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Tex Murphy

#350
24-06-2010, 00:37:28
To, Lomljavino, postavljaj!
Ja sam sa svojim klupanom (drug iz klupe) tokom završnih gimnazijskih godina na časovima crtao propelere, odsječene ruke i kante u koje kaplje krv iz odsječenih ruku i pisao poeziju. Nažalost, to je skoro sve danas izgubljeno :-(
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

scallop

#351
24-06-2010, 01:04:19
I ti postavljaj! Samo, nemoj poeziju, molim te.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain.

дејан

#352
30-06-2010, 14:28:55
...barcode never lies
FLA

Meho Krljic

#353
30-06-2010, 15:17:32
Zastrašujući detalj je što je bolest koju sam "izmislio" kliktanjem na dugme nešto od čega, rekao bih zaista i bolujem

QuoteIntermittent Catatonic Deficit Dysfunction With Facial Tic (ICDDWFT)
ICDDWFT involves unpredictable episodes or experiences exacerbated by an extreme inability to stay awake that exists at sub-optimal levels, worsened by involuntary facial muscle spasms.

Source: Page 190 of the DSM-IV-FE*


Found the disease you like? Take these steps to get filthy rich!
Patent a dangerous chemical as a "treatment" for ICDDWFT.
Invent fictitious trial results that prove the drug is effective in treating ICDDWFT.
Bribe FDA officials into approving the drug as safe for everyone! (Even if it kills people.)
Submit to the American Psychiatric Association for inclusion in their DSM-IV (the standard reference guide of psychiatric disorders).
Create an emotional TV ad that shows unhappy, confused people being transformed into perfect beings after they take your drug.
Issue press releases to mainstream media outlets who will run your propaganda as news with zero skepticism.
Bribe doctors with vacations, extravagant meals and "consulting fees" in order to get them to prescribe your drug to as many patients as possible.
Buy off politicians and legislators to block alternative medicine and enforce a pharmaceutical monopoly.
Sit back and rake in the dough** while Americans go broke buying your drug to treat ICDDWFT!
When the lawsuits roll in from the families of dead patients, simply use a small portion of your windfall profits to settle out of court, admitting no guilt.


дејан

#354
30-06-2010, 15:35:06
u stvari taj generator je posledica ovoga:

i odgovora na to:

pri chemu gardijanov chlanak zasluzuje svakom svojom rechju da se nadje na ovom topiku
...barcode never lies
FLA

Plut

#355
02-07-2010, 00:36:44
Quote from: kresha on 03-02-2010, 15:24:05
Glumac kog su moji roditelji i verovatno njihovi roditelji gledali kao deca. :D

I prababa i pradeda, čukundeda, navrdeda, pracipan, askurđel...

дејан

#356
06-07-2010, 13:02:37
japanski atomski mrav vs hitlera morske zvezde

WTF Japan Seriously!?
...barcode never lies
FLA

Meho Krljic

#357
06-07-2010, 17:10:05
Suvi genije.

Loni

#358
07-07-2010, 20:42:11
Quote from: scallop on 24-06-2010, 01:04:19
I ti postavljaj! Samo, nemoj poeziju, molim te.

Pošto na žalost ne mogu da nađem svesku u kojoj su mape iz mlađih dana moraću da postavim malo svojih stihova. Scallope, nećete se izvući!

No bez brige!
Ja i nemam ambiciju da postanem pesnik a la Lorka, već tekstopisac a la Marina Tucaković :-)
Za mnoge velike pesnike, znamo kako su završili. Robija, beda...  xfoht, a Marina, Braja i Leontina voze besna kola. Svaki prodat tekst Seki Aleksić il' nekoj drugoj zvezdi Grandi naplate bar s 500 evrića.

Pa je l bolje biti pesnik oli folk tekstopisac u pink eri?

Zato ću vam sad predočiti tekst pesme ,,Moja mačka'', koju sam namenski pisao za jednu predivnu umetnicu po imenu Vesna Vukelić Vendi.


Pesma: MOJA MAČKA
Potencijalni izvođač:
Napomena: Ne čitati u sebi već jednostavno pevati!

1.STROFA:
Na dolaske kod mene je dragi
postavio privremenu tačku.
Kad god dođe kaže, spopadnu ga neke bube
Neurednu držim svoju mačku.

Kaže da ga celoga izgrebe,
ali ne ume da guta miša!
Preporuka njegova je bila - aa- aa
moja mačka mora da se šiša

Preporuka njegova je bila aa aa
moja mačka mora 'a se ši-ša!

REFREN:
Rekla sam mu: Ošišaj svog kera bre!
Moja mačka ima dobar pedigre!
Guste dlake štite je od zime.   (para rampa pampa)
Gustodlaka drugo joj je ime.   (tara rampa tampa)
Da je strižem to bi bila šteta aa-aa!
gusta dlaka stvar je kvaliteta
(2x)

2.STROFA:
Nedeljama ne dolazi dragi
al' i dalje telefonom pita,
da l sam obuzdala svoju mačku.
Il' i dalje na sve strane skita?

Kaže da ga celoga izgrebe.
Ali ne ume da guta miša.
Preporuka njegova je bila aa aa
moja mačka mora da se šiša.
Preporuka njegova je bila aa aa
moja mačka mora da se ši-ša!

REFREN
Rekla sam mu: OŠIŠAJ SVOG KERA BRE!
Moja mačka ima dobar pe-digre.
Guste dlake štite je od zime. (para rampa pampa)
Gustodlaka drugo joj je ime.  (tara rampa tampa)
Da je strižem to bi bila šteta aa aa
gusta dlaka stvar je kvaliteta

PRATEĆE VOKALKE (mazno):
Guste dlake štite je od zime.
Gustodlaka drugo joj je ime.
Da je strižem to bi bila šteta aa aa
gusta dlaka stvar je kvaliteta!

Usul

#359
07-07-2010, 21:24:45
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Agota

#360
08-07-2010, 03:10:24
@ lomljavino ova bi joj pesma legla bas bas bio bi mi  hit da odem na neki vasar posto nikad nisam bila a cula sam da postoji   neki u sapcu valjda da pa da slusam vendi dok zavija  ispod satre - da se cuje na vrtesci
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Tex Murphy

#362
11-07-2010, 11:23:31
Sjajno! :-)
Genetski četnik

Novi smakosvjetovni blog!

Son of Man

#363
11-07-2010, 11:37:45
7-mica definitivno jebe novorodjenche  xrofl

Loni

#364
12-07-2010, 01:32:55

mac

#365
12-07-2010, 10:09:56
To smo već imali. Kasni taj krompir.

Loni

#366
12-07-2010, 16:12:41
Nije zgoreg podsetiti se.

shrike

#367
14-07-2010, 22:45:41
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

Karl Rosman

#368
15-07-2010, 02:33:23
odlicno!
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

sandjama

#369
16-07-2010, 01:53:26
prajsles. bombarder u bekstejdzu, verovatno posle nekog od onih polzovicevih eksploziv/balkanhororopera kuraca palaca:

1991 Bombarder Sarajevo Novi Sad VHS 19 Bombarder Kako je basista Samco poceo slusati metal upload by Yale ceza

ja sam psihicki ubica
covek sa dva lica
danju pocivam u miru
nocem vitlam sa sekiru
licnos' svoju krijem
nocas cu te ubijem!

дејан

#370
16-07-2010, 10:39:53
...barcode never lies
FLA

Meho Krljic

#371
16-07-2010, 10:45:23
Aaaaaaaa, do jaja.  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ygg

#372
16-07-2010, 18:12:33
A prevod na hrvatski je Prljavo Kazalište.  xrofl
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

Karl Rosman

#373
19-07-2010, 14:26:30
Izgleda da smo dobili novog sampiona...

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
"On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion."
"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won over it"

Meho Krljic

#374
20-07-2010, 11:24:17
Bil Marej malo retardiran?

QuoteOh, the difference one letter can make.

It really was hard to ignore. When perusing the eclectic recent filmography of Bill Murray ("Broken Flowers," "Lost in Translation," "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou"), Murray's role as the voice of the title character in "Garfield" kind of stands out like a sore thumb. Why did the famously hard-to-track-down actor, who doesn't even have a manager or publicist, agree to lend his voice to a movie starring a CGI cat and relative unknown, Breckin Meyer? Well, as it turns out, as he explained in an interview with GQ, he really just wanted to work with a Coen brother.

"I looked at the ['Garfield'] script, and it said, 'So-and-so and Joel Coen.' And I thought...well, I love those Coens! They're funny," Murray says in the GQ article. "So I sorta read a few pages of it and thought, Yeah, I'd like to do that."

But as any film buff can probably tell you, the writer in question wasn't actually Joel Coen, the Coen Brother-writer of "The Big Lebowski" and "Fargo." The "Garfield" writer was Joel Cohen (with an "h"), a writer of not-very-Coen-esque movies "Cheaper by the Dozen," "Toy Story," and "Money Talks." Regardless, Bill Murray told GQ he was shocked when he discovered his error.

"So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, 'Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What ... was Coen thinking?' And then they explained it to me: It wasn't written by that Joel Coen."


As pointed out by Vulture, this doesn't exactly explain why he agreed to the sequel, "Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties." Was he fooled twice? He admitted, at the end of "Zombieland," that "Garfield" was among his regrets in life. But he did enjoy working with Jennifer Love Hewitt -- even if he couldn't remember her name.

"At least they had what's-her-name. The mind reader, pretty girl, really curvy girl, body's one in a million? What's her name? Help me. You know who I mean..." Murray said before being reminded of her name. "At least they had her in good-looking clothes. Best thing about the movie."


Adding another layer of mystery to why he chose to take part in the "Garfield" movies: Murray isn't exactly easy to book. He's notoriously as choosy as about what movies he'll star in as he is about making television appearances. He was the very first guest on The Late Show with David Letterman, but that doesn't mean it's been easy to get him to return for repeated visits.

"Getting in touch with Bill Murray remains one of life's greatest mysteries," says Rob Burnett, executive producer of Late Show, where Murray has appeared 21 times. "The plus/minus on that return call can be anywhere from 24 hours to six months. That's just how it is."

Melkor

#375
21-07-2010, 18:35:27
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

#376
22-07-2010, 15:55:07
Pug sings Batman theme

veličanstveno!
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Plut

#377
22-07-2010, 17:10:30
 :|

zakk

#378
23-07-2010, 12:12:34
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

zakk

#379
28-07-2010, 00:39:49
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Plut

#380
28-07-2010, 00:43:10
Prava stvar za stereo otvaranje tegli!  :|

Meho Krljic

#381
28-07-2010, 10:38:40
Što je najbolje, reklama je šaljiva ali produkt izgleda postoji:

http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order_Your_Handjob%21.html

zakk

#382
28-07-2010, 18:29:09
Pa naravno da postoji. To je jedna od fora koje su uvaljivali na Comic-Conu.

Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Meho Krljic

#383
28-07-2010, 20:17:14
Sunca čikina. Mislim, ne bih imao s njima ništa u smislu polne komunikacije, ali bih uzeo fri sempl ovog zgodnog proizvoda.

zakk

#384
29-07-2010, 11:09:42
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Ygg

#385
29-07-2010, 13:13:31
Carska reklama!  :|

xrofl xrofl xrofl
"I am the end of Chaos, and of Order, depending upon how you view me. I mark a division. Beyond me other rules apply."

Usul

#386
29-07-2010, 13:37:54
Ne mogu da verujem... Kakav flash...
God created Arrakis to train the faithful.

Le Samourai

#387
29-07-2010, 14:27:27
Ih, postovah ja ovo na best topic ever evo ima vec koji mesec...

zakk

#388
30-07-2010, 12:28:54
Zar O.o ?! Nisam video...
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Le Samourai

#389
30-07-2010, 13:41:57
I ja bejah iznenadjen slabim odzivom. Ipak je ovo spektakl kakav se retko pojavi.

Melkor

#390
30-07-2010, 15:52:22
Odziv je veliki, samo nije on-line. Pustao sam coveku koji mi pravi namestaj i zove se Vule :) Koliko znam prosirio je clip sirom Beograda.
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

bo-ja

#391
30-07-2010, 18:26:28
breht i john waters zajedno.vule wiena!!ludilo.

zakk

#392
30-07-2010, 23:50:48
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Agota

#393
31-07-2010, 00:14:13
imamo novi planetarni hit! xrofl
ovo ce imati milionsku gledanost do jutra
This is a gift, it comes with a price. Who is the lamb and who is the knife. Midas is king and he holds me so tight. And turns me to gold in the sunlight ...

Mark

#394
04-08-2010, 15:44:01
LOL mada je verovatno fejk ...
Dos'o Sveti Petar i kaze meni Djordje di je ovde put za Becej, ja mu kazem mani me se, on kaze: Pricaj ne's otici u raj!
E NES NI TI U BECEJ!

http://kovacica00-24.blogspot.com/

Vampirella

#395
05-08-2010, 23:22:32
S ovim Zoskom nikad nije dosadno, barem Bobanu...  :lol:

Satan my master.

дејан

#396
06-08-2010, 11:47:02
...barcode never lies
FLA

zakk

#397
06-08-2010, 12:09:14
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.

Melkor

#398
08-08-2010, 00:51:11
"Realism is a literary technique no longer adequate for the purpose of representing reality."

zakk

#399
08-08-2010, 02:52:25
Taj A Softer World je povremeno baš genijalan.
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
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