BABY-MEGATRON/333067975442?ref=mf

[zakk]

Odlično!!! Mali Megatron!
Jbte, već su na 800k


E, da, mali doprinos :

[Melkor]

dovoljno je malo da mogu da ga ponovim 

[Vampirella]

istina o smrti michaela jacksona(da se usereš)

[Melkor]

Jimmy Kimmel: Handsome Men's Club

[zakk]

[zakk]

LOL! (Brooke Shields and Robert Downey Jr.)






nemam mere :/

[zakk]

poslednja.

[Melkor]

verovatno niko nema srca da ti kaze, ali poslednjih 5 slika se ne vidi 

[zakk]

Aha, ne daju
Ispravljam odma!

[zakk]

E sad idem da doprinosim na Best Topic Evah!

[Melkor]

[Melkor]

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

Horror beyond human imagination

[Vampirella]

 

[Melkor]

i meni je malo falilo 

[Meho Krljic]

Torčr pr0n.